Best of Ross 2019

I was tired of the monotony of running at the gym every day I wanted to figure out a way that I could exercise and have a change of scenery [Applause] [Music] [Music] we got these buttons made for the elevator we're just gonna they're like caps and you just stick them on like that and we got putty in the back it's pretty good [Music] setting away [Music] sir that's where you're going now press 5 for you oh yeah we're going to set floor you're working on vacation vacation yeah it up cigarettes c'mon go to your float you want to lobby yeah yeah that's fine thanks Korean so now it's going up yeah I have no idea it's a new building on ya seven hey guys farts and poop horse and saddle poor vision and glasses you're welcome it's crying and death what's that Oh farts and poop yeah PMR and jelly oh yeah yeah p.m. oh joy farts and poop blurry vision and glasses I got that guy's okay oh no I was just telling you guys compliments yeah John you know just trying to be a nice guy appreciate and to think I made all their days I was like there's no way he gets on saying larger farts and poo yeah [Music] [Applause] this is the fourth hole zoom in on this come here you have to look through the center hole [Laughter] action yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] we're here at Gamestop we're gonna see what we can get for these games got caught up jury duty modern inconvenience that's my favorite grand theft daughter Sonic the restaurant Need for Speed meth addict big chunk this how's it going man see what I can get for these games yeah got a few games here I'm gonna see if I can get something for them another kind of older but yeah kasher or even I guess since or credit would be fine too I got these here a while ago but they're playable yeah I think I got these here like a few years ago so just have played them all to death and don't need them anymore that want to play for a while but it it's honestly a pretty boring game that's not a real game but no I I know they're pretty used but they're still playable I know I'm not expecting to get full price for them but you know I paid 50 but I'm assuming I can get like at least 10 bucks no I'm just saying what I can get for these what's the difference sonic at the restaurant no dude we've never make this are you just an otter no no this one's boring you just essentially sit in the courtroom the whole time sell fake games it's the white Mercedes I said so what kind of car do you have shut up well the kind of car do you have I asked the guy because the white Mercedes holy [Music] thanks Ari thank you doctor - I appreciate it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] these numbers over there yeah you can ask elevator you need to tell the oh that's coming oh the elevator people screwed up yeah somebody somebody's messing with you to get more experience I come out here and talk to the dogs say hi to them and try to make friends I work at the Briton to a veterinarian hospital just you know if I pick her up hey Maxine she's a cutie yeah good girl can't put her down did you pull the cap off for me why just to put it on no you don't use this one to get a shot or something Oh what is in there let's still put her down do you put it down to go to sleep mm-hmm Oh make your pure well it's a put her to sleep yeah so that she can relax forever dad look how good I am I don't feel - dad I'm dizzy did you see how high I was I did good right dad mom is gonna wring our neck you can't tell looks like he was always like that where's the mom hey I'll get a Philly chicken sandwich with a large coke yes please yeah Philly chicken sandwich with a large coke thank you no it is me talking I'm the passenger she just doesn't want me to order actually actually I'll change that coke to a large water family you'd better two number ones I want two number ones two number ones please two number ones we're gonna be putting sombreros on people's heads does it help keep you shaven it's super cute so cute Thank You Susan sir Oh No mmm yeah I know I just want it in front of you no need to wait to get one but I did it so that I can get your stuff and his stuff too to pay for it yeah I did really yeah really I want to pay for your stuff and his and his stuff yes downstairs yes huh this stuff and their stuff hey Roz I'm sorry just good people doing good yes there no no one thank you throw them yeah Ross yes I do $70 and nine cents my good fortune okay throw them excuse me guys would you mind if I use one of your phones to send my friend a text thank you my name's Ross [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you they don't respond but he should be out yourself [Music] we're going to get some pizza delivered to my house pour out and it's convenient so I not like to place order for delivery yeah I deliver you want to do them right yeah I delivered bras I'm just gonna wait here till it's ready and then I'll just drive home but take it with you right no because that would defeat the purpose of delivery so you know how to do that okay 500 tab it delivered I'm saving money I've never had anybody come in oh it's just because it's more convenient okay thirty five minutes okay yeah you're good all right I'll just wait here they're about to leave now yeah okay we'll just let the delivery dude know that I house is about ten minutes away so I'll be home in about 10 minutes yeah imagine dealing with a blonde dude like me