SNAAAAAAAAAAIL!!! | Half Dead 3

oh good my god my huge big muscles are so sore my big giant enormous muscles are so sore alex alex really slapping you around these days oh you know how it'd be uh so what's the deal with this game there's rooms they kill us yeah something like that it's like the cube we've played it before for anyone at home um who's gonna set up this thing what size room we want to start off with the defaults three by three by three uh let's just do default at first let's not go crazy the default difficulties i'm too young to die then there's hey not too rough hurt me plenty this is the violence nice [ __ ] cold stone creamery of video games what's happening now yeah that's classic doom like the original doom difficulty levels lots of difficulty options here so which one you want what do you hurt me plenty dude hurt me a lot hurt me so much all right sending you an invite oh are you now trying to invite mark is always a nightmare on this but i managed oh my god wow what an absolute nightmare you are mark you're a nightmare mark what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys what the [ __ ] oh i turned my mouse sensitivity down a little bit low it turns out sensitivity of one is good for the menus bad for the game do you think this is a trap uh no it's definitely there we go are we all three sarah sterling oh oops no no i'm the i'm ash you're ashley i'm sarah we're sarah we we are sarah you're the other girl you're the other girl we are sarah great love that would you guys like some orange oops [Music] oh god oh god whoa what the hell i see you're talking about bob if you hit w it takes like a full second before you start moving yeah that's like a that's like input delay or something right yeah i don't know how who who grabbed food how did you do that half oh dude watching us just watched us put down this entire table of food like snakes eating an egg [Music] this feels like it was important for healing or something but who cares no no no no let's go oh what is that i don't want to go in there i feel like it's just black okay that's probably fine [Laughter] oh man your health's really going down yeah oh my god is there some food wait hold you hold your breath hold your breath [Music] oh shoot well that's a damn shame oh is it like minesweeper you see on the minimap it says one and one so there's one i see yeah so that's probably safe over here yeah definitely confident about that and this is a safe this is a zero that's unfortunate wayne yeah we'll get you back don't worry wait a minute oh look there's that room in me hmm we can see can't we like find you remember your teammates will save you i don't know what that means why do i have less health what happened why do i do we eat too much are we dying of food is food slowly poisoning us well i also called you wade sorry booty just gonna let that door close that would look moderately survivable though oh hey i found wade hey what uh how's it going bud hey i'm good hey welcome is this the exit yeah i think there's food down there what i think this is floor one of three wow now we're on floor two of three hey this says there's three dangerous rooms and there's only three openable doors oh we did the smallest map let's just stay oh that's oh no that's fine oh oh wow you're right there are three dangerous rooms that's that's pretty fun we can't go that way what are we doing i'll go this room you go that room i'll go there you go i'll go this way this team's fine in that room oh i found acid rain it feels bad this feels bad holy [ __ ] oh my god i feel safe oh man it's fire time in here hey guys uh there's no way out of here i think that's what i think okay oh no no it's fun yeah yeah there you go that looks good there's two to one there's this is how this has to be safe this has to be right why did mark disconnect oh no i'm here i'm here hey oh hey what's up yeah he's alive i'm still dead though this time it seems fine yeah totally fine uh well this is not my game i have found hey you're not maybe you'll be in this thing [Laughter] wait are you are you here are you in the room with us no he did i'm dead but i'm spectating you no that means this is safe right yeah oh you go first i don't know the lava pistol yeah well there's two doors and two dangerous rooms attached so let's just see what's behind door number whoa hey tetris i mean rubik's cube what's behind door number two sand hmm [Music] well that's not too deadly yeah that's not too dare i'll take my chances with mr cube over here oh you know what i'm going to just go with mark then that's fine careful oh hey oh [Music] you good bro oh i win oh i gave it over well do i win oh yeah i win i found um i found three rooms two of which killed you i think i scored it twenty thousand dude i only scored 10 000. holy hell i'm at 11 000. how the hell am i 11. because i'm so good at that i just do [ __ ] i won how am i have the lowest score all right let's get a bigger amount bigger map four by four by four okay cool that's good what's happening to get out of the dead wait wait what what dude it said to get out of a deadly room you need to break two flasks i don't know what that meant i didn't read the rest of it there was something there mine said that in order to heal yourself eat the food in the main yeah uh-huh we know whatever dude have some have some food wait what are you doing oh i will right okay all through this safe room all the rooms are safe over here nice safe room perfectly all the rooms are safe i guess we're all going our own way you're safe or not it's zero it's like mine sweeper there's a boot over here oh hey mr krabs um well that's not deadly i don't know what they have on them are those explosives i don't like the area i don't know if these are good things to touch don't this one's a maze mark you want to