Best Channel Moments (So Far!) - 3 Year Anniversary Celebration

[Music] hello ladies and gentlemen whether this is the first video of mine you've watched or the 200th this video will showcase some of the best moments that have happened on this channel so far whether it's something funny epic scenery or just delicious cooking today is the three year anniversary of when i uploaded my first video on october 24th 2017. the first clip in this video is from that first upload but the rest will be in random order so sit back relax and enjoy a seemingly wild creature but in spring it searches for the only vegetation available to sit in in its comfyness and contemplate the meanings of life it is a very an alert creature checking out the smallest noises it is heard that the monty is the only creature that can hear a mouse fart all right we've got 15 minutes of sunsets let's give this one last try i did see a couple fish surface so maybe they're in shell or maybe they're just like regular trout they're just coming out for nighttime feeding but this is a super steep drop off right here and i'm about to give it a try come on let's do it i waited all day for you larry i've waited all day for you that's my first castle that's too good that's too good um so that just happened hey guys monty here i'm just sitting at camp by the fire because it sure is cold outside and if you want to see how i made camp today stick around watch out for those ridge poles [Music] there's something about monty being zipped up in a sleeping bag that warms my soul oh my god monty how you doing he's just like uh well it's toasty in here oh there's a better tree over there it is time to collect some firewood [Music] monty what are you doing in there monty you first come on monty monty monty who wants a treat good boy go ahead oh sorry my nut skin got pinched into my underwear that was a double whammy sorry i don't like to do it but a couple but um i have fake you know drowned before and monty will come out and let you grab on and he'll drag you in [Applause] but i don't like to pretend cause it's mean but i kind of almost want to do it just to show you guys monty oh i don't know if i should it's mean all right we have to show them auntie [Applause] save [Applause] oh me me i'm barely kicking my feet he'd pull me all the way into shore but i don't want to so [Music] monty do you want a treat do you want to go for her to the dog park do you want a tree you want to go for a dog park dog park tree good boy hey dad do you want a beer do you want a beer do you want a beer then we've got some salt not too much salt not too little salt just the right amount of salt here's my jacket it's frozen look at it that's my jacket oh no oh that's the arm it's so crunchy oh man there we go now i just need a few minutes to be able to move around and warm it up [ __ ] oh no well full water now okay oh whoa oh this is a fighter we've got a feisty fish on here [Music] what the heck is this i think this is a pike [Music] oh [Music] oh my gosh oh oh my gosh [Music] that thing was huge so [Music] [Music] so don't worry darth mantius i'm getting you a spot asap i don't look so gloom oh poor guy my buddy uh jake over here taught me my first boundary waters trip that uh if you ever want a quick chocolate treat you just take a pack of hot cocoa and dump the dry powder in your mouth oh thank you okay sneak attack i'm sorry i'm sorry [Music] sophie [Applause] so the worst imaginable thing just happened i was getting ready to take my morning poop you know pull on my pants get ready to drop trout and go to release my dense little torpedo turds in the into the little pot and uh i get what's known as uh severe backsplash there was a stew of decades of people's pee and poo that's been brewing and it just rained up from the ground all over my backside because it was just full of water and i looked down and it was brown and i want to believe it's the tannin but this water is clear that water is dark brown this is one way to ruin a perfect day to start off that way oh i don't feel clean anymore well i didn't feel clean before but i don't feel clean now anyways let's eat some oatmeal probably gonna have to do all this what do we got you gotta process it no that's what you said i said i'd process some of it no you said you processed what we brought back some of it i'd share the processing duty i don't even want a fire to be honest let's not have a fire don't know how i just did that [Music] oh yeah let's zoom in on that look at that this spaghetti delicious looking spaghetti what do you think monty i'm sorry to do this too but you can't have it it's got mushrooms and onions oh it just looks it's like a perfect consistency just like spaghetti you stinker cereal is really easy to prepare for those of you that don't know how to prepare cereal i'm going to show you how you get your bowl out you dumped your lucky charms in oh yeah look at that what is the saying they're magically delicious is that what it is then to finalize you just dump your milk on top oh oh that doesn't look good the heck oh it's chunky looks nasty i think the i think the milk might be a little spoiled that's only expired by like a week i think monty wants my chunky cereal i don't know i don't want to