All right,
we're checking out the only game where your job is literally
to go through history punching everyone you meet in the face. It's Fight Master.
You thought I was kidding? You ready for this? Whachaw. [laughs] I love that you can get special prizes by knocking people out far enough. Look at the character. Now, we have to knock this man
out straight through security, down the exit path, out of the building,
and into the bullseye. [laughs] All righty. Let's go ahead and get
some upgrades flowing here. Now, there's a few other attacks. We can get a birthday cake
for some reason and this spin kick. All right,
let's see what the kick is like. It's a home run. All right. Oh, he's through the door
now but part of the security grating is-- oh that's -. it actually looks criminal. Almost felonious behavior
from the security railing. Also,
I love how they only programmed this guy with two frames worth of motions. He's like, "Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes." [slot machine bell] More money. I had no idea that the very first person that we'd have to knock out
would have to fly quite so far. I'm ready for it.
Now we have the kick unlocked. The last one, the birthday cake. High-speed pastry. [gasps] Go. [laughs] [siren] He's in the dumpster. Yes. From the three-point line. Let's get ready to rumble. Oh, we even have an announcer. Now we have a fist, a folding chair,
and a boxing glove. I love that his promoter
is chilling out behind him. Oh, his promoter
has been cloned multiple times. I will mention this man
never skipped leg day, but we'll see how strong he is. The very first punch into traffic because why wouldn't you put the boxing
ring right above a busy intersection? Oh, Yes. Big upgrades. A lot of money upgrades. The folding chair is all buffed up. Grate your teeth because you're about to eat it like a subway sandwich. [laughs] Right on the top of the car-- yes. [laughs] Man, the crowd's really getting into this. All right,
we're going straight to level 11 on these, and I'm going to go as far
as I can with the gold bonus. This feels like cheating
because it's not me doing anything. It's the automated boxing glove. Beggars can't be choosers. A whack. [gasps] That was a low shot. I'm pretty sure I hit-- [gasps] that lady just got decked. She had a child too. There was a stroller. Where did the child go? He got sent into the ozone. I can't believe
we haven't reached the target yet. All right. How about 15? Let's go 15 and even more money bonuses. What do I want to finish this with? The chair. All right.
Just touches the tree through the target and luckily his fall was stopped
by that timely building. Why am I punching a Viking? I'm punching a Viking in Valhalla. This might not be Valhalla. This might just be Florida
because there's a palm tree right there. [music] Passive difference. You could hit him with a mackerel? [laughs] Okay, I guess we're starting
with the hatchet first. This isn't a punch though. This is more like a slash. [laughs] Get ready. I'm going straight for 21. Straight for 21,
and then all the rest is the bonus. My mackerel is ready. Are you? [gasps] [snickers] Okay, mackerel OP. Now he's just passed the halfway point, so we have quite a bit further to go here. We're going to have to crank
this all the way up to 25, obviously. The hammer of Thor beckons. Young Viking, you must answer the call-- [laughs] [bell rings] Fortunately,
he flew like a heat-seeking missile, otherwise, he would've missed the target. Great. I'm going to kick Daniel's son
from the Karate Kid. Starting off with the chop. [bone cracks] Did I just chop his ankle? It looked like I chopped him in the ankle. You'll notice his other ankle is missing. I chopped his ankle
so hard that it evaporated. Now we can fix that, can't we? Crank this up to 31. Been stretching my foot out all morning. Now I'm ready for the kick
of destiny through the white picket-- well, it was a brown picket fence,
I guess. Okay. Across the Floridian
palm tree onto the beach. That's a good landing, I got to say. Now his right leg
may be broken in 30 places, but other than that, a good landing. I love how the characters that they've put
on the beach towels are [?] [laughs] They couldn't even take
time to put the arms down. Bruce Lee always knew that the best way to a man's heart is through a nunchaku. That nunchaku I'm pretty sure
just dislocated his jaw from the rest of his body.
