♪♪ >>OKAY, WELCOME TO LIFE. CAN I GET YOU STARTED WITH SOME EDUCATION? >>YEAH, HOW MUCH ARE YOUR COLLEGE DEGREES? >>FOUR YEARS A PIECE. >>GREAT I'LL HAVE BUSINESS. >>ALL RIGHT. >>ENGINEERING. >>THAT'S AN EXTRA TWO YEARS. >>I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW SO... >>OKAY. AND FOR YOU MISS? >>UM. I CAN'T DECIDE. >>IT'LL BE A YEAR. >>WHAT? I DIDN'T ORDER YET. >>TWO YEARS. >>THE LIBERAL ARTS! >>YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT. >>AND FOR YOU? >>I'LL HAVE ENGLISH. >>WHIT WE'RE AT A NICE PLACE, GET SOMETHING REAL. >>ENGLISH IS A REAL DEGREE. [LAUGHTER] >>IT'S A REAL... >>OKAY HOW ABOUT SPOUSES? >>YEAH CAN I GET SOUL MATE? >>I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT RUMOR GOT STARTED, BUT WE DON'T SERVE THAT HERE. I CAN GIVE YOU "LOVE OF YOUR LIFE". >>OKAY. >>OKAY HOW DO YOU WANT IT COOKED? >>DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. >>HOT. >>CRAZY HOT. LIKE MAKE IT A SPICY. I'VE GOT A LIST ACTUALLY. >>PERFECT. >>SO UM, REALLY LONG BROWN HAIR, LIKE SHAKIRA. WAIT HER HAIR IS BLONDE? BROWN SHAKIRA. UM, SHE NEEDS TO HAVE STRAIGHT TEETH, NOTHING LIKE CRAZY LIKE WHATEVER'S GOING ON HERE... ♪♪ >>ALL RIGHT, HERE ARE YOUR SPOUSES. >>BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. >>AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH. UH, I'M SORRY, I ORDERED A MEDIUM, BUT THIS IS A LARGE. >>JUST HAPPENS WITH TIME. >>UM, IS MINE COMING? >>MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. >>YEAH, I'LL JUST SETTLE. >>SCRATCH THE MODEL! BRING OUT THE SAD CAT LADY. >>MICROWAVE SPECIAL COMING UP. >>YUP. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN ANY CAREERS? >>UM, CAN I GET SOMETHING WHERE I GO STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL? >>YEAH HERE'S OUR MILLENNIAL MENU. >>I'D LIKE NOVELIST PLEASE. >>YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO HOLD ONTO THOSE OPTIONS. HOW MUCH FOR C.E.O? >>20 YEARS. >>WHOA, PRICEY. >>WE DO HAVE A 15-YEAR OPTION, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO MISS ALL OF YOUR SON'S BASEBALL GAMES. >>I WILL HAVE THAT. >>OKAY, PERFECT. >>SPEAKING OF COULD I GET A BABY? >>SURE THAT'LL BE NINE MONTHS OF SLUGGISHNESS AND VOMITING. >>ME TOO. >>IT'LL BE NINE MONTHS OF WATCHING THAT. >>UGH. NO. >>OKAY I'M JUST GOING TO GET THREE BABIES. >>WELL BEHAVED OR MONSTERS? >>WELL BEHAVED PLEASE. >>JUST KIDDING YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE. >>YUP. >>UH YOUR WIFE'S HERE. >>THANK YOU. WHOA. CAN YOU SEND HER BACK PLEASE? >>UH, SHE'S RICH. >>THANK YOU. THAT'LL BE ALL. DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES IT'S NOT SO BAD. WHAT DOES YOURS LOOK LIKE? DANG IT. ♪♪ >>I THOUGHT YOU ORDERED THREE CHILDREN. >>YEAH THEY BROUGHT ME ANOTHER BY ACCIDENT. >>OKAY I'VE GOT FOUR MORTGAGES, CAREFUL THEY'RE HEAVY. SLOWER METABOLISMS, SOME STUDENT LOANS, AND SOME MIDLIFE CRISIS. >>MAN THIS MEAL IS GOING BY FAST! >>HOW MUCH FOR LASTING HAPPINESS? >>GRATITUDE, SERVICE, SELF-IMPROVEMENT. >>GOSH, JUST BRING ME A CONVERTIBLE. >>SORRY, LIFE TAKES VISA. >>WHAT HOBBIES WOULD YOU RECOMMEND? >>BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A HOBBY. WHAT YOU NEED IS A JOB. >>WRITING IS MY JOB! ALL