Pete Davidson & Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped - H3TV #14

[Music] two one hello hello hello everybody happy monday we are here h3 tv to entertain you to lay down my life for you to sacrifice all i am and all i will ever be in the name of entertaining you my foot soldiers whoo i'm trying to match dan's energy today baby's filling in for dan who's that who's at the dentist he's still coming right yeah he's coming yeah yeah dan's at the dentist so how's it feel they'd be to be in the hot seat uh a little nerve-wracking but what does he do there anyway like what do you do um there's a few things actually there's a lot of stuff going on handling the calls discord love boat a lot of stuff okay excellent whoa what he's hearing sound bite today's episode is sponsored by curology meundies and hello fresh we love all of our sponsors thank you and if you guys want to call in uh the number is 808 hot meme you know the jail actually don't have the call program open which dan usually does but oh i'll so was that supposed to be you maybe um thank you yeah yeah you don't have to take the blame for it if it's not your fault you don't have to fall on your side i honestly don't i honestly don't know that's just we just we talked about it right now the call-in thing i'll send the link right here yeah i mean it's a dan thing you don't have to take you don't have to phone the sword i don't expect that of you i'll take the blame because i set up the computer stuff today so that was michael why didn't you do it today with the i'm sorry i [ __ ] up it's okay it's okay it's okay everyone i mean dan's not here and uh things just fall at the wayside um man we have such a great episode we have so much fun stuff to get to it's a monday show that means we're going for 10 hours we have just a billion things to talk about before we do i want to plug one more time h3 shop the [ __ ] ryan cavanaugh drop oh my second monitor doesn't work either my the show monitor doesn't work it's gonna be a good day it's gonna be a good day guys so wait it was working we just had it yes so i can't drag anything on for the can they see this ian here no it's just an hdmi problem i'll fix it right now dan we need you where are you nothing works i i can't but all these things i i mean dan always fixes them but doesn't usually do give me one sec [Music] you guys think about all this [Music] kind of need to have a show monitor to do a show it was working i mean how am i i can't just i can't just ask them to imagine what a video would look like because without the monitor i can't show them anything right that's how that works yeah right he said correct you know [Music] yeah why would i do that yeah because if i for example if i don't have access to the second monitor what happens ab no show he said uh ethan how was uh how was your halloween buddy halloween was fantastic actually it was really fun really nostalgic nostalgic yeah because i'll tell you why we went was theodore's first time trick-or-treating you can kill the music we'll just okay we'll just actually talk about this yeah we went to trick-or-treating with theodore for the first time and we went to a neighborhood in central l.a my brother told me about i i wasn't sure where to go i just wanted to go when i was a kid i remember the streets were packed halloween was like a massive block party for everybody right and i wanted to relive that magic for theodore and it was packed boy it was slammed like in some cases shoulder to shoulder uh it was fun it was great and theodore was going crazy at first he was very hesitant to go up to the front door because i mean it is inherently very weird right to just go up to a neighbor's house and ask for candy thank you av you got the job the monitor is back but after like the second or third one he's just he's running and he's going we need more candy he's literally just going we need more candy and he filled up he filled that bag up and he had a lot of fun he didn't want to go home so it was fun i i appreciated being able to relive the magic with my beautiful son that's instead of trick or treat i thought i told him just to say fill that bag up erin what what was his costume that he dressed up here i have photos on instagram which i'll pull up yeah he had this amazing cute little dinosaur costume and i i don't know we lucked out with this one i didn't see any other trick-or-treater with this thing on here's a video of it and he would get super excited and start running and you can see his tail wagging so awesome [Music] here he goes that's so awesome yeah he was having so much fun it was so cool i was very grateful to all the inhabitants of the uh of the neighborhood yeah cute looks like a great time yeah it was beautiful it really was yeah he filled this whole bag up man he was so stoked uh on the other end nobody came to my neighborhood i put out a bass here let's see if my stories are still up i put up a whole like crazy ass oh by the way i'll tell you what i'm scrolling through yeah so i was on the front page of joe rogan which i appreciated big dubs there big dubs for big nips these were the dogs this was what this is what you would be greeted with if you were a trick-or-treater well i'm used to not getting the potential anymore so here's the spread we're gonna do a before and after so this is before we got all the treats we got all the treats all the treasures okay i'll check okay and then after you're gonna be wondering what's going on here cake pops ghosty cake pop pumpkin cookies chocolate chip cookies rice krispie treats zombie cookies it's all happening and something tells me it'll all come out here uh exactly the same five hours later untouched all right you guys tell me is anything missing no maybe one rice crispy i don't know no i don't know this morning there was stuff gone though i wonder if like delivery people have been snagging treats which i'm totally fine with i'm happy about that you know you had the ultimate spread man [ __ ] yeah you know i mean i wanted to be but well nobody got it whatever not surprised our neighborhood's not very inviting uh anyway h3 how was your guys halloween it was cool me and uh lena went to the halloween horror nights at universal surprisingly really good um was it actually like scary or just fun yes sort of because the audio is so good inside the haunted houses it's so loud that like it's unavoidable that you have some jump scares oh man yeah wait how does it work they set up haunted mansions that you walk through yeah they sent up and they use some of the uh sound stages so it's pretty cool they're really big and they're legit yeah oh i should have known they were doing that yeah dan said it was good so if dan likes it then i shouldn't have second guess dan the hater yeah endorses something you better listen right definitely not anyone else have a good halloween i uh i went to a party with my girlfriend uh saturday night um and then last night i spent it with the folks so it was uh it was pretty fun nice yeah uh sam and i uh it's actually our anniversary today uh two years no way two years at the university you guys are welcome all i accept thank yous every year for uh putting you guys together thank you uh but we went to uh i'll be your best man right if that happens we'll we'll we'll talk about it i'll have to look at the guest list [Laughter] oh we went to like a couple's massage i've never done that before oh fun and the guy he just he was going he was going up the leg very high he got up in that grendel area you're not telling me about it in the right did it move no it was it was staying solid but you know well not solid it was actually not solid not solid well you said you got a tingle right i did not say that zach was very inquisitive about the tingle but uh so it didn't move you're here saying today you're pledging on them no moving no movement but uh he was flicking he just kept accidentally touching the sack a little bit [Laughter] i don't think they're supposed to touch your stack dude i don't know if that was part of it or not but he gave you a sack massage just a little bit so so let me ask you this he went high up the thigh nicked the sack like a like a unintentional sack naked he was going like up the thighs like this and then the thumbs here were kind of like i was like i i appreciate that he's up getting in that area being thorough but yeah and you were wearing underwear right you you were you were just wearing underwear yes so did his thumbs touch your sack skin was it no he didn't go under okay it was just a little wait you weren't nude no i don't care massages hell no you get naked we put the towel over you yeah [ __ ] no i leave my underwear on okay zach you are the type of guy yeah he's gonna say that and they're like they're like excuse me sir we don't do that around here well what's wrong you got a towel covering over you it's not like anything provocative no i think it's fine to get nude but i just don't want to i don't want to make that presumption i don't want you know what i mean yeah let's watch too many the under movies too many uh nc 17 movies yeah yeah sure let's go let's go you ever yours ever moved during a massage zach no i can't say it i have a bad well okay how was yours sam did any i mean did oh right was she violated in any way or was she okay no i think she you know had a good time but okay we both experienced this we don't know who's gonna come walk in and do the massage and there's these two big dudes came in and they had on like thin pants oh my god and every time he would walk behind i'm flat on my stomach with my feet back he would walk behind me and the room was tiny and i would i would feel his like dick on my foot no [ __ ] way not a lot just like a little like oh that's what that is huh by the way usually when i do a couple of massages they they ask if i have a gender preference i don't know sam uh i don't you guys find these guys on craigslist or what no they we didn't get the option we have an update from sam she messaged the man's ball grazed my heel a single ball interesting one single ball bob ballior lots of balls grazing during the session it's an interesting time sam i'm going to come sam said they didn't ask about that [Music] that's very interesting was it where did you get it down was it a spa or what i mean you don't name this the location i'm just curious yeah it was um just a primary like massage place um had good reviews sam said it was a groupon that explains it oh okay when you when you when you do a groupon massage expect some balls to you guys here two balls for the price of one yeah at the groupon college honks to move your junk dude that's funny sorry ian she's apologizing for outing you for the groupon experience that's okay it was otherwise good couple experience that's besides the balls and the dick on the foot chet is calling the guy the unibalmer the una bomber the uniballer yes it's awesome thanks for sharing it's nice to hear from you that's a fantastic uh spit up my green drink there when i heard about the am touching your balls man there's sometimes though i've had massages where they get like they push it too far they go deep i had a massage when me and either were in mexico i think or maybe it was thailand i don't remember i was on my back and it was a girl not and like it was an old lady it wasn't like a sexual fantasy i just want to make that clear and she was riding right up like on my upper thighs right into my crotch and it was she didn't like touch anything but i was like dude i don't know it was very close to everything happening it's the massage is an interesting experience it is it's weird it's like you would never let anyone touch you in such an intimate way right but also when you go to the massage and people got their hands all over your on your weirdest parts of your body that's right i also just remembered that they had like the nice spa music like the birds and the sounds or whatever halfway through the music just died it's so it was just the noise of skin and and that and the guy he was like a bigger guy and he was going like he's breathing so heavy takes his job seriously yeah it didn't sound like that the tight white fabric does seem like something out of a film of adult orientation you know was he torqued or no yeah not that i noticed right okay i wasn't looking they didn't want to know wait talked in the sense that he'd get wood yes okay chubbed up just clarifying anyway h3 shop [ __ ] ryan cavanaugh dropped you guys still have until uh november 24th to get yours to say [ __ ] you ryan kavanagh you [ __ ] this is the certified lover boy the the preview is gone again why they keep doing that they don't show the back on the website but here it is do you get do you have your passport did you get your shots girl would you like to come back to rob with america this is some beautiful fan art and then finally a courtroom reenactment of uh judge klein sentencing frank kavanagh for his crimes against humanity oh maybe that's why it scrolls to the right uh govern yourself accordingly i tell him which is what he deemed me when he damned me all belligerent uh so there you have it h3h3shop.com thank you thank you thank you thank you mistress yeah i was on the top of the joe rogan i showed that already but w is all around folks you think joe's going to see this is there a chance probably i think jamie's on there a lot so he'll probably send his way something different about joe i was reading i don't know sometimes i get on the subreddit i don't know if it's real or not but people joe rogan fans were mad about this that can't be can it i don't know they might be protective of his nips so dude this is an awesome costume come on you you guys are here let me okay joe's nipples are bigger yeah okay sorry that was the top comment sorry i uh i wasn't dedicated enough they won the nobel prize and giant nips oh one other thing this thursday i know people look forward to this sale every year we haven't announced it on social media but this thursday at 10 am pst we are doing teddy fresh huge black friday sale we're doing it early and running it through the whole month of november i suspect a lot of shit's going to sell out immediately though so this thursday set your alarms if you're interested 30 to 50 off almost every item um that's it set your alarms folks we're going to post about it though soon tomorrow also halloween our little halloween wrap up zach got a shout out this is pretty epic dude from sharon osborne yeah that was really cool this is pretty [ __ ] cool she said no no no i just i'd like screenshot it and reposted it oh she just she just re-posted yeah yeah yeah how about that huh yeah it was it was pretty cool um as you saw that means probably i hope yeah i really hope yeah that was can he register anything he sees these days or he can't even speak the poor man oh congrats on that thank you pretty awesome thank you um this is such a weird video i i guess this is top of the show material it's just so weird kevin specifically from the office has been getting into all kinds of weird shenanigans this is an ad that just showed up on my tick tock page so this is an ad just just uh bear that in mind as you watch it this seems like a cameo gone wrong or something listen if you served in the military between 2003 and 2015 and you've developed any sort of hearing loss time is running out uh to claim your cash settlement now this is i guess you're entitled this is like uh reverse mortgage vibes but way way way worse just alone it's just a loan to a cash settlement if you've developed some hearing loss uh due to some defective combat earplugs that that were issued to you i am so sorry click uh on the link to join over 200 000 veterans just like you demanding justice i'm not sure why they thought i was a good target for this i don't think the chances of based on my social media presence of me being an ex-veteran is probably zero so for for this defective equipment uh most of you you have no idea how much you can even qualify for so get the compensation you you deserve uh click on the link and uh my best to each and every one of you brought to you by sal goodman uh do you think this is a cameo gone wrong or he's because i mean there's no way that he doesn't know this is for commercial use that's for sure yeah he was the biggest earner in 2020 on cameo no wonder he didn't say no to [ __ ] he made over 1 million damn it tick tock what the [ __ ] i'm just trying to wat just need y'all to come come here baby girl come here baby girl [Laughter] dude these cowboy thirst straps are still coming in hot just to remind you i am the victor of the weird tick tock uh home so shout out kevin from the office his new gig is uh just as fulfilling let's help those veterans out shall we so you can retire better what the [ __ ] is that tom selleck but what was the so you can that was a name it was from the ad bless you bless you excuse me that was from the bad yeah it was from that phase blanks um we've clearly been getting to phase blanks because this dude this [ __ ] guy posted an iq test to his instagram stories