come in the maze no that's where the snail was fire hey what's up yeah i'm on fire a little bit the exit oh the exit all oh hey i guess he's your friend forever he doesn't want to go in the hole oh oh wait but that's where we're going no it's fine it's fixed foreign yeah that's our friend we want to get to the end of the game he's not me big huskies you sure do oh that seems bad oh that means this one must be safe right that's what i'm doing okay geez oh he's jumped mark the door's gonna close lose him watch him lose him lose him lose it oh god damn it you look food hey food numb no no no no no no no do you guys want to try to trick him into that other room really quick take him back down oh there's a barrel it's exploding yeah watch out for the snail bite that's a gun that's a gun yeah snail oh mark mark got him stuck on the door oh god the barrel still happening guys watch out for the gun oh he walks over the table that's not very cool it's fine everything's fine mark where are you going buddy i'm going this way oh that's going to be fun hey close close i lost them oh wait found the exit um okay and got it hey what's up and i lost our friend hey oh oh i can't i fell in the [ __ ] i fell in the hole all right fair enough oh no i fell in the holy bad room is connected to this one no okay i'll try this one well they can't all be oh no they cannot deal oh yeah don't mess with the snail he's bad dude i thought you were lying i thought i was lying he's just like watch out for this okay mark the snail okay i'm just telling you man well it's probably safe otherwise yeah oh god oh god oh god oh mark what a room you found over here well i know some stuff about the other oh there's a gun in this one as well oh man uh i'm gonna just come [Music] did you wait which way did you go i don't know i i had to run i had to make a lot of running but uh i found the exit not a lot of choice in the matter holy [ __ ] um this is the end of me uh guys that's just a water room ow guys this might be the end of me oh no oh god okay i made it i made it i made it i made it i made it hey look at the end hey lulu oh my god you have someone behind you i know what are you doing behind you i know it's a problem we're perfectly fine here landmines we're good it's fine let's wait get over it okay well this room is not scary yeah come on yeah i'm gonna try and experiment [ __ ] yeah it's fine [Laughter] let's just open all the doors and see what happens just kill him well time to find out we're going in baby the fire [Laughter] all right i'm going for it i'm going for it i'm going for it you have a mood oh my god i invade health oh [ __ ] oh the dragon oh mark oh mark you're not finding good things no oh no i'm going for it i have four health i have four health that's not enough oh if i had just randomly gone the other way i could have got there i know got decapitated in a room full of crabs happens to the best in this man nowhere to go but five by five by five five by five turn it up to nightmare you want nightmare done okay uh we can go to 10 by 10 by 10. then there's pyramid oh no pyramid times eight i'm okay because i imagine that's like three then four then five which would actually let's do the pyramid i think that's a more interesting way to do it let's do a pyramid times two up to times eight do pyramid five pyramid five would that end on a five by five or would that end on like a eight by eight ah let's find out we'll find out worth you guys see that what is that i'm curious but i'm not curious enough to step on it with my own feet what if i do that oh well that's not so bad okay well yeah that's the give me my boot back i'll take my boot back wait give me my shoe back oh i did get my boot back okay well oh you didn't on my screen ah it's all right i got it on my screen oh wait there's there's oh that's fine oh green hey what's going on good oh hey there's another snapper that's fine i lost some health i'm gonna go eat some food did you get snapped i may have not noticed the other snapper i drank some milk cut my thighs and my shoes exit exit exit everybody oh i seem to be good at finding these exits don't go why would you go that way no oh you'll find the flag flasks i flasked it oh we need two shoes on the same door that's what the flasks are guys i flasked my way out i could have survived yeah you really could you could yeah you could you absolutely could have gone out of here but it costs your shoe like the shoe dies interesting yeah my shoes is gone now i got no shoes that's okay but i flashed my way to freedom hmm [Applause] wow all right we're out of shoes well wade will save us there oh i just let that shoe go i think um well that that's that means this one's safe and this one won't be that bad either [ __ ] oh hey look how long that is oh it broke it broke dude it broke what's happening it broke oh neat is it because you threw your shoe at it maybe them shoes are powerful this one says four so there's no way that this one itself is bad right no wait um that's not true that's not true that's not true i'll find out oh no that's not good hey wait i don't know you can break me out with hey i could i could punch the flask if i wanted to but it's all right guys just break me out with your shoes oh yeah oh okay yeah it's really getting kind of chilly in here something is happening to my body oh hey your life with zero help oh never mind it's cold i was right the first time okay well this way it is dragon room it is oh hey buddy okay that's a lot of fours i don't like the fours i know that's a lot of forces there's a lot of fours all right i'm gonna oh i don't like that i'm going in i'm going in with the crow oh wait hey mark what what's up okay i'm going to do this with the right call oh god crabs you got this bob i'm not actually taking any damage do we're seemingly fine