Game Grumps Laughing Fits Compilation!

don't tell anyone care who sees my outstanding genitals I'm Santa or we're Santa yeah Erin what can I share something with you from earlier today what is it then well I sent you a text anything early in the morning yeah because I have to go out of town for one weekend yeah this month and so I was like I won't give specific dates but I was like do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend your response at 9:30 in the morning [ __ ] Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ [ __ ] dude [ __ ] face book movie [ __ ] Jesus can you [ __ ] believe this [ __ ] you know nope no punctuation random capitalization so I respond I have no idea what we're talking about right now 45 minutes pass I get a text from you goddamn created Facebook and [ __ ] lawyers and [ __ ] right [ __ ] Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat [ __ ] your [ __ ] I can't even [ __ ] believe this [ __ ] and you see this [ __ ] I just watched this [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesse Eisenberg man I respond Aaron you're scaring me an hour passes respond mother [ __ ] you spider-man spider-man you're putting the time [ __ ] putting the time mother [ __ ] build [ __ ] with his bare hands [ __ ] best friend [ __ ] Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired I'm just like no problem man I'll I'll do most the talking at the grump session today immediate link response I'm talking like five seconds later no man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day [ __ ] man you have to be so interested in the [ __ ] I have to say about the Facebook movie [ __ ] dude I just watched a year and a half ago [ __ ] Jesse Eisenberg man he [ __ ] over spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins growing treant resin or did the soundtrack [ __ ] this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I can't think of who the [ __ ] invented Facebook all I could think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the [ __ ] invented Facebook and then in all capital letters two hours later Mark Zuckerberg [Laughter] what's gonna happen when that purple stuff runs out well it's going the SunnyD instead for anyone born before 1990 you're gonna love that joke your friendship I like that enemies like this is the only enemy that like whoa he like jumps right towards you when like you get on his level bro you know what I mean like he'll walk away but as soon as you're like okay bad example you make me so happy out of rage how do we get over there and disgust oh [ __ ] oh alright this time we got it but at this point it's worthless because we've lost more gold you can go ahead and do it okay and do it on your own there is the gear thing we gotta make it again oh it's all on you baby oh there is then jump on and get your fortune [ __ ] wasted my oh good job wow wow I'm sorry well good it's just like [ __ ] robbing a bank of idiot you're all like jumpy and [ __ ] and I'm like you're you're like your [ __ ] driver like drives up it's like get in here's like boom oh [ __ ] oh whoops and I'm just standing here with my hand on my suspenders like well this is a fine pickle [Music] the mayor like yeah if I do say so myself [Laughter] [Music] whoever's can be used to discover hidden areas what is after all this time you find out it's pronounced me gay men kits in it's like me gay men use the fire in the woods never the volume up right for Tom man what what is my life oh [ __ ] never mind oh [ __ ] oh my goodness oh [Laughter] damn Lucci hope you can swim well [Laughter] favorite swimming all so favorite DC [Music] super Ivanych awesome movies favorite art medium also art medium is favorite way of expressing emotions awesome medium is favorite cooking of steak - soft but just tough in the foot hard drop this man is dead oh my god I never want to play another like a little like improv rap song yeah and Barry can do a little just like quick edit of like looking what's his face yeah yeah give me a beat yes my name is mr. Wilson and I'm here to say I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way what are you doing in my basement get out of here [ __ ] gold [Laughter] the game has brokenness [Laughter] no I am not asking them to do any favors for me yeah specifically [ __ ] you what why would you even say that God what if we just [ __ ] one day dude you're so weird [Laughter] [Music] weird man just two bros [ __ ] jutsu what baseball game give each other hot blowies jump and down on the the base paths dude alright never mind I've been hanging out with ninja Brian too much look at you see [ __ ] like that I don't know man messed up you've what if you do realize that I have voice messages from you saying like hey that's an okay it's not my old phone but I'm sure I kept it it made me laugh every time like this a very busy but it's just it's just hilarious that like how quickly we forget I would totally still do that and we're back cuz I have to go I want it rare in the last eight seconds since we stopped the last episode won't be whole and I wanted welcome to Steel Panther okay this is um it's dropping ringing face design your face like a spring Jesus Wow yo yo yo ah [ __ ] [ __ ] yellow baby [ __ ] oh my god Oh will you beat up the car in the mini-game the car shows up he's like [Laughter] [ __ ] adult sounding oh no darkness or whatever man all right you've already