How to Be a Woke White Person

are you a white person who wants a lot of credit for helping to create racial equality while you do nothing to help create racial equality if so that means you want to be a woke white person so listen up because i'm going to give you your phd in wokeology as a woke white person your mission is to attack as many other white people for being racist online as you possibly can but don't worry them actually being racist isn't a prerequisite for you attacking them for being racist everyone knows the racism is hate but as a woke white person you know that the best way to heal the world from hate is to hate the people that are spreading the hate let's take a look at your woke white person black belt skills in action tomorrow we should cancel the term white belt let's say you encounter another white person saying something as racially hateful as i love black people now at first glance that could seem supportive to the black community but as a wokeologist you know that people never say what they mean they mean what you think they mean you can accurately determine what they meant by leaping incredibly large assumptions that come from your mind not theirs then you can inform them what they meant by what they said in this case it could be you just think the black community is so weak that they need your love and now we've just exposed their white fragility then probably ignore the fact that you're acting from the presupposition that the black community is so weak that they need you to protect them next call on the hyenas to come attack your prey in the comments section and finally be sure to take a screenshot of their post that way after they delete it from being emotionally abused by you you can repost it to make sure they keep getting what you think they deserve and so their thought that you don't like will continue to live on you get the sensation that you've helped because of the highly emotionally charged feeling that developed inside of you while you weren't helping this helps make your efforts all about you not about racially oppressed people because it's your job to find racism in what white people are doing and saying online whether it's there or not here's some woke principles that'll help you find racism in anything assume that all white people that aren't you are racist take what they say out of context for example if they said i didn't enjoy watching that game you could say that's because a lot of the players are black accuse them of racism for what they're not saying for example if they post a picture of their dinner accuse them of racism because there's no black people in their food accuse them of being a racist and if they deny it inform them that denying being a racist is the first thing a racist person would do if you see someone actively supporting racial equality let them know that they're only doing it as a virtue signal and therefore they're bolstering their image at the expense of black people and just know your virtue signaling of pointing out their virtue signaling is completely different from what they're doing occasionally you might run into actual racism in your feed but probably not because scumbags usually aren't that honest but even if you do run into it you won't know what to do with it because all you've got is weaponized anger criticism and hate compassion connection and education aren't concepts bleached into your dna now let me help you understand the dynamics of how you as a woke white person are making a real difference in racial equality when you put all your time and energy into finding faults with other white people and attacking them it means you're not putting your time and energy into helping and supporting racially oppressed people does that make sense how you're not helping the people that you think you are and it's great because you know that instead of putting your energy into being for something it's way more constructive to put your energy into being against something but that doesn't matter because you get woke warrior social justice points for criticizing and hopefully even canceling other white people but you don't get nearly as many points for helping the racially oppressed because people don't notice you doing it a general rule of thumb is if it doesn't give you a dopamine hit from social media acknowledgement it doesn't help create change with racial equality congratulations you now have your doctorate in volkology being the woke white person that you are thank you for crusading with your sword of hate to help heal the world of hate you're doing god's work what's up you beautiful weirdo thank you for watching and i want to take a moment and thank by optimizer's magnesium breakthrough for sponsoring this video i've been thoroughly enjoying taking magnesium breakthrough every night and i'll tell you why during the day while i'm doing my work and exercising and fighting with people online i accumulate stress as i'm sure you do too i'm a little wound up for the 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Channel: AwakenWithJP

Views: 1,774,160

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Keywords: jp sears, awaken with jp, ultra spiritual life, how to be ultra spiritual, how to get offended, conscious comedy, woke white person, white people, stay woke, comedy, funny, black lives matter, dear white people

Id: gHSVjmO4iJY

Length: 6min 10sec (370 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 30 2020

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