i'm just trapped in here forever oh but mark will find some shoes and get you out yeah mark could you find two shoes and then save me i have one shoe that i found that almost is enough for the way to say oh bart there's another shoe in the corner oh where that corner uh that you're facing the left left oh there it is hanging up in the corner yeah i see it wow there's can you save me i can technically i suppose will you save me for fire right now i will i will save you this snowman oh hey what's up buddy okay got it come with me okay oh the dragon is here yeah that exact moment was not advisable it's five to five to five to five to five what is with this pissing dragon i don't want to go in there that doesn't seem very oh i gotta risk it i gotta risk it it's fine this must be it how is this not the exit oh god uh there's one yeah how's that going mark i know i know i know i know i know i know i know is that the exit the one room it is definitely the exit it is the exit oh we could have gotten there in like two two rooms yeah we could have gotten right there you know what i'm just going to go the other way i didn't notice the spiky chain ball yeah look it's got a flask on it you can you can break all of it yeah so you can actually do a lot with shoes i forgot there's a thing in here oh don't come in don't come in no come in oh my god oh hey what's up guys why are we all doing that what are we doing i was debating on freeing my corpse from it's frozen you need two shoes he has two shoes oh nevermind then how do you get two shoes because he died came back with shoes from death you come back with both shoes that's silly what whoa that revealed a lot in the area there's a shoe in here what are the odds gonna close if i walk in here not too terrible probably all right wade i'm gonna need one of your shoes if this locks me in go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go no hey guys how's it going hey what's up man good worth it that means this way has to be safe right sure yeah oh yeah oh that looks safe yeah it's safe man go for it go go go you got it you got it go for it man go for it see totally oh that's safe you just gotta watch out for the steam easy easy doesn't that room have to be bad it doesn't have to be bad i'm going for it guys i'm gonna die to steam because i suck hey look guys it's the exit i have 36 38 health open the door over there over there hey man how's it going it's fine yeah good job everybody that was good all right four great oh cool whoa what is that what the hell do you think we should go into rock room i don't think so that seems terrible all right what about we're in a fort all the rooms are bad oh no so many snails why would you open another one those are bad by the way the snail rooms are safe now no no no they're not there's definitely there's there's some landmines or something okay so if this is [Music] oh my god you did hit a land mine with your shoe yeah i thought that's a really flaily fire guy still get is dangerous yeah go in there and see what happens i'm sure it's fine oh box of gloves that one still seems like the least objectionable yeah they're just boxing gloves what are they gonna do hit but it's a three yeah right ha ha ha ha ha ha hey whoa whoa whoa wow you can survive um oh it's minotaur man how do i spectate my oh hey friends i'm in the [ __ ] me express the what oh hey you have a friend yeah i heard you say that yeah oh my god those are land mines in front of that door all of these doors are dangerous every one of these doors is dangerous i will take the one with lasers laser room yes oh there's other stuff in laser room that doesn't seem good we got smart mark oh nice snails i have to go oh my this one this one's definitely dangerous you've got a three danger uh-huh oh food oh at least my ass survived hey it was me all right laser room i i don't trust this other guy no way man no way oh god oh god it's fine oh hey oh i'm alive whoa what happened hey what's up buddy oh god you all got here oh hey what's up dude hey we got a friend coming in god snail blow up the guide okay what do we got here okay that looks cold this is all crabs how bad could a lip oh [ __ ] i like the room with the two lasers in it i think that's a good way to go it's good let me back out let me out i'll mark it though if the friend is with you mark just so you know oh god okay i'm gonna just go oh [Music] [Applause] i don't have any boots i don't have any boots hang on uh uh there's definitely a way to survive this keep keep doing it keep living mark live [Applause] yeah here's the plan great plan good plan yep yep yep yep yep oh [ __ ] okay this is a good room this is a good room check out the drawers see if you can find the exit yep yep yep i'm going deep boys you're going deep okay good good good oh oh oh oh oh i don't like the laughter careful i think i'm dead boys well i didn't randomly find the exit by sprinting full speed to my death no oddly enough no that was rough killing it guys no it's fine yeah i'm killing it and dying it guys yeah we're going back go right back into it i like pyramid good that's very cool and i'm glad you liked it hey oh what the balls it worked oh these guys are fine oh balls get it balls get it get it balls get it [Music] i killed the crab i threw a building oh okay hey guys there's an extra boot over here uh-huh oh bad that means this one's safe yeah that's how it works this must be the guys i found a cave oh we go up baby i'm coming from watch out for your brain wait we're going up go up yeah oh [ __ ] yo ow god damn oh god no no way it's death there's no way it's fine right it's definitely fine watch this watch oh hey crabs how are you doing crabs and flowers okay okay okay oh oh god they're still ah okay the crabs are dead it's fine okay we're fine i don't know touch one probably i