CallMeKevin Rewind 2018

ah its rewind time you know if I controlled rewind I would want fortnight and building houses you're the worst husband ever you know what let's not do that at all so I was sitting there thinking what can I do for Christmas I could do virtually anything well I've decided to do the exact same thing I did last year I scanned through my entire year of videos and I picked out some of my favorite moments our most memorable moments and I put them all into one video it's gonna be a long one so stay tuned or don't I mean it's Christmas you probably have other stuff to be doing or do you I don't worry about it we can spend Christmas together and you know what in the spirit of our friendship why don't we check out some of the friends that we made this year I made quite a lot of them I'm quite a friendly guy in games and sure people might come across as frustrated but they are definitely not at least that's what I keep telling myself so yeah let's take a look at some of the clips where I met some new people and made friends for life yes [ __ ] all we do it alright sorry okay alright okay you're being a bit unclear here a bit of mixed messages why ah man was never meant to fly but okay yes alright sir let's fly this baby oh yeah I'm RAF of course they knew that it's an army job alright this thing oh yeah alright okay perfect I'm not so perfect oh not so perfect no oh okay just kidding hey general I I just I'm used to zigzagging evasive maneuvers captain go line all right evasive maneuvers to the helipad oh my god evasive maneuvers captain ah yes remember where we packed evening captain I'm not captain I'm a general read the [ __ ] name alright sorry lieutenant I apologize what what do you want to do oh yes I am the general no I am the general alright in general we are both generals then what do you want no in general both generals I'm in charge of you get one thing clear right all right let's get closer to our mics what is it yeah let's get it clear I am in charge of you if you don't do what I say I can get your move from the regimen frankly you're flying [ __ ] I got promoted for this flying it's obviously good just don't even just don't even just don't even I will even know even well if you're gonna get ID I'm going to get even and you're getting hard with me for no reason okay you've got me there challenges alternatives off cut the ends off cut the engine I cut them okay okay okay you already changin Jesus all right pull the cord for your parachute okay okay Oh God the generals days all right I'm secondly command nothing to see here nothing to see here everyone go clear out all right how's everyone doing today awesome okay can I get a hell yeah so here's the helicopter we're gonna be using this is a 1050 Viper so everyone get on get your seats and I'll be driving you today I can't hear you with the engines right this is a simulation of having to jump in a real emergency okay jump go go go I think we're upside down I'm oh my god I can't explain my frustration right now hey stay I will stay right by your side don't worry no not by my side stay here on that point Here I am I am I didn't move wait Danny I can't hear you if you go that far away go back I am I am not back alright sorry I will be putting you back to private there is no chain of command I will give the general ranking of the RAF I've decided the RAF is you a little rebranding we're gonna go for a stroll how do these gates work oh my god my motto is you can't control the skies if you don't control the ground so we're gonna do a bit of a Patrol oh yeah we're not supposed to be doing ground patrols what does RAF even stand for Estelle what that is oh god we get a shot good luck boys are the dead how will you live in your lonely yes everyone spread out fan out mail get as far away from each other as you can the issue is you don't have enough hostages if you want to take mail as a hostage then you have enough leverage to get what you want you've made the right call now this is a helicopter I recovered it from the enemy a weapon of mass destruction that's how he can't even drop all right remember where we packed that wasn't murdered that was suicide he jumped in front of me I'm a general I have ranked him I'm allowed kill him got him wait I think I caught them that was one of ours I don't think they're gonna be friendly anymore captain Oh phew made it Jenna there she goes just go for the body knock it down the sirens are on all right let's go save her let's go save her oh god she is unhappy my foot five inches up each of your [ __ ] hey we're not at that stage yet me and my wife are here to revive people it's more of an informal arrangement go to the hospital right over there and say that someone's been hit by a car hello miss simpleton I wait by the dead body for you oh good evening no it would seem fate brought us together did you see that those cops just kicked me out of there Tara for who knows what reason I got an idea she's the only EMS on so if we go around murdering people she left to come heal him wait I think she can hear us come over here a second okay so if we are a murdering people she'll have to come heal them so let's get murdering full speed ahead this poor many you were sworn to protect you were sworn to protect him please just heal him he died with the intention of coming back to life I'm being kidnapped what I'm being kidnapped this person is harassing me somebody save me you will be arrested for sake I didn't harass anyone you're poor come on Smith simple let's get out of here get in Jimmy get in Jimmy I want to show you a good time well I can't turn down that offer wait can you drive by the paramedic just pull up next to her Oh paramedic I'm being kidnapped guess you'll have to come save me all right Jimmy I hate to break it to you but that paramedic is not a female yeah the names jag Manson I'm all about equality alright what do you want to do my new friend isn't it funny how we're all jogging here we're all jogging away am i right my name is Jacque Manson hey guys my name is Chuck Manson I'm new to Hufflepuff from here for class excuse me excuse me sir sir you're gonna have to change your name that's not gonna work on this server follow me yeah go ahead and change your name it can be jog anything so you could be jog I don't know Samson or something like that I don't know just that was off the top of my head just go ahead and change your name here no need go ahead change your name here he got kicked because he didn't change his name he got kicked cuz he's not named jog Samson are you talking to jog Manson or jog Hanson I said York Manson okay sorry I wasn't sure I take the blame because my fault it wasn't jog Hanson's fault its jog Samson's for home hey do you want to change your name to jog Josten yeah why don't you stop oppressing me teacher welcome jog Josten who doesn't have a jog in bear named Kelvin a jog how long are you gonna be on because I have to go make some food because I have a test tomorrow a jog and there was no time to jog away from your responsibility of killing Grendel Barry wait now I'm just over here that didn't solve anything all right Grendel Barry you