White People Don't Season Food *STORY TIME**

I know there is someone in that comment section screaming racist that's question and/or statement is racist um apparently in 2018 I can't be racist because I'm black I'm being completely sarcastic if you're new to this channel sarcastic is it's me so I believe that stereotypes are here for a reason there has to be a large amount of individuals who looks the same came from the same place and we're doing the same things or obtained the same traits and boom stereotypes about that specific group was born from black people being always late taking a cpt x aka colored people time and I do tend to go by that clock quite often from Asians not being able to drive from now on I too will be abstinent I'll be is untouched as the turn signal and an Asian woman's care how much signal I need to cut across eight Lane none I turn now good luck everybody else and of course the stereotype that goes along with this video white people do not season food today we are gonna look into that today we are going to answer the question do white people season food people this is the story of the first time my boyfriend made me dinner so my boyfriend that I have right now is my very first like long term relationship before I'm a him I just went on dates a lot of dates people your girl was out there just dating it up not thought anit up there's a difference between datin and thong but if you're out there thought anit up you know girl do your thing I just wanted to say there's a difference I was going on a lot of dates trying to find someone that I connected with and I personally don't think there's anything wrong with that just like if you want to fight it up girl but anyway I can count how many men I have been with on one finger this little finger here oh so this is pretty much my first real hardcore boyfriend so six months maybe a little bit less than that into our relationship my boyfriend said I want you to come over and I want to cook you a nice dinner and I was like yes of course you can serve me and then he goes you can bring your dog too and I was like yes and my dog was like oh yeah or maybe because you know she's a pug so anyway I was extremely excited because no man has ever even offered to make me dinner before and no one else has ever cooked for me except for myself and my mom so you know how I was talking about stereotypes now back then I didn't know that mini so it's a few days before that Saturday the Saturdays when my boyfriend was gonna make me dinner and I has happened to pop onto Instagram like I always end by the way and I'm just rolling through and I come across a post like how white people see this food and it has a hinge like one grain of salt in between their fingers and they throw it off so I'm kind of confused in there like how white people seasoned food and it would be some white person holding nothing nothing in the palm of their hand absolutely just palm in their hand and then there was another one that I kept seeing that was like when you go to your white friends house for dinner and it had this black person carrying a whole bunch of seasonings like spilling over in their arms so then I was like they don't season food that's what they're saying white people don't season food that's not true that's stupid that cannot be true who the does not season food everybody likes a little bit of flavor in their life right that's dumb everyone sees food so that we can me and my dog yet little Yoshi yes I'm a Super Mario fan so we head over to my boyfriend's house we get there and his dog Molly is there and Yoshi and Molly are super happy to see each other ha ha just kidding my dog hates her own time so Yoshi sat on the couch Molly kept trying to bring her toys over to her while Yoshi looked down on the peasant because you literally think she's a queen so I started getting ready to help my boyfriend and prepare you know the meal that we're about to eat and he's like nope nope nope no a takes my hand and he brings me to the cows he's like I just want you to relax and watch your super-sophisticated show because I'm so sophisticated the amazing world of gumball [Music] and just relax here while I cook and I'm like sorry oh she obviously on the clean I mean I don't want you to work super hard I can help - I couldn't possibly just sit here while you do everything so I'm just minding my own business petting Molly and pedagogy and watching TV feeling like a queen while my books and makes me dinner and I just happened to glance in the direction of him cooking and my mouth drops so I see no seasoning except salt on the counter and I see a Fayetteville only container of salt and lightly dad literally three grains of salt in the palm of his hand and throw it over the pot of mashed potatoes no the memes are true so he must have felt my horrid face behind his back or I mean I have really bad anxiety so you might have just heard me hyperventilating like a freak on the couch so he turns around and I just start laughing and he's like what oh what's so funny tell me I'll meet the joke so I blow out my phone I show him all of the stereotype memes of white people not even in food baggy just fit and he started busting out laughing you guys and this guy's this is story this is the story that we that I tell everybody that we meet when they ask us about our relationship this is the story when I hear the story about the time that I learned that my boyfriend doesn't season - oh hello Mel man if you want to know about the time that I found out my boyfriend didn't season food you let me tell you about the time that Garrett didn't season food even though you were there it was such a funny situation any know where he gets it from his dad and you know where his dad gets it from his mom this is like passed on from generation to generation you know what let me just tell you just a mini story really quick I was gonna make this a separate video but it's just a tiny story and we're talking about this right now I may as well just smash it in here so thumbs up for the second story plus it's gonna have a little bit of a my little drawings that are so great so when we go visit his dad and sister we are either gonna do two things I'm gonna bring every single seasoning that we had at our place or we are going to before we even get to their house we're gonna go to the store and go purchase some seasonings because I know at their house they only have that lonely bottle of salts that they don't use so we're visiting one week right I don't like to eat out there family likes to eat up quite a bit I personally love staying in so when I'm there I probably you know maybe once or twice and all my other meals are made you know at home so Garrett and I wanted to prepare a dinner you know for a home and so Garrett convinced his dad to eat at home with us and we started making our dinner we had broccoli mashed potatoes and you know chicken our normal like usual meal and I started to take out some seasoning for the broccoli and my boyfriend flips over the counter picks off the fridge undercut the seasoning of my pan and says my dad doesn't like any seasoning it was definitely something I had to get used to but I am happy to report to you subscriber that after three years my boyfriend has learned to love a little bit of flava in his life he has a nice fresh palate for some seasoning I mean what did he expect when he got with some brown sugar anyway so to answer the question do white people season food no just kidding of course white people season food I've had a white friends they season food but I'm over there but do you see like where stereotypes come from my boyfriend and his family completely fit that stereotype there's a reason why stereotypes are here just like I fit the stereotype that many black women are back [ __ ] crazy I'll admit it can you guys admit any stereotypes that you fit tell me in the comment section then I read every single one come on make me laugh and don't forget to sub to my channel turn on post notifications thumbs up this video or thumbs down if you're offended about stereotypes and of course follow me on my Instagram and I will see you guys next video okay so guys I'm just expecting some Jess some love for the nail because this doesn't happen I'm a crazy chicken it has been about 24 hours and I still have not messed them up so I need a little bit of applause for that and because I feel like you guys are gonna ask about this shirt the pants aren't really anything I talk about okay the crop top it's actually a sports bra and I did a little try on haul on my beauty channel which if you would like to learn where I this year along with a lot of very cheap squat proof legging for $15 or less this shirt was a either nine dollars OS or ten dollars to less I can't remember I put it in the video but I did a little cheap athletic wear try on haul for you guys to inspire you that you don't have to spend 50 60 70 80 90 sometimes a hundred dollars on some clothes that you're gonna sweat in so if you are bowling on a budget then go see me on my beauty channel and I will see you guys next video bye

Channel: My Thoughts Will Probably Offend You

Views: 47,889

Rating: 4.9419899 out of 5

Keywords: Story time, white people, white people don't season food, my thoughts will probably offend you, michelle mcdaniel

Id: 5q1LWc5-AgE

Length: 10min 53sec (653 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 28 2018