Acting challenges with Tommy are absolutely HILARIOUS

i hope you're ready for us some fun today that's how it goes we're just going to keep on sleeping boobs hey you're different just as you said it he just went with me when boobs and i went i'm also a large proportion of my viewers aren't actually subscribed i trust that you probably are but if you just scroll down and check that you still are that'll be really helpful because youtube unsubscribes you it takes five seconds and it really helps me out thank you i'm a fast food owner you're coming into my shop with one goal the goal being i don't know asking for all of the fries and then we just do it i'm tired of this society all right i'm murray and your joker let's let's do that's the first i'm back go i'm i hate society what is this i don't like society they don't treat me right society's okay joker no society ain't that bad you didn't you know you guys this is an improv this is role play no no no three three three guys died on the subway and you're laughing you're laughing society is is not so poggers society is progress there and that scene seen uncooked that's improv that's improv with a gun for the gods abbott so here's the bit all right jack manifold you are the cashier at a pizza restaurant you uh you're just working it's like 11 p.m and your shift ends at like midnight right so actually let's say it's like 11 49. tommy in it you are you are karen right and you've just found out uh you you are allergic to nuts and you are 100 sure your classic pepperoni pizza has got nuts in it and i will be the i will be the area manager for this store and i'm in the back and jack manafort you can call on me when you think it's time but uh yep and begin excuse me yeah yeah hi how are you excu the pizza's got the pizza is lumpy you know what lumps mean no no no no no please let me finish the pizza's got lumps in and the lumps have got nuts your pizza has nuts in it yes right now as far as i'm aware we don't actually put nuts in any of the pizzas no no no no no okay listen to me listen all right count down from f the pizza's got lumps in it no i understand what you're saying but i'd like to have a look at the pizza if that's all right just doing are you are you are you are you patronizing me no i'm not i'm just you haven't watched claims no no don't explain things like to me that all right listen to me i've walked this earth for 37 years i know a nutty pizza when i see one and this is a nutty pizza don't don't no no no no don't look at me like that i don't like i don't like it when you look at me like that because i can i can tell i can tell that you the pizza's got what's in it what's your name what's your name son it's it's dave david dave david david what a lovely name david [Laughter] david i'm gonna talk in a language you understand pizza this is pizza pizza has got lumps in it the lumps are hard with nuts i didn't want a nutty pizza today because i'm allergic to nuts now either no don't cut me off now either you're trying to kill me or i can't keep straight face when you do this i'm so good at keeping a straight face an improv and you just break me very good or you've done the pizza wrong so i'm gonna hand and you can't look at it because it or else i'm gonna find that patronizing now i want you to take this i understand you disappoint with the quality of the pizza who communicate with people that shout at me i'm not raising my voice as far as i'm aware we do not serve pizzas with nuts in them now i'm willing to have a look at the pizza and try and get to the point aware yeah that's that's brilliant i'm sure you have found nuts in your pizza i'm not accusing you of anything but i i wouldn't you're accusing me aren't you i'm not accusing you of anything you're accusing that's what you do now isn't it i'm not listen to me i'm not gonna have this now i'm gonna ask you real and i'm gonna i'm gonna be the i'm gonna be the bigger one here i'm gonna be polite i'm gonna ask that you go and get your manager all right is that is will that be easy enough for can you do that can you do that for me there's one thing for me can you do that right thank you okay hey hey seriously thank you look seven years well i've got to go in like five minutes mate there's a woman out front she thinks there's nuts in the pizza we don't put nuts and pizza i don't know what she's talking about well it's can you not can you not handle this i've got a lot of work to do no i i i was trying but she won't let me speak and she's asked for you excuse i heard i heard talking in the background is she behind the counter that's just me getting my manager love madam i'm gonna have to ask you to calm down if you could go back there are three things you've done wrong here one you've called me love and that's patronizing i won't be patronized because all right hold on let me let me let me just interrupt you can i interrupt you for a minute put me off right now i swear to god i'm going to call your manager i'm going to get you fired i am the manager i'm the area manager of this store that man the area manager what did you hear the tongue he used the the the language he swore at me i just want to say before you carry on uh we understand the problem you're having with the with the nut with the pete's uh the pizza with the nut in it uh we'd like to offer you yeah we'd like to offer you a free pizza so we can get it cooked up for you right now and pass it over to you well no this is a this is a this is a bigger picture problem because you your pizza companies you can't keep getting away with this because luckily i'm smart enough that i noticed the the nuts before i jumped into them but all the other other people my age especially people my age and listen to me both of you take it can you take a deep breath for me could you do that please thank you yeah can't countless go out it was a bit it was a mistake on our front you know big mistake a big mistake on our front and we'd like to offer you a free pizza and uh just i'll offer you up anything we can do to uh make your experience better well i'm just gonna first