Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #18

it has tortured us for years randomly selecting terrible videos that are painful to watch leaving only the most disturbing nightmares and scarring the mindful life many have tried to destroy it but through evil never dies it is only it's now time to spin the wheel of the worst I mean misfortune hey Josh what are you looking at nothing so we're gonna do another wheel episode yeah we're here we got 12 videos on the wheel and it's it's it's gonna be an exciting day a memorable day what were you looking at before let's talk about what's on the wheel today first up rent a friend I think we've had this on the wheel before I remember the quote Oprah Winfrey unbelievable like the context not there it's not believable it sounds angry yeah like she's mad that someone made this like a prank has been pulled on her white yeah but available for the first time since 1987 this is this is reminiscent of the instant during boyfriend vide video something really pathetic what's next Josh Oh next up is run through the warehouse by myzel or diesel and Cisco we might know Cisco as a provider of terrible food's terrible generic foods to many there's a rapper that's true maybe he's a rapper who provides terrible local had music well this this is entitled run through the warehouse which for me just has run through the jungle by Creedence Clearwater Revival going through my head oh okay are they related we'll never know so this is now available for the first time since 1986 very different wow I wonder if the next video is going to be available for the first time since 1985 we'll see what experience the freedom of the naturist lifestyle do you have - mm-hmm is that a question or a demand it seems like a statement a natural naturist lifestyle certainly sounds like a nudist colony to me it certainly does I'm disturbed to note that it's out of Ashe Kosh Wisconsin Oh God I don't recall any nudists around Oshkosh in my time there but certainly not during the polar vortex Josh Oh next up is law enforcement guide to satanic cults officer training purposes only we know how well that goes unauthorized viewers may be subject to prosecution under penalty of law Oh so once again we will not be allowed to watch this video it's really too bad well we probably shouldn't put it in our Internet video that will be seen by hundreds of thousands people now I guess we're gonna do it anyway we've tried before and we're still here it's one of the benefits of being in a satanic cult preventing disaster at the crossing I'll see you at the crossroads and there's a there's a faint school bus in the background so they mean like a train crossing maybe or like a you're in the you're in a car with tinted windows oh the school bus is coming at you yeah and next up we have chickens gone wild chickens gone wild as Best Featured not Animal Planet and Ripley's Believe It or Not not I don't yeah it looks like he hired a professional photographer though for his cover we've got the back job happening here and Jill good job yeah oh god what happened Jesus well this looks like the sticker yeah oh no maybe he lives in like Phoenix or to Las Vegas or something he left it out in his car maybe or a chicken was God at it orgasmic birth the best-kept secret oh my God look at all the awards Ward winner yeah when are the 2008 mother-baby International Film Festival it was the only entrance to the woodsy Film Festival and the Czech Republic I think they took it a different way very hard festival to get into oh yeah Portugal yeah this is some serious business a documentary that examines the intimate nature of birth and the powerful role it plays in the in women's lives when they are permitted to experience it fully is this is this having an orgasm while you give birth is that I can't believe so it's pretty clear but I think that's what they're going yeah yeah and maybe how to I don't know I don't next up is creating REM Lazar every child has a REM Lazar blue REM Lazar just sounds like an anagram I'm just saying it does it means something sickening it's like a like a like a George Lucas name just just took a normal word and just trying to change it a little bit [Laughter] if this this this we have a lot to say about the front cover oh yeah how to sell thousands of dollars worth of plants from your home comma even if your house is surrounded by huge discount stores and home-improvement stores no period but a comma but the sentence continues to this gentleman with lots of dollar bills on top of his couch now I have a question for you this someone has written in crayon 37 huh huh so is is that a late like alteration how to sell 37,000 exactly 37 thousands no more no less I've run out for the Xerox machine this looks like crazy man made it man yeah wonderful see though there's the this on the spine there's a cut down how to solve thousands of dollars worth of plants from home oh okay that's it alternate title yeah he wants me but he really wanted to get everything you needed to say on the front cover I respect that yeah Oh our next video is to have and to hold humorous glimpses at the ties that bind and sometimes not cannot paul and nicole johnson bring home the truth about relationships in a way that is gripping humorous and insightful says Gary Smalley best-selling author hand speaker [Music] how to have fun with billy-bob teeth I saw it on TV best-selling tape hmm I was gonna say best-selling tape in West Virginia no they don't have VCRs there and they already know how to have fun with billy-bob teeth it's just daily life video about that I feel like if we watch this video we're gonna all be looking like this lady on the front cover yeah with the caption says question marks next question marks Oh next Plus Billy Bob boogie music video oh that's not gonna go on okay a time filler three thumbs up has a five-star rating from someone how to play to win