I let my fans spend $1000 of my own money and they trolled me

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and i got something a little bit different today i spent 1 000 but i let my community decide what i buy everything was submitted by the community onto a subreddit and then it was voted on the stream whether i get it or not just for clarity as we go through if i don't show the poll at the end that means we bought it just so that there wouldn't be loads of polls in me going yep we're buying that so we got the voting the unboxing there's even like a massive musical number in there it's a whole thing i really hope you enjoy the video subscribe if you're new and you want to spend more of my money because i might do another one of these i think it's pretty good one so be sure to stick around to the end but most importantly enjoy the video i really hope you get a kick out of it it took a lot of time and effort so uh yeah enjoy all right let's see what we got here top of all time are you serious it's a life-size friend and frasier it is four ratings not life sizes it's about four foot short for the price and it was a gift not too happy i imagine someone coming into your room and like it's an okay cut out of brendan fraser but it's not his exact height that was 600 votes yes to 200 votes no and yes just keeps climbing so finnish poll and that's your first purchase an almost life size of brendan frisch 70 is already spent it i don't know why i just thought i thought cardboard would be cheaper i don't imagine they're paying him for his image but who knows oh my god what is this he's [ __ ] huge okay i'm definitely not buying it from this website i don't know if we can get it what is the child look so it looks like a hostage situation and i feel like the penguin is the hostage taker okay that's a clear no ah perfect sake i am going to have literally nothing useful out of this am based on the hit itv show even the host looks annoyed my daughter loved this game it was the best present she could have received being a big fan of taking me out there are fans of take me out this is a drawing and writing game it doesn't need a few people to play but you do have the sounds from the show and i made all the difference as far as the gathering of teenagers were concerned am i the only one who's struggling to picture a gathering of teenagers playing this game they're probably getting absolutely hammered in the other room and then she comes back like yeah we're playing really take me out it's really fun looks like i can look forward to playing take me out the board game effects sake you want me to be a gamer girl or not i could look like this oh my god i'm just as pale it would only take dying my hair honestly at a glance that could be me all right it narrowly narrowly won i can't wait to be a gamer girl it's so exciting oh what is this [Laughter] i'm not gonna lie i kinda love this caution overhead hazard blank day since last incident i feel like it should always be on zero oh jesus how many poses can you this one looks like he's just like well i'm off to work and me and me thank you you [ __ ] fake irish swear word coloring book for adults what 26 stunning designs filled with sweary quotes and cuss words there is one big maze to solve like just one red panda friend for asmr oh that's actually quite cute this picture i already screwed myself because who's gonna say no to that face apparently seven percent of you would but i'm just saying like it was a cute one perfect saying i had a feeling this was gonna come up but honestly when i didn't see it at the top i was like maybe not but here we are big mouth billy bass he's back by popular demand i want to take this to the swimming baths with me i don't care what people may think i've always wanted to use one of these while swimming it's like a question mark at the end it's fragile i wouldn't recommend it shut up robert let us have her fun i'm getting myself a fishy you know what it's been long overdue i i need a fishy like this not as funny as the original ones it sings for 30 seconds and to be honest the novelty wears off pretty quick like what did you expect for years your family are gathered around the fish just like like what do you expect from it oh we got it next gamer glasses oh my god how did you find these these would not suit me at all in fact i don't think they'd actually suit anyone i don't think they really suited but you know what i'm totally willing to and i'm not going to veto it if you want it that's not a purchase god i my amazon's gonna be so confused the mummy more like the daddy [Laughter] oh my god jesus christ almighty all right that's an overwhelming yes to the mummy pillow perfect's sake oh my god oh my god jesus christ they're so scary who did this who did this for god's sake look at that the pieces actually look kind of well made i gotta give it to them it's a hundred euros what justin testing out his new shrek chess set as things start what one second hold on what is this video is he playing against himself oh no what the hell is happening i i never thought i'd see a solo chess video with jump scares what was that checkmate [Applause] you guys had me out here subscribe the thing is i kind of want this that's the sad part i kind of wanted it okay cheaper i i