got where you want it I'm behind bars and you're out there free kill him boys get out get out get out all right I'll leave go ahead and free me jog get down here is his name jog I assume his name is jog come on down wasn't that great sometimes I wonder - do they still have nightmares about me it's talking about friends that really makes me think of what the real meaning of Christmas is the gifts I'm sure a lot of you got some new tech and maybe a VR headset maybe new console maybe a nice nail clippers and it just reminds me of all the fun I've had with this VR headset and my nail clippers it's good to take care of yourself you know but yeah let's take a look at some of the videos I made with the VR headset while I through people within here now why are you here I ask myself that every day how are the polar caps doing these days are they melting yet it sucks do you believe in this global warming no it's all a myth I'm telling you just because scientists say it's real doesn't make it real sometimes they go to the zoo to throw rocks at the Penguins is the penguin telling on me yo I'm an Emmy I didn't do anything yeah Eminem he said that he was melting my habitat oh yeah don't tell me that man be nice I'm a turian no Mo Money Mo wait wait the place is overrun with ugly penguins and we need to do something about it oh Jesus Christ Jesus that is scary he's looking right through me though he doesn't even see me as a threat well we'll see about that all right we'll do the little Conor McGregor walk come on then do something about it do something this guy's like I'm just here for a friendly spare my coach is encouraging me die you [ __ ] the Rhino is flying out of the ring I think I just made a big stink folks I just banished him from the planet he probably saw what I did to other people who were knocked down he's like nope and just flew out of there you're like jazz oh my god no he's getting involved you're like rock you're like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain no I'm not into yoga I am into champagne do you like making love a midnight oh I'm sorry man no don't come out here there's no need it was an accident look it's my walking stick look at my legs I need it come on come over here come on mwah he sees that what you wanted I felt all this tension as well my friend oh he's gone into shock he's so happy now we're finally together come here you don't worry I'm Irish hey you all four of you why are you looking at me I'm taking oh there is a mace I love your decorations in despair oh god she's dead all the white knights come up when the women get attacked by people with maces come here come here you little [ __ ] come on huh you think you can attack me you gotta go through him you ever get beaten up with an Asian man before not by an Asian man but with an Asian man yeah look this guy trying to slap me how are you dead I didn't just beat you up I beat people up with you you can stop this Asian guys my favorite weapon and then the man Tali went on the other man Dali it's just like watching a nature documentary to me I got all through me haha oh boy he's paired of the furniture now what do you say buddy did we do okay I think we did great hahaha I like here the bouncers over there just standing there he's giving up yeah I'm finished in comes the Asian man room oh I still got a pay got a pay to play him all right there you go you just bought about 35 lottery tickets spare change man oh it's a blank check alright that means I can do a lot more of these you know I'm starting to think these are rigged you just get out of here with your damn lottery tickets oh that was my check this is why I hate retail yeah yeah what are you gonna do now huh look who's so smart now putty oh I get to make my own soup grape juice I'll catch up and a fire extinguisher might need some more water it's pretty much just bottles grape juice hot sauce and fire extinguisher soup amazing I just gotta learn to love myself no I don't like that at all it's not always about how you look sometimes it's about the way you carry yourself and I carry myself just fine sometimes in life I just find I'm swimming against the current he looks so defeated and sometimes you wish you could just fly away from it all but there's no sense in getting tied up and nuts about it Oh God that was impressive all right folks this is my quick change yet you may have seen a few quick changing extra over the years but you've seen nothing like this now to practice for my new profession spare change anyone spare change I've been demonetised anyone got a bit of spare change Emily above hitting below the waist now I'm ready captain I'm ready good man the captain's bit me hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're gonna be playing someone call me Kevin more like poor ragnarok listen here this channel ain't big enough for the both of us become loyal I don't mind if I do I'm so glad that we realized that wasn't about the towel it was about us and us being together I'm so glad you're pregnant I think the baby's coming now my water just broke I was just giving an alert that I was captain which in itself is dangerous oh girl spotted maximize calibration immediately maximize the calibration sensors and the osmosis into the left end zone no don't click that don't click that you are a danger within itself insulting the captain that's dangerous that's red alert hands in the air voice and let's warp engineering hands in the air for God's sake engineering I swear to god you need to listen to what I say I'll just ask you to do that when I need a red alert that's way better than that alert that's it he's given cheek red alert how we [ __ ] anything up we're taking it nice and easy we're having a good time when I join red alert it's been a pleasure serving with You captain and what captain you are Oh on that case it's been a pleasure serving with me captain [Music] okay they've chopped that didn't have the effect they thought it would either friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're playing I'm about to be murdered oh god this is really good at taking out organs Jesus you don't even need to break the bones when you use the camera are the power of technology I'm the best surgeon ever it's taking that oh god I left my watch inside him to a whole new level mere brain where are you wait how would you get over there I'm gonna draw a picture of you though it's a little side business you know I'm a surgeon but I also draw caricatures down at the boardwalk in my spare time what do you think oh he likes it look he's looking at it he can't take his eye off it there you go happy boy look balloons you can see now right you see the balloons that is telling me no that's high that's high maybe I could like pretend that I'm spending Christmas with people who like me there's gotta be a game for that right probably not but hey I got lots of other stuff to be playing with I got plenty new toys this year on the channel let's take a look at how some of those went looking good no I don't I look terrifying familiar face what are you talking about looking good now that is true magic oh you can try and influence the sorting hat