blackjack learn smart money management learn when to hit stand split double down use insurance learn the terms break bust push to burn card hard hand soft hands layout design a burden I'm not joking Ciara design a burden they burden that's what it actually says I get I can tell it was a burden but I mean they kind of had him do it because at least this is like black text on a white background clearly this is this is a burden it's a bird read yeah it was a burden to make it a burden to read and thanks a lot you spit in her mind I don't know let's do rock paper scissors okay Sreenu best of three or just one time if we had it first time we the first time otherwise we do best our three okay okay mm-hmm one two three you got it [ __ ] cuz I did or did not want to spin it I don't know it's hard to tell I don't know you got it here I go you won I guess you spin or is the winner knots get to spin we clarify that's a fair point we made a decision that I'm spinning the wheel okay and that's the end of that you won you get to choose either don't say win I died oh I didn't win punishment did you get all the blame when you land on the new discoveries we all have to like like kind of block out riches erection no god I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go get a drink for 12 minutes we'll be fine orgasmic birth it's a boner during that it's gonna be even weirder and that could be hours long you're gonna take the blame oh yeah goes is we're gonna call you mr. scissors from now on okay spin that wheel Josh all right here we go hey-oh we're gonna learn about some satanic cults today well it's a good thing we're all officers in training it leads us to believe that some sort of rituals are taking place however unless we catch them actually breaking the law or find evidence that leads directly to participants in some illegal activity we have no case so we have no case against people breaking the law if they don't break the law it's very insightful and and and it's phrased in a way that that's a shame one is the pagan or a cultic community and the other community is of course the homosexual community interestingly enough they go hand in hand but here's the thing to know just like in the Satan worshipers okay so I had to come out and stand here so you can spin the wheel I want to see the look on your face when we land on the orgasmic birth video and we're gonna have a facial expression expert from the FBI determine whether or not it's pleasure here we go [Applause] oh dear God its own school bus accident oh god this is this is not what I was hoping for Oh Oh in the bus scam your housing in the rear of the bus but a front impact the lateral forces were so this was the cameras last shot showing seats being hurled about as you look at this think about what would have happened had there been children in these seats or I cannot run the kid I'm jumping out the back of that bus they're not moving Oh God okay Jay put us out of our misery god damn it let's find out about our red lazarre's [Music] oh it's a oh it's a yep [Music] enjoy whoa geez never ever ever seen don't hug me I'm scared uh-huh reminds me of that [Laughter] [Music] I'm just a poor man loves me oh no I fell into the river Mia's run blows our beelzebub check for symbols in the Forest Preserve I don't practice Santeria I just worship the first tape that we're gonna rush through to get the run Lazar a satanic cult training video Josh an occult training video it's 73 minutes of [ __ ] that they made up about Satanism because they took a look at the front of the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey like this guy wrote a book and then they put some upside-down crosses on trees no video really did not do that the reason why this pentacle would not be considered satanic is because it has one point up now Satanists would reverse no it is definitely not happenstance that the second this man wanders into this park there's a pentagram on a tree and it's not even the right way up for doing for Satanists it's upside down well he points that out and we were like oh when they went to film this they drew that on the on the tree and they [ __ ] up someone got fired over that blow oh yeah there's the inverted cross now this is satanic made with the same spray-paint fan and that one wasn't made by a Satanist but this one is well it's actually fairly fresh to what the main thing is that we'll first off we start off with the cop slash pastor who's wearing a sweater and one of a series of Cosby sweaters and then we cut two gentlemen with a blonde mullet Eric Pryor is a former satanic high priest turned Christian who now spends his time educating people about but darkside is quite a change in careers I don't want a blunt moment anymore I wanna brown mullet he went from a satanic high priest to a Catholic priest apparently it's all totally legitimate absolutely there is nothing fraudulent didn't this video there's two different communities that use this park one is the pagan or a cultic community and the other community is of course the homosexual community interestingly enough they go hand in hand so they have to go outside to do their rituals and also homosexuals that minor little mention to put to connect Satanists and homosexuals in your Bryant in your brain that's a agenda well the precursor to that is the the hosts of the video the Wilford Brimley looking guy yeah is is a pastor slash police officer yes so once you see pastor and then he comes in and the other guy goes I'm a former Satan worshiper who's now a Catholic priest when deviants like Satan worshippers come into the woods also homosexuals come into the woods and do that and you know what you know like this angle and isn't that a strange crossover and then they just move on you know what's interesting here is the number nine nine represents the nine satanic statements this is a way cultists tell each other hey we're