today which is pretty embarrassing i mean that's like 13 year old [ __ ] right there um dude scott lee we've really hit struck a nerve in him the phase blanks he's who does that i mean how old is he ab i believe he is 30 let me double check though you don't sorry dude but you can't be posting iq test results at 30. it's just yes he's 30. it's cringe bro you posted cringe i'm infinitely smart and let me also just stay for the record more successful there's zero [ __ ] percent chance you have a 138 iq i'm sorry but no [ __ ] fraudulent you literally don't you probably have a 38 iq no he's not he's not like diminished but i mean 138 i mean that's probably like a facebook quiz for sure yeah yeah definitely blanks the whole iq testing is such a poor way of measuring intelligence i think it's like i don't know why we as a society have bought into this notion that like the iq test is this ultimate test of intelligence i mean all the iq tests does is test like memory pattern recognition stuff like that which is certainly a dimension of intelligence but there's so many other dimensions of intelligence that couldn't possibly be measured on this test with like creativity you know humor uh artistry interpersonal skills these are all uh some like intelligent aspects that people develop and yet uh what the [ __ ] are you saying i mean this is the guy right sorry from maybe i'm speaking to uh but this is the guy that was shilling a milf coin okay 138 sorry yeah yeah my voice correct god damn it but yeah 100 is the average score for the iq test have you ever taken an iq test ethan no i don't want to know it'd be low i've never taken one either but the thing is you can't take like an iq test is administered by a professional you know psychologist under a strict uh like to do it properly but again it's just a really bad way to judge someone's intelligence yeah yeah i agree it's like majority retention i believe has anyone taken an iq test oh yeah i took one on facebook actually yesterday it said i was 160. holy [ __ ] so actually still infinitely smarter than phase blanks 140 is high iq 160 is just 160 is off the charts i'm the smartest man that ever lived well according to phase blanks he is not your iq was measured uh higher than 99.5 percent of the people in the whole planet so are you smart enough to for menza let's go wait wait is he smart enough for menza norway interesting uh nate she's going for there i think he's [ __ ] stupid you know what mensa iq challenge let's let's pop this open let's see what this [ __ ] idiot actually took let's see mensa iq challenge yeah oh my god this is it you guys we found that we've a mensa iq norway okay i am uh 18 to 50. oh [ __ ] am i really going to do this how long is this sick this is going to be boring try a couple uh well i gotta like here i gotta read all this and see i i i don't know i'm just gonna okay look exercise one the answer is clearly b okay b b b b test section takes approximately two hours well let's just see how much he did you [ __ ] spent your whole day doing this banks you freak dude you're so insecure look how much he did he did all this yeah but look it's like oh oh b doesn't work okay ethan i'm already fail i can't oh finish we're finished all right i did b on all let's see how smart i am b on all with time remaining legend iq your iq lies outside the area that the test is available to measure damn i'm [ __ ] off the charts i'm up to charge people it can't be measured it simply cannot be measured it's awesome off the charts but always wait what olivia said yeah i mean sam we're talking about on the side she's just uh having some problems with the call-in okay but the the audience can hear yeah the audience is fine okay good i'm sorry banks i think you're smart don't don't worry you're a smart guy and you're infinitely you're infinitely smart and infinitely successful okay wait let's try this again i actually want to get a score and see how it compares to the blank let's do a b c d mmm uh hey d it dude i can't believe he did all these what the hell bro you you're like you're apparently this he's infinitely smart he's so busy and he's time for all this [ __ ] weightlessness oh lord damn i'm too dumb too or too smart all right enough of that thank you so shout out to banks he's a genius another one at the top of the show which i think is [ __ ] awesome logan paul who recently got basically trashed and attacked somebody has come out with this statement that he's going to be president president of the united states one day yeah i really think so i think uh the united states need to unite yo that's such a good insight [Laughter] he's right we need to unite the united states he's the great uniter [Applause] damn i think i can actually do it bro i'm [ __ ] up like trust me you're gonna want the dude who made the mistakes who made the mistakes rather than the dude who's making them now you know what i'm saying and and i'm 26 me at 35. yeah at you and 35 you'll be in rehab bro not the [ __ ] not running for office sorry to tell you based on the videos i've seen it could be pretty interesting to see gp run around those white houses gp for vp gp for vp father sun duo that's a great position to pick up some young some young tale too for gp oh yeah power cop and uh in the uh royal the royal the presidential guardian in his van the white house will be a clout house for sure it would yeah you got mike who's like the treasurer or some [ __ ] what does that look like mike would be the uh secretary of state yeah gp could be the uh the press secretary that would be good yeah that'd be awesome and then um jake would be the you know secretary of uh defense defense for sure of course who better than him it's a boxing war he's good at wars for no reason yeah uh lena rhodes or sorry what's her name lana lana rhodes would be the um well she she would actually be a great press secretary yeah yeah she's used to being on camera so fantastic i love this cabinet what a duck what a freak to actually i mean this guy is actually psychotic he's coming out here and saying i'm going to be president i'm going to be president of the united states i'm going to i mean it's not like cute or ambitious it's just weird bro i think uh the united states need to unite and uh you guys try not to laugh at him bro i've yeah i mean you like literally removed ads off youtube for like everybody for a whole year and so let's let's focus on maybe i don't really give a [ __ ] but thanks for letting me know right yeah you also have to be willing to sacrifice some little bit of your liberty or not liberty but make small sacrifices right for the country for example like wearing a mask logan paul what do you think about wearing a mask during the heidelkov i don't really give a [ __ ] but thanks for letting me know right okay that'll play well during the campaign i'm sure all the other countries in the world would be happy to see logan paul as our president you know he's always represented us well everywhere he goes well you know all these p all these goons see trump and then they say because trump was trump was a guy that nobody ever thought would be president or should be president right and um so you know they see trump and they go i can do this [ __ ] and you know actually they're [ __ ] right i'll tell you one thing though japan would immediately seize all trade and friendly communications japan is out trump told the nelson boys one of them could be president one day so you never know dude that's that's the thing about trump he's kind of right yeah i mean trump has like 50 allegations against him he has bankrupted every business endeavor he's been involved in and the people love him he lost the election and he says he's still the president lost by seven million votes man nationally i am god bless what is this i like it but i don't know what it is cam uh this is you selecting b on every option yeah they can't gauge my intelligence 250 billion iq i'm dr manhattan thank you again that's good love that okay so let's get to some maine some main pieces here trailers trailers on my nuts brian cavanaugh's [ __ ] with me like there's no question about it right for sure i like that though he's petty enough to try to beef with me he thinks he's such a big shot but like are you really if you're getting if you're tumbling around with me are you a big shot no by the way if you guys want to go to um if we might have some new content if you type ryan or does ryan cavanaugh look like harvey weinstein you know what's funny oh there's actually a couple articles about it now it's awesome yeah these guys the focus wrote an article shout out this is a really hard hitting article by the focus yasmine long sorry if i said that wrong i'm sure i did does ryan cavanaugh look like harvey weinstein h3 website debunks it thank you that's what we're here to debunk that uh amazing yeah so so she wrote a whole article about it and she goes look um they you know they went through all this effort to debunk this this rumor if anything ryan should be thanking me so people know that they're different people yeah so they announced after dark in the same font trailers concert is not only suspiciously titled after dark but the artwork has many similarities including the brick wall and neon font oh yeah and then we started [ __ ] with them in the uh twitter thread and then he they started hiding all the comments your [ __ ] is flipped i mean that's proven probably true see here look it's all flipped right and then he started hiding all of our uh a b posted his flips costume you fell off plus ratio plus bankruptcy got hidden ratio you fell off bankruptcy plus swali will never get paid google ryan kavanagh controversy sway lee sorry thank you oh so awkward did yours get hidden oh you just did too okay did anyone watch that how was that i didn't watch it i don't know if anyone else did no no one else watching i don't think anyone watched everywhere anywhere i saw some photos it looked like there's like two or three people there yeah i mean what the [ __ ] is that what is he's just like in the business of wasting money how anyone invests in that man is is truly baffling here's the tweet there's some good stuff here good feedback uh joint trailer after dark for an exclusive halloween celebration in the heart of new orleans with swaley trailer after dark dot com uh by the way it had like 20 likes before we started uh getting in on direction now it's up to 90. so you know trill is really popping off i seen someone say that every cast member got more likes than the original post yeah ratio it's so hard bro actually the best part about this is if you go how do i look at the hidden replies because that is obviously the best part to the right below the picture i right here yeah okay so wait it's so dark on my yeah so here's all the good stuff you fell off ratio bankruptcy your trailer [ __ ] has flipped they hit all these man this makes me want to falsify me too information ugh it's so awkward only 50 likes no one's watching this [ __ ] uh ratio you fell off bankruptcy looks like somebody's been watching a little too much h3 they're trying to censor you bro that one got hidden look at all these that they hid look at this somebody's working over you think ryan himself is just hiding replies look at all these replies it's like what the [ __ ] who's doing all this you should be thankful you're even getting interaction on twitter at all i mean [ __ ] let's look at the recent post two hours ago three likes three likes this is trailer people the the supposed biggest social media network three [ __ ] likes come on now two hours my mom my mom crushes you on social bro my mom must have a market share of a billion dollars compared to this one from three years ago has one like so and shout out to the social media team whatever the [ __ ] this is look at this what is this what am i this is the worst social post ever and this is a social media platform today on trailer look at this what is this supposed to mean what is this one like one like frank kavanagh what the [ __ ] is this and they're all and all the comments are about uh bit being flipped which is uh they admit in their recent filing so not flipped said it's inverted is how they phrased it yeah yeah inverted but i can't help but notice always the difference the discrepancy between how many followers and how many likes ron cavanaugh's accounts and the trailer accounts well fifty thousand rank governor has like millions we call them buying followers by 50 yeah allegedly but well well no okay allegedly but here i'll let you decide we found uh a company whatever you guys saw it i don't explain the [ __ ] buys views oh yeah 50 000 followers allegedly and one like everybody got you though you know that's pretty bad yeah it's almost like nobody cares it's almost like yeah so and then that wasn't the only slight we also what bro what the [ __ ] kanye west now is doing sunday services um ian pick your side is the title of this ian what'd you think didn't didn't watch you're lying i didn't watch i can confirm that we asked him before the show and he said he didn't watch okay did anyone watch thank you ian i was you know getting some guy massaging my thigh and getting those nuts flicked but yeah i'm so sorry to interrupt we got to do an ad break all right thank you baby [Music] cam said he skimmed it you want to talk about it cam or it's just like a bunch of religious stuff cam said they have a tweet about kanye and all has 13 likes it was just kanye west and marilyn manson which is such a weird mix i can't get over that why how are they even getting the word out about anything it's like okay oh yeah kanye tweeted it kanye posted it kali how much does it cost to get kanye to do that it's gotta cost millions i mean he won't get out of bed for less than that i would think so yeah at least i mean he's worth a billion dollars so i don't think a hundred thousand dollars something like that would cut it also considering literally nobody will watch it right that's a big factor as well yeah so anyway actually you know i do have exciting news and we'll do the ads after this hey b thank you for reminding me ryan cavan if you google ryan cavanaugh okay let's just see some kind of interesting results here if you go to images here here he is with harvey weinstein that's interesting but if you go back and just go down this is what i i wanted to show you guys and possibly even for you to do it yourself to see that i'm not lying right love yeah it's further down on pc about the mobile it's on the first page oh it is it should be right there so here it is so if you type ryan kavanaugh's name you'll find that our website is is uh coming closer to the top does which means google thinks it's relevant for his name which you know it is yeah it's the most relevant very relevant so love what should people do to kind of just to prove them that this is actually this is a real i want to show people that this is real what you want to do it's very important that you yeah yeah yeah so google ryan kavanagh you know it might take take a couple pages to find it but once you find it press it stay on the page for at least two minutes that that's very important that you take the time to read everything read the content and refresh it a couple times examine yeah notice the deadness in both their eyes do you see it that that could be what's the confusing factor there you know go down we're constantly adding content too so don't be afraid to visit it every day anything else you want to add multiple times per day anything you know there there's another thing i was thinking about if you happen to have a vlog like an actual blog or a website feel free to make or send us some links send your traffic to us because that that's just great honestly it's gonna send so much traffic so gets out there you know yeah and well we can review it on the website on our podcast too because i just think this is so important that the public understand like i don't think it's fair to ryan that people confuse him with harvey weinstein such a terrible guy like like ryan kavanaugh should be able to stand on his own two feet as a man an individual and say i am ryan cavanaugh not harvey weinstein don't don't put me and him together in the same words even here's what don't even put us together in the same sentence god forbid anyway here's photos of them together side by side oh yeah oh the yep right and this is you know this is your time if you have a website this is your time to do something good for the world uh to you know share something good share the word you know it's just just a good thing to do for everyone in the world it's [ __ ] beautiful i like this website i think it's a vital public service ryan cavanaugh a public figure harvey weinstein a public figure um you know nothing wrong about that yeah and then we're gonna add some new content here too right love oh yeah quizzes uh all that stuff it's gonna be really fun so make sure to go go in and check every day baby are you okay man what you can are you laughing i i don't know it just [ __ ] hit me just how far