Let's Play All of Super Mario Odyssey

the skies above peach's castle [Music] like they just get to the point in this one mario is under attack how hard did he have to throw the hat to propel mario that far hat should not be able to cause that much damn like was it made of lead time for my wedding with peach jealous mario look at the happy couple oh they're gonna have a nice honeymoon just how far did mario go like how many kilometers has mario been propelled wait please sir come back i need that mr miyamoto was gonna have my ass if i lose it saw what happened earlier you've been through quite the ringer planet in cat kingdom you've been under attack by the same if i was her monster like he's such a trouncin make matters worse the fiend is kidding at my little sister hope to give chase that bowser monster and ship my own [Music] unfortunately all of our airships are wrecked in the attack everyone is dead mario i'm the last survivor of my village really certainly there's a functioning ship in the next kingdom over i can get us there if only i could reach the top tower which is being guarded by the monster's henchmen you must sign the contract to hand over your soul mario i will lend you my assistance to escape the depths of hell not your style how about this [Music] there we go we got a hat cappy is now your companion from this point on mario is actually possessed by cappy this is an important moment in the game it's quite horrific for mario my anatomy is changing cappy so he's just screaming it just breaks down after this boy it's like what if i become what has happened to my body boss warned me there'd be a fellow with a mustache coming along i guess we ought to introduce ourselves we're the wedding planners for the happy couple call us the brutals there's nothing more evil than wedding planners [Music] we must kill them come on get rid of your hats thank you wait did i already get him no he's in that hat come on come on out there we go and he's dead hardest boss in the game bunny dash count one i mean if you're going for specifically bunnies i don't think there's too many i'll be honest with you that's a concussion our first power moon g golly i wonder where it is so for everything here i'm trying to go off a hazy memory of this game um when i played it about three years ago hopefully that's going to be enough for like a thousand of these things it's looking a bit more rough than i'd expected i know it's just an older model i'm certain it can still fly give it a shot shall we just throw me on that globe there it's like a windows 95 powered ship so we need to like spruce it up a little before we get going nothing's happening that power must have not given the ship enough energy if we can find more around here go through the doggies there we go there's the moon you're going to be hearing that sound a lot of the first power-ups in this game is t-rex mario you know they've really upped their game since it was just like he becomes a frog do i need the t-rex rip i gotta skip oh i didn't even mean to do that but it's like you said you need to repair some silly old airship i could never power any of my precious power moons sounds to me like someone wants to be snack for my adorable chain chompy kids let's go chain chomp fight looking wild buddy debt count two i don't know if bunny det count is the best counter to have i've got to be honest big chungus is dead can't use the meme anymore it's probably for the best you can make this work troll me on the globe i know i'm pretty sure i need like one or two more looks like we have all the power moons we need the ship can take off now but there's one more here cappy [Music] oh my god i hate you we did it the odyssey's restored we got all the moons we need you stupid stupid man look we have to go back through these kingdoms later i know something you guys don't just trust me on this we don't trust you look at that we got a hat a different one even on an adventure ultimate speeder and stretches skip a bunch of moons that's how the speed runners actually do it they just ignore a whole bunch and like never go back to collect them at least i'm saying i'm going to go back and get that that'll be the last moon i get assad i declare the main voyage of the odyssey a complete success why is it so cold how this was supposed to be hot welcome to tosta arena town uh there's a moon i think up on one of these buildings i think we just saw it when we were coming in you should speed her on the fastest time to anchor an entire twitch chat [Music] hang on you can go there with a bullet bill but i think i can do it without the bullet bill it's the thing i'm bouncing over the thing there we go okay i did it all right i'm gonna come back wait i can get this one how did i almost bungle that i almost face spammed the key word is almost mean that you didn't quite mean that you are actually very impressed by my gaming abilities i think there's a moon down here bear with me we're not gonna die it does look like you're cheating moon shards in the sand and he's like the main moons we need to get first before we can get to the wedding band ones i still need to get those coins nope the pat's not there i know let's see is it here no i should just get the sunglasses what are you supposed to be doing here right is these guys have a mode where that you can just see where everything is that's invisible you're supposed to like take your time and navigate it or if you kind of just have a vague hazy memory of where everything is that works too a moon time to use the game mechanic god forbid we can get in the pyramid now peach is screaming from the top you might be in trouble it's hard to tell there and there and there was there a second moon in there so normally there's two in these it's not the sign is it people are saying it's on the sign i don't see it jump on the sign i don't think i can jump on the sign like troke happy on the sign i've done that he's on a different net why didn't he do that before why didn't he do that i did that but he didn't go on before people are gonna love this playthrough inside the inverted pyramid i can jump it i can this is not the intended way i think i know what the secret is here zoom no no no no no i'm not quite that now i'm dead okay and we go oh is he coming yeah he is he was taking a moe i wasn't sure thought he got stuck in the slide i feel like there should be two well sometimes i just panic and like the input order is so important for mario's moves in this game like more so than probably any other mario game oh while i go down the pipe no hang on mario you gotta get back in there you can't run away now looking for the binding van jumps too bad the boss has it now you guys are invited to the wedding what way do i kill you with my hat probably not by standing the lava think we just hit that there we go just drop a bomb thank you he's trying her best it just wasn't very good okay we're done the sound kingdom uh let's go to the next world oh actually no i'm not i can't move yeah i need to get the ring i forgot hole in the desert yeah we have one more bit to do oh we're gonna overshoot it with the amount of moons we got this time i did some optional objectives by mistake that's great now let's go to the gift shop real quick okay we accept two kinds of coins so you can use i don't have enough money for that one you can use regular coins or you can use uh like the the regional currency i think i do need to get the sombrero and the poncho for a moon dress like us party like us that's what we say anyway snappy hat check snap snazzy poncho double check go party mario the princess is in danger [Music] bowser's wreaking havoc upon the entire planet okay we gotta pick up there's a cactus moon over here there's one up on the pillar like a bus stop there hang on just like a whole bunch of things let me just start with this cactus that's the wrong cactus hang on i missed the cactus i think it was back there i got hard left i've lost control of my vehicle don't run off the edge don't run off the edge just hit every cactus but the one we need it no don't go in don't go in okay it's the typical hand enemy monster that you have in like every mario game and zelda game by extension ouch no he's gotta really punch the ice there we go let's get him love this bus just because you have a huge stone rock at hand yeah i mean it's a fun boss it's just i swear i just feel like i fought this guy like across so many games there we go go rock at hand another face destroyed i think now we've beaten the sand kingdom for reals i think we're good so hot now i do suppose that's what we were trying to accomplish keep the pace up catch bowser in no time dan destroyed an archaeological artifact cancel this man world record pace [Music] rudolph's over the lake i think this kingdom is very short compared to the others like seeing that's the end of it over there you just go up here there's the the dark soul style shortcut probably someone out there who called mario odyssey the dark souls of mario games that review probably exists somewhere doesn't it be honest i think you did i mean i might have done it as a joke but i think there was one though it's like not ironically it's the dark souls okay we gotta kill another brutal gotta get the dress do i just jump on your head it's like he has so much time to move oh no mario's slowly gliding over the map towards me whatever will i do he's gaining on me he's dead four bunnies have been killed just why bunnies because there's not even that many consists of all the counters i'm gonna assume i just have the dress i just didn't see it as the only thing the dress was stolen oh yeah you're right so the dress is just gone yeah we don't have to we don't actually see it it's like how we saw the binding band was going on the ring it's been a while since i like played this for the first time and like actually did like the story mode this here's like the shop music [Applause] [Music] just listen to peach scream and then start dancing yeah she's in pain she's hell she's held hostage right now okay get some coins next flower bridge i think there's a way to like make that jump [Music] there we go speed runner is this going to be this is gonna be like rest of the wild again isn't it like i'm just gonna try prize myself on complete and [ __ ] the way you're not supposed to um i think there's some in like a very precarious position here i have the checkpoint flag but just anyone though it's a bit dicey looking can i get back up oh okay i think i can i think i can engineer jump okay well this is my thing significantly worse well that's one way to get back his voice is so aggressive jesus he sounds like he really like he's gonna kill me [Music] come on there we go whenever you're ready come on okay good fight he's drawing a pentagram i mean bowser is the station in the mario universe it make sense doesn't that make mario jesus uh possibly mario died for our sins mario please there we go we got him that time he just smacks his