hahahaha sorting hat please kill me oh wait this is mean oh I I wanna learn spells oh hi can you see me he sees my wonky eyes and he just he can't tell if I'm making eye contact or not why are you jumping what are you doing here legs alright troll take a load of the Lord of the dance you don't have a chance buddy oh no why would they leave him on a broom I steer with my head for some reason okay this is unique ow ow ow ow Jesus no wonder his face is so messed up if this is the kind of thing he gets up to oh god am i though am i hey at least we look kind of the same right we can bond on that oh my god were already here okay what are my legs doing did you see that for a second it hufflepuff always win when they have me no no I'll play again I was scratching my head get ready for swordsmanship the likes of which you have never seen they all are as old as Allah I'm like a bad music conductor look oh jesus christ almighty I'm gonna smash my camera all right that was the test ha ha funny joke huh got one we did it guy his remastered skateboarding all right you know what we're faking walking home I don't care about flipping anymore wait is this working yeah yeah come on we gotta get home mom's got spaghetti on hey stop skating I'm not even on it he'll probably do better I don't even control him he just smacks into all the corners and he's fine or not okay make me look like an idiot see if I care switch reversed it do it do it ballerina turn whoa impossible yeah that trick was getting impossible no [ __ ] off I'm deleting you from speed dial off my t-mobile Sidekick ha ha boy oh boy was that funny I hope you at least exhaled out of your nose just just a little bit but if not don't worry it is the night for comedy and that reminds me of comedy night I've wanted to play this more on the channel okay it's just kind of hard because any time I go on there everyone knows who I am it's not a hugely popular game and a lot of the people on there are aware of my videos so let's go back and look at some of the old clips I want to hear the host as well it says you're a Rapiscan you do some rap after me or something you can do so you can do some rap but like no I'm asking you it's you're the one the self-proclaimed rapid Oh that's as rapists oh my miss what what a funny misunderstanding alright let's continue oh my god can we kick this if you kick him you have to kick everyone it's only fair okay so why do people eat Special K they're special okay well it's because they're delicious three grain flakes combined whole wheat barley and rice to the LeBrock to deliver a crunchy and nourishing breakfast enriched with a blend of nine essential did me not want to be healthy including vitamin D B vitamin C and iron Special K as many of the nutrients you need to help you feel strong I've been banned of course I've got some we music here not even my neighbors list enriched with a blend of nine essential vitamins and miracles including video I came to watch the B movie I'm just searching out the script why do you need to search it do you not know it by memory no by all known laws of aviation B's should not be able to fly I weigh 130 Oh Wait Wait 130 what he's saying and talking about pounds we don't use those in this in my back what's country needed yeah 130 meters is an appropriate measurement of weight thank you appreciate a myth excuse me this is a duet buckle up buckaroo how you doing hello I'm Catholic and from Ireland that's pretty good it has been five months since my last confession you know you can't confess to a person and I'd line of me to confess that I have been rude to people on the street stealing a bit of fruit from the store I was extremely hot it was it was a bit upsetting but it's alright it's it's something that I highly regret and I'm never gonna do again and also I run some people down on my camera from time to time thank you very much okay well the Bible says no homosexual would inherit the kingdom of God I just want to hear what the other guy has to say as well though I want to hear both sides you know yeah go ahead okay go ahead tell me what is it like to be gay being gay is it honestly do this the best thing ever oh well sign me up then if it's the best thing ever I may as well just do it you know a troll named Arthur KQ brother Jesus Christ my Saviour start playing you know kids I think you converted the big boys stay here was that I think you convinced him he said that the Jesus was his Savior I could tell a troll from a serious person I've been doing this for a while ah I see you know come down here let me baptize you is that allowed you have to be Catholic in here oh I had to prove I was a Catholic when I came in it worried we're not trying to make this a comedy section yeah why would we make this a comedy room on comedy night get off the stage okay I came from the Christian chat room and I'm here to read my favorite chapter okay so just seven the Ministry of Magic Harry awoke at half-past five the next morning Harry nodded again the laws on your side said Lupin quietly he dropped his voice and said if you can get away before seven Molly's making meatballs go on he panted pointing his Tom at the door get in there and stepped inside the courtroom end of chapter 7 the Ministry of Magic order the Phoenix thanks guys these literal dispensaries in California I already said stop making places up ok your mother yeah they have a [ __ ] on to do that has nothing to do with this all right I'm gonna segue us out of this drug talk sleep is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police thank you everyone [ __ ] you in your Segway Kevin I don't think there's a single person in this entire room that likes is all fat ugly man Kevin I actually would like to intervene I like myself so there is a single man who likes me hello I only speak English so please speak English so I can get in on the fun thank you well that was a bit rude you want to collab that's the wrong Paul I'm a big fan I know these things yo a dude killed some rats or say something funny do you do a Logan Paul thing yeah I mean took my hurt like everyone has a hue you people Logan is my hero he's really nice so a win made song about twice he's my hero we share sometimes for example the speeds slice wait how do you know all the words are you reading that I hope you're reading this is how it's done okay Rick and Morty more like Rick and microphone that's not a [ __ ] prank call I don't understand so Rick walks into a bar and Morty says hey Rick it's okay I misunderstood the room but I'm ready now so I got a number here okay so Rick walks into a bear and Morty says what are you doing here ray and then Rick says Rick and Marty guys give me a hand thank you thank you okay I'm about to take this to the next frickin level all right I know this number off my hat so this should be pretty funny it's it's myself all right so this is my can't it's mine I don't want to give it out [ __ ] it makes you feel like you're in the comic nuggets in a condom cuz then if the chicken isn't cooked right it will protect you sorry hey pump daddy get yours alright here I am alright somebody give me a number seven eight oh four eight oh