off you're gonna you're doing it the way you're talking to me now is really not that's right what you're doing now that's the right thing to do i have carried around for nine months not one not two but three daughters inside of my womb here's the thing where are you going with this i'm gonna teach you a little science lesson they've inherited my nuts allergy and deathly so i would like at least another three pizzas well they were going to eat this pizza so i would like a pizza for each of them absolutely miss we can get you we can get you four pizzas four pizzas one for one for you in three fields jack manifold you want to i'll play like a really backseat character again for this one jack manifold you want to return a game to the video game realtor game right and you you want to return and you are you are a classic nerd thinking stereotypical nerd right and you want to return this video game but it's very clearly called great steel car instead of grand theft auto it's very clearly not a real game you're trying to return tommy in it you work behind the till at game and you are trying to explain to him that there's no game called great steel car good afternoon i'd like to return this game please if if i'd like to return this okay oh let me have a look yeah that this isn't real what do you mean this isn't real this isn't real this is the 2007 classic grand car steel i think you're thinking of gta mate the the one with the gun no i'm not thinking of gta the game great car steal is purely focused on the theft of automobiles you've been how how long have you been going to game four son i've been going to game for a very long time i've been a loyal customer for the past you know what you know what mate i can tell from you from your from your breath this isn't real all right i've had three tattoos i know what's real just just because you do not know of the hit classic grand theft auto listen i've beat terraria twice past so don't talk to me i've beat terraria 52 times what did you kill the moonlight excuse me can i are you going to be done soon i want to buy this please i'm trying to return my copy of grand theft auto hey don't talk to customers sorry what was that i'm can i buy this game sorry i just want to i just i don't want to interrupt though what game is that yes um haze the hit shooter from 2006. you know you know what you're behind him you came to my head sorry did you believe me in the line and i would still not i've still not received my money i'm really sorry spoons bro this isn't what you're doing right now look i do not enjoy the same things as other people i do not want to go out to that rowdy establishment all right i would rather say my own health enough with the game don't call spoons around yeah leave spoons out of this don't because i'm on a higher intellectual level than you do not enjoy rowdy drunken entertainment does not mean that i can't simply enjoy my classic games and this game did not deliver the experience that i was expecting and i would like to have my funds returned i'll buy you give you 15 pounds and you can go to weatherspout and you can buy three beers on me all right on the tab i'll be buying a brand new copy of call of gamer well i'm not giving you the money for this that's not a real game yes it is the call of duty alternative alternatives modern warfare no i'm not thinking about the warfare modern warfare can i just leave the money on the counter and just don't know no no no you're behind me you're behind can you can you not can you not shout in the game because then the manager is going to wear then she'll come out and bring the manager no no you've showered at the poor ass it's all right hey it's all right if you cannot handle this sort of stuff then you shouldn't be buying video games anyway i just want to buy haze you're too young you you cannot play haze if you can't handle shouting like this then you cannot handle haze i'm 27. my name is nathaniel and if you dare call me nathan then i will see your manager all right okay that's very okay what's your gamer tag you don't you don't have to say out loud you can write it down on a piece of paper for me if you would that be i can tell this mine is minus friendly gamer whale 99. i've changed my head okay there take this take this your name is boobylaser24 i'll give you that in confidence i didn't want to say that aloud and you've just spoken to it in front of all these customers you're booby little 24. yes do you remember when we were hanging out in the xbox marketplace do you remember i don't know who you are i don't know who you are we fell in love you told me you told me i was the one for you oh you know remember you when we when we were sat there we were looking out and you said you said to me that you never wanted to see and spend time with another person like this again and i i believed you i was full because you never came back you left him on on red admittedly admittedly he got behind you told me you were a 31 year old man from from georgia why are you in this basing stoke game i moved can a man not move location just looks like me but with a big hat well without the hat you're not the same perhaps did it all for me i just don't know if i want to see you anymore i don't i don't want to know if you're a hat guy or not i just this game isn't real it's i can see the paper on it the game is very real to me listen pal stop it's nathaniel is it to me nathan i i don't think no no no don't you dare call me nathan i'm gonna give you five quid now i've lowered it from the fifteen quarters absolutely no i'm just gonna leave a hundred no no no no no don't go cause we're good because i'm gonna i'm gonna sell you he's gonna leave you a hundred pounds just let me take the game and i'll take that i'm taking it and there's nothing you can do and that's me right now i'm gonna clog your rep between the next watch on a playstation and crush your skull pal and that should be 400 right now you can't do that i what's the next scenario uh okay uh we'll do an airport we'll do an airport uh okay jack manifold you're you ha you have not got a