I Tried Japan's HARDEST Sport

today on this episode of my bizarre japanese adventures i won't be embarrassing myself publicly well not fully instead today me kaho joey and gan will be smashing koara tiles i'm sure you've seen it in all the martial arts movies or clips on youtube of big strong muscular men that aren't me that are smashing tiles so i thought why not ask my friends to come and join me but before we go right to the tile smashing this specific venue that we're going to will actually give you a discount if you're wearing a kimono so yeah komodo time hello and welcome today we're in asakusa and of course i'm joined once again with by the lovely shibuya cajo welcome nice to see you again what are we doing today first of all we're gonna turn you into kimono i've worn you kata before but i've never worn a kimono so i'm excited for this and then what are we doing after that and we're in asakusa so we're going to break a water does it hurt i think so i'm kind of afraid too but we can no pretend like we're karate kids yeah that's definitely what we are definitely so i'm gonna try and not break our arm and then later i'm gonna be joined by gan and joey as well to help smash some tiles with us so let's go and wear our kimonos obviously we need to mask up to go in the store but let's go and do it marshall so in this specific store you have to actually say what type of kimono you want and of course i have no clue i know nothing what are we doing today what's the game plan we should just go with standard because your fast time is here me pretending i know what's happening this is me putting on a kimono that that's it that's the voiceover how do i look 12. i look like every single white guy who visits japan like their facebook afterwards right their first vacation this is what they look like it's actually really comfortable cajo is going to get her kimono so we're going to follow her upstairs this is a lot bigger than the men's section this is huge literally his closet versus her closet right so which one you think there's a lot i know what's the difference between this 3 star two stars no today they're more expensive i guess they're they're way longer i see yup no room in the budget sorry what do you normally go for it is something bright let's go with kitty the cats the cats i haven't sold on the cats you can tell i'm very invested in this kitties are perfect obviously you have a perfect spit and oh yeah kitty and kitty i guess we're getting the cats this video sure is dull huh thank god we're here to make it perfect this is such a terrible pun that it would be a waste of time to choke you hey guys no need to fight on such a perfect day i'm cat sakura no one asked you sakura did you know the viewers at home can get their very own naruto cats i did not well perfect because you can buy us immediately and in the summer even itachi gara shikamura and iruka will be released watching naruto enough of sakura let me tell you more about how naturally beautiful we are to have on 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be the nice style it can be good i love these these are so good so this is where you can put your phone your wallet you just feel so badass just pulling things out like yes i'm a magician so how many tiles do you think you're going to be able to break girl's record was like 20 something like that so you're going to break 20. if i can break well the record's like 34 but i don't think i'm gonna break it three four maybe like 20. 20 would be good who do you think would be best at out of the boys trustees voice me yeah joey always holds back you know i want to see joey go in today right enjoy going first arc yeah who do you think huh musically garnet right wow we'll see about that gone you've got a thing coming guys so we're gonna get our stuff and i'm gonna head over now that we have our outfit we're ready to go and smash some tiles my nerves were building and i won't lie guys i was kind of [ __ ] myself i really really wanted to be good at this because i'm a monkey and all i'm good at is doing monkey things and monkey smash so are you good at physical exercise then or is it just i think i'm very good at it you know i got some experiences you know ken what is it what is this there is an aggress love hotel in japan why would you bring me here i don't want to go i wasn't gonna bring you here here oh it's here ah that looks more like what you told me we're gonna do that is the type of smashing that i expected and so these are the tiles that we're gonna line up there and smash i mean you can smash something else like over there but i'll take gaunt and joey to the love hotel to smash them oh my god is that my favorite youtuber c dog va see dog v8 we were just visiting the monkey magic cafe and i thought why not in my yucata smash some blocks you look so white i am incredibly white jay you want to explain what we're doing today yeah cajo showed me some videos on youtube people smashing these tiles and filming it