WEREWOLF SANTA CLAUS | Resident Evil: Village - Part 9

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hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to resident evil village before we get started i just want to say if i look tired it's because i still have makeup on from filming the edge of sleep also there's a new episode of distractible available right now through the link in the description below the link right down there the link that you should click on right now wherever you listen to podcasts you can click that link it will take you to every single podcast location that the podcast is available at and if you don't know what distractable is then we have a bit of a problem i thought we went through this do i need to have another lecture with you to tell you about distractible and to talk to you about all the incredible features that are available over at distractible and how much you'll laugh you'll cry and you'll cry from listening to distractible so click the link down below or after this episode when you're done with watching this you can click the link in the description below and you can go listen to distractible or you can do it now that's also an option okay so i've made a decision i don't know how much i consulted your opinion about this but i made it just no i made a decision and the decision is as follows no not this way hold on i'm gonna tell you the decision as soon as i get back to the place i need to be okay so the decision that i have made is as follows this guy spent all this time to set up this wonderful trap for me which is definitely a trap but i don't care because i'm expecting a trap he set all of this up for me and there's a tunnel right here now i could go around i could but also i'm thinking that he knows that i would go around i'm thinking he thinks that i'm kind of smart he respects me a little bit which i gotta admire about him back so i'm gonna go straight up the front here i'm gonna right go right down into the throat of this that's the only way for me it's the only way i know because i'm a badass [Music] hey babe look look babe is that your castle or is that not your castle who where why what when see they set up all this lovely art yeah lovely art it's beautiful beautiful [Applause] who wants some flower you want to get flowered you're gonna get flowed you anyone get flowed my dude oh hey what's up you want to get flowed you get a face full of flower hey come on come over here get flowed what's up my dude what's up what's up you want to get oh stoop come on get flowed come on come over here try me oh yeah oh you're gonna pull out a weapon isn't that just on fire idiot fool loser nerd you're so stupid oh yeah yeah what's up what's up what's up no i forgot that these guys take a lot guarding doesn't seem to be as working as well as i thought it would be let's try a good old gun let's try putting face and gun bang there's a dude you done oh you just fell over man i really don't have too many of these bullets hello well there you are oh okay all right point don't make it easy for me there you go crystal skull only i could actually sell it for ammo you know this doesn't seem as like traptastic this seems just straight up normal oh where'd your head go whoa who the hell do you think you are who the hell okay you know what this is kind of lame is it too late to go back the other way maybe i could get the best of both worlds and maybe i could just do this i thought it was going to be like a fun house of mirrors this is just straight up just combat that's dumb this is dumb i'm going the other way you guys suck i actually didn't listen to any of your recommendations because i i didn't look at the comments because i feared that someone would spoil it so i didn't look at all i tricked you it was a clever ruse that also is a trick the only true path is this way i know this i feel this i feel it so strongly hey what's up heisenborgio what's up my dude hey wait let me craft some ammo that i'm definitely going to be able to use doink [Laughter] now this is way more fun this is most certainly hey what's up boink sorry oh oh hey what's up pal how about wanna please [Music] nice nice loser what's up pal do i have any yeah i do hey why don't you come over here let's come over here buddy hey buddy hey buddy why don't you jump up here again oh he did it i can't believe he actually did it why don't you go wait wait wait wait wait okay all right let's watch you leap across the chasm over here why don't you do that why don't you do that oh was that like a weak point hey come on leap leap leave my leafy person come on leap leap do it you won't you won't why oh hello leap oh these no that's not leaping stop it hey buddy did not see you there holy crap do i have any goop okay did not know that it was uh it was pound town that quick okay let me sploosh a little can you not yeah wait wait buddy uh this is going wrong-footedly all right you gotta hit this mine come here hit the mine okay he's not hitting the mine guys i don't know how to break it to you but he's really