Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament

so my friends are in a minecraft tournament with over 200 youtubers including these names you may recognize but two days before the event i get a dm from them saying techno half our team just dropped out we need you to sub in but the organizer said that to keep it fair for everyone else if you sub in you have to replace both of the missing guys and play a player down and i thought that's hilarious i'm in now i figured we weren't gonna win as a team of three but i had a plan you see this was a charity event viewers could donate lucky blocks to players with the money raised go into that player's chosen charity ordinarily there'd only be enough diamonds for a few swords in the entire event but if i could raise enough money for orphans well one man in diamond armor is worth two and iron the tournament format was hunger games with two main twists you can ride on your teammates and you get one chance to revive by winning a parkour race in the gulag and so the day of the event arrived hey to win activate sharp one give me full diamond armor [Music] [Laughter] guys i just got a decent enchantment on my sword is it fire it is fire i just got a fire respect sword they're split up go for that guy right there i'm going left bitzel down [Music] he's shifted i don't think he knows what is this guy doing i got a kill oh here's a person i think i'm winning oh my god oh no are you going elbow wait it's a little bit laggy i got a kill hop on me and then just bow while we run hop on wait try to bow while you run it doesn't work it works yeah oh my gosh that's broken we're we're a team of four now yeah this this actually does make us a team of four in terms of health where are the teams at hear techno should we elytra like just latch her around and then like switch off honestly i'm considering it yeah all right techno plane almost spam the spacebar what's there they are to the right to the right to the right to the right oh my gosh that man had no idea he didn't even get to react he was just mind in his business no threat in sight and we just techno plane let's just keep doing this this is hilarious there's more people go go go go go go let's go get them get them they're gone these poor fools all right back on the plane he's gone this is the part of the video where i tell you to hit the subscribe button please i'm trying to get to three million subs one of them is cut off get the guy cut off go go i'm getting norman nice get him he's dead poor guy quite unfortunate oh that did a lot of damage yeah i did a lot tnt is very strong i'm never getting reinvited to this event i think i got 100 kills for ip band we just get blacklisted before it's over oh there they are drop bottom go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh attack no plane pnt is insane get him he's done i'm gonna go for the guy in the water water water shot him shot him got him let's go that's clean in the barn in the barn okay oh i'm not getting any of these kills no it took me so long to find the door that was a good fight i'm just the i'm just your uber driver this is all for charity by the way every time we stab an orphan in game we save one in real life oh look at these poor guys look at these poor guys oh no oh no i don't even need my diamond chest plate i'm just going for kills three shots shot him got him he's getting away he's not getting away bro the guy in the middle is definitely dead i've shot them so many times so where did the guy go so where'd that guy go i feel like i'm catching up with this guy but very slowly there it is oh grayson we're just running there's still a hundred people left here's purple oh oh my gosh that last hit now his teammates trying to flee and it's futile it just doesn't work he's down why down there sammy green and rky dude and the water in the water yeah get our cay in the water he's dead oh no wait was that ender he's down it's just rky hey guys oh my gosh i love this guy i feel bad i feel bad oh there's more people um straight in front of you i can get in from the roof go in i'm good never mind no i'm not got one we're good are we all alive no we're good i can make a lot of golden apples once we go back to corn oh i can get you the middle all right let's go plane i can get you the middle speak no more i'll get you to a crafting table oh look at these guys they're on the roof let's just stab them oh go go go go oh they pearled did someone say diamond pants honestly we should probably make a diamond chest plate for one of you instead of a diamond pants for me it's kind of a waste but it would be funny it would be that is a good argument meanwhile on the other side of the map oh other people rv again i think they're crosstaling you want to cross them are we allowed to do that no no don't kill them don't kill them we can team we can watch this i'm gonna walk slowly towards them what if we cross team and then we message pika and be like hey they're cross teaming banner yeah they're holding so it's kind of god no no no no team please if they kill us uh he just fell okay you got that guy okay get aboard get aboard we're going the sky is only arrows for them i'm going for beef stew he's on fire oh get him he's dead i'm literally a turret on a plane all right now we're just going to leave you behind and hunt down dings daily with you shot him oh this guy's dead i shot him hello oh hey a person uh right in front of us oh they have decent stuff we have to kill them like it's like 100 percent i do not have my chest