TOP 100 MOMENTS OF SIDEMEN 2019

hey sister hey sister how do you [ __ ] say it hi sisters Nara ladies and gentlemen welcome to happy Montag me Merry Christmas ksi you silly buffoon top ten but you can't apply and you can't do division only holiday Simon my old chum the only tough this year is your mama [Music] okay well don't do this so each of us have a board with five what do you think the number one is up here what are you a bow cat yeah I don't know lie questions now say what do you mean by by cat oh my god his eyes what does Simon's girlfriend have in common with Christmas Day at the Olatunji household JJ's probably ruined them both and then she probably claims you bring fashion choices so I'll give you that yeah try again to e farm it's racist racist racist right wait let me see if it works for me it's gonna work for you three words bros over robot but look Weez done how are you gonna look you fill it down but you may sort of give you some words of was a really close fight it's good Oh your eyes really very great welcome to the world little baby - Quinn yes so we call it take one video so today we're doing it ultimate challenge where we just do random stuff and find other wins [Applause] - cyber members had dick drawn on their faces Joran step on two members dicks on their faces fear pole I mean you a drunk he was drunk and incorrect [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] they don't have to know commit to the concert hello I'm gonna smash your [ __ ] face here just so you know be aware yeah whenever we love this trip I am smashing I am taking you I could [ __ ] why am I going to South End why am i doing that I'm gonna kick your test so far into your back yeah I'm going back to my seat so would you want me to do right the green Concord I'll ride this there because I've done that when I was five double me the other Harry [Applause] I call this the coma humming huh ah [Applause] I'm almost done I just [ __ ] shoes this beautiful thing crazy a shirt this is Wow like fourth dimension stuff I've got and we've got machine as well so I'm gonna go for the old-school like to West for Tim West what is none the convict's trim what's wrong my mind's living in Nickelback time [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Indian well [Music] [Music] maybe not nor and Earl yeah yeah [ __ ] we always grow in like a tumor oh man yeah my grades are showin okay boomer even if he was a woman Amy Schumer never leave her kid with Vic just a rumor yeah yeah [ __ ] we've always growing like a tumor oh man yeah my grades are sure wins okay even if he was a woman Amy Schumer never leave it just a rumor [Music] [Music] [Music] you're hanging oh my god this is our wages this is our wages yes oh my god oh my god [Applause] [Laughter] please do something okay it's on okay what [Music] Oh work that's right boom-boom someone that had she broke in the door I recommend you copy paste ctrl c ctrl it's wait you've got way what's all this you've got we've got think what this one of these things it's a bed with a [ __ ] like Y I mean longest fingers wait'll I to one [Music] I agree disagree what is the plastic bit on the end of a shoelace hold aglet that is right pick up finish available if you donate on everything I love you donate $1000 and it goes through I'll shave my eyebrows yes so we're in a little bit of a pickle so I didn't know someone was gonna do it but if someone just donated $1,000 on my twitch to shake yeah to shave one eyebrow I do it now [Music] [Music] but you hands off you from good-looking I am absolutely crease in Simon thing dipwad to even he attempted the bicycle kick and he nearly snapped his neck like what is he that could have been so bad he's definitely in a bad state he's lucky not to be paralyzed because that was am a steal and in actually reminds me so much of that one vein um Ethan I'm really sorry to break it to you lad but over half the people on this stage have your my muted on Twitter [Applause] can I ask who's actually eating this I will be tasting you don't need to wash your hands wash your hands with I'll remember this terrible banter suit looks nice it's disgusting don't touch me don't touch me you think I'm scared of them we got paid lunches courtesy of lovely individual lunches ready for this right it's leaves yeah what have you got open it up she giving you give me the water to tell me this now Oh give me like a chicken tikka sandwich oh now he's giving me I would have taken that his food oh you couldn't have told me this before I got on the bus I'm gonna get back to this wall all I have is Jamie it's gin and tonics it's all I have why do cows have whose instead of feet because they lacked toes [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] is v2s double a fake my way well some things are fake oh please do so back in the day I may have faked a