CallMeKevin Rewind 2020

it's christmas i'm not just insulting you merry christmas how are you doing folks my name is kevin and we do a very special tradition around here on christmas day we do kind of our own rewind i don't think there's going to be a youtube rewind this year probably for the best uh but don't worry you still have call me kevin rewind i hope you're having a good christmas whether you're spending it with loved ones or you're just chilling alone just enjoying some internet time that's fine too i hope you enjoy your day and whether you celebrate christmas or not i just hope you're having a good time kind of nice actually just sitting down and putting on some clips and drinking a coffee i'm a gamer so i have a gamer cop i'm such a loser i actually cannot believe that it's been a year since i did this last this year has both flown and not moved at all it's pretty it's pretty wild actually if i send the time it's just non-existent anymore but let me not ramble anymore let us jump in to the first clips i chose in the spirit of christmas to pick the clips where i made a lot of new friends online playing at random games with random people and just having a jolly good time i mean maybe they weren't having a good time because you know i was there but i was having fun and that's all that matters so enjoy the clips and you know what i don't need them but it is christmas so let me give you one ah that looks [ __ ] terrifying all right let's go let's see how this compares to the screenshots oh my god it looks exactly like i expected to it's the world of the future hey everyone i like simpsons hey sydney can i have a pistol oh my god i'm so overwhelmed this is just amazing oh dress-up time wow fantastic oh that looks disgusting hey little critter what are you oh my god you were a human oh i got hit by a car what the hell a holy life fairy who are you i'm your hit and run victim ah yes back on the town prettier than ever she has two faces get out get out let's go shopping i don't think anyone wants to play with me probably because i look like this [Music] i just said i like simpsons then immediately just turned around and bolted why does no one like simpsons [Music] just jump to the back of the camera come on sarah interact with me sarah stop this just let's talk about simpsons this is terrifying like being realistic for a second this is really scary like that is definitely like a 48 year old male 1 no one will talk to me um what's happening are you getting abducted oh they're talking to me i don't know what they're trying to say so i just dab for simpsons and i'm running away while dabbing okay here's the real trust test i am now an imposter black come with me he's just staring at me what a legend oh my god i found a new best friend don't look at me oh my god it's in there it's in there i didn't turn off the lights i just held the door closed because i'm losing my [ __ ] mind oh my god he was amazing the vr just makes it you good yeah i'm good i set the camera up and left him on his own okay great can i be your friend do you want to hurt me yes [Laughter] sorry oh it's just too perfect okay brown did this scan thing and he saw me being scanned so we are a hundred percent legit come on i've always wanted mature friend like you for guidance and wisdom all right no one touched my pee pee the poo poo all right there we go no one touched my white green he said i forgot how confusing my name is no oh god i knew i was dead as soon as he turned back where was my pee pee poo poo when i needed it if i could speak to him as a ghost i'd say it's not your fault but like it clearly is i always wanted to be the one that would die first because i couldn't deal with him dying look he's devastated oh he's so sad my poor little beepy oh now he's getting angry he's going through the seven stages of grief is it seven stages i'm gonna say two stages he went through grief and now anger i owe him super saiyan now such a man's man no bp who did this i love his slain let me grieve i'm just not gonna talk for the rest of this oh me and pp are reunited though ask peepee to stop talking to the others because i'm getting a little jealous he said yes everything for you wait where's brown he was following me a moment ago this isn't like him at all where did he go where the hell did he go oh god i'm sorry i'm worried sick where could he be oh god i've seen like everyone else he's gotta be dead i'm sitting at a search party i mean that's just me and i think it was dark blue too so i'm staying away from him oh my god pee pee poo poo you're still alive oh my god oh i nearly pee-pee poo-pooed myself oh this is the most immature video i've ever done the most terrifying image i'm going to strangle you a little bit okay that's me drowning hagrid that's me drowning right now my last words sir i really wish i picked the mystery box a weird man in the forest gave me a rope as an ingredient i don't think he meant to have that maybe not but i bet it makes a good potion jason when will i use the rope you gave me oh sorry i don't have rope do you have rope on you i had but then i killed myself because i was afraid i get in trouble turns out the rope actually came in handy after all that hagrid guy's been drowning children down by the lake i believe [ __ ] off alvin oh i didn't know you were there i didn't know knock you out yo that sounds like kevin yeah call me kevin the youtuber no no no i'm not kevin i think that is kevin oh that's a wasp called that that's a sound board he thinks hey there friends how's it going on this guy's just using like a um hey there friends like uh what a great way to start your morning wait if i actually make a board of myself a few moments later hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin thank you so much my name is kevin the guy left [Laughter] i'm not playing with a soundboard [Music] he did a weird breakdance no no he's that no no he's sleeping he's all he's all talking out poor guy after a dance i guess i'll go judge for myself then no he's sleeping though you'll disturb him found him he is definitely dead no no check for a pulse dude how could he be dead he's not moving yeah that's what people do when they sleep just ignore him look he's acting out he's going limp until he gets his way ignore him oh the stud finders it was just a shadow a trick of the eye optical illusion even goodbye oh nice guys help help what wait no i i heard him yawn did you hear that big yawn oh god yeah he's he's going to sleep because he's he's he's getting some fresh air at the window ceiling going to sleep what's your name again trav no no i'm i'm a [ __ ] i'm a [ __ ] oh okay [ __ ] look you gotta stay with me all right there's no such thing as ghosts you gotta be brave right now wait no that's the opposite of brave come back [ __ ] i do not have time for your [ __ ] right now come with me i'm i'm gonna look for more material materials what does that even mean this is what i'm telling you look it would be crossed off if we witnessed the ghost event they went to sleep that's not ghostly they're just sleepy what would i do without your logic probably survive how'd that guy get so fat you see this was a big mistake because what i was referring to is that it's very very difficult to get fat in red dead redemption i wasn't calling him out i was genuinely asking how did he do it the [ __ ] did you just say to me i said how do you get so fat this is all [ __ ] muscle but i've never seen muscle jiggle like that i'm sorry hey don't step outside the window might blow you away you scrawny little [ __ ] well thank you for looking out for me i appreciate that let me buy you a drink oh wait you probably had enough you know what if your nose didn't already look like it had been broke three times over i'd punch you square in the face right now i think it would just feel like getting hit by some jelly let's find out shall we is the fat one in your posse or is he new as well [ __ ] what did you just call me uh [ __ ] i i know this doesn't sound realistic but i didn't see you there as hard as that is to believe i keep you got any nuts you can see my nuts if you want i'm gonna kick you in the nuts if you keep talking why are you obsessed with my nuts oh i'm hungry i ain't just surprised y'all are just looking to get the [ __ ] out i'm a glutton for punishment and he's just a glutton we're a match made in heaven [ __ ] what did you just say oh [ __ ] he heard me he's coming back i'm about to get destroyed oh [ __ ] here we go again my [ __ ] horse has disappeared my horse is dead because he's stupid you wanna see a cool trick coming yes can sidestep wow really cool trick leave me alone i'm new i'm new i'm new i'm new guys on me guys you just can't see me because i'm disguised as a bush don't move dude could you kill chip i want to see what it looks like hey no not me not me watch out there's a bush in the middle of the floor someone there's a bush here grab the bush yeah put on the bush no put on the bush come back come back put on the bush come back and put on the bush i had to put on other items no come back and get confused shut up christ come back there's a bush down in the living room this way this way yeah i have a bush on as well and if you have a bushel all three of us will have a big shot two items on me all right now let's go back and get the bush see he sees you now if you were a bush he wouldn't have found us the monster likes me oh my god some ghostly activity on