not hitting the mine can you hit that mine can you mine come here buddy he just does not wanna okay he's really okay he's being okay maybe i gotta get some stopping power in this bang oh miss there we go you like that okay he's kind of tough is there any way to kill him is there like no way to kill him he's getting quick and i got one more of these let me kaboom you up oh what's going on here what's all this wait am i supposed to be all right well that was cool i got the meats today's the day the jolly merchant stops by he always gives me old newspapers i know miranda forbids them but news of the outside world is so fascinating there was one thing that piqued my interest in the last one it was an article about some medicine company i don't remember the name but their emblem looked familiar it was the same symbol on the giant's chalice i'm pretty sure i saw the same one painted on the walls in the cave too that radiating umbrella image really stands out what's some outsider company emblem doing here i wonder if it had anything to do with that man that stayed here all those years ago nah i'm overthinking it yeah i'm sure you are buddy i'm sure you are am i supposed to go back and kill this guy what's the what's the deal hey are you here all right let me finish him off i guess don't call more birds oh my god more birds okay there's no way this guy is like invincible or something there's no way okay hit it this time goodness gracious just hit the damn thing there we go oh are you still alive oh my god what is this what is this nonsense does this guy not die or something is this just one of those no die dudes bang oh my god oh my god how are you you're wasting my shooty guns flop please whoa hey bud what's here we up oh there he goes can i get your axe can i have that whoa he gave it to me thanks pal um if that was just worth money then um i don't know if that was totally worth it but it's a lot of effort for not a lot of reward well i feel like i mean kind of cool i guess it's too big to use well you don't know how big i am lady demi what do you think what do you think lady dimma doom what do you think what are you thunkling all right fine man i really wish i had my grenade launcher kind of sucks that i don't have that anymore okay well that was much more fun than the other way that was way more fun woohoo i guess i don't know is that cool wait who's father who's father nicholas saint nick santa claus one of the four founders okay probably not okay got some coin okay open this up uh this was just a side path what's up bud mam what's up bud bam what's up bud bam what's up bud oh what's up bud what's up bud what's up bud yeah yeah you fall over oh no you're not dead you think you're getting yeah you fall you fall over thanks you must have followed me i guess what a waste for you right well i guess it wasn't really a choice anyway i just had to go one way or another all right cool i'll deal with it fine oh me um hey is anybody left alive there sure were a lot of you kind of really thin in the oh my god i didn't actually want there to be more hey hey stop yeesh did i get him i think i got him okay hey stop did i shoot that out of the air please tell me i shot that out here holy crap okay no don't don't do not don't do that coming for you coming for you baby i'm coming for you i'm coming for you is very cute you know it's very cute it's very cute it's very cute but uh ultimately no i'm gonna go with a no this is all very cute okay it's very cute it's super cute very very cute boom oh oh yeah yeah okay yeah uh-huh i wish i had something besides a shotgun to do this but here we go ow all right well that was effective there we go that would have been helpful a little bit ago oh well late late never late lever late blever better blatant blubber i'm getting a lot of goodies one i'm guessing there's another one on the other side that i gotta do am i still recording oh you better believe i am all right um oh hey what's up more people great this is man you guys are persistent i really wish i saved those exploded barrels now really wish i saved it uh there's got to be another explody barrel around here that i can draw him too if i'd have known that it was going to be an explodey barrel necessary situation i would have you know saved the explodey barrels maybe oh well now there's no one he got you get out of the way get run die fall apart bam bam try me bam try me bam try me bam there we go whoop hey no you gotta be almost dead you have to be come on oh how are you still alive oh my god i hit you with a shotgun did i not like the ultra werewolf okay thank you for that that was very helpful very helpful oh that oh my god they just never end okay i just gotta go this is a great time to remind you about the link in the description for distractible our excellent podcast with bobbinwood oh do i gotta go and pull the other lever quickly i'm probably gonna do that probably one of those things i'll do it i'll do it oh no it's done what what am i is there another secret lover somewhere hi oh my god stop no stop okay i