waste it but here goes nothing it's just not that good good boy my teeth are ready roofs you'll get the other one no monty go get the other stick no no guys what are you doing hey what do you do you gotta work together you're drowning each other ruger oh my gosh geez had somewhat of a mishap with the camera and i hope this is all being recorded check it out [Music] i don't know how well the gopro picks this sort of stuff up but as you can see this is what i was talking about on my dslr that's ice i don't know i don't know if it's picking it up very well but that's all just a layer of ice on my lens you can see there's snow and wetness all over the camera the mic is completely coated oh life's always way more fun you got two nut cases around yeah [Music] you know sometimes you just gotta eat oatmeal naked while staring over a beautiful lake in the wilderness [Music] well wearing crocs only crocs so what we're having for dinner is plain green cabbage so healthy mmm you know there's nothing better than cooking a good meal when you're out in the woods there are toads everywhere monty it's just this is a toad in our tongue see him see him sorry you tilted your head to my fart okay now i've gotta add some magic to that one oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh [Music] sorry monty oh this okay [Music] he's enjoying this oh you like this you like this party i think he likes this okay okay won't stop he's just a grony teddy bear oh [Music] oh it's too much it's too much [Music] oh no hey you got a fish you got a fish you got a fish get over here hurry hurry you got a fish i'm bringing it if you don't get over here go for it what are you doing over there oh oh i can't use his left-handed what is it oh dude it's a nice chunky smallie [Applause] oh oh yeah oh dude no no see the fish [Music] it snapped your line what like a 20 inch smallie are you serious yeah i wasn't kidding no oh my god dude i wasn't kidding at all no way yeah that thing was huge up no i swear to god you should have said i'm dead i screamed dude you got a fish and i was like i'm bringing this thing in i heard i thought you were throwing it in the wall no that was the fish flashing i got it to shore and it took off and snapped the line that i'm not even kidding no i'm not dude it snapped the line right here i was not kidding jay was 100 sure that you were no your pole next time say i'm not [ __ ] with you well you already tried oh i thought you were so nonchalantly just like nah i was like no he's not going with me i'm not falling for this no i mean what was i going to do right now hold on if you want proof we're putting i'm going to replay the video did it splash did you get it near the door at all yeah i saw it i had it almost in my hand and then it took off and snapped the line he legitimately didn't believe me i'm just going to do like this [Music] don't move your chairs [Music] oh man oh that's too good my bad how is that comfortable [Music] i mean his his face is like wedged into that stump underneath that log how is that comfortable [Music] hey ruger don't my little bloodies look like boxing gloves get back over here fight like a man [Music] stop it you know this is still it's the kitchen i don't know if my voice has ever squeaked like that ever that was bad oh man that was that was a let's replay that one kitchen catching catching catching catching catching catching catching catching i found themselves at the enjoyable end of a couple sticks are you guys having a good mosquito on your nose monty ruger what are you doing what are you doing you little puppy are you teaching them how to play with sticks monty you're getting just nice and dirty for the tent aren't you honest to god we did not make them sit like this monty just picked this spot and burger came and curled up right in them these two beautiful little brothers passed out the hard day's work it's so precious i can't help it yeah we got a late start again today this is full so i've been a long time this guy thinks if he creeps closer to me no now i know they like to be more shallows when it's cold hey guys i'd just like to take a minute to thank my dad for finally once in my life providing me a normal birthday with just my best friend rooks he's just gonna make me a delicious bacon cheeseburger and no shenanigans so yeah i just oh i appreciate that just want to let you guys know [Music] mighty ruger come here [Music] surprise [Music] why why have you done this there we go that's what i was looking for [Music] ah [Music] don't burn your nose are you gonna make a wish monty make a wish i wish you would never do this again just kidding gonna make a wish monty okay we're gonna cut the cake we're gonna cut the cake [Music] want to give it here whoa [Music] monty you're threatening me with that stick i don't appreciate that [Music] what a little monster i love a little that he clunked me oh my god [Music] wow i think i'm going to pump the brakes here for a minute and split some because i think we should have enough i've cut off 12 pieces we needed 48 total to make it from noon to noon if i do six an hour right because six six times wait six six every two hours ah so b 12 x 6 is more than 48 isn't that why is my math so wrong okay we'll cut another couple