the porch guys he's moved everything i think he's moving out due to all his 19 new roommates oh god sport ghost they can't even move on and now we're bothering it like this yeah we're robbing this place they're robbing the house he's taking like their family photos and stuff they're taking everything is the ghost playing mike posner okay so we got spirit box and mike posner write that down write that down oh my god look at everyone just enjoying mike posner oh this is why we're here yeah we go this is gaming oh look alive oh it's a conga line i feel much better now can't get conga conga this dead body just can't get over it i think there's about to be another dead body oh there goes another one oh he can't get too hard oh my god he can't get to his death he conquered his death seventh congo related death this week i have bone you have born kevin give me bone i give bone command behind you [Applause] [Laughter] all right uh we need um where is his head i want to sew it on to his crotch geez bring that in here frankenstein okay so we need another leg we need he's uh we need his left leg we need his head actually we needed two kidneys two just two you okay two kidneys there's two kidneys where's the [ __ ] few how did you get the fish stuck in there no jim you're you're my only friend i i i wouldn't call them friends at all they were acquaintances i couldn't wait to get out of their company and be back with you he's a little sensitive he gets a bit jealous so you have to be nice to him anyway i hope you enjoyed those clips i love those videos i love making friends with new people and i always feel like they came out really nice like those videos where i play with random people and just have a good time because i feel like my humor just kind of bounces off people well and they just don't know what to say at the time they're just confused but yeah i hope you enjoyed that now i can not not address the elephant in the room that's a double negative right there i cannot address the elephant in the room which was the lockdowns of this year ireland's been in a pretty strict lockdown on and off one second i was just uncomfortable sorry i'm ruining christmas again lockdown has been a big part of this year um i like to think although the situation was horrible uh sorry again ruining christmas the situation was horrible everything about this year was a mess what i've got now is some lockdown games some some games that i probably would have never played if it wasn't for lockdown so uh that's probably a negative because the these are some pretty pretty bad games but i hope you enjoy the clips with reviews like this uh i don't think this is going to be very good but let's give it a go anyway oh it's got a good soundtrack maybe that person was wrong yes it's the people who are wrong the game will be great what is he doing he's playing an instrument for the flower and the flower is open oh my god who is that dude behind us wait the kid didn't even come into the tunnel with me come on kid come into this cave i don't think this adventure is about mary jesus christ mary is scary scary mary will call her but i think this is just sleep paralysis yeah this is definitely sleep paralysis poor mary she'll be having heart palpitations here how much do you think you exercise i exercise a lot all the time i've wanted extreme give me an extreme workout it's so [ __ ] warm in here this is going to be a huge mistake strength oh god come on more how can i not go over 100 just snap it excuse me i'd like to return this i'm too strong for it oh my god i'm in a duel am i a pokemon kevin kevin perfect's sake pick a skill to use overhead press i'm gonna go with squats come on let's do this you impressed yet very nice i think i'm winning oh my god it took so little off him what the [ __ ] this is gonna take all day can i cheat can i haha i can cheat everyone knows a good workout is all about cheating need a chest okay great i'm gonna have to do this one off camera it's probably best for my dignity even though i think that's long gone at this stage well done oh my god he's being hit with my abs just to paint your picture what's going on off screen i am uh seriously regretting setting this to extreme and uh i wish i could change it chair pose you know what that might actually work well right now you know why because i have a trick up my sleeve now and victory pose yes i feel like i accomplished something today even though i did a lot of cheating what am i supposed to be doing where are the enemies are they meant to be enemies any second now it's going to be enemies yep here they come i bet any second enemies enemies down good job man hunter i think that's it man hunter no one else is spawning the scope is so still for a guy who's going for running like five feet look at how many bullets that dude's taking and he's just running at them he's fearless look at me he's still running like i've been fighting up here and my dude's just running down there into their base how is that my fault the dude just loves getting shot he literally just runs into bullets oh for [ __ ] sake new mission i had to put him down he was suffering i'm gonna go give this bear a hot kiss jim is like running over there they're looking deep into each other's eyes but that's about it i don't kiss what the [ __ ] are you just get a hug at least no they're running away jim quick go after them come back here you fagger i wanna hug you yes yes here we go oh nice hug oh they're giving me a gift 20 bucks i can barely believe it thank you oh i actually nick you that deserves a little cat call i think they probably think i'm like a 70 year old man like given the avatar oh they don't want to dance with me all right well this is getting awkward i'll leave now it looked like the bear was looking right into the camera now i don't have any friends to play with but i figured why not play some board games by myself wow that's probably the most depressing thing i've ever said look at him getting married smug bastard i hate him and here's your [ __ ] payday while you're at it he's loaded it's not fair wait i'm loaded this is great i want blue me to do well i feel like he's a trier god bless him i want white me to win and i want red meat to die in an automobile accident buy furniture pay 10k oh god it sucks being blue i can see why he's so blue all the time when he has to keep paying for all this [ __ ] oh and i just realized it's a salesperson one so that doesn't go to the bank it goes to the villain red kevin are you invested yet because i'm really invested like way more than i thought i'd be straight salary card with any player yes blue you're trading it with red screw him get [ __ ] he had a comment the bastard tree falls on house pay 15 cave and short but he bought insurance bastard he's always one step ahead hello rf fellow humans i erect love meteors food is ready thanks i just took our food i'm throwing the food away um what you doing cleaning just doing my pet they were not dirty he jst made that food i thought it was dirt is that insulting his food i'm not sure i just cooked it oh no i don't know the text of speech makes it even funnier for some reason thank you he knows what's going to happen he [ __ ] knows it he's just slowly putting it into the dishwasher jim yes put it down ffs gym they're all judging me i didn't do anything jim please don't i didn't do anything put the plate down it's like a gun drop the weapons [Laughter] oh my god i will do it i am warning you if you do it's a band oh my god he's saying i'll get banned if i do it okay i'll just hide it then he's just walking into the graveyard with the food [Laughter] where are you going look i am not a bad guy just confused you're going [ __ ] down ryan all your training will be useless because you'll be used to aiming for like the nose or the chin but everything's in the wrong place on turk so it won't help you wait if i just hold it straight like this he's holding it backwards turn come on oh really you're gonna make me fight like this maybe turk wasn't the best choice okay let's try this okay this is definitely dangerous but it's very effective so i'm willing to do it look at him he's like a vegan jedi hello there how are you supposed to beat this he has no fear he doesn't care if he dies look at that replay okay honestly ryan i'm beginning to think this is pointless for you i don't think this is going to be a really fun game for you jesus christ look at him he's like holding the sword so backwards and everything turns the kind of guy who wears water wings just to eat soup oh god look at this one she's in full makeup and everything turtle be like you probably shouldn't wear full makeup you know there's a lot of water involved in this game and she's like but you're wearing lipstick to which turk would respond yes but i won't be going in the water except you know his nose would be up there all right ashley i'm sorry but that was pathetic so that's what it feels like when other people are playing with turkey you just feel a little bad for them and just go oh that's kind of sad okay this looks cool it's got a skull on it and everything you can't you can't click anything oh wait hold on why does the menu only work when you hover over quit and nothing else great game i mean it did skip past the gaming pattern right to the quit part which just saves me time to be honest you must activate the product you can do this via the internet or my phone i'll do my phone please