guess i won't push him away i'll just grunt can i please can i please oh my god why okay it's open i guess here i go stronghold okay you got it buddy i did it hey eisenberg i beat your puzzle both sides of it i'm just that good okay no one's here to greet me that's a little rude thank you i guess all right whatever whatever i missed castle dimitrisk i missed castle tiffany rescue so much oh the fond memories i have from those times i just miss it you know i just miss castle's goody baby whoa hey i don't know if i can jump that in fact i can't this looks slightly familiar i'm missing something here there's some kind of a goodie up there i got it nope that wasn't it huh yeah whatever i ain't completionist all right heisenberg whatever you got i'm ready for it come on [Applause] what's up hey what's up hey how you doing hey good to see you why don't y'all gather around this barrel that'd be cool yeah come on oh you're quick oh you're all quick oh you're speedy oh no hit it that's better that's better that's better that's better that's more like it okay oh hey hey hey hey dick dick dick stop stop stop stop i have the high ground you can't win you're the chosen one you're supposed to bring balance what just dropped in front of me come on yeah yeah all of you all of you all of you come on come on come at me come at me all of you all of you come on you know you wanna and three two one give me give me ow okay none of that no plea no after i really um this is a great time to remind you guys about distractible it's a new podcast my way and i have this verb this must be they're dead how how did i get this is supposed to be on like easy or something how [Applause] who i who know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't if i know the button [Music] oh you think you're funny do you oh you think you're funny oh you think you're funny [Music] oh you think you're ha ha funny funny oh you think you're ha ha funny funny jokes oh yeah you think you're funny yeah oh you think you're hilarious oh yeah you think you're so funny oh yeah oh you're so okay who dares okay get out in the open here closer please any day now any day now oh my god got him doing good doing good oops missed you got him [Applause] double tap mike fergunus excellent they are sure giving me a lot of stuff though gotta appreciate that i appreciate it appreciate it appreciate you okay you two come up here we're gonna go up up the stairs you guys are coming ah why no do not we're going up he's stairsy we're going up he's stairsy we're going up he's stairsy okay we're going to go up he's stairsy where are you where are you yeah come on come on up here stairs stairs he upsets stairs he up sees the stairs he boom yeah that's right how how how okay ah i see i meant to grab that gunpowder but it didn't give it to me probably i'm just supposed to run i i imagine that actually i might i might just actually be supposed to run interesting interesting interesting okay oh i'm not ready i did not see you there i heard big guy and i don't know why i didn't think hey look out for the big guy um okay listen listen big guy listen big pal listen pal big pal listen guy who's big i sure wish i had my grenade launcher boy that was an oversight wow this is a terrible predicament that i'm in oh my god oh my god oh my god okay wait wait wait watch this what's this what's this i'm so smart so goddamn equip it equip it i thought go away what do i have nothing [Applause] all right big guy you and me oh no hang on this is me and the big guy hold on hold on no it's just me oh my god oh my god oh my god every time i block and then then you attack [Music] oh my god why is my why is my mouth sensitive he's so high mother rubber why do i not have my god damn explody blue well that's really great link in the description distractible podcast oh my god how many how many if you don't go listen to the podcast right the hell now i'm going to do exactly what i did these werewolves to you okay link's in the description we have a freaking deal that's the way it is and these need to shut up because i have nothing with which to shoot them okay good could i have just gone out this door though please link in the description is just tractable distractible pocket we work who now am i recording yes ooh okay yeah squeeze through pardon me oh okay i don't know what's happening that's weird that's very weird that's very weird okay all right where am i now what am i doing the king's orders finally arrived withdraw it is most vexing that we must abandon the border stronghold to these heretics if i had but a little more time i know i might be able to turn the tides of this battle nay i should not put on airs it is my curiosity that ties me to this place there are a number of ruins within the vicinity which the locals say are very ancient the ceremony site with four giant statues the caves with murals carved on the walls the stone plinth they called the giants chalice where did the people who built them come from where did they go it irks me that we must abandon this place without knowing