t-shirt yeah mario puts his body through a lot of pain in his adventures oh one of the flower pots died he waited too long he's about to die he's not quite dead a bit grim it's just mamma mia put you out of your misery robot murder one no we can't i don't think we can start that counter as well we already got the bunny counter you guys are gonna have counters for [ __ ] everything if we don't control the flow you want to go like the hard end of counters keep track of like every time i troll my hat you gotta like watch the stream back to update the counter rt went left like 4 000 and 20 times he pressed the pause menu seven times and he died because he misjudged misjudged a jump like 14 times and that'll probably be much higher than that rt has a bad joke counter like there's no point in counting that because it would just like forever arise every time i like open my mouth could gameplay counter zero oh that one's harsh i don't like that counter at the very least that counter seems easy to maintain you know like you can even look away and like go to the toilet and you should be okay oh no i lost track of where it was at just trying to not get hurt get down i did it go down mario go down why the [ __ ] okay we're badly injured again go down fun water level counter zero come on mario i'm tempted to just say i'm going to commit to every single goddamn moon in this game i mean we 100 we we did complete every other mario game all right [ __ ] it i'm gonna get every goddamn moon like signed away like the next like 80 hours of my life to prove this is why this is bad i'm going to severely punish myself saying i don't have the skills to beat this game don't answer that expert gaming skills counter one there's going to be so many counters counter counter 12. it's the weird ufo boss everyone's favorite mario character flowers flowers flowers must have all the flowers oh do not mess with me biped i think i just have to destroy these spark around them like he he's trying to hurt me right now he's just not doing a great job oh no a slow moving laser projectile whatever will i do i love the little face on this guy he just looks like angry that he's here look at him go he doesn't look phased when he's like pummeling himself into him like shattering all the glass a lot of pain that mario's under do you think mario feels pain when he possesses someone's body or does the body itself only feel the pain so that's why mario is like blight and disregard for their lives like if mario just like popped his hat on like a human being and just made them eat like mouthful after mouthful of just like jalapeno peppers you think mario would feel the pain do you think the person would just feel it and like they're just like throat is on fire mario lost his pain receptors in the war do you feel pain in the characters you play no right it's just a game to mario oh [ __ ] it works the same way [Music] i know we're both airships so i feel like our one just physically doesn't make sense how to be able to fly we have like way less propellers it's like the shape of a hat does not feel that aerodynamic like the wind resist on that ship must be terrible just look at the design of it it's like there you have like you know you have the the front of it which kind of like pierces true a little bit whereas here it's all just flat against the hat am i my immersion is just completely ruined mario i don't have time for you who was he planning my wedding don't you know how stressful that is that's very stressful let me just put on my sombrero give me the hat okay now we just have a hat over our other hat bowser too he's actually brushed his hair for this fight looks looking quite dapper someone just said i'd [ __ ] bowser i don't know if mr miyamoto would approve of this then explain bows that no don't start that [ __ ] the internet's moved on since then don't bring it back oh mario's in trouble uh oh i think this time he's just straight up that mario dash counter two it does seem like he's died twice yeah oh i forgot about this kingdom oh well i guess cappy's dead okay well let's proceed to do the rest of the kingdom without cappy thank god he's gone never thought we'd get away from him i can get these ones just mario's gonna be in a lot of pain to grab him okay we gotta stop doing this at least go for a different star i just hear him like crying out in terror okay cappy i'll find the moons you might be a gunner but i will complete the mission someone just said like cappy neglect counter but they spelled as crappy that's a very harsh nickname for like our loyal hat companion you're supposed you're definitely supposed to have cappy for this point right i'm gonna have to go around all the pillars this way now yeah we got five moons now without cappy i only need five more moons to leave without him don't worry cappy i'm coming five more it's okay cappy help is on the way i called luigi there we go wait you missed one in the stairs where these ones oh oh my god how did i not see that oh we're so close to being able to leave without cappy under the bridge i see it this this is a very precise jump though i'm not going to be able to make that that's so precise no i can do that one that's the most mobility i'm gonna get okay [Music] okay well we can leave without cappy now we got all the moons we need okay uh cappy yeah i got enough to repair the ship i mean i knew it was going to come this unfortunately i can't put them on the ship without cappy that plays music that's kind of cute probably would have been cuter if my friend wasn't screaming for his life in the background thanks to the rescue that was unpleasant and rad or pokey i sure hope it doesn't happen again now to pluck up our spirits let's go collect some power moons cappy's like the person who insists on the mian team just claiming credit not contributing to the college project [Music] we're back on track we get to go to new dunk city now we've come so far welcome to the the world with regular human beings sorry but i really don't have time to chat right now i need to figure out a way to save my city been in utter chaos since that brutish bowser monster showed up he has the nerve to be advertised as wedding of his all over new donk city a bit tasteless if you ask me yeah bowser's the guy who's saying make sure to like and subscribe the youtube video before you've had a chance to watch it can't be at that now bowser what's this guy doing up here i think it's trying to suck up all the juice from our city i think shouldn't you be like evacuating or something front row seats maybe like it's just a dangerous spot to be i feel like he probably got hit just there as well oh mario always lands in his feet he's very cat like his knees don't collapse and that guy probably just hit the ground and it's like just a bloody pulp 200 dead it was just that last one i shot it please stop there we go he's dead you know like the man there is like his family is just lamenting him they're just like kind of come out of the apartment block it's like oh my god like yeah moons a man has died a man has died in lego city that hits a bit different a man has perish in lego city hey build the hearse it's a sad day it's just hey welcome to new dark city by the way it's one of the strangest mario overalls in any game it's just straight up taxis how are my kids so good at this let me possess you god it did forgot this thing has like [ __ ] tank controls there we go like mario just comes out of that man's head we hold mario's greatest power up green cover mario i look like i've shown up like my first day on the job but like completely neglected part of the dress code they don't match our teeth wait do you want me to buy the fedora mafia gang mario mario can kill a man no [Music] how do i turn around go drift king if it wasn't for the star i reckon i did pretty well there the first lap was 24 seconds 23 seconds that that was significantly better you can find me four backup musicians so i could do a small musical number there's a drummer right there pauline yes indeed even over the rhythm of the city i heard you and paulie you you two talking like 10 feet away from us you got to move for that apparently i don't think i deserved that one i don't feel like i did much it's just rats in the city it's just a regular rat gotta be careful here might be the disease we don't know that's how new york is they went for realism does new york also have like the ceaseless void if you go too far into it oh captain toad's out here captain toad what are you what are you doing out here oh no i gotta i'm traveling the world for some power moons this place is amazing all these big buildings everywhere i got curious to see what was inside one turns out there was a power moon in there i hope you like it how you doing captain toad the folks who live in this kingdom really seem to like buildings yeah no [ __ ] toad boy i tell you this city oh this i remember this one you're not from around here are you you're the first person to ever just sit down next to me a lonely city thanks for reaching out take this for your trouble so you get a moon for just sitting on the bench with a guy hardest moon in the game oh wait the band guy was back here wasn't he out sorry for the audacity of that taxi driver actually man falls from the sky in front of your car get out of the way jackass just like in new york city surely he'd stop for a moment not just immediately beep getting run over gets you a star and some money from the guy there's a taxi here this is behold taxi mario this game has the best power-ups like why is this part of new dog city just in ruins like what what happened here we ignore this side of town oh hello bullet bill does this help me i don't think it does wait that's a very suspicious place for a dumpster not fooling anyone with that one the s word well can you not say the word suspicious anymore that existed before that game so you just look up suspicion in the dictionary definition when the imposter is sus that's it oxford didn't die for this um oh mario appears to be in pain already am i supposed to dodge oh we got a moon thankfully that healed us oh god he just fell to his death we i don't know how i feel about killing a dinosaur pretty sure they're endangered oh we'll just take that you don't say in the context of this world right because there's like four of them another interior here there's so many i have to do it [Music] [ __ ] oh but i still won i gotta gamble more it's like [ __ ] zelda build up music we got it gambling pay is off now we can finally kick off the festival in style and power shall we oh hey would you like to participate in the festival it's right up your alley she can just say no no let's go welcome to the new york city festival a celebration of the history of our city and now to get things started in her honor of the best sequences in the game [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] here we go [Music] set up platforms all over the city this one's a few actual