Adum & Pals: Hulk

hello everyone this is our first hi Ovid 19 Quarantine commentary yeah my lifestyle hasn't changed very much at all now I don't have to make excuses not to leave the house I was gonna say how radically different is your life from from all the going out you did before the pandemic ooh dramatic starfish fuck this starfish Oh to break it what if I make a lizard do poppers and then cut it better I know where you're going but manipulating the immune system is dangerous and stupid why was he talking to like it's like a sheriff about this just a second opinion it's a small town in the sheriff is in charge of genetic testings all he's also the minister of science yeah he wears many hats oh my god holy shit that was a pretty cool circle white Wow oh this baby's gonna die so fast I found a way to kill babies with 150 percent efficiency you know it's same he's actually just checking out the greenery I want to be Green Green yeah I didn't realize we were getting it what the fuck where's the mom Merry Christmas child you get an injection Oh like you never got weird inoculations on Christmas come on green baby how could she how wide is this month worst mother ever she's not well I have both keys and the keyholes are three inches from each other classic security measure perfect security is this plush toy going to be a major plot point wasn't that how they make the Hulk the baby and the green toy try to teleport at the same time he was bitten by a radioactive [Laughter] and they've got got a hell of a sex life ow ow ow it's roleplay calm down who opened the door holy shit his arms oh my hey it's the real Hulk not this bullshit one real Hulk real Hulk real Hulk so what are they talking about the Hulk code prime this this is where he gets bitten by the Frog Safety's all going green green what is this what is going on I think this is an episode of 24 I just imagine that no that double shot thing or did that really did you guys see that - yeah they had two cameras and they look excited to use both of them the whole time you know what you paid for it you might as well use it frame rate yeah these fucking like post-production slow-mo they hadn't invented motion smoothing yet we're filming at higher frame rates green Reed own the most green fuck hair straight razor to cut like in Maine who cuts hair just scissors what are you doing you should see him give himself a haircut morning so so that poodle was very angry and huge missed opportunity Doug should have been green what's happening why why art okay so this movie is not perfect know what I think about you were saying maybe this movie is perfect he was the one that opened the door the whole time it was green boy oh my god what is this what is going he's helping he's just gonna hock a green loogie on his face it's been inside this is um this is really intense hold on Nick what's been inside me I love that in the 70s Hulk series that Lou Ferrigno was in that his name was David Banner because Bruce was deemed too gay and they thought oh that's great take that Batman fight chair phone door banger knife why the night I hope he eats the dog shoes buttons pant I don't know I hate science he's really giving it to Sciences I'm an arts major I am oh I'm actually gonna have a seizure before this when you have so much footage and you want to keep all of it you just gotta you just gotta move things over on the screen did someone explain to me why the pants just don't completely get ripped like the waistline doesn't because otherwise you'd be naked and this isn't no Watchmen okay it can't be like dr. Manhattan okay people laughed when they saw the penis it could only be so many interestingly colored dicks the world isn't ready for a big green cock I mean blue cock sure but green cock I don't think so not in my cinema you just destroyed the coronavirus a halt the hero oh you did it I chose had big eyes Nick's hiding behind the door like it's gonna save him that this is way amazing this is way too weird he just sticks his hand in his mouth is that how gravity works when you're strong when you're strong you can be stronger than grab the amount of force required to propel him that far would have just caved in the roof where he's standing so funny you're breaking the rules Angley I want to look at the budget here hold on you two guess I'll look it up I'm going to go 30 million good what is here gifts 70 million all right so Hulk 2003 120 million dollars that's really really expensive for 2003 you didn't say no check so you'd think that Hulk would be able to control his powers just by taking some medication just like Papa's Danny or some shit you know yeah I would love to see just addicted to benzos Bruce Banner who never turns into the Hulk just fucking kill him that would probably go that would probably oh okay he's definitely dead there's you can't survive both of those things happening to you you cannot revive that I'm sorry happy to you within like minutes you can have one but not both their sex is going to be tricky yeah but I'm here for it oh I thought the dog exploded but it hit the tree damn oh my god oh my god he punched into the dog he did explode a dog you know what Here I am minding my own business thinking we're not gonna get a dog explosion and then BOOM second encore so if he got football punted into the air would he also go poop yes that's their weakness oh he's naked show it show it show it ah why angley's movies directly before and directly after this were both nominated for Best Picture and then there's this but the one I thought for a second the horizon was weird was getting so v2y look we've got all this footage I mean they paid for all these helicopters yeah you need to spend 120 million dollars summit what if he gets angry in his dreams you don't know well then he's gonna have whatever the Hulk angry