We made this game AWFUL.

i'm a great rapper but you should hear me duck uh my bonus on publication how's it going boys my name is schlatt and today we're playing some jack bucks i got some of my favorite people together and quackity to play some rounds of champed up now quick refresher for how the game actually works at the beginning of each round you're given a prompt and you have to draw the champion of that prompt so if you get the champion of being gay you draw james charles then you're given one of the drawings someone else made but you don't know the prompt so you just get a picture of james charles you're drawing the one person that'll beat him off me i worded that incorrectly also real quick most people who watch my videos are actually subscribed to my channel so suck it but if you're part of that percentage of people who aren't might as well click the button it's free and you can always change your mind later my god mike none of these none of these decimated come on you got this [Laughter] i am the captain now [Laughter] oh my god i can't choose yeah you guys thought that round was bad it just gets [ __ ] worse it just gets worse so hey at least allow me to make a little bit of money before we fall down the rabbit hole today's video is sponsored by battle cats baby battle cats is a game about taking over the world with cats what did you think adventure across the world with your feline phalanx and lead them all to glory with battle cat's easy to learn combat system you want a cat you got enough money for a cat click on them and out they go to do their thing are your cats losing ground boom laser with your cat cannon and get back on the offensive overcome weird-ass enemies with your [ __ ] platoon and take home the dub pussycat platoon uh that's what i meant which of battle cats is unique and quirky collection of cats will you choose to fight alongside you maybe the sumo cat with his child bearing hips maybe the sexy leg cat with his maybe the bondage cat bondage what kind of game is this starting on november 27th the battlecast is celebrating thanksgiving with the return of the uber fest capsule event with higher drop rates on top class uber rare heroes like mighty lord gao and ritual saint castle plus half off discounts on new cat heroes and awesome bargains on cat food for a limited time you can download battle caps today for free using the link in the description thanks again to battle cats for sponsoring today's video and enjoy okay so round two this works pretty much the same way as the round before but during the battle another prompt pops up and you have the option to tag in one of the other drawings you've made previously and again this is where it gets bad so i'm just putting in [ __ ] now i'm going with the tried and true right here i can win no i'm not drunk slag i'm drunk i'm doing i'm doing what i have to do right here [Music] so strong chipping away though [Laughter] oh dude the bowl of soup never loses i have never launched a round i play it all the time when i don't know what to do i just play bowl of soup oh come on i had to get something hey [ __ ] slag dude i've been referring to you every now and then by schlag for like years at this point you know you have i i've never understood why either that's a soul brother victim's not something you don't know [ __ ] about it [Applause] small secrets okay [Laughter] what the [ __ ] [Laughter] oh i know what i'm voting for i would never cuddle with our slag i have a [ __ ] on my nose bro who drew schluttle [Laughter] that's just how we're drawing noses tonight what do you want to do big man that's the smartest most low effort [ __ ] ever uber driver jerking me off in daylight you got something you want to tell us alex got way too horny on train why are they all in public it's called boners in pollock what do you mean all right just [Laughter] man [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] thickly looking chicken [Laughter] [Laughter] i don't think the pilot on flight 370 tried enough dude oh my god again oh my god ted so uh quackity tell me tell me more about r boners in public i want to circle back i googled boner's subreddit and that's what i got okay a [ __ ] in the dark a step in the park [Laughter] 44 upvotes the pleasure is so intense please stop please stop making these jokes at my expense i'm going into this round unabashed and unashamed oh no you can finally release this boner [Laughter] okay folks okay let's say hypothetically i'm your daddy oh my god never in my [ __ ] life did i think i see a drawing of myself coming god you nailed the nose dude you i [ __ ] hate this this one said the champion of slavery oh my god [Laughter] holy [Laughter] he's just looking from in the dark closet the fact the fact that the [ __ ] new york logo is like every single time brand it under your forehead [ __ ] dying dude all right here we go gonna have a great time fellas here we go indeed so ready to have some fun it's only gonna be slack just gonna be me it's just gonna be me it's just gonna be ready to have all my [ __ ] peeing out of his mouth it's exactly like the picture too that's