ACTUALLY KINDA EPIC?! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

hello everybody my name is markiplier and i'm back with another round of totally accurate battle simulator mostly just because there's a lot of stuff oh there's more levels actually oh cool spooky spooky one spooky two spooky one i like spooky spooky's real fun spooky's really fun but there's no need for this to be ah maybe we'll keep it spooky i kind of like it'll be a little spooky nothing wrong with a little oh wait this is exactly the same map that i had before damn it we gotta go spooky too on this also there's custom content units i can make a new unit wait whoa wait a minute whoa turn off the spooky i can make a new unit base is a stiffy a halfling okay halfling gotta be the halfling okay weapons okay two-handed whoa okay explosive death definitely that's a number one okay he's got freaking amazing dodge he's got the super boxer punch you know it baby and then he's got just the s the hurricane slash and uh god like projectile block god like dark biscuits is the dark peasants i love this oh he's gotta have the minotaur charge oh you know he's got that all right let's test him out whoa my guy my guy my god oh my god let's give him some clothes head you know it okay torso you know it okay legs um you know it um feet uh you know it stats okay we're gonna give them just this guy's a [ __ ] god and he's we're gonna make him the smallest the largest halfling how big how big can you go he's too big okay that he's he's he's freaking huge and trembling okay unit weight very heavy way too fast attack speed is astronomical damage is undeniable uh let's test them out oh my what is that what are you oh my god i think he's limited by his tiny boxing glove i don't know why it's so tiny you know i think i think we uh i think we uh lost the plot a little bit by making him a giant i think he needs to stay halfling or else you know it it don't it won't make sense oh man undeniable undeniable oh undeniable undeniable [Music] okay anyway let's uh let's let's get out of here oh this is what we're here for we're here to try out some of these uh other things that i have not had a chance to try yet let's do spooky two and keep it nice and spooky in here oh yeah this is better so where were we snake archer what is this supposed to be besides the obvious i mean hi guys i don't know what i was expecting go fire your snakes oh they keep going oh all right so that wasn't nearly as exciting as i thought it'd be zeus all right it's okay all right well that makes sense red zeus is getting his ass kicked damn here comes bam all right whatever boring we need to get out of here we need to get to the good stuff head butters head butters head butters [Music] you're doing great guys oh nice okay but not really why we're here and we need to get kind of going on the intensity here where did you go hello whoa did you see that dodge holy crap damn these oh never mind they're dead all right boring let's get these guys out of here what i need to see let's get this spooky out i can't see anything monkey king dragon oh that's not a real giant uh-huh okay all right i'm getting out of the spooky all right let's do painter painter painter painter [Music] god damn get out of here get out of here balloon archer okay i'm ready nice almost you almost had it and you didn't know okay you could actually hit your target any day now [Music] uh okay oh well that was less fun more deadly i like it though all right come on this is get we need some more here what happened okay god it's so quick oh [Music] oh my god sorry that was just very funny for some reason i have no idea why ah wow those are amazing okay well good luck fighting each other i don't even know if they're gonna penetrate the armor oh you gotta hit the dude inside well that's gonna be a little oh never mind all right clear them renaissance boring blunderbuss i like the sound of that holy [ __ ] are you okay you had a barrel all right any day now it's not [Music] goddamn i thought he was down freaking [ __ ] every time you think you got it are they doing anything oh finally damn okay good that was i mean that was pretty incredible all right let's go with this guy uh well that was much more impactful oh they're not dead well don't get in the way of again okay jesus all right watch out buddy okay cannon's a little overpowered how about a captain versus a pirate queen no cheap shot stab good slash across the buttocks oh i tried to go for a shot but couldn't quite tell the difference between pirate queen of the ground wow spinning uh ninja kick right to the groin since the cabin tumbling but also very boring okay what about spooky oh candlehead love it oh okay i'm not sure what you're doing what did you do ectoplasmic goo i don't know sword caster sword cast oh my god oh my god oh my god it's incredible wow oh double kill oh pumpkin catapult ooh that's pretty fun [Laughter] i'm sorry that was amazing all right wild west dot cactus yep all right good enough minor dynamite thrower gun slinger last year dead eye quick draw they're taken care of oh who did that to them what did you just say to me oh get him get him get him oh you got him let's see good devout gauntlet what what happened i missed it i blunked damn nice my dude divine arbiter sacred chrono answer oh my god you okay there oh what are you doing what did you just do that's less hilarious and more just bad ass oh god damn nice shot okay good