KINDA GROSS... | Resident Evil: Village - Part 8

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to resident evil village i just gotta consult something real quick here [Music] all right okay good now that that's done and out of the way let's go find out how we kill a fish i don't really know how but my last name is fishbach well i don't know and i was in the middle of a bit there ethan okay my last name's fishbox so i assume i know about fish a little bit but shut up not funny anymore that's probably fine it doesn't seem too normal or abnormal is this a puzzle is this a puzzle i think that this is a puzzle okay is that a blue or green up top right that's kind of hard to tell uh who the hell is unzipping their pants to my right i'm gonna pretend like i didn't just hear that hello oh what the hell why were you unzipping my dude what were you how did you get there the hell hi yeah okay this is normal you wish to make a purchase i wish to know how the hell you got there but i guess you're not gonna tell me so whatever uh i can make this health increases permanently although i could make damage okay let's assume that i no i don't have enough poultry okay let's might as well do this hardly wait just excuse me a moment all right here it is please join me okay uh sure now my health has been increased not that i'll ever be able to notice it i wouldn't mind having that again too bad i can't do that for you okay um all right cool odd times ethan what do you mean hard times what you don't want it shut up shut up if i say so myself no one asks you and i gotta go find something first i'm sure there's secrets back here the outhouse of course yeah how does that guy go to the bathroom do i even want to know that maybe he's going to the bathroom constantly that's awfully convenient what a pleasant thought all right let's try this if i can drain the water uh-huh [ __ ] there's no power you're right there's no power but there's a thing here and i gotta turn on the electricity for the sluice gate okay so am i supposed to do something about this yeah fine i also need to craft up some uh more amro i really do not have as much as i thought i did it's probably better to get shotgun ammo than anything just because i say so and i when i say something it means that it's true where does this path lead how did this truck get here how's anything get here this crank is old and busted up it feels like it's going to snap at any second i hope it doesn't break the only other one we have is over at windmill 2. windmill 2 what do you mean windmill 2 i don't even know where windmill 1 is is this going to break i bet it's going to break because it's all busted up right it's gonna break it's gonna break where am i going what am i doing i knew it well seriously well i mean i knew that was gonna happen it's not like it was a surprise but whatever freak out man okay that looks sliceable knife is weaker than i thought it was um okay so i guess i go down the ladder no one say anything no one say anything all right how do i get over to windmill to did i miss anything i'm missing stuff aren't i oh well don't matter fish don't eat me fish man why can't i eat these fish what did i get what could have possibly been among the fish hey yeah hi yeah thank you all right well that goes over there but is there anything else that i need probably all right i'm gonna go for it don't eat brief his friend i'm not looking for fish food yeah me neither i mean i'm not i mean we're i'm you so yes hi bud you could not do that how close was i to death right there i feel like i was very yeah i was probably very close okay bud okay what did i do what did i do i did nothing oh i can barely follow him he's moving too fast oh my god are you done i need this to fall but how so there's something here there's something here well why did i why i feel like i just died i don't see another yellow there so it seems like that's just hanging on by a thread but it's still not falling unless i gotta like shoot it yeah all right i'ma head back stop my head back i do not see any other yellow i don't know how you're doing that that doesn't make any sense all right fine that doesn't make sense but i'll go around it's fine oh there i see the yellow point and well is it even worth it now i gotta go all the way back how did i miss that oh oh i'm fine hello hi how are you doing wham 280 really that's it that's all you're going to give me chompus change chomp has changed oh yeah i don't mind if i do these are really convenient these are like oh never mind that wasn't convenient at all yeah that didn't help me at all what was that supposed to do hello okay how do i get over to that that's the question is there like another way up to all this stuff probably yeah kind of stanky yeah that's kind of gross that's kind of disgusting that's kind of disgusting i mean that ain't right oh wow that's convenient okay thank you for that uh oh you put up another cart too thank you that's whoa well blue now is good this seems unnecessary this seems incredibly unnecessary and overly complicated for something that seems to just be natural flooding but you're trying to tell me that this is all cool oh oh it's timed oh i see come on come on come on come here come here oh no no no you stay up you stay up okay good good yeah this is totally normal oh ms i gonna get a magnum mites i have already about a chance to get a magnum did i miss a magnum somewhere for my magnum dong oh wait wait god damn it oh i missed my chance bro okay here we go here we go i'm doing it i'm doing it i'm doing it doing it no don't eat me he didn't listen to me okay chunkers trunks chunkis trunks trunks trunks okay i chunked this i chunky-sized it well hi friend going now i'm going now i'm good me i'm the goodest watch you uh yeah mama and mama ain't impressed my dude mama ain't too happy with your performance all right why did i come over here why did i throw him oh okay good job there oh yeah you'll get me next time oh you'll eat me up real good oh yeah i'm looking forward to it oh yeah you're going to teach me a lesson yeah maybe