the only one that has had his actual [Laughter] name [Laughter] [Music] no wait no that looks like a [ __ ] that does not look like the thank you oh god why is the ap logo branded into my [ __ ] forehead that does not look like it anymore can you make that troll face i bet it would look just like that if you didn't oh my god oh my god they just put an actual penis oh my god squidward later we decided to play a different game on jack box called mad verse city this is a fun one because at the beginning of each round it asks you to write down a specific type of word like like a verb or a noun or an adverb you know etc then it generates a sentence using that word at the end and you're on your own to come up with the next bar you do this twice and then you start spitting and oh man we've got some poets tonight on first yeah bamboo is my battle scream i'm sexy beautiful call me jimmy neutron [ __ ] see my big sheen [ __ ] i rise to new heights but i'm a master handy manny please don't look at my fanny i'm fluent in hustling conversation conversational and fixing i bet you couldn't fix the thing all right i'm gonna get my rap mark out but you should hear me duck uh my boner's on public base now it's time to fight i got big plans i'm a pulling dexter my cops want to come again thank you thank you thank you oh it was [ __ ] good that was [ __ ] good all right all right all right i spit so fast they call me the chimpanzee peeling bananas swinging from trees [Music] that's a low blow dude that was great [Music] i'm on my way up i could climb mount rainier dance break i'm practically magic a regular harry potter here's somatic spell i'm going to be your father i i couldn't it auto filled it for me i'm not playing games i'm here to jerking off you can't touch me i'm [ __ ] myself jerking off everybody give it up for me and say yeah yeah i come yeah yeah you come no no it's yours yeah i'm giving it to dancebreak holy [ __ ] [Laughter] all right i'll try my best all right here i go i'm so hot i got sponsored by microsoft oh [Applause] ah your brain's a weak processor it's running very stupidly it's also really small just like your pee pee oh you never heard about the birds and corpse he brought it back baby yeah no i didn't agree i disagree rhymed it rhymed too yeah yes baby holy [ __ ] that is so much [ __ ] all right here we go you got this bro if you come at me you better bring cookies no because that's your mom's favorite ah oh this place is haunted by your rest we need some exercise wanna ride bikes that i did not write that i did not are you feeling okay because you're looking a little small shin you got no hair hair on that chinny chin chin oh god ted versus charming all right the century oh [ __ ] smells bad he can't [ __ ] sing all right need a [ __ ] rhinoplasty you should just go home and get in your toyota corolla took a pic of my boner in public should be in the mama i can read you like a book like the art of war but you don't even read you're going nowhere so why are you wearing a bow tie about to kiss my tootsie ass goodbye you're a rapper before you can't stomach hamburger eating dog [ __ ] before oh my goodness holy [ __ ] god bro okay okay okay you don't like this all right all right you're not in the pickle you're in deep goo you've entered my realm [ __ ] you're sliding right through i'm here entertaining you're out here dick tickling there's no clue there's no cure in my bars our slime's sickling you [ __ ] up the last bar though yeah you can't [ __ ] up the last bar you stuttered bro that's painful oh god just get out of here your rhymes are like ads for a vacuum they suck oh my god a mess like you wrote them with slime go wash your hands you've lost your color all right all right oh my god stick bro yeah that was a that was a close one [ __ ] oh my god money's on my mind yours is on mega blocks you can't let go of toys stuff your mouse with a just knocked you out cold and i see your lights flickering oh okay all right here we go where do you think you are where do you think you are election day are you joel osteen would you like to play you'll go down in one hit you might show your boner in public but you'll never fail and [Laughter] i won't say you're the worst that's too basic how about you go [Laughter] i put on my thinking cap for this one yeah i can tell you're not the boss of me not even my ceo i'm gonna [ __ ] you so hard you'll be saying oh look at you now thinking you're all beans on toast my [ __ ] is out and it's getting the most wow oh my god all right let's see what i can do hold up now just wait a second why are you using the knife [Music] damn that was crazy [Applause] [Music] [Music]

Channel: jschlattLIVE

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Rating: 4.9781532 out of 5

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Id: zvAfz8L_PzQ

Length: 24min 40sec (1480 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 27 2020

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[u/SGKKLNGGZ]

Song is called "Credits Rap", soundtrack of the game they're playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI4Y0hsrcaI