HOW ANGRY CAN ONE MAN GET? | Cuphead - Part 1

[Music] hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to Cup head now Cup head is a game that came out about two months ago hi guys yes it is Sam and if you know me you know that I'm incredibly skilled and talented at playing games and if you could stop laughing for one moment you would know that I'm telling the truth when it comes to shoot-'em-ups or shmups I'm actually pretty good at them that wasn't too evident in topper that I just did but that is a thing so hey how's it going guys so cup had um I was uh I've never played it before obviously but I've also I haven't seen much gameplay of it but I know it's supposed to be difficult now that doesn't mean bad things but it means that an aramis I make excuse nama flips once upon a time in a magical place called inkwell aisle there were two brothers named cup peg and mug Minh Cup head and mug man they lived without a care under the watchful eye of the wise elder kettle okay one day the two boys wandered far from home and despite the elder kettles many warnings ended up going on the wrong side of the tracks and ended the devil's casino inside Cup head and mug man soon found themselves on a winning Street at the craps table hot dog explained king dice the casinos sleazy manager these fellas can't lose nice run boys laugh the UH new comer the brothers gasp it was the casinos owner the devil himself now how about we raise the stakes he suggested with the toothy grin when Manoir roll and all the loot in my casino is yours the devil boomed but if you lose I'll have your souls deal cuphead blinded by easy riches nodded and grabbed the dice for a throw good gosh cuphead no fried mug man for he understood the danger but it was too late Snake Eyes laughs the devil while slamming the floor you lose the brothers trembled in fear as he loomed over them now about those schools Oh the brothers pleaded for their very lives there must be another way to repay you mug man stammered yes please mister cut man added hmmm perhaps there is the devil snickered pulling out a parchment I have here a list of my runaway debtors collect their souls for me and I might just pardon you two mugs now get going the devil roared kicking the boys out most rudely you have till midnight tomorrow to collect every one of those souls otherwise I'll be the one collecting yours combat mug man were terribly frightened and ran away as fast as they could come on Bhagat panted cuphead we have to find the elder kettle he'll know what to do I don't know if you will know what to do alright anyway I'm gonna yeah so this is uh yeah I don't know I don't know how he's gonna go what a fine pickle you boys has gotten yourselves into alright okay I know you don't want to be pawns of the devil but if you refuse I can't bear to imagine your fates I must play along for now connect those contracts and you'd best be ready for some nasty business your daddy's friends won't be very friendly once you confront them in fact I expect they'll transform into terrible beasts take these potions so they won't hang you out to dry we'll give you the most remarkable romantical abilities now go to riding desk and use the mystical inkwell there you need to prepare yourself for a scrap alright okay alright tutorial I should probably do this I have no idea how to play duck hold down to crouch alright got it hey short jump hold for a high jump oh why - twice why - what does B do I can't be B - right hey descend from certain platforms all right right mouse button to stay locked in place oh that's handy wait ah oh oh when I'm staying in place ah okay Perry slap but is that my handers at hand coming out of my bop boom Bop oh oh okay I see oh oh well I don't have a two-player so I guess I'm by myself now all right well alright yeah I'm gonna I think I can change the controls I'm gonna make just in case let's see keyboard controller what does this be do anything Axew what does ax shoot mean I feel like beef should be - if X shoot is something fancy then I'm gonna change that replace with what Oh replace okay I'm gonna change this up I don't know what that was all about but okay alright X move y-yeah see if I gotta do something quick I imagine I may be dashing a lot so why wouldn't that change that to be alright okay I got this I got this guys I got this okay alright I got this alright now I'm not promising I'm gonna be Reggie but you know you guys know how I am with rage games so we're just gonna see how this goes deliver - buh buh buh buh buh bluelab a boom boom boom okay alright okay alright well grandpa I'm off to lose my soul I'll have to lay out all those debtors to move on now shake a leg get to murdering alright grandpa I'll do you proud don't you worry about a thing this is gonna be great it's gonna be some special I know that there's gonna be something it's gonna be a whole lot of some oh hi those are gone hey fellas looks like you're in for it now eh well I used to be the same way always getting in trouble runnin jumpin shootin but now I prefer just strolling around and going to the pictures hey let me give you a hand take this Wow three Co coins thank you thank you for that what can I get for that pork rinds Emporium oh boy pork rind he thinks you might find