Dream & Technoblade Win the Minecraft Championship w/ Burren & Michael

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TECHNO UPLOADDDDDD

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wow 2 minutes after i watched the video which took me 24 minutes. Step it up *clap clap* /s

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my [Music] this video i team up with dream in the minecraft championship also according to youtube statistics pretty much everyone is already subscribed to my channel so if you haven't you're kind of weird you all better subscribe dream could you like could you code all the minigames yourself so we can practice that oh my god he's throwing you need to dip he's throwing he's trying to find a new team i'm used to playing tournaments of man down we still got this you go to the bridge they all have oh my god like skins that spell out yaks yellow that's disgusting i feel like everyone else is way more hyped for this tournament than i am like i'm like oh yeah it'll be kind of fun and everyone's like matching skins we've been practicing for weeks game one parkour warriors go go okay how did everyone fall i wonder if i can do this fancy jump i can oh no i can't all right it's big brain time oh no i fell all right no it's the weird coloring of the glass for me and the texture pack i made it through i'm the greatest i'm right behind you techno right behind you let's do this dude the dream duo no it doesn't even work that's just your name can you change your name you're ruining a lot of my catchphrases i have to say like is there like a synonym for dream i can start using like oh yeah the goal team guys i can't wait to achieve all my goals it's just not the same make a wish oh yeah the make-a-wish team let's i don't know go does not inspire the same confidence perfection wait it actually is ladder neos what is this oh i'm going to be trapped here forever what is this it didn't work i tried my best and you have to do so many of them i had a brief moment of happiness chat all right i've made this before did you get it nice like the trap doors just go to the very back edge and then shift off and then just jump and press space at the same time oh the dream advice pog dream advice pog oh my god my best friend we're first in parkour i claim cool credit it's all me look at all those guys stuck on the on the ladder neos couldn't be me please oh [Music] i'm only getting mostly carried guys we did not do that we got first place my chat's like technoblade tied for a second l [Laughter] my chickens on top i feel like i'm doing terribly and i don't know why green it's like you're still alive and you can't even possibly be doing better but it's just it's the walls are so slow and yet i'm sitting here like no this is it this is the end oh oh no i fell that was bad okay techno pull it off it's all right who else is alive oh you guys are all hi michael no i missed you so much i got stuck in it it kept pushing me it didn't let me out i remember when you were still alive it feels like it was just yesterday [Laughter] it feels like it was just still here oh which one oh no maybe not oh i got it i got it it was blue i got pushed off sorry i'll remember you michael it's okay nice try i almost got pranks oh oh what what oh no oh no oh [Music] oh i do not like this at all a lot of people got juice phil phil phil phil i mean i i don't like that guy what it's just go pink parrots am i right what the heck is this what the hell do we do here i made it push right off okay oh what the heck is this oh what i walked off oh gotta crack the shoulders yes we're still going first oh yeah winner can i sit i want to sit wait what how is he sitting it's an npc these kneecaps go crazy oh it's it's it's not a real no it's an npc game three battle box my sword just pushes people away i got a kill uh i i'm about to finish it do i just go in i'm doing it i'm gonna get the kill we got him all we got okay i kind of stole your kill there but that's okay it's fine i had lots of health i can't let tommy get any click bait just gonna one before us get one million subscribers instantly oh god that took a lot of damage wilbur you fool you gotta kill tommy hey my chat's sitting here like you got no kills bro you saw me do damage chat don't act like i'm a leech what is this everyone else just swoops in takes the last hit it's gonna put me in fourth and points it's fine oh my god ah come on get him get him get him nice that man did not like me wait got the skill there we go all right we're good nice i'm sorry calvin gee god if anyone has to go is captain jordan sparkles you saved me if you have a kill just run over oh nice wait who's who's left oh it's this guy just kill him oh i died i just finished it oh wait he's alive okay you guys get that kill and we play here we do we're popping off i have to do this for what my laptop says it's my one viewer oh there's shovel up get it get here are they all dead [Music] well it's not my fault my team is so overwhelmingly strong that we all just win the first fight all right what do you want out of me ah i i immediately got pushed ah oh god h bomb down quick stay