Best Practical Joke Ever

I love practical jokes this is my best one ever my buddy asked me to throw him a bachelor party and I was like man you want me to do that I said I'm a comedian I always go for the laughs then I hope we can shake hands and be friends later but I'm gonna [ __ ] up your day and he was like I don't think you'll do that I said I don't think you're listening I'm already trying to decide how to [ __ ] with you so can we just like not have me do it and he was like buddy you've been to Vegas more than any of us you planned the party you get the girl now look I got him a girl for the end of his party that's what he wanted a stripper I'm not a stripper guy I never have been a stripper guy I don't really care but he wanted a stripper at the end of his party that's cool I wanted the beginning of the party to be for me and what did I want to watch what do I like way more than strippers I like weird [ __ ] guys if you're like a man this is about to be some weird [ __ ] happen in alley I'm like I'm a [ __ ] watch that 100% I love it how weird I wanted people walking out of his party like this what the [ __ ] just happened in there like with some guy walking out with a limp like why are my hands dirty like weird [ __ ] right where did I think I could find that I went on Craigslist in Vegas well guys I have never felt so horny and sad at the same time in my entire life scrolling through scroll through it's all sex stuff I don't want that one weird and then we are jumped out the screen of me this woman's advertisement was three words that's it and those three words were I'll wrestle yeah and I was like [ __ ] yeah you will that at least deserves a phone call I think right I call her on the phone she is 6 foot 2 50 and her special skill is that she'll come over to your house she'll get naked and she'll toss you around for a little while [Laughter] I was like well what time can you get here so she shows up and I open the door and she's legitimate six foot two fifty right and she's holding a footlong sub in twenty four buffalo wings not kidding and she waves him in my face and she goes you got a room where I could go fuel up before the match and I was like first of all [ __ ] yes I do right in there and I said second of all you should know that the person you're wrestling today doesn't know there's going to be a match you know I don't know if that changes your professional approach at all so she goes off into her room my buddy comes over and we've got him stool just like this one and my other friends are standing behind him when we get him blindfolded and he's well I don't want to ruin the surprise you know and he's like no this chair is one Ralphie may away from an accident I'll tell ya oh you don't think he knows he's 900 pounds he [ __ ] knows so um he's sitting there and he's like I'm so excited me too and he says I'm ready and I said okay and I call her out now none of my other friends knew what I had planned so when she walked out of that room naked collectively they were like [Music] and as she got closer I said she still had buffalo wing sauce around I was gonna get her napkin but I was like I'm sorry that [ __ ] is too funny on your face I am so sorry so she stands in front of him six for 250 well I forgot to tell you the best part my buddy five eight and one forty and like oh like a like a like a soft one forty right so the size difference alone like I don't know what's gonna happen but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna [ __ ] like it [Music] and he says I'm ready and I said okay and I take off his blindfold and the only word he could get out of his mouth before she ripped him out of his chair [Music] was why [Laughter] and she lifted him up like this his little feet were dangling in the air she's gonna toss him around the room like a rag doll we were rolling guys she would jump on top of him and he had to push her found out of his face to talk to us you'd be like Kelly stop I want you gonna be here I can't breathe what does she smell like buffalo wings [Music] there's one time was she was straddling him like this beating him in the face with her titties just I don't think you're getting the right visual okay guys this isn't 5 foot 2 110 pound titties this is 6 foot 250 just titties that's how bigger titties were they made that noise through the air it was like being hit with a tin missile just do that a swollen eye from titty punches you've never seen that in the history of [ __ ] never ever I'll tell you that right now so she thinks her job is done right she walks over here to this side of the room my buddy gets up man you know what you can tell someone is mad where they never take their eyes off of that thing they're mad at so he gets up and he walks away from her like this [Music] and then some minam just snapped and he just looks at her knee goes I'm gonna [ __ ] you up and like a wave of calm crashed over her like serious like Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon calm she was just like and they ran at each other guys you understand what's happening they're [ __ ] fighting for real now it's the best gift I've ever given to myself ever are you kidding me they're running at each other I gotta meet me know how this is gonna end they're running at each other and my buddy was mad and he screamed no I'll take you down running at each other full speed and he ran into her I'm gonna tell you something he really didn't try to take her down I'll tell you what he did not all I can tell you is that when his little body hit hers she kind of absorbed him for a second and he disappeared I was like where the [ __ ] did he go and then she just shot him out across the room boom and he slid on the floor and one of my friends ran up to a woman that just bucket Happiny out [Music] and she was mad that he Challenger and something so she goes suss you want to see my finishing move me to finish up and I grew up with Hulk Hogan and Randy the Macho Man Savage I was like I didn't know she was coming off the top rope or dropping a leg or whatever I wanted to see that [ __ ] right so she says to run to him and she was like finish em and we go yeah she was finishing moving we go yeah and she goes you want to see the finishing move and we go yeah and then she sat on his hand away when not that finishing move [ __ ] guys his little head disappeared all you can see were his tiny arms slapping her back like oh it was a fight for life I'm telling you that right now it was the weirdest [ __ ] I've ever seen it was like you reversed birth it was [ __ ] up and here's how you know you pulled a good practical joke but good brothel joke is a joke that continues to pay dividends long after the joke is over so like a month and a half after a wedding after the party two weeks before the wedding I ran into his dad and his dad goes uh hey you're not coming to the wedding I was uninvited to the wedding that was totally worth it totally worth it you guys want to see how he uninvited me so here's how his dad goes you're knocked over the wedding I go now and he goes why not and I said oh Tim didn't tell you and he said no what do you got a couple minutes sit down and then his dad used that story as his best man speech at the wedding [ __ ] winner winner [Music] you

Channel: Josh Wolf

Views: 11,496,407

Keywords: comedy, stand up, practical joke, epic, joke, bachelor, party, wedding, story

Id: ksCk-Pf5tq0

Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 25 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/just_argues_with_you]

Josh is great! He was my neighbor in LA for a while.

[u/Emerson73]

Still happy/sad when hearing a Ralphie May reference..

[u/thehofstetter]

Josh Wolf is a beast on stage. Fantastic act (and a good dude)

[u/DoubleKnotBot]

Hilarious, with an awesome ending. Defiantly worth the 11 minutes!

[u/SyfenJoynic]

This had me dying when my friend sent it to me