more and then we'll split let me just make sure that what's going on here was it six every three hours so an hour and a half three logs that means three hours six logs three hours six hours three so we do 24 divided by eight no wait six logs three hours we need to do 24 divided by three because it's every three hours so that means we need eight rounds of logs times two i give up why am i even bothering it's this stupidest simplest math problem i'm going nuts ruger i'm going nuts i am having the word biggest brain part of my life right now six logs every three hours that'd be eight rounds of six logs six times eight forty eight that was so simple i was right the whole time and then i've got some homemade venison sausage from back in 2017 me and funk cars at this and we made it i i mixed it myself [Music] so that is all there is to making this beautiful delicious venison sausage [Music] main thing you just want to survive outside is keep busy now you guys will come up with a nice ostrich name here maybe if i got it from this angle quincy the ostrich his name is quincy very proper yep quincy the ostrich it it looks like a really weird ostrich well it's almost like a oh no there it goes no more ostrich you're doing great [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh oh man may the treats be with you always come to the dark side my name is darth montes i'm sorry that could have went bad i could have pierced my nut sack [Music] i got larry i waited all day for you larry we were doing this before you know he's over the boat that's my first cat right i'm pretty sure it was the exact same fish because if you look at the size of the first larry they got away and then you know you add three years and then you look at the size of the layer we just caught it's definitely goes with the rate of time and growth and that you know proves that that was the exact same larry that got away [Music] [Music] we just pooped [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] huh [Music] [Music] it's okay monty [Music] it's okay [Music] monty [Music] [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] um [Music] oh [Music] it's toads you can see like 30 toads right there [Music] so [Music] so so so [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so so [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] there's all these dragonflies that are popping out of their shells oh wow look at that that's kind of creepy looking i like just saw him like pushing he like came out farther than he was that one right there yeah wow about to come out there's one right there that's what they look like you oh you can see it's coming out of that one that's crazy i've never seen this whoa everywhere look at that this one this one's coming out oh that's so crazy the birth of a dragon the birth of a dragonfly it emerged from its shell that's crazy [Music] yeah they go from that where you saw them crawl out and they extend their wings to sitting like this on the rock oh and it just took off look at that this one's trying to take off too it's crazy yeah they just extend their wings and then they're all around there and they fly off man i've never seen that before man you can see this one it's it's just shooting its wings out slowly it's kind of creepy if i i should have set up a that's just crazy [Music] [Music] uh so okay so so [Applause] look at this sunset what a gorgeous sunset oh man uh dammit um [Music] so [Music] um [Music] closer closer closer closer too close perfect i want to hear that again dude don't lose any stew here holy [ __ ] hmm yeah is that really quiet [Applause] holy [ __ ] you haven't done you ever been hunted before you guys made me think it was crazy this is such a wool pop or about wolves right now okay so when you want to cut up mushrooms extra thin like this there's a special way of cutting them up um but i figured out it kind of makes it it's kind of cool and it's quick and easy and when you're trying to get you want them super thin for the the pudgy pies because if they're thick they won't cook through and they'll kind of just be super mushroomy so i found a special way to cut them up you flip them upside down just like that and you actually you take your knife and you put it upside down and then you just take it and then next we've got some mushroom smash smash rooms classrooms oh one sec i need to grab someone in my backpack my mushroom brothers and sisters today we must unite against the common animal do we stand down get smashed to bits and be cooked into deliciousness or do we run away mushrooms okay oh what the heck did my mushrooms run away again dang dab it here mushy mushy machines you're smashing smashes smash smash smash good job monty look at this dog [Music] like i was saying he's oh no what could have caused a hole yeah i don't know what happened nobody did anything wrong but what happened he popped my air mattress ruger pop punk sleeping pad monty are you still there here's what you had to try the only way to the only thing that works say do you want a t-r-e-a-t you want a tree oh okay he's alive [Music] foreign [Music] oh [Music] okay [Music] the michael is a peculiar creature we are watching closely to see what the michael will be making for breakfast i'm gonna