character the character is up to you but you have one goal and that is to take a bite out of tommy's sandwich tommy you are we are all sat on one of those long benches right and all of our flights have been delayed by different times you know and we're all sat on the bench right tommy your one goal is is to have me get up and do a little dance in the middle of the in the middle of the waiting area right and my goal is i want jack manifold to shout i really love airports at the top of his lungs and all three of us are interacting we'll start off we'll start off with tommy tommy you kick it off so you two eh i'm um i'm going to uh i'm going to japan why have you just suddenly started talking to me i'm a social guy and i just love prawns i'm headed to um what's it called japan japan yeah you said yeah yeah i'm gonna go uh you wanna know i'm gonna go pitch my big idea to uh to the corporation does it involve prawns yeah yeah jell i tell it to you too all right but you can't i've got a pattern on it i'll sue you if you tell it you know you make it all right picture this picture shut your eyes fellas shut your eyes animal crossing yeah but it's only fish okay that that's my that's my pit do you but you go fishing in animal crossing what do the fish do do they fish no no no no you're fit everyone's a fish like i'll be a proud what's in that sandwich you've got oh i'll tell you now babe prawn and mayo oh and you got prawn in there it's it is golden you got prawn in that sandwich you got prawn in that sandwich yeah yeah i do oh mate mate i'm not right i know this is cheeky but i've got i i have had whatever this airport i've been sat here for the past three hours i've got a proper anchoring for prawn i went to i went into the wh smiths and it turns out my card's expired pal if i could get a bite i'd just be how are you getting on the plane then man if your cars are oh this is three i pay for it i like i've got it out the tin and i've carved it well you gotta let us have a go then that's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that i can't afford things like that i'm on me i'm on my ryanair flight to marbella that's that's cost me as much as me flying what is marbella you haven't heard of marbella well you're going to japan and you've never heard of marbella what is this guy on about right you're going to marbella hold on sorry i don't know your name fella that you you the the the brown eared one tell me you've heard of marbella of course i've heard of marble yeah what are you talking about most british people have been on holiday tomorrow oh my god this sandwich is so oh hey hey i have a question to ask you sorry the one the one going to marbella you you must you must like airports if you go traveling so much yeah i try to get out at least once a year yeah you're big fan of airports you imagine you like airports a lot oh not much of the sandwich left well to be fair luton wasn't a big fan of luton but heathrow ever since i started coming here it's my holiday yeah would you would you go as far as so you you love this airport yeah go on yeah maybe you should shout it you know tell the world you know why the would i do that well i feel like i feel like when you love someone or something you've got to let it know because you never have you heard have you heard that you love someone let it go no no no i'm thinking of the imagine dragons song um uh on top of the world this is a if you love somebody better tell them while they're here cause they just may run away i don't think heathrow's going anywhere it's one of the most lucrative airports in the whole no it's being signed being sold man loves prawns are you sure carver buy that i'm going to japan and i'm going to go to the nintendo store and i'm going to sell i'll speak to you all speak to your manager and i'll give you my game id can i at least have a taste of this prawns if you can peel one off the sandwich if you just peel one prawn off someone just want to give this a try because i'm a big fan you know what i'm you let me touch your hair i understand pod it's just okay why are you bombing it's not music it's stephen it's stephen fry rap in it it's not rap it's stephen fry sorry sorry sorry sorry are you sure this card because i'm starving and i don't have any more really i know i'm being cheeky i understand it well listen seriously i was i was i was made groove so you're gonna have to give me a hair touch for that all right hold on i'll be right back two things keep going keep going oh all right oh god this is a good song to prawn too right so no listen listen listen no don't you're gonna eat the thing you're gonna eat the thing all right fine fine fine go in front flips you can touch the top of my head for a if i could have a bite of that sandwich that's it whatever sorry you want you want you'll let me eh yeah quick if you touch it quick i don't have a bite because i'm starved all right we're going you know i have the rest of it pal oh no no no no yes please yeah well no i was just kind of either i noticed you got drake and chance the wrapper on this pal you got a groove too why have you got my phone [Music] before you go before you go come back but come back before you go before you go do you think you could just just there's a gentleman up there who really really wants to know your opinion on the airport could you shout it to him why oh my god some brothers don't leave me why would they're going to tell the story that things were different with me i know what i think of an airplane because does he work here yes yes he runs the census the airport census you have to answer it by law i'm not silly mate i've got three gcses oh wow um oh sorry i didn't know i was in the presence of an academic listen boys that's a voice she said do you love me i tell her only partly i only love my bed and my mum you know what before you go before you get before you go i love her and she said i only love mine please tell the man what you think of no absolutely we're gonna do it we're gonna do a break up okay a breakup jack you are my girlfriend hello and i am sound like that i