yes okay thanks i have no idea what that said can someone german help me out i'm just killing him i don't like the way he speaks he talks in old-timey english and it makes me feel stupid unfortunately he's the strongest man to have ever lived and he didn't even want this blood he has so much excess blood this is actually helping him no no oh no oh no i've got myself stuck i can't get out just when this game is getting good i can't get out why i don't even know how i got into that i'm just trying to google it to see if there's any way to get out of the rocks and i came across the result that just says get stuck in a rock sucks to be you that's it oh wait someone's coming to kill me no they they can't figure it out either they're wizards but even they don't understand this oh good someone's coming down oh did i die jesus christ he just one tapped me he did free me though which is nice you are not an easy man to follow it took us months to find you yeah sorry about that i got stuck in a rock for a while oh damn i got nuked again this game is hard now that that's over let us never speak of it again i hope you enjoyed those clips from lockdown games honestly i love playing games like that on the channel i really do i i should do more stuff like that because i i genuinely have such a good time and i think i'm the only person in history who enjoys those type of games like genuinely it's not like this will make good content i'm playing and like this is amazing it's like watching the room but like in video game form it's the same kind of feeling you know gives me butterflies however i wouldn't really call those uh games classics but these games these games are classics maybe not so much in the gaming world but on my channel for sure i would call them classics and i've got a few clips for you to enjoy from the classics i hope you enjoy do you want a poem about love or nature no that's not one of the options i think i heard love okay here's a nice short one it says i don't think i don't hold on this this cancer treatment all right that was unnecessary that isn't about love at all okay i'm gonna just gloss over that it says thank you for setting the mood i don't think you could ever feel all the love i have to give and i'm sure you never realized [Music] oh that was the last line of the poem thank you start not's life you're suffering from the flu i'm two years old oh no parents please vaccinate me oh my god i thought it said i died but it's the cat i am depressed jesus christ this is making a murderer i'm on the verge of death and i have depression at age three someone was acting up so i said battle her so i stormed her i loosened her eyeball i detached her throat i inverted her patella what the hell is that and she died from her injuries we've made a seven-year-old murderer oh i'm finally good at something your father passed away he was murdered shh [ __ ] attend the funeral okay good i didn't get caught this is all to a great start i think people just don't care about murder in ireland it's time to vaccinate your son framed my dad i know it's another way of murdering your mother has a friend who works at discount health and get you a job there as a junior financial analyst i definitely kill the right parent god i'm making every right decision so far i want a sex change i want it done today and i want it done cheap it was botched well [ __ ] can i sue them all right look go to the other doctor and get a gender reassignment i can go back to the same one yeah go for it then if they botch it i'll just sue them oh they were successful this time i guess that works too why do you want to be my friend murder there we go she's dead and i got sent back to prison for i'm not even going to try and read that how do i keep making friends i don't want any friends yes okay they're all gone bad time to realize that i start every video and hey there friends you should be scared right now right here go back to your [ __ ] land you weren't the [ __ ] where'd the comedy go excuse me i'd like to tell a joke [ __ ] ireland what the hell we went back to france there for a second what did ireland do yesterday i saw guys wait hold up that's not the funny part stop it all right yesterday i saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road i asked him that's the not yet hold on wait hold on i asked him shut the [ __ ] up just give me a second okay i'm trying to tell a joke yesterday i saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road i asked him what's the word on the street shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] american people i'm not american i'm irish i don't know how many times i have to say this how come you find the other parts funny but the actual punchline isn't i wasn't even in the war it has nothing to do with ireland leave us out of it right now we're here to talk about how shitty ireland is wait what the [ __ ] hold on what's with this hate [ __ ] the irish dude i literally only told the scrabble joke okay scrabble scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an eye okay that's it you [ __ ] you are muted [ __ ] you i tell my players on stage volume all the way down because of how worthless you are [ __ ] you i just really like scrabble jokes oh no he's gotten into his underwear because it's cold i heard turk doesn't understand he's like turksy bret maybe he's trying to figure out what it means to have a reflection it's like watching a dog seeing themselves in the mirror for the first time it's kind of weird playing as someone else in jim pickens's world because it's like it's a spin-off show or something there's pictures of him up everywhere and you can feel his presence and you can see the impact that he's had on the world she likes it she's never been flirted with before this this is easy now stop crying she's cowering i don't know which one she's cowering from dog she's running away that was the waitress by the way she's gone every time i interact with her she just starts crying and i don't know how i feel about that stop just kiss him for fix sake this is hurting me she's already dining with someone else oh my god it's puffer fish no no no no get another table i forgot whose restaurant we were at yes it worked he has a girlfriend now let's feck there's a coffin right outside we can use could we do this before you have your proper fish if possible stop stop eating that stop eating it hold on go try for a baby no not nom nom nom stop it get up come on make baby yes baby time oh my god she finished the whole thing how are you alive oh my god just reading his little bio it it just sounds really dark even though it's innocent i am a cancer my name is the seed it just sounds so bad my mission is to create as many kids as possible and not only did i just get hit with a bowling ball but my looks are at zero how the hell am i gonna have like a hundred babies if my looks are at zero oh it's working oh yeah there we go one night stand you can tell because the game went oh yeah which is really disturbing imagine you're on a bus just playing this game because it doesn't have really any audio and then randomly it just goes oh yeah i think i just get off of the next stop no matter where it is all right let's try porn set janitor yes i'm a porn said janitor with any luck they'll be like okay you yeah you come on in and then and you can have more babies the seed is one step ahead of the game yeah this is definitely gonna be my worst video maybe i could adopt i gotta reject it that's no surprise yes my name is the seed i'm a porn said janitor and i just got over syphilis ah we'll uh we'll add it to the list thank you and there you have it the classics i chose the sims episode with turg as well because i was like i turned is kind of special isn't he he's very different to some of her other characters and i'm so glad he exists he's a very christmas kind of character too oh no kevin you're coming across as weak quick uh pl play the clips of me being a bad person quick ruin christmas for the third time in one video i'm coming to save and or murder you oh yeah that's a murder i don't know if this is a good or bad deed because i'm helping the law but i'm stealing from the church either way i'm on board i really hope god isn't angry though like i'm a loyal catholic boy other other than this one thing you not angry are you maybe i should take that as a sign but i'm going to choose it was coincidence is this the priest hello father father i must confess yes my child confessed to me actually i just need some of those lemons stop it is forbidden to pick them who do you think i am adam or eve are you [ __ ] serious you wouldn't try to steal them would you i definitely won't try to steal them now i wouldn't do that god he's naive i really want to punch the priest i'm doing everything in my power to not like i'll have to load i'd have to go all the way back and i can't resist it beat up the priest beat him up where's your god now oh god my carriage has plummeted but i don't think anyone saw okay that's fine let me steal some lemons i'm attacking kathleen over here [ __ ] kathleen take your bag with you get out of here kathleen i'm sorry i'm done no come here come on kathleen what are you scared thank you kathleen no i'll never stop it screw kathleen i know i'm sorry jody you don't have any control over me i do what i want to i'm coming to kill you kathleen and no one can stop me smash the windows this all counts as you smashing them kathleen