that's actually this stupid but serious about it oh yes oh it's this one just got home yeah I doing good yeah I just pulled up thank you very much no problem so convenient man thank you I appreciate it so much sir I got a tip for you all right here's your copy ha donator suit thank you very much I appreciate it dad yeah you're welcome bleep uh actually actually don't need the box either oh okay yeah if you just refund the press to the Box on the thing up I'd appreciate it thank you very much all right hello how are you I was just wondering do you have any nail clippings the old ones that you've already cut off of people the old nails say that you cut off people's toes or your nails do you have like extra can I get a little to go bag purchase yeah if I need to I'll purchase no what about she didn't have any extras any like extra fingernail clippings or the toes oh no I didn't really uh clippers I wanted like clippings the nails itself like a little to-go bag of the old nails that you clip off of people oh there was so confused there's like look at it you're gonna you're gonna go to college so that you don't have to be one of those worker ants alright you'll never have to be like them if you stay in school we can't pay our worker in bills we wish we were when I went to ant school like you are now we have to carry this magnifying glass for the rest of our lives excuse me Haley you mind taking a picture of me thank you will you take a picture of me yeah [Music] thank you thank you yep yeah thank you thank you No yeah you don't have one so I can't tell you [Music] [Applause] hi I'm Ross how are you today good what's your name Sam good to meet you remember kids don't run with scissors they might stab you they might get stopped by you in their sleep they might make you want to conspire against them and then kill them if we had two Caesars and it's a pair of Caesars oh that's an Egret Victoria's eager they don't pay their models while they're begging for food over there those models are way too thin like their legs are way disgustingly skinny their standards are completely unreachable or imagine all the beautiful women that strive to become like that those little tiny legs in the little waist ooh hmm yeah you have to be that if you want to look pretty no you don't women women you do not have to be like to had to look pretty let me tell you you're beautiful as you are in fact you have more of a chance of becoming a model if you gain tons of weight and become a plus-size model how come there's no king size her plus-size model men is there someone's trying to become a model and they're like well you know you're the right height but you really need to gain about 50 more pounds before we can use you and so that's why the egrets begging for food because it wants to be a plus-sized Egret so we got a tiniest bluetooth speaker we can find and we're hooking it up to an app on the phone with realistic fart sounds we're gonna stick in people's pockets and try to make it look like they're the ones farting [Music] [Applause] [Music] huh no no sometimes I get that to him and don't worry about at school don't be embarrassed [Music] excuse you is it gonna be embarrassed about Regina wait oh you're next to people and get lucky every time it farted like he'd take his phone out looking right home it's like hello fart is that you hold on I gotta fart Kong hey happy Valentine's Day welcome I picked them myself [Laughter] happy Valentine's hour yeah a little how about us so we got a fake man you made it looks totally real except for the ridiculous items that we're gonna order but I'll put that on screen when we're ordering I'll have the the live chicken on a waffle Rhode Island Red chickens so I just pluck it on it I usually get out the other ones but I don't know if you guys are the same thing breed of Rhode Island red chicken still alive and healthy served on top on top of our famous Belgian waffle okay I can ask my hey the bacon tuna Texas melt with hash browns slaughtered and the orange milk please know this the that's why I usually get that but oh my god your dollar bills that are on the hash brown we don't know come on tuna I usually get it when I come in we we've never had any fish products what what were they giving me then I don't know [Music] where is it in the kitchen I don't know yeah I mean this is our menu there's no tuna burger we don't do you have the orange milk at least orange peel yeah no country burn omelet this has to be afraid right well this is my Fit this is what I get at the other ones I'm just not from here I'm from Ohio and that's what I usually get up there it's not a Florida thing no it's not I think I've never seen that in my life okay the recycled eggs and the bacon strips recycled yeah just or slaughtered whatever either yeah whatever way you can cook them that's just how I like them I don't know if you guys can do it I'll have the create your own beans with black beans I have everything except for that okay you have this one spicy this spice no and then a stuffed animal [Music] [Laughter] all right yeah yeah I was looking at this 18 Tahoe and do you buy this I'm you know really considering I just got to take it on a little Drive feels nice I was sitting in it the other day I didn't body it's an 18 you know figure right [Music] [Applause] [Music] and this poor guy can't imagine being friends with someone like this anything helps I'm sorry I don't