YOUR PHONE IS WATCHING YOU | Simulacra

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to simulacra now simulacra is the spiritual successor and/or sequel to Sarah is missing the game about a phone and a girl who is abducted by a cult now I have a funny feeling that this game is going to be awfully similar to that yeah and I'm certain that it's going to be a lot of exploring a phone and seeing the world through the eyes of the horrible demon device in all of your pockets okay oh hello hint Toby's birthday well I don't know who Toby is and I don't know why I care about it well whoa okey-dokey hi you Sarah you simulacra okay I don't like to find Anna I don't know who Anna is and I don't know why I want to follow gang I've done me it's stupid I don't wanna well alright everybody that is the end of simulacra because I was clearly warned not to go find Ana and I am NOT going to do that alright fine whatever well that was a that was a thing huh well anyway let's go back oh please wait while we were okay do not switch oh okay all right okay all right well ain't this a handy dandy piece of software saved indeed they said you though and you're blocking my calls now where on earth are you Greg you're a little a little needy I need you need you to back off a little bit okay new message from Greg talk to him I'm gonna go here whoa ah that's not good okay I feel like I shouldn't be peering into this person's personal life but here I go hi hello hello myself and me a V log talking about a visa love my mind whatever comes no wrong answers nobody's gonna see this so oh look who's been pretty crazy lately and I just needed an outlet of sorts right of sorts this is supposed to be therapeutic I don't know first vlog hopefully not the last okay well it doesn't feel very therapeutic but whatever you say Ana i'ma try to see what Greg's up to Oh a little nerve like Merve Merve hey you still with your boyfriend come on Merv asking people are talking consider that the things you say might come off as creepy creepy I'm just speaking my MA nothing wrong with that isn't company policy to get to know your colleagues better as well that's not okay yeah but you need to tone it down way down telling me to wear my bareback dress because it looks hot is not appropriate you're making a big deal out of this I'm just being honest I can't even tell you you're pretty I don't get it you're Bo oh boy chill whoa boy I'm gonna be your giver for the gift swap you're gonna love what I have in mind for you Merv goddamn it Merv yeah you Merv the perv alright mom hey and I have these cookies they need to pass to you mom some other time I told you I have tiny shelters and played for food box finish stuff donate it why aren't you answering your phone mom I need some space so you only wanted to see me when you need something that's not true mom then why are you avoiding me I am NOT then let me come over on busy you're always busy we're like strangers well I just want you to be supportive of my decision that's all supportive oh boy you say as if I never do anything for you who paid your rent to tell me it's going to be good for you by the end of woody able to show all has to see your mother every once in a while find mom next time I promise good Anna oh boy Wow so is there anything important here besides BA whoa oh that's not good sorry I'm at work just want to drown everything out for a bit it's just every possible shitty thing that could happen happened at the same time and it sucks I know you're worried but I'm okay I'll call you soon I promise okay all right okay man this mother just looking at the time codes just like one after another after another oh boy there's some fighting going on I'll give you so much oh yeah yeah that's the way to get love extortion it's the perfect crime it's all right boy mmm guys like peering into phones like this I don't feel like I should be looking at this it seems like bad all right hello hello well that's uncharacteristic of mother there would be like paragraphs of that okay whatever right Ashley happened again long literally so I confronted him about something and he denied it true message corrupted select the words in the correct order to rebuild it I showed it to phone him I showed his phone through him and oh wait yeah well let's go back hang on let's go back I gotta go back I gotta go back I gotta go back so I took his phone and showed it to him ah I did the thing I did it I don't know the night it shows to the no way you look through his phone it's wrong and no don't do anybody what I'm doing your sushi okay Oh someone's doing some someone's cheating on somebody someone little [ __ ] okay all right Greg oh boy I got my calls will you please oh boy you are the one that went out of line yeah I know exactly what you're talking about Greg because I know what's going on here you went through my personal property I'm not even mad just disappointed by I know you what are you dad here so talk to me I can plan everything I look cool lady cool offers it's been a while oh my god you can't ignore me forever oh boy [ __ ] I get it [ __ ] it but I get it get back to me when you're ready I'm gonna give you a week okay I want to give you space Greg Greg is the most hilarious person I've ever heard [ __ ] it's so much I agree Greg I absolutely agree yeah let's