be making some pie the joshua is also a peculiar creature he peeks his head out to tell us something important meat rocking my son in a hammock i'm rocking my son in a hammock i'm going to rock just keep like a baby oh yeah but yeah as i mentioned i'm giving this stuff away so i'm going to try to be as gentle as possible and not get my mouth all over this hey oh yeah our chunky lime cilantro salsa guacamole all over that fish oh look at that beautiful piece of meat oh add in our crispy hot bread and that right there is a lobster creamy lobster linguini oh yeah and that right there ladies and gentlemen is some delicious food oh my gosh oh my gosh squiggles okay okay add in the baguette [Music] and the fork and it is time to piece oh yeah oh yeah they are they're pretty ooey gooey oh yeah that is going to be so good oh man let's eat oh yeah oh let's just we could we should take a picture because it looks pretty but we're just gonna mix in that oh that rice is gonna absorb all that juice there we go oh yeah it's getting melty all right that one is done squish it down just a little bit [Music] the creamy cheese sauce over the shrimp and steak it's going to be so good oh my gosh we are going to feast it is time to eat boys so good oh so good and last but not least some roasted bread oh we'll just put that right like that okay oh man that's gonna be so good oh monty i'm so excited that looks amazing let's eat it only took me my whole life but i figured it out you let your food cool down and then you eat it [Music] [Music] huh um [Music] oh [Music] oh [Laughter] hot oh that was hot okay oh that water's hot oh hot fire hot pasta hope it doesn't burn my mouth [Music] that tastes so good ah think this is hot why would you do that hmm ah what the heck is going on here but on the side note you know there's plenty of things to wipe your butt with if uh you know we're at a tp you got snow i've used snow to wipe my butt before it works birch bark um you can just shower you could use a sock you could use your dog if you really needed to if you're that desperate a rag bleach the rag afterwards um you got a little spray hose on your kitchen sink you could spray up in there um you know you can use a nice smooth stick leaves grass there's so many options that's not pepper it's bugs i'm still [Music] god [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] april fools it's just me let's chop some of this [Applause] all sure so hey funk uh could you go get us some more firewood please we don't have enough so what is it what's it gonna be oh what's it gonna be what is it is that coal there's just coal in here what the heck santa what gives well i'll tell you what guess you gotta take it straight to the naughty list because remember that one time when you chased me with an axe and then then remember the one time when you pretended to throw me in the river and then and then all the times you stuck me in a poncho in the pouring rain and then and then the one time you dressed me up like a reindeer and then then there was that one time when you smacked me in the face of the stick and then there's a couple times where you woke me up in the middle of the night and scared the crap out of me and then you dressed me up as a fairy you played trumpet in my face you threw snowballs at me last but not least all the times when you lift up my tail and check my butt on camera and really embarrass me so yeah that's why you got cold this year there's no shoe fell off oh the snow's so deep oh it's like four feet deep i'm falling and i can't get up dude you need some help yeah i'm like butterflying you're flying jack come on i'm coming oh no look at that maddie dog oh don't get your butt hole in my face get get that on my face okay okay okay let's see what happens [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] so [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] so stupid [Applause] okay one more i did it at this lake at the spot i'm going to try [Music] did you get them did you get a monty [Music] just calm down [Music] i know you want to get a monty but i want to stay in the boat monty monty [Music] [Music] is pretty sketchy well now you know who invented the hammer [Music] so [Music] yeah monty really hates some horse flies [Music] we are so cute [Music] so cut still cutting out huh huh what is this what the heck well what do you guys think about this no no no smoother than a baby's bottom why why no this can do this to me we gotta try something maybe if we just oh monty you turned into a fairy come here come here my team good boy your little blue fairy monty monty don't be don't be the blueberry that beats people up all right now i gotta try this ruger whoa ruger you turn into a fairy too i got two little fists all right guys let's go come on i'm gonna add a little spice to these potatoes here we're gonna add a little salt not too much salt not too little salt just ran my salt but i just added too much salt that was my bad tea what are you doing hey monty snowball fight snowball fight defend yourself snowball fight defend yourself snowball fight so so so so oh hey just cause i killed your friend that's a good boy monty [Music] [Music] um [Laughter] so [Laughter] [Music] monty you're so poofy i think you're