have any money you need a ride you can hop in you know nice shirts at us drive dude you're just going off the road here yeah cool can turn the air conditioning up sir Thank You Todd it's hot day to be working in the Sun we were working died right here on the corner okay I thought maybe reduce some of our construction do you have any spare change sir I got nothing buddy else I gotta coach I had something to give it to you I'll take credit card if are you out of your mind do you have a cell phone I could borrow sir oh did you have any spare change none none okay okay was I just being taped guy was my buddy Thank You Roz Roz look we got one last thing for you seriously yeah as if you actually sold the vehicle look we took your time I want to be respectful and give it back to you well see the beginning of our marriage was a little rocky because I'd always catch other women looking at Ross and I should have known better I'd sleep on the couch I just had to work on myself [Music] so he came up with a solution and the things have been looking up we can go on dates again [Music] Sara's happy I'm happy there's a solution to everything as long as I am willing to change [Music] excuse me ma'am excuse me do you know where the which way the public beaches I just have bad gas you know the feeling excuse me excuse me crazy stupid loud like there's no way on earth it's actual fart I shook really bad the whole time I'm sorry like that's the funniest thing you've ever done do this by far your best video [Music] heck yeah yes freak another one yeah how'd it to my collection I usually find them out there oh yeah just my jewelry if you hold it up like this you can hear it because that's how I find them usually they're where people are walking often I guess when people are done sometimes they'll put their thing to the side and then and then they bury it you know as they're digging for their stuff yeah I guess yeah so yeah me neither [Music] you [Music] you know where the handle is on this I think you just got the car wreck oh yeah I recently yeah just picked it up the 5.7 liter v8 we're going to come Blackard you get this guy it came like this actually well you can enter my club yet but let's go yeah for the 19 so you date they gave you the TA hood uh-huh yeah and they give you like the SRT lip rims you basically have the car that I want the wiper fluid right here this is the dipstick for the oil then that has all original parts matching numbers yeah it's actually this is my didn't let the rental agreement insurance right okay I got like the full insurance coverage so you know I get an accident it doesn't doesn't matter we've got the hurt sticker right I like I like the fact that it's a rental I also I got the full coverage insurance on it then I got it from like the Hertz Karla like no I didn't buy it I just rented it and the rest of it I got the Hertz yeah you ready yeah I like no I don't work for I just I like to you know use their services yeah right yeah no you trade they're not vehicles and all that okay your card yeah thank you sir Oh because there's a Mopar Club you're not part of the club if you run in a car I think people think about a Cars and Coffee is the only people that are here the people with their car lands Ross we're actually with Motors Inc we're shooting a commercial today man talk on the phone hi you look like a Salesman well merging moshav half of my story with normal family so you have to attack questions if you want to ball Tasha with the mower but a gas sources understand do you have a mower yeah and friction hey Bart will do here cabochon walk to new Toro foggy John Thank You Porsche artist yeah hey Kevin stylist yeah Brad one of these uses one of these lowers before these are great yeah yeah Jamestown will come by the shack enamel sent in damage mark I can't with mowers ink yes no I don't know which hit one time voiceover give them over zinc do you have your own mower yes I have them right okay great yup watch on Platts Aziz you usually operate them safely when you use them yeah how did you see straight why is that I don't shape tea yeah mark now future I take this I'll be back I'm a little Charlie get up all right now hey you alright all alone homie I know you check out what hey what happened was what's up wrap it up wrap it up after what - here hold pressure hold pressure cut cut my am putting put pressure on him right help help you weren't to put his hand in and I told him not to do it he put his hand in there yeah you were letting him put his hand in what did you let it where'd it get cut it way to check in you prank me I didn't prank we pranked you I guess yeah I guess we did know that way no we just messing with You Manica wash out around - yeah what do you mean what what where's it coming from what happened here little prank on me oh you got your ball we got you I want to milk them no y'all house those are all those hamburgers yummy my mouths watering just thinking about [Music] it's a cow rollercoaster if they get strapped in when you go over the big hog put your hubs up oh my god oh my god yeah thank you look those other cows don't mean nothing to me you're the one I care about yeah so what every now and then 7/8 a few oh my god I have to pay alimony because I'm not sick of a lot cappuccino but three shots of espresso all right - sausage chatter sandwiches that's all thank you very much good idea like a child ordering like a freaking