this is going it's [ __ ] hilarious i don't know what you're talking about how that the soundbite got me the kenneth copeland how far is going with kenneth copeland yeah yeah yeah we might want to do yeah it's exciting i'm really excited about that i mean it's already gotten so much traction like it's on the first and second page that's phenomenal for his first name i mean with any with any you know luck we might even be ranking first that would be the dream right love absolutely and it will happen i've been uh i've been using all dancers to link oh thank you oh my goodness thank you guys 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haven't seen a long time you get trashed not trashed i'm too old for that [ __ ] now yeah me too yeah i swear if i if i drink too much i i'm like my whole week is done yeah literally i had like maybe three drinks over the course of five or six hours so dude people who are alcoholics must be feeling real bad because that's just got to be like hangover after hangover after hangover that's got to be so bad yeah you know alcohol is actually i saw this harm of drugs maybe you could find it maybe it was basically rated each drug um based on its harm to society and to the individual and everything all factored together it's got to be up there with like meth and heroin right alcohol was number one by far by far yeah by far that doesn't surprise me at all yeah uh meth and heroin were were not maybe in the top 10 but surprisingly low sure it's really interesting actually if you can find it maybe marijuana was actually pretty high up on the list as well oh then that study's bogus yeah exactly marijuana doesn't cause cancer discounting the entire thing based off of that piece of information that i don't like new uh oh there's some new quartering cringe this is so good you guys oh my god the quartering cringe this sent me an orb it's such a freak show there's [ __ ] all over the floor how do i even set this up um the quartering has been talking to this girl he had her on his show right gina carrano carano yes the woman from the mandalorian who got fired for like was it like q and on conspiracy stuff she's not anti-backs i think it was everything i mean i think she's everything yeah here i'll show you a picture of her to set it up i mean she was on his shows i mean which is kind of weird for her like damn that's rock bottom i think for an actor yeah this is her from a starring role on a star wars uh property too yeah so you guys are with the quartering if you watch the mandalorian you definitely remember her and she was posting cringe so she got canned um let's see let's see her collab with the quartering was she for sure on his show like i have nearly 50 videos on the woman five hours what the [ __ ] is this wait this [ __ ] has a five-hour video about gina carano what is this okay i need to take this all in here let's explore a little bit okay wait kids in the cages okay is is she here gina carl fights back mega stream with huge guests they did a whole mega stream to defend her when she was canceled i see i see all the usual uh suspects who we got here you recognize any of these other jokers uh not really actually why do they all have toys mario out of it blue led lighting they all look like they're in their thing quartering's basement mario totally would have been a january uh sixth or fifth six he totally would have a january six uh protester writer he's so cool yeah he actually has more videos about her than brie larson wait did he do an interview with her like where the [ __ ] is this well he just recorded it i i don't know because he was just tweeting about it all excited okay so he did it he did an interview with her which means that they were in proximity they were talking which makes all that happen afterwards even creepier yeah you would think you would have some semblance of respect for this girl uh pre a professionality and as you see he's already made 20 videos about her so get ready i am of course a white supremacist i don't know if we've moved on but here's that chart oh yeah this is actually we can do this so you have harm to user harm to others go up to the top and read that ranked by drug experts on damage to users impact on crime and socioeconomic effects so i'm assuming harm to others is like socioeconomic effects impact on crime well and i mean with alcohol you could probably lump in you know drunk driving accidents uh domestic abuse like all all of the baggage that comes along with alcoholism yeah so when all factors are accumulated alcohol crushes heroin which is a number two marijuana isn't i mean i guess it's sort of high but it i mean it's up i mean you'd be surprised because people people like to pretend like marijuana is a completely [ __ ] harmless drug yo that's what i'm talking about mushrooms numbers are at the end zero yeah that's interesting it has zero negative effects on society apparently i don't know how can they say that zero i mean this is one study it's from 2010 and it's in the uk um so this is not dude universal mushrooms never hurt nobody dude that's what i'm saying dude i'm seeing another study from webmd and out of one to a hundred mushrooms is the lowest with a five wow bring that uh let's well let's listen i mean it kind of makes like when you're on mushrooms you know you don't you're not attacking yeah you're not you're not aggressive you're not attacking anybody generally there's no crime there's no mushrooms are really easy to acquire just by um i can never find them when i wanted to [Laughter] back in the day yeah i mean you can you can get them relatively easily you can grow them really go out go out i want to see this whole thing let's see alcohol heroin crack meth cocaine tobacco way up there not that bad though actually at the same time like it's not you know expect tobacco would be worse but hey it's not that bad even harm to self you would expect [Music] marijuana is kind of similar to to tobacco it's a little less harmful but what's ghp is that like [Music] okay what is that no no ketamine keto means its own thing what the [ __ ] is ghp uh isn't ghb like the uh the date r drug oh which in which case i'm a little confused hey it's uh why is it so no harm to others it seems yes flipped i would say this well i think clearly people are not using it for that purpose primarily it's supposed to help with narcolepsy oh okay well benzos are pretty low i hear a lot about the ketamine meth is the clout pill on there yeah i again because this is 2010 and in the uk what the hell is that is that just lighter feel of well that is one thing that butane is what do you do with butane that's that's some advanced drug use right there i don't know that's crazy i don't know a lot of i mean cat i don't know what cat is either that's some new [ __ ] i've never heard of cat urine clc butane is hash oil oh okay that why do they call it that why are they so slick why they still like street smart on this just say hash oil butane yeah like dabs okay i don't know why this is they separate that from marijuana they're like this is better it's better to dab they say uh dab it up some people are saying that ghb is also a party drug yeah it has to be i don't think okay experts say dab it up [Laughter] uh alcohol more harmful than crack or heroin yeah here's basically it says the same exact thing here on this one but alcohol is like way tops the chart 72 i guess on a scale of 100 whereas heroin is 55. that's really incredible yeah i mean i think the combination of just how widespread its use is because it's legal and socially acceptable to do you know leads to a lot more people being exposed to the to the downside this is the exact same list by the way it's it's identical i imagine they're all pulling from the same study yeah interesting though regardless anyway the quartering speaking of um [Applause] the quartering so this is what he tweets directly after his interview with her i told and he tags her gina carrara i had to adjust my camera as to avoid having her feet appear on wiki feet her reply was to put them right on camera now that's fan service can't wait for you all to see this conversation a smart move imagine you just were a guest on someone's show and they tweeting that [ __ ] out but that's not all that's not where it ended my friends uh he continues corsi does i'm happy to report that according to and once again tagging her to make it even creepier gina carano my hugging skills were 100 improved all that practice in front of the mirror worked and there's even video evidence you'll have to wait just a little bit due to embargo but it's some great stuff and with this gif of kip wait it's not over folks really yeah if brie larson was ever on a show i mean obviously not but like it would just be him just being like i finished i just i finished here i was touching myself under the desk the whole time and adding her i honestly don't think you could find another channel that praises brie larson as much as me here uh is him saying once again i think i left my 400 prescription sunglasses and gina carrero's trailer now we wait costanza that that's a reference to this episode of seinfeld where george had this theory that uh good t i can't criticize his taste in sitcom i'll say that we like the same show yeah george had this theory that the best way to get keep yourself in a woman's life who doesn't want you specifically is to leave [ __ ] in her apartment so you had a reason to go back isn't he married jeremy yes that he is maybe his wife's out for pizza or something yeah maybe that explains why she's always going well for pizza without him this is pretty pretty uh wild [ __ ] man even as a joke i guess you'd probably say it was but he was too embarrassed to tag her on this one by the way can't give away the game right exactly yeah so there's the quartering being an absolute freak show oh oh she responded she responded on twitter a few times anything good i sort of just memes and hearts she's trying to play it off like she's not terrified let's see so oh wait see i missed this one so at gina carano said i have a step-dad hug exactly she's clearly trying to put the boundaries on this guy you have a step-dad hug that's bad right and he says so i'm crushed god he's such a freak show you can't be thirst trapping her like this you you she's a guest be respectful she says amazing that's it she's trying to be cool about the god help us all i'm already taking my pants off this is just horrific bro yeah her twitter's a is a nightmare of like q anon mega freak show too oh my god such a nightmare and despite all that none of that is as bad as her acting on the mandalorian he thought she was bad i don't remember i [ __ ] hate that character i don't hate the character but i thought she was quite bad also he liked this post by the way of someone with a by the way just a comment the stara dave the nazi jewish swag oh beautiful it says unvaccinated so co-signed there but also he liked that this picture of him i mean dude have some respect for yourself you're married this is a guest on your show this is just a trifecta of it you like this tweet freak yeah you like this that's awesome it's a freak show that's four likes he's one of them he is an absolute degenerate freak show oh my god a little came out this guy just imagine who his average audience must be like who like the person that watches his videos that looks exactly like him undoubtedly a bunch of more jeremy's let me look at his channel and see what he's been up to a bunch of other people that shoot their pants in walmart wearing flannels no one's got crotch like him though yo did you guys know that the the latest thing in like conspiracy land is they all think walmarts are secretly fema camps and they're they'll be where like all of the unvaccinated people get rounded up and like thrown in the gas chamber and [ __ ] oh i just discovered this yes they think that so there's like a genocide of unvaccinated coming yes and while there is you know what it's called covet right exactly but and and walmart is where it's all going to be taking place they're they're all like turning on walmart walmart's part of the deep state and walmart is going to be for walmart where are the concentration camps no we're on your team we've been underpaying and exploiting work and [ __ ] you know paying off uh politicians to sim for corporations for decades it's [ __ ] awesome we're on your team imagine clicking one of these videos we are we are walmart this is on the loudspeakers as the chamber doors close there's no escape oh the chat's saying that's uh that's that conspiracy has been around for a while well sorry i just learned about it dude what the [ __ ] bro you think our thumbnails are bad [Laughter] this is such a wild show shout out uh recordering i guess let's get let's take a caller okay wait aft after hooking up with boyfriend his mother used to clean up towel oh no brittany what have you done um i this is such a confession just let me tell you right away and it's funny that you guys were talking about uh magic mushrooms because that was the night me and my boyfriend decided to take some and something happened what happened what happened okay so you know we've got a little freaky you know as couples do on mushrooms and he yes that mushroom is that a common thing to do on mushrooms everybody's experience is going to be different i personally have no interest in anything uh like that when i'm on mushrooms but okay interesting your mileage might be the call of nature happens and one way or another no judgment obviously you know you know so after we were done you know you got to get the the towel the apparatus to clean up and so use the towel from the bathroom and he worked third shift so um his mom woke up at like six seven in the morning and his dumb ass puts a towel back where it was by the sink right so i'm putting on my shoes to get ready to go and we hear the sink turn on and all of a sudden we hear his mom like washing her face and there's only a towel right next to the sink you know that only that one towel so immediately we realized what we did and ran the [ __ ] out of there and yeah that's my confession okay so let me so there's one bathroom and one towel in the place a secondary bathroom in um like the living room area so she like came down there to like get ready for work wow so so he is terrific so he he used the towel this is his mom right yeah yes this is his mom he puts it back and and did you confirm that the towel was used on her face or you guys just bailed it was a pretty uh hard confirmation when we heard her um using the water and going and drying right and there's there's only one towel now tell me was it like a hand towel a towel down there what's it like what was it a small hand towel or like a big body towel it was a small hand towel oh god oh my god what is the hanging it back up well okay after the shrooms were involved i guess judgment may have been impaired i was like dude are you okay you're messing with me okay but it's his own mom for christ's sake that's a wild one tastes good i said it was like a full circle moment you know what i mean like and was it like that moment i'm sorry this is disgusting but i'm good i just have to ask so i apologize was it a how what was the size of the load i was talking oh no i mean it was a substantial amount you know what i mean enough to leave an impact on the towel i guess like it wasn't just a little splooge it was like don't they say it's good for skin maybe maybe dinner and and was there any follow-up information uh did anything come of this uh something did you no we kind of just like forgot about it never talked about it again um he bought he felt so bad because he thought his mom was gonna you know find out that he dropped me off and then he bought her mcdonald's and said good morning he came back with mcdonald's yes well that's so bad that's like a giveaway though she doesn't know she still doesn't know she still doesn't know oh because i feel like you could smell it you could feel it there's just you know i just feel like people like seaman it's better she doesn't know clearly obviously it's but it's much better that's what i'm saying but it feels good to get this off my chest so thank you guys for listening to my confession thank you for sharing it you know i that's one of my favorites the towel to get it off your chest did you guys throw the towel away eventually or did what happened yes he did actually like after that he like took the towel out of the bathroom yeah because that towel is just gonna bring back bad memories uh every time you see it it's like trigger that's one of my fears is now i'm going to be having two sons and you know i know that young boys coming of age just they just splooge everywhere and i know there's going to be a time where everything's just going to be crusty and [ __ ] up no no no and i'm just i'm afraid i'm afraid that that day i mean it's gonna happen i'm just saying you're gonna find socks and pillowcases watch out there's gonna be yellow stains everywhere i know it's going to happen i guess it's