nintendo songs with lyrics [Music] oh mario's got the suit even in this sequence i just spot it back that's cool [Music] secret moons down here [Applause] let's interrupt the flow of the music [Music] i see don't want to say too much right now because the music's just very good [Music] [Music] to play the original donkey kong never looked better i think this is the only place where donkey kong appears in this game like he doesn't have like a phys normal counterpart specifically retro donkey kong [Music] oh he just cut her off at the highlight of the lyrics [Music] i'm sorry [Music] there we go [Music] you just get to dance along paulie and i really have to get going the kingdom is in danger poster can wait oh jesus the monster stole our racing prize the cake as if that wasn't bad enough he blocked the entrance to our race course we need power wounds to get back in oh yeah you just got him on like widescreen tv here basically keeps my heart warm please open the door oh you poor thing there's there's something on top of that isn't there it has to be [Music] i did it what am i doing come on mario spot on what's going on in my brain okay there we go we got the moon this hurts the watch forget the darker side of the moon this is the final boss we got the cake boss man sure is fussy about cake reckon we got him the best one though just stay perfectly still thank you [Music] he's like desperately searching i'm very slowly going in for the kill he doesn't have object permians okay to the race course oh boy okay this one is a bit funky race i don't want to the other races are too serious i don't stand a chance no one else while at the race they will be welcome to take my place that's too bad you're coming with me [Music] i'm ready i i don't need the train and i remember this i remember it because it took me like 40 tries to actually beat it how do i jump again i i don't need the train and i remember this it's just a rhythm game you've had a lot of experience with those now oh no oh no go go go we're in the clip you just gotta press b whenever you land oh there come the other contestants let me just let me just claim it on the stadium sorry let me just take my spot does that guy get deleted from existence now too i think he's dead he wasn't even a monster having trouble finding power boots i can help you out for 50 coins you want to buy a hit no thank you all right see you later i'm leaving this world [Music] unfollowed let's get this boil introducing water mario or jellyfish mario is it an octopus i miss spring mario no you don't that's stockholm syndrome you don't miss spring mario you miss rt suffering yeah like at least be honest right fully enjoy the pleasures of bubble and you must wear clothes you can entirely relax in do not relax with a hard you're not dressed the hard relaxing resort life at all you may not come in i need something that i feel relaxed in is it oh god it's gonna work now oh i didn't do it i'm surprised i thought that was it okay well we're just gonna have to continue our adventures like this for a while mario terms of service do i need to update like the twitch stream category to like hot tubs uh beaches and pools i don't know this might be getting a little spicy oh there's just a moon here you look to your left you got a moon oh i forgot about these boys oh they look a little scarier in this game why are they so terrifying i really don't know there was no reason for them to be this creepy i think someone pissed off me a motor that day in the office okay time to take back the sparkling water do we have to though oh he's coming i'll come back here mister come on stop i can catch up i i just gotta hit him a little bit more the south scalp is very sensitive your herd is self-esteem you can ground pound his head literally explodes when he dies over the most painful way of any battles minions go at least the bunnies just kind of disappear he like swells first before death takes him that's how migraines are yeah like it's not even just knocked out he's dead this world is cool it's just a very different mario world like mechanically this is supposed to be the fire world but you wouldn't really think it there's like pepto-bismol like lava nausea heartburn indigestion it's just medicine gaviscon does more oh we gotta fight him again it's not like the deepest voice but sorry as i remember this is like the least threatened one oh now he does vomit on us that's a new move is this just awkward i just gotta sit tight let me clean some of the floor up at least there we go i think he needs to see a doctor yeah you shouldn't be puking that much he like puked more than his insides could physically contain at that point you know you either you gotta call the doctor or just the morgue you know it's not looking too good for you gambling i need to stop here real quick [Music] no [Music] this is how addictions start live gambling on twitch tv like mario odyssey is breaking every rule on this platform like he's already naked he's gambling he's just gonna start like drinking soon just drugs yeah he's taking a lot of mushrooms that feels like i apologize actually for even saying that because that's like such an early internet humor joke to even make like barrio does drugs guys what the that was like the humor we had in the internet in like 2006. this here's a place where chefs come dressed to cook oh i need to get the chef out but then okay this is mario's chef outfit this is just what he wears you know he doesn't want to stain his clothes it's easier for him to have a shower after than you know run laundry never have to run laundry if you don't wear clothes times are rough and you need to save a bit just don't do that problem solved i'm sure there'll be no consequences yeah so uh potential spoilers for the end of the game um you get to go back here and get some purple coins uh additional spoiler for like later in the game when you collect things here they appear as stars oh no that's bad oh oh he's okay just some third degree burns santa santa just comes down the chimney lit fire so imagine you're just like asleep on christmas eve and you hear something downstairs it's like oh my god i think he's here i think he's here come on family you're like you're waking up all like your siblings mom dad come downstairs i can hear someone in the house y'all got around the living room door you open it a crack appear inside santa's just full on on fire like screaming in agony the christmas tree is ablaze because he got too close to it he's just rolling on the floor oh ho help me best christmas ever oh this is a bad time to be doing the hard mode challenge world where you have to sacrifice your hat but let's go in you're a mean one mr grinch it's bad this is bad huh i don't want my hat i feel so naked oh more so than mario normally is here how do i get those ones on the mario hold on the side we gotta go [Music] oh a little less anxiety oh but i feel so much over your shirt oh hang on mario oh god damn it now you want me to live really dangerously that was okay that was a bit reckless hang on let me let me line up the first jump go oh did not like that one okay we're just gonna take it slow here gonna take it real nice and easy i know he was in it he was in it you saw that there we go and watch this before going to bed why are you doing this to my heart rage the most powerful power up of all the meat and when people ask me what my favorite power up in mario games is i tell them it's me mario wait do i not have to fight the boss apparently not you can just grab this for now oh maybe now he's angry oh oh god oh this one the physics is so janky on this sometimes you can start climbing i know you'll just fall through it just puke your got some oh i got a vomit in this game it's like a lot of vomit come on [Music] i think it's two more kingdoms and then we get to the end and one of them's quite a short kingdom oh one of them may be coming up right now yes it is so for whatever reason in this game it's just a fully like realistic skyrim dragon let's see you survive this plumber boy mario's in trouble again is this dark souls rt yes yes it is so welcome to firelink shrine uh-oh superior must defeat a dragon oh god it's coming for me roll mario oh no you're so close too it does feel a bit jarring with just like you know mario and like his sailor hat and like not wearing a shirt defeating this thing with so many teeth we're like his magical hat look out lightning but also go in for the kill did it we killed a dragon majestic beautiful creature the last of its kind the species is extinct now beat skyrim that was certainly a doozy of an interruption a cappy a dragon tried to kill us it was pretty bad this one is really cool one of the cooler like bowser levels in like any mario game because they just do a very different take on it and we get this new fella as a power-up he gets the poke you just drab stuff with your nose those coins down there we must get them not treacherous whatsoever let's go oh she's got two now it must be humiliating for these guys to be beaten by like a naked man with a sailor's hat he's supposed to be like esteemed like minions in bowser's army and she said aren't they sub contractors ah but they're still associated with barristers so you know they're kind of evil explosives versus hat hat win every time oh this is the last one on the ship i haven't caught him since the start probably a reason trying his best keep throwing it an entire species is now dead all of the rabbits are deceased but we got a moon so it was worth it we're after a wedding ceremony on the moon it's a pretty fancy reception well we'll never catch him now if only we had a ship that could go there oh i ground pound like this i killed the i didn't mean to kill the bird uh that's okay they'll hopefully spawn anyone why did i even have those in the machine it's like the only if i if they didn't spit that out i wouldn't be able to defeat their mech it just seems like a design flaw uh climb up here how's it going there's a way to save the bird every time i go up hey roll mario this is a bit more than we can handle oh i gotta run bird could only waddle so fast we're good we've defeated the wedding planners no one can get married ever again as it should be that's four bunnies dead for the counter i don't think they're surviving that one marriage isn't now banned no more romance it's true it's illegal now it's outlawed thanks mario your parents are married and like you know happy family not anymore they just got divorced [Music] we're going a bit off the globe for this one that's not getting away we'll chase him all the way to the moon kingdom oh let's save those two oh he gave us clothes mario you're attending the wedding like this this can't stand actually like put some damn pants on quick take them off again do people really want me to be naked i feel like i might ruin the mood of this level you must be over there no time to dilly dally let's go and we just get changed real quick uh something more