if you weren't so actually disgusting you might impress mama a bit more okay now lady dimitrescu's someone that you should draw inspiration from now that she was something special she she really was [Music] she was really something special anyway you'll never live up to her you'll never live up to her never ever so don't even bother just give up already why even try i caught myself a big one even you're so funny you so [ __ ] funny he's so funny man he's so funny oh god okay yeah i do okay wait no come on come on me thinks that would just sink the boat but apparently not all right i made it did i miss anything good can i get a light ah my eyeballs will do the work uh jump i guess oh oh convenient and all this for a freaking crankshaft at least i'll be able to use it on the all the other crankshaft things that's what it's all about multiple uses oh yeah what are you trying to do man what are you trying to do because whatever it is you're not doing it very well nice nice nice what is this can't climb it up like this are you sure about that oh is that crazy or was there yellow on oh oh oh yes there is yes there is yellow on that yes there is yellow on that okay so oh all right well i guess i can't go back okay if i was thunkling about this it would be something where i have to get that piece of windmill to be a ladder for this right that's what i clearly have to do so how would i get that thing off of that other than just blowing it up because that's really my first instinct is just to blow it if you could stop slapping the side of this for two seconds i would be able to think properly but there is definitely most certainly a way that i the genius gamer that i am would be able to cause this to do exactly what i needed to do bang what happened okay it's not shooting it what about him hitting things would that have an impact in some way okay i'm actually cranking this then i mean i pulled it off of there i could have just cranked it first but now i cranked it oh i don't know how that works but hey fine by me i tried cranking it before that that was why i didn't think of that again because i already went up to and i pressed f i slapped my use button all over it and it just didn't do nothing okay oh yeah nice nice my dude nice oh thank goodness he finally stopped cronkite chancellor cronkite channel cronkite chunker i don't know why i'm doing this but i am a crunk of a chunkler okay okay okay we got power my dudes we got some really sick slopping chicken hey duke you miss me buddy you miss me pal you miss me why don't you sell more bullets my man why don't you sell more bullets probably because i would buy all the bullets i eventually i'm gonna have to get that gun again because well it's another gun and i don't have enough gun although if i do get the magnum i'm just gonna go with that adventure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay what's this about okay i know the thing white no no come on go right jesus oh that one's just that was just broken what are you talking about oh weird oh oh it's oh it's upside down oh i see okay interesting okay very interesting okay very very interesting actually so then this is there we go got it nailed it it was crooky wookie i probably shouldn't put too much stress on that cut off hand you know the bones hey sorry buddy got it you're about to be sluiced uh well like yeah yeah all right you're all right buddy you okay buddy hey buddy you okay buddy hey buddy all right pal okay buddy you have a good one buddy yeah i'm sure i'm getting a lot of money i don't exactly know what to do with all the money but i sure am getting a lot of it uh october 1 a sunny day mother miranda brought me five peoples from the village just like i asked it i made them sleep with some liquid and then i put caddo in their tummies i am looking forward to the cadu to grow in their tummies october 2 a cloudy day four of the people from the village are dead this morning one is almost a lichen i sent it to my lab on the mountain i failed again mother wants strong vessels but i cannot get any i fee will need more people from the village okay oh oh my oh oh my well looks like i might just have to switch out after all time to say goodbye to the old and bring in the new hi diddly ho how's it go you know i didn't think that i would actually like have as much inventory space as i do but i seem to have quite a bit extra which is a little odd yeah whatever when am i gonna give that magnum they gave me the ammo for it i would have thought that i would have had a chance to get the gun itself beforehand but i'm assuming i'm just dumb and missed something which is the more likely outcome oh hello you seem to be equipping me for something what would this something be uh-huh i guess i gotta do this okay what if i do whoa yeah that kind of sucked okay yeah you don't like that do you yeah you don't like that do you yeah you don't like that do you okay come here come here come here come here come here oh let's talk about this before i'm too close to this and kaboom don't look at you what way how are you not looking at me you have so many eyes thank you for all the supplies this is love oh minds yes actually let's put this uh oh god okay let's not walk over that i'm the reason [Music] oh gross what are you about to do oh my god don't be saving oh i need to be oh god oh yeah no that's not good oh my god don't save that one oh that's that's not good uh hi bud how you doing can you come this way so i can blow you the hell up i've got two splodies here just for you yep that's oh i don't like your belly oh i do not like your belly i'm gonna shortcut this to four oh well that's not good oh oh really oh you [ __ ] come this way come this way that's what i thought ow what the hell what was that come here come here you no don't no no can't get caught [Music] am i safe here really doesn't feel like i'm in enough i guess i'm in enough uh excuse me i gotta you know make some stuff it's pardon pardon me excuse me pardon me okay my land mine's over here my dude what is that sound this way thank you how about another come