inevitable isn't it all right yeah thank you guys and are you guys still together yes we are and so how you see his mom pretty frequently oh yeah how long ago did this happen um i want to say about three years ago two and a half okay so it's been it's been a minute it's probably time to tell her then do you want me to drink her on yeah can we get a three-way call going yeah let's get her on the phone please no oh my god no take that to your grave what are you talking about take that to your grave don't ever let her know that that happened obviously okay okay i'm glad it's not your fault it's not your fault okay i just you know i just when i tell get a little worked up you know it's not your fault your boyfriend should have had a a towel there or something you got to be prepared he doesn't have tissue in his room like why are you going to use that yeah and if you do i mean that goes straight to the bottom of the hamper or like you know what i mean just grab a t-shirt or something man yeah but to put it back right but i i think the magic mushrooms on mushrooms or not so i don't know all right i hope you guys learned your lessons from that and you're more prepared going forward for anything like that to happen okay it's not your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault okay brittany thank you so much it's not your fault okay all right thanks for sharing we appreciate you all right you take care god bless you god bless you both and i'm happy you guys are still together we we stan a uh good couple i mean listen it's not your fault britney no you're not listening to me it's not your fault uh ex-boyfriend was a fan of keemstar um found out his mother had a shrine wait what the [ __ ] let me read this again ex-boyfriend was a fan of keemstar and she found out from his mother that he had a shrine dedicated to her with 15 years worth of stuff oh my god but this is not related to keemstar does sound interesting though [Laughter] let's hear it from anonymous that's how you know it's good i'm surprised britney gave us her name all right anonymous so uh hi there how are you today i am interested uh what you have the story i'm i've been ready for weeks now to share the story with you guys okay good i'm glad we got you on all right are you ready for this ready okay so when i was about 11 years old i moved to my aunt's house and uh to a new school um my later on boyfriend all i'm just going to call him dj um he befriends me and then he starts getting really really weird like trying to hold my bag for me to class just passing these strange notes wait hold on hold on i would yeah yeah you're saying he's your boyfriend he later on in the story not yet this is when she first yeah well what's weird about holding your bag and that sounds sweet it sounds like he's trying to be a good guy oh yeah no it it starts out very platonic very sweet and just starts getting a little like more and more crazy like i um i was giving all the girls in my class invitations to my birthday party because my aunt didn't like having like boys to the house so he fished out the invitation from the trash one of these girls and uh he he shows up to my house unannounced as if having the invitation is at instant access like you guys have no agency to turn them away right right and he he did demand to come into the birthday and we had to explain to him that you know it's girls only party sorry anyway he starts calling me like crazy she would call me in the middle of the night and hang up hold on hold on hold on let me this is before you guys dated this is before i know i know i i feel like there's a minute some red flags i know for sure and it keeps getting worse and i was an insecure 11 12 year old girl oh wow okay so that that yeah we can't blame we can't blame you actually yeah what i said i couldn't blame an 11 or 12 year old girlfriend for anything she did uh no judgment at all and uh god bless you looking back definitely red flags but you're 11. there's nothing wrong so my teacher ended up finding a whole thing of letters in his desk like love letters for weeks and weeks of him writing these things and the school actually ended up following a restraining order against me him to not talk to me at school so during like lunch and recess he wasn't allowed to talk to me yeah uh can i ask you something what was in those yeah yeah i feel like if there wasn't anything really freaking those love letters they wouldn't have done that right exactly dude they never told me because i was little right because to this day i don't know what was in those there must have been something really scary in those for them too yeah seeing now where it went definitely um so um i end up moving to my dad's house which is about an hour away from from where this school was and three years go by we didn't really talk much and then all of a sudden he messaged me on facebook and all of my old friends weren't really messaging me or wanting to talk anymore and it kind of gave me nostalgia of home so i responded back and we started talking and he was really cool he was really sweet to me and i started catching feelings for him yeah so then i moved back to my mom's house kind of for him so that i could go to school with him and have have more of a relationship than long distance um so he started you know 15 year olds start smoking pot start drinking start you know acting out and everything well i would do the same i started getting in trouble and trying to fit in with him and his friends and it just it wasn't me um he he he would make me sit down and watch keemstar videos like the halo 3 oh i know so obnoxious we would just be laying on his bed watching hours and hours of keemstar and halo 3. oh yeah wow keemstar since 2009 or 10. but um so uh he just started getting crazier and crazier he started writing the list of people in school he um he i don't know if i'm allowed to say this just use it use a euphemism speak in code okay um he he had a list of people that did me and him wrong and that he wanted to do something to them exactly no freaking way dude yeah yeah and you knew about this list i'm real scared oh i knew about this list and i told the administrators at school because it really scared me because he his brother and him would go hunting and so there was hold on let me reflect here for a second key star school lists of people hunting keemstar alone is a red flag but everything else in combination really puts it into perspective man um what did people what kind of stuff did people do to you guys to land you on that list oh it was just like you know just regular high school stuff saying oh you know um your girlfriend is a is a [ __ ] or you know just just dumb kid stuff right nothing crazy really doesn't no no and like i had one of my friends trying to get closer to me and he wanted to be my boyfriend instead and that was not okay so yeah he it was did he it was terrible did he specifically say that he wanted to like unalive people in the list oh yeah i mean the top like like it was like an essay like at the top of this list was people i would like to wow yeah that is freaky so how did you find the list did he show it to you or did you find it by accident yeah oh he thought i was like in on this with him oh man like yeah he would he would tell me all like just all sorts of crazy stuff and i never thought it was okay and then and then this was definitely the last straw because this is never something to joke about um so i um i ended up trying to break up with him and he there's this really busy street in the area that i grew up at it's like 50 miles an hour and i was getting on the city bus to go back home and he kept trying to get in front of cars because of me wanting to break up with him so he was crying and just i mean just relentlessly wanting to stay together and kept saying he wanted to hurt himself if i would leave him um so how did the school administrators respond to the you telling them about that list you found so they ended up expelling him and then you broke up with him yeah so i broke up with him and then like a few weeks later they had like a a huge meeting with all of his teachers and the counselors at school and like the dean and everything um and they they decided to fully expel him because that just no tolerance policy whatsoever did the police ever run amok yes i know another good what would we be without men who keep notes of other enemies the police did end up getting like kind of like a um oh shoot i forgot to tell you guys he tried to also light a kindergarten our preschool center on fire too while we were dating and you stayed with them after that one he's a kid too dude's a go-getter what do we do without men trying to burn down kindergartens being a keemstar fan was ethan on that list oh god oh god shut up baby i hate myself for saying all this out loud now like it was this is all like you're a young girl there's no blame it's not your fault i'm married now with kids and and have gone and experienced life and it's just so cringy to me that like i let any of this [ __ ] happen let me ask you though i i understand you're a young girl so i'm not judging you but i'm just fascinated by the whole thing when your boyfriend tries to burn down a kindergarten how do you rationalize that uh well he explained to me that it was like late at night and he had snuck out at home and he went to go pick up some some weed and that he was uh he met his dealer at a the preschool center in the parking lot yeah perfect right yeah and uh he he said he was trying to light his joints and that's why the fire started wow didn't someone else start a fire yeah maybe he was just falling in the footsteps you know that just sounds to me that just sounds to me like a guy who full sins yeah also it sounds like this was at night so there was no kids there so i don't really see the problem with burning down the school oh so it's a habit if it's an empty what are we gonna do without men i mean who gives a [ __ ] trying to i'm gonna go rip a dart yo actually um well that's funny because i you know i go to chuck e cheese uh inside to meet my dealer we meet in the ball pit oh right absolutely that's the best thing but after they're closed right because then that'd be one during oh ethan daring you gotta you gotta wait after 8 p.m when they walk up to that kind of show thing they never suspect it like no no that's where i buy my black tar heroine is in the ball pit of chuck e cheese wow what a character uh so okay proceed so he tried to burn down to elementary school we love that love it so um we're broken up at this point i've gotten completely blocked on all you know i think it was just like instagram and facebook at that point there wasn't any crazy other social medias haven't blocked on my phone and uh my best friend lived down the street from our high school and uh wow sorry couple days no you're fine um a few weeks later we would see him hiding in between the cars across the street from her house to try to get a peek of me and and to talk to me and i ended up yeah i ended up having to call his mom and his mom actually took him away to his brother's house which is like uh three hours south of where we are so i i didn't hear from him again until after high school this it this gets a little wild too we're here for it so so um he's really good friends with my cousin um and my cousin's trans um she had not transitioned yet at this point though so um she and him were hanging out in the living room and i was at my aunt's house hanging out with them and he just kept begging me to get back together with him even though he'd been like two or three years he had changed that he would never do anything like that ever again and i smartened up at this point was like oh hell no dude you can kick the curb i don't know why you're even in this house my cousin should never be friends with you you're psycho so i'm laying there and i start falling asleep and then i like hear something and i'm like what is that noise and i kind of open my eyes a little bit and i hear dj say is it gay if i come is it what does that mean what's right next to me yep yo yeah yeah and i just kind of lay there just i mean paralyzed your cousin what's up with your cousin man that's some that's some wild [ __ ] right there well i later asked her why she did what she did and she said well i just wanted to see if i could um that explains a lot of my hookups you know um did did your cousin answer his question oh she said no it wasn't it's not gay okay fair enough no it was quite clearly it wasn't gay so i mean i yeah well i don't i don't i don't think it's gay to have sex with the trans woman right i mean we've well she wasn't trans i was about to say she said hadn't transitioned at that point oh so he was having sex with a dude a man right you're ugly right i think that is gay i think it might be that's gay it would technically at that time be be gay hold on let's ask that you've gone in uh preacher so who is gay he would be both of them technically you are transgender he wasn't yet not yet yeah well i mean they could still be transgender without yet transitioning that's true he may that's true that's complicated it is complicated it is complicated she didn't know she was trans yet so she did identify as a male at the time okay okay so no i think it's definitively gay at that point i think it is yeah yeah i i have to agree but definitely gay so what was this what was the act they were in uh were they just um fellatio and did you did you ever like open your eyes a slit and see what was going on just the hair but i have gone through therapy to try to remove it from my brain oh my god so i believe it's somewhere there but it doesn't exist right now and i got news for you i'm sorry for bringing that okay yeah i think that oh no no it's fine i'm i'm divulging all this okay so and the possibility has crossed your mind clearly that he's not gay at all and just wanted to get in the same room as you that is exactly correct he wanted to get on good graces with my cousin so that i would get back together with him but also not just that the act of having sex in the same room as you even if it's with right a man and he's not gay this is this is yeah i don't know what the strategy was there to win her back my cousin was my best friend at the time so i figured i guess if he let him do i i don't know yeah um this guy is i think a danger to society man this guy's scared oh yeah so that now he's an adult so i actually have uh some of his charges written down on my phone right now he uh he stole his mom's car when he was 19 totaled it he then later goes to jail for assault and of course possession of i believe cocaine and marijuana and then he actually broke into his mom's house while his mom and stepdad were in colorado and i ended up doing i got i believe about two or three years for that is he in jail currently um i don't know he's totally a ghost on social media i've been trying to figure out if he's in but the state of california is really hard to figure out who's in prison or jail um so what happened so so anyway from the cousin incident what happens from there so i don't talk to him for years and um i mean by the way let me ask you i'm just i'm curious about this situation you're in the bed you're pretending to be asleep how long did that go on for and then what how did it end i'm on the couch so it was this living room and there's one couch on one end of the room and one couch on the other and they both face each other okay i'm lying on one crouch and they're lying on the other couch and i've fallen asleep i believe and all they weren't really talking and i believe i dozed off and then i woke up to hear dj say that to my cousin and then they walked outside and had cigarettes or i don't know and that was the next morning i asked my cousin uh what had happened and she clearly said oh yeah you know he he let me do that in hopes of rekindling with you bro what is the logic there [Music] that is wild logic oh man all right so what happens i'm curious i want to hear where the story goes yeah so um i also have to comment right currently his profile picture is him holding hands with his lawyer getting out of jail for his assault charge oh yeah what a good lawyer we did it your lawyer ever doesn't sound like a very good lawyer i'll hold his hand once we once we win this the trailer suit yeah okay i'll go skip down the street them oh yeah so this is where it gets real wild for me this part of the story this was only a few weeks ago for me i am grocery shopping with my daughter and my newborn son and i see his mom and his mom is a really sweet lady and so she stops and we chat a little bit and i notice she has a really weird look on her face and i haven't seen her since me and him were boyfriend and girlfriend so it's been 10 years did she wait did she ever use a kami towel that was uh that was the other caller well he had a [ __ ] blanket so i mean i guess that's you know yeah but did she wipe her face with it wait you come on your mom wait whoa whoa whoa you came on your mom's blanket oh no he did he did he came on your mom's