comfortable has to be the sailor just imply something we have one last platforming level let's go got a lot of obstacles they all have hats now which is kind of cute mario how did you manage this world record pace last i'm gonna do it so quick i'll take it back i wonder what's about to happen me that oh those are walls i thought those were breakable walls oh you're ever so rude to me back in cascade kingdom which is why we're all here now i do believe it's lunch time for my newly powered up chain chompins he's got some hats this time completely new fight just take them off basically you just gotta throw your hat a few extra times that's how the fight has changed really trying to slap us she's dead how did she get up here like after cascading was she just like i'm going to the moon quite menacing just walk it up quick you got to go wait there might be something behind the place hang on can i just go up and stop the bell [Music] oh oh yeah i forgot you can go in this way he just the wedding is nice and all but real quick you got a moon up in the rafters stop the ceremony save the woman yeah i'm getting there if peach just doesn't say i do surely she's going to be all right here oh oh ball and chain has a bit of a different meaning here crashing the wedding mario that's tacky even for you i'll see your outfit isn't halfway fancy enough for the occasion not that it matters since you weren't invited not fancy no one says that about my nipples i'm trying to focus for this so i don't just like die on the first attempt i say as i immediately get hit i'm gonna leave oh i can't take a hit oh no well and he died happily ever after i'm such a bad guy you got it bowser cleans up nice he looks very handsome right now brought his best suit it's his big day this is not peaches oh you're okay mario okay one more he does three now and one more and we got him the moon is collapsing yeah we got to get moving and quick crime's not too stable right now what are we gonna do let's go inside the mind of our enemies you actually see all these different incarnations there too which is really cool you know it's mario because the mustache is there okay we gotta escape the moon let's get going everything is collapsing right now so hard to see let me in we gotta make it back to the planet [Music] that's one [Music] two three [Music] a lot of stuff has fallen that's four [Music] gotta get to the middle [Music] we have a little over here let's escape the moon before it explodes [Music] oh no it's okay we don't need to leave the moon all together we're just gonna hop out here [Music] please i have a rocket flower it lets you run real fast you want the turtle boy or the naked man peach take a pic no she's not into either of them luigi has a mention this is peach's head it's like luigi has a pulse you know but i don't want to commit just yet he's multiple mansions it's true luigi has real estate poor bowser he's just left stranded on the moon that's mario odyssey that's the main game done go beach you don't need no man luigi had a different fate with this game i don't know if we'll see now thank you so much for playing my game no problem mario oh calm so peaceful like a trip to the moon kingdom was all a dream good thing it wasn't because we saved our two dear friends and nightmare is over hooray for us say hey they're the best character in the game hey bro you say princess peach huh so proud of you but enough of that get this bro i can't put a new game i call it balloon world first i'll i'll show you find it try to find the balloon i hid luigi i can see it right now oh you tried luigi okay let's try hide it we want to hide the balloon and hide it bro and players all over the world will look for it you get coins for each player who plays until someone finally finds and pops the balloon time limit is 30 seconds good luck hiding the balloon so i i've got to plant one now it's not gonna work too well hiding this because all you are watching the stream [Music] oh [ __ ] i wanna know what happened well you'll have to find my balloon to find out for the roving races we rove the globe racing every kingdom that we can get to want to race bro you'll get a prize if you win okay we gotta get to the beacon i think i have to do this in a certain time as well to get like um a bonus moon oh wait wait there's a flower let's just cheat oh no no no no no no the cheating's backfired it's okay they're really slow on the first one it's a very easy moon on the second try i think it's a bit harder there's now a golden koopa oh we're just gonna do this and b-line we were very much in the clear there oh god i remember this one this one is quite funky so you need to be careful not to fall out of the 2d section bounce because if you do you'll just turn the 3d and die here we need to go even faster or would die [Music] go go go go go oh no do you know mom we're almost there like 2d mario galaxy we did this tower didn't we no we didn't do this one and monster take two now he summons the undead too i guess we just have to like really quickly get him to hurt his hand so it despawns the zombies otherwise i'm just gonna be very quickly overrun i think they're just spawning like where i'm walking go mario oh no he's gonna clap jesus it's a bit where the zombies are coming up and the icicles are falling and also the hands coming to get you like like this bit here oh my god i almost had it oh okay all right like where do i go i'm doing my best i'm gonna get the extra heart i'm guarding this power moon from goombas i'm not scared nope not me we just recruit the boys i mean i think this would be terrifying for anyone you'd be like not even afraid of goombas this many of them you just leave them there oh this game oh okay this one's fun picture match put your best face forward so you gotta memorize mario's face and then you gotta place all the bits of his face back together gonna be real cursed let me take his eyes oh no i didn't mean to place it there this one's not gonna look great prepare yourselves for failure right yeah let's see how you did you need 60 points to win i mean it kind of looks like he's winking we got enough points oh that eye is not on his face but i passed yeah i think your match basically mario all right yeah this one's gonna be tricky at the very least i'll get the place bolt his eyes this time this one this one might be rough see how we did you need 80 points to win it's not bad 83 we got it picture match is done there don't you dare don't you dare well i thought they're all circling that toad are they gonna eat them i don't think we're gonna see this guy again he's gonna he's gonna turn up dead tomorrow look at this it's the classic model and he has like out of some slightly older animations i think it's terrifying it's cool i think i think it's terrifying oh no i need to be kept gotta actually save these for the boss i just bought the heart you know what i miss your blocky polygonal look glad to let you in anytime you dress like that and you're so classic right now you can go right on in the good old days it's straight up the old courtyard of mario 64. totally classic oh yoshi's asleep on top of the castle right now isn't he princess peach has gone missing again she packed her suitcase happy as kabir walked off we can't find her anywhere where is she oh no you don't yeah you just possess yoshi you don't like ride him in this this makes sense come on yoshi you're almost ready to poop moon he's gonna blow there's one yoshi's all filled up it's like there's just like one more stage with like yoshi's like giving himself indigestion yo she's gonna be sick get me out of here [Music] let's do that four house [Music] oh my god jesus christ come on get him oh we're in the clear earthy bad mario confirmed hey i've done galaxy of the galaxy 2 i've done all the 3d world i'd say i'm doing pretty good rt is a gamer and that is a fact that's right i play video games don't mess with me does anyone know what the last purple coins are they're up your arse hang on are you sure oh i don't see him do i need to look deeper i think if you just look up as a throwback to mario 64. which i think is very cute my eyes i've been traveling the world keeping track of your achievements got power moons for each of them okay we gotta talk to toad a bit because she can give you a lot of moons look how many of these there are throw cappy five thousand times jump collect coins checkpoint flags open all the moon rocks you literally have to do everything so we'll we'll come back here i achieved world peace is that what she said world peace is on par with like looking up at the sun directly it's loaded up oh you get some good animations with this 177 239 [Music] we haven't been here since like the very start of the game take a look at that you feel like a whole bunch of energy concentrated together let's check it out okay so that's the first thing i need to do is get that cube and orca has opened so if you check the list of moons now yeah so there's a whole bunch of them just unlocked and now you can realistically get them all there's 31 moons here these were all locked behind the cube and this is why we weighed it uh to like kind of fine to comb each world because now i can pick up all of these while i'm here is there a helicopter here a taxi there he is i knew he was real taxi flying through bonneton [Music] can i not stop oh no okay we gotta go for the hard part precision rolling now i just got to get to the end i should have jumped at the end now i was a missed opportunity another two the new sonic looks sick oh yeah there's peach how you doing peach mario glad to see you're still traveling diary and i have decided to take a trip around the world be nice to see all these weird pl all these places we visited before but on our own terms yara told me she loved just loves how the ships at home look like hats people here are so gracious i was given a power moon but you can take it mario you don't look too good like you lost a lot of detail in your face i'm in it to win it i'm like the guy trying to speed we're all like it's taking the contest way too seriously it's supposed to be like a casual thing i'm just making it not fun for everyone else they were right about you back in college now you've seen it for your own eyes oh no i cheated oh no i shouldn't have gone for the cheat this is significantly slower oh no that little lantern [Music] where did he go did he jump off oh there he is what way did he take i'm confused he he had the race there well we got a moon oh look at mario want to see how messy the odyssey is now it probably looks hideous oh i i don't like the bumper stickers myself i think they just like ruined the the look of it just plastered with these things they're not even put on at good angles look at that pipe on the side [Music] so i think it's gonna let me go to somewhere near on the moon now yes it is i think we need to go there too because the dark side of the moon i think is just picture art let's go in a new area