four seven six eight plus seven six eight zero five seven is 2329 Oh didn't kick me earlier what is that I think he's practicing bird calls you're not intelligent enough to understand oh wait no I think again yeah it's actually really good stop yelling your hurdles you're hurting you're hurting my ears used to be that's Lee hurting in that area the holes in your scholar called fossa oh thank you you're hurting my fossa are you ready for this all right is your refrigerator running yes yep well well better go catch it did you like it [Applause] kill yourself so like this [ __ ] you okay you're in my joke we're baking cookies where's the punchline a joke a punchline okay so this pretty good joke I hope you enjoy it a day before his 15th birthday the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father well my son what would he like for your birthday this is unhesitating thought I would love to have you in Garret ping pong ball the boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was going up his ass and so the next day the son was given as his birthday present a 10 pack of pink ping pong balls one of these years his father thought I should get to the bottom of this however he decided to humor his sons wish one day before the son's 19th birthday the father braced himself for another warehouse yes his son a deepest desire was and he had not been entirely a few days before his 20th birthday however the son had a terrible road accident a statement to the hospital now my dearest son apple of my eye treasure of my life please tell me what you didn't wear all those pink ping-pong balls our father requested the son nodded the father gripped his hand tighter the son started and sat up a bit swallowing with the dry mouth then he died should I tell it again any good joke takes at least seven minutes ah that does bring a smile to my face but you know what it's sometimes it's not all about the laughter sometimes it's good to take a look back and see how you've evolved as a person I know for me I've become a lot worse of a person let's take a look at some examples of that kinda one his hat oh god he's got a machine gun no I just want your hat and then I'll go hold on everybody stop for a moment change into his clothes to show dominance there we go activate wait which way is it wish be looking oh that way yes there she goes now they'll never know who killed him to get that hat I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor would you please kill me oh no you got the wrong guy buddy why I I couldn't imagine myself doing something so horrible I'm gonna need to think long and hard about what we're gonna do here destroy I know you'll do what's best for esa's you can reach his heart it will assist him in making his influence increase would you please kill me I have made my decision yes complete aah everlasting beacon to how evil humanity can be mainly me Harold can hold home you speak to you fire in the hole oh god how many died here Jesus Christ do you like being bad or is it just you can't help it you just feel unsafe why so how do I get him back in okay now he's scaring me a bit at least I can just back away I guess yeah I kind of liked it too don't worry guys we've got clothing stores coming look now you can buy shirts saying I was eaten at Kevin's Jurassic world look he's so cam oh okay well that didn't last long are you serious they tranquilized him just before he got in close the bloody gate on him there we go he's dead these people who just like why why are you doing this does we just wanted to go to the gift shop you guess feel unsafe why here why would they feel that way these guys are just looking for insurance fraud they're just running into the dinosaurs like oops I got eaten there's a pacifier it might be a Bible I think I may need a Bible - it looks like the Antichrist where's the top where's the top I'll just pour it over the little bastard here take it you little [ __ ] it's just boiling water that I poured over my child oh my god you can pick it up no I don't kiss me you monster game complete I actually need to use that toilet Jesus Christ the music makes it so much worse alright come on we're done that's your exploration for the day close it on the baby brilliant brilliant no he's not going in be a good baby there we go yes mission complete oh it's the mailman seduce immediately I'm feeling so hot oh are you waiting for a special delivery I'm waiting and wanting your package Jesus Christ I don't understand come on Floyd do you know exactly what I meant how are you coming on to me what is wrong with me no you can't have me now or any other time I'm sorry but you need to leave now bring your mailbag and follow me no but today's your lucky day perfect sake they all just enter through that door fully clothed I have no interest in debating any of this with you you are dead to me goodbye just walk so I leave my plants alone you took this too far go slap him [ __ ] I felt like it that's why seduced you will work just fine well that was a quick way getting home is there's just a line at the other side of that door look I know at this point you're probably pretty overwhelmed you're probably thinking this guy is so good at games but does he have anything else going for him could that be fair on me all I can say is get ready is your bed gear mind blown I also have plenty of IRL skills I can cook all right I can bake it's a true story that Gordon Ramsay hits me up for some recipes every now and again let's take a look at some of that baking as we learned last time it's better to just put it on high and then it takes a shorter time so we'll do that again this time okay now we need to bring it to a boil and then we'll reduce the heat and add sift flour and salt that's because everything is tastier when it's smaller that's why they make mini cupcakes I wish I could eat it now it's kind of like eating the cookie dough from the cookies okay that's brought to a boil perfect you just got to keep your distance sometimes and we want also all grown the recipe I'm sure that bit didn't matter okay apparently I was still still Stu have this on the heat but that's fine sometimes you need stuff to cool in order for it to heat it's like that saying that you have to be sad to be happy because what's light without darkness my friends this looks disgusting oh we got a little bit of lint there a bit of fluff now we'll just add flavour 100% cotton what I'm just laughing about eggs oh really like eggs alright so I give that method and a - so we're gonna still experiment a little bit alright now we'll just copied see - I'm gonna try that again oh that was really close that time no it's like this far away I would say a for effort a plus for execution or even execution oh who knew my hub is an egg proof I think my eggs are faulty I'm tempted to just cook these first and then go back to my mixture so we might try that Kevin no no if you're worried about losing even an egg from the so pitch from the kitchen roll just just stick it in your mouth afterwards just give it a go with the kitchen roll ah I stepped an egg there's egg everywhere I don't know how and now they go in the oven this