Satanists and we're partying they actually go through the nine satanic blood points and they're all completely sane and reasonable agreeing with those points number four Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on England's what is the problem Satan represents vengeance instead of you know I'm on the fence about whether or not this this is for a legitimate informational purpose because it it gets very very detailed and it doesn't have a religious agenda which it seems like it would in the first five minutes right and it wasn't like okay yeah turn to the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ you know lovable right it was like watch for these weird things because they could be connected to actual satanic worship but the main message they're very informational but that's where my biggest problem comes in it's like we're initially put into this park with this guy and everything's obviously mocked up like and it's there's no cop that's gonna walk into a park and see boom boom boom boom boom and so that's that's where I start like that seems like I agree that if that's a fluff that they should have had full disclosure that their their their Satan worshipping high priestess turned Catholic priest was fake examples big dent and the credibility of the video exactly okay we have a rope here this is a this is a noose and actually if you look at it closely I don't know if the camera can pick this up but there's blood so you're touching see what we have here is a medicine bottle of two percent xylocaine it's it's used to numb people and for that matter animals he happened to find the little vial of lidocaine which you inject into your your your cat or your lady who's going to scream when you torture her to death yeah I'm sorry a little vial of lidocaine is it going to numb a full-grown person yeah I believe I believe Dremel Azhar was more real than the priests what is this more real uh Ram Lazar was more real rebels are Israel oh let's just don't does he come on you and your dreams I mean come Mike we're getting there we're getting here don't worry about it those are coming I just want to point out more czars coming my purposes coming prepare yourself when I was seven what was RK mañana came to me and he said the same thing Rams coming [Music] Oh what are we doing that there's we did Drucker but it's for educational purposes and so those would be some of the head markings that would look the same this video wasn't completely worthless I did learn that Satanists love anal calendar for when anal is and isn't acceptable there's a very specific layout spoilers most of the time it's acceptable Satanists celebrate a host of rituals and ceremonies during the course of each year a sexual type of ritual anal a celebration of orgies including a anal anal anal anal anal entails anal this Americana calendar when anal isn't accepted it would be shortened this is the December 1st through the third picture gender anal oral and Majan allure geez that also include bestiality with any age for sex devotees picture your whole your age a girl December 4 through the 13th acceptable genders acceptable and we move on to the next and we you know that's to be fair like even though there were these delineations between the holidays they all kind of had same they were just with anal holiday yeah anal anal anal what happens if what happens if you do anal at a time that is not delineated it's real pissed okay he sends you to heaven anal anal anal they would dismember bodies sound like a witch like a Halloween witch yeah that's probably a drawing she made as a kid no she's blacked out isn't to hide her identity that's because it's an actress oh she met Satan here's all the magic that's in this video J number one that someone got $12 for it number two this perfect coffee stain that's it work of art inside a clamshell yeah how did this happen let's open it up okay let's uh let's explore here okay well first of all look at this amazing label that's that's that okay yeah yeah yeah that's the clue confidential naked ghost video naked ghost video we also have a DVD release of this and it's by a difference its production it's not naked ghost video its gun something yeah gun me it was probably a real police training video that that was not copy written or there is no way this is a real police training video J yes while you have that out yeah check it ooh I'm gonna say it's printed cuz look at look at this look at those the from this is this is [ __ ] oh it is yep that's a [ __ ] up yeah look at this look at this right here look look even maybe that's part of the naked ghost video logo is a giant copy this is Bob he's dead see I had a theory that these were handmade well the DVD release has a UPC on it does it has a barcode so what if this is like something that somebody made this is like a bootleg of the DVD oh the other way yeah anyone thought about that yeah but that happens people like make bootleg cassettes and put them on Discogs sure this is totally yeah this is tonight yeah my first thought was okay this is like like a eight and a half by 11 sheet of white paper yeah and someone someone was like doing ten of em and then it's like a per but you can see you can see that there's parts are the that is a printed copy stamp in ink jet jet Lions yeah well you can tell you can see the pixels yeah I'll get it up close it is not a real coffee so another thing that is oftentimes done in ritualistic homicides is a penis is placed inside the mouth of the deceased person you well we rush through our first VHS yeah [ __ ] that now we're gonna rush through our second video of the night perfect disaster at the crossing Mike explained preventing crossing at the disaster well this this this is a video it's one of the most competent videos of the night a most effective yeah it's about if you're a school bus driver of the do's and don'ts of when you're at a railroad