that name offensive chaser X chaos orbit long-range with below average damage no aiming required extra hit point spread a way shoot rain with great damage if you can keep close to your target okay [Music] jumbo rebound great coverage with average damage in backwards for maximum range I don't know what the hell that he was even talking about I'm gonna go with the chaser I like me a chaser alright lobber Tex kablooie medium range and good damage with it okay you know what all right goodbye pork rind goodbye alright you gots to equip those new purchases if you wants to use them look at your equip card you bums alright okay whoa list Oh whew that's a lot of schools beep okay got that I guess super no super charm no charm okay alrighty then what's this then the root pack in botanic panic difficulty simple or regular go simple on you guys I'm about to go regular on you guys and you gotta see all the skill that I got Oh oh hi wallop whoa whoa wait whoa whoa hey hey whoa what are you doing what are you doing switch oh no aiming required I like this oh this is nice oh this is lovely well so far so oh whoa whoa wait whoa whoa why isn't shoot like right right bumper or something like that I feel like shoot should be like left bumper is that way I can't III live it wait hey I'm a change that again hang on and you need to change everything okay all right right bumper is okay ex shoot his switch weapon okay that's good so I'm gonna make shoot left trigger yeah okay and then that's good right maybe maybe excuse should be right trigger then no okay let's try this ah that's much better oh look at this is much better Oh is he dead oh ho oh oh hey oh hey onion how's it going sorry burn oh my me oh oh I can't move to you oh I see how it is okay all right hang on nyeeehhh are you all right god damn I'm a pro god damn I'm so good at this game goddamn look how good I am okay all right can you stop crying you big bubble blowing baby I mean I get that you're an onion and crying is kind of the thing you caused but it doesn't have to be the thing you do well [Music] all right well that's a thing hey that don't look good a good thing I got home and good man this this gun makes it easy oh that don't look at that Oh carrots are good for your eyes oh I get it good for your vision now it's real funny I was funny like it's so funny it's almost no skill involved with this one okay well there's some skill involved when I run right into that OOP eyes way better way better cuz way better flaps blab say nothing cuz it's supposed to be hard ha ha I bet this game doesn't get any harder than this alright he's sad well his souls gone it's all right okay well there we go got that oh yeah you guys are right the pink ones - yeah that's why also I changed it so that I could a better parry that's totally that's that's a hundred percent what I meant to do yes okay all right got it God okay I got it Oh Oh whole contract the root pack you got the root pack soul contract now why didn't it well these people keep giving their souls to the devil it seems like a a not good thing Forest Follies run-and-gun okay all right whoa what am i running in one of my Gunung oh I'm running okay all right well this is running and this is gunning definitely all these people unfortunately are dying can I parry that but okay I don't know if I can parry that oh I wanted to try though I can definitely parry that one oh boy okay come on nope not okay hang on I'll get them go get the parry I'll get the parry just complicated matter your ah can I bury that oh it's scary it's a scary parry okay I got it apparently I'm not all good it did me but I'm scary parried it I'm scared game in so bad it's game in so bad boink well that's that I parried that there we go okay I'd be very careful about the Paris bears into bears little perilous okay I know what I'm doing oh I died damn it well that's okay cuz I'm getting the hang of it the first step don't mean nothing okay maybe I should switch way up and down look at this that's such a good Gundam why would I do the normal gun when I got this gun I mean I know it's probably weaker but more shots are gonna hit so it kind of all evens out huh no aiming required whose magical magical world of the living got ya I don't need to parry these things but I'm gonna lap very requires so much oh but it just does everybody hold on so cute and adorable when they died oh no no no no there we go is it crazy I'm crazy ah easy saying the world nope oh okay oh boy that was weird alright hey how are you supposed to avoid that then oh jeez I'm sorry yeah it's be one good Oh a corn maker oh that's that's problem that's a problem you mean bomb maker you mean bomb maker is what you mean okay there we go hey stop that now okay I can see where this game might get difficult for some scrublords ain't too good at games not not me though pretty good at games you know that guys they didn't know that but nobody knew that I was right there I was right there ah surprise on me I was who'da thunk I was right there ah damn it okay alright well I got this guys I got this man wait for it wait for it for the skills on its way this is why I did this live so you couldn't see that I wasn't goofing yeah like all my skill is readily apparent Josh McElveen bat oh I