sound like a mind turtle from asif movie jack i am your boyfriend you want to break up with me but i don't want to break up with you tommy you are the narrator you simply have to you are you have the omnipresent view of the situation and you are narrating tommy you start us [Music] jack is starting to cry oh a hunt baby what's wrong babe what's wrong i just don't know if i can do it do what we're at the zoo with what you like the giraffes what's wrong with the giraffes it's not the giraffe but you love you love giraffes they're your favorite look you always say you always say how you love how long their necks are and how you you just hate everything else about every other animal i do there's no animal that's good has a banging headache i just have a heart i have a horrible headache oh that's okay we can get you some water it's a hot day it's a hot day we'll get you some water look we can go to the zebra kiosk over there that will have some water i don't i hate i don't know oh i suppose yeah right now i'll go i'll go to the zebra kills can get you some water and bring it back to you don't have to go near the zebra as helena leaves jack knows that he has to do this now wait no i'm the woman i'm called helena oh my god i can be a guy called helena he he goes sasha oh you got a grip on me are you feeling better it's 29 degrees it's fine it's my headache's gone my headache's gone at me okay good good good why are you still crying is it are the giraffes not as tall as you hoped the giraffes are great i just like samantha whatever your name was um helen is very upset they've been dating for eight years and he can't remember her name i started off as a man but i've become a woman now that's keep going will's the woman on the block helena you're very upset because he can't still remember your name you know what actually sasha i can't do this you can't remember my name of the eight years well helen why just it's why not be helen helen has such a weird name it's helena like the greek name i think it's greek for this very occasion we flew into sunny skunthop for this exact thing i took you all the way from athens airport to newcastle international just so we could go to scunthorpe zoo and see your favorite giraffes and i i appreciate that but i what i don't appreciate is is is just the way you acted for the past five years i do i i took you to scum thorpe i know i appreciate that but the reason she wants to break up is because they want to go and see all the wonders of the world but he keeps taking it and i really appreciate and i know the giraffes and skunk thorpe are lovely but i really like to see paris hold on let me pull up the wiki travel scunthorpe article for you i know i show you this every evening but i feel like we need to go back over this i've seen it things to see norman b hall an english mansion built for sir robert sheffield to replace the 17th century property sasha hates gun thorpe and giraffe the trolleybus museum you know what you know you know what i've been lying i don't even like giraffes but that's the whole reason we're here i don't even care about the draft i just wanted you to be happy you you've been searching for an excuse to go to scum thought for years and i just thought i thought i found it in you well no one wants to go to skunkstop be realistic but you but you said how you love drinking you've told me night after night you've you've described to me the your favorite thing about giraffes your favorite kind of giraffe you've told me reticulated giraffes are your favorites and i i read i did the research and it just so happened that it perfectly correlated with scandal but when we met on that athens speed dating town hall gig we went to i and i asked you name of something you like and you enjoyed reticulated giraffes and i went that's that's that's the one are you an idiot because that was a joke helena knows that sasha has been cheating on her for the past four years but hasn't brought it up yet sasha whose zebra print boxes did i find in the bed yesterday the name is the name of the person you've been cheating on is grug you said you hate cyprus i find that prints be rel i i like to see the fact that their print is not on them and on clothing it means they were killed and dead i know you're lying fine fine yes i've been seeing someone else who is it their name is a man or a woman who's groggy grug i've been seeing grug him bro a man named grug the actor from the quid no he was played by nicolas cage in the film i'm talking about the real deal you're dating the physical embodiment of the elevated character greg how are you able to manifest concerns into the real world look when you've been going to scum thorpe for the past five years you you have a lot of time on your hands you have a lot i have a lot of things i'd like to do and honestly anything would take me away from scumthorpe i'll do but what about when we went to when we went to the uh uh i'm not interested right grimsby is no better we went to the battle when we went to the battle of britain memorial flight visitor center you told me don't be silly helena there's no way of resurrecting and manifesting cartoons into the real world that i believed you i didn't want to worry you i didn't want you to know about grug what about when we were at heckington windmill it's in the village of hackington this gunthorpe it's the only surviving exhaled windmill in the country it was that boring i don't even remember i was thinking about grog and his big strong arms used for clubbing clubbing tigers and bears how often did you think of him are you going tell me tell me honestly i need you i need you to look me in the eyes i need you if you've never told me the truth before i need you to tell me the truth now are you gonna go with grug yes you took me to scunthorpe for five years five years i've been going to skunktop you know well i went to i went to london with grug once right and i have more memories there than i do in the five years we went to skunthop goodbye sasha goodbye forever probably

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