large coffee it's so funny to me thanks to the coffee he hands it to you say this is three shots of espresso right yep and then chug it really fast I use cage-free eggs I'm not sure thank you thank you have a good day look times you can take hey looking state exactly where yarded yeah I can barely and we're all recording that is funny that is just like funny oh you smiling alright alright go ahead Krissi's the kava just stays there it's like oh cool [Music] trying to talk my notation is what I can't serve services terrible care the service is terrible the service the service here is really bad do you know where I can get a better connection I'm sorry so it's not just this restaurant that has bad service all the restaurants around here are bad service oh you work at other restaurants too I got right there it looks like it does drugs doesn't it yeah see those fat people out there I bet they can't even swim cuz they're so fat look how they're walking they're probably out of breath just from walking down the beach you see that you see that lady out there it's she's such a fat pig she's so ugly she's got like a lot of rolls of fat and it's like really I think it's obscene that guy rides the bike completely wrong to see how he's like pedaling it's kind of ridiculous like his legs are out really wide who rides a bike like that that's funny he actually got it it's like I wasn't expecting that come on you weren't supposed to get it and now a story from my Instagram clipping and nerd clipping a murderer well well well Eliot the alcoholic what a shame I'll get sure loves his bike yeah yep looks like we got another OD here oh poor little guy had his whole life in front of them horse and I love it I love it I love it I caught it somehow you caught yeah Hey % you second baby I really wanted to steal second base a long time ago I tried to and now I actually have a steal second base yeah I couldn't actually do it but I could have it made thank you bro hey mister hey mister hey will you get will you get something for me in there yeah yeah there's my boy yeah you mind grabbing something in there for me no I got a way out here he said I can't cuz I I don't look at me rum or something you know something you can keep the change a little bottle yeah describe me a 12-pack something that you like sounds like a setup or what I don't know a Bud Light I don't know I just don't know the I don't know what's good so whatever you think is good is fine are you sure yeah hello Thank You Man appreciate you keep the change are you sure yeah yeah thank you yo hey dude use my alcohol for a minor huh here's what alcohol for a minor yeah only I'm gonna need backup sir stay right here did you just buy alcohol for a minor no no he's a minor here's what alcohol for a minor do you understand that no do you think do you think that's cool a cool thing to do is buy alcohol for minors do you realize what you've done no just stay right here stay right here I'm gonna have to call in some backup here you're gonna have to stay right here it's a Leroy Sexton calling in yep are you on your way you couldn't tell that he was a miner no it was pretty obvious hey man I'm just getting off work man I man I didn't didn't you see what he was wearing you should have been able to take one look at him and you should be able to tell that is a miner he's a coal miner oh no no no like he's a he's a coal miner is that what is the coal mine who's with you use of wisdom he's a coal miner he's not like an actual miner what are you talking about he works in he's a coal miner he's a miner not like a but he's not a miner yeah this is a prank there's a camera right there and there's a camera in the truck take this money no we're not we're just messing with you man that's what that's what you meant by miner yeah yeah we gonna need a story now finer brother hidden-camera show I'm kidding he's gone so see ya good girl oh my god she's so cute what did you say her name is Paula follow hol up poop on them oh I'm such a good boy all right I'm a good boy all right thanks for letting her pet me well I never thought about before the other day I was driving my truck I didn't even notice the gas light was on I probably drove for over 15 miles didn't even think I was in Mikula I blow this - yeah he's right here yeah yeah yeah yeah hello hello no one's there dude yeah no one let's talk to you really anyhow I pull this door I got just enough gas to make it back home I like put like Tim maybe 10 dollars in shut up man oh hey that's very funny dude what could this be I don't know sincerely sincerely Ross your channel has been terminated Wow so we hung the picture and we just hung the plaque - oh I'm sorry hung itself forgive me my name is Ross I was wondering if I could use your phone to call my girlfriend I just have a bad connection I thank you thank you I appreciate we're supposed to meet out here hey babe it's me they're at the beach north of the blue lifeguard tower we were supposed to meet I love you baby thank you babe it's me hey I'm at the beach are you almost hot here you my girlfriend all right talk to you later babe what did she text or call back you called my mom no my my girlfriend now you called my mom yeah my girlfriend yeah yeah oh yeah my girlfriend mom yeah girlfriend next I thought they know what we were doing first I was so nervous [Music] yeah I got this for you really yeah I got you guys some I can always take home