can put it down for 75. that that's the best i can do why do i feel like i'm in a pawn shop all of a sudden all right i don't know what the hell i'm gonna do with it anna already has like four chess boards maybe i'll throw her ones out even though one of them costs like a few hundred i could throw them out and we could keep the shrek chest set tommy was the whole coloring book stress relieving adult coloring book for all ages the seller betrayed me amazon betrayed me i'm fed up with this prime mac mcallister solid reference what an absolute joke came three weeks after ordering this is a tommy wiseau household do not buy this book whoever made it literally took the room pictures and memes from google image then use a chalk and black and white filter on them before printing them they are no quality to color and the person selling this hasn't even bothered editing out the google trademark and meme quotes from the pick the other person was just disappointing very poor quality that is a solid no scam artist linda glenn automaton oh my god wait what did they say automaton but kev must learn to play a ring of fire on it this is actually quite a cool one again something i would never buy personally but if chat wants me to buy it i'll buy it a hagrid cardboard cutout oh sweet jesus this is another sixty dollars okay this is like a whole setup at least like they they must love harry potter angry darby would freak me out imagine coming home and that's there and i hit through the darkness okay there's gonna be a lot of cutouts in this house he's six foot five sweet jesus that's a hagrid right there we're up to 5 50. we are over the halfway point i have not used a single veto 200 mini babies one inch mini plastic babies for baby shower ice cubes game tiny babies party favor supplies decorations this could be for the next hot tub stream i pull the card and instead of a load of little duckies a load of little babies come flying out above me that is so cursed okay that is overwhelmingly yes that is a 25 well spent that i'll see in the tub [Laughter] no perfect sick this could look good you know doing my workout you do a little flex get the biceps going lucky you know some people did not want me to have those tattoos they might think that i'd look too cool perhaps jacksepticeye a lifestyle is gone out of jacksepticeye like i know him that would be so weird holy [ __ ] wait hold on i kind of want this thing like i know this wasn't on the list but i i kind of want the inflatable all right you know what sorry jack my apologies why you're saying what are you saying find me buy me that's my jack impression all right you know what i'll vote on the life-size one and then i'll vote on the small one all right that's a no now we're gonna vote on the the mini the mini jack i think i'm gonna do another vote after this for the wacky flailing inflatable tube man i know it wasn't on the list but i feel like a lot of the chat wants it and by that i mean i kind of want it like a little bit all right i'm buying a mini jacksepticeye apparently okay this is overwhelmingly yes so we're getting the inflatable tube man for 15 bucks do you wear wigs have you worn wigs will you wear wigs when will you wear wigs i mean you get it it's a wig all right do you want me to have a wig when will i wear wig alright that is overwhelmingly yes 15 potato costume even the fact i landed on his face and he's just staring it's like could i be anymore irish come in a 100 irish dna test and wearing that for god's sake no it's it's looking like noah's holding i understand it probably would give you nightmares go i frequently bought together the superhero on the potato who gets to be the superhero like it's like oh hey i bought those two costumes for us for the party um i'm a superhero and you're a potato i just will have the costume world's best cult leader this awesome journal makes a great gift for any co-leader who needs to write down their inspiring messages that of course came from above it will all be revealed in time that is kind of genius oh it's unavailable is it oh no one second let me see world's best call leader i'll just search the web for that no i don't want to actually no no no no no that's not what i wanted i don't want to know stop it go away no okay no we're done oh my god gamer crop top for god's sake i'm gonna have so much useless [ __ ] oh it's it's oh this is a close one yes how many votes did it win by it won by three yeah gee a pet david hasselhoff what is that oh my god that is absolutely terrifying jesus christ it's a decorative planter so you plant oh my god that is so scary [Laughter] oh look at these pillow 60 [ __ ] off mug all right it's cheesy it's like it's boomer but i i actually kind of like it and it looks like that's a yes so i love dan t-shirt who submitted this this is already game isn't it it's butterfly [Laughter] it's just like is this going to be rt game oh my god we've reached the shrek section there's oh my god that is so scary sweet jesus god the chat do not like shrek yeah anything that's coming up that's shrek related gets voted there except for shrek chess maybe that's what it is they're like we allocated the shrek budget to the chess head now we stop that's enough irish tin whistle and song book i remember having to play this in