is the fun pad stay with me this is gonna be fun wasn't that fun I am going to whisk up some milk and make it whip no this isn't milk this is cream I assumed it was just out of date oh I think the lid bit went in with it but that's just flavoring whisks are like Heights for me I'm terrified of them alright it's starting to get pretty thick now like your favorite thick boy me what what I'm not a big boy I'm reading on the internet that really could be out of a cookbook especially this bad boy and I know what you're thinking this one's quite pale that one's quite dark but I don't see color as as a non racist I'm all about ferret II eat clarity if arity declare ferret II okay it says remove from oven and slit along one side cool I'm not sure what that means oh wait I think I got an idea okay now I'm cool alright let's go ahead and make a slit when cooled filled with whipped cream all right well I've cooled it this smells good there's still a bit of a hint of egg for some reason though there no there you never know there was any sort of crack in them as promised we're going to use it all I'll just simply put a disclaimer on it that if you get diabetes not my problem and voila we're done Bon Appetit believe me it tastes good and I know you want some too but make some at home Gordon Ramsay please hire me and I'm telling you I've only had one fire to date and I put it out pretty quick I definitely have a gift speaking of gifts some gifts you get just aren't good enough you know sometimes you get a pair of socks you know you cut some holes in them because really suck so that holds are useless you couldn't get your foot in if there's no holes in them and games can be the same I mean not really cutting holes in them but adding stuff in you know what mods let's take a look at some of the mods I discovered this year war never changes I forgot I promise it's like the heavy rain you can't maybe I don't Sean we pulled an arm off the road poor little Roach without swearing talk oh now you're gonna entertain your folks don't I that's right that's what you came here for isn't it it's much more entertaining than any old speech all the mayor's coming back I wonder can I push him when he comes back up I can't get the hell out of my face god I think that leg just kicked that robot and killed him so yeah get out of here what do you think you're doing show is over Sean Sean get out the way Sean yeah listen to him Sean's just settle down for a second all right fine do I have your attention now of Jesus I think I'm outnumbered oh Jesus he's coming at me with the baby no no he's a baseball player you know so to use it doctor stepped out for a while what do you do which position do you prefer that's none of your business are you certain about that let's flush your system finally someone understands that I need help god I did not like her smile when she took out that needle it's something from a horror movie someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed mr. grumpy pants god they're all that happy christ almighty I want to be so happy that my smile blocks my eyes bear-dog for you hmm certainly Oh kinky oh they even make that sound okay but they make too much sound I'm backing off no one seems to care that's it lute bear return it's like it's some terrible Pokemon you will pay for not giving of attention he's been practicing that for weeks your trains arrived why are you attacking me this is clearly an act of God I am no Sanok I am now jug fast sand oh my god my ears Jesus Christ well I don't need a horse anymore I can see now why this is both an ability and a disability prepare to your ears are now gonna play it at its normal volume what it's playing like for me okay I just summoned my entire team of Tommy Wiseau's I'm gonna give you all a chance of cases let me go around individually let me go and individually and just introduce you stop play all my god all right you go first this is Tommy the dragon what's new with you I love it okay can you just please all right this is the pony not you who fake in hell all right you know what we're going over here tired of that one oh here come the younglings look it's Tammy with ya just running to him wait I think we're playing a Defense Force activate I am in ditch tell me I know you've no thumbs but please leave me out thank you wait did he die I guess he did die somehow facts sake I know right I feel the same way this is why I buy beefy computers folks it's not for playing games it's not for anything it's to spawn in 300 goats in Skyrim all right I know how to break this this'll end it pretty quick ah good my destruction increase oh oh no descent like normal spiders they're still really scary Jesus Christ it's just all the breathing in my ears it's like SM aura but like for perverts or something oh they sure are fun but unfortunately some games are so bad nothing can save them you can't mod some gifts to be good like I don't want makeup and what are you trying to say exactly all right let's just look at some of the bad games I've played before I go off on a tangent I think we're getting in the shot oh Jesus she can scream she's perfect for the role he's a main character I don't he'll be able to die him I'm not so sure on no I lost I was just curious more than anything I just love people watching I want to die on my boat [Music] I'm right next to you you could just hand it to me of course you want it's just a chide bumble look it's not like we're up against the most amazing enemy of all time I'm pretty sure he's got himself in a knot I wouldn't worry about him what is this all we have to do is follow the spider sir but Hagrid they just turn around in circles sad don't worry it'll be all over soon relax it's just a flesh wound I'm sure he'll be fine I won't play your game I won't and he's immediately cam ah there it is okay let's just go right in yeah Jesus Christ this poor guy what do you want me to do I don't care I'm just picking this one oh my god he was alive you could have just poked the poor [ __ ] well I'm gonna search this one too he's already got the key this guy's more psycho than me what is he doing all right we're done here let's just kill them all wait that thing's counting down dude you have to do something you're gonna die enjoying this this guy's just to save himself Jesus Christ why do they all go [ __ ] ballistic [ __ ] like he's just resorted to putting those Joe locks on them now and I gotta be honest it's screams of lack of effort jigsaw come up with some new traps all right maybe I shouldn't have marked you there be oh my god what the hell is going on Jesus Christ this is nuts no I came last again Jesus Christ look he's going nuts oh yeah yeah what this is not good at all what how does that make any [ __ ] sense after all that they just take away all my points what did Adam and Eve sew together to cover their nakedness Oh Human Centipede well you know what fig leaves if that didn't put you in the Christmas spirit I don't know what will but it's not all about feeling happy sometimes we got a reflect on what we've done throughout the year and think about our mistakes and what we could have done better in fact for some