with you oh you work hard yeah we work hard hey I'd be crazy it's tough man [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah well yeah I've just following directions is this where I submit it my parents are still away on vacation settings we can do whatever we want whatever we want whatever we want whoa dude you push that one and I know where to keep the wine bottles too dude I wanted to do this for so long look one for me one for you [Music] that's what grown-ups do that's how it does it how they think Oh blue trim lunch okay okay okay how's that okay okay okay okay love to make McDowell's okay with no pickles okay okay that's okay we're okay okay okay drive thru prank season sir you have a price on your head sorry you make an enemies out here excuse me ma'am you have a price on your head sorry Oh Sam is closed right now we try to go in line they said that they can't take any more people sorry about it we'll just find someone who looks like sanika when we find someone that looks like Santo you can go and sit on his lap and tell them what you want okay that sound good excuse me sir Santa was closed would you mind letting my nephew sit on your lap and tell you you don't mind here sit on his lap just ask him what he wants for Christmas you don't know have you been a good boy how good you got any brothers and sisters you don't know yes what do you want for christmas show me something we good okay thank you sir variety you'll get them something cool Kitty you hear that he's gonna give you something all right thank you sir I appreciate that you're well yeah have a good Merry Christmas that was funny did you hear when you farted on his lap all right hear me we ready glass all right ladies today's gonna be a great workout today follow my lead and you'll be sweating in no time stay low we're gonna work them blues great job everyone you should feel the burn in your glutes right here right all through here if you're not doing it you're not doing it right don't quit I know you're getting tired knees up knees up ten more seconds one and two and three now stretch now stretch you want that Bop your husband you want to be looking good I would like to return this birdseed I just don't know how it works are you supposed to make some water with them no you put them down in the soil or you just stoned out on the ground no I've been trying to grow them for the last couple months and like let's suppose put fertilizer on them me and my daughters have been trying for months and they've got a cage they've been they've been all excited about it and then they do we know what kind they'll be like what kind of know they all fly though it's just it yeah exactly they're just flowers it it grows all different types of birds does get the flowers so it could grow like either a red bird a white bird or even the yellow one this is depending on the season is like the season depending on which Birds gonna grow must make video video jokes we have to make this joke Chris all right it's Monday and I know we have the whole week but we still get away for a later time you know why cuz we made our sugar right cool oh it's Chris Chris it's chris sir you know me I live with you why are you waiting top and give me 20 sir yes sir thank you you walk up [Music] we're just waiting for our server we're excited it's a birthday five six seven today is a special day we're glad you wait and serve happy happy birthday can't believe they make you work you're getting pretty old and we will tell you what pretty soon you're gonna need someone to wipe your big fat butt hey happy birthday Mary and everybody happy birthday what's that such a pretty sunset look there's paint on the ground we're like oh I thought he was talking about real people get to make chickens and order behind me to get the car behind me - can I get a receipt for it - all right that's fine 10:34 hear that guys thank you Oh Susan I've paid for that this is left is mine strength alone was that thank you oh excuse me this is mine I paid for this yeah here yeah I have the receipt yeah I paid for this and this draw - thank you excuse me sir do you have any extra food oh you don't yeah I'm sorry man here you go I'm I'm good so you don't you don't have any extra food the wall oh no I'm sorry here you go thanks you don't want any I don't but you don't have any oh good do you have any extra cash you don't I'm sorry man here yeah what's this well you just said you didn't have any extra cash you don't want extra cash nope I'm glad but no I was getting this for me out are you seriously I was gonna pay for your food and not take it you like chocolate chip yeah catch you in your mouth not the real muffin man that is so funny dude [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] which way is the public beach I think if you just keep going down this way it'll be over on the right-hand side oh yeah I'm sorry I don't have any extra change any spare change or I'm sorry all right like I don't keep any any cash on me I just keep cards on that I would but I just don't have any extra on me yeah I'm sorry I would happily give to you I just don't keep anything and I literally don't have my wallet on me just my key no yeah I just don't have any extra on me the beaches down there because I don't only have a card yeah yeah so I don't have any change that I can give you okay I'm sorry a great place to ask is on the corner on University yeah you should