blanket yeah not my mom's his own mother's with you and why did he do that oh no no not with me involved he would go in her room and like do it what and he told you that they're you know i'm so sorry there's so many elements to this guys all day long i know this is like i've been trying to condense it but there's so much average king star viewer i love that this guy's a keemstar viewer that's the best thing ever that's the best thing of this story yo this guy's a literal case study from that show on netflix was it called where he studies like serial killers yeah i'm blinking right now my mind minefield mine hunter mine hunters yeah something so he would just go in his mom's room and come on her blanket for no reason she said it was really soft her like her blanket in there was really soft oh okay so yeah you know can you imagine you're just sleeping in a pool of your own [Laughter] whatever his mom tells you in the grocery store you should have told her about the jizz blanket as a revenge but go ahead what she ended up finding out she found out about that yeah how'd she find out about that well she kept noticing crunchy songs yeah exactly oh jesus and so you were there for all of this huh so tell me what happened with that how did the mom find out what happened of the blanket situation yes well she we we came home from school one day and this was at the end of our relationship i mean it i was like i was counting ways to escape it at this point and so she comes in and she says like what why is there you know why has there been these like spots on my blanket and um because he he would do it in his own room blankets but he preferred hers because it was softer so she said you know i there's there's these spots on your blanket and spots on mine and i think we both know what it is and this is just absolutely unacceptable and just walked away oh jesus was he embarrassed or just like whatever [ __ ] you mom put her on the list whatever [ __ ] and laughed so yes great all right we're back in the grocery store what did his mom tell you so she gets to start to get a really weird look on her face after we like kind of catch up with each other he has a kid at this point too with this other girl named um emily um lucky ladies and gentlemen yep lucky lucky and uh she's telling me how the you know how her granddaughter is and everything she sees my kids and we're talking gets a really weird look on her face and says i don't know if you know this and i said no what like there's a lot to know and she said well um about two or three years after you guys broke up i found a lot of stuff like under his bed and in his closet i'm like okay well what do you mean by that and um she said that she found my the old invitation for my sixth grade party he this is probably dipping into a line that we can cross on uh on live but she found videos of things that we would do that i did not know he was filming you didn't know that yes yes yikes yes um i didn't know okay continue before i get before i react wow yeah yeah wow i um baggies of my used gum that had the dates on them my feminine oh save that low feminine products use feminine products use feminine products my old underwear um i had a few ipods that went missing i just assumed that they got stolen at school but there was two of my old ipods there my old phone and some lip gloss and he at some point probably broke into my old house because we kept a spare key under the mat so maybe when we were out of town on one of the camping trips that we would go on all the time he probably came into my house and took some of my things because my old phone i never took my old phone anywhere with me it was just in a drawer um and yeah there was just stuff that he i never really gave him access to while we were together um so yeah so it was all like laid out why the [ __ ] would she tell you this at all wait what what was her reason for telling you this did you hit the x love yeah i improvised what wait you're exiting this love yeah it's too long am i what wait love just x you oh with peace and love of course why he says it's too i don't know i have a short attention span you still have you're still on a lifeline love extra dan evie did that everyone saw that no that was you love love no no i haven't listened to anything oh happy birthday by the way the last 10 minutes did too that was that hitting my button okay well did so was that a legit x or no i'm just gonna i'm just gonna was it legit exactly hold on hold on one sec was that a legit x uh i'm sorry this story is just too long huh i was interested i think it's great i'm i'm always yeah it's a good story i just i don't know i lost all the attention yeah it's my fault it's my fault it is it's not your fault yeah we get a really great caller and here we are dropping x's like uh candy well you zoom in no [ __ ] it's it's the zoomers on the staff you guys want to argue about who's a zoomer this is more entertaining than this woman's uh harrowing story where would we be without men stealing use tampons [Laughter] where would we be without men taking gum and putting it in bags and sealing them and writing down the dates i feel i feel bad for this person like i i'm not that bad you dropped an ex i feel bad i feel bad for you but like this dude sounds like a [ __ ] knuckle why the [ __ ] just one question why did she tell you that what was her reason for telling you there at that time in the grocery store that part doesn't make any she thought i should genuinely know because she was so weirded out by the situation that she thought that i should just know that have that knowledge now your life may be in danger like unironically if this is all true i i haven't heard from him like from himself in years well thank you for calling in i loved it all i thought it was fascinating but the crew here has other ideas so according to the rules thank you guys according to the rules engagement i have to drop you but i thank you so much for calling in i appreciate your time thank you i loved it i thought it was awesome thanks for sharing your story i love you also can i say one more thing please i'm actually wearing hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on before you say it before you say it because we do have an x situation here love is she permitted to finish her thought no i mean she only has two exes it was a nomination and a second yeah can she proceed yeah of course yeah yeah and zach can she proceed for teddy fresh i bought my first teddy fresh sweatshirt and it's the only you uh smokey the bear and i just have to say i am absolutely in love with it thank you so much thank you i love that thank you thank you build a shrine to it put it under your bed i loved it thanks for sharing stay safe that guy is like a no joke man yeah that guy's a real psychiatrist thank you guys yeah stay safe sorry you've been through all that that's pretty wild we've always wondered who watches dramaalert take care character take care love you bye thank you yeah i mean the biggest takeaway drama alert fan that's a dramaalert nation that's what that's what your brain on drama alert people were saying they thought the chat is always so wild they think she was lying i mean no way she was lying right no that's all real as it gets yeah i didn't really get i unfortunately those guys are out there his name is daniel keem [Laughter] the chat is split on if we hm well anyway i'm confused doesn't she need three x's to be no two no the rules always been two not america's got talent giving love and acts yeah where the [ __ ] you get that did you get that did you give yourself an ex love kevin sent it to me wait look cam just gave himself an x wow if you did that everyone saw that yeah that was 100 real well we got the story i was fascinated i mean i loved that [ __ ] the story was great it was just so long it just kept drawing and she kept saying oh this is the wildest part she kept i was asking her the questions that was making it longer it was all wild but she's like oh this is the wildest part oh it's the wildest part it's all wild you're such a dick amy's learned to just sit back i'm just playing oh yeah yeah i've i used to hit the button first all the time and then i got a bunch of [ __ ] from the chat now i love watching them suffer i just sit here smile looking at people say move on what do people want to pull for if they liked the call or thought it was too long i'm going to do a pull let's do a pull you want to pull what what's the poll what's that if people liked the call or didn't or didn't like the call you know i'm just curious i'm trying to understand how to make an entertaining show here i personally was fascinated i loved her i thought she was a great storyteller on top of it some people are way longer winded than that she was getting to the point there was always new stuff going on i'm just happy it wasn't about [ __ ] yeah we've we've scaled back our [ __ ] yeah our [ __ ] calls we've taken enough so the the pole is just was it a good call all right pulls up roll it here we go all right here let's go to the pole the pull is okay well we've got an overwhelming mostly good seventy percent and second place is good but too long nobody look this is uh okay interesting well hey listen uh nobody gets these kind of numbers so shout out to the caller you did a fantastic job we love you sharing your story with us that's a 65 i mean presidents don't even get approval i don't know what's happening i'm trying to show the damn here it is uh that's a approval rating like unprecedented for a call so thank you thank you peace and love oh you did um cam just discovered he dropped it in discord a uh new um horrible marvel audio edit just throw away with our boy jared leto no way i haven't listened to this yet cam said it's the best one just to refresh the audience marvel has this habit of doing doo-doo sound edits that sound just absolutely horrible and this is the first time for me in the marvel universe so funny hi my name is [Music] you know what's funny that's pretty similar to the ones they did yeah pretty much it's not that different all right so we got a new one with jared leto oh the audio's off um can you time stamp it so i don't have to watch this whole thing you get claimed oh first person okay morbius is a marvel character who's been an important part of the universe that one morpheus is a wait let's try it again morpheus is a marvel character who's morbius is a marvel character hang on an important part of the universe it's awesome dude why is jared little being put in though why no less jared leto we don't need jared leto and more stuff well i'm seeing that this is see this shit's getting confusing because this is this is actually a sony movie not like it is a marvel character i guess it's part of the series with venom like the tom hardy venom movie and uh not great tracker carnage movie and uh and now this morbius movie evidently i love that the studios are doing like the spider-verse so they could share rights now they cross them over that way yeah it's getting too unwieldy i can't keep up this is the first time for me in the marvel universe oh that was amazing you picked up right where it was so we got channel five uh we have to talk about pete davidson and and kim kardashian which is totally unacceptable the channel 5 video is pretty long let's just do kim and then we can get into channel 5. yeah so kim kardashian obviously just went through a divorce with uh kanye west um and well this all started with a kiss where all good romances begin it started with a kiss i didn't watch this [ __ ] i don't really care about saturday night live pete davidson or kim kardashian i'm cool like that got him round of applause very brave but thank you but uh regardless uh here it is yet here i am talking about it on my show i like you just the way you are now are you gonna kiss me or not i sure am jasmine [Applause] move over king of uganda oh no he didn't give me balls so great stuff not funny obviously the show's never funny it's honestly horrible i'm sorry i know people like it i who likes internet live other than boomers like our parents i i think a lot of people and still gets good ratings and stuff i think at least it was the last few years i don't know how it's doing does anyone in this building watch saturday night live no i have not watched it in a long time i used to watch it i used to watch it uh every week growing up mm-hmm and re-runs on the community yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like boomers because your parents would put it on yeah i used to watch it with my grandma exactly your grandmother i mean i used to watch the chris farley reruns and [ __ ] i mean that was thank you exactly but this new [ __ ] it's gotta go man must be stopped it's it's just bad well i did anyway i did see in the headlines that um that they kissed and everyone was talking about it i guess because she was just recently divorced and everyone's gossiping about pete davidson and all that well apparently uh it was all it began with a kiss olivia's won't put in a note here she said i called it olivia really wants credit for this so i i think is she downstairs or upstairs uh she's upstairs right now i'll just i'll read her no she said i called it i said it felt misplaced and that the kiss was unnecessary to the sketch so one of them clearly wanted to add it so olivia is saying she 100 called this she did i can confirm she she called this she did call this yes really and she said she thinks they're they're doing it yeah she's like doing it like she's like i said that and i no one answered and she like specifically pointed she's like you remember right i'm like yeah i remember do you remember are you lying first i remember okay just saying just saying on friday night the two were spotted at not scary farm with a group of friends photos depict kim and pete holding hands on a roller coaster and sitting next to each other which as my notes say is pretty crazy quote end quote it says that in the dog you guys want to see literally i believe you yeah thank you uh so i'm assuming what happened was like some other writer just took a photo of this and no that looks like it's the [ __ ] the one that's the written uh so they so that means that they leaked it to the press yeah i mean probably it says people exclusive photo if this is the photo it could be a disney employee too or whatever not disney sorry don't sue me disney the farm place knott's berry is that what it was yes that's very far yeah a knott's berry employee can you not technically buy any photo on there you don't have to be the person in the photo ah that's pretty weird that makes sense that's yeah no that's an interesting question i don't think they would sell you other people's photos i [ __ ] hope not they probably just leaked it themselves yeah they kim knows how to play the boss that's what this is i think she is trying to show herself as an eligible hot young lady she's back on the market she knows how to play the media and pete my boy uh okay i don't know if you could call it being used because you can't use the willing right but uh isn't there a pretty significant age gap between them he is 27 and she is 40 something let me double check it's age gap but at 27 i i'm not really oh i'm not saying that i'm not i'm not just curious and you know it's 20 where would you say the age gap where you could be like oh that's what's in your late twenties whoever you want yeah yeah in my opinion i mean you could date whoever you want your brain's developed you're an adult you can make your own choice maybe 25 plus something like that yeah i guess it depends on the person 24 seems odd pete davidson is a successful adult he can make his own decisions well anyway this is that kim's a groomer just kidding this this union has to stop this is sick this is [ __ ] up this is freak [ __ ] this is a crime against humanity we don't stand we don't like this ironically ian and i we it was pete davidson right that wasn't it you ran into him at the at the kanye party uh those years ago what a betrayal was inviting him to his oh because she's dating king dong now apparently he has a big one oh yeah that dude's got a monster huh okay calm down zach jesus no you've seen it no ian's like yeah ariana said he's got like a 12-inch hog and like 12 inches he's got a five dollar foot one i heard yeah i heard her say that i heard him on howard stern howard kept asking him about it a five dollar footlong what the [ __ ] but uh what do you think do you think uh kanye is mad about this ian or do you think he's like whatever because i know he's out there getting strange ass too it's yay yay sorry strange what do you think uh uh if he's what mad yeah well i don't know you know you know his mind intimately what do you think is his reaction to this i do not know oh come on getting just just you can take a guess what is he mad his ex-wife is with another guy maybe sounds reasonable come on dude how many times do we have to do this every time i don't care about him anymore really you're out how many times well because you i feel like you