Captain Holt: Ultimate Dog Dad | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

now it's time to send in our cute little secret weapon i'm ready captain i love the nickname no charles not you i was talking about cheddar oh right obviously over the past month i've had him trained to retrieve plaques and now boy it's time to make daddy proud yes sir i could not have been more clearly talking to the dog what is happening right now the last sands are running through the hourglass because your time is running out and you are never going to get the plaque ah captain stop i i just can't let you embarrass yourself i told jake everything he threatened to replace me and i freaked out hard i'm sorry it's okay i knew you would betray me that's why i fed you fake intel what the plaque was never in cold cases in 1972 as if i just put it in a box unattended uh but you did no i didn't then how do you explain this i have no idea i put the plaque in my office cheddar come here come here come here baby hell yeah thank you return to my office please [Music] good boy cheddar bring me that karma bye wait a minute this isn't the championship cummerbund this is some common cummerbund you're not cheddar this is some common okay security system talk to me what have i missed what's going on aha i'll use cheddar to steal the belt but that's not cheddar halt and cheddar always walk in a perfect lock step which means someone took cheddar and that person has the belt but who who took cheddar where are you coming from why do you care i thought you weren't heisting i'm not i'm just interested in your comings and goings because i care about you as a friend okay friend i went to the bathroom well you were gone a long time friend you feeling okay friend no it was number two and it was very intense friend bless you she sneezed dog allergies which means that amy took cheddar where is my dog aren't you standing right next to him this please watch jake jake idiot i know one of you took cheddar and you did it for the sake of the heist but if anything happens to him i will end you i couldn't bring myself to neuter cheddar but i will neuter you all being pot [Music] cheddar cheddar shake oh good grip pristine coat that's my doggy you betrayed me you'll explain yourself later return to my office that's a really great job what's going on here why is cheddar here and why is he in swim trunks because the little sailor outfit wouldn't fit his tush excuse me we're setting you up a twitter account and the fastest way to get followers is cute animal pics i follow an account that's just this one real grouchy chinchilla he hates waking up so much he really does he's like this is ridiculous this has nothing to do with police work exactly it's about being noticed and right now no one is noticing you i didn't even realize we were talking to a third party presently fine if you really think it's necessary i will establish a social media presence but i'll be setting up my own accounts and i assure you i won't be resorting to foolish gimmicks involving my dog uh you might want to rethink that stance because how cute would cheddar look in this hat please when it comes to clothes cheddar wears little booties in the snow or cheddar wears nothing i'm trying to get your account reinstated but it could take a while they say they have a lot of nazi stuff on the front burner and when you tweet again you should probably stop communicating in numbers ken there's a zero percent chance of that besides i won't be tweeting anymore i just got off the phone with the head of the selection committee you did apparently one of the candidates for commissioner tweeted a picture of the water main break and accidentally included a link to his favorite pornographic website uh cosplaybuttonboobs.com amateur move you should never copy paste if you're a perv it's quite the scandal the candidate has dropped out it's down to just three of us now so i guess this proves i was right all along social media it's a fool's game and only a fool would play and why is cheddar wearing a beret uh kevin saw your photos and was amused so we started an instagram account for cheddar who now has over 14 000 followers it's an incredible feeling [Music] okay how's everybody feeling anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves peralta what are you doing peralta what are you doing i conjured him captain holt what a pleasant surprise gina told me that you were delayed due to a wire situation yes the situation is you can rip them all out but the car still works sorry boo wait why is the whole squad here why is everyone wearing my clothes my god you lost cheddar how did you do that sir i know you're upset but i promise you we can find cheddar and you can still go to paris i'm not going to paris now get out of my clothes get into your clothes get out of my house get into your cars all right we can take it from there loud and clear once again so sorry oh he's so disappointed look i'm sorry that i got you involved in this i never should have volunteered us no jake it's not your fault it's amy's what well it's not my fault blind and jake's not the one who let cheddar go to town in kevin sweaters please it's not like i fed him kevin's sweaters wait a minute guys i think this is kevin's fault no jake it's amy's i know you're trying to be a cool boyfriend yet another reason why it's not your fault but kevin's in paris exactly and that's why i think it's kevin's fault i have an idea of how to find cheddar amy don't act weird when i say this but we're gonna need to use the binder oh mama oh there he is captain holt no he can't hear me okay well i guess we know what those wires did i'm not in the mood for your antics peralta sir sir i think we know where cheddar is will you please just get in the car yep let me get that try now oh i can't control the locks hang on try now one two three try now try now here we come cheddar try now here we come cheddar try now try now try now here we come cheddar try now cheddar come here baby yeah yeah oh i'm so glad to see you how did you know he was here well cheddar was only chewing up kevin's stuff i figured maybe he was acting out because he missed kevin but the real hero here is the binder under cheddar subsection walk subsection walks with kevin we found this special spot so you're missing kevin huh you're not the only one i didn't cancel my trip because uh i was worried you would burn my house down kevin and i are having a hard time right now whenever we talk we fight and i'm just afraid and just just afraid that if i go to paris and we fight then sir with all due respect that's crazy i mean you and kevin are the best couple i know and i'm sure whatever this is you can get through it because you are the strongest person i know that was weird i said like multiple real things consecutively yeah felt weird but good are you proud of me you're ruining it yep i'm just gonna stop talking now well i suppose i'm not gonna solve anything by running away from it perhaps i should go to paris what do you think cheddar huh oh my oh you really are acting out i'm uh sorry you had to see that oh you know it's moments like these that i'm grateful for it's a miracle i can see not now charles right sorry ah perfect what what happened you know where the bracelet is no kevin has arrived with proof that i am the only two-time winner of the highest here's your comment bond raymond i don't have time for this sir i'm gonna go search the first floor and i will search the second floor we are an inseparable team that was a devious fib i'm betraying her even as we speak hey again diaz and i are covertly working together she snuck up through the vents this is a major reveal i feel like you're not appreciating i don't like these heists or what they bring out in you oh clement gavin clam it cheddar perhaps we should leave no cheddar stays he still has an important role to play give me mr hootsworth no one would ever think of looking before the bracelet in cheddar's favorite chew toy or do you mean jake's favorite chew toy well thank god no one was around to hear that [Music] howdy i just got back from lunch with charles who is not here i am real glad i skipped the heist say who is winning i don't know but i know that i am not winning interesting it is also not me uh why are you guys acting so weird weird would a person who was acting weird laugh like this oh carefree yes jake oh terry you ripped yourself free yeah maybe you should try cupping me to a stronger medal next time yeah i don't know the relative strength of medals what's going on why does terry look like an oscar doesn't he he has the bracelet we grabbed mr hootsworth from cheddar and swapped it for a fake wow terry my betrayals were all in good fun but this really hurts cheddar bring me mr hootsworth it's an updated model the bow tie is turkish blue instead of egyptian blue how could you not have noticed this because he's a dog and at the end of the day a dog is no match for jake peralta well yours is a fake too turkish blue bow tie come on the one time i say held out i'm smarter than a dog you

Channel: Comedy Bites

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Keywords: Andre Braugher portrayal, Brooklyn 99, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Captain Holt, Captain Holt and Cheddar, Comedy Bites, NBC series, Parks & Recreation, Peacock TV, Stephanie Beatriz sassiness, The Office US, beloved characters, buddy cop dynamic, ensemble cast, entertainment, fan favorite, funny moments, lighthearted entertainment, police precinct antics, police procedural spoof, ultimate accomplice

Id: QjU9MvldFXE

Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020