see a new phone who is this who is this ooh you're good at me Ana Oh give me the silent treatment disappear now you forget I exist ana is currently unavailable well I should probably not say that I'm not who you think I am what are you rambling about if there's some kind of trick to stop me from reaching you you're better than the Santa I don't think I am you keep nagging me as the couple we need more so let's talk let's see why do I bother sounds like you and Ana got issues yeah what was that flicker about oh you're not Anna for real who is this you're not in a new fling or anything are you in case you were unaware we are dating let's see see let's see yeah I get it I don't know it's just kind of good I don't know if I should say that yeah I get it I get it yeah I get it so you don't know Anna why are you holding her phone then let's see the phone was left on my doorstep she left her phone for some Rando stranger weird why would she do that let's see uh I think she's in danger I think she's in danger yeah that sounds good huh is she okay let's see Anna left a weird video send me that video all right sure now whoa hey whoa whoa whoa hey buddy whoa wait how do I know what oh wait hang on this video send that one there you go did I do bad I don't know it's a good thing oh is this some kind of sick joke it's just a noise if you did something to him I swear to God look ah buddy let's see it's gone looks like it deleted itself that doesn't make any sense but it's the truth and the truth always prevails WTF man no oh okay all right bye Greg okay well anyway why are you not talking I can't make up what you're saying sure okay take it off silent mode or something it's my call not going through [ __ ] something came up I'll try again later okay all right you better answer okay all right Wow Greg what could be more important than your so-called girlfriend disappearing in some screws oh ah a dating app if it's a like swipe okay alright why am i dating on this phone why would this be something I mean if I'm on a snoop as much as I can on this phone I guess I have rather snoop real hard then okay alright let's see oh God who are these people if you sit oh boy hey cutie hey there I got a romantic proposition what is it if you sit on my face I will eat my way to your heart that is just the best man a real oh he's a writer always a writer oh that was something that he wrote oh we thought about that real hard Oh God Fred how many lobster dinners would it take to turn your bedroom into an acrobats gym hey I'm talking to you here is this what girls have to go through each and every day on dating apps just non-stop like torrents of [ __ ] opening up with one-liners about sex is that what it's about cuz I'm sorry tell me Anna what are you monday priorities movies yoga happy hour oh no response oh you need some rescuing sorry I was caught up with work I'm here but actually pick none of the above reading anything interested you pick up mmm philosophy ba ba ba ba ba ba ba meeting up wait Oh starting out with a lie probably not good agz Alex do good to be through it works at tea love grade volunteering at old folks homes adopting puppies and saving little kids from burning buildings ah that is too good to be true who the heck is next Dave like your pick on eat cookie dough some time together I mean you want to go out some time together you there Wow Dave that you won't be disappointed okay all right anyway okay goodbye Edwin hey hey animal lover you have won yeah cat love la blaw whoa ba ba ba ba right ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba huh no response there that's weird hope your standards are lower than mine that's not that's not off to a good start there Edwin I'm sorry about that oh you like to travel your name should be wander woman come on not even a pity laugh come on there we go got it nailed it man I'm so good about this why is there a restore tool on this phone in the first place I that's what I don't even know hey Taylor I'm gonna respond to you for I'm not Ana right now this is some weird roleplay thing cuz gosh god damn it I'll be your nurse for tonight baby yeah you can tell me to shut up all night long does my nurse have a name Oh Desiree mmm yeah I'm dead that sounds desirable wait oh that's not good this role-playing thing doesn't sound like you at all oh sorry I couldn't resist I know you couldn't be Anna can't fool me no sir sorry are you really Oh Anna and I don't know each other okay that's weird and you're having your phone because it somehow landed on my doorstep and I'm gone through it like a creepy weirdo okay it's kind of creepy this guy knows me real good Oh like you wouldn't do the same come on right that's cool as long as you return the phone or you're gonna return it right yeah if you know where she is or if you know where she is the whole point of spark is to meet the girl I haven't reached that part yet then try it for weeks or was pretty sure my catcalling line work don't you agree wait wait what can't go okay anyway all right let's see your jokes are terrible yes harsh not for you anyways you wouldn't get it no you know I don't get it I'll let her be the judge okay put a good name for me if she comes back it's Taylor Barrera tell her I'll be waiting all right whatever why will you be waiting check out my updates I