Oh, he didn't make it. That's okay though. We're almost there. I think one more kick
of destiny and we'll get it. We can put this up to-- I don't know. How about 37? Now we can probably go
to 39 and then the bonus money. For the final hit, we're going to chop
the ankle again because clearly, it's like an Achilles tendon. You know what I mean? He didn't get there. Oh, he's stuck inside of a bench. I can't see the character. Oh, never mind. I can barely see one of his limbs. Guess we'll try the kick then. The kick is to the face. The chop is to the ankle,
but the kick is definitely to the face. Man. We need serious upgrades to have this dude get the momentum to hit the target. Although
you can make a lot of money doing this. 45, that's got to be the winner. Nunchaku, last time. Now he will never taste
another Sonic shake again. Are you kidding me?
There's a rock on the way. Come on. Who put this rock here? Oh, the rock was worth an extra 10 grand
or so when I broke my spine on it. All righty. You know what? Fine. We'll go straight to 50. Let this happen. I have plenty more people that I need
to kick in the face all through-- yes, all through the ages. Destiny. Oh, look at that. He didn't even drown in the one little puddle
that's chilling out back there. Oh my God. I am punching a knight. Oh, I'm sorry. I am stabbing a night. They just called
that punching back in the day. There's a dragon. Oh, I get my own dragon. All right Sir Yeetington, let's see how you do against the stab
or the slash, I guess. Oh, he's wearing a helmet. Good for him. Yes, he's fine.
See, he got up immediately. Do I have to put him straight across the moat
and through the drawbridge? I guess it's not so much a drawbridge
as the front door, the front gate. Getting expensive for these upgrades
but I'm willing to put money where I have to to make this work. I feel like the shield bash is a downgrade considering we were attacking
with a sword but whatever. [gasps] Oh, wow and he broke the moat. Now no one's following to pick
him up because they can't get to him. Dragon time. He's on fire through the door. He was doing a full split for a while. Why is there just a random
skeleton sitting against the wall? Was the war over 30 years ago? This dude is super bored,
he just died doing nothing. He's like, "Well I'm a knight,
I've been trained my whole life to fight and now there's no one to fight
so I guess I'll hold this wall up." Break your darkness upon my shield. Oh yes. Oh, I love the lines
that these guys say too. Break your darkness upon my shield. Sword. I got some good distance here. We're going to need a lot of upgrades,
I can already feel it. Now things are starting to get tougher.
Money. What we're going to do is upgrade the money
then we're going to use the dragon. The dragon is going to drown him to death. Never really saw a dragon fight like that. Victory shall be ours. Where did these lines
come from for this too? There we go,
he got over it and through the door. He almost took down his brethren. He's still getting extra money too. That's interesting. It's a bubble well. Big money. Now we can finally get
some other upgrades. We'll go over here
then we'll do the dragon breath. There goes the helmet. I don't even know why he's wearing it,
it doesn't last very long. Now he's laying at the feet of the dragon. I'm pretty sure the dragon is in fact
breathing fire on him now and again. Not constantly because the dragon
could have a sore throat. I'm not sure. Big distance. Big distance. Off the bell. Yes. I am out of manner. We didn't get it yet but I really wanted
to hit that bell. Say I am out of manner? Big distance, through the bell. I can't get through the area
with the bell. I either have to go
above that crossbar or land below it. 66, both of those, so now that should be the level
that we need to clear this. This is beautiful. Through the well. The well stopped him.
He's just going to drown. Oh, the well's 2 feet deep. The well isn't doing anything. I thought the well would--
Did he just slash the well? Why did you attack the well? The well is feeding the innocent,
well, hydrating the innocent. You know what I mean.
