When Californians move to Texas

smells like freedom yeah california was just getting way too strict for me oh uh excuse me can you can you pull that up a little bit yeah yeah just like over over your nose over your nose no over your nose dude i love the rockets i've always been a fan of space where are all the homeless people pretty cool statue probably have to take it down don't ride horses ride scooters yeehaw howdy howdy what's up with this weather it feels like i'm walking through a wet blanket there's way too many people in california so i'm happy to be one of the millions that's moving to texas go cowboys emma smith i love travis scott yeah i'm more of a centrist actually hey what do you think about replacing high school football with high school yoga yo how much do you think these houses cost like four hundred thousand we'll probably drive those prices up yeah we can turn this place around hey do you know how far burning man is from here yeehaw yeehaw howdy hi welcome to walls buddy excuse me the oregon farmer's market is that one oh i'm not from oregon i'm from california california i thought i smell communism okay i might be from california but i identify as a texan now you should identify as a yuppie [ __ ] i'm just following the footsteps of joe rogan dude the only blue we need in texas is the sky we already claimed austin we're just here from the rest of texas you've been impressed kale i've been pressed cow i'm offended look at these calluses from doing man's work oh you should put some of my homemade lavender cbd oil on that the only plant medicine i know is copenhagen long cut i just want to make a couple small changes you know open up a couple juice shops the only juice we drink here is oil put some french fries and some burritos french fries in your burritos what's the best this is god's country uh well i think of god as more of like a universal energy what you keep offending me i'ma drown you in oatmeal where do you go hunting whole foods i mean sometimes they put the hemp protein in a different aisle and then i gotta go looking for it it's basically hunting hey what's up with all the homeless people man i mean where are they our homeless people live in houses sorry i don't listen to just country music all day down by the river what do you listen to in california the chain poker listen to some real music that ain't music hey fellas this country is big enough for everybody dude you you don't need to force your ideologies upon other people just to make it seem like everything that you believe in is the absolute truth and you you should be more welcoming and appreciative that people are valuing the space that you created and welcome them with open arms in the hopes that you can create a new better community if we spent less time stereotyping one another based on preconceived notions of behavior and attitude that we could spend more time putting in energy and effort into creating communal spaces that value and nurture people from different backgrounds and territories yo where are you from man i'm from portland but i just moved to seattle [Music] go back to jazz you geek go invent some more pronouns say man you all come over i was about to put on some drill ropes oh dude i love joe rogan my favorite part is when he talks about smoking dmt i got some of that too let's go take a trip as long as we're not going to [Music] portland

Channel: Brent Pella

Views: 1,907,007

Rating: 4.851521 out of 5

Keywords: Brent Pella, JP Sears, Awaken with JP, Ultra Spiritual, California vs. Texas, People moving to California, when California people move to Texas, Joe Rogan Austin texas, Joe Rogan texas, Brent Pella comedy, Texas stereotypes, California stereotypes, shit people from California say, shit people from Texas say

Id: nlLcBQPQ96Q

Length: 3min 13sec (193 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 08 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/G1aDOS]

When the Texan spat all over himself just for the sake of the joke is when I lost it. Very funny group.

[u/ZambiGames]

The hand talking that the Portland guy does is fucking hilarious. Good video.

[u/[deleted]]

"Our homeless people live in houses"

[u/babyempire]

ONLY JUICE WE DRINK HERE IS OIL

[u/[deleted]]

Frackin amazing!!! I love this

[u/Verryfastdoggo]

JP playing a Texan is a nice chance of pace. he usually makes fun of woke culture.

[u/ChampOfTheUniverse]

I love that all of these entertainers come from out of state, attribute to high COL which adds to crime and homelessness, then dip out and whine like bitches. These people create bubbles then complain about em.

[u/[deleted]]

That's a hopeful comedy out there.

[u/shneibler]

Is there a NY/NJ moves to South Florida?