Why Asians Are Good At Math - Jimmy O. Yang

you guys seen those like kumon learning centers and those strip malls right right kumon learning centers so you guys that don't know are basically detention camps for young asian children you can tell that place is kind of [ __ ] up by the look of its logo because it's supposed to be a smiley face but it's not really smiling it's just like man my parents were way too cheap to send me to kumon they got a different strategy they never let me use a calculator until i turned 15 so i can work on my brain function that's an old-school chinese strategy you know so when i turned 15 it was a very special occasion it was basically my quinceanera my dad just gave me a ti-83 plus and he looked me in the eyes and he was like you're a woman now okay but when your kid when your parents tell you can't do something what do you do you rebel right so when i was 14 years old i stole my brother's calculator i stole roy rogers calculator and i locked myself in my room and i started rebelling i started doing math homework other kids were like [ __ ] around with like alcohol and drugs i was [ __ ] up some problems you know locked myself in a room i was just punching in numbers i was like oh man this feels great you know it's so wrong it's awesome my dad was pissed he was knocking the other side of the door he doesn't like locked doors in the house and he was screaming he was like jimmy jimmy what are you doing inside come out right now i know you're in there using a calculator come on right now i was so scared i didn't know what to do and he unlocked the door and he came in i went into full panic mode so i just threw away the calculator and i pulled down my pants i was like that i was just jerking off and he came in and he looked at me and they looked at math homework and he was like good good very good very good very good you must have really liked a mess that's good that's good keep it up [Applause] because there's nothing there's nothing that will make your asian father more proud than to see a sun jerk after his math homework

Channel: Jimmy O. Yang

Views: 8,562,023

Rating: 4.9612565 out of 5

Keywords: jimmyoyang, jimmyyang, funny asian, asian comedian, asian standup, jo koy, ali wong, ken jeong, bobby lee, good deal, crazy rich asians, chinese comedian, chinese standup, silicon valley, jian yang, jin yang, aliwong, tigerbelly, space force, netflix space force, jimmy o yang dad, joe rogan

Id: 8dE4mRlBP5M

Length: 2min 37sec (157 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/NormanMahler]

I didn't know the actor of Jian-Yang does stand-up!!

[u/Jam_E_Dodger]

So Jin Yang is actually Jim Yang!?

[u/scatgreen2]

I watched this with pretty low expectations, but it was surprisingly good.

[u/Classsssy]

He should have addressed the gigantic reaction after he mentioned of the TI 83+.

Obviously, a lot of Asians in that crowd.

I am Asian, but even if I wasn't, I'd still think that was an Asian specific reaction to mentioning the model of a calculator. Ching chong bing bong.

[u/gunjacked]

Great bit