We have to fly over the well, but we don't want to fly too far
because then we'll miss the bull's eye. He got it. [laughs] Oh yes capoeira,
or however it's pronounced. Capoeir-- whatever. We're starting off with a classic foot. Didn't really look
like an awesome kicky foot. It just looked
like I was stepping on something. Hey, Google,
how do you pronounce capoeira? Capoeira. Capoeira. All right, if Google says it,
it has to be true. Big upgrades. Big upgrades. Get ready for the pain. That looked like the last kick. He ricochets off the cars. Is that an entire Ferris wheel down there? Oh, that's awesome. Big money. That's a long board. Okay. All right. The last option's a gun. It's just a gun. Why? Oh well, oh, look at this. You can buff up the gun. I had no idea. Can you do that to all the attacks?It
didn't really explain it. Big money. Okay. What happens
if you do like the really wussy kick? Does he not really go anywhere? Oh, wow. You lose all your power. Big kick. Through the sign, off the hillside,
across the children's playground. Oh, he's going to lay
down right next to this woman. This girl is really short,
or my guy is really big. Well now that I know how to get
some extra power from these, hold on here. [laughs] Yes. Oh, the carousel. There is no way this dude
would fit into this power boat. This guy's like 10 foot tall. Okay, now we're starting to get big money. Big money. Big money. Through the sign. Okay. Straight into the carousel,
I wasn't even close. Big bounce off of the dockside
and the bullseye's way out here. Capoeira kick. Google allows it. The only problem
is there's nothing to bounce off of, so if you don't get the bounce,
then you can't hit this target. We're going to have to
do this very precisely. I'm going to go to 90. Go to 90, use this kick here. There it is. Maxed out. That should be perfect.
That should be perfect. Goal. 700,000 coins. What is this? Is this an eating
competition or arm wrestling, or what is happening back here? Oh, it's a slap competition. Whose hand was that? Was that my hand? I'm just a carbon copy of this guy. All right. Levels, money. More money, more levels. I need you to tell me
if this pan is Teflon coated or not. If when I hit you it feels
like you have a mouthful of pennies then it possibly is. How did that feel? Did it tastes like it was Teflon coated? Oh, he got hit by a car. Well, now he can't answer
because he's gone. You can't stop the power of rock. Oh. Oh. It's sticking in him. The sword was inside of his body. Is this guy snoring or is he crying? I really don't know. See, every once in a while he's like,
"Oh, shouldn't have had those 35 vodkas." Load it up, load it up. Big height. Got to bounce up the stairs though. Luckily, this bag of garbage was there to blunt the force of the impact. All right, we're almost at level 100. I'm going to try a pan here. I feel like the pan, you get some really good reverberation
off the pan. I was wrong. Slap. I think that my slap gets
caught inside of the-- oh my God,
his leg is stuck inside of the earth. I think that my slap
gets caught in the podium because it really doesn't do very much. Right, I've got everything above 100 now, we're going to go guitar for this. Wait for the full increase. Big guitar hit through the flash
mob into the Amazon boxes. There's a concert going on up here. Oh, it's an actress. Jerry Bruckheimer is up there. He's like, "Okay, now I want you to act as if though you just got hit
by a 600 pound man flying at Mach 10." She's like, "What's my inspiration?" It's the 600 pound man
flying at you at Mach 10. Oh, I missed her. Minecraft. Well, Dollar Store Minecraft. You know how there's Minecraft Steve? This is the discount version
when you don't want to violate copyright. It's Minecraft Steeb, right? Minecraft Steeb. Oh, just like in Minecraft,
you hit stuff and it destroys the block, but the tree itself doesn't fall. Then you get the sword
and the diamond pick axe. All right, sword's coming at you. If you catch it with your teeth,
you can live. Oh, and the parts
that you destroy stay destroyed. That's interesting. You get a lot of money
for destroying Minecraft stuff. Wow. Diamond pickaxe. One of the most powerful items in gaming. You've got to go
through the Minecraft house but first, you have to break down the Minecraft gate. Although, I guess it's not Minecraft. This is some stupid off-brand version, something like Yeetcraft or something. I'm taking out more and more tree. What is with these sound effects? One million coins. All right, Minecraft Steeb, get ready. We're winding up. [laughs] He gets money for each thing he falls and hits as he takes out all the sand. Oh, yes, I can't believe
the distance this guy has to cover. I've got an infinite amount of pickaxes so we're going to be doing this all day. I've finally broken
through the entire house. Go in for distance. Oh, there was an extra tree there. He just ping-ponged
off the bed or something. There we go. Through the house. Beautiful. Now I have to go into the side of a rock. We're 61% through so we are making
good distance. Oh, yes. Oh, we have to get the diamonds. [laughs] Oh, this is magical. More bonus. The power of the sun-- bounce. Good bounce through the diamonds. Now are the diamonds worth a lot? They're okay.
