Spotify Employees Censoring Joe Rogan

uh yeah as spotify employees we're demanding the executives allow us to edit and censor joe rogan's podcast or we are walking out train my day joe rogan podcast by night all day he's spreading hate must be stopped he's transphobic he always talks about how he likes trans people which means he doesn't love trans people which means he hates trans people hateful joe rogan has built a massive audience because people enjoy and respect what he and his guests have to say but who knows better than his audience what they want to hear we do instead of hearing what joe has to say his audience would rather hear what we want him to be able to say his audience just isn't intelligent enough to know what they want to hear but luckily here in the sjw wing we can think for them because we're highly intelligent people well kind of i identify as a cat but the executives at spotify won't cater to our demands it's almost like they value a hundred million dollar asset more than a forty nine thousand dollar asset these high-level business executives just don't know how to do business i mean do a lot of people listen to joe rogan's podcast yes but would even more people listen to a heavily censored version of that same podcast also yes me our demands are that joe rogan cannot be broadcast talking about the following trans issues because he's transphobic women because he's a man which means he's not a woman which means he's misogynistic gay people because he doesn't want to have sex with men which makes him homophobic racial issues because he's always having his black friends on his show and giving them massive publicity and help for their careers which he only does because he's white and he feels guilty about being white as he should because he's a racist mma because it's a sport and sports are insensitive to paraplegics that can't play sports elk me because i'm a vegan dmt because it's a drug and i only take adderall ideas because they're insensitive to people who can't think comedy because it's hateful to people who aren't funny and he can never talk about how caitlyn jenner killed somebody with their car because i don't want to believe that it's true having open-minded conversations and exploring new ideas that's very dangerous and super close-minded it's not how you learn it's like the old wisdom that says letting the inmates run the asylum is always a good idea are you listening to me spotify executives i have to use my litter box now you made him pee the only reason he hunts elk is because he thinks elk are actually trans women which makes him want to shoot them that's how hateful joe rogan is yeah i appreciate you asking i actually used to play basketball but every time i missed a shot the refs wouldn't give me any points even though i deserved points because i tried to get them so i got mad at the refs for pushing an impressive narrative of not giving people points even though they really tried for them so i quit because i couldn't stand being around illogical referees who were pushing a false narrative and oppressing people that they had control over because they had a whistle they were ruining the game of basketball so anyway if i don't get my way here at spotify i'm walking out the executives refused to clean his litter box joe in joe rogan's own words that i'm putting into his mouth he hates all people who don't have kettlebell calluses on their hands after we apply enough childish pressure on the spotify execs to get them to cave in and let us censor joe rogan then we'll be happy to work towards censoring your music and then burning your books because as spotify employees not only do we know what's best but we also care or we are walking out it's great it was great one more thing you weirdo i want to tell you about the sponsor of this video cacao bliss by earth echo foods cacao bliss has become an absolute staple in my kitchen because it's delicious and it's nutritious helps me live a high energy lifestyle cacao bliss is loaded with raw organic ceremonial grade cacao for super foods lucuma turmeric and mct oil and the all organic ingredients helps fight inflammation because it's loaded with antioxidants i love to mix cacao bliss in my coffee nut milk and my smoothies if you want to join me in having felonious levels of nutrition and enjoyment grab your cacao bliss by going to earthekofoods.com jp sears and be sure to use the discount code jp to save 15 percent [Music]

Channel: AwakenWithJP

Views: 1,010,804

Rating: 4.943233 out of 5

Keywords: jp sears, awaken with jp, ultra spiritual life, how to be ultra spiritual, how to get offended, spotify, joe rogan, jre, spotify employees, joe rogan spotify, joe rogan podcast, joe rogan experience, spotify strike, brent pella, conscious comedy, comedy

Id: SB50heKBxgw

Length: 4min 32sec (272 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 05 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/MMad87]

LMAO. I was eating an apple and nearly choked when he said "We are walking out" at the beginning of the video.

[u/chefanusbitch]

Not enough purple hair, or unwarranted mental break downs.

[u/Kurram]

He should tweet this video too

https://youtu.be/cI_qiNOb8pI

[u/regulardave9999]

AwakenWithJP, you have been fined 1 credit for a violation of the Spotify morality statute.

[u/karatekevlar]

I got a cramp from cringing so hard

[u/carielomaniac]

I love Joe and I'm against censorship but this kind of "comedy" is just so cringey

[u/Survivaleast]

Beautifully done satire.

Do the people in question have enough self awareness to take a joke like this, or will it take years of therapy to overcome?

[u/AWTozer]

Hilarious!

[u/gltasn]

Spot on!