don't think so i'm good oh well this one's gonna have too dangerous hey well i'm out of no i've got one shoe wait how do i slow the shoe you have two shoes eight i know but i killed the crab with one i guess i got it back from the crib um um um um i don't like how flaily this fire is yeah wait you're on fire i don't know if you noticed i did not it's fine oh it's good oh oh the floor is coming this way oh you just ran through it like a psychopath oh hey oh darn it oh yeah there's a swingy thing in here yeah be careful guys you do it mark oh that doesn't matter it's fine man it's fine oh god it's the other oh it's so far away oh my god that's not good no shot dude mark i think you're about to die hey fire you heal up a bit i know you do yeah you healed back to 50 i think yeah you do god that's a rock don't touch those flowers if you um if you're if you get curious i'm just going to tell you don't do that don't touch the flowers okay i was thinking don't go that way that's not the way what are you doing i can't go through there what do you mean you're not going to want to go you want to go um to the and you're on fire again okay there's no way there's a death room sure surrounded [Applause] by all right going up [Music] this one seems pretty safe guys i found the safe one you do it safe okay wow open all three doors and find out that we're safe free snails why are they so terrified ow he did one damage to me from across the entire room uh was this room safe safe room bold of you to run inside of it like that i threw my shoe first oh okay crap do i need to get mark's body or do we just leave i think we just leave my body's in many pieces uh so don't worry about it it's fine i believe in you guys oh no not that way cool cool cool i like that room that's a good room yeah that's what'll be good that's gonna be good that's fine probably i just this is zero it's a zero it does say zero okay so that means we know that okay we know the corner rooms are good oh hey oh [ __ ] well let's just open this one and see what surprises await us in here hey buddy okay well i'm going in the zero room okay what oh food room hey there's food over here oh i could kind of use that things on the ground there's many snappy bites i made it nice did you see that just saw that wait why would you do that are you kidding me no he was in there what do you mean you didn't okay well i didn't know he was still on bob you deserve this where else would he go if he's not on you there's two people playing he's closed in now he's closed in there okay well we have a lot of room to explore i feel like i need to go this way uh i want to i want to try to get this way oh [ __ ] all right [Music] how bad was this room this is just a cube [Music] not just a cube but i can oh okay golden brown brush oh oh [ __ ] that means this is also dangerous then um fine [ __ ] no oh i broke the thing haha take that we're going in here we're going in here we're going in here all right i got blown away but i'm i'm blowing back we're going in here we're going in here only one dangerous which means the other door is perfectly fine yep it's fine okay what's up oh my god okay okay it's fine we're fine i'm fine i'm in here now that's hardly fine i feel safe are rocks bad mark ruck's bad rocks are fine i don't know if the room is fine but rocks are ow i'll be careful all right from a steam bird yeah bob every single time i went to wait it was calamity that's been my entire playthrough that's why they call him whoa wade calamity barnes man i don't like that my name we're going whoa you're supposed to swing the other way okay i'm on fire a little bit it's fine this is fine i'm going out i'm coming i was i was born up hey what's up dudes i saved us this is the last level we could make it we'll just very careful how big the map is though we'll just very carefully find our way through and snail it's always a snap i thought you were joking what if that was the double the hill i uh uh wade go ahead no that's just a cave it's totally safe probably yeah totally safe it seems safe i'll find out all right go for it okay i don't like the arms of the damn yeah maybe duck yeah did you not see that when we were telling you that that seems safe okay it used to be working actually i'm okay all right i like that and then a rock room i don't like the noises if i'm 100 honestly yeah not my favorite my shoe oh okay i'm gonna check over here interesting oh it's false wait wait wait wait wait wait let me out which one are you in is this you oh are you in this rock room oh [ __ ] oh my god wade why are you in there what a nightmare nothing good mark what was the other room that you discovered is this okay i don't know it's fine to walk into wow oh it's zapping me i don't like that and watch out these wow every once in a while they kind of slap you on the ass it's not i hate i think the room that i opened is probably the best one and then look how terrible it is i don't like that at all huh is it into the left i guess if we can yeah all right here i'm already half health let me go let me know let me know and this is the device oh you're going for you're going for look out behind everything's dangerous i just exploded into cold oh okay okay okay i believe in mark oh god i believe in mark i believe in mark oh don't run through the lasers i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't oh man oh oh there was a thing on the ground oh my god man we almost got damn time we did almost have it maybe a pyramid times five was optimistic because that was a seven by seven room maybe maybe maybe you never know [Music] we tried guys we tried [Music] bye

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Length: 36min 58sec (2218 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 12 2021

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