meant to smack for pakil you but got it and he ever report an important race of who smack that pink bastard I'm the winner oh I love the sound effects in this by the way now I mean number one like this style is super charming am I supposed to I supposed to actually be able to make this jump that that's something that's I can't double chop all right okay all right well all right that's the thing yeah I can't I can't double jump so what is it wasn't it expecting me to do huh what's it expecting huh there's some mechanic I'm missing here there's some some goofy goofy thingamabob er that's supposed to help me get to my destination bab-ee the forest needs to calm the hell down [Music] okay - OH - right I have a - I forgot about that that's right oh yeah - the button that I said I need to change that that's right okay hang on I'm customizing I got it yeah oh yeah hang on watch this what she how that's that what BAM right trigger now I'm a I'm a frickin pro and then yeah okay here we go you seeing this all right wait I gotta remember what I just changed - right right uh uh I got it got it got it got it the best okay hang on I'm the best I'm the best guys I'm the best way for it wait a breath and pull the best I'm the best you guys all know how good I am at being the best there ah well well this is a pretty arias predicament well all right right okay okay let's fold on yours is or if you have horses hold them keep them closed and love them boy I'm up [ __ ] creek without a paddle aren't I okay all right so far so goofy all right easy ah you like it Bravo liked it weren't nothing like it to work nothing like it twerp nothing I got it two years later what do you talk about I don't even know who you are who are you why are you who sent you here ha ha ha ha ah yeah that's the good stuff give me that any - ha ha ha see see how it go see I told you I'm incredibly skilled at games and such as the like as this i am i know i won't inhale your dong actually I won't do that hope you didn't know hope you weren't gonna banking on that all right what's with you tree huh why are you shaky news you say all right whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh you didn't tell me you're gonna bounce off the wall like that it's like frickin don't why are you doing I don't like that okay all right you're weird I don't like weird I like normalcy boy thank you nope not what I wanted okay all right well all right then I didn't expect you to stuff no I what is that I don't know today I'm gonna block I'm gonna people back that I pitbull backed it oh you I'm the wall thing oh the wall thing oh the wall thing okay I'm a handsome slime bringing pain one bounce at a time all right here we go here we go got you you got your number huh you think you don't got my number you ain't gonna call me after dinner huh what's going on with you all right no no no no you ain't punch them thank God nothing thank God nothing no I think I think and therefore I'm not em okay how am I supposed to know any okay all right yeah you do that you do that oh oh ah I got two of them that was good yeah bounce okay oh that's scary okay oh I thought you're gonna hit the wall [Music] am I supposed to do uh yeah okay well that hurt a lot okay I got this one I got this how am I supposed to know how much healthier uh is there something to do with oh the cards that's right that's right the cards are like mine ah I know it oh um oh I don't know why did i do what did i do yeah I think oh ha ha got ya what did that do why did that do that oh oh boom how about some of this nah get get like this slap up your butt oh god I'm so scared life isn't scariest thing uh oh god I pushed the wrong button I thought I hit - ah doc Oh doc yeah no I didn't go listen to that I forget those a thing Oh duck that's right duck dip duck dive dodge duck duck I'm ducky hahahaha oh [ __ ] I got too caught up in my ah crap dive right into him alright hang on I'm still getting used to the controls guys hang on oh god I keep it in the wrong button for - huh [ __ ] I got it guys hang on ah I'm gonna go through their gun now I'm gonna wallop okay you ain't a match for Cuffy Hattie doc nothing I need to oh man okay all right oh I'm tells me I should probably use a duck the directional pad and not necessarily go this thing okay here we go I got it oh [ __ ] okay all right okay - that way Hey ah I'm okay I'm okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa laughs you didn't oh god you didn't tell me but I thought those I was you know that was my bad okay that was my bad all right han wait I guess switch over to the other the homing gun seems like good talk wall duck okay I got this guys everybody hold on to your hats if I hold on your duck all right I got this now I know all the tricks in the book hey yeah directional pad probably way better yet directional pad is in fact way better oh no no wow oh I got hit multiple times baskets Walt [Music] ah no I was too close all right I got this guy's everybody stop for Bucky hush your face oh whoa whoa whoa whoa I don't know how I didn't get hit by that but I am just so skilled all right oh no not there Oh God he fixed me out that's what's going on oh why am I even trying what does that do for me [Music] I got this I got this I got this [Music] okay I got this all right easy easy easy easy fat don't know why I'm doing that but I did it [Music] hey all right yeah and every time I get better in this game i just happened to shut up ah no wrong but I see I talk and everything goes to [ __ ] ah kids it's it's the lets players conundrum you can't talk and be good at the same time all right I'm ready for you wherever you're going okay I I ain't about this oh oh oh what you gonna do miss me dude oh that is quite a bow it's quite quite a bow Hey okay alright okay alright No [Music] I got the achievement ceramic strike whatever that is a boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom [Music] this games fun as heck oh this games fun as hack as pack Oh fun fun fun for the whole family Oh goopy Legrand ooh soul contract okay alright well got that Missy surfing's upload this job I don't know what these other things new okay I don't want that spread extra hit point lightly weakens your attack power hmm great coverage with average damage and backwards for maximum range oh ok smoke bomb invisible - you will not take damage during a - a great defense that's really handy pee sugar I don't know fun more your first berry move is automatic all you need to do is jump oh yeah okay alright then but that's good that no not that this charm ah that's really handy - really handy I don't have a super I will get it super eventually I imagine what is this guy this guy's all about hey buddy what you doing up here her ups I'll be a monkey's uncle if I'm putting my moolah in the bank for all I know the devil probably controls the place too they'll never get a hold of my gold if I spread it all around and if some Joe happens to find a coin or do good for him that's what I say harrumph alright thank you for that I guess alright clip joint calamity alright okay alright oh jeez man this is nothing but boss fights I love that it's so fun Oh what are you doing I don't like that hey oh oh oh duck oh god I'm not ready oh I missed it oh god how am I supposed to parry solo what are you doing what do you don't what are you doing do you know why that why why you don't need to do that that's not necessary in any capacity your gums oh I tried that's tragic Oh got it no I don't even need the parrot I don't have a super what am i doing BAM boom [Music] okay why are they spitting flies what kind of oh oh that does look good oh god that looks bad I didn't - I didn't - alright learning the fight learning fight I'm learning it I'm learning it okay I'm ready hooray oh jeez gosh oh gosh jeez ah truck really hard [Music] [Music] oh my god oh man if you Perry and bounce like that you got to be on the maneuver all right I got this I don't know why why am I getting it Wyatt is seriously Wyatt there's no reason I don't know I don't have a super I don't even know how to use the zubur wait is wait oh wait no no no wait no this is my it is my super I I am using the super question mark these are my supers oh oh oh I don't like that oh that's no no no this shouldn't have danced oh hey hey buddy everybody hey buddy hey oh this is my super these are my supers aren't they isn't that am I just how dumb am i extremely extremely dumb bummed am i extremely dumb I think I'm extremely dumb I'm very dumb morning oh that I don't like that face that face not good I dashed oh I - I mean I'm invulnerable when I dance I totally for lunch oh I'm involved wait oh oh knocked it okay I don't know what that did for the devil are they good I mean I'm invulnerable when I - I forgot I forgot then I didn't use it right ah Oh God okay I got it I got it I get it I get it okay they're not supers okay I'm not they're not supers I'm not dumb thankfully we've scientifically proven that I'm not dumb good I'm glad we cleared that up Oh what no I parried that god I need the parry charm god damn it [Music] Wow oh no oh I don't know how that guy turns into a fan is my real question here I mean I'm not wanting to question the scientific procedures of a cartoon game but it seems a little odd you're gonna say it out loud I don't know if it's rude of me but just seemed a little weird nothing I'm the old off that face again again don't like that face why do you run into his mouth that just seems like a weird thing like a strategy in a game as far as like strategies go that doesn't seem to be the right one tiger oh that ain't good okay you can stand on if I didn't realize you can stand on um oh I shouldn't - so much I got this I'm so good at games guys I'm so good guys I heard how good I am at games okay all right everybody hold on to your hats everybody hold on your grip dragon hats bothering you I just said I wasn't good about a pairing you've been a parrot it oh I'm so scared those Goods games just scare me I skip so freakin scared man it'd be a lot easier with two players huh well whatever oh well there goes that dream how that parried you I don't know why Oh laughs laughs lip balm [Music] Oh - [ __ ] - to God ah why why mrs. stupid some stupid stupid uh-huh alright he's gonna charge into his mouth and then I'm gonna not be stupid that's the only answer to this question he could go in his mouth throwing his mouth frog brother weird and then I can just dodge it normally because I don't actually need to do