seven years of bad luck i don't think anything will match the bad luck you got of being in here with me though [ __ ] killer can i kill her kill her kill kill kathleen kill okay the cows are moving along they're being hurted towards the stairs do they need the bathroom i am so impressed by your ability to jump up those stairs oh it's like the wild wild west they're still migrating it looks like some abstract art or something i don't think you're all gonna fit wait only three of them can fit in there they all turned around after all that it took them like a literal in-game day to get out here and now they have to turn around all right the treatment is thoughts and prayers send her home and then i close the clinic i just left them on the table there are they're just going to stay there all night okay someone else came back no no they're leaving too the cleaners come in and it's just cleaning around them as they're lying there i hope the last thing the doctor says was lay perfectly still because if it was she's doing a mighty fine job of it honestly i diagnose you with dead like i think just like to cover our bases we should delete the windows because i don't want people seeing this there we go at least there's no air getting in she'll die eventually if she's not dead already i'm diagnosing this guy with big booboo they had already diagnosed them and i'm like no that's not it even though it's a hundred percent chance now we're like no it changed my mind it's not that actually but doc you said it was a hundred percent no no no it's just big boo boo look at all that blood going through the hospital jesus christ just mop it up pretend it wasn't here monitored patient is collapsing i'm taking care of him he's my patient who's trying to treat him right now look you're dismissed i will take care of him don't worry stop diagnosing him i will do it he just needs rest honestly i just took him off life support this is getting so dark wait what the patient died no i was just about to fix him that's sad no don't dissip he became a ghost right in front of me i just diagnosed him too i hate this game there you are you just don't know what to do do you i don't really blame you i'm not even killing him i'm just following him around and killing the people he runs to go on lead me to another person my partner in crime thank you very much this guy's good come on lassie what's wrong why are you crying bring me to the trouble this is like someone's worst nightmare a killer clown following you but he refuses to do anything he's just staring at you oh no i think i knocked out my friend i wonder if i can bring my friend back out and get him revived to torture him even more i see movement he's awake he's really awake thank you so much come on buddy it's me look i'm not a clown anymore well i'm still a clown i'm just not wearing a clown outfit screw you i'm getting help wait friends don't say to friends screw you you don't like me at all you're just using me so that i kill all of your enemies please i appreciate that he started crying when he realized we weren't gonna be friends anymore though god that's a lot of people maybe i can throw a frag grenade at them okay good that's perfect you didn't see nothing come here it was a science experiment hello hr he's calling hr we have a bit of a workplace incident a frag grenade has gone off in the lobby and most my colleagues that i liked are dead that poor guy he got throat punched okay i'm delivering to a guy called pablo bong i don't think that's your real name sir i need your real name for tax purposes please where the hell is pablo bong are you pablo bong excuse me mr bong i have your drugs oh god pablo bong needs more how did you get through that already it was like five minutes ago oh my god pablo wants more where is he getting all this money like i'm starting to think he actually is a cop pablo is giving out about my prices i'm fed i mean i put it up by one dollar he's pissed look pablo you have a problem all right i'm not enabling you anymore no he's swapping to weed now more affordable oh my god i was like who's that waiting for me i knew it was [ __ ] pablo just standing there inside my apartment he's getting closer and closer every time i do respect that you wear high-vis at night though that is a responsible drug user he's like i may use 15 grams of amphetamine a day but i gotta wear my hi-vis i'm not foolish oh my god pablo moving on to speed now he's getting sick of all the other stuff this has all been in like one day he's really escalating i got the radio this puts me in a good mood i'm in the mood to execute i didn't even listen to her jesus christ oh the sad music started playing when he came in you know this is going to be a sob story okay now it's getting creepy all right i'm a little intimidated dude you're scaring me oh jesus christ kill him kill him oh thank god okay situation dealt with there have been reports of a man stealing from government officials and distributing the stolen goods among the citizens that doesn't sound so bad i mean he's being a nice guy yeah i'll accept his bribe i'll be nice to him after the labor camps with you that's me being nice trust in your heart judge and the lord will guide you along the righteous path all right what do you have to say kill him kill him kill him kill him i agree let's kill him i'm attacking kathleen over here [ __ ] kathleen take your bag with you get out of here kathleen i'm sorry i'm done no come here come on kathleen what are you scared thank you kathleen no i'll never stop it screw kathleen i know i'm sorry jody you don't have any control over me i do what i want i'm coming to kill you kathleen and no one can stop me smash the windows this all counts as you smashing them kathleen seven years of bad luck i don't think anything will match the bad luck you got of being in here with me though [ __ ] killer can i kill her kill her kill kill kathleen kill off her [ __ ] sake oh wait no they went into her okay she's dead jody she's gone you defeated the villain kathleen kathleen will be back heading greater numbers william default is like why the [ __ ] did i sign up for this game hey everyone this is jody she's in unit 4 with my own unit four the paranormal department what you do there ben spoons or speak to dead people stuff like that no mostly i just choke out kathleen they're like right on dude i hate kathleen stupid [ __ ] a little motorbike for sale can i buy that 200 in cash do i have enough yes i don't even know if i have enough looks like you're a little short on the money i mean if i killed him i could just take it is there anyone else home doesn't look like it yeah it looks like it's pretty abandoned i think this might be my chance to kill i hope he fights back though like i usually don't want them to but if he runs it seems to be hard to kill in this game oh [ __ ] he is fighting back he is fighting back come over here come over here he's coming too close to me oh no oh no his wife is home or something it's just boys playing in the air boys will be boys and all that oh no oh no oh no don't get the sheriff don't get the sheriff his wife just walked by she did not give a [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no stop stop stop stop stop for [ __ ] sake he's gonna get away isn't he i need a better weapon oh wait he bled out okay well that's probably a good thing um what do i do now i'm pulling him he seems to be cooperating can i just dump him in the lake come on in buddy okay he's gone i should probably wash off shouldn't i oh wait i think i'm wounded oh [ __ ] i'm just out for a swim just ignore me i'm too obviously a villain it couldn't be me like it's always someone you wouldn't think of you know it's never the most likely suspect is it oh my god who is this this seems like a perfect opportunity for a murderer hey there stranger my name is matthew but you probably already knew that i'm not exactly a nobody you're out here sunbathing and a full clothing out in the woods ooh i'm really sweaty i just want to get out of these clothes they're so limiting will you consent to intercourse with matthew no he's like yeah i was just joking i will consent to killing him though be careful not to ever shake the baby mama knows what i'm like already all right grab it by the throat just grabbing away the throat it's sobbing what do i do having a baby is great yeah i started choking it even harder and it's like good it's crying why why is it saying good this is calming it apparently choking the baby is the way forward i have a grip so tight yeah choking really works for this how did you do pretty good apparently yay a perfect perfect choking i told you i'd destroy an armed combat you little [ __ ] sorry i couldn't get it i didn't shake it i punched it that's completely different 88 points not bad right kevin junior don't tell a soul what happened here today though i'm [ __ ] warning you i'm worried that if i'm not careful this will be considered children's content and then i'll get demonetized so i just i just kind of wail on it a little bit every now and again the whole thing is crying oh that's the way you want to eat a little [ __ ] fine such a [ __ ] grinch am i right but don't worry because i get my camera for every time i am a terrible person i have to play a terrible game it's like in the kevin mythology or something the kevin cinematic universe mythology it's a karma is a is a big big big part of what we believe in and by we i just