school and they'd go around the class to everyone you'd all have to play a little bit of the song and then move on it was [ __ ] awful i'm not even mad i'm going to give it my best i'm going to try and learn a song and everything it's going to be fantastic oh my god it's just suggesting all these cardboard things now i'm amazed shrek hasn't come up yet to be honest with you a foot rest for comfort during streams and helping your feet heal i don't know if you're being nice you're making fun of me but it's kind of nice for god's sake orange is so thrown him out oh no i think the chat likes pink this would go this would match my gamer girl headset and wig pretty well that's a sentence i didn't expect to say today or ever nicholas cage that is so scary but it's up to you whether i get another pillow or not probably about like 25 dollars [Music] what honey now that you've married me well now i guess i can reveal my secret it's just you wave over the cushion and it's nicholas cage there's like three of them on the couch and you just wave over them and all is revealed i can put it around my head and i could be nicholas cage it's like a low budget version of that movie using face off it's like all along and just put on the thing i was nicholas cage that's why we bought it we'll use that made outfit this one maybe why oh my honestly my mom thought it was bad i was buying a [ __ ] bikini i'm looking at a maid outfit now at the moment bossed oh no buying or not to buy well what a surprise it's just flying off the chart on yes but you know what i need to clean more anyway always look on the bright side of life but um i'm going to look ridiculous do who you wanted holy [ __ ] what the hell that is really scary actually oh my god it's a hundred dollars unless i can oh it's inflatable i'd be a giant dinosaur right over there watch before you buy it well i guess i have to now second i want to watch this entire review hold on a moment oh hey hold on okay so picture this how do i look all right that's that is an overall no double ud guys please please this will be so useful listen hold on hold on you hear that squeak gang please i'm begging you can i use an anti-veto i'm just like this is just actually useful and and we're gonna we're gonna fix my door live on stream it's gonna be the stream event of the century how lubricated we're gonna get on that stream it's gonna be intense a judge's gavel oh i could be noisy with that hold on do you want me to be an official attorney at law it's up to you do you overrule it start the poll you're the judge in this case this is a resounding yes i'm happy with this thank you baking queen apron all right your text here just get one that just says your text here i kind of i kind of love that i don't know what do you think yeah that one probably white yeah that looks good that looks great that's actually great i love it i love it i think that's it that's her budget gone everyone with you we've spent 1 000 on useless shite but what a way to do it this has been so fun the unboxing stream is gonna be amazing okay it's the big day this is it i'm going to be unpackaging packages in about two minutes now i'm about to go live on twitch and start unpacking things i got a few special surprises planned so hopefully i don't screw up and we got some cool stuff to unpack so uh let's get started merry christmas i was only thinking about that earlier it does kind of feel like christmas i've got a lot of boxes except 99 of the things i do not want maybe make them into gifts maybe maybe i can repurpose them like next christmas all my family get all this stuff and it's like huh son i don't know buying me a maid outfit was a little weird all right what is the lucky number one package i even brought scissors but i'm too fragile in my masculinity to use them on the first one hold on this is it kevin your masculinity is on the line [Applause] it's gone okay oh well i'm tired i'm going home oh no this is the first pack it's like not only was my masculinity threatened by not being able to open that package and then i i unpacked this this is so stupid what am i gonna do with it they're kind of pretty though they suit me all right then that's great you like it all right now i feel masculine again so far so good i'm really happy with our first package i don't know what the hell i'm gonna do with them but i'm happy oh my god i had completely forgotten about these they're creepy as [ __ ] can i offer you a baby just tell me when tell me when you've had enough i could do asmr with them there's so many the sound like if you didn't know it was literally hundreds of babies i imagine that would be a decent sound like it probably sounded kind of nice right eat the babies that would literally kill me is that what you want please don't like be something really manly like wd-40 that's what i need i need to unpackage the wd-40 to really like to get my masculinity back i might need the music book i'm not very good at improv when it comes to the tin whistle harry potter all right let me let me try and wing harry potter [Music] was it magic all right amazing grace ready one two three go there wasn't really anything amazing about that to be honest the only grace i have is not playing it anymore oh this one looks cool and it says fragile on it like me