yeah it irks me too buddy it irks me too pal really i'm irked ugh i've never been so irked ever in my life i feel you on that one buddy i feel you on that one pal i feel ya if only i had my grenade launcher where's my um oh god oh no guys no please i didn't know i thought i didn't have it oh no oh no i really guys oh no this is not a bit but maybe it is oh my god is it better if it's a bit oh my god i literally i thought it was like in a storage chest but there isn't even a storage chest in this game i thought i legitimately thought i really actually thought that i didn't have it i actually 100 thought i didn't have it what's happening that's not good no that's not good what is it why oh hey bud what's up pal whoa man i wish i had that sniper rifle or something hey what's up pal hey how you doing belt boy i wish i could back up a little quicker uh-huh okay gave me some pipe bombs i'm gonna use them let's see if we can do some uh some ring around the rosies oh well that doesn't really help me um maybe if i run i run around yeah yeah yeah okay right your feet nice another one oh that was a shitty throw thank you got him okay cool cool cool we're good we're good we're good you better not be calling for help oh here he comes this is a bad place to be okay okay uh can i switch ammos where's the other ammo can i switch ammo how do i switch ammos f f i'm effing i'm effing i'm f'ing yay hey bud uh can i wait oh i do not have that many bullets left uh that's not good what if i go through here nope what is that what is that what is that what is happening that's your girth it's his girth everybody ah your girth very impressive um i have very little left because i don't have my sniper rifle but i do have some magnum oh no not no not now oh who who me me [Applause] yay hey what's up bud good thing i got so many of these oh that's not good oh that's bad oh that's bad oh that's bad oh that's bad oh that's bad okay well you miss so pretty pitiful if you ask me i don't think he did i don't think he asked me okay uh so what happens when i have absolutely nothing and for some reason i can't get these other you know oh flashbangs ah man i have a lot of sniper rifles um time to bust out the magnum i guess oh never mind crystal hammer eat nice one good job he really showed him you really gave him the business there ethan you really told him off you really gave him what for you really give him the you you did it you did it you did it you big you did it i should have the sniper rifle on me shouldn't i oh babe what do you think of this place maybe even better than your your castle you know if you think about it maybe babe what do you think you're speechless i know i understand i get it i get it you don't need to say anything no large crystalline is your marker still in here crystal crystal there's probably like a shiny up in the top that i could shoot and it would knock it out oh yep oh there's multiple okay well i can't i literally have no bullets left there's so many shinies that i could shoot and i have no yes i'm not getting them oh here we go come on bullets yes there we go there we go there we go put those legs okay a one oh vivianite there's one over here probably okay let me just look nothing there uh-huh okay got him okay we're good let's get out of here i don't know what the vivian knight is unless it's that thing for that necklace that i have don't i have a necklace with one hole yeah but it doesn't say that i have the other thing for it so i can't combine it all right whatever fine i've got this giant crystal and a giant axe or a giant hammer and a giant axe pretty cool baby [Music] oh hi hello what you're the real deal ethan well done quit hiding i'm not letting you get out of this cool your jets just a little bit more and you're all wrapped up i'll lend you a hand so in exchange in exchange what first of all come to me put all the flasks in the altar and i'm sure you'll figure the rest out see you ethan see you heisenberg i'll go to the altar and i'll put all the flasks you could have just not put my baby in a bunch of bottles and i wouldn't have to reassemble her but anyway guess i'll meet you at the alder i got googly elmo's plate hey this looks oh no it's not football here at all anyway i got googly elmo's plate that's really good i guess um time to go put my baby in a in an altar am i driving this thing i sure am aren't i hmm i don't like sewers in resident evil games they're usually end poorly for me somehow i don't think this one's going to be any different it were different it tore it twere different hmm well good good stuff good stuff everybody thank you so much for being here um which way to go oh i know where you pop out of i know where you pop out of neat oh that i could've well i could have done that but i'm gonna go back down all right what else is down here hello hello someone being spooky down here who's been spooky is it one of lady dimmadome's daughters that i somehow missed hmm photo of a phantom fish well you could let me look at it that'd be cool too if you did that photo of a