don't think I wanna do that that was boring can I check out my reviews I don't think I wanna ah yes hell yeah yeah oh okay wiping yep yep yep yeah purrs yup Rooney yep did it but Oh try updating your profile you're here too so don't judge okay I'm gonna edit my profile and see my name is my name is my name is squirrel my age is 69 hell yeah works at a boy rod an undergrad at mom's house good one tagline bag line is oh boy sorry alright and even less than a rebound or a hookup please look elsewhere I'm looking for the real thing got ants in my pants and I'm ready to dance haha that's just a euphemism to suggest that I have multiple forms of sti's just one of the upfront and honest with you all I figure that the truth is better than a harsh reality on the other side of the bed oh boy okay we're done nailed it oh yeah love that love that okay love that wait personal growth gaming art and crafts alright nailed it no matches near you done okay alright squirt out baby I guess oh [ __ ] who are you who are you say something nice okay uh hey alright goodbye Stephanie whoa another girl maybe did I get my settings wrong let's see you swipe right didn't you ha got him got him yeah but it wasn't really looking who I was swiping lol since we're here tell me something what's it like spark everyone here sucks really my sister told me is pretty much 50% lame jokes and 30% unsolicited dick pic aren't you scared let's see I have a friend follow you kinda sucks the fun out of dating isn't it no kind of I guess gosh what am i doing worrying so much I have this fear that the person I'm talking to is not who they say they are ah let's see it's a possibility I'm not gonna go too into too many details about what it would be that would suck so much to find out how do people do this let's see you won't know till you tried it no you think so I mean what is the worst that could happen right you could be kidnapped and then your phone could be corrupted by demons famous last words okay you're scaring me now I think I'll just stick to speed-dating all right good good luck to you All Right see ya anyway mark you're a dick that's not an eye you there let's see no the phone is still with me oh Jesus Oh God let's see hey cool name where did you get it squirt let's see I hated my previous name so I changed it to squirt oh my god how about it people are goddamned chatting with me change it it can't be that bad what was it before hey new haha I'm funny watch me up too you know what you won't believe me if I told you now I'm gonna leave it at that all right what do I got here huh let me go back into my what is this chat audio sorry I'm at work just know I know that one Oh what do we got here oh [ __ ] oh debt alright why was that a thing there it didn't but whatever you say okay all right me uh-huh nice nice nice good great awesome love it okay all right good bye what else we got your camera whoa-oh-oh-oh that's no good there's no good at all all right what's this who's this that's you is that Greg Oh Greg looks like a real charmer hi Greg hi Greg hi Greg okay tea coffee food face Greg hand looking weird weird Falls oh here we go Greg possessed by demons okay what do we got uh image karuppa Ted select the fragments in the correct order to rebuild the image I don't know dropped it in the first place Greg Greg kissy coffee lookee smiley what do we got here oh yo got it okay got that good that's oh hey happy birthday to you okay party selfie stairs food carb what at whoa friend all right fries other friend door Pam got it okay all right then who's taking this picture wait is it friend taking the picture is it like two pictures of a friend friend friend wall glasses ice cream mochi or whatever no macaroons dessert coffee dough okay friend friend Tobias cat cat cat bath towel and restored rampe got it nice working out nice hello okay that's all I fixed them I guess all right whatever doodlee doodlee doodlee do what's in a surfer oh no I got nothing about that let's see girl loses her phone gotta be more to the novel now why wouldn't antic all her own phone by now did you check her text messages let's see not sure if Ana wants you to know about her messages not that she wants me to know about her messages oh where is your certificate permission oh god damn this guy reads me like a book tell me what's on her phone and maybe you can figure things out let's see Greg is looking for her huh Greg's your boyfriend let's see her boyfriend huh got ya she never told me that well yeah that's gonna happen more reason to her right I got competition anything else still working on it I got no idea what's going on so I get it it must be packed with juicy details nothing much to go on for now mmm okay bud time for the next level you're gonna dig a little deeper is your email open or what does she like on jabber buddy I'm already on this privacy doesn't even exist to me it's not even in my vocabulary all right Snoopy do your thing if you don't want to find a table all right okay all right I don't know why trust you Taylor go to hell I guess all right try me Oh God I'm trying to find a missing person okay anyway see ya whoa wait is this a prank yeah it's a prank okay anyway my own livestream or something I'm it yes why don't you answer it I'm trying serious okay uh-huh say something okay I tried you've