should have some insight bro what would be the ins what would it be what's the insight here well i'm not you what are you asking me i'm not the kanye stan i didn't i didn't write a i didn't write a screenplay about his ride what would i just i don't know okay you ain't got the answer swag you could say he's mad he's not mad yeah he's probably mad based on what my my deep understanding of his mind he's probably pretty mad how do you what kind of mad like is he like big man big mad probably like big man well i wonder if this is a publicity thing or she's just trying to [ __ ] with them you know what i mean or she just trying to put herself back on the market well she's been uh going to all of his shows and still supporting it doesn't seem like they necessarily have like a uh that's true i mean they're co-parents i have a theory of a theory the tall skinny guy is in right now so you got you know mgk and uh megan fox all right you got courtney and travis yeah and you got pete and kim right what a theory what's called tall skinny [ __ ] lanky guys nice it's the end now i think it's always been in i love it i think he's pissed i think he's he's so pissed he's like you know what i'm gonna [ __ ] work with triller right why would that well i'm gonna make some mistakes i'm gonna work with triller yeah my judgment is impaired let's just keep going down this path baby okay well there you have it uh from ian himself he says kanye is mad [Applause] word on the street i'm gonna get that tattooed kanye is mad he insulator oh god that's pretty amazing though shout out to pete i guess because this guy has quite a roster i mean it's pretty incredible i don't understand it he like okay he he ended up with ariana grande before that he was relatively unknown he's with ariana grande cast member yeah i don't know but like there's plenty of caspers on snl that i won't even recognize on the street let's be honest and he was one of them let's just be real about it he dates he dates ariana huge exposure everywhere and from there i guess women love them so i'm not going to say like one thing or the other cutie yeah i mean like kate beckinsale olivia's obsessed with them and i'm not gonna hate i guess he's got that cool guy total skinny big dick dude everything i'm not oh yeah i remember he dated larry david's daughter how weird is that wait really so cool yeah he was dating her back before ariana they dated for a while so if they got married her last name would be cassie davidson it would change kazzy yeah that's interesting pete david we just changed a little bit yeah andy said she wrote a book about how he broke her heart i think he dumped her for ariana cold-blooded if i was later david i'd be like you're done in this business you're done they moved on to ariana is this a clout i mean is this a clout um this made me wonder if this is a clout agenda because if you leave larry david's daughter for ariana it seems like a clout move it makes me suspicious anyway no possibly i don't know too many factors but now he needs the clout i mean he's famous at this time he definitely needed the clout this was his move this was the big move right here from this to this here normal guy here superstar household name so i might invent the clout pill the real question is when did he fix his teeth yeah apparently he had a gap and he got uh he got his teeth done people are saying i'm very comments he was pretty famous yeah he was pretty famous but he wasn't like a household name i'm just saying he was just some dude on saturday night live which describes like a thousand people what the hell is happening king of staten island came out after the clout move you guys is this intentional love is love just playing video games playing some world of warcraft he literally cares that much about this show are you trying to say you don't care i mean that's pretty cool it's like a jade okay cool yeah yeah take it for life thanks bro biggest fan right yeah so um he goes from ariana to kate beckinsale that was a wild one right there boy who was like 50 plus right and i mean god bless you she looks amazing but she is 48. okay oh i got a message from olivia here she says i linked the kiss and their dog kim is 41. that was earlier uh they broke up after years of dating and he got engaged like a month later thank you so you agree olivia that it was a clout move they broke up after years and being engaged to a month later with freaking ariana and then kaya gerber the gerber baby he dated the gerber baby oh [ __ ] yeah so we're moving holy [ __ ] that's the biggest club move of all right hold on don't get ahead of yourself we're moving in the clout the clout trail the cloud the trail of clout tears maybe i shouldn't joke about the uh native genocide yeah take that back kyra is cindy crawford's daughter hold on guys i'm sorry sorry i don't know who this is but she's beautiful margaret galley she was in that movie oh once a time in hollywood she was the weird cult girl and her mom is uh andy mcdowell okay um and then this was a big one kaya gerber very uh uh relevant supermodel daughter of uh and she's the main character in a netflix series kaya gerber the gerber baby according to olivia oh olivia's giving me all the intel kaia gerber no she said sorry kaya was 18. it's not maya it's margaret it's uncanny okay kaya was 18 when this happened well how old was he when that happened mid-20s or something i would imagine if he's 27 now i don't know it seems like a trail of clout to me guys i mean it worked he's holding exactly oh sure for sure he clouded his way up all the way to kim kardashian bro that's insane check me i don't know who this is but very beautiful phoebe uh [ __ ] who is this i don't know just another actress i guess anyway all the way up to kim k man that's that's a wild ride they took so is that like the top of the the ladder i think so keep working his way up more no way he's gotta hurry up because she's on her way out the next thing you know uh the queen of england and pete davidson caught in a cafe holding hands kyrie the kyle the cougar uh punching here oh yeah yeah yeah who's the like biggest clown pull pete caguette i mean kim kardashian yeah you have a baby with a kardashian you're set for life yeah alimony for always being relevant somehow well there's that there's that kardashian curse thing oh this girl was uh phoebe was the lead of bridger i berger i didn't watch that show but it was very popular apparently so olivia can you come down i need your take on this whole thing uh you're the expert i know one down olivia please stand up she said she sent me all these notes on discord but we need her take this to me is a trail of clouds and um well kim kardashian's the ultimate clout demon so she's obviously knows what she's getting into he may have met his match in her i need that stoppable force meets the immovable object but i guess that's what you what happens when you have good dick is that you get things in life but that's what you say you know when you're when you're beautiful everything happens for you because chris rock who said the uglier you are read the more books read more books something like that that's all you got yeah this is his next target is the ultimate clout is that the gerbi baby growing up sure is uh damn she's fine boy all right olivia is this a is this a trail of clout we're looking at here we're talking about pete and his road of conquest to don't say anything that'll hurt your chances right absolutely not never um oprah's next people are saying [Laughter] he's going to find his way onto that old list if you know what i'm saying oh yeah i kind of feel like he just sees the it girl when it's happening and he probably is like i have a crush on them and he has access to it so he shoots a shot you know what i mean hell yeah brother yo check this out he was seen holding hands with the [ __ ] statue of liberty dude oh [ __ ] he's gonna [ __ ] lady liberty yeah that's pretty cloudy right there that's as cloudy as it gets that's america baby so you don't you don't think there's any uh there's no uh objective here i feel like there isn't he's famous enough isn't he at this point at this point yes but [ __ ] kim k look at that that's crazy i know she's so lucky such a simp i love him what do you love about him you just think he's handsome yeah i just think he's super cute he's swag i thought he was funny yeah he's pretty swag adele you like it so tell me about this like is it just the looks or is it the whole swag it's like it's all of it you like the tabs the attitude he's a little damaged do you like that as well [Music] would you say he's your type i would so you like boys with tats you like skinny boys yeah because what do you think of the island boys i straight up before we knew they were cancelled i'm gonna have to wear this very carefully ethan was joking about flying them out here and i turned to i think it was like dan or sam and i was like i s if ethan flies them out i swear to god i'm going to fall in love with one of them oh they're kind of handsome jesus i mean i mean i don't [ __ ] cancel the list as a as a gag they are the beat her you be swept away man you would leave them you don't want to talk about it off to an island no they're like an exaggerated exaggerated obnoxious version of what is typically my type which i don't like personally that that's my tag but i hope that that's the bad thing you got you got a bad boy i feel like everybody kind of likes the bad boy really yeah i don't know i don't know what that like trope is it's just it's enticing you know what i mean just a little like unconventional a little smelly he goes his own way i say my i used to say that my type was like dusty oh see dusty covered in dust covered in dust seen better days and showers bleeding kind of open sores is it is it possibly that you want to save him in a way because like you want to mother him in a way not in like a weird way but you know there's a maternal instinct well he has a mom right now kim kardashian's uh making that noise stop in pete's defense he went to a trailer event and he sort of hosted it and completely [ __ ] on it oh that was he was an originator i you know what everything i've said i love pete for that because he was the first one to [ __ ] ryan cavanaugh and i love him for that true right he [ __ ] ryan kavanagh well actually no the judge was one of the first ones to [ __ ] over ryan cavanaugh for sure oh [ __ ] over oh didn't he didn't he ask jake paul about his r word accusations yeah and then they cut it out he lampooned the whole thing he was imitating jake paul on snl like a week ago saying that jake paul's next fight's going to be with muhammad ali impersonating him saying there's no way you can hide well anyway i'm just i'm fascinated you know uh i'm fascinated by the female mind uh clearly yeah i mean i'm in the majority right for sure yeah i mean clearly i will say i did have a crush on him before ariana started dating him oh she's stolen from you wow no okay no we love aria i've always been i've always maybe i'm just yeah he's that tall skinny type i think that's just a type it's a good type girls like that type you know yeah we're all such degenerates in here amy's handsome but thanks do you just call all of us ugly no no i'm not talking about you jesus i don't know why i'm talking about myself i don't know why i threw you on a nice compliment yeah and i was certainly not talking about the women you know if you could just cut that part out just i like that rewind this whole delete me from this conversation there you go anyway [ __ ] all right well there you have it congratulations pete davidson for hopefully maybe we'll even get a sex tape out of it what do you think congratulations kim kardashian i would say uh i see there's a lot of pressure on that to perform well it's also like machine gun cali megan fox i feel like kim kardashian and pete davidson are the step up identical though he's wanting up being yeah like davidson is the more famous version of machine gun kelly it feels like and kim kardashian's the more famous version of olivia would you agree with me the trend mgk megan fox you got travis barker kourtney kardashian now kim and pete oh it's definitely a trend thank you yeah somebody wants to see you with chet hanks what do you think about that oh yeah would you date chat oh my god let me rethink this bigger bigger picture let me ask you this or do you find machine gun kelly attractive i do yeah i personally would choose pete davidson except actually his old tweets and stuff were gross you know you don't like guys that want to [ __ ] 13 year olds no no i don't okay but before i was aware of that yeah that's too bad boy yeah that's a little too bad that's wally i thought you liked the bad boy what happened there's a line there's a line not that bad that is so true i'm pretty damn i'm not that damaged you know what i mean i'm on antidepressants uh i know he always talks about how he's on anti-pressure and maybe that makes me a bad boy true so true lexapro bad boy i thought about i thought you were a bad boy for a long time i'm a bad boy how do you be a bad boy i guess you just get tattoos you're just like you're obnoxious i think you're a bad boy ethan [Laughter] you say it like that i knew you wanted to [ __ ] me i like you i know you have a bad wine wait let's take a poll i actually am curious do you guys think i'm a bad boy is ethan a bad boy what you're rational okay but you think i'm making a joke but i'm not you refuse to wear shoes that's gangster's [ __ ] you only wear slippers like i don't care where i'm going yeah you're not putting on pants for nobody right that's g as [ __ ] what else boy what you gonna do keep going you be calling people out true be serious though guys you know i'm being i'm making a joke now i'm saying it but i want people to vote for okay you do your own thing you can't i thought this is bad i just need cats this just sounds like a lovely doing your own thing is not the same as being a bad one dan you're bad too don't worry about it you're good we're getting pretty good results here 55 saying i am a bad boy [Music] hmm you think i'm a good boy i think you're a good boy too i disagree you yeah i appreciate no everyone google people agree with you baby so don't feel bad thank you [Music] okay well chris brown is a bad boy does that do anything for you chris brown i hate chris brown right beating women i also am curious because you like drake don't you there we go yeah dream oh never mind no it's great i'm curious how other people feel about drake because no one really talks about it bad boy well he dated rihanna and then he collabed with chris brown after they broke up and no one talks about that bad boy that's just a that's just that is the music wait i didn't know he did that yeah no one talks about it that's after the whole incident after he dated what a [ __ ] scum well they got they got in a fight in the club about rihanna if i'm not mistaken they got like a fist fight and then they collapsed and then they clapped i don't know maybe it was like a darth vader bringing him back to the light situation drake is not a bad boy he's just a goofball he is a goofball but he also did some [ __ ] up [ __ ] i don't like that drizzy on that exo okay interesting well that was a really fascinating conversation i appreciate it at all absolutely we've got the um you guys want to play game of is that racist um no no okay i don't think so i don't know anything other than the title of the segment but that sounds like well the tick dressed up as dora the explorer for halloween a white girl and she like tanned super dark and people are saying it's a big time called getting called out yeah let's play is that racist everybody is that racist the new game from h3 productions get your polls ready get your beepers ready this one comes from tick tock still up by the way calm is disabled um dora the explorer this is a white girl by the way chad's saying this is a bad idea i'm just showing her okay so this is like a straight up white girl oh that's pretty yeah she went dark oh that's pretty bad she went really dark that's worse than i was expecting i think i thought people knew by now not to do this don't change your skin tone for costumes i mean is this is this like an influencer or something yeah she's a yes oh okay yeah probably shouldn't do that let's see oh my god stop i don't like this oh my god where was the oh my okay here it is here let's see how many followers she has oh she's small 20 000. oh she's really she's still riding it well that doesn't come off easily right it's going to be on there so wait let me find out what she usually her skin tone looks like she was playing arabic music in that first video um this is her wait that's what oh well then hold on what is everyone okay maybe i shouldn't comment on this that's what i said okay here i guess is more accurate okay well let me give some background on that i didn't put it in here who did i want to know right now anybody i don't know uh i mean it was a huge story yeah i saw it so wait uh people were angry here's