RANDOM DIRTBAG CRITS | World of Tanks

okay okay who's the funny guy what I was trying to say these are the dumbest means I've ever heard but there's somehow still funny because I my standing desk I find things extra funny wall standing desk you will the tanks world's greatest free-to-play where we try to get random grits with heat rounds that has to be the sound effect of random crisps oh no you got the heat round hittin literally anything number one before I explain what heat rounds are thank you to wargaming for sponsoring today's video so if you'd like to hit up world the tanks for free much like 210 million people already have there's a link to click down below if you're a new player using the code tantastic will score yourself seven premium days 500 gold and a tier 3 soviet t1 27 premium tanks so be sure to check it out number two I appreciate the support on these World of Tanks videos like the feedback I get is wonderful and the game is such a great mix of relaxation in the garage and fury on the battlefield it's a unique break from the other games I play yeah that's that's one of those videos where just the title alone is great up to Carl get shot can someone please tell me the alignment of this YouTube video is this chaotic neutral that's what I hear any time we play World of Tanks like there's so many comments is saying everyone of you guys just radiates a chaotic neutral energy and you can't tell which is the funny today we've even got a special guest dirtbag Dustin a longtime viewer that we added to the squad because he was in an army artillery unit IRL you are the definition of what doesn't kill us makes us stronger and except for artillery artillery we'll just [ __ ] kill us and on surprise he's got a shitload of hours in World of Tanks so he was a natural addition that skulker decided to taunt with his soundboard I've been playing World of Tanks since like 2013 with that boomer time in battle like actually playing battles I probably have about 5000 there's a Boomer around here and finally getting to the point that I started with he turned me out of these things called heat rounds which he claimed could one-shot basically anything with a loud bonk and nearly forced me to run the high explosive anti-tank it has higher penetration or doesn't lose penetration over distance but it doesn't work against what's called spaced armor what I've heard that before it's from Dexter's Laboratory you uncultured swines I stupidly ignored his advice and kept using artillery until the following day when he was at work and saddling up the British tier 3 tank destroyer Valentine 80 I decided to give heat rounds of shot you came to the wrong neighborhood son understand that heat rounds well I like that it's like launching at Florence nobody belong it's like a trebuchet like that is there's so much art to that but it does so much damage I thought APCR was the wave but he is even scarier it's like loading an f-350 into a kid is just like launching a Miata somebody even after my initial success still kind of felt like a fluke so I decided to try it out with all three of us and Valentine's all dropping heat rounds yeah all right so what's the battle plan for this for this engagement you're all just gonna drive [ __ ] for oh yeah Batman II I could borrow a shot that ya know it's one shot like you can just hit so hard I'll get this guy yes one shot hol up hol up hol up come on yes another one shot I was shot at nothing that is easy straight cheese there is no faster way to cheese the entirety of the enemy team and slapping heat rounds on a tank destroyer and letting them rip I do regret calling them cheese though because it really got the whole squad side trap I'll just actually go to the melting pot that place is [ __ ] disgusting yourself okay the melting pot is a restaurant where you go and they just recycle the same cheese in like a fondue fountain and you just stick all kinds of [ __ ] in the cheese and you eat it and it's just actually that is slander and laws they like they do not reuse the cheese there is not a pound there is a pot of cubed cheese please eat all of these random items that we found around the yard in this cauldron of cheese it's definitely more of a romantic okay granted there are downsides the Valentine tank destroyer is extremely slow has armor like a cardboard box no rotating turret and the catapult like arc of the round makes it a disaster on moving targets so it's just like a max strength build with zero dexterity now where did you bring this Sexton I can't turn fast enough I'm turning I'm turning I'm turning run into that wall idiot yes I got him oh my god cuz this pz 1 could flank me into this just a this is where heat rounds are not good all right there boom there's one but but his buddy could easily flank me and just wreck my rematch with the PC bro yeah seriously yes the maneuverability part all right I'm gonna look right for you you look you keep looking left where he was I'll look where he could flank to there is flaky I didn't know that you can like shot in a tank that was perfect career and II literally badges tank on the objective hey watch this op down mid bring the classic strength vers dexterity i only have to hit you wants decks nerds and once I get my stride as the max strength master race I was unstoppable once I realized it I could essentially play tank destroyers as our killer II that punished you in a quarter of the time nobody could beat the heat oh he just drove off the edge yeah he just sank to the water are you serious hit him hit him easy target he does ask the river actually got you too far forward big fella call you a raging idiot until that happened oh we got another guy we got watch this shot grouse I'm gonna nail this I'm gonna this dude it's about that hour I'm getting the third one grouse watch this shot three four three right there that one three four three like he Michael Jordan at his own best popinjays dude [ __ ] tense are there even any Australians in this game no my condolences to your sauerkraut wife no British people are just off or just Australia but haven't gone far enough into the skill tree yet everybody's talk they back is absurd alright that's everybody's talked about how Iowa is an early access game ball oh ho hold up hold up that's gonna hitch oh you took that one oh we got a taker over on the right as 22 health left it was an honor and a privilege it's just a 1v1 with an 84 at that point two tank destroyers that close to each other just just [ __ ] my [ __ ] up I got six kills Grouse nice you're out here he's insane bro he's owning of course I can only take so much of that until I started feeling like a [ __ ] for being a one-trick pony you absolute [ __ ] so I listened the help of skulker and ecash to take those same random crit heat rounds and use them in a different tank type of a different country of a different tier with the Japanese type 95 heavy tank trading firepower for beefy armor just to see what would happen the primary use of this ground is to violate the Geneva Convention committing war crimes increases right now it only corrects to the note G so no matter what I say it's gonna try to correct it to G so if it sounds super Scott stand and unfold yourself extremely low yeah I am actually ruining these people right now I am like me all right I met I'm at four kills currently I'm at five you on the t28 I mailed them again I'm gonna take the nose off of this tank hey I don't want to be that guy but I killed six tanks so seriously oh oh you right I'm coming I'm comedy the first one to get him pull up pull up yeah you're by my seventh kill see how easy hold on how many people are on the other team three six nine twelve fifteen neighbors old and this whole experience was a blast but I have never ever felt more like an idiot for thinking all ammo types are the same and I was already an idiot to begin with my filling my tanks with co2 is this good advice if you want to make yourself into a bomb yeah no no no it's a non flammable gas oh [ __ ] am i bad dumb baby see it's not playable check check this big out shout out to the whole squad including dirtbag dustin for having to make this video and if you don't enjoy the [ __ ] out of the last two weeks of spook tober i'm gonna be a TV off-road fury to god what is that double barrel and the skeleton come why is it missing go hard its scabbard vibe check is that like 11:59 on September 30 first through September 30th October 1st at 12 oh jeez and that's about it I'd like to thank you so very much for watching a final thank you to wargaming for sponsoring today's video so don't forget that you can download World of Tanks for free via the link below and be sure to tune in next time when I tell you the trebuchet z' are always going to be better than catapults [Music] [Music] it's [Music]

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Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 18 2019