this way oh are you are you done oh i see you i see you oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah okay okay okay yeah this way bud easy well oh and death as he was in life disgusting yeah pretty much but can you blame him yes absolutely you can blame him i blame him for everything well good job everybody you really cheered me on through that i couldn't have done it without you i absolutely could have done it without you but i'm saying this to make you feel better to try to coerce you into liking this video and maybe subscribing and commenting because that's what youtube's all about it's called reverse psychology because i'm telling you this openly you don't know anymore whether you should trust me or not so your liking and commenting is kind of like in a flux situation if you do it because i said to do it then you just did what i said to do but if you don't do it because this might be reverse psychology then what are you gonna do you don't know what to do it's completely indifferent knew you'd do it or not whatever you did i knew that would happen maybe bam when am i gonna get a magnum when when am i gonna get a magnet i yearn for the magnum don't we all don't we oh hey it's his house ah this nerd mother miranda gave me a rose jar no one likes me which is why i thought they would leave me out again but heisenberg said that was why we each get a rose the ceremony cannot happen without us all there mother didn't seem to care though mother said rose is a vessel with a vessel mother can get back her real child back even though she has been dead for a very long time but if mother does then what will happen to me i'm not a real child will she abandon me no i don't want that whatever i do not have any sympathy for you how is there another key all right my guess okay there you go you're better off than i thought who's that oh come on we just met a while back nothing really matters you're the last [ __ ] in my way aren't you you've got fights i'll give you that ethan but what's the plan when you have all four flasks what are you trying to get at i could lend you a hand not trying to get on my good side i don't get cocky i'd kill you if you weren't worth the trouble there's a stronghold not too far outside the village go there and get my flask do that and you pass first head back to the graveyard why does this guy talk like a serious neck beard does anybody else pick that up go and get in my flask but like not quite oh what the hell is that a cadoo is that alive uh okay very gross well i'm just gonna keep looking at it apparently and now i'm done great cool go and get my flask i guess i'm out of here then great key system you know really good keys really whoever planned this out really elegant stuff oh okay that's the window that's probably fine oh i finally get to save i feel like i haven't even seen a typewriter in ages yeah when is the lesson oh my god there probably was a typewriter and i just didn't see it but also that feels like it was a long time oh castle look babe look it's your castle no no no look look at your castle look look honey look pumpkin look sugar lump it's your castle where the hell am i gonna get these balls where do these balls come from i feel like i feel like you know the game this game i really [Music] please [Music] [Laughter] [Music] no i wanted to shoot you it's too late now i'll never get another opportunity where am i going also this is even where i'm supposed to go oh no who where who what am i blind i'm blind i have no idea they're probably in the ground again oh yeah that's fine who are they bothering nobody can i help you oh my god who the okay you're gonna get a face full of a lot you're gonna get a face full of this boom really really really well let's dance [ __ ] and dance that's what i thought that is in fact what i thought oh [ __ ] hello that's a big pile of meat the duke could love that you have one stuck in a freaking you stop doing the weird divy things they don't like you guys at least they could give good money not that i need it money seems to be okay there we go yeah money is uh not in short supply didn't get everything in there yes i did also where am i going i don't even know where the graveyard is let alone how to get back to it so if someone could point me in the right direction be greatly appreciated someone in the outhouse someone inside hello hey this is really cool and all but uh i needed whatever you were munching on hey what's up oh yeah you almost got me with that one oh yeah real close good fight mother miranda gave me a mountain now i can do lots and lots of caddo experiments this is my secret special laboratory i did three caddo experiments today but they all went pop and made a mess i put in the caddo and then i tried putting some wolf blood from a needle into the spine the person wriggled a lot and then killed my assistant i could not hold it down so i put it in a cage now i have to feed it put a brush there is space my friend there is most certainly space thank you i gotta be careful with this thing i gotta make sure i hit my shots you know the knife is really useless i really wish i had a better knife i would love a better knife absolutely love a better knife maybe i was supposed to get here first was i supposed to come oh maybe i was supposed to come up here first oh hey bud uh by the way have one of these hey what's up dude come here come here come here yeah come here oh you're so stupid you're so freaking dumb oh [ __ ] you're left uh have one of these hey come on what's up bud oh yeah oh you're so freaking dumb oh okay i was supposed to shoot there hey uh stop okay that's yeah okay we've all had our fun without our fun let me sploosh a little goose on my guts that you've exposed and um [Music] let's try this thing let's try it let's try this have some fun let's have some fun my dude you better come around this corner you better not be going to the left oh [ __ ] you're dead all right good good fight man good fight really good fight you really almost got me there hello oh um i can go back and do the ball thing i can get a