anything smack all right why wait do I not even have do I even have to do that someone tells Matt whoa okay alright well this is easy ah okay ah easy easy easy the easiest thing in the world cuz I'm not reading into it too much oh god yeah Oh dad good blame you blam blam [Music] so scared I'm just so scared in life you know I'm gonna go with the normal gun because just shooting for I bet it does more damage but oh I need it for this this is good for this but only good for that otherwise switch guns right that's the strategy I should employ oh this better this is good it feels good feels good okay and then back alright this is a good stretch good fat gets right - good good good good shot you good choice [ __ ] I don't like that [Music] laughs that's Oh those quick bat bat bat bat okay okay okay go on to him yeah it's doing way more damage both with what I'm doing and also the super yeah I got this are you want time whoops oh whoops died there Oh scary scary but not that scary now I don't know what that means I don't like this no I dodge I die this is okay it's okay I don't know where I'm going when I'm invisible hey hey hey oh god why am i dashing why do I do that to myself oh go again why not hate myself hate myself oh this is easy I got this in the bag in the bag in the bag in the bag in the bag in the back in the back in the back in the bag in the bag and the bag in the bag and back in the back in the back in the baggage no I've got a thumb come on come on come on easy easy easy easiest thing in the world I guess you can only damage him one year when he's open like that Liz oh oh god oh god not die not die after that not die I know die oh this game is easy this game is easy games easy Jen's easy yeah God three months okay that's fun got it in the bag in my bag it's in my bag my bag is full of it god this got this got this got this great I'm great I'm great I'm great I'm the great stomach ribs and the greatest guys are the greatest from the greats do you know how great I am great the answer is extremely ribbing crooks they're dead they're gone they're dead they're just dead gone forever completely dead never see their families again they're just dead where am I going next all right okay all right what's up next hey how's it going you want to be dead I've been murdering what's that you do want to fly in a plane like I do you're not sitting in any cockpit till you study those blood breads all right okay we'll find them aeroplane blueprint why why is this it [Music] hold right trigger to shrink this doesn't make any sense okay [Laughter] all right I'm down okay all right whoosh all right I guess I got this I don't know what I'm doing but I'm going flying apparently we're going flying guys guys we're going flying I did it we are proud of me got you two mugs are ready for the wild blue yet there's only one of me all by myself just remember those birds are flying have their own tricks fancy fighting moves on the ground don't apply up there though you can feel Perry like the dickens be sure to shrink yourself when the need arises remember when you're short so is your range see well good luck I suppose get any of that that doesn't make any sense sir doesn't make a lick of sense threatening Zeppelin all right okay oh hi okay I'm sorry am i what am i doing to you why am i doing it also oh no that's not what I wanted I wanted to Perry not that uh [ __ ] that was unexpected that was weird why'd you do that oh I thought I buried that where are you a ball now I look away for one second okay whatever you say Oh shooty keep freaking thing I need to actually run away from it no whoosh that's no good okay all right well that's weird fast got you we're gonna do about nope that's a wicked ball that's a weird whoa I'm moving fast super but Harry I don't I still don't know if that's a super or not I'm gonna bomb you I think that was the correct maneuver I don't know what happened I keep transforming into things and I don't understand I don't get it ah the two lovers okay all right well then Roberts gay and come back baby okay so the super is when you get all the cards and you save up and then you can blow them real good oh boy god damn it not enough one HP alright I got this I don't like that at all what oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god no no no no no no no no no no no just no aah No Oh lasers that's what you do ok I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared I am the scariest I am so scared I am this scared everything have fear fear nothing but fear inside my soul fear Oh a slab [Music] all right is that the bowl again course it is fear fear fear fear fear I slept myself right into that I've got nothing but fear a slap so good okay Wow got you that's what you deserve I think ah where did that come from I haven't seen that guy before okay which way you're gonna go smooch [Music] slap no there you go that's different okay manis boss spices so why is that the way that that is oh I don't like that I like that I don't like this guy oh whoa I don't know if I actually need to dot anything before that happens seems like something that's highly irregular hahaha I mean she got weaponized laughter so I I don't know really if I could question anything okay all right moon phase