still my son f went uh oh i got the triple kill and my chat was making fun of me nice we win these we win these some guy in my chat only three kills technoblade they're going in [Music] i'm getting him nice is that all they were one block away the clutch oh i tied for seconds carrying i was talking to the organizers and they said that burn was too good at the game so he had to put us with some weak players like dream and techno blame that's why birds dream they're good entertainers but not good yeah [Laughter] this one we've been popping off this tournament yeah yeah up and off so far it's been really fun we're going to get to dodgeball and eat absolutely we get four owed every time game four ace race come on michael you you posted cringe stop michael you're going to lose subscribe ah oh i'm popping off red dog you need to move you are old in my way dream is just swimming through the ground what is this how is he doing it he's one with the water he's literally swimming through air all right i'm on the last lap how does he fly who's flying how is s major flying through the whole thing us what's up mike it it messed me up i got to lap three minutes i just got rubber banded it means i can't be lapped no there any more place are you uh currently no my dear little h-bomb please do not do this i finished in less than half a second later than him you know what that's good enough go michael go go michael come on you're right there michael you're right there he's popping off come on he's popping the next game was decided by poland the audience which game is gonna win guys i don't know you know i'm i'm a little curious game five skyblock i have stone pickaxes for everyone yeah there you go here we go yeah i made some slabs so we should be stopping i'm gonna i'm gonna just come over here and i'm gonna mine up all right we have the side island secured we just need the uh iron no no wait do you have the iron block felt no no don't look at me like that no i you need the iron wait do you have the arms out yeah we need to start going i'm going to grab it i'm grabbing stuff in the chest oh someone's looking at you look out uh burn burn oh i'm not gonna be able to make it no we were just minding our business we had no idea that we were about to be attacked by a pvp expert okay enjoy your stuff okay we're gonna detect oh my god that guy got obliterated you clown he really thought i'm about to 1v2 dream and technoblade oh watch out the team is coming i hit him with trident oh we go in oh they disabled my shield nice [Music] oh where are they oh god run away they're nice michael nice they're they're good they're really good so i might i might just run because they're they're really good percy's insane cartoons and staff that were both really good oh nice water water i sure love playing bingo all right i'm going mining does anyone have like gold wait i got it i got one who was gold teleporting gold in the spread oh there's no more available for bricks burns you have water uh i might die i found gold i found gold who needs gold i'm gonna mine shift i'm right by him i'm right by you i'm coming up attack uh burn teleports me teleport to toss it here you go i found diamonds [Music] for you guys don't worry i'll protect you i need i need the red yeah take the right enjoy i'll protect your friends use it wisely hopefully it's concrete yeah it is it is hey [Music] third we'll pull it back we'll pull it back that is not anywhere time to target cyan game seven build mart my girlfriend made me a sandwich dude thank you i love you imagine dating a woman total symp move bro get out of my way peasants wait i can i have better pick up priority than these losers ha streamer perks it's based on viewership boys i'll be like one block short or something no i hate build mart oh that was close stone stone stone stone and diamonds but do i have better pickup priority than george oh george he's getting owned he's scheduled he's mining for me uh let's okay thanks for the free stone idiot i'm grabbing quartz how much do you need yeah i'm just bringing i'm gonna bring a lot of quarks yeah and then we'll have the teamwork lime green of course you have do we have a lot of quartz i have so much sports dude here's 34 quarts i got you put in the block uh put in the chest um okay what is wrong with this we did it oh i need white stained glass white stain i got you fam i will go retrieve those items for you would you like a receipt nice uh okay i'm bringing the white glass okay if you want to you can start building that technology i'm helping all right who needs dire right he's directly dropping some tire right here hey um next time you're out techno grab blue uh i'm already i'm already there i'll grab whatever oh no any more blue all right i need more blue what i am on the way dark blue or blue concrete it's like the darker blue version do you happen to have dash pass hurry hurry hurry go to the back it's just all over the back just place it up no no no no they're not there [Music] that's okay we just need to be in the second yeah we're just gonna be in second we're barely in seconds that's good game eight sands of time all right