me one shrek chest and it said oh no one are you intimidated you're worried that me practicing chess i will eclipse what you have accomplished okay let me introduce you to the gang here's my king like not even just chess just in general this is my king this is fiona um oh god that does not look like prince charming [ __ ] focus like doesn't want to it's really ugly so that's probably why rumplestiltskin is [ __ ] terrifying as well they're all a little bit scary the board is [ __ ] fold out this is what a hundred euro buys you that's what a hundred euro buys you everyone a shrek chess set which is honestly painful to look at you wanted it i'm going to be making this into a video can we play the clip of my reaction to this and definitely not wanting it the thing is i don't want it that's the sad part [Applause] i could shave my head you see if you bought a shaver i could have gone bald the look could have been complete and everyone would have been happy but no you're spending my money on like shrek chess sets that i don't even want i forgot we bought this why is there like history and uses what gas stations use car dealerships furniture outlets but you wouldn't believe the wacky waving inflatable tube guys larger than life origins no point reading the tent i was so happy oh this is like my new sidekick it's so obnoxious and loud oh the air is actually kind of nice except when he spanks you but like does anyone want to name him what do you think bob jr or condom what do you think is a better name for him what do you think huh you're calling stephen you could i could put all my glasses and just start screaming on the table or there order mr bob the jury has found you guilty and you will be sentenced to death okay five four three two one order order in the court order put that aside for now you just woke me up welcome what a pleasant way to wake up cheers brendan it's just like hello i was in the mummy this is so stupid like what what am i supposed to do with them this is just kind of sitting in my room now like what do i do with this thing it's just gonna be sitting here all the time it does kind of hold the room together though like that does actually you know i like it he's gonna stare at you judging you well i'll [ __ ] judge him back it's the tattoos the tattoos are here yeah i'm getting my masculinity back and if you need to talk to uh brendan fraser he's uh he's he's that that way hold on i get confused he's over uh he's over there if you if you need him chilling out in my uh in my office just casually i just like i like relaxing in this um in this pose i really was affected by not being able to open that package early what's up bro do you um you do drugs you could could you put me in touch like with someone who does drugs i'm not a cop by the way what i don't know what this is oh it's a mug oh what does it say again i can't remember [ __ ] off ah that's nice now that's lovely jesus you love to see it i wouldn't mind going for a point now get them get me mug out get a point of guinness into the into the mug i was going there lad will you fill up with playing guinness for me if you didn't notice i'm irish oh this is an interesting one i don't know what this feeling is i think it's excitement no i meant like i don't know what this feels like i'm talking about excitement oh wait i think i know what this is this is great i can put it underneath my room downstairs just hazard overhead i'll lay open next i'm trying to like look for the weird packages now like there's some oddly shaped ones like this is really long but flat just wondering what the hell it could be sorry oh no um it's an outfit of some kind oh my god it looks awful what is this there's like a little head veil with it hello i feel pretty empowered right now oh yeah oh no this is oh this is great oh my god is this what it feels like to be a strong powerful woman i think it does are you getting like strong powerful woman vibes because i think i am yeah i am okay all right okay i am feeling so powerful right now do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting [Music] [Music] gonna yeah this felt right [Laughter] this is the terrifying um david hasselhoff uh that you need to plant seeds inside him how do you actually do it i just want to plant my seed in david hasselhoff but i'm not sure of the actual however the process i assume you just you put it inside them and then you get it all wet in there and then it should be good no no no no no no no no no okay no all right so [Music] no okay well oh my god we have a special guest calling into the stream today top of the marnit he's much smaller in person it's like there's a glow around him now like some holy figure or something okay there we go wait there's echo what the echo is here i don't understand what what do you mean echo wait is its name echo did we call it echo i can't remember my my attention span doesn't go beyond like you know three minutes never mind three three weeks and [ __ ] you you [ __ ] fact the irish swear word adult coloring book i don't think i have my stream age gated so if you're under 18 look away okay we got get the what get to [ __ ] ours piece well i don't even know what that's supposed to mean this is just random designs with random like this just says fecker shut your hole your