few things well now I'm clean [Laughter] look at the zoo I mean it's going to shopping yes oh how are you let's go Herod's Azure yah we're gonna make sure babies now now that we're here I don't want to have a little chat with you just for a minute or two and I want to know do you have a favorite thing of Christmas what is your favorite thing Ethan pigs in blanket oh you're not alone in that one that's for sure just family coming together yeah you post all of my pigs in blankets and family coming together was yours the looks on people's faces when you give them you find that secure to Mikey I get the bug [Music] [Music] [Music] no no no you know what game yeah games yeah yeah I stay there for two minutes two minutes in Bend if anyone else is nori by the way Ethan if you know you end up in the nori bin right now then you have to sell mine on the miner hold your weight on here I do that's it they call me the Ebola this is so stressful because we're disrupting people's days and it's not even a little baby it's a [ __ ] robot this is horrible I've never felt that sick oh my god yes oh my god that's that's that's my that's my that's my oh my god whoa look at the games he's got total Grand Theft Auto on it for it's got AIDS on the tee it's got Ridge Racer bridge race it was my [ __ ] Rayman 3 2 1 go 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 27 28 42 43 44 is publish BBY she got bored of certain views why this is not fair fun me and Simon have driven longer than you ever had I'm like I'm doing mandolin the Wahlberg oh my god Pam restored if I can still of you do what you doing 9 put the keys [ __ ] by the keys the keys in there was doing the keys were the keys the keys down the keys the keys [ __ ] broke the key won't come out now no lip the cuff always made it oh my God he's broke the bone but where's shaggy look how's it houses the key which Simon member grabbed the most balls during the sidemen giant inflatable slip and slide challenge Jesus a sequestered late grab the most balls lose the ball grab a broom who's the biggest ball grabber and are you looking answering locked in mini winter you think you are you think you're the bull grab it was me mate because because I cheated and when the video ended I can't fit more [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay coming to me wait what thank you shoes are given to Papa Tunde come on George oh what a shame she's gonna be Ooty never mind the man is like porn [Applause] it's just just for the record we're using all the tissues we're not like just getting rid of them oh yeah we're not wasted we don't waste I took in the bin okay lads you will be attempting to do the most dabs in a minute the current record is 271 let's get it three two one even usually bang bang bang there's no wait time you had more than even well known either you broke the record anyway never I can't even think about it [Laughter] we've gone 300 years so weird we've died 300 you [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh it's just a bath in a roof this is ba dum boy it's a double bed it could have been a single bed five you though using that same series colour-pop using that magic on a nice little bike ride with the do you have a mate you [ __ ] you go you go for the ride hi dee banging oh no he's gonna come out [Music] [Laughter] [Music] what we're gonna get slapped the face do you eat oh you don't have this if you don't want to this is just what's been put on the card okay I'm how are you I'm no your hair is quite nice and you seem like good fun so if I give you this Rose will you finger my bum I mean the Rose is so sentimental where did you pick this from I only get one you're not the whole thing if you think my bum I'd have to see it first after you know the bum I've gotta know what I'm letting myself in for thank you remind me of your name again Harry Harry where you from Heron Guernsey how big your bum yeah it's got potential to be honest so I've I'm not a massive fan of fingering awful so I'm afraid it's there so no twenty just by that way [Laughter] where you're freezing what country you uh wait what you should turn the [Music] location air so now you fur we asked would you mean Josh knows no absolute my band they're actually in my bare are you in my berry you're wearing the t-shirt yeah you guys frauds you in the gym working out but yeah you needed your fat [ __ ] I can't see the kinesin squeezed into any other day he's just said you look like I'm freezing no he's taking out like a Japanese gonna be a pop pop a footballer mal beanie ask I don't want to works right yes okay no not high levers on the box mm video and hey all right come on who's gonna do be nice and who should I pick [Music] is a high number there's gonna be a low amount in there I think this is all right number 11 [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] you