crossing to have your bus filled with children other people's children yes not yet [ __ ] hit by a train very because in Greeley Colorado the famous band Greeley estate named their band Greeley Colorado in 1961 a bus got hit by a train sadly and twenty children died yes and really they were like [ __ ] we got to tell bus drivers to watch out for train yes apparently that was not common sense at the time no and then the video goes through they do a little recreation which is very that was cool they had an empty school bus kinda on the tracks and they hit it with the Train [Applause] they really did it yeah oh they hit a bus with the train in this video and they're like everybody a train weighs six million tons it's this giant hunk of Steel that cannot be stopped especially by a bus watch out get the [ __ ] out of the bus this thing weighs 50,000 tons of if it hits your guards gonna obliterate it it's a train and then it's it's it's very important information for a very specific group of people this is a very targeted DVD are not the target audience for this movie the average person is not the target audience so unless you drive a school bus yes but I get your kids out of the bus huh go that way you're not yeah not the other way to the safe area because when that train hits the bus is gonna crunch could fling the bus and hit all the kids yes you know the train's coming this way go this way over there depending on the right angle well the bus driver has to sit there and do mathematical calculations like when it hits the bus it's gonna go this way I think what they should really do is just run the [ __ ] and never stop that's very run just run [ __ ] the safe zone yeah just keep walking go to the point and be like okay we're safe right no just run then you got a bunch of kids and like run into the woods nobody could find any of the kids that's when that's when they they leave up with rebels I remember thinking run Lazar get some back home safe well there's just an occult no there's no satanic cults out there they're waiting in the woods with like burlap sacks no my train tracks painting [ __ ] upside down pentagrams on trees not Satanists out there there's people making a police training video out there doing graffiti on like Satan is simple yeah and then they got a silence the kids nobody can find out making fake satanic symbols so the children are saved from the police by Ram Lazar yes yeah it all goes back to rebel always you save kids in the woods it definitely doesn't molest or are the woods filled with Catholic priests just waiting for kids to run rolling out of the bus come into the arms of the law they can't look priest they actually put like a spike strip in front of the railroad tracks a lot happens in the woods on best of the worst it's true a lot happen but could be big there could be Bigfoot that are aliens it's almost like it's a place you don't need a permit to shoot it oh right I want to talk about the staging because they staged a train school bus accident yeah they have the Train kind of lob some tracks clearly an empty school bus yeah and the train hits it and they they have a camera inside a VHS camera inside some kind of steel rig that immediately fails yeah they're like okay isn't that cool and then they have they had they were they were there was a local news crew yeah sometimes be it because of lack of good training simple forgetfulness or who knows what reasons scenes like this one this wasn't staged an Oklahoma City television crew producing a series on highway rail crossing safety witnessed this driver go right through a highway rail crossing day like the first video mm not to go back to it but the first video had a very dark chapter about abuse of children yeah and then they had a segment in this oh yeah where they talked about a real-life incident yeah how they interviewed the pea mother of one of the victim Boyle who viewed one of the survivors so it was it was a double downer the real-life tragedy that could happen when a school bus filled with children gets hit by a train yeah okay just skip these and go right to REM Lazar where it's only implied that he's molesting the children goddamnit the power of REM Lazar is such that we can watch video about children children getting hit with a train and then like like 15 minutes later we can be feeling wonderful joy yes yes at first when we say right on the railroad track and that's one that was already gone and then we found Bruce and it had drawn him from the track there over to the road [Music] rumbles are saved the night and rich you need to explain to us what creating run Lazar is I'm still not sure when creating the blue bar is the entire time oh my god Ram RAM Bazaar is a fascinating musical [Music] little boy and this little girl go to the school and they have the same imaginary friend Zack I've just about had it with your daydreaming in class oh and I will hear no more stories about your imaginary world when you're in my classroom this is the only world there is listen to Dana Barrett it's a weird school where there's nothing on the walls and the boy gets sent to the principal's office and it just hurts for having imagination how dare you yeah [Music] he makes his way to the principal's office singing while a shadowy figure hides in the fog behind it like it follows yeah [ __ ] creepy [Music] the way the kids walking to oh I mean he's got this dead look in his eyes it looks like this he's walking like his neck is broken [Music] and none of the adults like imagination in any way shape or form no it's very it's a very anti snuffleupagus kind of kind of world we're living in here the boys teacher hates imagination the principal hates imagination we're going to have to do with what we're going to have to do with you [ __ ] you principal Asad yeah the boy goes in the principal's office like do you have any children do you have any kids I like to think