phantom fish well it doesn't exist i guess photo of a fan of fish here we go [Music] okay all right i know what that is okay cool i think i think i do i remember there being something like that vaguely cadu implantation notes okay 21 male silversmith scars from pneumonia low affinity cadu filled grow body transformation drop in cognition another likeness into pasture um 21 female no occupation no history of illness results death alcena 44 female noble descent not from the village hereditary blood disease very high affinity no loss of cognition arbitrarily able to control body transformation applied cognition control procedure sent for observation noble descendant indeed [Music] she was kadude i see babe you hear that babe babe how's your caddo babe you didn't tell me you had kadu hey whoa okay this is a little there's a little silly hey yeah all right now why why did you feel the need to oh i you did it got him a few too many bullets but that's okay i've got more to spare i do i do i wish i could find that knife again i bet it's somewhere in the game it fell it's gotta exist the super knife you know what me mean i bet it fell somewhere in the game and you could go and find it at any moment but i didn't because i'm kind of a dick don't even try excuse me excuse me uh biggins okay let's not fight the biggens right now let's go take care of ourselves a little bit we'll save the biggins for later because i don't exactly have the things and i have no idea how to switch over to flashbangs not that that would be very helpful for me but let's not do that right now let's just not deal with that let's go talk to this dude what's up this dude hey how you doing dude how you doing let me see my greatest pleasure to see you return alive thank you appreciate that big preach [Music] okay i could do this ooh [Music] protein rich for turning boys into bastions hell yeah hell yeah i could do that let's do that all right wait no no no no no uh carry on i can hardly wait just excuse me pork finished thanks baby love for you to enjoy as well it was really for me yeah it was it was actually only for me you you thought you were just gonna eat it yourself all right but that's good i wouldn't mind having that again well we can't so shut up all right um i've procured some new items for you mr winter have you now have you well that's wonderful that's so grand even though i don't need that at all um oh gosh you know oh my goodness how could i i could never uh is there anything i could sell those axe and the crystal hammer yeah the crystal axe this one says it's too big to use but this one does not say it's too big to use you know what i mean whatever i'm gonna sell them i don't care i wouldn't use them anyway not my style okay the wolf spain okay how about i buy this thing back because why not i can see why you'd be interested in that can you can you i don't want more range on the scope i really don't i feel like that's unnecessary okay let's get the sniper rifle recipe let's go ahead and get the sniper rifle bullets let's customize the snipey riffy more dabblage more dabblage of course these hands are more dexterous than one might think i didn't think that they weren't uh so she thank you for your patronage we're gonna shortcut the four we got all that we're gonna move these around move this around move this around i've got so many bullets let's come by and equip this to this bam we're good there bada bing bada bingo time to go huntin oh wait i forgot we're ready for this aren't we aren't we ready for this there's no reason not to do this right now is there jesus what was that that's not being so creepy to the baby still recording okay i mean they did tear the baby into pieces so that's not really i guess i'm not asking for too much maybe i am can you stop moaning over there yeah this is gonna work actually i have no idea what this is gonna do but he's gonna do something i'm carrying this now what [Music] uh-huh oh yeah oh that's normal oh that's what we call normal okay well before we do that i'm gonna have to say goodbye for now thank you everybody so much for watching we've got a baby to save i think unless i just just put the pieces of my baby in there but anyway thank you be sure to check out distractible please do actually there's a link right down there in the description it's a great show i think you'll find it very funny we're gonna evolve the concept as time goes on and be sure to follow and subscribe wherever you do listen to podcast it's great fun i think you'll enjoy it a lot link right down there please click it give it a chance i would owe you a big and you can click and just see which podcast it's available on see where you listen to it and if you don't listen to podcast uh it's just bob wade and i being stupid together and having fun so that's pretty much it so thank you and as always i will see you in the next video [Music] bye-bye you
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Length: 46min 4sec (2764 seconds)
Published: Tue May 25 2021
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