seem to know something [Music] street wages either I ain't gonna go over it tonight [Laughter] [Laughter] Hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] boom archival philosophy wonderful work okay I am NOT Lamborghini Lamborghini pincher you see me in [Applause] sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry yo don't [ __ ] it on what the [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] you one time we stalled what the [ __ ] how do you circumcised a hillbilly [Laughter] [Applause] that's not even the punch you kick your sister in the jaw oh oh it's getting very hot but really hot the hottest getting fun is that someone is that someone wiser no it's just a guitar [Music] to recreate the selfie are you boys ready yeah start in 3 2 1 [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] JJ wins even when he's in a village we brought you everything with we spent so much money on you stop crying stop crying [ __ ] this man I'm done with this I can't be bothered [Laughter] ready yet you can look in the video they all hated that you weren't like smart enough so we very small I've never seen them like that was the right way he takes smart place this is why I imagine color to school [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] yeah yeah over to my browser just wonder avoid and Anders yeah yeah with a cheeky designers eyes 2019 Yoshida crawled around those crazy and this [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] our next contestant bit better the last one it's not great it's a UH you switch on the case is on once he's a brother of Skepta and a soon-to-be dad over me right on the main welcome i watch this video so I'm gonna see myself one what did he cover you on why Jamie what kind of forever [Applause] [Music] hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and we'll candle forever hello I'm Ethan I'm 23 what kind of with more passive what kind of robot [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh yeah why is that coming out now I look at you girl so I knew he was gonna say my where are you 27 yes so what happened what happened the thing is when you were like 19 and I was 23 I literally still call me really old yeah cuz it's the difference in age like what is relative for me to you know 27 you know yeah if you walk into old people's home then say you're young yeah the same old people and he's saying the side minute old they all be general yeah to our younger selves but not relative to our future selves side mango in 15 years no we're on our last legs should I get a cheeseburger yeah and the large fries yeah and another cheeseburger yeah and another loss fries and another cheeseburger yeah and another loss fries day too yeah and another cheeseburger and another loss fries yeah day sleep and another cheeseburger [Music] [Applause] oh yeah oh okay you know they say once you go black [Laughter] [Music] thank you so yeah fun without off for [ __ ] sake [Music] in the car we will scream once we reach outside the car foreigners 45 days and 923 megabytes probably no they haven't had a gig yet deodorant links Africa you open the other one nothing [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] ksi won a boxing fight against which other youtuber is it a toast Miller come on be a zoella holy cut it up see no fella ordy Joella who do you remember I let's let's talk about this ok so some kids I [Laughter] so I know what happened right ok I let you got beat up it definitely wasn't that fella dude Tony smell oh no fellas not enough I'll take that tastes mellow right Oh smell huh yeah Salwa nah i think i'll she's the female yeah I knew that ok so that's definitely definitely not that because I don't hit women only love them consensually yes was the third one it was like when I felt no feather but then that would make sense because I fought someone says godly Joe well oh happy - I know your game with Pedro Ella do it one mr. right answer boys 400 pounds for the sake of our charitable donation I'm praying these be a blow oh wait what before happens come back after the break whoa Simon that's a really good shirt Thanks where'd you get it from sad man clothing calm and the first hundred people to use the code areola gets when he presenter [Music] [Music] [Music] oh my goodness what's happening box at me [ __ ] why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella on your life and I am gone Oh drizzle oh yeah if you see other light Seidman I know if you know other cyber members where anyone else on the camera yeah yeah I see a into film here oh you again monkey I don't know Matt whoa whoa whoa Ethan are you good Ethan are you good hey take control of your mind monkey yeah don't do it again this one is from Alex he says you look like Randall when you AV reveal yourself come on Toby yes tonight Matthew I'm gonna be James Charles