that all the students in this school are my children and he's clearly got a picture of his kids on his desk he doesn't want to talk about them back in 61 and Greeley Colorado train carrying corn syrup little Timmy would be 42 years old today my nickname for him was REM Lazar the children say these can sometimes still see him in the hallways he had blue hair due to a weird genetic the train that hit them was carrying blue dye see this all makes sense because then the little girl sees rum Lazar too and there's that scene with the two kids in the classroom were like we're seeing this we are having the same person in our dreams yeah and it feels like it's right out of Nightmare on Elm Street just always there whenever I needed him yeah me too Nancy you dreamed about the same night you're having dreams about the same person it's the child of the principle that your kid died in a bus yeah and all the all the [ __ ] missing persons are turning their heads all connected and the principal picks up his coffee cup and there's this coffee stain oh yeah good night sweetheart I don't enjoy having to punish you I do it because I love you what are you there for ever imagine Area [Music] [Music] okay like that it doesn't quite line up yeah oh god don't go there don't no not down there Oh Oh God okay answer okay whoa all right oh no I'm psych yeah so far all he's done is stalk someone in a hallway and watch a little girl sleep you're being a cynic Jay this is magical discovering their imagination [Music] [Applause] [Music] to [Applause] [Music] this is hurting my brain like like trying to figure out what it is can we just talk about the fact that they go to a deserted barn and they suddenly have a mannequin with them where did this thing come from they have to recreate their imaginary friend it's the most logical thing to do once you learned you share an imaginary friend you have to go to the daniel barn an abandoned barn in the woods it wasn't creepy at all [Music] [Applause] [Music] careful God [Music] but there's a problem he comes in life magically he comes to life but he doesn't have his magic medallion that will bring him to life in order to I guess make him come come more girls a pair of that they need to find the chaotic medallion quixotic they need to find the quixotic medallion that's the question that makes them come more thank you that makes them come more to life yes already come to life if they don't find that medallion before sunset Reb Lazar will never come okay so they need to find the medallion which has been stolen by that thing from Power Rangers yeah [Applause] [Music] oh and Anton LaVey octopus [Music] and it's somewhere up high it's always yes yeah and then he has the little kids he's like what's the highest point you could imagine and they're low girls like oh what mountain and that kids like the moon the highest place you can imagine is the top of the World Trade Center medallion we'll be there on September 1st the morning of September 11 you have to be there to get the medallion the Empire State Building my dad showed me is much taller God holy [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did you call in it was so real rich did he write it's there they're rich I know I'm just saying REM Lazar is behind 9/11 oh that's all I'm saying Oh Reb Lazar melt steel beams with the power of imagination the power of imagination brought down the top I mean I guess it's true the key otic medallions for 9/11 was a rum Lazar job no creating ramblas are destroying the World Trade Center Oh No street gangs do uppers New York's toughest so what happens after they walk up to the world treats in there they walk away they find people singing doo-wop in the park [Music] yeah we've kind of we kind of skimmed over the songs yeah they're all terrible and they're the singing is awful no we shouldn't skim over them because they happen so often yeah every couple minutes there's another new song [Music] Oh [Music] the musical journey through Central Park goes from doo-wop to hip hop hip hop rap [Music] - and I was thinking in my brain as we were watching that they're going to do classical next oh wait that's too obvious gotta get right into some others out yeah do what meets hiphop meets classical because that's the next progression of like extreme genres yeah all on the way to 911 how did she get there it was is there maybe he was Satan then you come by and you challenge him to like a fiddle duel oh but there's nothing central tourists he can also the devil can also challenge people in Central Park a few watts it happened in Jordan you know we don't that video that Satan is loved the part no the devil wind up Georgia yes it's literally it's in the lyrics and that is a historical document that I hate is contagious and you're catching it [Applause] [Laughter] Richard no your video totally wrote this all you have to do to make somebody that you think is your enemy your friend is to say you are my friends my friends I'm sorry for the problems I have cause I only wish I could invest them I tried that once through a boolean elementary school and he beat the [ __ ] out of me so we're we're talking about the let's reach our back where I belong yeah in the dumpster Mike that's a really nice shirt Thank You Jerry yeah I guess but so so they learned a lesson where they learn to make friends with our enemy but it didn't help the middle or anything yeah so then they just moved but still had to find the highest place they could imagine which it turns out it's just love it's just love [Music] they're ready to drink that kool-aid and it was a whole the whole thing was a dream sequence and the two of them were in that weird abandoned barn with a mannequin yeah and that's when the cop came in yeah like whoa rebels are what [ __ ] you don't love mannequin I think you better leave the doll here son yeah like why do I keep finding little children in this barn