michael you're in charge of middle if you complete a whole section you can uh place the blue what there's like a weight a maze here that i'm in oh i don't want to get like why did i pick up leather okay we've got a full two minutes everybody and i got 14 sand if you have sand bring it back oh shoot um oh that's a creeper hi don't kill me here mike you want some sand burn there's a lot of them there's a lot of them then we run then we run yeah i'm being shot oh there's the parkour i guess i'm gonna do it probably you guys are gonna want to get here if you don't have sam oh i'm gonna die can i run through here i have seven sand and i'm just going back to you guys that's awesome thank you i'll take your sand here you go uh we only have two sand left um i need to find my stuff i put the sand in uh do you want help i think he's talking to you yeah i i think i have narrowed it down all right please come on you if you can make it across and back in 90 seconds yes but if you can't i would come back don't actually you only got 70 seconds you only have 70 seconds i'm coming back i'm coming back uh we have less than we have about 30 seconds oh god i'm dead okay so oh my god dodgeball final round dodgeball best of five [Music] okay they're waiting until we they have both probably yeah all right drop these the arrows behind you both they missed here you go dream i'm down to let you guys shoot h bomb down oh there we go oh i predicted right but i missed what the hell we shoot quick you want to go right i go left i got quick nice nice oh i missed again they're following techno i'm getting in front though oh there we go kill f1 [Music] you guys got this nice oh we have both arrows okay oh yeah nice one round who has the arrow do you know quick oh okay well okay i have both there you go oh no pressure detect no blade i have a you got it nice nice it's the wrong one best in the world i'm not gonna let him hit you i i kind of agree with that are you gonna just body block michael clutch get the other one go for age bomb nice nice just dodge just started oh i hate h bob i hate him i hate him watch out [Music] let's play nice i'll go for i'll go before okay he go crazy my heart is racing right now nice nice shot oh my god did he hit that oh he got me as well you got this techno you got this i couldn't see anything because of the particles i shouldn't have shot i should not have fired oh they don't like me oh they don't like me at all that was risky when they know you win these turnoff parties i don't feel like they like me oh no burn okay burning carry one more oh my god dude all right let's blow it off let's pull it off it was match point in our favor but by this point aqua was determined to kill me first quick doesn't like me at all i missed they have an arrow nice shot dream uh we are they we now oh my god is this actually happening please please dude please take your time come on take it yeah take it we gotta take your time yeah stay yeah stay apart stay apart all right dreams out dreams out burn you got it burn you got it right behind you oh i mean he's gonna predict where you're going so you got to be pleased final round for all the marbles oh i choked all right nice try h-bomb wants me dead okay i got one i got one here good are we both right we have both we have both nice nice i missed [Music] as i watched the arena hide flashbacks to the previous tournament the devastating loss to the very man my teammates currently faced would i have to face that pain again was history doomed to repeat itself it was out of my hands the only thing i could do was believe in my friends wait that's the wrong one i will block you on twitter h-bomb oh yeah let's block them dream dream you got both dream please please i will tell everyone on my youtube channel to subscribe to you [Applause] dream was taken number one minecraft player thank you thank you dream oh my god that was awesome guys you don't understand how much stressed i was h-bomb was gonna ruin my life again thank you dream thank you byron michael was also there thank you all oh my god and so the pink parrots won cement in their place in minecraft championship history my only regret is that i got completely scammed by the individual scoreboard i got a ton of golden sands of time which kept us in the finals but they changed the way individual score works and sands of time now it just splits the gold equally among the four players turning me from the team mvp to some loser in sixth place people are already saying i got carried by dream the injustice of it all the history books show that the one carrying the team was actually burned i'm kidding it was a team effort and everybody did great and the one thing that history will actually remember is that on this day the pink parrots got a fat dub we win these [Music] you
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Channel: Technoblade
Views: 11,310,281
Rating: 4.9702101 out of 5
Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel
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Length: 24min 10sec (1450 seconds)
Published: Wed Aug 19 2020
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