The Ultimate Game of MASH

♪♪ >>YEAH. NO, NO, NO. THE GALA'S ON FRIDAY. EMILIO HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO WAX THE YACHT. MHM. TA-TA. >>ASHLEY. ASHLEY PARSONS? >>BECKY COLLINS FROM DAVIS JUNIOR HIGH? [LAUGHS] OH MY! IT'S BEEN AGES! >>HOW'S LIVING IN THE MANSION? >>OH FINE. YOU KNOW, WE JUST GOT A NEW BUTLER, BUT- HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIVE IN A MANSION? >>YOU LIVE IN A MANSION, DRIVE A FERRARI, AND HAVE TWO WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN; A BOY AND A GIRL. >>HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME? >>IT ALL CAME TRUE. >>IS THAT A GAME OF MASH? >>IT ALL CAME TRUE! THAT ONE NIGHT, THOSE MANY YEARS AGO WHEN WE STAYED UP LATE MAKING PRANK CALLS AND STARVING OUR GIGAPETS. EVERYTHING CAME TRUE! >>NO! LET ME SEE THIS. OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. EVERYTHING FOR ME REALLY DID COME TRUE. WHAT FUN! >>FUN? PERHAPS YOU THINK IT FUN. THE MASH LORDS HAVE SMILED ON YOU. DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I GOT, THOSE MANY YEARS AGO? >>NO. >>LIVE IN A SHACK, MARRY DIRK GROSSY WHO SOILED HIS PANTS IN THE FIRST GRADE, HONEYMOON AT WAL-MART. NONE OF IT WOULD MATTER IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY JOB. >>WHY? WHAT WAS YOUR JOB? OH BECKY. >>I'M A PUBLIC POOP SCOOPER! >>[GASPS] NO! >>YES. >>THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF FREAK ACCIDENT. >>OH REALLY? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? >>I'M AN HEIRESS. >>YOUR FATHER WAS A GROCERY BAGGER! WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU BE AN HEIR TO? >>HE STRUCK OIL IN OUR CRAWL SPACE. >>[SCREAMS] >>I REMEMBER YOU HAVING CHILDREN. THAT MUST BE SOME SORT OF CONSOLATION? >>OH! LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS! SEE? OH THERE'S ANOTHER- MANY. OH MY. THAT ONE'S WEIRD. YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT RELATED TO THAT ONE. WHAT'S HAPPENING? HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE? >>130. ALL BETWEEN THE AGES OF 6 AND 10. >>I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DIDN'T YOU AND DIRK JUST MOVE AWAY OR GET A DIFFERENT JOB? >>[LAUGHS] YOU THINK WE HAVEN'T TRIED? NO MATTER WHAT I DO, THE HOLY MASHIANS NEVER LET ME ESCAPE! >>YOU'RE EXAGGERATING! >>EVERY CITY WE'VE MOVED TO HAS DEVELOPED THE HIGHEST CRIME RATE IN THE WORLD AND BEEN RENAMED, "THE SLUMS OF DETROIT." >>FINE. HERE. DO YOU WANT SOME MONEY? TAKE IT. >>[LAUGHS] >>THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MORE MONEY, OKAY? HERE- >>[LAUGHS] >>I KIND OF ANNOUNCED THAT ONE. >>WELL YOU KEEP DISPLAYING IT FOR THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD- SO... >>FINE, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A WAD OF CASH DISCREETLY- >>HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE IN THERE? >>MANY. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A WAD OF CASH DISCREETLY AND NOTHING WILL INTERFERE. [SCREAMS] >>IT'S THE GODS OF MASH! >>NO. I DON'T THINK SOME LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER CAN MAKE ALL THESE CHANCE PREDICTIONS COULD HAVE ACCURATELY- >>MY LOVE, I WAS ABLE TO ADD A SIXTH FLOOR TO OUR HOME USING NOTHING BY MY HAMMER. >>I MARRIED THOR. >>I REMEMBER. >>I SHALL RETURN TO OUR HOME AND DO THE DISHES WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SCULPTING MY ABS. >>I'M SORRY! OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? I WOULD TAKE IT ALL BACK IF I COULD. >>YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? >>YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THE ABS. >>WELL, THAT'S THE TINIEST CONSOLATION. >>I- I'M SORRY. >>IT'S BEEN HARD. >>I KNOW. >>ASHLEY PARSONS? >>YEAH! >>DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED MASH? I TOTALLY LIVE IN THIS OUTHOUSE WITH MATTHEW MCCONNAUGHEY. <i>>>ALL RIGHT,</i> <i>ALL RIGHT,</i> <i>ALL RIGHT.</i> >>COME ON IN. >>MATTHEW? >>THE BASEMENT'S REALLY NICE. >>LET ME SEE. >>FOUND THAT ENTERTAINING, DID YOU? THE MASH DEITIES MUST FAVOR YOU LUCKY BUNCH. WHY DON'T YOU COMMENT BELOW AND DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL MASH LIST, THEN I CAN SINK EVEN LOWER BY BEING REMINDED OF THINGS I'LL NEVER HAVE! [CRIES] >>DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE. >>THANKS 97. >>YOU'RE WELCOME. >>YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.

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Length: 5min 3sec (303 seconds)

Published: Fri May 06 2016