Ronny Chieng - Exposing Asian Stereotypes

i don't know if asian people are overlooked in america a little bit that's too big a call for me to make seeing how i'm a [ __ ] foreigner and i might be biased but i do know that when iraq said that they had no nuclear weapons america was like yeah you do we're going to invade you until we find them and they're still there but when north korea said not only do we have nuclear weapons we want to launch them at america to kill all of you america was like now you don't [Applause] you don't not only do we not believe you slash don't give a [ __ ] we're gonna make movies taunting you just daring you to launch one of those babies over and those movies are the only roles we're gonna give asian people in our country i don't know what it's like to be a minority asian because i come from asia we're all asian over there all right i don't always like to be like a minority i encountered asian stereotypes for the first time when i moved to america never encountered asian stereotypes before all these asian stereotypes like asian people are good at math i didn't know that in asia we're all good at math i didn't know that was a skill set i didn't know square rooting 7 was difficult i just did it just there again in my head for fun that's how i entertain myself in between jokes there's so much going on up here all the other asian stereotype asian people are bad drivers i didn't know that in asia we drive we crash we get to another car then we continue on right that's how you get from a to b right what are you talking about or the biggest stereotype or should i say the smallest stereotype asian people have small dicks i didn't know that asian people have small dicks i had nothing to compare it to who the [ __ ] measured enough dicks to get a large enough sample size to reduce your standard deviation down to an acceptable margin of error that's what i want to know all right that's a little math joke through in there that's all the comedy we do in asia just math jokes that's what we do we have just for math that's what we do i got news for people all right i got news for you guys there's more of me and my kind of race than any other race on the planet okay you know what that means that means we are the majority we dictate what is normal behavior so all that [ __ ] bad driving small digs good at math even if that was true guess what that'll be normal right because it's more of us than anyone else on the planet we dictate what is normal behavior i could drive down the god damn street with my feet on the steering wheel dance into gundam star if i want to alright and if all of us did it guess what that'll become the correct way to drive you

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Length: 3min 36sec (216 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021