played on and i'm going in anyways oh calvin's on him he can't be stopped uh yeah straight where calvin's gone two people there go ahead oh no i don't even need a sword at this point just go straight up in the sky and look down i see a guy over here i'm gonna get him i don't need more fireworks okay oh that's actually a pretty stacked team over there let's go back to calvin and pointless full diamond let's get a screenshot everyone get off screenshot time screenshot yep all right let's do it in the middle dude oh my gosh absurd all right i hate it here oh yes bro even even if we get like owned in death match by 50 teams this was worth it i'm glad we played this he has a parrot well you know what he had a family but you know who didn't have a family the orphans being helped by the miracle foundation donate food lucky block i see a lot of players over here cpk hey get him get him all he's dead literally the turret [Music] chasing this guy down bow him i hit him again nice nice kill tag no if you fly over here and hit him with your sword it's a oh my god we got the plane in the turret all right these poor guys noah is punching air right now i'm just letting you know why did i let this team happen it raised so much for charity but at what cost we did say we're gonna make a kill highlights i was gonna say i just wanted to get like 30 kills i don't even care if i win i just want top kills there's people can you break the mushrooms or mushrooms i'm sorry no no oh finn sir i'm sorry i'm sorry finster it's minecraft monday all over again i don't care about your flint's deal army is he down yes he's dead mid guy dead shot oh if you get the mid guy then the others drop and then we get that oh shot him shot him shot him he shot him shot him nope he's gone i have 21 kills this is the best uhc ever oh this uhc highlights is fantastic i saw the guy go somewhere over here oh look at this man all right let's just go let's oh if need be i can go back to corn i'm literally right next to it oh my god that guy dropped diamonds do you guys want to make diamond armor uh yeah sure you know dumb armor sounds calvin where are you we need to meet up we're already down a player you can go to corn i will get to you calvin it's fine i feel good i feel empowered they're going to see you and maybe like it's a solo player and then knock knock it's the united states with the air support full diamond guy drops out of the sky hello ice bomb hello ice bomb he was playing the game he was just minding his business oh the whole full iron team down there um we should bow them before we go in probably oh no no no okay mid tower dead just right off the bat i shot him shot him shot him oh man he hit a gap though he's like he's pretty full oh no a gap will we lose [Laughter] he's dead shoot him nestor oh i'm trying to melee him i can mailing from up here you can melee yeah i see a person he's done he's done look at this man steal the kill i don't think it worked he didn't even want to play he just saw me in full dime he's like oh come on oh come on what is this game why did i agree to play on this server diamond boots for you calvin you deserve it all this guy he's separated go for this guy get him oh this guy's good i just took a lot of damage or he's gonna drown he's gonna oh wait that's him i thought it was a teammate because he had an outline oh they're all in the water the bridge wait there was a guy hiding there for the broke people oh okay got him right there so we need to keep try hurting for charity exactly it's for the orphans i'm just so charitable oh my god this is just such a good deed i'm doing oh target spotted suburb get him get the guy on fire oh that's you shot him got him man down him got him it's spiffy no no poor spidey quite unfortunate oh no uh there's two people right ahead oblivion to you and charisma i see two poor people let's take them down i'm letting you guys do all the work now i'm over it i don't need a chest plate i don't need a chest plate for you guys did someone escape earlier or did you get him calvin yeah was it this guy right there was that love to oh no can i ask a question why do i still have absorption oh there's a team um all right one more hit techno and wait was that that was sophie i see yeah let's go get him shot him got a few shots on brody oh oh oh oh oh from what purple is dead i'm low on health one hit purple's in one hit i got them off you you're saying you're safe you're safe we're good we're good yeah you're good okay it do not matter calvin's just killing all of them he's down he's down that was actually pretty close they recognized i had the electron which really reduces my uh hit points well that might might be better to just optifine zoom into it oh wait oh god oh god oh god hey piggy cool oh pedicle oh they all die uh there's a man over there juniper for long [Applause] oh one's already dead captain sparkles i'm sorry captain sparkles but you've got a lot of subscribers for the donations oh hello yeah you eat that bread i might be dead wait what's going on i might be dead where are you i'm dead i can get a few shots on him hello pete this ain't mc championships anymore pete this ain't mc championships anymore calvin we need you back well how long does google log last i won hi i'm back i'm right next to you oh you're back here's some uh stuff for you i got a sharp one diamond that i just had spare there is somebody in here with no armor where oh right here you can take him go calvin go kill steel no i can't fire wait i did it 30 kills okay so