mean me jim and the snowman god he's almost as pale as me that snowman by the way i am actually drinking coffee because i'm i'm a big boy i just wanted to prove that to you just in case you think this is empty and a prop no no kevin big boy but this big boy wants to see some terrible games enjoy the clips okay this is a bit beyond school pranks what the hell it's just compressed system down they're not even flat oh this is the best game i've ever played oh my god i went back i was not expecting that hey bad guys mission accomplished like dude what the hell are you doing we asked you to spray paint a few walls and you smush three students with a steamroller instead of smashing with a baseball bat i have stolen his car and i'm fleeing the area i think this is a better prank okay well at least now i'm out of sight from everyone and i can begin the prank oh i've lost oh my god i was about to say it's doing nothing but now it's on fire that's mission accomplished folks apparently permanent brain damage completion of bloodlust oh my god there is a game it just looks nothing like it what the hell is up with his ass oh god we may be on to a winner here oh wait hold on hold on oh no we have found the best one yet oh very good hey buddy what's up oh they actually interact okay now a fight has broken out things are quick to escalate i i think i'm just dying i don't okay this is not good this is not good run away okay not even close to getting in but that'll do speed full oh jesus oh i like this all right get out wait actually no hold on i want to get out when i'm like way up in the sky oh sweet jesus that scream and everything that was fantastic mr jim pickins truth or dare dare me come on nibble kate's air and tell him a secret who the [ __ ] is kate this is [ __ ] awful let me get some asmr for you all right my turn i dare you to suck my toe i've just been down at the beach so there's so much sand all over it you're gonna love it this is so [ __ ] weird this is so weird would it be okay if i kissed you oh please censor that [ __ ] so he's been sucking on her sandy toe and then he comes up for a kiss this is so uncomfortable it is so uncomfortable god he must love sand mr jim pagan's over there is like god that was the greatest kiss i've ever had i'm calling him out for being super creepy okay we're going to a club now i mean this random stranger who stalked me on the beach it seems like this will end well it's like do you want to call an uber and get home safely 20 diamonds or will you be brutally murdered on the beach oh there is horse come on his goofy little run matches his personality my hearts won't wait for me come back what's wrong with him now oh this guy's my hero he's way better than either morgan or john marston let's just go to milbird but i don't know what a milbird is is that a city is that is the train is that the millboard my wife is leaving me come back i could look at his neck he's gonna have some serious posture problems if he keeps writing like that goodbye train and goodbye world what the hell is that why am i flying you know what don't question it this is a magical world and this is normal that was so unexpected i love it clearly i've died and gone to heaven because i'm flying around here and this place is just paradise riders in the sky oh my god my brothers you all look exactly like me let's go wait are you are you firing at me what the hell we have the same hats we're not supposed to be against each other i don't have any bullets what do i do do i have another weapon okay my revolver works do i even have health i don't think i do that's one dead oh that guy's freaking out oh i died and i'm melting into the floor you know what i think that's a satisfactory ending my eyes are also falling out i'm willing to go down on that note another shift that seems like it'll never end my guy is hating this game though my own protagonist of this game hates the game he's in it's like i could have been the protagonist in anything i could have been pac-man but he's stuck in this reality stop just dead oh that's great let me just put on everything wait what what happened the game was safe why am i upside down it's due to your carelessness your vehicle's in heavy damage your shift was therefore unsuccessful it just spawned me upside down for some reason what the hell is this game the game was saved but at what cost all right maybe we can take a shortcut here yep straight over the hill jesus christ i'm dedicated to my job people are dying dude stop talking about yourself and complaining about how the shift is long when you're on your way to fight a fire ah terrible games for a terrible person kevin and terrible games go together like peanut butter and jelly but you know what i feel like it's been too much about kevin i'm being very self-centered and christmas is all about people and and the spirit of of giving and love and vin diesel here's a brief message from vin diesel thanks finn i really enjoyed your content this year anyway i think it's time we took a look at some of the more weird games that we played this year and honestly this could have been a whole section about vin diesel as well like between the the fast and the furious game with vin diesel um that racing game wheel man with vin diesel uh the big brother game where i talked a lot about vin diesel there's a bit of a pattern here which is weird because i don't actually really like vin diesel he just seems uh really really odd i can't figure him out and when i can't figure something out i like to observe it and vin you've been a big part of this year that was specifically to mr diesel by the way sorry i just wanted to put that in here just in case he watches it i i have a feeling he might you know christmas miracle anyway it's time for some weird games enjoy oh my god guys shrek 6 yes shrek 6. i can't believe it i can't believe i got stretch sticks [Music] stupid music when i'm just trying to eat the motion controls to work do you want me to leave the room like what how do i get this to work jesus christ how far do i have to be oh my god oh wait wait it's got it oh ah i found the sweet spot come on abby what do you got for us yes abby was always a good one used a little bit too much hair spray it's very stiff back there there's no movement at all but always a good person ah i'll go [ __ ] yourself for me i always hated you you know you were my least favorite person up there i was saying that earlier to howie because me and how we get on really well and we were both trash talking you and and just how terrible of a person you are your five minutes of fame are over open the case i [ __ ] lied everyone hates you how are you saying that you are i'm not even gonna say it all right how he was fired up when he said it he was pissed off that's my million dollars gone how he said some bad stuff about you too like i didn't want to out him or anything but it's it's pretty self-explanatory what he what he said you're just a terrible person porky questions will be held at the observatory oh oh this is great let's take a quirky question select the question fill in the blank who'd prefer to have been born as what who'd prefer to have been born as dead ask [Laughter] [Music] also jim okay i mean i guess we're kind of rivals we're both trying to control the situation who has tried to kill an island hello wallace it's me homer simpson what you're looking for cheese well there isn't any around here there might be something in the backyard whoa would you look at that oh jeez is that a rick and morty teleporter oh geez man you better go through if you want to find the cheese a spongebob of course there seems to be a lot of recurring characters in these games i am the sponge god and i demand that you climb up this rock and do some parkour unless you don't want your cheese well you know i do there's sands i'm surprised that it took this long to actually find the sands all right now do i get my cheese oh no wait of course it's bob from bob's burgers hi my name is bob belcher welcome to the world of africa what's that you say you're looking for cheese well so am i you need to defeat the five evils of the world then you can bless the cheese down in africa this is just just not how i saw my day going when i woke up this morning the hell is it bob belcher again what is wrong with you bob right there's five evils in this world this is the fourth one and then i can bless the cheese down in africa that's a brand new sentence at least we're in church congrats you are now the most holy being in the world ah it was all worth it for this all right this adventure is over yeah i'll give that a thumbs up but for sure effort alone that was such a journey to be honest rename i can rename them oh i can't pick their name all right i'm renaming it to mock congratulations you're the worst pokemon come on mock follow me mock is wondering what i'm doing i'm drinking from the edge of the waterfall market if you want to be lame you can stay back there that's fine but the rest of the clan is gonna think you're a wuss oh god i'm falling muck mock please mock forget about what i said earlier please i can't get up i love the the pose i wouldn't mess with them i've got my bat and good smacking it against my abs it's abs of steel i tell you i don't feel a thing and i got pepper spray where's that hold on okay don't grab there there we go oh [ __ ] i love humans let's take a nice drink of coffee here hold on just got a big turning circle