been reported for negative attitude what's all right well anyway I've been reported so I guess that sucks for me all right why to fear are you like let's see you're not speaking can you relax I only hear I hear only noise ah we're wasting time whoever you are I need you help this is bad she's not answering her door and she isn't at work right now and always notifies when she isn't coming in even when she's five minutes late uh well she did lose her phone hmm pretty sure she'll find a way to call the office this time around not a word it's not like her at all this video you claim to see you sure that's Ana let's see Ana the girl the pretty girl with the thick eyebrows yep only with me oh yeah I don't want to say that see uh and it's a girl on wallpaper right let's try to be the least creepy about this and she didn't say anything about where she is or what happened to her let's see she said don't find me yeah she said don't find me that's weird what the hell I swear if you're making this [ __ ] up damn it let's see does she actually want to talk to you who are you exactly I'm gonna pretend like I don't know let's see okay I realized how this all looks I'm Greg summers and his boyfriend we had a small disagreement now she's not talking to me and now she's kidnapped right sure whatever you say Greg yeah whatever you say all right anything in her phone that indicates where she might be her jabber she updates it all the time can you take a peek at it see where she went no let's see you want me to stalk her no that's no good okay something might happen to her all right it's just a peek to her jabber and we can practically track her just to see if everything's all right all we need is one face-to-face conversation with her Oh how long has she stopped talking to you how long can I stop talking to you weeks we had a disagreement mmm okay I'm just being the good guy okay that's not a good story tried to give her her space she treats me like I don't exist well maybe it's for the best hands getting on my nerves uh you think maybe she's moved on I kind of saw her all her um dating profile doubt it she wants to break it off she could at least say it to my face let's see she has spark installed on her phone I'm sorry you had to find out this way sorry you had to find out you're kidding me she's already moving on and she matched with anyone yet let's see how is this relevant this is not relevant to the current conversation stay on topic frag we had one fight this bastard got a name [ __ ] Taylor he sounds so handsome I don't know I will deal with it when I find her I think jabber is our only option just look through it and tell me the last post she did can you check it herself she blocked no that's not good I can't see [ __ ] yeah there's no way to circumvent being blocked yeah be quick about it I'll be I'll be the quick is just absolutely okay talk is cheap share your conversation share your moments I don't wanna oh no I forgot about password said I'm a reset it Oh Toby's birthday I don't remember this one eight seven dumb nah man I forgot what it was already one eight six nine oh no one eh oh boy huh oh boy I used to know this I used to know this I I thought I did stuck at the email need your help what's her passcode let's see her password is some dudes birthday probably a dog probably not some dude probably dog did she who is she somebody named Toby Toby's a dog damn you scared me Here I am thinking she's talking to another dude it's her oh never mind then cat she loves it more than anything I can't remember its birthday though let's see I need it to help you I'm working on it okay okay I think she took a picture of it oh wait a minute wait a minute I'm on this oh I'm already on this okay so the birthday party I think that was one of the ones that I fixed oh happy birthday 18 July 1807 got it I probably should have remembered that from the very beginning of this but I didn't because I'm stupid alright 1807 1807 ah why is my nose running hang on I got Chipotle napkin just for this occasion perfect okay all right ooh reset password reset that and I'm gonna reset it to something like but Dix or something along those lines it's usually what I get what's your pet's name it's Toby indeed what's your mom's maiden name wait I I have conversations with mother let's see Lauren Hardy I'm gonna go with Hardy I think Hardy might be the one oh come on okay let's try Hardy got it nailed it best was your favorite movie oh titty sprinkles I don't know about this one well you gotta find it what's my favorite movie uh okay Greg let's see let's see do you know Ana's favorite movie if we're back on speaking terms what kind of boyfriend are you hey I know the important things all right and yeah I don't need you judging me right now why do you want to know her favorite movie let's see the last security question for Jabbar oh so you sell clothes hmm Oh unusual login Nintendo her best friend Ashley might know texture but do it as Anna she might freak if she finds out a stranger is using in his phone so let's keep this under wraps let's see how I can't lie about this kind of thing they are both close if she knows you're a complete stranger she might not give you anything it's easy just get what you need and no one else needs to know what happened ah okay all right I got a trick Ashley