they're mannequins we really have to stop that satanic cult so specifically you should go home don't bring the doll leave that weird mannequin I'll take care of it I kinda [ __ ] that mannequin oh yeah where did you find it someplace very high did you find it in a tree well that's not very high anymore that that's a good transition yes because we we've dissected what happens in Rome lazar but let's let's look further why it was REM Lazar made we were theoretically idea we're speculating it that it's a failed pilot yeah it's like 45 minutes with great commercials eight minutes which is like two half-hour episodes once you factor in commercial breaks [Music] it has although like the hallmarks of like a kids show it also has this undercurrent where it's like is this some sort of like subtle cults introduction yeah we've went through the whole thing we're waiting for it to take that turn it never does and they were watching through credits and it's got like a couple therapists in there so it's like oh no it's really all surface if you change like the highest thing you can imagine if that if that if that's God and the whole thing is like belief because faith then this video makes perfect sense yeah the highest thing was never God the highest thing was imagination no love but it's just the most generic things you can imagine yeah that makes me think they didn't give a [ __ ] about the message they well I think they were just trying to come up with a generic message that would appeal to kids and appeal to PBS or someone yes we're looking at we're looking at generic positive like do you feel better than you did when you started watching creating rebels are we watched too [ __ ] miserable nightmares and then we got to run lazar yeah like a breath of fresh air [Music] you walk through a park and got lost I feel dirty sane remiz are like it's out there's something kind of like it's like the word kumquat where it sounds dirty yeah like emilie's like I feel like I'm saying something where it's like someone's gonna point out what that really means we attempted to break down the name ROM Lazar at first we thought it might be an anagram it was an unanimity memory rapid eye movement oh they can't when you're when you're in deep sleep when you achieve REM sleep it was one year when you're asleep yeah so clearly you don't see when your dreams like Freddy Krueger what is Lazar that's laser with the two vowels switched so lasers an acronym yes and rich has it up on his phone right now light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation also taser is necking him yes it taser is an acronym which comes from Thomas a Swift's electric rifle yes which was a night a book from 1911 where a fictional character named Thomas a Swift went on a safari hunt with an electric rifle and he was shooting elephants game with his electric rifle so whoever invented the Taser multiple many decades later it would it wasn't Allah say Swift's no there was a fake book it was some guy so where you're saying is the Taser was named after this book yes 60o the word lazar sounds like bizarre Lazar I think is French for lizard oh so that's why L DS oh my God he's a reptilian he's a dream lizards see all these things are like creepy and weird or like like lasers and violence for a moment I thought Lazar was Lazarus oh no reference of coming back from the dead but that's la so we have we have we have we have we have acronyms and in area 51 [Applause] Project Blue Book what is here oh my god REM Lazar was made let's go find the Twin Towers alright kid take us home J we're almost there oh god I hope we're gonna stare like oh my god like the railroad video right zero children Oh No okay rich best of the worst yeah I solved everything all the world's questions and problems in one videotape yeah Mike oh don't you [ __ ] do don't do it III am I don't want to go against the grain what are you doing what are you doing I enjoyed ruffles are it was fascinating Mike in fact one could say it was bizarre but the best of the worst to me is school bus a railroad across the video it was it was an informative and you are now disqualified from ever participate you might pick I got the spotlight [ __ ] cared let me [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I'm not trying to be a contrarian you are so doing it other episodes I've picked films that I found entertaining the the rules of what is best of the worst are are vague and nebulous I have my right to choose and my best of the worst why is it best worst because it literally is the best of the worst what does that mean though I guess the worst is whatever is the most entertaining you cannot say you were more entertained by that then no no it's not what is the most of it you can when you're being a contrary an [ __ ] [Applause] that's what sprees both searching for every reason that's it's been that for years Mike no no not entertaining yes it can be that you learn from the railroad crossing video Josh what is best of the worst it's wrong that's right creating liberals are usually that's his rebels are because REM Lazar that was amazing you as it was [ __ ] there's no there's nothing I don't even know if there's anything better than rebels either watch clearly I'm outvoted that's fine yes but because you're I thought that was the best or the worst I loved REM Lazar I thought it was funny and amazing you try to justify it you try to justify it you don't make any [ __ ] sense that's the best all right well let's conjure Satan and destroy a satanic cults reign yeah yes oh yeah I wouldn't really let it run off no no no no you just get a shot at the track in the off chance we actually derail the Train you're like I would feel pretty bad how'd that I would feel kind of bad about that well also you're not gonna do a relative area by putting a VHS tape on the problem that's not yeah if a bus won't derail it's a train [Music] [Music]