mmm yummy the [ __ ] why are they like sneezing in my face he's asking me where the bathrooms are he probably didn't realize this was such a loaded question my guy's processing this information pretty hard no i didn't mean to hit you sorry i was just trying to point to the bathrooms and they're behind you coffee sir coffee coffee you want coffee this royal guy oh this guy needs to be pepper sprayed yeah you're drunk i'm trying to sober him up what about this huh physical violence i'm threatening him but i'm actually hitting him like an old timey silent movie cop like a child it's terrifying kill it hey mister how come you don't have any hair is there something wrong you little brat how do i stun her and your face is all weird i think your face is the weirdest i've ever seen look at you you have the same face why are you such an ugly pathetic blight and society okay this is getting too real how do i pepper spray yeah that's right you deserve it you're a little brat there you go [ __ ] off oh my piggies are here piggies there's so many pigs come on everyone come eat some piggies it's on me in fact please eat some piggies i'm trapped in my house guys i have work please eat some piggies he's too fully can't eat anymore i'm trapped in my house please sir eat some piggies oh no all right well since i because i saved when i slept my guy's forever trapped inside this house because of the piggies he cannot leave this safe pile is ruined all right i'll just be on my way sorry folks oh really something plugged in here this is a hazard if i ever seen one let me take care of this this game is amazing i joined a police station i would like to be locked up what do you do to be locked up i have done crimes okay come in a little hurt there we go damn you got me lolz thanks though this is uh this is a weird game so confused what i meant to be doing wait i just said when can i leave and they just disappeared i think i've been abandoned i've just been saying help for about five minutes and no one is coming to help me oh what do you need help i can't get out you know i voluntarily got locked up because your punishment hasn't ended i want it to end now rose baba baba will look at your case who is rose baba baba what's the case help me i'm really not helping the situation i did crimes but actually i didn't framed by the government it's all making sense we need a lawyer that's right you think they just kicked me from the room like i'm making no sense whatsoever this guy is saying he's being framed by the government government bad can i know what charges he's inside well what can i say uh what makes the least sense suicide but i didn't do it don't laugh why are they lolling i'm saying no one can put you in jail for that and i'm like that's why i need a lawyer i was taken by force you know i just showed up at the station just like can i be locked up but i did crimes they're so confused but i'm like no government said i did a suicide so debt locked me up but it was a frame job i am in a center do you mean murder i am not mean i am innocent just confused at this point either lock me up for insanity or just let me go can you explain to me what the government did they locked me up and did they say why they said i did a suicide by suicide you mean you killed someone no i am in a it scent a frame this must be so frustrating for this person and do you have proof of that i mean like i'm sitting in front of you so it tell me what scent means except money no idea innocent me innocent they're like oh innocent thank you judge am i free to go this is when i not yet no i came here to just visit some hotels and the first thing i i do is get locked up so the government is saying you killed someone yes or no yes they say i killed me and they locked me up this she's so confused so you are free to come thanks you i must go kill some more people now this is like i what i said i'm going to suicide more people but it just censored it so now it's more people she'd force his hands into some cups now locking this tightly oh god i'm going straight back to jail aren't i i'm gonna go girl i'm really good at role-playing i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you i'm back in jail help jobs determine your role in battle some are tailored more towards fighting while others are better suited to healing he's going to be a pop star but why became a pop star take that slime i've got an entourage you were going to protect me god this outfit's skin tight this is just what you need to deal with the dark lord's fiends is it is it now pop star turret go for it defeat the dark lord this is so good this is just amazing poor little kev is getting tagged into this mess oh stop it i'm just a small little kev on cork little kev hit him with a pan again someone's gonna get their face back and they're gonna be like oh why is it so sore it feels like someone hit me with a frying pan it's gonna be all flat and everything piece of cake he says this is the kind of widow we need wait what first airheaded quirk what attack mistake what wait he's having sympathy on the goblin he just let him go let's turn it for you and for the other one he's like little kev encore hit him with the pan in the face again day three of quarantine this is so dumb oh that was fantastic wow yes it looks it looks like when your grandfather sits there that tells you stories of the war didn't really see my day going like this if i'm honest hold on i don't have a license for a moped with good reason oh look at her skull little middle fingers as i walked past created a horrifying atomic monster this is so stupid i'm not looking at the road wreaks havoc oh there's a little cameo from gym there if you missed it oh look at the school [Laughter] everyone is played by me this is great can anything oh one is going backwards though fight nature with nature feel your blood run cold [Music] cold perfect that was amazing that was my best work yet if i do say so myself like in general in my entire life not just on this game okay i have nothing in the fridge i think my guys just traveled 200 kilometers and then just went don't i forgot to put the bait on the boat because i have nothing to catch them with maybe i'll just throw it in maybe they'll be nice crabs or suicidal crabs one or the other okay i don't know if that was a good idea i think i was supposed to attach a boy to it uh like a boya and a boya not another boy you know i wouldn't kill anyone but i mean i i don't know where it's gone now i've lost it it was around like here somewhere right like it didn't attach it to anything i said i've lost my only cage and i'm out here in the middle of the ocean look this was all a bad dream dad we're go we're gonna wake you up now and we're gonna go on the actual journey oh jesus christ if that was a dream this is a nightmare i can't even see my hand in front of my face probably because i don't have hands in the game but that's besides the point okay i think we're reeling it in it took a bit of figuring out and how many crabs did i get i can't quite see yet we're about to find out the hall wait nothing oh what how is this possible sure i didn't bait it but i left it down for like 60 hours you think some clumsy crab would find his way in there i have no base finish season yes i lost 20 000 how am i supposed to compete with captain russell scarecrow i'm just captain dad down here yo guys hey i'm gonna try my best but my goose is being really annoying right now so he says pace was never an option by the way they're probably like what is this guy doing hold on i can't really see my screen my goose dragged something onto a common a all right no no i'm not actually my goose took my cursor oh my god he has the power to minimize my game now sorry my goose literally minimized my game why the [ __ ] did you minimize it's not me minimizing it the goose minimize the game i like you he just understands it he's like ah i goosed it okay that's okay that's normal happens all the time perfect sake look at them they all went tunnels those should have been my kills but my goose took them she doesn't understand what i'm talking about he thinks i'm just insane got some split personality and one of them is called goose i'm not trolling i'm trying my best honestly my goose is driving me insane okay now he's just taunting me he's bringing the same message up i cause problems on purpose the thing is he's annoying the [ __ ] out of me but at the same time i kind of relate to him in a way like he's kind of like my spirit animal with very similar personalities okay i got a rat and a bulldozer this time and i got a trampoline no i want to just flip them horizontally all right you know maybe that'll work let me just try what happens with that yeah it still works if he's upside down so that'll do the job okay yeah now just push the ball off there i don't know what i even expect to happen okay not that that was not on the list of things i expected to happen what if i attach this balloon to this guy will he fly no he just spattered the [ __ ] trampoline out of the way well at least he's being airlifted to safety so he won't die in the explosion but now i think he's getting taken away by god i'm stuck so i went back to restart it and it's distracting can help to drop the ball softly what part of that was soft [Music] okay that was just plain murder oh these are my parts [ __ ] no questions wax on right hand you stupid kid breathe ah yeah very apart this scene went well this might