see this part everybody but Gollum oh [Laughter] you're getting for now [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] move gotta move it up gotta move it down gotta move it up down up down now percent of the things that I'm saying left left right left right up I mean down up down lift right up and that's how you do cunnilingus you gotta spell out the alphabet with your tongue yep just kept it so that you can think about something else other than look I never got that and the girls all like terrible sex advice on this show like when you're ready for the girl to come make sure you yell at the vision I know it girls like I went to the I went to the Museum of Death and they were like playing all of them oh no like a little theater and I was like cool and we sat there for a while and watch it's a [ __ ] huge oh my god thank you to Reuben clay for it and the Esposito's for sending us this shitty fucked-up [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] shine I saw that all right what if there's like there's like like a guy in the window no he'll be there the whole time using pirate boys we have one patch I [Laughter] oh my god oh my god oh my god hang on there's a connection here you cannot defeat me child oh I am much too powerful for this world even fathom my uncompressible power yeah as if to answer the world sends me a trembling child come on you're doing great [ __ ] sucks no you're cruising right a lot of dying yeah what does that thing do [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] just wore me down Oh God is getting a lot harder I can't I can't get Adam defeating me I go to a party I don't know what the [ __ ] to say to people hey I'm just like a nice coat oh thanks I got it from JCPenney and I'm like aha [Laughter] Mandor is do you still have trouble at parties like with like feeling awkward and [ __ ] yeah of course really well no yes and no because the thing is like you really can't I've read a ton of books and had a lot of practice on talking to people I could [ __ ] give a lecture on how to talk to people right right first and if they stop talking about their Co for any reason on the menu open that book back up you want to stay on the tail okay but the thing is like it's just I'm and I want to get over this and I wanted to try to find a way to get over it but like it's just my personality to just be like intimidated by social situations that's interesting like I'm as confident as it can be if you threw me in a conversation with some Rando uh-huh I would totally be able to talk to the what if they were Mexican what if it's like a Mexican random but well then I guess I'd have to learn a whole new language it's a telephone better not use it who knows what this thing might be capable of I've got no money why I Spit on grammar but it's okay [Laughter] with the side mouth [Laughter] goddamn for any bucket babies all right I'm in girl mode I got you in my closet all right I gotta change my [ __ ] swimsuit cuz [ __ ] man this closet does not contain the gin buck oh man I'm schvitzing so awesome yeah yeah yeah sometimes bad things happen like you get in that job like you answering that voice 1 2 3 ad well monopolies that'll be a big showed up started blowing up building something he's doing it on purpose look here's a letter from it he says he's gonna take us down mark my wolf so fired again and I missed and then I missed again and then I fired again and then I missed and then I fired and then fired and I missed for several hours I missed I missed again fired it wasn't what I was going for so she could pick a fight with him after uber snowball Adam I missed my gun that's my secret weapon I missed yeah she's really something I threw a silver yeah I kinda need to know don't piss me off woman I'll take a swing at you I miss though I guarantee you don't bring it into the sound oh man I reached in the fridge for another popsicle I missed I got the cabbage I put it back but I missed I dropped on the floor long story short missed each of us are going to choose a poem to recite during the event but the cool part is we're also going to let anyone else come up and recite poems to say your ease putting all I say you're shutting down rebooting starts okay slowly were the only ones responsible for the fate of this club if we start the event and each put on a good performance powering down then it will inspire others to overheating I know you do I know we all do and if it all take and if all of it takes it's like oh oh this is that really the first time you're gonna introduce the next tooth for me to die uh Flashman or crash man do you think they hang out more cuz they rhyme and they get all pissed when like somebody mumbles yeah look man what do you think they have a third friend named cash man who never shows up because he's so [ __ ] rich you guys [ __ ] fight in your blue world I'll just I'll just stay here in my money pile I was I was rich enough to have more than 16 colors on screen hey like that [ __ ] [ __ ] cash man damn it - man let's just hang out with ash man he's been through a lot he was he was friends with fire man well you could imagine how that turned out he's been hanging out with he's a beauty contest winner [ __ ] full of himself yeah well ash man was pretty good until he had that falling out with fire man and then he meant splash man oh my everything worked out yeah but he really made him who he what he