Bullying Tommy & Ph1lza With My Goons

so you know I hit a million subscribers awhile ago and now I'm now I'm a big I'm a big popular gaming youtuber right but you know it feels like it feels like not much has changed you know I was thinking like you know I'm still going around when I want a cyberbully someone I still got to do it with my own bare hands is that really does that really befit someone of my stature you know so what we've done today is we've hired goons we've hired goons to bully people for me in Minecraft I was so proud of this idea and then it turned out Skippy did it like like eight months ago but you know what no no it's completely different he hired me hired bodyguards these are goons it's it's completely different follow me all right here we are we're on Green Team in mini walls we got minecraft goon four here at the goons the goons out there I'm not sure what they're doing but the important thing they're goons and I have them he's off on Oh what goon get him get him guns attack attack my goons my goons are getting owned what is this what is this I hired the wrong goons alright they're back goons attack attack red team my goons that man did no damage to him whatsoever no damage at all goons go they're attacking us they fear our goon power you know I'm doing a lot of the Stabbin myself this is exactly what I hired goons to not have to do yes get him my goons my crew goons attack hey no no no no oh all goons goons protect me my goons my goons were safe we're safe goons retreat retreat my goons we got it we gotta get out of here uh-oh my goons my goons have been wiped out all my goons they they sacrificed themselves they sacrificed themselves sir be they were the best goons a man could ever ask for and now they're dead oh boy death match all right this is fine this is fine they're getting completely owned what is this what is this I wanted you guys to like actually actually hurt the other team all right well now it's a1 b1 b1 get the heck out of here that's for killing my goons I'm looking at the scoreboard and it says I got I got the most kills of anyone that game which is really a failure in the goons system you know I I hire these goons so that I could win even while afk I think the problem here is that I don't is that I don't have enough goons I think we're gonna need more goons and so I hired seven more goons hey Tommy let's have a skywars 1v1 okay wait is that you are you minecraft boss oh wait underneath it's fine oh don't worry about it Tommy what you need you need to not worry about Tommy it's fine what did you get a cool Tommy Tommy don't you're paying attention to details that don't matter here it's fine it's fine Oh oh my god the goons are on me I'm gonna die brah get them goons wait a player cut which goon got bands for be hopping what's a good map for a a fair 1v1 I long I feel like there is no fat won't be long island boys you can go to mid Tommy it's fine it's fine goons goons attack oh you can't jump work my goons all tommy was it was a pretty fair 1v1 but I think I think I played a bit better today I think my strategy of having 10 hired goons was really better than your strategy of not having 10 hired goons I think you're really gonna have to rethink that one I decided to play murder mystery with the goons okay someone in chat said the murderer has a pig skin so we just got a narrow it down yo dude 101 v1 ladies and gentlemen we got him I asked what the meaning of this is like you never 1v1 people I you know I really want to assert myself as the the best pvp ER time do so I'm doing I'm doing a 1v1 series right now okay so we're just gonna send a party and white please don't be lucky block no it's not like you block what I do lucky block to you oh my god what if you wait or eat what are you talking about what is this these are just the party these these no this is this isn't a part that it's just us in the party these are the random players their game time deal there is yeah come on it's fine boys fire attack you doubted the loyalty all right there's no way no good no I'm sorry you're gonna lose your PvP street cred when this video comes out they're gonna be like wow do do can't even a techno blade and as many goons let's join the pit yes yes my goons my goons assemble all right we're gonna be taking over the pit today boys you see that guy with the 150 bounty he's gone get him get him ruin his day ruin his day goons goons attack attack my goons attack he's gone we got him boys he didn't he didn't even try to fight he just he was gone we're all gonna stand at the top of this hill and we're just gonna shoot middle we're gonna bow spam these fools into oblivion yeah get him get stark off get him out of here get him out of here wait wait guys there's got oh they're joining in they've been peer pressured out we're getting murdered by some guy we should probably eliminate that guy they think we're BOTS little do they know get him boys get him kids ooh at our targets on the run get him get him he's got no health he's down so uh when are we getting paid that is an excellent question killing six get him get him he's fired he's fired charge charge get him boys get him get him boys meanwhile Phil so was live streaming minecraft hardcore on twitch fil that sky wolves 1v1 go go go it would be fair relax let's go that doesn't sound I am a bigger policy you are absolutely not mothership is a good map to have a skywars 1v1 on team selection in same alright don't worry about any of this yeah we're having a 1 B 1 yeah technical don't work Phil don't worry about this how can I not worry about this I joined a random game of sky wars and these guys were here for relax Ville we're having an honorable 1v1 here now see who the best in LA you absent I don't appreciate these accusations it's just it's just so unfair to me as a friend I added you to my friends list and now you're doubting me like this great fantastic this is so much fun I enjoyed that I enjoyed that immensely I feel like you kind of lost that one bye-bye pretty devastated margin too and another easy victory for minecraft box Lex how Maffeo works I want a second chance I want to at least be able to kill someone who want to fight the goons again I want I want I want me and my teammate the grew up against the goons as man as this man has not been convinced you know what bill team with me team must be filled will fight the goon together how do i sent you a team invite this is gonna go very well Phil so the goons the goons have turned against us we got to go sicko mode like we need to go yeah things are things are heating up already Phil I think we might get owned Oh God Phil this is not looking good for the Antarctic Empire easy escape protect nobly how is this mind so good goodbye I want to get out of here I don't want to be here anymore I can't I can't move Daigo you're all fired [Music]

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 6,696,619

Rating: 4.9779744 out of 5

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel

Id: 5PBwi1rkpzE

Length: 12min 21sec (741 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 12 2020