coming up problem I was not paying attention oh wait no I still being vegetable I still did all right still the immunity - yes yeah don't need to do that I'm gonna do this now run or skirt oh [ __ ] oh no if I hit something it does do bad out no okay all right wait all right - miss me - oh god no I was paying attention to the UFO and not the stars Perry all right god there's so much to look at oh so it's the look at so let's look at God God okay all right okay it's fine ha ha ha I just got to keep my eyes more open open to infinite possibilities infinite possibilities in the horizon the world is full of possibilities you need only grasp them it always starts with the pole laughs nope not today I was not paying attention god damn it oh god damn - slap oh here comes Dumbo me kaboom okay all right ah no I have doors at doors I'm so bad ah I'm a blimp you're a wimp I'm not a wimp I'm not a wimp I swear why do I need to kill you why can't we get along you seem like a lovely lady we could be friends with your hot you you just I love the way you laugh there's a scrilla wave what I want to say I can't live life this way I'm gonna bomb you boom that's what you get I it was like a life bar something some life some life in my life God oh not this [ __ ] slap oh come on this way okay now it's getting into like the bullet-dodging I'm fine with but it's it's when there's ten bajillion things of God never mind never mind never mind never mind guy wasn't panting where did that note you know I'm gonna retry that one not gonna do that okay everybody hold on to your hats I got this it's got make do with more dodgy shrinking what I need [Music] okay okay okay okay Oh where's all my Perry's huh no you better slap I got incoming yeah how's it feel Oh how's it feel yeah yeah like a bag of dicks donut huh ah your laughter will get you nowhere sit lap more like my slaps tur god I hate myself okay ah the two ladies huh ha ha ha I'm booming god damn it god damn me and my good looks slap you Bob Oh got him oh why is that still there why is that still exist that's not fair does he have left and run and run I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy she's like a we're moon I guess slap here we go doubles key Wham boy that is that is dangerous being in front of that oh oh man bastards suck Oh God [Music] Oh God I'm so close dad dodge slap - ah [Music] [Music] [Applause] I'm gonna kill know what is that what is that go away Oh her my eyes have never been more open syllabic [Music] all right oh my slapper no all right ah no okay all right slap my missamma slap hell do I miss okay anyway I go boom boom the kids boom I miss me miss me brick you know I'm angry when I switch into another language accent not another language it's not even an accent when I just start talking stupid you know I'm angry stupidly oh that's not good yeah yeah we get it we get it whatever it's arbol probably painful too but I don't care haha okay all right I don't know where the UFOs come from dodge Oh Dodge snapper the ultimate combo here we go the bomb go down south and in concoction and a Dodger oh I didn't see that one that was my game again No [Music] now let's get it I almost got like an A+ if I had to get hit right at the end there hold it big dong in me [Music] okay all right got this in the bag I'm so good at everything ooh still held the burger that's funny that's funny that's funny hail de Burgh okay I get it okay you're funny you're funny I just all right treat rob trouble I did it I'm amazing I know I'm amazing amazing there goes true drop throat Rumble tree top Trump trouble double toil and trouble what is that that's not right don't dodge slap ouch ouch gosh I'm invisible slap no I snap I can never slap her again got it anyway it didn't need the slapper no why do I shoot away my slaps murder murder is all I am what they know is death I want my slaps okay you just oh man you you guys are ugly you know what I hate to call a spade a spade but you guys are oh man you're ugly for credibly ugly oh boy yep I got that slap slap you think you do oh that was my slap opportunity my slap eternity where's my slap it - ow why but got the slap okay Jesus stop oh oh oh how did I do that what happened where am I no no no no no no stop no no why am I so scared don't know I'm just scared just turn Elise scared whatever I'm playing this game okay you seem friendly oh you got murdered for helping me you got murdered why why did you get murdered Oh God Oh this is awful Oh No okay all right well all right well that's so sad why why are they being horribly murdered just for assisting me I didn't know what kill me - I got greedy I'm on normal gun Yee you need to be a sharp sure to get through these guys you know what I'm not going normal gomez oh snap I got the slap oh [ __ ] - cut the [ __ ] smell-my slapper god damn my homing [ __ ] now you take my smuggler from me so sad murder all I know is death that's all I do I don't even need to kill those guys do i oh they're not a slapper oh oh oh oh god you hit me with a slapper [Music] [Music] finish him off quick a slap oh no I missed god damn it okay [Music] gosh I just can't be Papa Frick slap no no I think I got that one fine stop garden that you go away no no I jumped again why did I jump forget