LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS GAME | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

today my brothers and sisters we go to war don't look at my shower cap I got that black black hair okay it needs to condition yeah I got a few minutes I can gonna record something that was barely English but today my brothers and sisters we go to war do that yeah looks kind of nice oh yeah oh yeah some tubes got on Ricky's you're welcome it's a totally accurate battle simulator chances are you might have seen a couple of people on YouTube play DS but I haven't played it yet and we all know what game isn't a game until Corey Kenshin is blading yeah they'll eat that up this game is all about war ladies and gentlemen pitting two forces event this game is about war ladies and gentlemen putting to quit pitting two opposing forces against each other red vs. blue and I ain't talking about the o halo days we're gonna start with the campaign ease our way into this the introduction the adventure the challenge I don't know how to play this game so we start with a battlefield hey hey I think I freaked out enough in yesterday's video so we got six hundred points to allocate towards our forces a clubber a sixty protector is a tea spear thrower is 120 bro get some spirit Thor's in there yeah get two of those put them in the back but we got clubbers here one two three four oh yeah there we got a protector you stand in the front let's go let's go spear Thor's handled it Oh spirit Thoris it's up to you guys yeah oh yeah one left well hello whoa kill him oh ma [Music] why was he just standing there okay what clearly went wrong here was a protector get him out of here add another spirit no work yeah boy now we bout to be late handled a row Mike lovers are trash spear throwers y'all ready hey eat one more time oh oh oh it's beer at oh hi this is me you're probably wondering how I got here it's a long story my do was point blank range I'm gonna be real with you these clubbers is absolute garbage for spear throwers this time we can't lose unless all of them miss their spear throws whoa whoa whoa okay bro what if y'all hit them what if y'all hit him hit him yes huh Oh squad now we going against some spear throwers over here oh you know we got spear throwers on deck and then I'm gonna do some protectors no no no no clubs clubbers sea clubbers they get in there let's go y'all bro they took out all of our clubbers roll your Thor's one on each side then we need some shields cuz they're gonna be throwing spears guys we are outnumbered hold up come on y'all y'all could do it going on i dub the Havel the rock they could not hit him oh my gosh alright so we got eight clubbers we get a couple half of the rocks here some spear throwers for sure let's get E we go to war now yeah oh my gosh I don't know what's happening spear Thor's see man there Thor's be trash hey miss oh yeah oh yeah oh okay okay no we all its beer who sit them down hey guys this war stuff isn't too bad right I thought it'd be crazy here yes it's back here throwing spears our job is so easy man I just can't wait this was my last day I'm about to go home hit him hit him right in the gonads bro he is rocking those fears can one of y'all hit him home thank you this game's gonna live oh my gosh look at their forces and Hayne talking about Nike I spear Thor's they're gonna be not effective I played a lot of Pokemon in my day I know what's super effective and what is it we need stoners for these shields ladies and gentlemen did we get a couple habit of rocks throw him they're like the second lieutenants fear Thor's in the back what's new let's spread them out this time then we got a couple of clubbers y'all are like the defense at a defense what let's go none of that made sense but we ready go to box I think we might be losing I see a lot of oh my gosh period oh wait wait wait where's he going dude I don't know what's happening I feel like we're not to lose though spear oh come on come on go crazy go smooth oh yeah oh yeah archers in the bank tearing it up all right now I need y'all to do work now because there's a lot of blue ones on the left we're not gonna be oh my gosh they just look it over here these shield guys man oh snap now we're at the little town area all right so we're gonna do is oh I might just put three of these dudes chief Ben bro y'all not ready they got they bring it in to pitch for it ha ha handle day you know I'm trying to jump up let's go back to our roots have it a rock this is what we do start them up run it one day I don't know what these fields what you see they do it a lot with the shield's all right I don't even know what happened well we get some spear doors to the sides oh yeah let's go archers archers and O'Day Wow Lodi why your sweat this is the one let's go let's go Archer don't