inspiration why don't I show you some of my bad choices throughout the year okay I just didn't do anything he's gonna be pissed see you shouldn't have been mean to me Herschel doc will you stop screaming it's over oh my god oh my god stop get out give me one good reason I was worried about the boy you're gonna whoop me you and what homo parade this one toss him out and save the group everyone this son of a [ __ ] would have let that man feed our son yeah I still want to throw him out on the street why don't you want to talk about your family because they're dead because they're dead yeah how do you feel now kid huh do it no it's like I dare you thank you so much I know how terrible this must be it's really not that bad I'm a horrible horrible guy I'm just having a bit of a breather sometimes you got to look after yourself before you can look after anyone else you know off he goes oh and all she goes as well well as I said you got to look out for yourself what what why were we even leaving walk away in the first place oh this is gonna be a great chase oh here we go traffic he's somehow still not gotten away that woman for no reason oh my god he just loves touching people he should be arrested himself detective woody is no coordination oh I jumped over that you could think it wasn't a QuickTime event and then I run into a wall let's screw your flowers in your happiness [ __ ] you I think I just threw on a man this is possibly the greatest chase sequence I've ever seen wait did they still catch him no no I didn't he's off again Oh what are you gonna do with that fish huh I'm sure I'll be fine won't I Oh Oh did he fall over oh is this going away look at me Oh I've fallen on my bike the pain his face it's like damn I almost had him I met you no bad that guy must have done if he's only catching up now oh look the squirrel she was trying to feed gonna teach you a lesson oh she's gonna hate me I want to be hit too it's only fair oh Jesus Christ Jones got knocked out by that oh look a bird hey you aimed for that let me think what a surprise scared yes scare her get her back scary sound II could make good she's all wet no she's gonna get pneumonia okay we're here oh she's fall I'll grab the key she'll be fine that's revenge for scaring me earlier you're lucky I'm even letting you in the hell was that oh it's a phone it found its way back Find My iPhone is doing better and better I don't know why she keeps giving me the lantern I shouldn't do this Jesus Christ the god damn it Josh or is it a squirrel I don't know could have been either really go around anything that lengthens this journey possibly the greatest QuickTime event in the game so far just runs into the log oh it's like this guy is just blind he's gonna kill himself by running into logs I think that was actually directed at me no oh my god off she goes no time to mourn get out that axe let's go nuts attacked for no reason Jesus Christ I've riled them all up now died from attacking these oh Jesus a guy killed by a gaggle of nice where they all going out hello just left was that another north oh can we take her instead that's my evil twin south but North you're the evil one there we go I got a nice balance now 97% violent 3% pacifist I don't know what I want him to be what side do I want him on I don't want hurt the life though that's me don't intervene there NPCs important to my story they keep trying to make me intervene but I don't care it just goes to show that people even as good as me can make bad choices sometimes do they count as mistakes if they were intentional let's not think about it so the longest series on my channel is without a doubt the sins we've seen Jim Pickens in the craziest of situations it's near impossible to pick which ones to show but I'm gonna pick out some of the ones that I remembered instantly when I think is four let's take a look what do you want are you complaining that's it mole people mold Ron get him yes water is his weakness mole people stick together I have an idea since this is kind of taking up a lot of your time and not getting much reward that's how you make a business look at this he's got his little shower he can eat and that's all the sim needs really oh my god I think the lemonade's starting to stink or else it's me I don't know which is worse all right well today we have they get together expansionpak and I have got an idea so with this you can make clubs name gyms cult behind activities look for frogs there'll be none of that not at my club all right now that we're on the side of this road at this graveyard and my dad and his lover in a bear costume who's running away he's here let's kidnap E wait yes dancing in the background for no reason what a beautiful ceremony everyone's so depressed in this house all of a sudden for no good reason like what reason do you have to be sad huh huh huh fire Lois discovered the fire oh he discovered it did he Wow look what you just stumbled upon Louis where are my guests oh they're over there okay I'll serve up some food for your folks don't worry you're already looking a bit pale tada now there's burgers let's the nanny Hey Oh God there goes one I got burgers over here by the way whenever you're ready no project get back inside you're burning remember all these guys are burning too it's like half the parent is freezing and half of them are burning oh the Grim Reaper is gonna have a busy day oh you are freezing to death oh you're burning to that cheese it's hopping all over the place and meanwhile the rest of the parties eating burgers oh there's someone else freezing to death people don't even know which dead body to go to all they know is them some good burgers look they walk to him and just did a roundabout to this guy it's like three laps to all the bodies it's just lip service though it's like an SRE every loss sorry for your loss driver losses they passed them all party's almost over folks come on have some burgers wit but no comeback were you going he's just running off into the woods imagine imagine you out walking your dog in the woods and this is Ronny towards you he looks mildly bored it's like watching the nature Channel when the killer stalks his prey I think he's more like the Gazelle just gracefully gliding through the forest that day was pretty good Jim got to do a lot of the things he wanted to do why just take a look in the garden oh Jesus Christ oh that guy just warped away out of shock she's bringing over her meal like death can you check on this for me on her she's gonna just continue eating here's like a kind of been the food sure he's just keeled over in his food but it can't have been the food even the guy sitting next to him is like oh this is pretty good continues to eat Oh someone's down oh my god Oh didn't even reach the plate poor little thing I think they're drowning are you singing maybe they're crying because it's so beautiful people are starting to look a bit generic it's like my game is run out oh god here he goes mr. generic why was I created just to suffer that's right I'm just gonna stand here burping and you case and there's nothing you can do about it or else I'll right now think about what you've done