ulster dickweed this is very inappropriate for a stream i feel like an evil villain yes you did hire my maid service but we made [ __ ] of your home not a very creative villain but that's all i got i know my fashion choices have not been the best today but this may be the worst i do be looking kind of so to be fair it's so bad you guys play the new uh among us matt i was playing it last night i i was the imposter five times in a row won every match sup gamers you're acting kind of source [Laughter] not a cop by the way anyway you know where i can get some illegal narcotics right what we got here i forgot about this brendan i know you came here with the best of intentions but now you're trapped in the corner of my room uh the mummy more like the daddy it's the fish oh yes a big mouth billy bass the singing sensation [Music] at first i was afraid i was petrified [Applause] i don't know how much this was but whatever it was it was worth it it's motion activated oh no it says on what no i said off kevin looks crazy well i gotta agree with you i don't know it's it's a look oh no no stop stop i hope no stop it stop [Music] okay at first i was afraid but now i'm petrified that thing is going to be going off at all during the whole stream oh the automaton ah you do have to screw it one second screw it i'll get the screwdriver shut off you now if you don't mind i'd uh like to play you a song [Laughter] shut up you shut up i love him i gotta just duh i love you but i'll [ __ ] kill you too in a second take me out the board game oh my god i'm waiting so hard for this i get to go to shifters rules these are surprisingly long hello i'm stephen from st andrews oh sorry i'm steven i can't wait to play this with all my friends brendan fraser and jack said the guy i oh you got to fill in the blank okay i'll just start reading and then i'll fill in the blank i often help out on my dad's farm and get hot and sweaty so when i arrive home i need a girl to help me to help me off what what does that mean when i arrive home i need a girl to help me off with my maid outfit and the zip is on the back and i cannot remove it alone ladies i just don't understand anything about this game like there doesn't seem to be any fun in it it's just reading the cards hello ladies of take me out my name is kevin and i love red pandas you're like jesus you didn't really need to say it do you i would now like to perform a song as part of my act i call it i've woken up at 4am and i've realized that i'm this oh it's hagrid oh my god i forgot we got a hagrid ah oh jesus ah it's been zero days since the last accident oh gee oh jesus brendan sorry brendan no here great i actually was worried for a second there that hagrid was gonna destroy my whole setup the hell is this nicholas cage everybody nicholas cage imagine having that cushion down in your living room and someone's like oh what a boring and plain cushion there's nothing mysterious about it and then you're like but wait it's actually nicholas cage and then they're like well i'll sit on that i'm nicholas cage i was in the movie face-off and they never gave it back so uh you're looking kind of stuck hey so i'm like kind of a gamer girl you can still see my hair through it i can't hey hey i love gaming and spinning just one of the guys echo do you want to mine my hair oh look at that looks pretty it's my i love dan t-shirt can i put can i put jack in it jack likes dan [Laughter] imagine like jack joined now could you imagine him joining the stream right now at this moment he's just like looking fondly up at him he's like jesus he's really gone mad he's finally broken come here now jack we'll give you a little haircut will we there you go you look lovely now you're all done and aren't you good now you stayed nice and still oh yes my apron my apron for cooking finally it's here oh yes it looks so good and i i like something that looks good but it also has a message you know i don't care what the message is just that it has a message you know all right we're down to the final package oh it's the foot rest oh that's lovely could have used that at the start of this two-hour stream but that's fine wait where's my wd-40 i have a squeaky door handle over here oh my god my place is destroyed just so you're aware it's like it is really really really bad everything everywhere it's gonna take me two hours just to clean the place but that's everything oh there is a tail why i didn't know there was a tail i think you can get a better understanding of my situation now like if i leave the frame you probably understand more where i'm coming from all right gang that is the end of the video i really really hope you enjoyed it thank you for watching as i said subscribe if you're new you liked what you saw and i hope to see you all next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 34min 26sec (2066 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 02 2021

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Thank you Kevin, this video was way too wholesome

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Cover photo looks like Kevin really got some money

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Can we discuss that when he looked up cult leaders, Jim Pickens was shown in the images of said cult leaders?