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tactical village day is awesome we get to field-test a bunch of cool new weapons and there's always a new training situation last year's was Prison Break it got super violent it's like being in an action movie it's also a good opportunity for us to let off steam and bond as a unit everybody gets into it [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] say the nine-nine has never had a perfect run I need somebody throw out a lineup will you be scary Terry scary Terry he says what regular Terry's thinking why are you up so early no reason just excited to face a new day oh because ever since we've been down here you've been a little depressed have I tell me the burrito I've wanted to build a rapport with him since he got here but until now all we've had in common was our bank guess who Stevie and I were beat cops together we called ourselves the beatsie boys and yeah it was as cool as it sounds so y'all would just stand around like that are you trying to Monty Hall me it's unbelievable I don't need Monty Hall ruining my place of work with Monty Hall has already ruined my home life come on sir the math thing isn't the problem night shifts keeping you and Kevin apart you two just need a bone I said you two need a bone Oh dare you detective Diaz I am your superior officer Wow what happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business don't ever speak to me like that again god I missed this place let me just soak it in oh yeah stale coffee finger printing ink whatever Charles is fermenting in his desk beans beans it's like I never left all right fill me and tell me everything I missed won't take long only three things happened Terry chipped his tooth and had a list for a week listen up even number two Santiago and Boyle wore the same outfit to work one day I just did the better on you and captain ban headphones from the office due to the Gina incident great recap no one listens to me I'm a lousy sergeant what no don't say that why would you say that if I tell you something you promise not to tell anyone else of course you know how I took the lieutenant's exam last week I just found out I didn't pass oh no oh but you shouldn't feel bad only like 10% of people pass on the first try I know and I'm all exhausted because of the night shift plus my bathroom break during a test took a little longer than anticipated yeah he's a restroom please [Music] nothing to see yeah excuse me little desk that's why they say it's test time so diaper up they say that I've never said that I've never worn a diaper during a test it would wear a diaper during it does hey Boyle now you have enough Peralta as a secondary in a while be careful it can be rough hey saboteur that's not true I happen to be a very good secondary so you were just borrowing those cars account you should ask him about his bank account captain Santiago broke the glass Oh Peralta where have you been sorry I'm sorry I know I am three T five minutes late yikes but I had to stop and get some wine hello good sir I'd like your finest bottle of wine please that will be $1,600 great I'd like your $8 istel of wine please it's from the finest vineyard in Arkansas samesies we were doomed the minute she slithered into the precinct it's funny when we first met we had some good times looks like we both want that stapler seems that way based on what happened so when did it all go south 1989 that was up for a big promotion which would have fast-tracked my career lunch offered to write a letter on my behalf but instead she torpedoed me because of something that happened the night before she was to turn it in Madeline would you care for a drink I'd love one I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk I've had a couple that build up the nerve I think we both know what I'm about to say Raymond I don't think we need to say anything I'm gay that's what I was going to tell you well then she sabotage my career because I refused to bed her you wanted to see me sir I understand you stopped by the patrol offices morning briefing yeah officer deetmore help me out with my crime scene so I gave him a little thank-you present hey deetmore you're gonna bag evidence like a five-year-old you should have the proper tools - my first police kit the walkie talkie blows bubbles hope you can handle it we go take another crack at Whitman giving in there like five times what are you gonna do annoy him into talking haha two three four didn't work nice to see him like this he's so confident this morning he finally corrected the barista when she caught him Charlize he's been living as Charlize broil for five years it's great it's also great he could take it down just a smidge if you like pina coladas good guy Charles sorry Terry I'd like you to accompany me to a gun range you mean Drive you there and wait outside far away from the guns I spent eight years in the public affairs office so my tactical skills are a little rusty I need some pointers sorry I haven't found a weapon since the incident the mannequin incident I'm familiar actually there was an incident after that another incident Andy sir I may not be the man for the job let's go down he's embarrassed of me last Christmas the classics department threw a holiday party I had one drink too many and utterly humiliated myself and that was the point st. Augustine was making in consolation of philosophy yeah sounds super humiliating Saints I'm smart smart I confused st. Augustine with boëthius I might as well have stepped on a rake and bought myself before you the problem wasn't what you said it was that Dean Aleister pointed out your mistake and you lost your damn mind I misremembered it because I'm reading both simultaneously one book is too big for me it was quite the kerfuffle I was thinking we could liven things up in there maybe add a model train I used to love him when I was a kid I was also a model train enthusiast as a child those miniature tracks provided me with some of my happiest memories all aboard the train will be departing in 45 minutes Peralta can I confess something to you I didn't throw Frederick's duck in the garbage yes I know sir I didn't throw the duck in the garbage I threw it off a bridge just eaten butter like a Pop's that go home Boyle yeah I know I'm spoiling myself but I'm depressed or have you forgotten that Jake my best friend is in prison wait Jake's in prison yeah he and Rosa were framed for a bunch of bank robberies by lieutenant Hawkins all right and where's Gina on maternity leave we were all at her baby shower last week okay and why am i bleeding I don't know his god oh so you don't have all the answers I'm bleeding because my piece of crap Sun a lot bit me look we all miss Jake and Rosa which is why we have to keep working a case there has to be some way to exonerate him I've been looking but I can't find anything and I don't know what to do I can't find anything and I don't know what to do title of your sex tape what is happening right now they caught Hawkins trying to flee the country she confessed to everything and they let me out oh my god Jake is it really you're really here you know it baby but first I got a hug my best friend welcome back Peralta I just heard from the mayor to apologize for what happened to you they're sending you to Disney World you and one male guest as long as I don't have to go on any of the scary rides I just go for the shows Boyle were you dreaming about Jake again why didn't you wake me up i jusu snap it away for you you

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 1,150,863

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Keywords: NBC, The Office US, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Michael Scott, Ron Swanson, Liz Lemon, Jake Peralta, Steve Carell, Nick Offerman, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, cutaways, brooklyn nine nine cutaways, brooklyn nine nine cutscenes, brooklyn nine nine cute moments, brooklyn nine-nine season 8, season 8

Id: z7EdEKszdE0

Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 05 2020