for like records so i thought why not see who can break the most out of all of us okay like bones or break the most top yeah bonus points for bones i guess the way that it works is that i thought we should do five then ten and then go up okay yeah i'm glad to know i can pay 20 bucks to break my hand it's good on my channel so uh ripped my wallet today but let's see who can break the most wow that actually hurts it's actually a break oh my god you want us to smash five of these 10. so the kind instructor said a male average is 10. the male averages i'm definitely not an average male 1 i'm a subpar beta male today after getting a chance to touch and feel the tile needless to say we were a bit unsure of our abilities so well for your safety i'm going to tell you how to do it first of all i have a question have you ever tried any martial arts like karate kung fu i did karate for three days when i was eight i've watched a lot of jackie chan films you watched yeah i mean what am i gonna do no it's not since i was five i don't know being asian in the uk people would just assume right no no so no no no no no at first hans tell it's called pitsy that means hammer in english okay clenching your face like this and using the side of your palm raise your arm then smash it away and you hit the tile with here yeah here the squishy part of your hand okay okay okay make one line in the air up two down straightly don't punch in through like that way stop your pinky fingers oh okay you can choose your stance uh in two ways this way or power up this way as you like i guess uh it's easier to do it you can use your way too definitely that it is just up to you for your safety using uh two gloves yes two gloves so you need concentration gazing at the red circle then smash okay it's quite simple yeah it's yes yeah simple it's simple if you're not shy you can yell before hitting like c this man's battle cries are legit to your neighbor's mind never mind he didn't leave the place all right let's go who's out for us yeah you're here right right oh oh let's go that's an arm we had no expectations of how many tiles we could smash so we thought it would be a good idea to let cajo go first and set the bar low we found the lost jojo character and she sure did set the bar low that sounded like like a kid landing on a bed you know but cajo wasn't discouraged so easily so she wanted to have another shot in it oh two three no four three nice and so cow set the bar with three tiles being smashed i don't feel good i mean that was better than the first time obviously yeah at least you broke you broke half yay that was my record three congratulations i think a child could do that too you're really good at encouraging people you try i guess you've got to show us how it's done show me your donkey kong power and of course being the monkey that i am you know i had to start screaming okay and because it's my voiceover i can compliment myself as much as i want damn look at how clean that smash was donkey kong my father would be proud of me those tiles are disintegrated what the hell was that now that i'd comfortably set the bar at five it was joey's turn to try and replicate my results and joey comfortably smashed the five tiles with a ninja-esque strike precision all precision joey that didn't hurt at all actually yay all right gone your turn how hard did you hear that honestly like fifty percent also not to mention i actually didn't quite follow through either but i still got yeah i saw you just kind of like put this through i kind of just went yeah i literally just went next is gone and god's a little bit worried because he's just watched me and joey comfortably do this so if god can't hit these five tiles and smash through them comfortably it's not gonna look good yeah you really do but needless to say that wasn't gonna stop gone because gant had a special shouting technique and this is to go even further unfortunately god didn't quite get the memo that you had to strike the tiles in the center and thus he only managed to break two i missed the center i knew it i missed the center so gand and cajo are currently tied what happened i actually i actually split like that but god wanted to prove himself and break three i called that competent that it's impressive oh there you go there we go he got it he got it a clean strike that any 11 year old could replicate now any of my keyboard that looks really way more intimidating yeah now it was my turn to attempt 10 tiles i'm not holding back anymore guys i'm done all right but thanks to the power of jojo references it was but a simple task that was a good deep voice that was the most monkey move i've ever seen now that i had succeeded and set the bar at 10 it was joey's turn to try and catch up i really have to go down for this one okay see joey once again with an extremely clean strike hits ten tiles and destroys them comfortably gone wanting to redeem himself from his previous failure also wanted to try destroying ten tiles