RIGHT IT'S A PROFESSION! >>I DIDN'T MEAN TO KEEP... OH! I WASN'T DONE WITH THOSE. >>YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO LET GO. THERE COMES A TIME WHEN... NO, NO! >>SIR, YOU'RE TIME IS UP. >>SHOULD'VE SPENT MORE TIME AT THE OFFICE. >>ORDER. >>THANKS. >>YOU GOT IT. >>MY LATE WIFE USED TO TELL ME- >>OKAY, HERE ARE YOUR JUST DESSERTS. BEST SELLING NOVEL. >>YES! IT PAID OFF! >>JUST LIKE WE ALL SAID IT WOULD. >>AND YOU GUYS HAVE ACCRUED SOME FREE TIME. >>ALL RIGHT, RIGHT AT THE AGE WHEN IT'S LEAST ENJOYABLE. >>AND HERE ARE YOUR GRANDKIDS. >>WELL THESE LOOK SPOILED. >>YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT. >>THAT'S RIGHT. THREE MORE PLEASE. >>OKAY. >>THANKS. >>WELL EVERYONE IT'S BEEN A GOOD MEAL, WE SHOULD COME BACK SOMETIME. >>UH, WE HAVE A TRICK Y.O.L.O. POLICY. >>WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO THAT INDIAN RESTAURANT. >>CAN WE GET A DOGGIE BAG? >>OH YOU CAN'T TAKE ANY OF THIS WITH YOU. >>FINE. LOOK I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IN LIGHT OF OUR INEVITABLE... >>I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU GUYS. >>YEAH, THANKS. >>WAIT WE'RE NOT YOUR LAST CUSTOMERS? >>DID YOU THINK THAT? >>I GUESS WE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU'D CLOSE ONCE WE LEFT. >>YOU KNOW WHAT, SEND THEM A ROUND OF WISDOM. OUR TREAT. AND OUR NATIONAL DEBT. [LAUGHTER] >>THERE IT IS. THERE'S THAT FISHERMAN'S WIT. >>WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU GUYS? SOME PRIVILEGED? DISREGARD FOR ELDERS? USUALLY WHAT YOU GUYS LIKE. >>NAH, WHAT ARE YOUR LUNCH OPTIONS LIKE? >>UM. WE HAVE A SMART PHONE WITH A SIDE OF SELFIE OBSESSION. IF YOU LIKED THE SKETCH, I CAN OFFER YOU SUBSCRIPTION, BUT THE COST IS ONE CLICK. OKAY. AND ALSO COMMENT BELOW IF YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE. OKAY, MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE A GOOD TIP. PLEASE. THANKS. WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT? >>APPLESAUCE. >>APPLESAUCE DOES NOT FIT INTO THE WORLD OF THIS SKETCH, WE'RE BEING CLEVER SO... >>UM, I WILL HAVE ONE SUBSCRIPTION AND ONE LIKE PLEASE. >>YUP. OKAY. >>CAN I HAVE SOME LOTTERY? >>I CAN'T GUARANTEE YOU'LL WIN, BUT I CAN BRING IT OUT. >>OKAY I'LL TAKE MARRIAGE THEN. >>GREAT. THANK YOU. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? >>OH, FLAPJACKS PLEASE. >>FLAPJACKS. YOU NEED TO ORDER THINGS FROM LIFE. IT'S LIKE LIFE. THE SKETCH IS LIFE. FLAPJACKS DON'T... UGH!
It was nothing short of brilliant.
I love that she brings them lemons at one point, and in the next scene they are drinking lemonade. Well written.
My favorite part was where he asked for a soulmate and she goes, "I don't know where that rumor got started."
Probably their most poignant sketch ever. They really did a good job with this one.
I liked it. It was a fun little sketch with a good lesson.
What just happened...?
Pretty good. I like it when they actually have humor written into the sketches rather than just make dumb faces the whole time.
Bravo.
As a College student who's been in school way too long because he couldn't figure out what to do, and went with an arts degree, this hit home.
This was also the best Studio C I've ever seen!