dude it's a green light why are you walking I push the bar nothing happened I walked into oncoming traffic nothing happens what's this order to walk out and kill myself I'm sorry there's nothing I can do I push the button then dad then I cross it immediately I pushed the button then I crossed all right you came out of nowhere I know dude a friggin Turtles ID sir the tiger ideas you anything on you keep your arms up honey Warren hi hey zero 3:49 for divorce what a great deal I gotta get one mom can I get a divorce that's the one on the side of the road holding the sign get your divorce today it'll never work get a divorce 3:49 I won't divorce get the next one free join our monthly subscription get a divorce every month that's so it's such a weird thing to advertise like well I wasn't even considering getting divorce but look how cheap it is I mean come on how am I gonna say you know that we have a great marriage but free 350 good we're at Sarasota and we've seen there's a I know we're doing good with just everything's working perfect for us but there's a sign saying $349 for a divorce and that is pretty cheap what do you think babe it's just so cheap how do you say no to that I mean if we can't turn that bargain down we would have to be stupid to say no to that [ __ ] your wife babe please look we don't actually have to use it now we'll just save it for later just in case I knitted this hi my name is Alex how can I help you today no can you help me find the yarn yarn yeah I've been looking everywhere for it where you you know if they'd have it in the back or something what kind of braids you lookin for bud you look for braids or what seems something what you talking about it's not really yard it's actually string you know if you'd have it in the back I don't however to the fabric section its fabric section that's where it's all gonna be they're gonna have all your yarn all that stuff okay thanks a lot excuse me ladies have you seen my dog I had not seen it it's like a brown like a chocolate lab I have not it's like a brown lab no don't be sorry he's he's at my house I just didn't know if you see him cuz I wanted to show you he's really cute oh no I didn't lose them oh you're so cute that's cute ya know how he's seen a book oh no this is him yeah yeah you mean you lost their son oh no I didn't lose him you sure yeah baby that is so freaking amazing I have two of them now dude Wow and a tinder match me hitting a million subscribers has to do with my fans of course but it also has to do with YouTube provided me the platform to do so they send out million subscriber play buttons I want to send them a million thank-yous so if you get really close you can see the thank-yous it's on all of these pages so so that's actually a million thank-yous that we printed out there we go I'll ship this to the YouTube headquarters and hopefully they'll open it and hopefully somebody will see it and think that it's cool forgot my freaking steering wheel forgot my freaking steering wheel two spicy potato soft tacos does nothing hello y'all be right there sorry I got a meeting I don't have time I don't wanna know wait don't look yeah 3,500 pounds yeah that's probably best to get off here yeah that's probably for the best Nikki it's not when I pull them on the four-wheeler like this are you having fun listen weed Joe we just got a great return for all the blueberries we're not gonna reinvest it now we're going with the bananas this time that markets on its way up yeah what do you what do you say what'd he come back with no listen I'm not giving them a strawberry the the two properties each are only worth 800 thousand bananas each there's no way I'm giving any more than that no what about the tomatoes it doesn't matter no you invest 50% of them the other fifty you can do whatever you want with put them in some long-term and not going any lower that you can take it or leave it find somebody who will switch brokers that all right follow fine I'll take 500 chocolate-covered strawberries instead but I'm not moving on the banana price it's either six thousand or nothing what kind of idiot keeps all his bananas in one bunch you got to diversify put some into BTC or you can give me six thousand bananas either one I'm not no I'm not right we're gonna put this on this door here ain't nothing it leads to nowhere we're just shown here so we get someone to fall for it okay he's going for it he went in [Music] what is he doing he's just like looking around [Music] I see fact there for so long I was gonna stay back there what's back there there's nothing back there I'll see let's keep it did you did you find a bathroom I kinda this dude says I just peed on the floor where'd you go and spot it will happen on hallway and the no toilet just where my name is Ross Jess gonna meet you how did I go on good good what you guys up to that yeah siesta school like the main beach I'm good for now Thanks there's my wingman Chris what TV can let is trick flops vol.1 I'm a professional flip flop flipper right where do you think it is a lot of time you get a bottle cap though maybe no way someone lose one oh listen so ring oh snap oh my gosh is that finger dude that's a is that what I think it is that's a ring oh my oh god is that a ring after you know after you know after you know I got it no after you dude I got you know I for you know after you know I'll go after you I'll hold the door nobody know