version is of a wet dream no suppose a wet green oh my god he gets a different power he gets to be a lizard boy or something or just get warts she just gets cancer and dies yeah he just gets terrible skin Oh yolks you're like a gecko he's like I mean that's what I meant a chameleon if he touched a pretty lady would he get nice soft hands hmm this is kind of awkward what I'm weirdly place swingset is that unusual town planning on that everything else disintegrated but that was made from quality material the kids were decimated but the swing set is okay they don't make them like they used to what kids yeah yeah never green yeah there was a movie like in the past couple years now it's really taking risk I was gonna say now that that didn't kill him he just has limitless confidence that's just like a really avant-garde designer skirt because like it's not really close to his neck you can tell it's not like putting any kind of pressure there so it's just a fashion choice well I picked a good movie and I'm having a lot of fun here that's my fetish having fun yeah [Laughter] [Music] that's a very interesting way to say I stabbed the bitch so I don't know what the contingency plan here was yeah cuz they knew this was gonna happen right this is their whole point well they wanted this they kept this super stretchy shorts on him just in case karate oh no he's huge and he knows karate why does that need to like move from one side of the screen to the next imagine how boring it would be if it did this is so insane this is a very thorough my god they had to speed it up oh Jesus what happening that was amazing keep you all the Foley on the falling bullets out yeah bullets are balls I love it you should have killed him when he wasn't angry yeah that's the key no one's figured out notes forget out his one weakness yet when he's not dream kill him holy shit Christ why there should be like craters every time he jumps fuck why why what are you doing ah these choices man two-time Best Director he'll be fine I mean we still got another half an hour or is it we know you'll be fine it's because even if he reaches terminal velocity and hits the water that's still gonna be less force than I don't know getting fired at point-blank by a tank Oh No okay it's not that biggest plan I know we're falling from space he's light on his feet in his back oh no what nothing gonna blow up the ocean reason stupid jump oh oh yeah I'm sure the regular police can arrest him what the fuck Wow Jesus Christ never gets old she calmed him down cuz she's she's so pretty or something okay he's so wet also I really do want to know where they got those shorts holy shit this looks so fucking weird what's going on why is that still there um just let it just let it sink in oh it's still there still there and there it goes amazing editing choices I have to say just 20 minutes left I'm confused well they got a fuck the credits are 5 minutes and the fucking is 10 so that's most of what's left somebody's pouting hmm you will like me what he said you're right I don't you're a fucking bummer mmm that's why I look like on the toilet hey Aang you think this is a bit overexposed nope just bright enough not washed out at all huh I need your strength can you come in my mouth let me eat you be a good son for once in your life and spit in my mouth you're stupid very good got'em this is you this is what you look like idiot what are you do how did you do that the fuck are you doing it's strong teeth what the fuck is going on what is happening why was he unsupervised we were so prepared oh my god what the hell is going on why are there Hulk's in the clouds were those stills of a fight I think so what's the budget ran out damn it that was a bigger splash than when he fell from the atmosphere what's with the weird like green shit I've been asking myself that for a while now you'll need to specify yeah say that to me Bruce Kenny manually eject his greenness is that what's happening right now he like is consciously expelling his green boy energy all that GBE why don't he do that before you dr. Gordon no what was that Wow the choices the what was that for the absolute gall of these choices oh good book fine really we're doing this Rayna bag we're doing this to be fair this is the first comic book movie so it wasn't a cliche no sorry i nuked your boyfriend hmm won't happen again so did what did Bruce get his ass blown all the way to Paraguay or someplace another movie part two setting up for a sequel Oh dad oh that's him kiss I think this is the end of the movie what's the fuckin Christ oh my god ah that was a wild ride that's not how I thought it was going to be because Iowa's heard it was really bull that was the opposite of boring so do you think all these different frames and the editing we're supposed to be imitating like a comic book style or something like that means now what do we see the credits it's starting to become more clear I think perhaps that's what they were going for I'm beginning to understand it right now which takes a while you want a quarter hours in I kind of get it this was a wild and crazy ride thank you everybody for listening we're all gonna die Synecdoche we still got another like 30 seconds I just figured I'd say it then I was gonna say you really overshot your mark on that there might be an after credit sequence or something all right thank you everybody let me guys bye bye bye you

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Views: 504,479

Rating: 4.9329653 out of 5

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Id: xYEh26uGM2s

Length: 14min 15sec (855 seconds)

Published: Thu May 21 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Frikcha]

so sad when the mom merged with the knife

[u/Royal_Tradition]

Adums just a salty hater Hulk was a perfect 10/10 with absolutely zero flaws.