oh it's dark side the boss challenge okay and i can't really afford to take damage i think in this i don't know if you get heals you do get to play it though with the low gravity which is kind of nice there we go come back here come back here come back here god damn it this is ground pound on her there why is that so hard it's because you're so floaty thankfully he's quite neat with his poison so you can just kind of wait in the middle just glide over he's doing his best here he's quite threatening like he's missing me but not by much where's he getting that second hat from only has one he's hacking all righty oh just awkwardly space hop okay well we got the boss rush done that's the main thing we need to do here uh that was just the pictures we unlocked get them all you have to look at them before those moons appear oh we got the king outfit too here's a room already oh no i remember this [ __ ] one all right this one's hard it's not for the reason you think it's this bit here ah so you have to perfect long jump every single one back with that key to get a moon capture the big dude you don't have a hat can't capture enemy oh no we might be here a little while it's such a narrow gap and like the camera angle on this is like so jank you you really can't see for half of it i almost had it i have fate someone didn't believe who was it i want a name i'm sorry it was me ban that man get him out of here oh we got it [Music] just wanted to make sure it was still following there before i breathe a sigh of relief god forbid like we lost it halfway [Music] oh okay well this is looking bad got the extra moon though wait no i need two of these oh god there's still more fruit mario's in trouble go mario go mario don't die here oh damn it i gotta get the fruit still oh we were so close to the end too we just needed to clear that last jump for the ocean we would have had it gone two more in here pipe there too okay let's do both these i don't have a hat little evil this is clear a standing spot ah what do i do oh dad i was uh bastardly oh don't scuff it oh invisible road rush okay do we get the henna right now yes we do okay so we need to look at all of these to at least activate them [Music] you really couldn't have taken a better picture one more challenge room here oh no i remember this one so basically with the scooter one you gotta run real quick to get to the end uh this one is the same level but you don't have the scooter [Music] oh come on oh [Music] oh i got it that was the hard bit we did not take long on that one up there how do i get up that oh i gotta go around there and then jump off that thing don't oh the block [Music] oh i was thinking i have to get on that wait for it to rise and go up that's so much easier a blind streamer was found murdered in his home last night after playing mario odyssey police i'm not sure who caused the murder just yet but there seems to be a chain of scrawled messages saying idiot streamer found near the scene of the crime asmrt episode 2 daniel [ __ ] dies just a few more fruit we're almost there we're not quite sure how it's possible it appears that the streamer was murdered twice yahoo cap kingdom is done uh cascade kingdom is next then hopefully dan gets a thousand bits in the next minute he'll send someone gamer blood gamer blood oh no you want to be a gamer like me take this inject it into your veins the love of god check what blood type you are i don't want another lawsuit my blood type is gamer and that's how i died in the hospital oh i remember this one yeah you gotta kill everything let's get the t-rex hashtag rt body pillow oh no no you don't want that you do not want that product i don't even want that product to my name i don't want to have to explain what that is to my mom all that stuff she's not familiar with doesn't understand the internet era did i get this one before no i did not i really didn't pick up any moons when i was here [Music] there's only two in the world right now and one of them is just talk to peach it's the only other moon that's available right now oh it's this game again see how we did looks quite menacing looks like he's like styled a bit of hair or something too i feel kind of bad for like this world and the ruined world because like there's just not a lot going on in them like i appreciate they at least add something in the post game to them but it seems like a missed opportunity to fully explore like especially like the ruined kingdom all right let's make a real [ __ ] up one too give it a shot i want to make it like a possession that's gone wrong gotta use all our components remember you need 80 points or more to win zero points good job mr caveman i'll give it to you [Music] i think next on the agenda was the sand kingdom uh we have like 60 moons we need to get here still there's a key down there [Music] let me just go down here [Music] okay how do i get back up [Music] oh well i don't have to worry about that problem you think i can do it without the without the sunglass guy let me just get over here oh no he's just gonna be wandering okay i can make this see you later buddy just have to observe just observe [Music] [Music] oh we're okay we're okay oh no i gotta get the coins another side of them over here there we go take your time take your time take your time oh wait no this is totally a moon [Music] okay let me line it up again the drift king oh there's a tricky moon here i remember this lad okay you're up for a challenge everyone loves walking right problem is most don't take it seriously that's what trace walking is all about you can walk like a champ you'll win a prize all right so the goal here is you just gotta walk around and trace the arrows alrighty you can tell something's gone wrong okay come on that was no okay it's not getting much better than that thank you power moon obtained oh no 90 points i picked a bad camera angle to embark on all right i got i gotta line this up okay that was pretty good okay all right you gotta give it to me there hundred points power walking complete oh i gotta go okay i need to stop oh oh that was horrific [Music] i gotta keep going oh oh thank god they give you a path at the end too i thought i was gonna be stuck there tap the inverted pyramid how many statues of the sand gallopers are there um it's a hexagon but i think one is missing i think it's five that's correct but did you really know that there were six but one is gone leaving five i remembered it see did you guess you guessed didn't you you're a guesser resistant very well it's time for the real test to be your final question and no guessing what is my name mr question face the suffix wizard the quiz kitty or the sphinx oh he's in a lot of pain you got him all right everyone falls eventually i suppose well done take this it's like it's actually graham my name's graham oh yeah drift king is what they call me oh my god i just take the jacksie [Music] is this cheating this is supposed to be like a foot race and i've just like commandeered a vehicle pretty sure this should be against the rules let me just hop off so it looks like i walked here [Music] no mario get off the lamppost god you would have had that you would have had that don't get don't hit the lamppost a [ __ ] lamppost all right this time for sure this time for sure here we go not taking any chances we gotta watch the plant grow epic content now this is the pinnacle of gaming you get to see nature in action might take a little longer get some sweet sweet decals for the odyssey we get the cowboy hat and this moon's ready it's texas it's back let's drop off the moons oh this is going to be satisfying i think this is the most we've gotten in one go you're ready so satisfying 400 moons [Music] oh this is a cool one i think this is like the much harder one with the frogs though you want to just hold y for this and you just have to time all of your jumps oh come on mario [Music] no okay well we can get this moon okay now here's the tricky one this is this is the actual challenge slow and steady slow and steady we're good oh we need to get a goomba over here i think i have to get a stack of them and that means that at least one of them will survive the fall [Music] no the the they're all gonna die that way oh he made it wait he's not dead we're okay we're in the clip oh she's happy because the goomba's there goombas ran off to try and kill me could have had a peaceful life i didn't want it to come to this the captain toad just sink to the bottom and get trapped it sure seems it doesn't it the oxygen is gonna run out in that pocket that's that's the game we need to see just watch captain toad drown i'd buy it pretty sure all of you would buy it like some sales there i feel that what a name for a moon you got a moon i'm naked i want to fix this but it's just so heavy oh is it a sliding puzzle one so it's got to go in a certain way oh i see it yeah do i really see it just keep spitting till it works [Music] basically oh no i'm not going to be able to get the jump again hang on i can let me try do the skip i'm now first oh god i don't think they're even close at the moment there they are i can take my time here there we go shaved off a lot of time i mean if i get that again like quickly i think i can just win the second race by the same means absolutely insane he just cheats [Music] yeah doing pretty good doing pretty good certified cheater they called him the cheater king back in college this is gonna get too big to even land here soon like it's bear it's scraping against the sides already [Music] i'm going to be in this one a while but that's a good thing honestly because like someone has nice music [ __ ] we're gonna be here a bit longer now guys yeah not doing it twice oh i thought it was gonna happen again let's get some of the secret moons here right so you can actually jump down here in this kingdom it's got a complete secret area this is the deep woods the t-rex here is awake he's also got a top hat let's get a the most exciting iteration of rock mario it's wonderful there he is back here are you guys excited for arguably the worst moon in the game but you see this thing here right you just gotta wait and it cost actual money to do this look how tall this thing is like this cost me hundreds of coins do you think these costs move more than just buying a moon in the shop absolutely there's the moon owl that one just sucks we didn't do this pipe did we oh this this is another bad moon yeah this one this one's just random chance uh which pipe do i take i'm just gonna ask chat it's the middle it was not the middle okay which of the five pipes is it four people are saying four but which one is four this one it was not the top right okay we got it that pipe just deletes itself after you get the moon too it's like you don't want to do that one again what about the t-rex don't you worry about him oh there is a kickable rock that's a moon all right let's just play some football surprise i didn't get injured there uxes are not