Dance Off #1 | Awkward Lap Dance Leads To Bizarre Breakup

[Music] new rule no touching me [Applause] [Applause] here we go there's one telling you you can see the fun of broom come on up here man yeah [ __ ] shredding fringes up here alright [Applause] on a scale of one to ten how would you rank yourself as a dancer one being Elaine from Seinfeld and ten being Michael Jackson pedophile but still the great things I mean one not mutually exclusive you know what I mean dude was a great [ __ ] dancer also touched a lot of kids what are you gonna do you don't hey I got it like a 1 good Michael Jackson joke what's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson [ __ ] little boys okay [Applause] that is the difference between I hope you guys you take that joke with you tell everybody I [ __ ] Wow 1 to 10 where do you rate yourself as a dancer so I'll put it to you like this imagine Gabriel Iglesias with moves of Channing Tatum ok that's not a number you're gonna need a number from a scale of 1 to 10 I'll say a solid 7 but it fits on the crack no it's good if he thinks he's an 8 it's good to say 7 because anybody they need you give me a word that defines your dance style it could be athletic okay give me sultry I think and you know what I'm just telling you right now it was fake as [ __ ] [Music] I'm gonna go eclectic we'll go with that it collected okay and I need the name of your best dance movie eclectic I don't think you're using that word right I don't have a name for it but it won me four dollars in Austin Texas tell everybody your name my name's Zach salt 7 he's gonna break out the $4 shimmy [Applause] won't answer the question that's going on guys okay get your ax from the crowd to a minute are you yeah honey Lou your name is Leroy okay I gotta tell you man if you had told me Leroy is coming on stage here or not who I woulda picture [Applause] you like saying out loud do you wish that was your life what's your last name Levi Lucero yes what's your bidding oh come on Mia now how do you rank yourself as a dancer that was that was a lot of sounds just to say one one and I love this by the way I love this strategy because he cannot disappoint you the one word to describe your dance style I got to tell you man I don't say this lightly I'm really looking forward to seeing you next what's the name of your best chance permit I bet you that is actually a great name let's call it the I have no idea I think that because I am a feeling when you start do it you are not gonna really know what you do I guess you don't know what next you're gonna be making it up as you go it's a perfect name yeah I have no idea which is gonna be up against the [ __ ] 40-hour shitty so far Lera a $4 sorry yeah she correctly she was like no way he's worth $40 Oh [Applause] sporting a solid ain't cup I get [ __ ] shake those [ __ ] around [Music] [Applause] you have no idea you have no idea I people take risks and do [ __ ] what is your name Britney me too so I can't [ __ ] dance okay let me I'm gonna ask you a passionate yet [Music] I'm a huge fan of yours right now hear that so much in Canada [Music] [Laughter] that's so good okay let me this might take longer than it should okay one two ten raise yourself as a things [Music] shove all your boobs yet negative five okay give me one maybe one word to describe your dance styles [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] is there enough to go around killer now I need to know the name a killer I need to know the name of your best dance move Oh like that Wow what would apply the toner and then the last two we're gonna win it we're gonna be in it to win it for the rest of the song remember it's interpretive dance feel the birds let them flow through your body and this is the song you'll be dancing you [Music] the [Music] oh go ahead I'll show your moves yep ready no no no no it's one at a time I know you're doing great but you want to hold those you don't want anyone see that's why you're going next [Music] I'm so glad you came up here I can't even tell you you're ready man now listen you might go over to the second round so you don't know if you want to show the four dollars yet up to you here we go feel the words oh my god what is happening you over my shoulder okay here we go you [Music] [Applause] oh I think Nick is the right word in this your test sound my man just beat all I can say is be you and you're gonna kill this you don't have to worry about that [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey new rule not touching me [Music] [Applause] [Applause] Leeroy keep your dick in your pants you seem excited to see what that looks like you ready [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] you are these I [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah Wow now that your rule keep the [ __ ] the foot away from me on every side [ __ ] it we're not playing like a two-person smarter ones like you you're all innovative you all did things that I have not seen done before the best one time for the [Applause] you're definitely going to set around I'm super happy to hear about that well I hate to say that because I really enjoyed you more than you know and I'll never forget your dance thank you so much for coming up here man [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] tell me why [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] let's help you lie [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] I will tell you from where I was said that looked pretty amazed I mean how good did that feel to do that right in her face liberating his [ __ ] right you're like I never thought I would be pushing my ass in this woman's face on a Saturday night but if she says she she's really needs to get out of her shell a little bit just shove her ass no strangers faces at you that was amazing we're pretty good [Applause] passion it was really feeling the lyrics and the evening and [Music] [Music] [Applause] you know what I'm hit and even when it's a little wrong you know it's they have the same waitress they have the same waitress doesn't [ __ ] count it up how long you been holdin out of that piece of information dude you didn't want to say something a little earlier the same way [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] another first Rigney you don't have to do it it's just one of the many sure I said that out loud a lot of times things I say loud I did tonight so I thought I'd say to all of you the same time you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] pretty quick didn't have it ready quick Brittany we had one rule live show you know what I mean I don't know how to tell you that was great you got everyone dancing you got the whole what what do you mean II dish why did he leave [Music] take it easy [ __ ] okay y'all Noblet darkness [Applause] I'll [ __ ] you real good I mean I'll take Oh where'd he go man Oh [Music] [Music] and I hope you watch here I do not to say something to him because I hope he walks back in because I hope he doesn't I hope something happened during engine ticket fall yeah that was too far a weird [ __ ] shot yo this is one of the weirdest ever III can't believe it like it's a baby it's so gray super you guys saw the special one you saw so much congratulations to you for choosing this show [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Josh Wolf

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Keywords: Josh Wolf, stand-up, stand-up comedy, comedy, comedy special, awkward, lap dance, bizarre, breakup, funny, dance, dance off

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Length: 25min 40sec (1540 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 07 2019