is now yeah yeah and then his life really like cleaned up when he met trash man and took care of all his [ __ ] super [ __ ] not clever did you did you see what I did there with my splash man you did it I liked it and that's why I tried to follow up with a vastly inferior they all like hanging out together um you know when they go places that they're not comfortable with they invite Brash [Laughter] potatoes that they don't know what to do with they call it's like dude you still got the number of stash [Music] [Laughter] [Music] Oh Oh what did Batman say - Robin before they got in the car in the car oh my god it's a giant [ __ ] flat oh my god it's coming right for you well it's a humpback whale calf punch it to enrage the mother good great Oh changes it's not swimming is its mother yeah I make all of a sudden like the Sun gets blotted out is prilosec commercials yeah if you got burned I'll tell you what you need to go you need to get promotion you know what no that's shockingly like way to fight I mean almost word for word I eat ribs every day and I love it but I tell you what one more thing about how much ribs I eat a lot Proust a brow flip Riley's o-positive he doesn't phrase it like that they live [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] young man there's no need to feel sass I said young man stick your hand in man it's a sickness you see we do not want it here in Uganda in YMCA I do not want it in the YMCA it's a sickness in the [Laughter] dicks like big toys you can hang out with the boys I know a guy named Jesus I asked him hey isn't your name pronounced a Seuss and he said no my mom is very religious and I said wouldn't that have prevented you from having the name Jesus oh that's actually more like a 60-foot plant monster Jennifer dumped me [Laughter] that was you sure to set a story yet recklessly I touched a car that didn't belong to me it was a very nice car a 1978 Bugatti that's not even a real car model I made it up nothing will make me feel better even the victory will be bittersweet well register now at your local supermarket coming up a little laureates card it will save you 10% I'm [ __ ] goddamn [ __ ] [ __ ] my mom's a nice lady but sometimes you know you'll never know the end of that story I'm moving on my dad really likes that I'm doing music right now but he's kind of disappointed that I'm not good at it because he spent his whole life writing music and I've only spent a couple as a child I always wanted to be on who's got legends of the Hidden Temple is one of my favorite shows of all time I always wanted to be on it kind of a consider this continuation of the last story however I have to say I'm very close to beating the goddamn black monster but he's not dying we're not stopping this is happening dad so close like God like a god damn gigolo ready to burst and she's saying no three more minutes please no the green needles will not be the death of me I will continue onward nothing but the death of you I mean there's the Electoral College and everything Ross believes in me Russ please and you've got one more shot oh okay with our losses magic this is the Ross shot this is the one Ross look at this thing it looks like your nightmare Jennifer dumped me yeah as I think it is but your content was entered and sent successfully you go Jennifer call me master they always come back they always come back eventually have I told you one of my favorite [ __ ] Saturday Night Live skits with Will Ferrell no no it's with what's-his-name from Archer I can't remember his name Chris something Chris Kattan no no everybody's not favorite it's something like well the idea is like when this whole internet thing started I thought it was just a fad so by the time I decided to open my law practice there was only one domain name pervading so please meet us at clown penis we're here to help you [Laughter] I feel so bad laughs because it's not your joke oh no it's an amazing joke it's all the way from the 90s okay you would think how much it hurts would make it not funny oh that was absolutely my reaction first time I saw it who says [ __ ] toilet humor oh my god yeah come on hurry up come on this is a real [ __ ] horrible battle Wow I mean are you [ __ ] me I said oh my [ __ ] eyes can't handle this I need the crystal vision don't mspaint me out they make these elaborate animations where like some guy [ __ ] melts yeah and like another guy explodes and then he like [ __ ] flies are on the screen and deflates and then the link comes over and picks up his his dead balloon carcass golly and then he just [ __ ] delete it he gets super compressed and then believe it [ __ ] I can't remember I think we were just talking [ __ ] I'm gonna I'm gonna sound stupid if this was already on an episode but I was like oh man you're like what were you doing I was like you know just [ __ ] jacking it with a [ __ ] finger up my ass and you were like oh my god have you done that it's the best right one finger up the butt and the other one have you tried that it's awesome it's incredible I have not tried that really yeah I've never wanted to either it doesn't it gets gross right I don't know I've never tried well I mean conceptually is I would be embarrassed if I ever did that and set it on the like no maybe [ __ ] curious and like god damn it I'm busy doing stuff on my butt for pleasure if it was led up by oh yeah to me with an entire arm oh you've