god's gone into monk mode i think gaunt driving and drifting a car was less serious than this alas three was his limit again for some reason god refuses to strike the center sadly leading to minimal tile casualties i feel much better power is just a bonus like if you just hit the right spot it does it for you gone wanting to prove once again that he knows what he's doing wants to break the remaining seven tiles that he has good luck gone oh god yet again did not hit the center for some reason that's an improvement that's four or four god improvement all of an improvement but god congratulations on your personal record of four tiles at least you beat caho in tiles are we worried if i do this because that means i've got to go higher you've got to go higher and now it was starting to get stupid it was my turn to attempt 15 tiles my heart is racing i'm nervous for you some poor japanese man's house i'm destroying here and needless to say i was a little bit nervous all right all right no unfortunately i just wasn't strong enough and i failed to break 15 tiles i should have gone through more so now we know your limit is 12. you can beat me jerry you have to beat me come on now i'm extra nervous joey had been performing cleanly it was his chance it was his moment to break 15 tiles even though it was a clean strike the power just wasn't quite there and joe was only able to break 10 tiles in the end still an amazing performance that [ __ ] hurt you did 10 again again i did 10 again exactly 10. that really hurt my hand kaho seeing god's show of strength decided that she wanted one more chance at breaking five tiles cairo is going to try again because she wants to redeem herself miraculously kahu had did it she broke five tiles placing her above god's record of four all right i'm gonna head out that feels great so if you don't know joey's currently getting patched out because he got injured of course every time we're together joey must get injured and you always break things which is why you're tailor-made for this challenge the ground is like [ __ ] from how much it's been punched in all right i got this put in i didn't think it was gonna be this big i'm okay i'm okay after being inspired by cajo's show of strength i wanted one more chance of breaking 15. i really thought i could do it final try if i failed this i'm a loser i was always meant to be a loser maybe we can just photoshop if i fail just can't see it just does like the top all right guys i have the power of god and anime on my side and somehow i managed to do it i have no idea how but damn did it feel good he got it you got it i seriously thought he was going to fail after that it felt like he just kind of like smoothly went yeah yeah what's the record 21 21 let's try it you're gonna try it how are you gonna do it why not let's do it so i had actually lied earlier we found out the record was actually 21 and if i got it i'd get my picture on the wall and you know i really wanted my picture on the wall for some weird reason the best case result would be you get you hit 20 and you just can't get that would be so sad it's so sad but so good i got my picture on the wall so here it is 21 tiles and i don't know if it comes off appropriately in the video but it is massive and i genuinely don't think it's humanly possible for me to be able to do this but you know i'm gonna try so here it is the record attempt if i can do this i'll go down in history as a legend and if i fail another stupid foreigner try to break tiles all right you ready let's go no i'm not ready how am i ready for this this is your chance to make history connor let's just do it let's try and get this record boys try and get the trash taste record i'm so nervous go get rid of my nerves and unfortunately i couldn't quite get it but we were so close and i would try again but my hand is utterly dying at this point i've fallen and i can't get up damn it i got 14. oh you tried good good effort good afternoon you're not making history today it's all right yeah maybe someone sorry with this car no car on a cash atm i hope you enjoyed this video because it cost me 500 [ __ ] dollars on tiles alone well that's the end of the video uh i need to put my hand on some ice i think joey join the club but i hope you enjoyed this video please don't forget to clown on guard in the comments for being weaker than cajo [Music] don't forget to like comment and subscribe hit that notification bell and thank you today's sponsor uh just subscribe because video's expensive and i gotta go and pay the bill now five hundred dollars on tiles alone all right see you guys let's go home [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,326,416

Rating: 4.9895535 out of 5

Keywords: CDawg, Connor, Japan, Asakusa, Joey, Kaho, Shibuya Kaho, Garnt, Gigguk, TheAnimeMan, Trash Taste, Kawara, Kawarawari, Kimono, Japanese Sport, Japanese Kimono

Id: 9l1p7zolPyY

Length: 18min 38sec (1118 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 03 2021