very good at football no no no no no no wait no it's okay it's okay there's no below pot there's no below pot okay i can just do with this here because i have my hat this time that makes it significantly easier oh jesus construct the perfect place to raise sheep now i must get her there i don't know how to move sheep around i'm not a very good shepherd oh no all right well we get a few walls let me just move them [Music] this is just asking for trouble you weren't too attached to that sheep were you out of curiosity come on cheap [Music] oh mario why did you do like a fancy hat trick [Music] so upset right now i'm not even trying to kill him oh he's okay he's okay what how many sheep must die oh you're [ __ ] kidding me thank you don't don't muck this up sheep is in [Music] oh how could i move my sheep to the place she is to be raised you demonstrate how to do it i was sick that day in shepherd's school jesus harry was like hanging on to the edge it's raining sheep somewhere there's probably like a very concerned farmer down below somewhere who's just like seeing all these plummet actually you think if they fell below there they're just going into the deep woods so that means the sheep were probably eaten by the t-rex oh how long until someone makes the comparison we're all thinking it it's rickle mario there you go okay wooded kingdom is now complete by a painting moon [Music] um now we can actually get every moon here too because we're going to explore it with cappy which we simply did not do before oh something in here how did toad get in here you can't even jump how does it keep getting stuck like this i was dropped by a giant bird a d different giant bird than my usual one it's been a nice to rest here in the choir and i discovered a power moon for you thanks toad he's in a cave too so how did he get dropped here by a bird eldritch magic that's the only plausible explanation [Music] where was the end goal again i was looking at chat hang on oh that's not the end goal [Music] stop hacking i think you're supposed to jump around those that way aren't you at least for the race it'll be way too slow or noise you're doing good don't bungle it i bungled it come on how did i do that again mario you got a turn okay if i do it that way maybe [Music] maybe that's safer yeah that's probably way safer we're good rumble bungle game found 500 power moons oh so we unlocked like the super last level of the game we should probably leave that for a while that is one of the few like the hardest challenges left no give that back [Music] i need that you know we can do it without cappy that's fine [Music] easy does it do i have to go all the way back this is pain look we're gonna get all right just gotta ease in the landing a little better there we go take my hat off to you but we die up here yeah there's another world then and we're past the 500 moon mark uh there was a picture art moon for here as well wasn't there pretty sure it was one of poochy just burying something you did not have to go far to find this one rit can help me figure out the hidden moon are you using the stream as like an actual guide right now oh i never thought i'd see the day someone needs my help watching the stream moment of silence for them jesus he's up there oh i see him now murder is always the answer it's true it is someone causing you trouble just end their life problem solved no more trouble dragon boy i was just chilling here now so tired he's just taking it easy peach is just standing next to it like look out peach it's kind of well let's just say it's a fixer-upper as long as i'm with peach i'll be fine i'm sure like look at her suitcase like the dragon's just looking at her do you see it i'm gonna eat her i think there's a another tedious moon here and it's to do with kicking a rock yeah this one so this one here you have to kick this rock a lot if someone's doing like a speed run of this game to get every moon this must be the one that just kills them just in terms of the time it takes this fifa update is insane can't believe mario is the cover athlete of fifa 22. uh that is the ruined kingdom complete it's like the poor map for this i feel bad for the people making like uh the brochure a grim reminder of past conflicts what happened here the great altar ruined dreams oh no right so let's look at the hinter because we don't we don't have much to go on for this that's the clue okay so we're looking for like a triangle shadow that crosses two bits of land wait is it seriously just here oh wow i guess that's not as bad as it looks oh it said 4c on the map as well didn't it so they give you an extra clue just in case you struggled we don't even need that clue we're just that good you're supposed to do it with map coordinates i don't play by the rules oh one of them just smacked the wall oh no they're climbing the building i've gone the complete opposite direction it still gets second not that it matters no [Music] okay we're across just gotta use the fork people the victory and we're good mario is a disgrace blazing fast we just overlooked that time you died okay yeah the gold one's going this way i was upset oh my god this is so close don't mess up the hats just barely oh they keep hopping oh i don't like that every time you take a step it's like a jump oh no they totally know this oh is this just safer to do with it i think this makes it significantly easier [Music] oh i didn't like that i forgot about this one this is cute this is all in the theater how many times like across mario games has like world 1-1 of mario been played i feel like it always comes up they are us the audience this is what twitch is like for you guys but they all more violent swearing at the screen edie and he missed one he didn't get the coin [Music] what's this for oh pauline has a thing where she's looking for stuff doesn't she heard all about your heroics in the moon kingdom truly a hero's hero i'm a long way since we met i wonder if you'd like to learn a little bit about me maybe in quiz form sure here we go question what kind of would i most like to visit right now i don't know what kind of music do i like you don't like music what a conversationalist uh mario i mean honest opinion how am i doing as mayor of this city okay i guess badly or fantastic i think she's doing quite badly because i've had to fix bloody every problem in the city but i want the moon yes fantastic was the correct answer gosh i'm so great running this place i'm not voting for you next action cycle i'm voting for toad now i guess i'm feeling sentimental today is my birthday did you know that no matter how old i get i still get excited about presents [Music] do you want a hat is that a present for someone i guess she didn't like it that's a nice hat is that a she's like gee golly it's my birthday and i sure would love a present right now hint hint oh that's but not that present i just like pick up a bin bag hey paulie and here's a birthday present for you your [ __ ] is parking for the scooter like up here i think and you gotta you gotta put it there this is the intended way to get this moon you're not supposed to fall off the side don't do it mario not designed for this perfect spot for motor scooters i'm trying to park it come on oh come on it's parked there we go i got a customer you're the first person to park a motor scooter here tell us about a little reward free parking just on the roof doesn't seem like a good spot for it i don't think his business model will last long like he's going under real quick how many like regular customers do you think he's gonna get there you didn't even pay him that's that's a fair point actually it was his first customer i just took advantage of his business he paid me not a good spot to be there is a moon in that pool though [Applause] [Music] we found luigi my favorite mario power-up is when he turns into the o look for the m they have to put the hat in the side why is the m so fast i'm not sure it did seem a little faster i feel very on edge with like the calm relaxing castle music it's so very unnerving isn't there no [Music] oh no i got it first try but it actually wasn't okay anything is possible with the magic of editing we can just fix the footage in post and you'll all be so impressed get back here bird okay mario's just like he's just bolting it down the street in new york city it's like i'm gonna get you [Music] god damn it uh let's try and get the scooter up to the parking lot and we'll go back and get the bird do i just have to like jump it oh the the one on the top of the the very top i'm parking my scooter dammit you guys need to set up better parking places that that's not a good spot to stop this this is one of the worst moons in the game how am i missing it already i think the first one's pretty straightforward i think it's like 30. but the second one is straight up 100 jesus christ it gets really fast like after a while i just can't tell that's my limit there you go city power oh this is completely new yeah so i need to make it so this goes in i mean if i just keep flipping it presumably i will get it the right way eventually we're gonna be here a while aren't we aha oh it's upside down it's sideways now hey i got it where can i can i move it again just to unplug it again you got a moon oh we can be american mario now it doesn't look great joe like head to toe just like the flag is closed and i can go for a laugh right now if i only do a clown around no offense meant of course you're obviously not a clown hang on we okay we need to go get one oh no i hate clown mario hilarious wow i needed that as thanks please take this it's surprise clown and now to load them all up [Music] [Music] it's me a friend from the sand kingdom but also the metro kingdom i'm the taxi guy i mean he's the taxi guy but i'm the guy riding the taxi here gift for you on the moon it's not as impressive when it's just one okay uh light kingdom we can get two moons here okay uh where's the one that want the pirate outfit yep here's pirate moon i think this one is just like here i didn't take a picture of it oh no all right is it in this area how how we gonna find this one chat so first question left or right half one more left there it is maybe i should go back and check the picture it was easier than the plug one plug one was horrendous uh i guess we just gotta get started on snow kingdom oh no this is the advanced races this racecourse is a big secret this is the more challenging version oh no completely forget the course for this [Music] not doing too well right now want me i'm in the lead i'm doing something right my man's on a roll i see what you did there call me the bounce king in college guys are just so funny he really is the rumble tumble game right now here's the moon i think i have to do it twice [Music] god they're all he's like going very far ahead let me just quickly go down here oh no no i'm not doing well i'm so far behind four look at first place i don't know if i can catch up maybe i can get