Five Day Weather Forecast

now let's kick it back on over to John billows for our five-day weather forecast John thank you Tim well not a lot of surprises this week we're gonna have some highs in the mid to upper 70s and things are gonna cool down to about 50 degrees or so each night so not quite swimming season just yet but we're getting there let's take a look at the nation we've been tracking a small cold front that's been moving in from the northwest here and so okay it sounds as though the cold front has expanded in size and you can see that here okay and it looks like it's continuing to grow look at that okay if we jump back to our five-day forecast we're gonna see a few changes expect highs in the upper 40s with lows down to 20 degrees or so each night I want to break out the heavy blankets again this week if we come back - Wow okay it looks like the cold front has really gained some momentum here and it appears that a storm has started to gather as well but fortunately it doesn't look too serious okay it's actually becoming a little serious it seems that hail is starting to fall about a millimeter in diameter okay it seems our initial estimate was a little off there more the size of basketballs pieces of ice the size of basketballs are falling from the sky so that is pretty serious everyone should probably be taking refuge under concrete structures just as fast as humanly possible let's see how this will affect the five-day forecast highs will now be in the upper tens with lows in the negative 20s and if you look on Tuesday there is a slight chance of death let's go back to the map here and oh my ok it seems that the storm and the cold front have clashed violently and we now have a flood warning and and a fire warning look at that I'm not sure how those two can be happening at the same time okay it appears that the flood water is the thing that is actually on fire apparently the flood destroyed 15 gas stations so about half the flood is now comprised of gasoline and oil the fire and the flood are traveling together at untold speeds so we encourage everyone in the area to quickly move to higher ground no cancel that we've just been instructed to tell everyone to evacuate to Mexico nope never mind they're coming here we're heading to Canada okay if we jump back to our five-day forecast okay scratch that mother's love okay the flood fire which we are now referring to as the flyer has destroyed several cities and okay it sounds like an earthquake has started as well that is unfortunate timing we're getting word now that okay yes it's been confirmed that California has broken off of the United States and is starting to float away okay quick update on the hail situation good news the ice particles have shrunk down now to the size of baseballs oh never mind they are now enormous Volkswagen Beetle sized pieces of ice and they are covered in long spikes so oh my looks like we have a tornado no two torrents 17 tornadoes which are now hurling the car-sized spike balls at 85 miles an hour in every direction okay we have received word now that volcanoes are erupting so let's look at the five-day forecast and we'll see the temperatures are still fluctuating but the chances of death have stabilized at about 99.99% so going back to the map here sweet glory the tornadoes have made it so that it is literally raining cats and dogs and California is starting to sink and the inhabitants are being attacked by sharks okay we have confirmation that this is the end of the world so we'll go once more to our five-day forecast which is now our one day forecast and that will about wrap it up back to you Tim [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

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Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Weather Forcast, Local News, Apocalypse, Second Coming, End of the world, tornado, cold front, hail, disaster, fire, flood, end of days, DC, Divine Comedy, Matt Meese, BYU, Sketch, Parody, funny, comedy, humor, college, college humor, SNL

Id: zbHW1T7boSc

Length: 4min 5sec (245 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 17 2013

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