be my best yet right hand whacked off left hand stupid dead that's when i might lose the parrot when i start hitting the child i have a headache children might be a tumor i don't think you're a doctor you can't really be one to give out medical advice you stupid child who's your dad and what does is he a doctor beck okay i think i messed that one up the wizard of oz can i add libid yes i can ad-lib it i've always thought this this movie could do a little bit of ad-libbing you know it up a bit doherty what are you doing in [ __ ] territory you're a you're a blood you shouldn't be here i'm i'm a [ __ ] stay awake and stop with the crack cocaine too you're what are you talking about yellow brick road first unscripted scene i got an achievement even though he was trying pointing at him flipped the script i think the director would be flipping the table i went so off the wall with that i asked the poop room of course again it's just too much like my childhood i understand why i didn't play this game kevin your father's done in the poop room you need to clean it what oh i was just fixing my vr i was fixing my headset after doing that weird twerk to close the door and it spilled out over my shoulder okay why is it so hard they're so unforgiving it's like ice on the floor you're fired what i forgot the napkin apologies okay your drinks ruined i understand all right i think i just need a bit more flair like when i'm doing it you know i just need to be slick and confident with it even though i just over poured by about 10 mil there see that you know i know what i'm doing now i'm getting a [ __ ] everywhere except in the glass i'll flip the lime into it to flip the lime into okay there we go add a straw i'll add a straw and you're done thanks for taking money off me as a tip i appreciate it perfect sake hold on i can't really see my screen my goose dragged something onto a common a all right no no i'm not actually my goose took my cursor oh thanks sake he's minimized my game back off dude i hope you enjoyed the weird games i hope you did anyway if you're here i assume you like weird games and you like weird things and weird people weird person but now it's time for something a little bit different no vin not you come on dude it's my christmas special and everyone's just going to be thinking about exhaust fumes and vin diesel if you keep popping up it's time for something a little bit different by by me me this time it's even the horse is pissed welcome to ireland did you remove that pier those two piercings they're gonna take out your piercings oh that's fantastic sure mary isn't that one of the ten commandments there'd be no piercings on the body or face geez you might be right on that one john let's rip them out well that was 45 sheep listen like you see what i mean you see this is the problem in other countries they're trying to report on sad stuff and like current affairs and politics if you just talk about [ __ ] sheep hold on let's not talk about [ __ ] sheep all right don't quote me on that i'm talking about if we just talk about sheep everyone can get behind that and i don't mean the sheep stop thinking that way get your mind out of the gutter ireland's oldest drover why is it always about sheep i did stop hitting that sheep leave him alone this is why they're running away you see the news can't be depressing if you can't understand what they're talking about well unless he starts hitting a sheep again oh god get down everyone everyone dives for the cover oh they got him down in the pit with his his birthday cake and everything now this is hard-hitting journalism this looks really strange it's like they have the people in the pen and they're selling them or something or there's going to be some kind of cage fight and honestly if it's all these people versus this 190 year old man with his sheepstick i'm betting on the sheepstick it's a big day we've been looking at this for a number of years so it's great that's happened and we're now hitting 10 seconds nine seven six five honestly for most jobs in ireland you don't need to count that's why we have calculators like not to add stuff up but you can just look at it and go one two three four five they're all listed there for you it makes it really easy 1.6 million euro last year checking in to make sure we're okay would you like a cup of tea blessing your feed with this piped t7 by christ is that a pipe t7 i haven't seen a pipe t7 yet i thought they were still on the pipe t6 jesus the speed off it is unbelievable you would have the field plowed and you'd be home for today by 6 pm and just with all this daylight savings nonsense you'd want it to it's a load of shite really made by the tds should i be getting way too much money for putting all these laws in and sure if you're bringing in daylight savings time where does it end like sure ways will make night time start at midday for anything to inconvenience the public why we vote them in i wouldn't know i'm tapping into my 100 irish self i'm on the irish dragon's den uh youtube channel and i'm just saying their thumbnail is so much better than mine look how dramatic this is and some of them are really weird like look at this and look at his face satan has sent me to steal your invention this reaction oh my god their faces oh god look at this whatever this invention is i am assuming it causes instant orgasm jesus christ i cannot resist clicking on that one look at it it's terrifying oh yeah how much sorry but it's just like that was like the british version or like any other version it would have been like this is a great thing you're doing i i absolutely love it can i just get down into the business side of things so can we discuss like the cost price and what you expect to sell them for and what your gross profit is the irish one he's just like how much i need something strong here i need to see someone get investments because it's crushing my soul right now so i went for you're selling sperm in a bottle over the internet in quotes i think this could be a strong one he just walks into the room and he like starts unzipping i'm out i'm out me too if i see an animal i like the next thing i do okay stop just stop okay just move on to the next can you part it back for me jude okay why do you keep saying stuff like this stop it he's got great beef character you know of the breed he's up headed he carries himself he's good looking and he knows oh my god that is an amazing sentence about a bull he carries himself he looks good and he knows it and you say i'd like to you know buy some of perfect storms perfect juice okay keep going talk about his perfect juice more do you have a returns policy what what is that kind of question it's 40 euro and how can you return it if you i think you need to learn about the bulls and the bees mister nobody wanted to get their hands on jude's bull semen oh god why did you have to say it like that oh the honeycomb maze this thing is [ __ ] terrifying honestly i don't know why anyone would want to do this show but look at all of them they look so eager they're ready to be tortured they remind me of my sims smiling while the world burns around them but look how terrifying this thing is like they're just running through doors getting chased by these monsters in a maze and you can't go slow so if you run through and it's water you just fall right in it's terrifying oh my god what are they doing to them like you'd never sleep again if this happened to you look at that guy it's so scary oh they're letting her go oh no wait no they're not i don't think you could do this stuff anymore what the hell like if you took that clip and just put it black and white maybe put a little bit more static the show has enough as it is but a little bit more static then added some text saying like torture footage from the irish civil war i know they don't look irish but hey it'll be so static you won't be able to tell but you'd almost believe it's legit oh that's fine we're on to karaoke this will canvas stone i love a bit of karaoke i hope they sing all the hits like all star or i'm a believer anything that smashment sings i'm i'm totally down for oh my god even at karaoke they're still falling over they get everyone drunk before this guaranteed like you'd have to be drunk to agree to all these oh my god is she gonna do some reggae with that hat i think that's reggae i i don't know what's happening i hope you enjoyed it's always nice to do something a bit different that's something i really want to do uh in the new year i've already bought some things that i'm like this could make a cool little video and i i could do something a bit different maybe some in real life stuff as well i just like to get into that because i think if i get used to it i could make some weird stuff and that's always the dream and there's no better way to prove it than showing some of the new characters that came along this year we we expanded the kevin cinematic universe quite a bit this year and i'm really happy about that because i feel like we've come up with some interesting creatures i hope you enjoy taking a look at some of our new characters i just just appreciate the silence for a brief minute turn turk fire does not conform to your turk does not understand wheel how he's supposed to drive wait kevin give us the etymology of turk turds smart third good that's about it all lads who's in front right now because i got a blue shell daddy's in front of you get it now