happy thank you no problem no after you I'm not no go ahead you're you going no oh yeah there you know I told you I'm going in after you I'm not you're not holding plumbing I'm gonna hold it for you after you you should come put these on me like this like this all right I'll just hide in these bushes and then wait for somebody and then try to scare them can you say meter no like a my head and well enough air horn well hiding in bushes prank though I do say light myself on fire and then I'm a burning fish and pretend to get really scared okay got him oh dude just let me be a gentleman and then I'm not going in with you holding door for me oh yeah do a walk-through go ahead after you shell use those all right I told you it will compromise before me after you perform it after let me hold the door for you dude I'll let you hold it but then I'm gonna grab the handle and you walk in there not walking right up no no no now I need your IDs before you leave there you go IDs IDs come on out let the door shut behind you raised in a barn understand what very good yes sir all right you guys here you go yes all right that's how good night gone sir these two your ID before you leave all right hold you sir how old you do 626 so you have to be under 21 to leave yeah yeah I've asked you to go back in you can try the front I don't know hey catch anything what you got man pull you got on Oh Gucci not Gucci now this one here you can hold the door you can hold the door open it up after you good now I'll hold the door and you go in here you go end up no after you I'll hold the door out for you right now you go in they for me before me after them they come out then you go in where you'd lunch and this homeless people come up to us and they're like you guys have any extra change like hello do you see my car you really think I have any extra money [Music] [Music] we're doing an elevator pitch you hold it I hold it and you get on the car what's up oh you want to get on the car to be careful okay you think they make these roll or something yeah they're so strong well I couldn't afford that one so we just gotta work with this one well they should make a store where there's wheels and all the products so that you don't have to carry them up I've already been in there before so you can go in when I hold the door and it'll still be after me I'm not going in there unless you're in there like I'm well that's what I mean I have been in there so you can go in and know that you're being polite because I've already been in there so it'll be after me not yeah it doesn't make any sense 2013 is something I'm looking for something like this because anything 2011 and below doesn't have those seats that fold into the ground you know could you show me yeah I'm mainly interested in this back here Oh stone go there you go has it had maintenance okay I could basically sleep back here good that's awesome right on you know if there's a in here if it's Bluetooth or how many 9595 oh I don't know should I finish would go for something lesser than that this is my vehicle I brought into the lot I'm playing with you man you're so kind and considerate ma'am you got me I got you look but hey I know that I took a lot of your time doing that I want to give you a commission as if you did you know solid vehicle this is 200 bucks right here thank you but that's that's what we're up to why do you always got to be the better man can't you just let me hold the door for because I want to be kind I'm just well I just want to be I do too hey Lynette that would be kind of you to let me be kind for you you before me except after seeing me hold the door you can't make a freaking decision we had a seat I made it just said I made a decision time I will hold the door no and I said it first and you're coming up in second and tell me that you're gonna hold the door no now we have to come back tomorrow even one of us keeping Bobby alright dude I'll see you tomorrow hello oh my god I'm so happy I'm here finally yeah yeah oh there's some stuff in here to be 1146 right do you know if it's a long flight put your shoes up on the conveyor belt anything metal in your pockets put up there oh yeah yeah here's my passport - don't judge the picture it's pretty bad bora-bora I've ever been no YouTube ma'am go ahead and step board please ma'am step forward please right sorry start thank you alright where you headed today Bora Bora okay what's beeping over here I might develop my thing okay you don't have any metal on your now I took it off no aerosols in the bags or any fluids yeah okay you're good to go thank you guys all right all right next please I had my ten but Barry was like you got to keep working I was like that's not legal you know hello hey my name is Tony Smith and I recently lost six thousand pounds I used to be the size of a school bus got your helmet yep yeah already call all right here you go you're crazy dude dude you're tuned so fast a little bit far oh my gosh oh nice job dude was that scary then your parents have to teach you so this is the example of TSA Cole's gonna be there too all right come here step up one half a step step back half a step thank you simple watch oh yeah moving your butt wanna see it's too much boob you gotta go it's not funny get out of the airport is it there's metal there no dude why do you got a wire on this is that upon is that a gun is that a bomb is that a gun what kind of caliber is that gun