look at that look at it what's the matter yes stop you have to look in the mirror I think I've done it does is gonna be the day that back to you [Music] feels the way I do about you now can I be my [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] hello singing Japanese what am i looking and press that yeah what's that come on do the accent I can't be uh I can fix this [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] how can you screw up dessert is not it's gonna be it's gonna be a spare I'm very sharing like a cookie that's liquid you can't see that desert once again boys I don't want to get our hopes up too high but judging by the area we've done this before we've done this exact same thing before and then we did not end up houses look at houses Harry has put a word I can't say on camera through composure you keep composed you know people are throwing bags around the place anyway they got champagne if that's apple juice I write just so highly the ends ends of paper ah and guess what we found power posting ports one for worry too don't know I mean look at look at a number plate Percy there we go look up ends ran out but now on the top line we've done this line we need to find three things you do on a date masturbates [Music] [Applause] [Applause] I'm at the yellow trunks me [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] the back door needs to be as commie they just ruin his life you've got time so record something funny [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] alright JD thinks that he could break the world record which means he'd have to get over 75 every 15 seconds take it away 3 2 1 [Music] fifteen seconds [Music] Leone coward regulation ones even you stinky gnomes why don't you shower for once who got you up to wear a vest we don't want to see your pasty back chest GJ Logan is gonna lamp you and I'm gonna have to get a maverick tattoo the boxing skills are not gonna get you far I saw a nice all geared nearly beat you in a spot he's a fat little man he's not Logan Paul and unlike you he's over six for tooling once we're in the face the puncher in the clinch Toby's dick is about three inches many mentor sat next to me have you ever seen it human that lanky I don't know what to say it's just a shame their hair is going great got a heart attack soon someone get a nurse I'll have to do a portal karaoke in a house he likes kids that he can talk to the big phony town frizzy looks like my little pony fouseytube has no hair on his head right scum channel is dead I don't think there's anyone else left the passo please pull over let me get off the car [Laughter] have a we get it bazinga you lost weight big whoop some of us have self-control not 260 kg in the first place a few jugs you haven't cured cancer no fluffy handcuffs but that's about as far as it goes did you choose just come on [Applause] [Music] names frizz eyebrows if give them that's not what's up t know you give em one and the forest so we have slugs sure you just got monkey swinging inside you get you stand on our car we stand on yours to justify please tell me you had that [Music] Oh mug how much Grey Goose to the of Canada gracious done we want our content keep going no keep going God that made you deserve I'm sorry [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] no no this side is comfy this side is polls polls and boxes rustle evenings wonderful people to look at yourself in the mirror Jesus and right now I'm making it clear clearly these people don't know where they're going and lately I feel like a man with the met I got this [ __ ] up and well you could give me the word and trying to follow Mike don't you know I don't know your name back in your training per week - this is what I believe comes out of your penis when your uncle rob ooh have you seen any dogs anywhere no Crampton that but a masterpiece so can you guess movies yeah Josh on the left well this is Josh it says NRK bro yeah yeah that that's that's Ephraim with the Flex he's got Dumbo yeah Harry sat on the ground saying kick down and this is top says care we've got because a coffee brown you know we've got case I'm gonna are punching to me flying this why my legs so fat bro yeah look that says your vision your cargo I love that I love that yeah yeah so look at that dog file oh damn oh that's lit it was something [ __ ] what is that bro you good fun what are you I'm a fish how are you a fish a mine swimming in it [Laughter] [Laughter] it's a 3.5 i wuold you with the world's biggest forehead [Music] so undeserved stupid ugly so we need and [Music] why is he wearing a bandana toby is the only guy that I know that could pay for a prostitute and still end up in the friend zone the award for best youtuber of 2018 probably the best award of the night goes to okay david dobrik yeah no lettuces david dobrik it can't be a dope I'm