When You Wake Up Asian - Jimmy O. Yang

representation matters man a lot of asian people coming up to me very proud very nice they're like jimmy thank you for representing the asians man yeah i'm like hey hey you're welcome but you do understand it's not really a choice right like when you wake up asian you can only represent asians i couldn't just wake up one day like [ __ ] it i represent nigerians today i'm very proud to represent asians but the same time there's so much pressure like nobody ever wanted to matt damon be like hey matt thanks for representing the whites sounds weird that's like a different conversation for some reason you know if somebody came up to me like hey jimmy i'm representing for the whites i would leave that town immediately and they'll come back so much pressure to represent i got to be a good asian everywhere now i got a tip everywhere i go that was one of the major advantages of being asian is i can just pretend i don't know how to tip y'all know what a chinese tip is chinese tip it doesn't matter how big your bill is you tip two dollars that's a check that's chinese tip man now you got to tip 20 everywhere i got to give every uber driver a five-star rating just so i can be a good representative everywhere i go i gotta represent even day-to-day [ __ ] even the bedroom i gotta represent after i hooked up with this one girl this is what she said to me she was like jimmy um i don't know how to tell you this but you're the first asian guy i've ever been with i'm like okay what do you want a fortune cookie like like what do you want she act like she just unlocked a new character on street fighter or some [ __ ] why do you feel the need to say that this one girl said this [ __ ] i was so disrespectful this is what she said to me after we hooked up she was like jimmy um i'm just glad the stereotypes not true you don't have a small penis damn like [ __ ] you understand you're just insulting my entire race of people but thank you first of all thank you for thinking that i did have a small penis and we still had sex you the real mvp you get two fortune cookies tonight miss but that's a [ __ ] up stereotype right that's not even true that's a [ __ ] up stereotype everybody should have averaged dick until proven guilty i don't care how tall you are what if in this story or how big your hands are everybody should start an average stick eight inches and we go from there there's so much pressure man now i feel like every time i have sex there's a billion chinese people on my back just judging me i gotta make sure i perform and represent you know i got to get him an extra point for my uncle in shanghai an extra pump for my nephew in hong kong and [ __ ] it's like oh my god that's why you see all asian people they'd be walking like this just like it's so much pressure

Channel: Jimmy O. Yang

Views: 5,187,927

Rating: 4.9636812 out of 5

Keywords: jimmyoyang, jimmyyang, funny asian, asian comedian, asian standup, jo koy, ali wong, ken jeong, bobby lee, good deal, crazy rich asians, chinese comedian, chinese standup, silicon valley, jian yang, jin yang, aliwong, tigerbelly, space force, netflix space force, jimmy o yang dad, joe rogan, matt damon, the great wall

Id: 6OQYUmaIEH4

Length: 3min 40sec (220 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 12 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/modsarefailures]

He’s super likable and one of the few bright spots in Space Force, but I thought his special was seriously lacking.

[u/kluv76]

That was pretty funny.

[u/KillerKPa]

Holy shit - Jin Yang!

[u/tweak0]

I'm sure this guy is great, but Amazon Prime has forced me to look at his stupid face in advertisements about four hundred times now and my reptile brain hates his guts

[u/Drekked]

Is the whole set worth watching?

[u/SonicBoyD]

If they made a MK11 movie, Jimmy is Liu Kang. It would definitely make sense.

[u/MyNameIsNotMarcos]

The special was ok actually.

It's in Spotify btw.

[u/miniii]

such a great special.