wait that's 48 plus whatever calvin has 26. that's math here's something right there three four we got the defending champion right there defending champion you say oh they're aware they are aware oh no wait oh wait this isn't stimpy you go for the on fire guy run run coming back and get shots just run just one i'm very tanky they're trying to hit me and it just doesn't do damage they keep running away i turn on somebody in the run this guy's dead keep shooting that's there get em nice did we just wipe that team nope no all right quick get aboard we're finishing what we started get him throw the crunch it kills me every time all right all aboard the techno plane that is hugo again oh this will be in there it's a chase i'm off i'm off by the way oh there's all these guys on a tree oh what oh my gosh oh this might not be good it's bad more halo get up i'm off be careful with tnt um he's low he's low oh one of you guys fell he's gonna go down this guy is no armor he's naked what got him where are the enemy teams at oh right there oh oh no this is a stack team oh that's got it he's good yeah he's good with the bow where did the other guys go oh they all jumped off oh here's the person right there tnt look out one's dead oh let's go down i'm flying go ahead shot him shot him ice dodge that was a really weird dodge but it worked all the polar bears got the polar bears i'm stopping now i knocked one off i'm going after those animals are just rough this is so broken like a voice oh that was risky oh there's another team oh no fire breath man oh nay right there is low yeah um they're one hit probably uh one another one hit dead you're all aboard oh boy this is gonna be a big fight golden apple dead he's almost dead like a maestro over here shot lego he's dead wait i'm coming yo it's gold is gonna die here we got him yup nice no cara go again poland unicorn he's at corn all right we're gonna do a scout information here there's people up in the tree helping the leaderboard it's one person oh he tried to escape but the scouting the scouting was too strong firebreath man how long ago they have invincibility goodbye sensei so long sensei i'm sorry wait for me i'm gonna lose some stuff no you're gone dang it i'm techno easiest kill of my life all right let's move let's meet up let's meet up hello oh rip i think most people might be at the gulag guys like they're all just respawning from us killing them is that what you're saying fruit berries i'm sorry fruit quite unfortunate shop for a few times for it's dead here we go he's still he's literally one hit i'm sorry fruit he's definitely not one hit yeah oh oh no not taiko daiko shoot him oh no uh the full irons we can kill i'm sorry but you're gone you're gone there's no win in this 100 is not enough i want more kill steel oh no my kill do i have eight diamonds calvin what's up all right here we go oh there's a person in here let's kill him oh there's two of them oh adorable all right i can't shoot arrows it's up to you one more kill guys and we have 100. this is it kill steel i probably shouldn't go in like this oh they're just going in big shrimp kills a hundred kills we did it as we were celebrating 100 kills we had no idea that our next battle would be our last the remaining players had all formed a massive cross team and alliance with one shared goal taking us down once and for all was it allowed probably not but it didn't matter it was too late to stop them if we wanted to secure victory we would have to win three versus 21. this is it we practiced the three v6 this is just that but more this is just that but more i get them they're making a tower who cares about their tower look out calvin i'm good i'm all right target poland poland's almost dead he's so low i don't have any more arrows techno's going in got him i'm sorry i'll go by there's no escape there's no escape you're gonna do this he's still gonna win quick question why are there so many people in one place [Music] i got the boots i'm dropping the boots here i've decided i will take on the rest by myself oh my gosh the final boss part two the final boss the boss is never ending 24 tnt oh my god oh god i'm gonna be here go back to skyblock a game that i don't play myself so i can say that it's bad boy halo he's dead we keep going we keep pushing forward right back until you're back decked up no not again scotty please get him dead he's done he doesn't want to play this game he wants until at last only one enemy remained why are we still here [Music] just to suffer and so we won the tournament with a combined 116 kills the event's previous all-time record was 19 by the way the event raised over 36 000 for charity almost a third of which was from us but more importantly than that not only did we manage to ruin hundreds of people's days by killing them in minecraft but we even managed to ruin the event organizers day by turning him into a massive meme fortunately none of my tweets aged poorly so we can just get past this quick end the video [Music] you

Channel: Technoblade

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Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel

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Length: 25min 24sec (1524 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 02 2020

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Wouldn't be the first time he ruined a tournament lol

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Noah Is punching air right now

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