sorry if david dobrik nowadays unfortunately he can't be here to accept his award tonight so on behalf of david dobrik i'd like to accept it thank you very much David the next award I'll be presenting is sidemen the sidemen worst personal channel and the nominees are others I'm excluded for little amounts to I miss falooda from the department because I'll both the [ __ ] same right it's circle the tied vote is better winger why are you pretending like you someone's cool sorry I ever meeting who is a delivery your fat [ __ ] [Laughter] my new favorite and to read this [Applause] oh it's funny cool already read it before basically I'm going to go for the 99 years yes [Applause] [Music] back in the day with [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] out of all the people in the world tope gisle was the last person whose shower you want to break lord help us all I went to Seidman meet-and-greet and my god you can smell him from a mile off my dad is now you'd be looking down on us he's not dead just very condescending [Music] [Music] I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm very impressed [Laughter] [Laughter] what you do [Music] hey let's not be probably just get your number honestly just perhaps a bit more come back do it again all right okay no another day love it's me I went right down the wrong [ __ ] no your word is poker to do this Wow that flower is poker - Denise yo who wants some free money let's go yeah Wow let's go baby yeah free cash yeah yeah baby let's go I'm really good ivory the Ruby was amazing thank you bro thank you well changing this is for your mother [Applause] you need a big knife for Bali this is look um you know I love all the sidemen videos particularly the hide-and-seek ones I couldn't help but notice though how good Ethan was suppose he got it from his dad who made this burger that bag was so good everyone gets a buggy oh thanks for everyone yo and so on Toma yo amazing amazing amazing everyone yo yeah that was the best in my life Simon that's definitely not [Laughter] [Music] the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking funny text ball I wasn't quite sure how many insults to write today but Vic text me I've got it here actually he said hi mate bring as many lines as you can but don't let the others I'll [ __ ] was from her eh looks like looks like he looks hideous Jesus looks like 65 mm that smells like 65 let's just let me stick it at mr. game it's bronze it's dry fully this thing's long no bear in mind that's the thinnest part you get anything into the thickest part because that's what you want to make sure is undercooked that's a little under did you turn your up and down after the first half an hour yes it might just overcook these bit but that's fine long nails gonna be amazing our meals gonna be the best I'm so good we're the best chefs brother brother so does they turn up and down does he turn them down it doesn't [ __ ] say it vogue listen listen we don't we don't keep it now we don't keep it now we're team we save it with the grape you know what I like crispy turkey dough I like crispy turkey I like crispy turkey you've got incredible eyes and a beautiful figure ksiolajidebt what have you done shut up what is this a mouth what's this today don't move it you put this to shop first then the rice violation infrared interpretation improvisation improvisation voltage what are they humans living on this square r square look I know you're ticklish and I'm not so back up just make the food make it good why didn't Moses eat the banana why didn't notice eaten a banana he bruised it a few hours in the kitchen it comes down to this salted food have tried both dishes it's now time to reveal the winner of the sidemen Christmas cook-off over to you it was so close the blue team had some of the most exceptional elements [Applause] and then 23 and I'm a number one best-selling author we all this green is in Oh hold it now screen Nick you'd like to reveal he went for a JJ because he didn't answer any questions correctly you wanna [ __ ] fight me do you wanna [ __ ] go whoa whoa jeez outlet see what okay Josh let's just see who you things got the tiniest time for Vic and I put 3.5 inches of the [Laughter] guesstimate so be glad to reveal you guys the tardies toddler in your opinion I've gone for mr. baby carrot Oh interesting Nick unfortunately you have the tiniest Roger and we'll see you next time this point is to be going home this early I got all my questions right is the gayest one in the Seidman blink blink blink [Music] [Applause] it was appealing to me before I think because when you're younger your your sense of humor is like oh that was loud that's funny fluency transition until no he's going to transition into like semi adulthood you start to realize like oh maybe that's just not for me anymore why you yeah that guy's so