third the best i can do oh mario's sad now he knows he has failed don't choke don't choke oh we did not have much of a lead oh no it's the walking koopa but it's on ice make a good triangle there we go [Music] i'll take it we're good we lucked out thankfully it's not a circle for this one because if it was there would be blood oh that's a shake that was a shaky ass final line here we go i keep overshooting it oh but that's okay apparently i really wasn't that accurate i don't know if i deserve that but i'm not gonna question it getting here was good job you really are does something thank you accomplishments have been acknowledged when he says the something he means god gamer they called him the something back in college back in college they called him daniel now you want like the more realistic truth like back in college they called me excuse me walking past in the hall it's too real back in college they didn't call me no taking a sad turn uh i guess we just can't see the track okay actually i can just if i just jump into the water and i grab the cheap jeep and just swim towards it okay see you later gank this is probably the fastest way to clear this it just takes you right up oh god that one that one really feels like cheating kind of unfair mario could turn into every enemy imagine all the koopas just have to walk up the mountain well then the koopas i think can capture stuff i think like because like in the desert one they actually pop on jack sees and stuff like that see like that koopa right now he's doing the strat we did or well badly he's doing it badly pro gay removes he just gave up it really feels like it doesn't it he was doing kind of okay for a little bit there of course luigi you doing all right there oh we're both shivering just leave luigi to die uh he'll be okay i'm sure they made like luigi's mansions three after this game so like canonically he's still alive i believe that's business as usual on the race in front grand prize for this race is a powerman i think this is the new one come on i feel so slow right now that was bad it's close oh and i've bungled it come on we're okay i actually won by a little bit there i'm surprised i felt like i was not doing well how are we doing on the the counters for this playthrough we had so many in the first one we had like one camera that was literally just every time i true my hat we lost countdown we need a counter to count the failed counters that in itself though i feel would also fail funny counters still zero i'm glad of all the counters that's the one that's persevered dan you turned on my alexa what the [ __ ] i didn't even say it before well you did now alexa what are the missile codes that you turn to my tv what the [ __ ] now mine's reading wikipedia dad my family was just murdered because of you why i don't i don't think it can do that you gotta return that to amazon at that point alexa assassinate the president okay let me load the poison vials you just added me to a list the fbi are outside oh we we finished the snow kingdom by the way it's 623 we gotta get the volleyball moon i think for this one too you also need to get to a hundred similar to jump rope 15 for the first one is it straight up 100 for the next one we're getting to the point where it just kind of we don't have time to move i just gotta trow cappy no if you go in the two-player mode and control cappy it's very easy well can i just make like keep cappy so he's like spinning on the spot oh okay so like cappy is just straight up his own entity oh this will make it significantly easier oh no no no no that was close i can't afford to move mario right now because i have to concentrate don't throw it towards mario again no come on [Music] we're good that was painful can you change outfit winter clothes really unfit into the theme and it breaks immersion is the experience being ruined right now because mario's got a puffy coat yes is this is it are you unable to watch this stream right now because of the way i've dressed mario i can't feel like i'm actually mario right now you're denying me my italian fantasy being a handsome mustachioed man mario just looks too uncomfortable right now i don't i i don't feel easy watching this stream i'm worried for his well-being he like implants his brain inside another jellyfish i just want to know that mario's okay oh we start this one underwater oh my god it's all the way over there [Music] well this is an absolutely riveted start not getting the feeling of intensity with the race right now oh god look at this cheeky bugger go there's a way to do it with the flowers oh you bastard come on no no they gave you a proper chance to catch up with him there too he was like stumbling with the boxes okay he slows down a bit here he gets hit by that boulder i'll power the plan okay so this guy is just going up what does he see there's an initial rocket flower oh good god come on [Music] well it still worked i still don't feel like i did that the best way the squid is faster i beg to differ like look if we check like the online rankings now look at that on position 1246 thousand six hundred and eleven why did someone do it in 19 seconds this guy's just straight up cheating i think only two people have ever been able to do it in 19 seconds they use the squid to go up to a fork i'm good i'm convinced he's just an action replay you you you can explain it by any other means action replay because if he did it that way why wasn't my time as good as his there's no explanation when you brave traveler turned into a redfish what ability did you get when you shook the pro controller to that one guy who was complaining that his immersion was being ruined playing mario odyssey i think your immersion has now been completely destroyed and we hop out over here hey captain toad hey why are you screaming oh because of the monster it's safe now stand this on google apparently dan you're worth 2.7 million is there a way i can sell myself for that money i'd rather have that than me not legally your organs can sell for a good amount yeah how much is like a kidney work when are we gonna get to the point that someone tries to sell themselves it's just like an nft it's like this is me and you can buy it online here's a picture of my passport someone implanted chip in their brain and sold it as an nft so the owner can control what they do that can't be real that that doesn't exist we don't have mind control chips what about the bill gates chip i was promised with my vaccine oh i'm just saying if there's like chips in the vaccine like let you connect a 5g but like that's awesome free wi-fi wherever i go sign me up he won with the waves [Music] look at him go cappy's like looking like suspiciously about are we really doing this relax and dance okay uh that is this world [Music] done [Music] oh look at this welcome heads up perron's a plaza for our cooking carnival we prepared a stupendous stew for the fest thanks to our volcano it's never turned out better let me destroy your art this has to be tall enough for lady goomba she's getting way more than she bargained for goomba gang roll out no quickly we can salvage it we can salvage we lost like half of them and it's still fine mario's in pain oh mario come on i'm really making a mess of that it's a pot right there that was okay that was significantly easier oh apparently that's a moon that was not a tricky one becomes soup kevin ever play odyssey would not like this level come on well i don't think i like it either so maybe we're not that different uh there is this one here wow let's try that again mario's poor knees like they just like snapped into mario [ __ ] dies the musical now get ready for it to hit like the west end oh you fall really fast there we got it do you have something for me he needs a mechanic do i have a mechanic costume oh yeah just straight up second one here no he needs a real mechanic i'm just putting on like a fancy dress costume it's like don't worry i can do surgery on your pal i'm here to help [Music] that could be a lot of places under water probably well i know it's under water somewhere there's like a little nub and then there's a mushroom at the outermost bit that is higher than the other mushrooms it's right here it's right it's literally right here look what i found today like that's great mario no dramatic fanfare whatsoever oh i got a lot of these i really wish i could collect all these moons in one go too you got a moon you got a moon you got a moon moon why does she have space for all these moons it's a big backpack you're gonna have this sound clip in great like embed it in your brain after tonight it's 31 moons i hope you achieve all your dreams there's 40 moons oh my god i just realized the cap throw counter guy his job's really easy it's been keeping track the entire time even the amount of jumps i've done has been counted we actually have all the counters this entire time you guys didn't need to count them at all okay bowser's kingdom colorful world we did not spend any time here whatsoever before uh now we gotta comb it this power up is scary i think his power was quite cute like he's ferocious with the beak look at the little bird his stubby little legs okay let's just wait before we grab on anyone else nervous right now we're good we're good it's totally something down here though this is a very dangerous point to start i imagine this is like blaringly hot mario and the curse of 10 degree burns i think they'll be a bit hotter than 10 degrees this is like pure metal you know and you're just stepping on it fire coming out from inside you call that hot oh the texans are back uh let's pop back down here i thought i would have gotta get in the indent i thought wrong give us that getting out of this is like a risk bit risky oh oh i went the wrong way so nerve-wracking as the bird this one we just have to explore like the puzzle box and not die horrifically don't do it i thought i'd be safe don't bungle it now chat taking a fondness for that word bungle and botch oh i don't like this easy does it take your time it just looks way worse than it actually is it's like hang on mario to perform a type of traditional japanese theater would it be called kabuki i feel that was deserved i love this guy he's just in like a business suit outside of the hat like you got to be dressed for battle like me i'm prepared for the battle of my nine to five oh this moon i remember this one it's a cool aesthetic okay i gotta lower that enough okay we got the two moons there why is there a convenient hole for that specific bird the show would speak into exactly uh don't don't question it they have a taxi in new donk city that is designed for an italian man to possess and become the taxi like it is otherwise completely immobile there's quite a few moons like this where you just stick your beacon you get a moon for that okay uh that's every moon in this kingdom done my god there is only one world left to complete [Music] the last 100 or so moons are just