Minecraft but I Survive 1,000,000 Deaths

do you love dying no no well how about dying a million times what the more deaths we get the more items we can buy that gives awesome weird and unique Minecraft deaths it all starts by hugging this beautiful Cactus so nice and snug all right so we got one death counter let's get a couple more shall we this is gonna be such a weird video Geronimo check it out guys I can breathe water never mind okay now that we got some deaths let's head into our death shop oh looking gorgeous and spooky as ever so now I can spend three total deaths on an infinite totem I'll take one at you thank you buddy I'm coming for you next Cactus cage you look terrifying and I like it all right we've got our infinite totem so now whenever I die a horrible death I don't actually die I still feel all the pain though so this will make death just a little bit easier hi squib don't mind me I'm just gonna die over here bunch of so now we can just keep drowning and farm some deaths real quick ah yes yeah the way swimming it's a whole new thing come on bees sting me out sting me bees I need this oh they're happy they're chilling they're like hey we killed you plenty of times all right we're good we're even so now we can buy ourselves our Cactus cage very nice looks prickly this is the weirdest video idea we've ever had okay so we'll put on our Cactus cage it looks good man and now every time I walk I just die yes wow there we go that's very nice the worst shoes of all time this would be a very painful way to die there we go now we're farming some deaths let's get off with a bang sounds dangerous and we can buy common cold oh looks like we can buy uh Nine Lives as well okay a bunch of new items a bunch of new ways to die my favorite uh nightlives uh let's see what you got go oh gosh Hello Kitty Cat are you gonna are you gonna bite my face off or something you're gonna claw my eyeballs out nope it's just the cat all right well that's how cats are made oh Nine Lives or something watch out kitty cat this might get explosive let's try out off with a bang shall we and uh am I gonna die hello I mean it was pretty and all but I'm looking for dance dude oh okay a very colorful death looks like the fireworks are a little close to my face there a nice rainbow of explosive death you doing okay over there kitty cat for your own sake I'm gonna go ahead and sit you down right there for now oh your head's in Grass hold on there you go places down powdered snow that slowly kills you okay what's the worst that can happen ah now we're talking dude hold on I can put my Cactus head on double the death triple the death oh this is so weird man parents just overhearing the audio like son what are you watching just crafty dying this is so morbidly funny dude hi guys hey what do you guys have for oh hey can I come to your Slumber yeah okay okay okay that's enough we're dying quick but not fast enough oh this looks nice and dangerous the arrow storm what the heck is that a coffin Chester oh no what have they done to my boy my boy well one Death at a time let's try out our Arrow storm oh I see I see a bunch of arrows just fly into my face yeah my favorite oh okay ouch look at me I'm a porcupine some people like to catch snowflakes on their tongue not for me I like to catch arrows my favorite snack of the day ah yeah there we go looking good is this the line for the porcupine cosplay contest wait I can use my death powers for good hey what's up guys oh a nice warm welcome thank you for all the arrows I'll give you some too there we go yes rain Arrow storm go I'm using my death for good and not for evil oh my God I can just spam this oh my goodness take that Pillager yes all right well that gave me 2 000 deaths so that's working out pretty well for me our next item is death by a thousand teleports just all the arrows in my body oh I look ridiculous all right let's buy it death by a thousand teleports and I can actually afford Chester already all right coffin Chester welcome to the world buddy boy oh I like you dude you look fun looking very handsome my boy I'd be honored to be buried alongside you buddy boy yeah well let's try death by a thousand teleport sounds like a cool like metal band name or something what's up Atlanta yeah we are death by a thousand teleports it just shoots up a bunch of Ender Pearls and then uh out out oh my goodness it gives me a bunch of depths as well yeah now we're talking what's up guys pretty confusing wait no Pillager don't kill me actually yeah you can it's cool yeah get him Chester send them to his coffin that sounded a little dark good job buddy wait can I also spam this oh my goodness look at it oh I crashed the game oh well does it count as a death if my computer dies oh gosh oh oh I oh I've messed up oh oh gosh oh my goodness stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop oh no oh no it's never gonna end ah mistake okay okay it's done well good news is I have 28 000 deaths and better news