def's got the scoop let's look at deaf noodles i'll blame him for it okay so here's what she looks like so i guess that's just that's that's a big difference in skin tone there girl yeah we saw this oh here here's a reaction to it couldn't give me the volume for that one it's muted [Music] no i can't i can't do it hey queen why are you why are you tanner than my concealer that's funny for sure oh my god they're white no cause we are the same shade i was confused until i read the comments yeah okay that's the whole story guys and that eyebrow game is pretty pretty interesting okay that's the look i'm going for with the plucking mm-hmm yeah i'm not you know what i'm doing i'm not gonna vote i'm not gonna decide no no no i don't want anyone to make any nice shot love first blood thank you oh let's go double kill yeah triple kill triple let's go love yeah this is way more entertaining than that whatever i was talking about [Laughter] i just glanced over expecting it still to be wow and i'm just seeing this guy light light pulls up i am paying love [Laughter] god there's so many stuff here there's the high school thing the ace family auction ace family lost their house bye bye channel five baby coffee zilla dude they lost their house and now he's getting sued yeah that's what i wanted beverly hills and then he's getting sued by the fight people i think they have four pending lawsuits the ace family and just a few days ago it dropped that the city of beverly hills is suing him for at least two hundred thousand dollars and it looks up to six hundred it looks really bad for him um you don't want to be sued by a city yeah here i'll give you the intel on that one suit by up for up to a 200 000 or at least 200 000 he did an impromptu fan meet up on rodeo which is basically like the cetera the center of commerce in los angeles it's one of the like main shopping hubs where all the designer stores are right and so if you shut that street down you're actually going to cause a lot of money and damages the meet-up was they didn't have a permit they showed up they they shut down the street the main street for like five hours a bunch of police had to come out to try to stop them [Music] this was to promote his fight ironically right which he's also being sued for the worst decision of his good this guy yeah so he told everyone i feel like we need to refresh her and that that was like the beginning of the end for them because like when we did that it was like a year before this uh yeah and it was before any of these like scandals and like since we did that content court their life is just completely falling apart i definitely agree with that it was roughly like six months i believe six months before yeah i was looking at the filing but basically yeah it's really bad um they told everyone to come down there and then the they had to call the police there was like a shitload of cops riot cops down there trying to break it up break it up and they were on social media saying [ __ ] like we're the only influencers that shut down beverly hills stuff like that so i was like okay cool nice job guy uh we're suing you here's the doc yeah it's bad it's very bad oh here's the here's actually the lawsuit you can see the evidence they pull eight so here is him posting it ace family pull up youtube takeover parade on [ __ ] permitted on rodeo drive be ready to take over the street come shut it down with me and the other youtube fighters that's evidence my friend oh my god what an idiot wow here's his other homie who's getting sued here's dude they've got him they've got him they've got him this is all from their stories and we shut down beverly hills self-reporting judge so they just disappeared off social media like no they're still posting videos really yeah they still get lots of views and lots of likes too it's wild here he is again uh i had to shut the city down before heading to miami dude he is definitely [ __ ] man this guy is such a piece of [ __ ] it's pretty amazing last video was three days ago idiot his last instagram post is from june though and he's still posting youtube videos though let's see katherine mcbroom how can you be this big of a [ __ ] up like holy [ __ ] he's being sued four times at once just lost his [ __ ] comments off on their uh social media on instagram yeah and they kept lying about not losing the house which was another weird thing and yeah well they definitely lost it right and she's being sued for her skin care yeah that's one of the four okay you guys got a god you should check out the ambassador the latest video oh for real okay yeah so one lawsuit is for social gloves another lawsuit is from the nba player who's suing him for damages from the fight thing the third lawsuit is from beverly hills and the fourth lawsuit is catherine's partner on the beauty line she launched who apparently she tried to do a hostile takeover and and kick him out a [ __ ] crazy dude but look at the like ratio it's like overwhelming man that's because they got kids in there i'm not gonna i'm not gonna blast kids with down flip fight likes i guess man do you think these guys literally had one percent income life ready for them they were not so damn greedy and woefully unethical in their business dealings i feel bad for the kids too once they will eventually learn how this mess really happened they think all these guys had to do was calm down with the overspending and also not ruin what good business with their terrible ideas and scams a cautionary tale for others to see too bad history often repeats itself to those that ignore or are too ignorant to think it could never happen to them top comment in reality you guys got scammed still 95 percent like are my podcasts get more dislikes than this look right now i bet our podcast has more dislikes than this and what the [ __ ] have i done except be a douche that's not as bad it's not as bad as scamming millions of dollars out of people i don't know the ratio looks about the same okay what the [ __ ] exactly well were the mcbrooms late okay i wasn't i was only a few minutes late and your ass was walked in half the way into the show okay i didn't know about it i told you about it oh okay bad boys get down votes that's true that's a good point yeah our dislikes weren't bad today but then you showed the like dislike bar on screen for a second and they started going up immediately i think people are trying to troll you yeah yeah what you gonna do you know next video having our kids label our moving box is special that's brutal hey look the the mix scam family are still filming and the bank owned home oh that's i just feel bad for i wish their kids weren't in there exactly that's but that's part of the scheme they're you they're they've used their kids from the beginning and i just it's just sad yep as we've been saying recently i really think it might be time for youtube to consider banning this type of content like these family channels i'm sure there's some that are wholesome out there but it just seems like all of the big ones are horrifically exploited there needs there needs to be some regulation to protect these kids from their parents this comment says damn my man's lost his home and his barber his hair is that bad huh let me see let me see that haircut i'm thinking maybe the lineup is what they're doing so the ace goes there so is he promoting a mobile game play mobile games let's be low this dude is promoting a solitaire mobile game that can't be premium solitaire best fiends is that what is that that's like the game that the influencers oh for real yeah i doubt that solitaire grand harvest is paying top dollar that would be a let's see let's watch king would be next in line king and then below a king is a oh are they talking about how like this is a weird fade how it there's just like a line it is a little uh ugly marvel queen wow this is sad and then it could be this is sad and then it could be where's the stops and then we go now they just watch over me like now six wait can you do my favorite play though distant one five six seven they play the distant one play it again man that's gotta be one of my favorite moments from the show those neighbors are gonna be like locking arms in solidarity oh you get evicted oh hell yeah yeah wait till i buy it though no i'm not buying that [ __ ] i think that would make you a badass you'd go from bad boy to badass if you bought that what the [ __ ] would i do with his house it'd just be ultimate petty [ __ ] content house content house move all of us oh yeah i'll go live in the ace family yeah i'll go live in that family yeah that's awesome to make content for me sure it went for nine million are you gonna dollars me nine million somehow down we'll make nine dogs by monday i mean okay it might take a couple years but we could do it that house is important i guarantee that house is like this mcmansion that's just everything [ __ ] inside it's gotta be the doors don't close the world's done open the pipes are busted yeah it's just horrible you wouldn't like living there dan no well i mean i'm just kidding i feel like i deal you know i find a way i mean facetious please don't please don't kill me the comments are like ethan's so out of touch ethan's going on the list anyway let's watch solitaire this is interesting eight nine ten nine nowhere ten nine ten no freaking wow he's almost there three can't use that eight seven no six seven no way one card left i can't use that i can't use that nope no come on there it is you got it it's congratulating me y'all that's congratulating me check that out it makes me feel happy like i actually want something so if you guys are interested in this game all you gotta do is click down in our description and download it got somebody else was pretty real right there it was nice to actually win something he said he wants to win something because the game sucks no because he's catching so many else his life is falling apart dude i feel that i'm gonna go download that [ __ ] right now just play that and play that lady check that out back that up it makes me feel happy like i actually want something oh my god as opposed to all the elves he's been taking it listen his disas his life is a disaster of his own making people so if you guys are interested in this game all you got to do is click the link down in our description and download it it's free guys and challenge me and if you guys love it just oh please and you're not doing solitaire against anyone also do you know what's why it's called solitaire because you play it by yourself solitude solo plague solitaire against me guys as much as me tweet us and thank me later shall we go to the hogan patch the cards are ready let's go nice view let's get it let's get a look let's see if we want if we're interested in this who's ready to go to the pumpkin patch i can it makes me sad to see the kids i can't do it did not last long [ __ ] pill is no joke man what do we do without men doing solitaire ads after destroying their family well if he said solitussi [Music] i wonder what seaman thinks about this really pushing this oh he uh emailed me like an hour ago saying he could call in tomorrow to talk to liam did we ever get a hold of lane uh no and also we don't have a show tomorrow so well well my schedule revolves around siemens availability right i told him we would try and do it on monday and then he just started he started uh we'll get him back on the show we'll think we'll we'll find something that works whoa is this real i i think i got it i got an email 40 minutes ago from carlos big connect yeah what did carlos say let me read it real quick how do you know it's real because we communicated with him once before he called in before is it a new opportunity is it a new nft opportunity it says bitconnect carlos matos colon we are changing the world i gotta go i got the email too yeah they're coming in waves this must be another another pyramid scheme yeah for sure it is i am so excited oh you called it no way i'm going to give you an exclusive interview to the first major carlos matos famous big connect 2017 annual ceremony nft drop auction which is happening uh there's a bunch of uh private information that i'm not going to read aloud no should we get him on well he wants he wants us to come to him oh okay and it's in new york community it's in new york on november 4th so he wants me to fly out to new york yes to interview him to help sell his nft doesn't he do life coaching that's some high level alpha [ __ ] yeah i thought he was out of this game well no he didn't say that he's been shielding nfts on his twitter for a while okay so is it like an nft collection what is it is it one ft what are we getting one ft well it's it's literally an it says nft of the the 2017 annual bit connect ceremony that's the fam that's the one yeah yeah so it's just what the video of that being i don't know who would buy that except me and i'm not gonna buy that i'm not buying that well he says uh that he sees that the hca issue video is one of the most watched as it should be i'm getting in contact with you because there is something major that is about to happen since our h3h3 carlos malto's previous video did so well i believe you will be incredibly rewarded by this offer do you want to fly one of us out to new york let me tomorrow let me is it tomorrow well it's on the fourth which is what thursday does this business opportunity involve maybe me underneath you trying to sign people up underneath me no no no some people say this is a scam you just call into the show carlos do i really need to fly to new york i mean this is a big event dude let me look up this address that he sent me let's take a peek at where this is going down whoa here's the ace family house by the way this is here's the gallery this is the house that this is the website that docks me and here i am on it wait show me this is the send me the image send me the image carlos is going to [ __ ] kidnap me like [ __ ] is that like the subway stop that's what it must be that's so funny i look up wants me the aggression him at a subway stop at 116th manhattan i don't know man this is almost as good as the hut yo that's where squid game started wake the [ __ ] up he's to kidnap my ass you're going to fight carlos down there like neo and uh yeah fighting mr smith in the subway station that'd be cool let's go yo this is wild bro people are saying he's going to push me into front of the subway [Laughter] i love what's up what's up what's up what's supposed to be a mistake like what is this what is this chet is saying ethan's on carlos's license yeah i think that that i think that google maps misinterpreted the address let me let me try and figure that out he's flying because it's not even it's not even the right street the uh how can there be an address even of a subway station like that doesn't make sense right yeah i think i think well i am so excited to hear about his proposition for me [Applause] we are coming in wigs wow all right what else we got i mean we're gonna watch some channel five but uh i don't know how long we've been going here we're going for a minute uh let me check oh this is great so you guys have seen thank you cam so you guys have seen their house okay let me pull this up so here's their house now going for two hours 45 minutes by the way oh [ __ ] let's just here's their house now and here's their house after we buy it open to all let's go you know you you know you want to what would be funny like play on words on phase maybe we just call it phase like p h a s uh face clan baby is carlos a bad boy i think he's a criminal is that about it does carlos have bad boys yeah he said in our interview with us that he was a passionate lover all right he kept talking about he's a passionate lover he's into tantric lovemaking that was one of my favorite calls ever all right so good let's let's see but respond tell him to call in he can plug his nft i'm not flying to new york was he crashed his [ __ ] mind what the [ __ ] i mean come on carlos listen if i didn't have a son to take care of a pregnant wife i'd be on the first plane out there trust me here's their house i've been curious about it um okay see dan is typing like the gabby hannah meme so fast it's not that many photos i want to see the inside i want to see the interior jesus dan can you everyone must hear that right gabby hannah right exactly what am i gonna do well we have channel five still if you all wanna watch that oh the ins you know what i'd rather watch the instagram model that posed at her father's funeral this was pretty fire and actually there's a meme that this reminded me of um if you can pull that up it was a dude while his grandma or grandpa was in the hospital like on a ventilator it was like a a singly songly influencer a young man similar vibes i know i know what you're talking about yeah yeah thank god yeah i was lost here's their a house tour yeah this is great i just want to give it to her i think cam just sent it him sent it i'm all race family let's move on no the thing you were yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah this this is [ __ ] like i figured this was a once in a lifetime meme uh but this girl proved that it's not kid makes musically next to dying grandpa in hospital it's awesome i will give up see i'm gonna mute it yeah but he's saying don't don't give up grandpa yeah there's someone actually trying to care for him at this moment legendary don't you give up no no no great comments on that i mean he went viral top comment says grandpa said please just pull the plug already looks like maddie b yeah for sure well anyway we have the 2.0 version of this uh influencer by the name of jane riviera got all swagged out for her uh pop her grandpa's funeral and here she is in front of her father oh it's her dad damn cold [ __ ] blooded first of all is this a proper like funeral attack i mean that's like couture that's like hi well i don't know if it's couture but that's like sexy right like sure what her relationship with her father was like maybe they bonded over fashion shows they're coming okay fine i feel like it's it's cute well what about the next picture wait you think it's cute for a funeral i mean it's a black dress one shoulde like one shoulder off i don't think it's that crazy should wear that black dress are you serious yeah i think you should be showing like i don't think you should be trying to look sexy at a funeral i don't think that that's like a super sexy cut no no okay we need to see that the other show it would be it would be more sexy if it were just like spaghetti straps right i mean there's no straps on one side though one side one second conservative okay all right we're half in half back to your face of the grave just like her unfortunately not like her dad who's too both absent and she at least she was tasteful enough to cover him it's an open casket funeral and she's covered the body she's showing respect but let's go on hashtag living my best life what do we think about this one she's she's saying a prayer for him do we like this one uh olivia is this oh you can see his hands here oh that's horrible she's praying for him and looking very cute butterfly fly away rip happy you're my best friend it's a miley cyrus song from the hannah montana movie butterfly fly away okay what about this one okay olivia defend this one i can't yeah this one this is where i can't i cannot defend the actions i can defend the dress well she's sticking her butt out to hide his face that's respectful yeah i'm for sure oh i see yo she's got a foot up she's straight showing off those booty gains in front of her dad cadaver that's that's wild and olivia that's not the conservative sizing side of her dress all right she chose booty gains my dudes yeah she's showing off the sexy side yeah so that was the post that's going viral now like holy [ __ ] you know what though the musically one is kind of more epic isn't it they're both s here i mean this guy was a vet too oh my god really i didn't die face down for this [ __ ] who took these photos you think i'm trying to figure it out you think timer you think she brought one the devil actually her mom maybe oh your mom wait there's eight photos and only three here i want to see all of them let me find it i want all of them i can't get enough the spirit of her father held the camera i cannot get enough i want to see all eight never give up that's what i'm going to do when uh well if i die untimely i want you all to collab on my name on my grave with a never give up up up don't you love me you also have to think about he took that in two times speed so like he was moving in slow motion yeah what you got for you you gotta just just go to her instagram okay here she is she's posted a bunch about it going viral now so she's she's taking click on that top right one she's taking the opportunity okay i is this for sure because either she's on her her account yeah her account this is her oh yeah wait wait wait her account got removed i just sent that she either deleted it or yeah i think this is a because she okay and she's also experiencing like a loss right now can you imagine huh well she really did make a mistake she was going viral so i i think she's probably probably just nuked a little too much heat yeah but whatever i want to look at this that's her dad yeah this is her account dan and dan's defense i could i thought it was an affirmation it says official account and she is trying to that's pretty [ __ ] up instagram 100 should not allow fake accounts to say official account but anyway whatever that's her dad oh i can't link it it's just yeah because it's a screenshot oh what the hell this account and this was i mean i thought it was her account because i thought she had screenshotted the article about herself she's like yeah look at me okay i got it check me out i'm in the news this account is speaking from first person though so it is a little strange there's no way this is real she got like a weird spammy did you store yeah well anyway sometimes you win and sometimes you uh that game of social media sometimes it gets you you think you're dropping a bomb ass post sometimes you're just dropping a bomb on your left the clown pill is dangerous look what it did to her like what did it also make broom sometimes you get what you [ __ ] deserve yeah i think that's well said ab the club pill is a it giveth and it taketh away both it's a it's a it's a beautiful and and dangerous power you have to respect the cloud pill like an acid trip you have to have someone with you who knows what they're doing right i need that cloud to do it in a safe space you have to have a sitter it's like the ring you need like a samwise with you you can't someone to carry the load so you don't put a load in your mom's bath towel exactly thank you we watch you all think i mean i know everyone's gonna wanna let's just watch the channel five because [ __ ] it we're here we're gonna end up going like 20 hours never give up while dan's gone we should discuss thumbnail title you guys like this one or would you prefer like an ostomic broom let's do a poll let's do a poll um dan has to do the polls i'm not sure how to do it on the youtube ian do you know how to do it uh i don't think i have access to that love do you know how to do it on the downtown notes oh [ __ ] great dad's gonna be pissed when he sees me talking about this cam thinks uh the cam the cam is the way to go i think so for sure i think so too absolutely okay well in that case let's just watch some telephone i do have to use the potty forgive me i know there's been a lot of debate about me chewing on the show forgive me i've been sitting here for over three hours without a single break i need to use the restroom what i can't do a poll i found an option okay let's do it do we want to do it or no i'm curious well basically the other option would be like austin mcbroom and let's say let's just say oh [ __ ] here comes dan [ __ ] dan it's like ela's agent 505.0 with the narcs you'll try to [ __ ] keep my [ __ ] if it wasn't for ela every thumbnail would be like trisha paytas related [Music] what's happening do we like the thumbnail i was hoping you didn't have to see this dan we're doing a poll on the thumbnail title oh my god oh they like it we have good ratings today 77 percent yes 77 so yes we like it huge numbers huge numbers okay great so we're going to watch the channel 5 thing and i'm just going to use the bathroom real fast dan you want to read some comments or whatever and then we'll get into this yeah i know if we should save this because like we've been going a long [ __ ] time here but it's how long is it it's like 50 minutes isn't it yeah which means it's going to take us an hour to watch at least yeah yeah but there is a channel 5 trailer that's pretty epic i watch the trailer i like that idea it's in the dark right above it does he post trailers on this oh he has like a second channel i started listening to do an audio book by the way cam that was your suggestion oh nice it's fun i i really i really enjoy this is just the original what was that i'm really enjoying it you know it's like an acquired skill the audiobook listening but it really um is fun you're listening to it while you uh game yeah because i you know i play video games without audio right because i like to watch or listen to something usually i listen to political stuff or the news or some [ __ ] but this is really fun it's nice i'm really into it the pros is very it's very like i would say compared to how tolkien writes which can sometimes just take for [ __ ] ever i feel like the story is moving in a much more uh direct and engageable way it's like the like it's moving along things are moving you know it's fun yeah no i think it's a great read tolkien be like the top of the force he peaked out everything it's just like [ __ ] i get it it's a beautiful tree damn i remember i was reading lord of the rings and i was like in deep i was like almost done with the second book and he was and frodo and sam were going through some elven forest and they had the cl they were lost and they had to climb up to the top where everything was clear to find their path and he was talking for so [ __ ] long about the forest i literally closed the book and i was just done i was i said no more i'm [ __ ] done yeah it's like this music for like three hours anyway here's the trailer this is good already this is awesome what the [ __ ] chip makes oh chat makes the hot like i got style man yo oh man you got some flavor too man no way no no we live in such a divided world where everything is so binary it's hard for people to understand everyone does chet know what he's doing becoming a channel 5 meme like he is putting himself in the company of the hoff twins this is not a good move for him i was surprised he came back after the last video but well it was viral he got good attention yeah he needs that clout it's dangerous damn he is playing flirty with clowns it's not for everyone to understand you know what i mean that's good the twins in chat man cut us a [ __ ] check i'm just waiting i'm waiting for chet to meet joker man that's the collab i'm looking forward to no way chad why are you tapping our celebrity guest here on facetime all right so we're here now with the island boys no way when you go oh wait i can't have the island boys see andrew gets to talk to whoever he's a journalist i want to talk to the island boys no it's just not right i'm a journalist i ask questions yeah some people interviewed charles manson like exactly right island which island are you guys from cuba cuba [ __ ] fake fan i knew that we have some cool yo what's that hairstyle called what's that hairstyle called okay we got wicks yeah it's called wicks that's cool man chet would you ever consider getting wicks for yourself i don't think i could bro like i don't think like my hair like doesn't our [ __ ] gonna drop down yeah i don't know that they got spanish in them though so they they hear nappy here you know oh i thought oh jesus why you all the way in norwegian our [ __ ] gonna drop down vikings oh they're straight like okay well i can't wait to get home and watch that well that specific one's not out yet but oh okay yeah got it the utah rap festival you know in utah those mormons drop it hard let's get a little peek i can't help myself this just came out today i made it to the front baby made it to the front let's go suicide suicide boys baby [Laughter] i always wonder if these people just pee their pants because when you're in the front of a show like that there is no bathroom option yeah it happens you think they just pee themselves that must be liberating yeah they should call this meth and mullets oh he's got a don't tread on me huh i'm on taps what i'm on tabs of what oh my god dude baby let's go to the church of the latter-day saints who were they what did they believe yeah what does it mean to be a belong doug a vlon thug is the one that's you know you're hardcore bro a real live [ __ ] thug bro that real thug life bro that vlon thug light vilon thug life bro what's the most belong thug thing you've ever done man i stole a pocket knife the other day what why not what the [ __ ] no way dude i gotta get that vlog no [ __ ] way what's the most belong thug thing you've ever done man i stole a pocket knife there no way no [ __ ] way dude the other day why why not if you long thug bro a v long thug bro if you had to kill one person who would it be probably hillary clinton hillary clinton bro all that [ __ ] fake email [ __ ] about them talking about pizza but really they're talking about molesting children and a whole [ __ ] scam of child trap all right let's uh i'm not gonna get yelled at the last second of uh wait is this actually cash app is he being sponsored nice cash up cash yeah they mentioned him in the last video too oh for real good for him oh yeah it is sponsored by cash app nice shout out to the island life's for me dubs for andrew that one lady in the last video sent her reparations with uh cash was that an ad yeah no what [ __ ] way wait what that was super well placed well no at first she's like i don't have money on me do you have uh what's this and he was like i don't have i don't have that he goes i cash up and then they did a cut to like say cash at best uh app for reparations if that was an ad that was like the greatest integration ever i'd love a cash app sponsor but they're not down with me i'm not bad boy enough yo andrew uh is just crushing it it's so awesome considering what happened to him at uh all gas no bricks and it's like people already forgot about that [ __ ] channel like [ __ ] those guys dude let me go see what's up with that graveyard yeah so these guys all gas no brakes [ __ ] over andrew and basically stole the ip from him and he went and started his new channel and it's already popping off so hard these guys haven't uploaded in 11 months eat [ __ ] eat [ __ ] yeah i [ __ ] that up yeah i wonder if they're uh real happy with their decision there so [ __ ] the man watch channel 5. all right three hours guys we've done our time we've done our service you guys want some food hell yeah i can't eat solid food today solid food we can blend up uh you know we'll get we'll get you a muddy uh all right thanks for watching everybody remember that there is no leftovers this week on sunday hassan is out of town right and remember that um next we will see you is on thursday and remember that h3shop.com the [ __ ] ryan cavanaugh collection is available for a little for a little bit longer here until november 24th and remember that this thursday at 10 a.m pst is teddy fresh black friday sale 30 to 50 off nearly everything on the website wow yeah it's a it's going to be mad so they've lost your alarms at teddy fresh whoever they are these folks have lost they have lost it do you remember crazy gideon is he one of those guys he was like in the local la market he was like the the i lost my guy i've lost my mind these sales these prices i don't remember that unfortunately so i wish i could be there with you on that one but i'm not damn well guys uh okay so um thank you everyone thank you all to our members thank you to everyone for the super chats members get episodes a day early so members will get an episode on wednesday um you want we can watch this we may be crazy but we're not stupid at crazy gideon i knock them deep and sell them keys you don't buy for me we bought losing money you don't remember those tours i never saw one of these i mean i didn't grow up in l.a remember i was in ventura i love you wow you don't buy for me [Music] that was awesome well lots of love for gideon man all right guys so have a great week and we shall see you on wednesday or thursday double salute to the foot soldiers [Music] [Music] [Music] bye [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,540,410

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, h3tv

Id: TcS05DPojIU

Length: 187min 54sec (11274 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 01 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/slowlikepseudo]

Lmfaoooo Ethan calling everyone ugly except for AB I’m dead

[u/diakyu]

I tuned in to see Dan wasn't there and I was like "this is it, the day Ethan says something he'll never recover from" lol

[u/coolestbythelake]

I’m so glad they did the cringe tiktok feed experiment because it kills me every time it refreshes to MAGA thirst traps

[u/winniexsu]

The show really needs Dan 😭

[u/Groovy_Doggo]

any guesses for what the title/thumnail change is going to be?

[u/WouldDoJackMcBrayer]

That one story was some real Joe Goldberg shit

[u/Thatfellowtom95]

The quartering makes my life feel like it could be worse and I’m dying hearing this 💀💀💀

[u/DrSillyBitchez]

I never watch these live any more for the sole purpose of skipping through calls

[u/eightoonine]

I feel like if they’re gonna keep accepting calls, there should be a theme or question to weed out bad/awkward topics. It’s so nonspecific right now that I think people are calling and just rambling because they want to talk to Ethan, which is understandable but not great to listen to.