use it now use it or choose it it's going you know turing's just happy to be involved you just give dan the wind kevin turns just happy to have made an impact i motivate myself by chanting turret now [Laughter] it reminds you that someone is doing wars uh will i use blue shell yes blue shell choice oh tag thank you for having the decency you need to ask you bought me time half manners turk doesn't understand fire but he understands common decency you've got the big you got to be better term i can't that's the whole point of turning god don't worry i got autopilot then pull it go go go oh my god you guys are so [ __ ] all right i'll see if i can create turk it's going to be pretty damn hard to be honest look at his face he doesn't like how he's evolving this is evolution okay these things happen oh my god he looks like an egg this is what it looks like when he came out of the shell when he was produced wait is that is it calling out what it is oh how do you say your name yes yes targ gets turret oh the game does not like saying turg is this me okay definitely not but move ahead looks gentle relaxed kind and honest sensitive and innocent softy a born mood maker their happiness rubs off on everybody honestly that's pretty accurate everybody loves turn relax kevin relax your therapist said that me jim pickens can't hurt you but me jim pickens really looks like he's gonna hurt me god that is he's [ __ ] terrifying honestly he's to haunt my dreams oh my god look at him go he's a leader this is a leader oh that is so accurate what the hell some good and bad things happened today it was all pretty normal oh a turd what happened no don't go that close oh what are you doing what are you doing back up back up i'm practicing just practicing making funny faces dude you don't need to practice you've mastered it stop it [ __ ] you what is he thinking about hanging himself what is that why did you just say [ __ ] you to me it's just along his empty floor why are their personalities so accurate there you go your default default everything is neutral there we go they're catchphrases i feel neutral what gesture will you do nothing that's perfect i feel neutral there we go perfect if you give a song to me will sing it oh fantastic you can even change the lyrics i cry alone is the first word is this the whole song so can i edit this oh my god he's good you make my heart [Music] i like her he's just off to the side there i'm not your name it's just a way of living just when in is oh bravo well done turk fantastic oh i'm crying and there you have it i really hope we can get tamadachi life going again at some point in the new year i really really enjoyed it but for those of you that don't visit my streams shame on you you've ruined christmas now that's fine i know streams aren't for everyone uh for those of you that don't visit my streams you may have missed me mentioned that the save file actually got corrupted um someone was kind enough to give me the qr codes i'm trying to get them working and trying to get that back on track because i'd like to do a few more videos on it it was very very fun but guys we're coming to the end of our christmas special i'm very sorry i don't know how long this is it's probably too long but for me it feels like we're just getting started and i hope that in terms of what we're doing here on the channel in the community we are just getting started i'd like to do this many many more times many many more christmases cursed by me i'm just extremely thankful and i think this year more than ever it hits me all the time how lucky i am to be in the position i'm in and that's only because you're supporting me and what i do and watching my stuff and honestly it's just like a it's amazing i i know it sounds so cliche cause everyone's like thank you so much guys i'd be nothing without you jesus you're just the best and everyone says it it's like a cliche but honestly i'm just so thankful for what i'm doing and for what i'm able to do and for having you guys watch my stuff and just enjoy it and it it fills me with great joy to do what i do it it really does i i wake up every day and i make a video and uh four times a week i do my streams i i'm just so deep in this world this is like everything that i do but i enjoy it so much and uh that that's all because of you guys who who enjoy my content give me feedback on my content and encourage me whether it be in the videos or the streams or social medias or anything like that i'm just hugely grateful that you support me so thank you very much uh i hope you enjoyed this video merry christmas to you happy holidays happy day if you don't celebrate anything hope you're having a good day um that's about it guys i'm gonna let you go uh but before that i'm just gonna give you a quick little story i made an animated story this year uh it actually it took a lot of time to get that done but it's it's an animation uh the animator will be in the description and it's based on a story i wrote many many years ago um and we're gonna watch the whole thing in entirety before finishing the video but that's the last you'll see from me for today so i guess i'll see you tomorrow thank you so much for watching again i i am hugely grateful and uh yeah i hope you enjoy my own story merry christmas everyone thank you the supermarket monster once in a place far away a very long time ago there was an boy named roger he was tall but a bit round he lived in a big city where unusual things seem to happen every day for example his uncle died anyway roger had lots of enemies in the city all the people he used to like were now his enemies because he's changed he used to be a really successful banker named ron but he decided to go another way and now he is a hobo named roger because of this his friends thought they didn't like him anymore so they said you're our enemy now and roger was like oh no i have no friends but loads of enemies roger lives day to tomorrow by the change he gets off strangers outside mcdonald's but sometimes he when he gets enough money he goes to the local shopping center called techo he can only buy things when they are on sale so he only buys things when they are on sale because he doesn't have any much money sometimes he even gets enough change to buy chicken when it's on sale and he goes into kfc and says can you cook this for me and they do it because they are his enemies and spit in the food yuck today on the most windy and stormy and rainy and cloudy and sad of days he decided he needed to eat and went to techo when he went inside there was no baskets this was weird roger taught that that must be giving them a break today so he kept going he saw that the bread was on sale so he was going to buy it and then and big fat hairy man ran up to him and said no that not for or you and he took the sales sign away which made the bread go back up to 100 000 this is all in the future so that's normal for the future roger made a face similar to this and he said but if you don't give me that i will stir and the fat man laughed and his fat went bouncy from la halfing then one of ron's enemies died so ron felt his anger rising that happens when his enemies die and he punched the manan so hard that his fat fell off and the man was so angry that he cried blood then the lights went out so fast that roger knew he was going to be murdered a black mist came out of the cereal boxes and the bacon was flying everywhere pancake mix splashing over the counters freezers freezing at higher temperature than normal so that it was freezing the frozen pizzas too much raan ran way far away to that aisle that's always full of people it has like loads of sweets and crips yummy there was like 10 no wait 15 monsters there all black with eyes oogieing with blood and tears the at looks like bacon but were actually dead people's skin he screamed fat man help but when the fat man came here he said you punched my fat and now you will pay i am your enemy and then he ran and went inside a freezer but forgot that the freezers froze too hard now and he died from freeze roger ran to an exit and was almost out when he tripped on something he looked down and saw his enemy saying help me the pancakes were too string and then he said no i am roger you were ron's friend not mine smelly and he ran out the door he was safe he got out he escaped he avoided death he was alive he was tall he was safe he was roger then he went he back in for the bread but forgot about the monsters so when he got the bread the monsters came out between the slices and cried blood from their mouths saying we are your enemies ron he said how do you know oh my old name and then they ate him and he just fell down on the floor crying from death his last words were i am all your enemies then he fell down and died just before he died he said i will now be a supermarket monster so when you are in a supermarket remember that ron is waiting in the future though because it's in the future remember you like it you

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 83min 6sec (4986 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 25 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Donuticus]

Cannnnnnot wait for Fable 2020. Cannnnot wait.

[u/still_running_]

The greatest present I'll get all year!!!

[u/Imagica_Just_Imagine]

Cant wait to watch this tonight! Looking forward for the Tomadatchi Life segments!

[u/xIndigo--]

I havent watched it but I have a feeling its 90% among us