from the shop so you just need coins so like they're very different to get compared to everything else let me just check again okay it's over there by the little bush okay uh bowser's kingdom is done we're doing really good there's only one world left to go through you got a moon on the moon moonception hey you got a moon entire planet begins to shake as mario like puts it in his pocket everyone who lives here is just sucked into the void everyone loves what okay it's this guy again we just like appreciate how his space helmet i believe has an opening below his neck he's like half-assed preserving his oxygen let's just tie it in there oh okay i think that was a lot better oh just give me both the moons now don't ask me to do it again so i may not be able to get that right a second time no i gotta do it again watch me not get it it's so much worse i had it perfect kingdom with the rarest mushrooms anywhere a challenge friend do i have the place for you just got to give the car a lot of gas first the first taxi on the moon what a beautiful sight get like they're like tesla in space like just a new york taxi change into luigi now as well green means let's go the l stands for winner i feel like that's a distant luigi i it's just indirectly calling him a loser mario why are you dressed as a football player peach i've been drafted by the jets my life is about to be insufferable and painful i'm not familiar with american football whatsoever by the way like are the jets one of like the popular teams or oh god don't get them started oh no we found like there's just like a thousand people like a thousand americans watching the stream right now i like the moment the jets have been mentioned people are having like flashbacks of like war scenes oh you can straight up just re-challenge bowser here too i think that actually does give you a moon so let me try this go on the jets today's the day they triumph go mario tackle them oh i gotta do this whole sequence again too i gotta do the entire thing i mean i hope just come to the end they're gonna be like here's the moon there's no moon for this oh no i didn't mean to do this then okay well uh spoilers for the end of mario odyssey why don't the three of them just marry each other that's the obvious solution you know okay let's just skip here there's no resolution mario odyssey ends with peach being very uncomfortable the end this this might be a risky point to get them [Music] uh oh we gotta go around the barrier wall we have completed for the most part every kingdom now we just got to pick up the la the last few stragglers look at our beautiful ship it looks so nicer and so cleaner before it's not as good anymore is it and here's the inside can't you can't even like see out the window you can't access any of the drawers he's just hoarding absolutely everything he [Music] can [Music] we need to get the picture art moon there's poochie standing right in the corner okay moon kingdom done the jets definitely kind of people still have it out for the jets space suit moon acquired another kingdom done say goodbye to each of these kingdoms as we hop back to him by the way like this one's just done uh okay let's go to metro kingdom we're gonna find the painting that leads to the wooded kingdom oh it's right there and this just spawns you in a cage secret pat hey what it kingdom's done i think we've got every costume moon in the game now too so we can choose a different outfit if we want because the l's for winner shouldn't be surprised if i am it's you remember when we met the sand kingdom i love this place gentle peaceful makes me want to settle down or at least give you this one of the last moons and now he goes back to the sand kingdom let's get the last achievement moons the last time we have to talk to toadette i hope the cat oh the capsule one might be left still how many more times am i gonna have to throw a cappy i didn't think about that i need to throw cappy 350 times oh better get started let me just walk on back is this what you want gabe okay we can get the 350 real quick ah this kingdom such peace and quiet final achievement [Music] the mushroom kingdom is complete never throw caffey again okay 874 moons taxi guys made it all the way home the sand kingdom is complete how expensive was that taxi ride let's just say that like that guy ain't traveling again the jump rope challenge i already messed it up [Music] [Applause] forget the blink the only thing that needs to be said right now hey hey hey my thumb's starting to get sore as well now it's the other part this is a [ __ ] endurance test see how you like it huh lost it [Applause] this is whiplash right jk simmons would be just screaming in my air faster this is giving me ptsd i think this is what's going to give me ptsd from here at this point in time i have to leave it there for now i have to leave it there i can come back and try that a little louder let's do something easier the hardest level in the game let's go with the tuxedo he's looking dapper everyone is here and they're wishing you luck for the final level colleen's here too go mario jump man you can dance a little bit before you go in for motivation [Music] final level boys let's get going [Music] [Music] if you die at any point in this by the way you have to restart it [Music] let's go [Music] wait him up [Music] we're doing good [Music] [Applause] [Music] let's go let's go let's go let's go [Music] hop over here real quick we get a break why do i ask people questions exciting it leads to it passes times the chance to talk it's exciting let's just say things didn't work out you're gonna have to start over okay see you later buddy [Music] go go go [Music] a lot of flies do not hit them not hit him again good oh from the fork people um we're not done oh if i pop that it's gonna activate forever oh okay this is bad [Music] oh no it begins it begins if you die you have to start over [Music] come on let me start over because i've already injured myself chance to talk [Music] last one what final words am i saving for you you got lucky thank you you faked it you cheated he has accused me of cheating most of the time is he gonna say thank you this once he is i must sincerely thank you for your time this was just wonderful i thought to use my questions to make friends all over the world that was my plans i traveled from kingdom to kingdom now in the end i am just so grateful to have met the two of you thank you oh jesus that's a lot of money got several hundred coins there see you later mr sphinx okay here we go bullet hell i can take them on you are not getting on staying off this platform stay off okay this is arguably the hardest bit of the entire [ __ ] you the entire thing [Music] oh follow the phrase [Music] because the stakes are so high there let's go around this way the pixel donkey kong dies again final sequence gotta keep checking behind you run through [Music] and we have made it to the end [Music] do not accidentally pop out of this or you will die and have to go back to the start and it would be very embarrassing gotta possess a frog and climb the building come a long way you and me need a bunch of different kingdoms goodbye frog this trip really was amazing [Music] thank you mario and an honor walk in a mile on your head at the very end is the triple moon [Music] and that is mario odyssey [Music] you get the invisibility hat now you can play the game invisible this is a real power-up 878 oh unless we forget now it's time for the real final moon are you ready for the final challenge over you there it hardest move in the game i have to give jump rope and that a try the other thing is just to get enough stars but enough moons you can actually bulk by these in 10 for a thousand coins so we're just gonna buy 50 moons real quick pop em in 929 so we're gonna need another 70 moons which means that we're at the point in the game where unfortunately we need 7 000 coins no one find this one okay no one go looking for it let me just place it inside the tree that seems really cruel cast the play too let's try a high stakes one did he have the same idea as me oh you bastard that was my hiding spot you can't just take that someone search for your balloon [Music] oh and i got more because my rank went up if everyone just goes to find my balloon that would be great people search for the balloon you hit oh no someone popped it though okay now no one touch it way to go bro you picked a really good hiding spot the sphinx should have said you cheated at the end this is the fastest way to get coins 518 coins it's working no one pop it keep going keep going [Music] oh my god my rank went up to 11. okay we're gonna go to the metro kingdom because apparently that's where more balloon money's at everyone to the metro kingdom no one pop this do not even make it attempt yeah sure pop it there and i will try the jump rope challenge so long as it's not popped so as long as it's not popped though someone pops it we stop doing it hey [Music] i [ __ ] did it oh my god i just want to celebrate this little moment right here jump rope king look at that odyssey sale turned gold a new portrait of bowser appeared in the wedding hall as [Music] my well another 1500 coins okay give me some moons okay so i i need like seven stacks of these a thousand coins to spare look at how many costumes there are still we did we didn't get the wedding outfit yet let me talk to luigi because i might be able to get the bridal veiling gown let me pop these moons in the meanwhile 999 power moons wow that's amazing oh and that reminds me there's a surprise waiting for you let's head to peach's castle okay we will go to peach's castle once we do the final final challenge there we go wedding dress mario let's kill bowser we're back in the depths of hell he looks so majestic he does i don't think the dirt that you should be wearing a wedding dress though and like you know fighting someone like this you know it's such like a delicate like on a piece of clothe does not seem ideal i finished the job oh my god you have to keep doing it now we got him just jump ahead a bit to when the moon starts collapsing one more time had to do this so many times [Music] it looks like the moon's collapsing again princess i think they did it without getting hit too no hits challenge run complete time we did it clearly one of us needs to change and i'm looking at peach look i'm i'm rocking this dress significantly better than her it's like once again peach is in [Music] distress super mario odyssey 1 000 moons and there's one final little easter egg right after all this and you may be able to spot it as the difference on the castle we're collecting a thousand moons peach's castle now has a top hat this is it this is the f this is your reward [Music] [Applause] you get the fireworks that's it [Applause]

Channel: RTGame

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Id: g2TtRWawNqw

Length: 150min 37sec (9037 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 07 2021