all done good boy there's a good boy you're all right now monty just a good boy yeah you're super you're still filthy ah you're so fluffy now oh oh poor guy what is that thing what is that thing be gentle be careful okay let it begin go ahead monty go ahead get yours no monday all right bad dog meatless vegan jerky soy texas barbecue oh no i'm scared what if i like it that's the scariest part i don't know well it smells like straight up soy it kind of looks like meat stop stop it you know i can't tell [Music] um monty little scavenger you're like one of them yeah he is one might compare you to a bald eagle ready he looks like a little old lady or something i don't know i always wonder what it must be like to never be able to close your mouth i don't think he's had his mouth closed a day in his life i always like to imagine that his top lip is uh singing to his bottom lip and they're just like hold me closer bottom layer let's try to close mouth today right monty oh oh oh look at that look at that dinner right there dinner piece number one look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that you can do it i have faith who's determined to climb this hill in those skis aren't you that's the termination we're so close to the top it's right there jake faces his biggest challenge yet today i love oatmeal [Music] man sometimes i swear i've got a tick on my balls always gotta do your nightly monday check oh hold that right there that's a good sign means he's still on there yeah he's still in there yeah bunty you look a little cozy in there sleepy monty yeah yeah he looks little he looks a little cozy in there all right mindy there we go oh i thought it was never going to happen oh how how dare you define me log you little turd nugget this will happen this oh man you little yo why can't i do this oh man no that's right definitely felt some bugs crawling on my face in the middle of the night i'm thinking they were probably spiders so this this will do it's got more surface area but as i've seen it's more prone to breaking but the great gray has never failed not once i've never spilled food in the fire i've never accidentally tipped things or i've never i'm usually perfect when i'm cooking always like 100 never mess up so that's why that grate is so great that is why we're gonna keep going for that legendary one strike but i don't have faith with this uh fire steel i know some of you guys are saying pre-scrape it what not but that's cheating oh that was it wait a second oh my gosh the date be known that camera better be recording i did not pre-scrape nothing oh my gosh i can't believe i just did it yes the legendary one strike fire [Music] yeah you get a mosquito right on the tip of your nose [Music] did work this week good boy that's the one don't lick my sweaty back please oh monty stop that monty don't do that please please please please i don't bring money either just my id in case they find the body that's good yeah you got that stupid song stuck in my head oh hold on just take a look it's in a book ring rainbow ruger's snowballs are getting out of control oh my gosh rooks come here buddy oh my gosh oh no you poor thing i had to knock off a bunch of snow throughout the night for some reason monty didn't really like it i'm just knocking on snow again not sorry so done wide enough to keep me from getting to my teeth you know the only thing that would make this better boys you guys might have an idea an ice cold chug of two percent milk it wasn't a warm wind coming in it was cold it was cold no monty what are you doing look at this stinky doggy yeah is that what you like you're making a mess almighty oh my team what are you doing never gonna you just got rick rickroll hmm it was pretty early oh i was sleeping fine until a certain monster had his sixth sense go off and realize there was room on the sleeping pad and then he just claimed his steak yeah you you there's a sting in my chest jeez oh i got a little oh gosh snow on my butt crack um well [Music] if uh you're not ready to get real on this channel yet you might want to skip forward a couple minutes because it's about to get real about to get really real seriously real dangerously real so i was brushing my teeth minding my own business and uh you know something it's completely normal it happens all the time and uh this just didn't go the way it planned i [Music] let's just say a chance to fart and lost the game it happened let's just say the woods are not no longer unsharded territories i got them all day oh man so you may have noticed that i just did that porridge and crocs and i've had a few people ask me what's with the crocs man why crocs all the time and i've got one answer for you sex appeal pure and simple they had a bite i'm gonna get jokes so as always guys if you liked the video hit the like button if you want to see more stuff like this hit that subscribe button and i will get you oh [Music] cheers [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] foreign

Channel: Matthew Posa

Views: 173,805

Keywords: youtube, anniversary, bushcraft, dog, dogs, funny, fun, food, delicious, campfire, campfire cooking, nature

Id: v2s5ERrPQm8

Length: 111min 7sec (6667 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 24 2020