I don't feel good about that hey a she flashy boy that's that doesn't sound good I don't think that's ever happened ever in the history of ever in this guy okay all right I'm gonna go all right hi Ashley yeah no oh my god you won't believe what I just saw you can't tell anyone I told you I can't guarantee I can't guarantee okay I know you're sick of talking about Greg but I saw Yolanda at my building holding a Farris and Kane Footwear bag okay all right this is good and juicy so I walked up to her played it cool pretend to ask for a card and stuff right turns out that skank buy stuff for other people I didn't realize a job like that even existed sounds kind of lame don't you think sucks the fun out of shopping like what if you want to return something you return it to them or they will return it on your behalf shopping is pretty straightforward why would anyone complicate things also she looks fine I don't think she's maybe she dealt with it okay I don't know what that's about you're right I don't want to hear about that okay let's go without and since it's the only choice sorry last time I promised okay you wanted to say something I'm feeling like girls night tonight hells yeah oh boy all right we'll get some oh boy hang on wait no wait hang on wait I hope this isn't time-sensitive hang on we'll get some what do we eat together what do we often eat right we don't eat anything samosas okay they they eat a lot of ice cream so I'm gonna go with that we'll get some ice cream and put my favorite movie on a dog's purpose again ice cream does sound amazed although okay all right a dog's purpose is your favorite one but I can't tonight piles of to Do's next time pinky promise speaking of dogs I'm a shower now I smell like a wet one okay goodbye all right I got it a dog's poor fios hope I can smell purpose correctly all right uh dogs verb perfect easy I'm a spy practically I got the gift of gab all right how do you want to warn drugs as a bit of whatever I don't care about this all right what's going on here is there some like Easter egg thing god memes Oh God wait is that a picture oh that's a picture for manna okay hang on and and oh boy man was weird wait what whoa hey wait a minute I didn't do that I didn't do that I didn't I didn't do that what the hell I didn't post that when is a get posted and also wait a minute okay all right well then oh all right hang on wait there's something anything that tells me more about Anna us tells us what are you talking about what the hell is happening here let's see see something weird just happened yeah some weird just happened know what it was you got through jabber mmm what do you see she literally just made a new post awesome send it to me all right jabber pictures okay all right then it was this one I think I think it was that one yeah that's her place so she's at home then why isn't she answering maybe she's still there should have known I'm gonna go there also what the hell is that knocking sound who's weird let's see I'm gonna go have a look it's gonna take a while so stay put okay all right well oh hey hey hey need your help sorry you're jabber Poston looks like you're home I want to check something let's see shoot shoot ah okay Oh remember I told you about my watch can you check if it's at your place I can't seem to find it let's see where did you last but it check by the sink oh I remember taking it off in the bathroom and I'm gonna take some time to look by guess vlogger who a new one okay all right so we were on the phone for hours and I only said like two words and like a good bestie I sat through the entire thing what it is about her in guys she's always self-conscious about like that with Greg should I be I mean he's been good to me I guess hmm that's confusing also what kind of question is that I've no I'm not 100% sure what you're trying to say there okay jabber knew jabber I don't know what that is are you very careful business under the desires all around security I have no idea I don't know anything really okay that didn't work tell us all right let me try to see can't find it I look to spend a minute can't find it no worriers just let me know if you see it kay okay all right then guess everything's good okay spark you tell us it see interested in raiding or arell okay goodbye and a block my card so immature so I should get my guest copy to work I need to register as a guest but they need an authorization codes it has to be done three Ana's phone ah I see I understand okay tech Titan conduct okay this is a security company you have to text people using okay this feels this feels nice doesn't feel good make sure to enter my full name well what's your full name wait what's your no eyes that's not right hang on here no that's not right either hand contact received from Greg what's Greg's last day I don't remember what Greg's last day but is what's Greg's last day contacts here we go crash Greg Sommers okay got it nailed it got it okay got it hello um hello Anna how can we help invite guests invite Oh No invite guests Greg Sommers this seems like a bad idea but I'm doing it anyway all right oh that looks fun okey-dokey then I'll use that I guess okay don't make me wait goodbye really al but there we go are you happy now you're in her place and I don't know if that's a good thing it works in the