anyway I'll be on my way pumpkin Pickens that's a good name that's picking pumpkins backwards that's right I did a narration just to add that you're welcome meow lady do you get it it's like m'lady but it's cat there we go Jim's cat oh Jesus it reverses the other side there we go now it just says ye down his torso looks like some religious thing that just put on his forehead all right pumpkin you're done and I love you just the way you were before the person from the adoption agency even leaves I have a cat like this surely this qualifies as abuse Tom Tom tickle tangle readjustment surgery okay give him that yeah what the hell did I do to it look I'm sorry I actually oh no he's gone back in just examine him oh god there's only one way out of this sorry man you just you found out I was a bad vet and I had no way out of this I just had to kill you oh my god what's happening to your dog no doc please make it stop make it stop this isn't what I wanted when I opened a very oh god effect no he's doing it again the other ones doing it now too I just wanted to be a vet this guy doesn't even mind anymore else he's in shock with the dogs like his neck is broken it spent backwards not the best I truly does bring out my creative side and you know what I love being creative I love games that allow me to have my own spin on them let this wild imagination just break free and do whatever it wants how about we go ahead and take a look at the games that allow me to be my own creative self I think I'll even show you a little movie I made a little buddy cop film I hope you enjoy it take off we're out of fuel if I could save one thing that went wrong there and I don't want a nitpick but I would say it's that we didn't have enough fuel okay that time we might have had too much fuel oh wait no I just put a silencer on it let's try it out it's miss very quiet go oh it's it's working oh it was so beautiful I like her they focus on this pet this is the main part of the ship apparently oh it's so beautiful imagine how fun it would be to see this taking off it just spinning gracefully opening up as the aircraft seems to be falling apart and making some sort of a tabletop spinner of some kind as it loses stability it starts to spin out of control and blow ah ah beautiful truly a man-made miracle named your plague the cult let's spread it come on the dear leader has chosen you to spread his message Congrats I've got some very unique things here so I use the pictures and put in my blurb so Disney gyms sing to Wildlife's to spread the word of Jim we got attached speakers to rats spread the word in urban areas by attaching propaganda bug people to join the cuffed cuz it's a bug poison the water supply make the water icky so people reconsider their life and religion that's reasonable you can't sleep you're Jim Pickens poster will not stop talking to you I can relate to that you start to wonder if the poster is meant to be telling you to kill I want that sweating the thought of the thick leader makes you sweat nervously I get that one a giant Jim Pickens shaped rash appears on your back fever blushing and hot flushes from thinking of Jim I like this one coughing fake cough bolts ain't your pickins under your breath to cook at total organ failure Jim needs your organ stair removed he's just like yeah I need them guys I'm really sorry but thanks for following you New Zealand is starting the cure [ __ ] off New Zealand I'll make you old Zealand really fast when we knew you off the planet diarrhea I don't know why this happens weird and yet dysentery and again weird Lala you just don't really acknowledge that gone let's say total organ failure Jim needs your organs they are removed insanity he's start to mimic the leader your sanity is slipping yeah that would work quite well okay the whole world is dying extremely quickly now I don't know how we were all in unison we were agreed on one religion and we all started dying I guess the dysentery just really took it out of us the Cultus mutated and developed the paranoia symptom there's 600 people left in the world everyone else is dead I think paranoia is justified alright the cult is successfully eliminated all life on Earth look at them they're all mesmerized by what I'm doing I'll show you right now why they are mesmerised alright you ready this goes off by the hour the first time actually zoomed out and properly looked at it let's get that again oh that's brilliant oh you're gonna like this take a look at my new bag feature and therefore surrendered your money your money is now forfeit the dear leader appreciates your contributions please advance to the ATM zone we throw all of your money and donate it to the cause do you like it I kind of scatter them all over the pack and rig speakers to every single path but yeah I got a big screen in there now what are we doing with my life this can be the Dear Leader's palace I've quite a high opinion of myself oh I like that I'm getting worryingly good at that there we go and now I've lined the walkway to my palace with speakers of me singing ring afire by Johnny Cash I wonder why the people are leaving oh they're running they've had enough as soon as it's so burning they were out of here oh sorry folks work in progress they're all cheering they're liking it oh no wait I think they're panicking actually sorry I thought you were having a good time oh he's almost to the bathroom you've made it little guy all excited for the ride I can't blame them looks like fun yes stay on your toes people don't want you getting hurt now do I look at them all they're all interested in those add-on sales hey guys Pass sounds pretty good it's like life insurance but just more fun let's put that right here now that's some good family fun a lot of your vendors are unhappy I wonder why if they listen to screaming [ __ ] now this one's proven to be popular the screams draw people in or maybe it's because it's the only thing in the parent that won't kill you it'll just make you want to die why is this so popular why does everyone want to hear this [ __ ] like it's bad enough you have to huge area but if they listen to it in stereo when you're on the [ __ ] Drive this is what it's like to be in a seat for the Sun I know I've been complaining about if I gotta hear what it sounds like when you're actually on the thing here we go very nice it's just the constant sound because they're so evenly distributed around the right I am Telling You captain I do not need a paranoid listen up you're going to need a partner if you're gonna face the swedish supervillain space the björgvin something swedish sounding i have your party please sergeant is there anything a young handsome man in uniform could do to convince you to make me go oh you know I love you Jimbo it's a bad idea I've got this cough you see sup I hate you or that Jimmy's a bit tough to work with boy he's a good cop at the end of the day alright first of all not win I am Swedish yeah that's Swedish right now explosion all I have to do is follow him I know it was him stop criminal scum freeze partner potassium potassium you can't get them all don't worry about it not everyone can be as good