you freaking weeb jump in the water now let them poles fly let them poles fly all right let him fly let him fly Oh what are y'all oh yeah oh yeah one down one down coming down to sinner kill him Oh hit him if your dog Otis feel oh my gosh not a guy Hey they got hate protection what are these dudes they got freaking potions that's all I want to see it happens let's go let's go have the best what the Freak whoa they throwing potions back there it's making them confused what's happening spear spear throw it throw it throw it so does the back go to the back G y'all see my people coming y'all get scared y'all get scared hit him [Music] this is what I do oh okay okay I wanna ma'am it oh you could give ma'am it y'all gotta go against all mammy and all y'all got our pitchforks and hey what's in it do you see my mammy mammy nothing can go against mammy what are y'all I'm a sin you witches a couple of apples I know y'all got this just just go in there soon of oh snap is people coming from the freaking trees oh my gosh have a boy around them oh my oh my gosh mammy mammy just get aboard get up order they can't do anything when you get close they can't do anything we get close come on here hit him this is what mammy does right now we got mail a well we got the former now look at a harvesters Harvester sit him down oh my gosh did you see my do crawling yeah let me get that wheelbarrow let's go wheelbarrow [Music] oh my god I do ran a pickup Foley you get a wheelbarrow bro come on we'll turn around we'll bail turn around see they begin some Lube arrow I have full faith in you we'll go slow it down keep going barrel I believe in you just slow it down see oh my wheelbarrow good luck eat it no you just trying to box them in a big no-no oh he's right oh my god are you too tall bro give them guts then [Music] [Music] guys bro oh I'm gonna start crying no don't follow them no no problem it's only one left yes yes yes it's all up there are mr. [Music] dollars of Farnese my ducats swing into a high man it's all about the wheelbarrows I want three wheelbarrows go Oh y'all did Oh y'all did will bells go round the work together work together wheelbarrows catapults handling Bay City catapults Cindy Cindy catapult Oh another one another one oh my oh these catapults bro no what the Freak do we have here are these minotaurs oh no oh no we need heavy catapults I want archers this is about to be a battle right look at the better doors oh my gosh all my archers let the arrows fly little fly is he dead one of them one of them is dead oh my gosh can y'all kill the soldier over there all right it's a whole bunch of y'all just shoot away ill so dumb guys if y'all do not hold mine these ain't one of us arrow [Music] all right clearly we needed Squires y'all get the catapult ready we gonna need them I'm gonna need thats what I'm talking about John go one more catapult from the right one more catapult on the right [Music] don't mess with the catapults all right we in the ice world oh snap Zeus roll give me Zeus and give me some shield guys let's go what is happening here maybe maybe a minute or because they're hating you they eat you and it slows you down minutes are go over there who are you charge attack there you go you care that you got too close to distance most of distance oh y'all in trouble now pink balls in those hands give them the hands guys let's talk about what over here what over here get this guy raising his hand in class bomb the bomb [Music] what may if you do not watch him thank you hey thank you for playing our introduction campaign quite work we killed that now this is the adventure Oh y'all want to see more we could do this next time now all I want to see it's all-out war 100 Havel the rocks versus three mammoths who do you got your money on guys I'm gonna give you a second to vote cuz this is about to get a while I'm sorry the mammoth spot again smack let's go they kind of just they kind of just yeah just run dude get out of here good they're coming bro if you do not run oh my god five mammoths no six versus six minotaurs in two kings if you win this way you all go Josie let's go guys let's go one at a time one at a time they can't stop us lay him down I don't know what's going on on the east side of the field wait I literally thought this guy was alive the whole time these minotaurs ain't nothing up lately well alright you guys we're gonna in it there we did the introduction so if you guys want to see any more of this totally accurate battle simulator these are the sisters the samurai slice the like button subscribe today to join the samurai and it's so next time my presidents this is my name is Gary King [Music] you win perfect

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Length: 17min 34sec (1054 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 09 2019