that ah I'm so twitchy now god that's the worst thing whenever I get angry I get twitchy oh god damn it god damn it I'm fine it's fine it's fine it's fine ah got you through this with my slap tegrity in taxi miss me no so sad no why a what how did it kill both that thing and me without giving me the slap ah no no no no oh there we go I don't know why I care about that so much I shouldn't shouldn't let it get to me [Music] [Music] no not that one don't even know no oh [Music] alright everything's fine I just gotta like quiet down for a little bit it's gonna shut my big gob that's all I gotta do and then wouldn't you know it magic happens will you just will you just a why are you not dying [Music] excuse me excuse me excuse me oh now oh now now now we die okay all right okay you'll be okay teaching me something hello welcome back all right jump okay get you at nope okay all right well that was scary her than it needed to be definitely why is there nothing no I I didn't know it'd be this way why is there Bose no stop in that way give me another give me another I hope they can hold me indefinitely because that's that'd be really nice if they could do that I don't like this I hate this I hate this I hate this okay all right you're dead now I hated that I could should he use my super but I did and I didn't - [Music] [Music] I'll take it ah okay all right I'm gonna just do one more boss fight and then that's gonna be it for it I'm gonna find that it where's the next boss where's the boss give me a boss I want to fight a boss so but before I do the boss I want to let you guys know Christmas sweaters they're for sale markiplier calm we're going on tour again in January and February February we're going to Europe so check that out mark blare calm or tor markiplier calm that is there what are you looking at my chip hey it's not my fault I've been busy fighting off those casino debtors now I gotta save up that my blade fixed so help me I wish someone would bust that King dice one alright okay alright I don't know what that means but okay hey flowers that's it's pretty good floral fury why isn't there a super hard super hard setting that's what I need alright whatever you say what's with the jazz hands hahaha that's what's with the jazz hands I don't like that come on slap that was supposed to be a slap up that's just no my slappers I'm very wha [Applause] allergic rhinitis I don't even know what that means [Music] alright [Music] a slapper that's not good wait hand switch ah what's the pay attention to where you were jazz handing what is that what is that what is that why is that Wow whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait whoa why god damn it I'm not paying attention [Music] I know the chaser is weaker but you know what hey I offset it with my terrible aim I didn't look I wasn't what fight am i fighting you're not a slapper you're not a slow you're a slap oh I can't get to that slappa okay all right what oh no wait no I once then hit me those [ __ ] why did it hit me it shouldn't hit me no no no no no I'm not I'm not stupid then do Oh God oh oh they come to where I'm okay all right not slap up not slap slap ha I've almost got enough for an ultimate of whatever this is gonna do no no no I don't know what this did yeah yeah ah no that doesn't do ultimate okay I should switch to maybe I don't have a super maybe I'm stupid maybe I'm mine am i stupid the answer is yeah I'm stupid oh god I hate that okay it's just a nice calm relaxing whatever we're doing there I saw you coming stop jazz handing at me okay I'm gonna get this guy shoot the seeds no really shoot the seeds Oh see here I was being the opposite of smart oh ouch boom Oh Oh what is that I don't know if that's although that's weird okay Wow all right I hate that that's awful oh no no no no oh that's a slap up how do I slap down look how do we slap down I don't know oh I slapped down I did it oh wow I wasn't watching that's a slap no no [Music] where'd your eyes go okay well you're very dead okay that's horrifying Oh God my heart my heart my heart okay see I ain't so bad I ain't so bad at this I ain't so bad I just complain a lot while I'm doing it but I ain't so bad so thank you everybody so much for watching that's the end of cuphead for now I'm gonna do more cut pad obviously I don't know if I'm doing a livestream forum or in normal let's play forum but we shall see remember to go to Margaret comm to check out the tour remember to go check out the cool sweatshirts that I got for Christmas and thanks everybody so much for watching let me know if you want to see more of this down the comments below what's as posted and as always I'll see you in the next video bye guys bye babe by

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 8,404,399

Rating: 4.9312835 out of 5

Keywords: cuphead, markiplier, gameplay, rage, angry, screaming

Id: BfQ5GSyIc5o

Length: 66min 5sec (3965 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 07 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Milospesh]

Poor mark so close so many times and he loves his slappers :)

[u/Bozzykinz]

I can’t believe I fell asleep at the start then woke up to “bye bye” 🙈😂😂

[u/annoyed_witch]

oh no

[u/FieryPantheress]

I am so happy he is playing this.