well that was nice very well done evil shadow anchor exiled sentinel mad mechanic void cultist tempest lich death bringer and void monarch damn damn that's cool secret how do you unlock the secret characters more factions whoa interesting okay how do you unlock the secret characters that's what i want to know okay so what i need to do is apparently to unlock the secret characters you have to go to the map that has the weapon that they use and then you need to look at it for like five seconds or something so dude man uh here you you just duke it out for a bit i need to go look at a tree because apparently there's a tree here that is specific or something like that oh what about this [Laughter] boom oh executioner oh that's cool oh oh that's the treat bam yes that's exactly what i was hoping for okay but now you guys are boned because i'm gonna throw some freaking tree giants at you okay so the scenario is the tree giants were really sick of uh all these stupid humies coming in and uh stealing all their trees basically where's someone with an axe well i guess the executioner no no no peasants [Music] okay i'm thinking numbers must mean something here that's a lot of numbers never mind they are all dead now my god i got oh my god hold on have mercy have mercy have mercy please [Music] oops um oh hey smart very smart they'll never get you there oh you're gonna be totally fine no all right so that that didn't go so good for them what they need is many guns see giants are no match for guns we all know this oh take our weaponry oh take them no match for guns you stupid giants never stood a chance this'll do it all right let's do it oh they really can do nothing when it comes to distance and closing that they can do nothing all right i'm gonna do something nutso we're gonna pit an epic battle of good versus evil all right now the evil shadow walker exiled sentinel mad mechanic deathbringer okay epic battle between good and evil place your bets on who's gonna win at this point gu oh hell yeah oh hell yeah mom [Music] i think good drown stevil i think good trounced them not by a huge margin but uh for those of you who bet the good was gonna win congratulations you sure did it let's give some more uh void monarchs to see if this evens it out damn [Music] oh my god this is actually amazing you know when i first played this game many years ago i was like ah man this game is always just gonna be dopey goofy fun this is freaking awesome this is amazing this is incredible this is actually a battle simulator they somehow accidentally made a real battle simulator out of this okay it's down to the final few forces this is one dude versus that dude oh oh you alright bud oh not so good oh god oh god you got turned into a golden skeleton oh there's still a couple left oh oh never mind you're dead evil kind of blows it's that nuke from the paladins right right off the get-go they just blast them and then once uh once these guys go super saiyan it's kind of game over so i don't know what's going on with the uh the the mega units for the other team but man they are not pulling their weight that's dope as hell though that is amazing that is incredible what kind of like uh what kind of um custom things have been pre-made for some of these because i got campaigns here oh right i could actually play i forgot i could actually play this game and try to beat it in situations that actually demon alright the tree tribe i guess so i have 3 000 right do i have to i feel like it's only fair if i match them in terms of their uh skill level so i'm just gonna spam spear throwers because i feel like it's tactically better go my dudes kick their ass they'll never get close to you oh well that's a problem you guys going to get your spears back or uh what so what's that what's that what's the deal here okay good good uh you might want to throw faster you might want to throw faster you might want to throw faster okay good you might want to throw faster okay good you might want to throw you might want to throw oh oh that was unfair that was incredibly unfair who's over here you alive you playing he's playing dead okay my guy i don't think it's working oh okay so there's a whole plethora of ooh of actual things that you could do hey look it's just a bunch of farmers well looks like they get the halfling rush they're never gonna stand a chance they're never gonna know what hit them the halflings are coming and you forgot that they're basically children but it seems to be working i think i'm winning i honestly think i'm winning maybe not maybe not maybe not maybe so maybe so maybe so get them grab their faces keep them in the balls oh oh oh my god it's down to the wire it's actually down to the last man with a kidney shot a liver shot whatever shot that is well done well done my dude anyway that is all for this episode i really don't have much time for any more so thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to see more of this oh my god what is that what is that if you want to see more of this let me know down in the comments below you can play this game for yourself link is in the description and if you get it remember i have a creator code m-a-r-k-i-p-l-i-e-yar you can try for yourself on the epic game store alright thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye [Music] oh

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 19min 53sec (1193 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 25 2021