Hiring a Lawyer to Go to Food Court with Me

it's a very tough challenge what is it we're trying to drink coffee in my hydraulic minivan i won't drop i won't spill a drop i promise that's an awfully hot coffee filled to the brim cheers this is why we don't drink coffee in the car dude you said it and i just didn't listen as usual i thought we had cupholders my mom's gonna be pissed my parents are gonna kill me and like went in my nose and everything so you get more coffee you're stoked dude all you got you ruined your new shirt it sounds like it's dead yeah it's dying already yeah it just gets heavier though dang dude a couple days charge just so we can hit switches and it's already poop and that coffee really did he never drink coffee before so it went right through him i remember the first time i drank coffee did you like take a step in oh are we gonna go on a race well uh i'll give you a head start because you're handicapped i'm not even on full rabbit mode eli get the ramp so i can go up here oh it's a mercedes now it's almost a lincoln yeah we probably can get that oh it's the wheelie bars preventing it here i'll have these and you grind it okay thank you uh cole you just told me so i don't uh fall off yeah oh there we go there's this we got we just got it full throttle it is it is full made it so unfortunately i got to go to food court today guys so i hired my lawyer brett mcintosh he's came through for me in the past and we're just gonna see the best deal i can get good afternoon my name is brett i'm here with my client mr ross um and we'd like to place an order we're really what we'd like to know today is just what's the best deal that you think you can give us we make a really good cuban sandwich would you be able to make a deal with us this is really he's the first time that he's been involved in anything like this before if we could just for today get three cubans for the price of one would you be able to do that okay okay okay wonderful so what she's saying is she could give us three cubans for the price of one today it's rest hips a locator on this one so uh it speaks for itself the the sandwich speaks for itself but i'd recommend maybe you go for it let me do the talking okay i'm sorry i just i need to speak for him is that the best option is that is that the best offer the cuban versus the chicken for example our most popular pro i imagine this is caveat m tour when it comes to the the chicken sandwich right and then is there a drink involved also well this is very different i'm not exactly sure what it is that you're trying to do you could do like one burger and two sandwiches let me speak with them about that because they're willing to do three cuban sandwiches which is really as good a deal as we're going to see anywhere i think i think we have an agreement yes at this point it's rescue takata is there a form that we need to sign that just says you're agreeing to pay 19.33 that concludes our business with the court today thank you all right is he where is it you can just toss it up here thank you thank you eli package see i'm glad you had a hard hat on if you didn't have a hard hat on there's a chance you could have damaged the package because you're not going so you're not gonna still you're so hard-headed there you go boys there was an option for a longer one i was like nah we don't need it all right now you guys slide down those like oh that looks fun that's a fun slide [Laughter] uh we're doing this as a prank but we really just need club to take a shower hey hey my water got cut off do you mind if i borrow your shower real quick yeah i do okay no way man sorry all right it's okay where are you from me i'm they from florida shower at the pool sorry maybe it's okay yeah i do where are you from still have freaking soap and water dripping off you open the door hey what's up um my water got cut up you wonder if i borrow your shower for a minute shower where you where do you live dude i'm not just like a couple houses down yeah man no you can you can use my hose though we'll try like one more hello hi my water got cut off do you mind if i borrow where do you live like six houses down seven um i don't i mean i would say yes but this is kind of an awkward i'll be fast i won't make it awkward i have an outdoor shower you can use it yeah sure outside showers oh so you used it yeah how amazing would it be if somebody just actually let you in dude she was so close dude like i was like i'll be real quick oh i'll get i'll pay you i'll do anything uh four americanas what size uh mediums fine no that's all oh did you do that on purpose no no they just had that yeah oh my gosh that scared me i was like what just happened to his car you got a dog back there no that's a dog oh no he's got his dog we got a couple dogs i got my dogs do you have a youtube channel oh no okay they're thinking you're like we're thinking about starting one but oh my god [Laughter] so i met charles when he was jumping over the police officers on siesta key so one day i'm with my wife and my daughter who at the time was in maybe fifth or sixth or seventh grade something like that we were coming back from the beach and we're at the coming out of manatee avenue coming off the beach and we come up and the bridge is starting to go up right and we're on the very first vehicle on the first truck sitting there in my pickup truck my wife's sitting next to me my daughter's sitting in the back and all of a sudden as the bridge starts to go up i see this guy just come running by me in a superman outfit and the bridge starts going up and he starts running and i've like since i've been a little kid always thought when i was a kid i used to think like i wonder if i could get my bicycle and jump over the bridge as it was opening up you know and so the bridge is going up and this guy goes running by and he's running up the bridge as it's going up and i remember i'm sitting there and i'd look over and i said i think that's a client of mine and the bridge gets up to it's very pinnacle and he gets up to the top and he gets up on top and he jumps and people are just freaking out and splashes whatever oh it was it was it's up there too i'm like yup that was charles i know that for sure and then but my phone didn't ring the next day or on monday or tuesday so yeah so i figured everything must have worked out all right all right good for him yeah that was a really funny call whenever he told me like you told me the story of what i did yeah yeah i calmed down i didn't go to why am i seeing so many caterpillars lately clapping tillers cattle filters is it a stinging one i think so that's so weird that there's once already yeah that's enough yeah cola eat this poisonous caterpillar everybody will like you does it taste like entertainment you think this tastes funny so the winner project was to get the dashboard in and get all the gauges and everything and then i just built the motor got it painted and finally got it sitting in the chassis wow flat black gloss black with stainless i know you like chargers why did you choose the gto because i found it it's hard to find a muscle car it's sat in the same plots for 20 years i had tarp after tarp after tire paul rotten on it so finally somebody said yes one time my baseball coach he was mad at the umpire and he he argued a little bit and then he said umpire said oh why don't you go read a book and then my coach said at least i can read and then they kicked him out of the game wow i don't know what made me think of that he was a great coach i loved him what's the difference between but he just could not control that temper oh wow you did it holy cow oh she would keep going dude

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Length: 11min 45sec (705 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 12 2021