D*** Pics

this is my son's one of his greatest ones right I got an iPad for a gift and I didn't know how to set it up so I gave it to him I go man we set this up for me I don't know how to do it he was young and he brings it back later and he goes here you go dad all stood up just so you know your iPad is the cloud everything from everybody's devices goes to your iPad everybody hearing that everything from everybody's devices my iPad so I'm scrolling through pictures in the road seeing what I want to post you know looking through you're looking through you're looking through and as a man when you're sitting on your own bed looking at your own iPad looking at your pictures you never want this sentence to leave your mouth I stopped on a picture and I go well that's not my dick now at first I thought somebody was sending my wife dick pics I had that one beat so I wasn't even gonna say anything to her you know I mean I was gonna be like keep looking at that skinny dick babe I feel pretty good about my son it's not gonna be as funny when I come out of the shower doing the helicopter tomorrow is it is it but then I recognized the IKEA desk that I had built for my son behind the dick and I was like oh my god I built that desk in that day so I go down into his room on that came in he goes yeah I go um you know explain to me again how the cloud works and he was like oh you're so stupid [Music] and I was like yeah no we'll see I said break it down for me real slow if you can he was okay dad you take a picture on your phone and it goes to the iPad I'm like what else he was like mom takes a picture on your phone and it goes the iPad I'm like what else he's like I take a picture on my phone and Oh No [Applause] [Applause] hey can I see that iPad and I said no no not yet he goes okay and then it goes so how's your day going I said earlier today not great right now that's good dad cuz you know when you're in a good mood we're all in a good mood so and then he said something that did make me laugh he look he goes well thanks for stopping by you tried to pull the Jedi mind trick on me or some [ __ ] these are not the dick pigs here I'm looking for I think I'm a stick around for a little bit he was okay what a tree and he said so did you have a question you wanted to ask and I said did you have a question you wanted to ask me and he goes oh sure I'll go first oh and I was girlfriend's name's Ashley right he goes oh whether are there any pictures of Ashley's boobs on there okay Jacob are there pictures of a naked underage girl oh my and he goes well not if you didn't see him there huh I don't dude is this and he goes oh that's just my dick and he said I'm so glad you saw that what do you think about that angle I go no no no we're close we're not check each other's dick pigs close like that's not what's going down I finally find the other talent look don't send dick pics the penis does not photograph well nobody has ever look at a picture of a dick you've been like I love this picture amber and I sound like I think I know how you think women react when they get a picture your dick it's how you react when you get a boob on their phone when a teenage boy gets a boom on his phone they lose their mind there have been a couple times when I just heard this from the living room yes I edited it ate it made you the team dance the whole thing that is not how you women react when you get a picture of a dick right just see though when a woman gets a dick pic she goes like this followed by this cuz she has showed your team to everybody and tomorrow it's gonna be on snapchat at all years come to my party they don't like that show [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Josh Wolf

Views: 15,190,599

Keywords: Josh Wolf, comedian, stand-up, comedy, stand-up comedy, comedy special, mobile, tablet, device, sync, syncing, cloud, pictures, pics

Id: oogjGOUwLWg

Length: 5min 57sec (357 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 19 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/BaldrTheGood]

You’re lucky the video was pretty funny or else I’d roast you about censoring the word “dick” on the internet.

[u/crazedandinsane]

Love this dude!