happy he has pubes you see the way just means but I know I'm an adult now I watch people like rice gum just totally rad no one uses bad not even losers when you're kid laughing so funny but now mortgages money and stuff what are your thoughts on Teddy's Channel please go see ya we go they're off he's our first strong start yeah from bazinga good god busy is so fast that's incredible I'm faced off to check if the lines far away but no the lines closer than they thought I've seen some really bad men in black yes so I'm a teen in three weeks still a [ __ ] virgin law I struggle with body image I'm fat ass how does JJ embed Spanish to lose the way run car tired go on run calorie deficit who explained well you same starve yourself no it's a calorie deficit not so what's a calorie deficit leg so work out work out what your basic metabolomic a graze which is how many calories you burn a day just pretty much sitting around doing anything and knock off like 300 to 500 supplement that with some weight lifting their stuff and eat less yeah just yeah I said you look how much cheaper that don't put much in your mouth was right when you say starve yourself because if they don't do exercise then they just have to not eat no key burn like free basil you burned you've got 2,000 something to just if you have to wake up and see to it okay oh oh oh try this who cares about you know getting fit or working out just get rich and famous and then you get plenty of [ __ ] question number five what do cows drink is it a milk B water will see coladas hey no you [ __ ] the best way anyone who's lost 50 grand in their entire life you couldn't write this as well I I saw that on one of young fillies videos it was one I spilled milk or he said it his chest as well see ya it's time to go [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm a sideman now so I've met Jade JJB job what Aaron he's gonna be Logan fit it's February kind of flop when there's a luminate really gonna drop so I rich cuz I'm irrelevant on Twitch and Facebook's call me a crown trust me bro you're the paramount if it disagree Allah sound piccolo will give you a panther face oh my god how bad it tastes I know this is quite cheesy but if hit this I might join Weezy not good why my mind JJ Buckland heard my mistake you would the kind it don't matter it's what the shop we've no mind pop not incident it's ok bean Hinson's do hunt ok don't worry all of you turn on anyway [Music] [Laughter] I'd like to write a track one time I wouldn't be Eminem but at the ISO JJ to that wing that that's why my only dream to be winning side Ethan Bob here so lot I'm a huge fan this and the boycott I don't my mates one experience people say orange yeah that's just who young K so I was good too but only Voltron it's literally Goku so I do one more birth yeah I'll carry on for a minnow put Weller in the bin I'll keep messing up because I know that's pretty sure Teddy's a virgin to be I'm a trying Lauren it gets easier to keep going drug movie for life my watch is dead I've got no wife I'm rockin in bed you haven't ended up yet I'm not relying that's feeling sad oh yeah yes I'll get something bad I know I'm just I need her back is it you have a secret careful teach there are no police no seriously JJ do you but Maria item silent whisper rap or not a pilot not relied that's going it's good when Tory Lanez called ok - it's alright hope you liked it bye my opinion it was Karla shots with Toby I love you bro if you're weightless great yeah Josh's earnings oh no this discord was fate you actually see yeah thanks don't shut one on again sorry is it off it's a lot it's a lot you're right hello how are you hi I'm just taking a step back a lot to practice magic in my spare time oh cool you didn't do that one it usually it usually my name's Ethan [Applause] [Music] look behind us make the behind us oh my god look maybe sees next laughs I need to get over for you you like that yeah how did you get here before us Oh bro JJ there's a [ __ ] punch and exercise bag thing this ball there's another pool wait oh my god I put my clothes as well I put my gloves I bought my gloves there's two pools why would you mean this only to know I've never seen grass so green so so nicely thank God for nice and me with Josh nice in me of the switch so best video of the bunch well it's gonna be one of the two bangers I'm going where I would have said $100 for 10k but we drank alcohol on the bus so bad for you I'm gonna go with Crawford chance cuz I you know I saved you guys I made that a bangle DJed in here bro [Music] [Music] [Music] a Josh [Music] and the Seidman a bankrupt banks watch you guys [Applause] [Music] [Music] I know your might've been lost but loves children

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Length: 135min 30sec (8130 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2019