I'm really starting to do upgrades here. This guy is upgraded. There we go. Yes. Through the target
through the diamonds, through everything. Now I have to ninja a ninja. Well, I'm kicking a ninja or maybe
I'm just giving him a foot massage and then we have the sword
and then we have the shuriken. We're going to do the kick. That was a very impressive kick,
I will say. Now, fortunately,
this ninja has a skeleton. I don't know why only he does. I never really knew that only ninjas possessed skeletons in all of humankind. Oh, his skeleton is worth a lot of money. Yes,
let's spend some of that on some bonuses, and then we'll buff these up. By the power of Gray [?] That was the weakest sword swing. Oh, the target is in mid-air. Imagine if you had a superpower and your superpower
was to sneeze out shurikens. Oh, you get to see him
in super slow motion too, so you really did seize him out, kind of. Ow, I just got run
over by not one but two cars, three cars. Oh, now traffic stops
after they find out he's alive. Get ready. Now, obviously,
I was aiming for only his pelvis, I guess, that's interesting. I'm going to go ahead
and roll against the sidewalk. Now his leg looked broken
but as you can see, he's standing. He's totally fine. This is really weird. You can buy a spider to punch. I don't really - but [laughs] why? Why am I attacking this poor spider? Does he give me
more money than the other guy? Oh, my God. Oh, pretty glad I bought the spider now. Yes. I got to slash way lower
to hit the spider. [chuckles] All right, spider, listen,
I want to see big distance here. Okay? Big distance. That's the kind of distance I like to see,
through the direct TV antenna. Big bounce. Stopped by the car. Oh. Oh, that's worth the money. Oh, that's worth big money. You know what? We're doing this. Oh, now all I have to do is do that exact
attack again and I should get amazing money twice. In fact, he may have hit
even more stuff than the last time and he still got hit by the car twice. Oh yes. Almost 2 mil. The last object definitely hits harder than the other objects that come before it and you continue to get stacked with money when the spider hits the ground. You can see now I'm at 2.6 million. Now that I'm getting crazy money,
we can start to upgrade this. We'll bring this up
to around 130 and we'll shoot and still not high enough
but it should be worth a ton of cash. [laughs] For some reason,
the spider took the garbage and put it in the garbage bin almost. There's a man and a woman
having a domestic dispute over here. 3 million. Oh, evil spider. I never knew that you were worth
so much unbelievable cash. Now I will say, the whole point is to be attacking
the guys so I had to bring the ninja back
for this because if we're going to win, I want to win with the ninja. Oh, he was right there. Plus he has a skeleton. All right. Now, just get hit by a car. I know it sounds
really bad but I need you to get hit by this car over here
to get me more money. You did not get hit by the car. You had one job. He still picked up
$2 million for me though. I know you can do this ninja. You've got plenty
of air time through the-- oh, off the helicopter. Did that count? I want to know if that counted. He's still sliding. Okay. He's up. Did it count? I don't think it counted. It didn't count.
I got a lot of money though. Okay. What we're going to do is we're going to put
all of our money into this and then we have to pull
this punch slightly. All right.
Pull it a little less than that. Ow. Was my skeleton coming out of my arm? I'm pretty sure my skeleton
came out of my arm. Now that's pretty close. That was almost maxing it out,
but not quite. Oh, it's money. Oh, it's right there. Are you kidding me? Although he did do a fantastic double
twist after he hit the ground. Got to be perfect. Got to be perfect. I think that may have been too much. Am I going to hit
the blades of the helicopter? No, it counted. It totally counted. Yes, mission complete. We have a winner. Well, I went through life fixing
every problem by punching it. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Fight Master. Till next time, stay foxy, much love.