Channel: RedLetterMedia

Views: 2,829,944

Keywords: redlettermedia, red letter media, red, letter, media, plinkett, half in the bag, mike stoklasa, jay bauman, rich evans, wheel of the worst

Id: FT5D7rJ8TPQ

Length: 54min 49sec (3289 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 21 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/WizardPhoenix]

“The power of imagination brought down the towers. I guess that’s kinda true.”

[u/JavertHadAPoint]

Mike's "oh god-" is my all time favorite RLM moment.

[u/_kalron_]

fuck...Fuck...FUCK!

"A Rem Lezar Job"

[u/asande19]

You can see the exact moment Mike’s fight or flight kicked in

[u/fistymcbuttpuncher]

Someone did post the star wars holiday special.

[u/LyleLanley99]

Reminds me of that tragedy.

[u/Anywhere-Little]

The twin towers actually appear on the box of the movie. You can briefly see it at 13:41. They might not have noticed it but their brains did.

[u/Weed_Pancakes]

My personal favorite is: "All the landmarks of New York City in 2002, there's Radio City Music Hall, there's Time's Square, there's a bunch of smoking rubble..."

https://youtu.be/-F0jtrV3RxI?t=3218

[u/El_Burrito_]

I watched through the entire "Happy 9/11" playlist someone else posted. The Rem Lezar episode was a highlight for sure