super skull for more money which i don't need but i can do it oh you know actually i wouldn't have been able to come over here because it was a crank thing to get this over fascinating okay whoa easy they're easy they're easy they're easy easy whoa whoa easy take it easy take it easy easy let's not get out of ourselves let's not get ahead of ourselves come on easy easy okay okay oh careful careful okay okay whoa easy easy easy where are we where are we whoa easy okay okay okay uh thanks for this wow this is chartreuse i love chartreuse whatever it is that's great thank you all right goodbye i'm gonna go see the duke now and i'm gonna sell him a bunch of useless crystals i don't know what he's doing with the crystals and frankly i don't care this way oh thank you thank you very much i like this guy you know this guy heisenberg i kind of like him i think he's a pretty cool dude i gotta go kill some chickens i wish i hadn't sold that fish that i got it first i didn't know tried not to but whatever you know sometimes you do sometimes you don't this is a lot to just get to some chickens that was a lot of work to open up a gate for some chickens thank you thank you it's gonna be delicious meal is there no other chicken here is the sound houses open i guess that's all of them also what's this is going to give me the other ball i need where am i where am i hello where the hell am i where am i why am i here okay all right i got what i needed apparently this way papa oh you know my nickname hey the gate is open oh oh rose is waiting for me all right well i'll be right there rose uh-huh sure thing yeah no problem hey duke man hey big man pop duke what are you looking at what the freak how'd you get that ah my apologies uh-huh your apologies about what you want crystals crystal beast chris no crystal moreau absolutely take that jesus looks like it can be inserted into something all right and we are pretty much set except i'm also going to sell the limi because i now have the other thing celluli i don't know how to detach let me let me see if i can detach the stuff first this is lord moroes i suppose it's what they call the beauty of the grotesque i suppose man say whatever you want about it i have no idea i really cannot take that off all right fine then what do you have oh let's beef this up a bit oh yeah uh let's see what else we got first um oh yeah oh yeah i saw you eyeing that one oh yeah okay goodbye lemmy goodbye lemmy surprise you'd so early so early for what early for what my dude okay first off yes [Music] i really don't need this thing but at the same time i'll get them congratulations with this you'll not worry about missing anything well i wasn't exactly struggling so all right now i have that i've got the final key what's this for oh the flask you know i'm not just gonna put the flasks there i'm not just gonna do that i'm gonna go up here wait back to the graveyard that's what i was instructed to do and someone called me papa am i still rolling hell yeah i am who called me papa who the hell tried to call me papa it's daddy and you'll get it right rose is waiting for you okay fine why'd you put up all this oh because he has he's [Music] i like my meat tender in the jungle where i hear you okay you live this time [ __ ] but next time you're gonna get it you're gonna get real good okay i have not been this way i suppose oh look at that i didn't even know this gate was here unless i did which if i did i'm gonna pretend like i didn't good luck well this seems familiar wasn't there a situation in uh re7 where there's something like this oh well hmm any fish in here fish fisherms fisherloos fishelonis i'm not going to blow these up because i'm imagining i'm i'm going to need them to blow something up that's not me if that made sense oh hey what's up bam still don't know what that's about but it is what it is i mean i know exactly what that's about no one needs to tell me oh my god stop commenting i know what it's about it's like the bobble heads from the other game i know i know give people something way too far with it hey you like knife i shouldn't waste my shotgun with you try me try me you'll never win [Music] stab poke joke and you're dead all right is that everything here seems like there's some kind of a treasure hello something tells me i'm going in the back way to this hi oh i feel like i'm ruining a big surprise i really do i feel like i'm kind of rude like i feel okay so hear me out here right hear me out clearly they set something up oh hey oh okay clearly they set up something really nice for me and and i'm going around the back way for it that's that's just so uncool of me you know what i mean like what kind of [ __ ] am i that i'm gonna like look the good luck it's clearly oh it's probably dope as hell ah reminds me of the adventure express i'm gonna leave this one up to you which way do i go i don't know if one matters over the other but it sure seems like one is the back way and it seems like it's going to ruin the experience and i don't want to ruin the experience so i'm going to leave it up to you you guys decide and whatever you decide i will do in the meantime actually i just saw there was a well on the map and holy [ __ ] anyway i'm gonna go check out this well but you get your comment fingers typing and you tell me exactly what i'm supposed to do because i can't make a decision for myself to save my life and it might ooh necklace with two holes are you i sold lady dimitriscu would have loved this but i sold a i sold something very nice if i needed that i'm gonna be very upset anyway thank you everybody so much for watching comment which way i should go in the description or comments down below and i'll read it probably i'll read it thank you and as always i will see you in the next video [Music] bye-bye [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,021,149

Keywords: markiplier, resident evil village, part 8, lady dimitrescu, gaming, gameplay

Id: im1KW9P0x-I

Length: 41min 17sec (2477 seconds)

Published: Sun May 23 2021

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