got one show did not miss your chance dicks dude that's it this is it holy [ __ ] if you get this I'll be super impressed this that's it that's it I did it I have to overshoot it a little bit yeah I hope this turns back blue the way I got screwed over before tits and ass okay here we go here's a little snug yeah suck it off suck it off my tip off my tips stuck my pre dude you have to eat my prey drink my pre dude I can't take credit for that no no it's all matter right alright well how about I [ __ ] scan the area for wait I'm getting a crucial transmission from grandpa say can't believe getting [ __ ] and eating my own [ __ ] at the same time good job wait baby boy a new costume you've successfully been eaten by a wolf this is your last glimpse final act of Cruelty always likes to eat the face last and use their top two fangs to puncture the eyes what the [ __ ] I said William Henry Taft and then I said Henry [Laughter] dude William Howard so I said William Henry and Henry Howard and you put the two together and what do you get Wow look at this guy Howard Henry Taff he looks like the Quaker Oatmeal guy Barry please put up a picture of him if you hadn't already these guys welcome to island he had a good one where while I was home this past time he he was like hey where can people buy your music and I was like oh you know like digitally usually people get it digitally but I mean with starbomb there's also physical copies and we probably do CDs of ninja sex party and he's like can I can people hear it on spoofy Spotify [Laughter] restaurants on private laughs and cause I'm embarrassed oh my god that was I'd imagine you could father if there was such a thing would be the one place you could go I may be my next dog run through no hole ahead okay then turn left and jump through the hole in the wall to the right yeah go down the hole I'd go down to the door at the end oh my god come on that's certain the right and climb ledge explicit dude the red light coming my god [ __ ] creatures around here man use this bow I'll cover you attack him as best you can that's not what she said but look close enough alone no don't take a selfie right now I got him there's no time you gotta make sure I get this one this is gonna be great you are such an ass this is gonna be great on the mantel losing [ __ ] precious life economy back its Ganondorf when am I ever gonna see Ganondorf again what are you a Japanese tourist it's [ __ ] alright here we go done Wow haven't been going through this game without getting hit at all yeah cuz you've been swinging your [ __ ] sword with a half screen arc in all directions [Laughter] that dinah purpose no more Prakash seems subtly game got suddenly hard use your ax use your distance shot no Aaron Aaron [Music] it dude I don't have it bubblegum shoot his fit no it does not note to self bubblegum does not stop bullets that's call Jagger I'm doing my [ __ ] best oh this is probably like the best I've ever done in any game is that right because just the level of hardness three [ __ ] times it wasn't dying I think I smell a really consistent lingering like garbage scent we can't confirm that didn't deep sharp myself let this episode I don't know what number this is per Otis go down in history as the game a quintessential game Graham's episode where you got so grumpy well now I know that if I get so angry I can sharp myself next time defense does this count as a guest rooms let's just wrap this up so you can go take care of that situation which don't know unnamed but I just got a green Bell I know I'm really kicking ass now do you know what when you shot yourself yeah everything else has to go on the back burner I realize you got a sweet powerup in this year why is he like rolling with this crew you're way cooler hanging out with these herbs I don't know this is a Jersey term yeah like a loser I made it here all by myself aren't I brave what do you think oh my god you go back to the brotherly hey hawk he has a message for you I'm proud of you here's an orb in the name of the goddess who is this guy that keeps doing this I don't know why you felt the need to shoot me with arrows I'm literally just sitting here forever sweet release I have to sit here for another thousand years oh my god all kinds of scenarios they're like like Zelda's I think you must protect the travesty link you're very [ __ ] carefree with your era how about a little [ __ ] discretion it's too [ __ ] funny as the stake why I couldn't take it the state back do you take this woman to have it to hold this lawfully wedded whatever [ __ ] marriage I do [Laughter]

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 2,496,224

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming

Id: MxdSNG5_z7c

Length: 61min 11sec (3671 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 21 2019

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[u/ACW1129]

There are some all time classics here: MARK ZUCKERBERG; "We have a video game show that we do for a living"; "Nice coat"; Stash man...

[u/Geno098]

Wait, didn’t they already do a laughing fits compilation?

[u/GigaBowserNS]

When Dan is remembering the time Arin asked him if he tried a finger up his ass, the compilation cuts back to a Mario Maker moment.

But I SWEAR Dan was actually referring to a different moment. I seem to remember it being right at the end of an episode, right before an endslate. Am I crazy?