we got it he's got a sniper I love it today I'm Santa Claus and I won't be giving people gifts really really weird gifts and now that they're all wrapped we'll go ahead in the mouth Merry Christmas Oh Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas right Merry Christmas so we made a bunch of fake DVDs florist Gump mission trip impossible the fashion of the Christ pause the fat in the curious silence of the Lamb bows Madagascar starring Elon Musk and Mezen spoderman we shrink-wrapped all of them oh actually I've never seen that pause this one no it sounds like a ripoff of The Passion of the Christ is it for kids yeah this is like the theatrical version that's what I was saying if we could get it on blu-ray but where's our florist Gump have you seen that one yeah I like when he delivers all the flowers to the people yeah yeah well these are all parodies so yeah you know that right hmm these are parodies of the movies meaning they're like this is I've seen this one these are good ones with Tom Cruise this is not really that it's supposed to be the passion of funny ones jaws it's about a shark not about a cat Madagascar it's about these guys here I don't know who that guy is [Music] down set hike I'm open [Music] dude quitting time Edelen call stop that's the last one this yours I like it oh no no the tread looks still pretty nice especially on the back how's that what year is this 9999 yeah how much you letting it go for I know it's hard I put mine up for sale and I took it right down that's not me man I did the same thing with my yeah yeah I put it up and I was like now I can't do it I can't saw it but everything has a price so that's why you put it up how much how much you want I don't know is it reliable that's what I would want to get for it my 500 yeah because I had it up for sale with a trader at one time it's I like kind of the flat black paint you know so play to pray call me I don't know who that is I always wanted to put it on that we're recording a prank video and there we're trying to do a joke with you yeah your wildest dreams the greatest present in the world we have it for you I do yes we're going there right now I know you've been waiting for it so long the hood dude your presents right there it's the one on the left mm-hmm get your present if you don't want it we can return it but at least open it and see what we think all the way about 10 more Christmases and you'll be tall enough holiday now 6 when you're 16 you'll be about maybe 6 foot you can get it on your you can get it in 10 years Christmas in 10 years you have something look forward to yeah of course you can you just got to get them something really important that's not taught in school and it should be as a life skill is forgiveness and the reason for it being for your sake primarily when you're upset or offended at somebody you can't resolve the issue for whatever reason to choose forgiveness actually helps you let go of pain and then the pain stops and not only choose in your mind but when you speak it and you say it out loud there's actually a big difference it's crazy I may be really upset with somebody and in my mind I'm like of course I forgive them but the moment I actually say it does something much more than just when I think it there's a lot of reasons not to forgive people because if we forgive them then it makes what they did to us okay somehow if we hold on to our anger and unforgiveness then it makes them wrong if not to anybody else at least to us they're wrong so they're for some kind of justice is being served it can be a revenge a way to get back at somebody so I get the reasons for holding on to anger unforgiveness and to choose to forgive will remove the anger that you have the pain that you're trying to get rid of the pain that that justice would ease it goes away when you say I forgive this person you may have to forgive them 500 times out loud to yourself when you go to sleep and you start thinking about what this person did to you and you start getting pissed and say I forgive them when you're driving your car and you randomly think of what they did to you and you start getting angry say I forgive them you'll notice the pain start to leave it starts the moment that you say you forgive them you're not gonna hold it against them don't tell them that you forgive them unless they're asking for it because that implies that they did something wrong you're being the bigger person it's not gonna make them feel good unless they actually know that they did you wrong and admit it and then you can say that you free of them the moment that you speak it it'll get rid of all the pain that you have it's a little hack in life it takes the knife out of your back that they put into your back I wish I could listen to all of your reasons for why you don't want to forgive the person that you don't want to forgive because they're legitimate I guarantee you I could understand exactly why you don't want to the way that you feel towards that person makes sense and you can hold on to that the rest of your life because you're right they don't deserve it they don't deserve to be forgiven it is up to you in that sense and if you want to remove the pain from your life forgive them

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Length: 89min 24sec (5364 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 06 2020

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