What It’s Like Living in California Now

hi i'm living in the world's largest prison it's called california [Music] no seriously it's been kind of getting a bad rap lately but i assure you it's never been better living in california the freedom suppressing theme that's strong in california is so fashionable right now the communists like lockdowns wear a mask everywhere you go stay off the beach orders they basically have a put yourself in a body bag now order so progressive i understand why california has such a large prison population people are trying to get in just to have a little freedom but i wouldn't want that because freedom's dangerous based on what my north korean cali propaganda has told me to think there's a gold rush of opportunity in california right now yeah you can't work here which means you can't spend your time earning money which means you can spend your time panning for gold guaranteed riches people say we have a problem with homelessness here completely untrue we are having no problem growing it at exponential rates seeing tent cities all over the place it's basically camping people enjoying the wilderness it's good for you i think we need more of it and the fact that we allow them to take over our sidewalks parks and other public places so the tax paying public can't use those public places makes us as loving and accepting as a spineless doormat i for one don't want to raise my kids in a place where they don't have to walk across human feces and needles just to get to their front door how else would they learn about hepatitis c the high california taxes are a joy getting to pay the most to live in the worst conditions it only means one thing i'm smart and our politicians know what they're doing taking an exorbitantly high amount of income and getting junk in return kind of makes it seem like our politicians are running a giant pyramid scheme and we all know pyramids are the most stable structures on earth but now i don't have to worry about the state income tax because the state won't let me work i have no income my kids are getting really hungry is that a problem but you know who will have to pay more taxes california's top earners the state legislator has proposed a tax hike that would take 54 of the income from california's top earners genius you already have the highest state income tax so then you make it higher in order to pay for the state of disaster you've created get this california's top earners account for 40 percent of the state tax revenue and people with no financial sense speculate that if the tax hike was passed into law california's wealthiest people would leave this state so they didn't have to give away 54 percent of their income if that happened that means the state's brilliant way of trying to get more money would actually result in them getting less money 40 percent less actually but that won't happen they're not gonna leave the state even though they already are because here's the thing wealthy people don't want to keep the money they earn they don't feel like they deserve it and gavin newsom's at the top of his game what's the most intelligent way to respond to a disease that carries a 99.96 survival rate create poverty and despair don't let people open their businesses and don't let people work it's a good plan to help strengthen the homeless population most governors wouldn't have such a forward thinking plan but to be completely honest with you part of me suspects a little corruption with gavin newsom a little bribery payoffs if you will i think he's being funded by the homelessness industrial complex he is suspiciously attached to its growth oh and of course california can rest well knowing they're in the altruistic hands of nancy pelosi she demands that people wear a mandatory mask obviously for their best interest yet she's caught not wearing a mask at a salon first off she didn't mean to get caught she was seen on security footage not wearing her mask she never meant for anybody to find out it was an honest mistake but i think it proves that wearing a mask is in people's best interest because she wasn't wearing one she's not behind him just for her own personal power hungry political agenda it either makes her a hypocrite or mia [ __ ] and i don't think she's a hypocrite dude la's a gem isn't it it's more detroit than detroit ever was mayor garcetti has transformed it from a disastrous city of beauty and opportunity into one of luxurious despair and poverty he also deserves a nobel prize in tattletailing divide your city by trying to get them to snitch on each other for not social distancing it's a beautiful way of uniting your city and garcetti's commitment to ignoring usc's research on coronavirus infection rates and the shockingly low death rate in l.a county in order to focus on fictitious numbers that justify his draconian lockdown takes an elite level of talent to turn that much of a blind eye how we hear our favorite subject is not talking about the pedophile rings in hollywood but to combat them our forward-thinking politicians not being paid off by guilty people just passed a law lessening the punishment for having sex with children california is protecting pedophiles obviously a great idea because of all the alleged pedophile rings in hollywood they all had to go to jail for as long as they deserve we wouldn't have very good movies to watch look at this way they're protecting pedophiles from children who want justice children can be very predatory just thank god california is so progressive why are high-profile people like joe rogan and elon musk moving out of california and taking their businesses with them i think it's because they're failures they're just not a good vibrational match for the success that is the california government and for the mass exodus of the peasants leaving california they're just ungrateful and entitled they just want a safe place to raise their family and acceptable living conditions in a state that's not falling apart in whatever state they're moving to i just hope they vote the same way there that they did in california that way they'll create the same problems that they created in california and drove them to leave this state in their new state if i had just one suggestion for the governor of california and all the politicians and this isn't a criticism because they're obviously the best in the world at what they do according to them it would be this lean even further in the same direction that you've been going it's like if you were falling this way instead of trying to bring yourself upright you just lean further in the same direction that you're falling that way you crash into the ground sooner and when you do you won't be falling anymore california logic thank you for joining me for this video before you go i want to thank cacao bliss for sponsoring this video cacao bliss by earth echo foods has become an absolute staple in my kitchen because it's delicious and it fuels me with excellent nutrition here's 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Length: 8min 37sec (517 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/wakehazard]

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