Shenmue 3

do you have any idea where your father might have gone no I don't has this ever happened before no never are you sure it didn't contain any clues I don't know does the village usually have gatekeepers no are you sure about that is that the village up ahead no yes aha come to apprentice under me have you oh nothing what have you seen mr. Ewan no all I care about is martial arts okay then Shenmue 3 classic game I'm looking for mr. Yu and no idea do you know mr. urine don't bother me okay then what do you want I'm looking for someone named un no I have it you haven't what I didn't ask you again Kennard what about death stranding that's that's your girlfriend remember from Shenmue 1 she's a toy miss yes she's pretty yeah she is yeah you could say that look what they did what is this I've got a question no way thanks mean young you know you're just dancing I know here we go now we get to the real game stop the video what the [ __ ] is this combat and the old Shenmue you hit the button the move comes out and the guy reacts to getting hit in this new Shenmue there's like a 10 second input delay then the [ __ ] they get hit they don't react to it at all they just walk right through in our talk get a soundtrack this this is where the money some all gameplay yes hit the button I swing the hex class are you gonna say yes after every time I split a log thank you now I can get back to the real game what's this that's the lady that took care of you for your entire life do you what are you [ __ ] broken this is cool will you try lucky hit [ __ ] it shouldn't of course I'm gonna play luck it this is where the actual game happens come on get in there get down get it yeah move the chair symbol there you gosh there's a loading screen for moving [ __ ] I just gotta move the table that's a big table that's gonna be a big old loading screen on that table what a sly pose not really my type though why did all the other frogs die when you win the race all the men in the village leave to make a living I see that's why before I go howdy granny excuse me granny granny she must be hard of hearing hey granny excuse me gorgeous I haven't feared a single opponent I've ever faced all the [ __ ] includes my father oh you're a pretty tough guy yeah you think I mean I don't know now here we are sneaking up on this guy because I'm afraid of them body check is a signature move one of the eight big openings and bajji trend and I can't just teach it to you for nothing I brought you the liquor in the barn do anything please now don't do any more then find me some aged laoshu a seven liter junk aged oh god damn it why is it so expensive it's $2,000 you you get like five dollars for playing the woodshop game for like an hour fishing now this is how we get the money Oh big boy big money this time come on what are we getting what are we pulling seven eight million dollars huh that is [ __ ] up so there you can't go to the store and find out that you don't even have the right herbs man it took me so long to get these just give me money I am but a wandering fortune-teller I have a plane your lucky color is Queen hundred dollars on green let it ride come on come on get on there green I gotta get this [ __ ] money before I die of old age I gotta beat this game at the fine blondie I have to avenge my father come on yes yes the big money give no it looks like you beat me give me the big money let it ride come on come just yes wow it looks like you've beaten me give me the flower bird winner move green no beautiful you wind up big $1,000 a green this is how I win did not get on the head did I just win I win the big money all right you [ __ ] old faster they got the $2,000 thing here you go no next do it there's more try catching ten of those chickens shoot the gun seriously [ __ ] bastard man don't make me catch these now I can learn the move try catching ten of those chickens I won again you know once you've once you've played this for the seventh hour starts to it starts to click you know you start to understand how the chicken AI actually go back and get some rest it's 9 a.m. I swear to [ __ ] god you know what I want right 10 chickens coming right up [Music] you know this isn't this really isn't so bad there are six tokens that serve as kings you have to find them all can I just find one of them okay where's the token now we're getting to the good game play open the thing that I found it yay this design let's see how long it take for him to pick it up I'm starting the timer now a token did you find something a token with a moon design that's it 18 seconds all right happen holy [ __ ] there's so many drawers please [Music] found elder yeah shut the hell up please know something there you don't have to stop the game token with a sort desire don't have to stop the game an informer every time you find dad ghetto games gotta tell the she didn't win my every single [ __ ] town get um chef I'm not hitting the button what the [ __ ] it seems you've improved a bit that is not the voice actor for lundi lundi I will avenge my father finally he's too powerful should I pick so many [ __ ] chickens in this game just punch him once and I'll be happy he couldn't even hit him once it gets away what you'd better not run LAN D I will avenge my father good nineteen years to play this game [Laughter] yeah I've got him in Shenmue for [ __ ] Playstations [Music]

Channel: videogamedunkey

Views: 5,773,184

Rating: 4.9706755 out of 5

Keywords: dunkey, videogamedunkey, shenmue, shenmue dunkey, shenmue dunkview, dunkey shenmue 3, shenmue 3, shenmue 2

Id: f7SVY9CyBBc

Length: 11min 3sec (663 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 14 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/usxpp]

Holy shit, is this the longest dunkey video since dundertale?

[u/Yohlo]

lmfao he added the "made in dreams" watermark to the video

[u/CrashBomberII]

Stop the video. What the fuck is this combat.

[u/Totema1]

𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

[u/_Kristian_]

Is the game seriously like that? Seems absolutely horrible

[u/[deleted]]

classic dunkey comedy genius displayed in this one

[u/iphoneaccounthere]

It seemed like he was laughing to keep from crying when talking about Shenmue 4 for the Playstation 7

[u/[deleted]]

best dunkley video since dreams.

[u/[deleted]]

This is the funniest Dunkey video I've seen in a long time. There's not much that's funnier than seeing him immensely frustrated by a game.