as a cop as me fear not I have a lead I forgot to dress up the co-star in her correct outfit here sorry about that in fact I've worried that might be an issue going through the movie oh no she's listen dad I might know who it is but I can't tell you all I'll say is it's one of you that is it you little fecker tell me or I'll choke the life out of you wait you are dead now oh look a note in my locker telling me to ring the captain a sergeant I will ring him Oh what is this he is ringing me that makes the previous scene kind of pointless hello is this the sergeant yeah it's me discharge it well I have to say it's very important it's one of the two of you and since you're a good cop it must be your your detective co-star oh yes of course why didn't I think of that I should as I am a detective let me just check to see if this is loaded first yep it's loaded okay freeze scumbag aren't you strong for you I can't really remember her voice give me your lunch money I don't really know why but the scene in that's more like it now you're on my stomping ground oh that didn't sound good don't worry I could beat you it up okay I could beat you with one arm behind my call me jelly the cop I'll still beat you you know in this lighting your skin complexion looks a bit different but you are the same person you know when we were fighting there and I thought you were the evil one I realized something you could not be the evil one why Jim I am the evil one that's the plot twist along with my chain head voices I keep forgetting the original one to save time we are now in space rather than establishing the whole ordeal also I got the prisoners Smith even van Bergman now to put in my final plan we will blow something gotcha Smitty that's just what I needed to see I should have known you just wanted me to do something evil so you could get me Jim it makes perfect plot sense thank you everyone I appreciated a lot I really did not like him as he is evil and his voice continued to change I don't like that I do not know why we are angry in this scene it is unusual but still I need you to deactivate the bomb I planted as insurance I will descend to earth he tricked me we is here today to celebrate a fine [ __ ] Jim Pickens by God he's a good cop Jim do you have anything to say I am a very good cop I am glad that we got the bad guy but I am sad that the Coles - what a beautiful thing to say Jim that really proves you are a good cop I wish we had two more scenes that would really top off the movie and make it a hit but we just can't for one reason or another all right that's the end hope you enjoyed Jim you're a good cop it just makes me so sad as I am so in touch with my emotions also sorry for the cough that was left in the final edit that voice was a strain on my throat [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh the weather outside is mild sorry just warming up my vocal cords I hope you enjoyed the movie though you know what I think we're going to do a little bit of a Christmas song to close out the video but I think I might need to have warm up the vocal cords a bit why don't we take a look at some little musical numbers throughout the year see there's no need to make fun of my language all right then I'm just gonna start singing and there's nothing you can do about it walking your round I've got no one to talk to there's everyone just me if I could change don't you think that'll do it god only knows why Chris needs be astrayed wide dr. I stayed my problems other people roll their eyes strictly to the mall and Cyril khakis in my size I've never been the victim of a random search Maury try but you can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my uggs stray twine may help I know the Lord looks tough ahead the women won rights the gays want kids Oh God can't you just leave us alone and also note the things you asked for are you gay I just explained I'm a straight white male did you not listen to my song [Music] so goodbye well so long forever like mrs. diamond swords and me to steam you're gonna blind ever [Applause] and that creepers wanna know if you have my charmer now it's time to be straight down if you dare this is major sleeve to toilet regards my mining seventeen it's taking very long we could sing a Christmas song how about that yes all right we're gonna say white Chris actually I don't want to sing multicultural Christmas okay [Music] [Music] let's get started all I hear is please all the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful and since we've no place to go let it go let it go let it go nice all right that's enough torture stop with that no I'm kidding we're gonna sing again we're gonna sing a Christmas song we're gonna sing bing crosby's winter wonderland I hope you enjoy remember to sing along if you know their words or don't I won't know [Music] sleigh bells ring are you listening in the lane snow is glistening a beautiful sight we're happy tonight walking in a window got away is the Bluebird weirdest there's a new bird he sings a love song as we go along walking in the winter in the meadow we can build a snowman then pretend that he is parson brown he'll say are you married we'll say no man when you can do the job you're in town later on will conspire as we dream by the fire to face unafraid the plans that we've made walking in [Music] are you listening snow is glistening a beautiful sight we're happy tonight walking in a winter wonderland got away is the Bluebird here to stay is the new bird he sings a love song as we go along walking in a winter wonderland and the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he's a circus clown we'll have lots of fun with mr. snowman yeah till the other kitties nothing now later I will conspire as we dream a fire to face unafraid the plans that we've made walking in winter wonderland walking winter [Music] all right folks that is the end of the video I hope you enjoyed if you got this fair I'm kind of impressed but I really hope you enjoyed it a lot of joking around but I sincerely hope you actually have a very good Christmas a very nice New Year's and over all that you just have a good time but I'm gonna leave it there I will see you tomorrow same place same time probably unless something goes wrong but let's not think about that I appreciate you as always and I will see you next time bye for now [Music]

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 4,156,489

Rating: 4.9382992 out of 5

Keywords: kevin, callmekevin, kevin1811, imovingtarget, funny, moments, gameplay, lets, play, game, cmk, clips, callmekevin christmas special, callmekevin rewind, callmekevin compilation, callmekevin funny moments, callmekevin montage, callmekevin christmas, callmekevin rewind 2018, callmekevin clips, callmekevin funny

Id: R6107rKgIGw

Length: 78min 26sec (4706 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 25 2018

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[u/Agent7153]

Your table might not like you very much. Honestly I guess Bard or Wild Magic Sorcerer could probably encapsulate the chaos he embodies. Just do evil things like burn people alive and show no remorse is really his thing.