Operation Breakup

thanks for helping me do this Matt I've never broken up with anyone before sure what are friends for if not to help you into other friendships I'm just worried that I'll lose my nerve if I feel like he's a lot more invested in this relationship than I am don't worry I'm a pro with this tons of girls are broken up with me have you got your earpiece in yeah I do do you want to test it yeah this is Mongoose come in heartbreaker okay I need another codename maneater soul crusher you're just making me feel worse about this I'm sorry you can be butterfly of sadness just leaving a butterfly fine commence operations scarring emotional pain oh hey now hey fer good to see you yeah well I just wanted to talk to you you are doing great I repeat you are doing great I was beginning to think that you'd forgotten that today was my birthday you are the devil I repeat you are the devil no no I don't forget things like that I did not sign up for this butterfly today is his birthday how was I supposed to know oh I don't know have you thought of Facebook did you want to go get something to eat I was thinking Italian okay you you think about it I'll go get my jacket are you sure you want to continue with this it's not gonna be pretty if he's anything like me he is going to cry a lot I'm sorry I have to I can't live in a lie you lie all the time you know but I really want to break up though I could do Chinese okay let's ruin his special day of course today's your special day too seeing how it's our six-month anniversary have you a heart of stone what do I do okay you need to stop him from talking and change the subject stop I want to talk about cheese good now transition from that to breaking up with him this isn't easy for me just like cheese isn't easy for me to digest but but it's okay to be honest I've kind of seen this coming for a long time now I'll just spare you the awkwardness oh this is going much better now I love you Oh Red Alert the l-word has entered the conversation we need to regroup I was gonna wait to give you this but I can't wait oh no don't let him bring out any presents butterflies stop this Hey what are you gonna call him he looks like a Toby to me I used to have a dog named Toby oh that is an adorable name we are losing control of the conversation butterfly we need to read you oh I'm Jason's mom hi it is so good to finally meet you huh we have heard so much about you okay we have engaged multiple hostiles merits help me okay don't worry i mobilizing here comes the distraction ah uh hello there I am in the neighborhood today to rob you yeah get a mom yes harder and that's why I always carry a brick in my purse man down butterfly anyway you'll be good to my Jason okay between you and me the last girl he dated practically ripped his heart out so I'm glad he's dating you now okay we can still pull through on this I mean can you believe she broke up with him a year ago today I mean it was his birthday first of all and the day his dog died you'll never die will you Toby Junior abort the mission I mean what kind of sick twisted person would do that I'm sorry butterfly you got a datum for at least two more weeks my conscience is screaming at me along with my ribs yeah I would never do something like that um hey I'm just gonna get your present and then I'll be right back okay sounds good I knew we should have done this over the phone I require medical attention nicely done everyone looks like operations stopped Mallory from breaking up with Jason was a huge success Oh

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Rating: 4.9632473 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, break ups, breaking up, dating, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, funny, humor, college, college humor, DC, Divine Comedy

Id: 3GeaFfhaYkI

Length: 5min 43sec (343 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 01 2013