HANS...SCHTART ZE PANZER | World of Tanks

definitely you can't just drive your tank through a village to get to a good spot to launch your artillery shells at bad guys that are also in another friendly village that's just time to complain I got time to run that's Chinese nitrous right there welcome back to world the tanks the world's most explosive free-to-play where I try to make you laugh with shotgun based humors bro get your shotgun let me hear the [ __ ] shotgun oh that's crazy yeah the world of tanks for sponsoring today's video it is free-to-play and for first time users code tank tastic gets you seven premium days five are gold and a t1 twenty seven premium tank which is one of the deadliest things to ever come out of the soviet union apart from maybe the a K and the Makarov so be sure to check it out down below in case you're new here we only play with tier 6 or lower because that's where new players start jumping straight to tier 10 is a no-go because you got a second tier 6 2 below cuz like sticking you in a tier 10 is like sticking the first time pilot in an ac-130 instead of a Cessna stop thinking 105 millimeter and start thinking like 25 millimeter that's we're working with we pull up on our little dinky tier 4 Russian tanks like oh hey wow guys good game I'm really glad that I'm not gonna say the game but don't act like you didn't hit the church in that ac-130 mission I know you did make sure to hit all targets I do not have a flare Church does not have a flare blows 100 another thing you should know is that World of Tanks are the most chaotic recording sessions I ever have because you're limited to a squad of three I've always got buddies doing dumb [ __ ] in the background while they're waiting to play like dirt bag dust and laughing like a clown example is when I was trying to explain the neato holiday operation to my buddies like you've got four festive snow maidens you can recruit to drive your tanks a double barrel object 703 tank you can unlock and I was rudely interrupted by heavenly going afk to find some kind of toilet demon with a plunger and it's bring out of the toilet like suction to your face that [ __ ] jumped on me like the [ __ ] Venom symbiote these videos are super fun to record super fun to make but very chaotic very random hard to organize with all this [ __ ] going up now every time I hit up World of Tanks I try to change it up and keep it fresh so this time around I was looking for an oddball tank to hit up I see this tank this is like ricochet every time it was a tier 8 that's a little high so instead I went with a Panzer 2j not only because I'm a fan of Germans oberleutnant Mullis owned oberleutnant Beneke look at Andrea's s2 Tamiya light bottom business of is off me what democracy bro hunts starts upon set not only because I'm a fan of rapid fire turrets but because I'm a fan of German rapid-fire turret a PCR dispensing tanks especially after dirtbag Dustin's recommendation all the AAPC are you can armor-piercing composite rigid it's just it has higher penetration and it has a hundred and fifty four millimeters of penetration armor-piercing like our ear piercing already has a hundred and eight millimeters as a hundred fifty four and with all these traits tied together I knew I was gonna do well but I had no idea what I was about to experience hallo ich heiße a Rudolf only come out Stuttgart when I leave links father is roars fish the NZ fish to me oh I do have an autoloader I'm in a newsie the way that I work is I let out a five-round bursts and then I'm phone for about two years see that Xena come on hit hit yes come on gamer let me get him let me get a piece free firing in a tank with a PC arse yeah curry actually I want to do that now I want to try the free food we didn't even scratch them you [ __ ] idiot is this man insane run his business man insane Oh doubles doubles I'm so close German tanks feel like dumb bye jerk I'm pushing them but I'm kind of slow after my crew got can cost about five minutes ago I'll bring that ass here boy for two minutes I'm gonna be this is the Ndebele is this is the end I'm reloading I'm reloading it's a deserter you I mean it's like it's like driving around a tank Luzi that's all it is that's all it is on their blog and made them bleed damn the medals the medals on my screen are insane I got some I got some serious brass after that round it's my screen just said I have an application to fill out for a job somewhere else yeah destroy four or five enemy vehicles in one battle I've never gotten that but hit enemy vehicles with ten or more consecutive shots that is literally the best round of World of Tanks that I have ever had and I did it in a Dicky ass Panzer to Jay which I should not call that anymore because it's [ __ ] terrifying yeah I know I didn't know you could ball this hard in a tier 3 holy [ __ ] I was desperately trying to figure out why I did that well and was led down a rabbit hole of consumables I don't know man maybe it was just the high-octane gas and chocolate and you need to run chocolate as the premium consumable and 105 octane gas now that I've got you right where I want you I like the biochar clean oh the engines power but it causes damage it's fast and it has stupid armor yeah because I removed my speed governor then speed the French have croissants and strong coffee 10% of all crew skills and perks you can also get the 105 octane gasoline imagine imagine you mix those up light is my copy this is some serious form a [ __ ] [ __ ] French coffee and your engine and it works better large Oh while we were doing that just when I thought the pans r2j couldn't get any better I saw something I could never unsee you see the skeptical face with the [ __ ] viewports zoom in on the front zoom in on the front and be slightly off like maybe 15 degrees off to one side or the other do you see the skeptical looking boat face nobody's primera here don't trust it Oh noticed it and because I got tired of waiting for sculptor Andy cash to pick a tank and ready up I queued for one last game by myself in the pants or 2j but heavily a jello in the background teasing anybody that wasn't running the 2j as if there were some kind of intellectual inferior all the men who gives a [ __ ] you not here there for them don't my dear ass plus your preferred species what do you mean what do you mean oh inhale in Halo Reach they prefer elites dudes but you can so when you play like multiplayer you need to be a Spartan or an elite you're actually but you could literally just shut people down and reach by calling them ok elite it's a slur based on somebody's in general bro we got you it's like an a-flat a reminder that everything is better with buddies doesn't matter if they're half asleep doesn't matter if they're violently [ __ ] posting in the background World of Tanks is best enjoyed in a squad buddies alongside you is a true fun multiply we stand our kings we stand but if you send me that [ __ ] you too of yourself I'm gonna burn this if you should send me one I'll take a video me hitting it with a [ __ ] 70 Express this is what I know I was about to say I'm not gonna Brow's Doge meme no this is an avant-garde Doge meme please very layer of iron are we on well I'm here for it I'm totally here for I cannot access this kind of doge memes on my deep web burner phone man this just gets weirder and weirder every time but I'm strangely okay with thanks so much for watching I really appreciate your time and attention one final thank you to wargaming or World of Tanks for sponsoring this video and be sure to tune in next time when I tell you about this little gun [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: TheRussianBadger

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Id: nXi3Dvm79S8

Length: 11min 34sec (694 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 17 2019