is my computer only slightly erupted into flames so we can buy gravity now and looks like we can also buy Anvil Avalanche dude we might be able to make a bunch of upgrades actually we can buy you're fired and that's it for now I'm coming back for your hot sauce all right gravity let's see oh it launches me up in the air real high well I didn't need to be this High man I have half a heart oh it gives me a bunch of deaths and yes hello Cal he is so unconcerned yeah I'm flying I'm flying oh I'm not flying look mom is it a bird is it a plane nope it's crafty fall into his death hello villager boys what's that Franklin is it your birthday today let's celebrate happy birthday Franklin I'm scarred for life dragons everywhere but but these ones are friendly gather 15 powerful Dragons by battling bosses that have stolen their eggs fried dragons while using their abilities to explore the 16 floating islands overrun by dangerous mobs cursed dragons available right now on the Minecraft Marketplace we've got our Anvil Avalanche it rains down a bunch of anvils yes hit me hit me anvils uh guys anvils guys well I didn't die even once I guess I have to run into them huh there we go land right at my forehead perfect thank you very much ouch and hit me ah this is so dumb I'll swap you're fired what does this guy do oh gosh was that a ghast oh goodness hello ouch oh my God this is way more destructive than I thought it was gonna be okay okay relax relax okay then well that was that was something next up hot sauce and let's add a little splash of explosions oh this is no ordinary hot sauce this is some magma fire oh my goodness I die so fast back away Chester no save yourself oh it's a nice little hot tub yeah two friends chilling in a hot tub oh I die so fast dude I like it good old nacho cheese just getting those numbers up I also have these explosions should I add it to the mix yeah should we spice up this party Mr Chester yeah uh oh man oh man this is gonna be bad oh gosh [Music] oh goodness I'm so sorry little sheep I shall die in your honor it's so fast that's a lot of death that's a lot of death dude I look at him like a ghost or something I am the ghost of crafty yeah I'm dying so fast I'm like see-through dude you might want to not come over here my dude imma do something a little explosive oh this is such a mistake I'm just gonna spam this oh no I'm going to space boys I'll see you whoa not too shabby hold on could I just keep spamming this all right it's time oh my goodness all the way to block limit that was fast I like hit my head on Jesus up there it's cool if I aim it just right I might be able to jump over the entire Village oh okay well maybe not I tried oh my word I've almost had a million blocks already hold on I gotta spend some deaths real quick we'll buy some Wicked Withers and let's buy oh goodness super duper Charged Creeper okie dokie this is cool Death Scythe oh I like that all right we're buying three items all right to Wicked wither let's see what you got okay it uh it gives me the Wither effect it kills me fast it gives me a bunch of deaths not too shabby but uh this super creeper might be a little more exciting oh my word dude you are massive okay let's see how big this explosion is gonna be oh that's a crater dude hello giant creeper boy explode me yeah boom oh whoa I like it that creeper is the bomb all right those were cool at all but what is this Scythe do hey okay I don't know what it does uh do I get a right click with it or something oh my goodness what is happening to me oh goodness wait no oh god what have I done help me boys uh guys oh it took me to the nether okay well that's uh interesting it took me all the way down to the red place looks like I heard enough deaths to be here oh hi piggy you wanna kill me no or we just chill are we friends yeah hey there we go now we're talking smack me into the lava yes my favorite nacho cheese death wait wait what happens if I do this again will it be the double Nether Nether reception find me a wife tell her I love her yeah that's pretty cool man I'm in the nether 2.0 Now with uh something uh some kind of punch line well that gets my total to over a million deaths now so that means I have one more item to buy the dragon wither yeah that's totally fine ah yes what could go wrong ouch pardon me probably smells the bacon on my breath ahead this morning sorry bunco all right oh no summon's a Wither boss with dragon heads yeah that's fine oh good this oh there he is oh my goodness hi buddy you're cool looking at least so I'm gonna take this guy out what what are we supposed to take this guy out with the fireworks go I don't have any weapons well he seems preoccupied over there so uh I think I'm just gonna let him be thanks for watching and hope you enjoyed watching me die uh wait what

Channel: Craftee

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Id: qtHR0vvo5Qw

Length: 11min 38sec (698 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 14 2023