DRINKING ON THE JOB | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

two bottles of vodka is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet six-drink amy six-drink amy what does that mean it's the pinnacle of the Santiago drunkenness scale one drink Amy's a little Spacey wait what two drinks loud Amy you want to get a cab three drinks Amy dance pants four-drink amy is a bit of a pervert hey check it out when five drug Amy is weirdly confident let's do this little man but I've never seen six-drink amy maybe she's the one I could actually be friends with aka my sasquatch Mina you ready to party or why don't mind if I uh uh wow you're two shots behind linetti i boiled Rosa and Amy you're up come on get on it and under it bangerang am saying this hmm you don't want to be around Holt in your current state say hello to the most confident woman alive yeah drink number five you are a true friend and a hot little piece good-bye four-drink amy sloppy sicko what the hell guys can't just let Scully go run tree wants guys if we're gonna pull this off we need to focus you want to play yeah I want to play it's quarters what am i a monster Terry tag me in your on Holt party duty it seems to me all-wheel Drive is four-wheel drive [Music] I know they say it's not good to have a TV in the bedroom which is why I don't hey I told you guys this weekend wait Terry aren't you supposed to be upstairs not now it's nap time what okay maybe and Hitchcock are still upstairs I think we're still good oh no six-drink amy isn't Flint she's just sad we already got you idiot look who's here how was your night of old school drinking hmm pretty hungover turn off your mouth siren here the text I got from you last night best night ever why Scotch burned so good was his name in Serpico who's the friend of yours with the ping-pong and lastly a picture of you on the subway platform eating Chinese chicken salad with no shirt on well last night was awesome we had an epic night of bonding that I will never forget do it I believe in you throw it I believe in you there you are you okay sir No until this morning some small part of me still believed I would be captain of the nine-nine again what a fool I was I should never have returned it's like visiting your childhood home and seeing it's been replaced by a denim pants store whoa whoa slow down sir you didn't even stop and sniff the bouquet you always sniff the bouquet maybe the old hold did but the new Holt chugs Beaujolais from a burgundy glass without a care oh it's a soft turn glass look the alcohol has rendered me a simpleton maybe you should just call it a day I can't I've been asked to deliver a toast here after the funeral a message of hope this is what I have so far pain that's it one tweak maybe you should lose the word pain and then getting a cab and go home maybe I will but first they're gonna have one drink with me Sardar for old times sake one drink and then we go one drink Rosa you go to the office have a couple believes and just relax it's a believe me peach juice and champagne peach juice and champagne one more six come on just try it it's what Nancy Meyers would drink fine for Nancy Amy we've got a problem what Rosa's drunk Rosa know how Bellinis rule Nancy Meyers you've done it again you saucy [ __ ] Rosa what happened sorry I didn't know you could get drunk off champers I mean it's half bubbles don't worry hey me I got this I'm a master at sobering up are you sure you don't go to the Renaissance Fair every weekend in your 20s without learning how to handle your Mead great thanks Ralphie hey Charles get married today yes you are and I'm gonna make sure you are sober when that happens now I just need cayenne pepper and some horse milk marriage is the best hey how come you and Genevieve our mood huh uh you know it's complicated no it's not it's easy brew down here we'll get married yeah right she doesn't want that oh that sounds no no everything's great with us I mean if it was up to me we'd get hitched but she had a really bad divorce so oh sorry does that upset you I'm good yeah I'm good I'm so sad I love her so much I want to marry her but so bad to Genovese buds and Genovese but why can't they stay babies forever Merlini and that's why you shouldn't drink being drunk sounds terrible hello Amy I didn't see you there how did the wedding go Terry what the hell man you said you're gonna sober them up their fall my girls are never gonna grow up and lose their virginity I lost my vCard to the woman that refilled Nana's oxygen tanks her hands were so strong from turning the nozzles this is a room of nightmares you're the nightmare you made me kill my balloon baby look at me so drunk I'm a liberating like a beatnik you paid the bodega guy $200 for those anti shirt oh that explains why I have a triple XL Scarface hoodie on my couch worth it it's pretty fun night no I'm pretty good right yes it's like a Bonnie Raitt concert in here yeah hey we're budgeted the Taser challenge you guys won in what's the Taser challenge it K's each other then drink how do you win what are you a lawyer you want in or not yeah Terry what your lawyer it's tasers get tased at a party man come on okay he's gone now I just gotta wait for k13 to give us the all-clear yeah I wouldn't hold your breath dumb robot partner rolled into the stairwell so I should be best friends this 10k 13 says we are G to G Amy this justice lifted [Applause] [Applause] look there's six shirt it looks Bert because I was on fire hits the pillow shirt it's all coming back to me okay so if this is definitely where we set off the fireworks but still no laptop how did I catch on fire oh no I just remember something Terry feels bad hence the chest pain but what was that loud crash I could get might have been me see you now partner you killed her her oh my god it was a herd you're replacing Amy not me hey ton wait the robot has a camera maybe she saw who took the laptop there's the laptop bag you think you're so much better than me right it's gonna fast forward oh hey robot I got something really cool to show you on the balcony I like it fast forward did you guys see that you put the bag down behind the plant let's go this is there this is there oh no sweetie oh hello I'm captain Raymond holt and if I had the pleasure of joining your board here are some of the things I would do see it all worked out with you're a wild party with absolutely zero consequences Jake something's wrong oh oh I I don't know how they got in there or what it is I'll just uh next slide well that's strange next slide next next oh I see what's happening here ah due to an issue with the internet cloud you are seeing a series of pictures that have nothing to do with me or the 99th you

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 1,675,342

Rating: 4.9371939 out of 5

Keywords: NBC, The Office US, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Michael Scott, Ron Swanson, Liz Lemon, Jake Peralta, Steve Carell, Nick Offerman, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, brooklyn nine-nine i want it that way, brooklyn nine-nine bloopers, brooklyn nine-nine season 7, brooklyn nine nine drinking contest, brooklyn nine nine drinking, brooklyn nine nine amy drunk, drunk, disorderly, drinking, brooklyn nine-nine bar

Id: BTQ2NDf6a-g

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 22 2020