lift now can't believe my card won't work anymore she gave me this uh to me on our first anniversary said I earned a frequent flyer card god I hope she's home well I'm sorry about that okay all right okay all right then all right you tell us uh okay never mind then okay see but something's wrong I'm at her doorstep something's wrong doors are already open I can hear someone inside doesn't sound like her I'm going in well good luck take lock take lock in care okay there was this voice for a sound [ __ ] I'm recording this okay TV cats gone 200 OOP anything that stands out I guess place is a mess there's stuff all over the floor she's really fussy about keeping things organized a robbery the laptop is still here nothing else is missing let's see what did you hear I have no idea what I just heard listen for yourself Oh like this yeah kind of creepy yeah kind of creepy okay kind of creepy her laptop is still warm it's jabbered she definitely poses something rip here then where the hell is she her notebook is here too I want to take a look all of this just doesn't feel right something weird is going on yeah no joke damn it all right it's ghost daffodil there's a reasonable explanation for this and it's obviously ghosts yeah well tough luck nothing is reasonable so far wait all right maybe this is John something happen Oh tell are you are you trying to delete Ana's phone Oh me bleed what I'm not doing anything Oh did you do something will you dare delete anything we need as much info I'm on a clock here time factory reset oh the hell calm the [ __ ] I am calm you're the one panicking here tell me what's happening you said data is reset or something how did that happen let's see it's from Ana's laptop just go there okay let me check her laptop oh [ __ ] let's see I see it too oh good job you sent emoji it's let's see how the [ __ ] that Apple I didn't touch anything let's see uh start talking and start helping okay okay don't remember how this works go come on let's see tell me what you see boy oh boy oh boy oh boy I see it oh [ __ ] me oh tonight Oh No Oh Oh her cat's name her company's name for iris oh boy ah okay alright uh Toby that's not right Toby her comedy his name Oh No huh-uh Tobuscus oh boy toe butt hole nope Tobuscus robustus Oh Oh too late uh well I'm John bucket book I'm Bob owned okay well boned [Music] I don't think that was how how in the world would you be able to do that I didn't write down boy it's not like I wrote down everything that's just impossible well [ __ ] this fan wants to warp squirt this baton belongs to squirt the whole sorry squirt free Fulton sorry squirt Fraenkel been that way in of squirm cream pulp then sorry I misspelled it Fraenkel thing hello warframe tendon okay let's get started how old am i 69 where's your arm country region the mound the Mon I'm on the Mon new user Oh I'm very experienced I want to manually configure everything I would like to backup often like to sleep later early I like to sleep early favorite kind of smell punch and that's not its spell pungent see what part of the animal do you prefer to eat Oh give me the sweet ass tell me about your saddest moment in life I am a living I'm a living rain cloud of despair all right there you go if everyone can only tell the truth all the time do you think this will make it worth a world a better place or a worse place better do you swear to tell the truth no would you rather know the date of your death of the cause of your death I'd rather know the date would you rather lose all your mind or all your limbs Oh each I don't want to lose my mind I guess I'll go limbs if you look right behind you would you rather see a floating disembodied head or a headless body whelp I guess I'll take the headless body can you touch your hair like sure can yep I can yeparooni so you agree to surrender all your personal dated IRA oh boy of your experience and others would decline but if we know more about the user we can help them find it don't you agree decline too bad Fran - then that's not good thank you your phone oh thank you Looney Tunes up okay alright welcome hi squirt three Fulton alright okay always watching over you oh this is lovely okay hi squirm welcome to chats one year free yearly subscription fee I hope to get squirt 49 [Music] all righty then real happy about that let's set this one okay open nope not gonna do that no I'm just gonna go to my phone contacts in their recent called 9-1-1 please hello this is an automated police emergency response your call is important to us sorry all of our operators are currently busy your call is important alright anyway that didn't help anybody okay I'll open it on fire wow you are you safe are safe you hmm I don't like this thank you all nur I'm fine everything's fine unlikely for long it's boredom oh do not you need you need to tune it up like this at all like it oh let's see woah you're the only one speaking era apparently fancy yeah well here its own okay hold nur do not believe it I like the way you type all creepy-like it's good Lukas resistors words okay all right I see resist why what what's happening it's image it's a wine see you must have seen okay all right this is something's wrong are you not in nah no I'm not oh wait sorry you are not in oh okay all right well you nailed it on the head there that's definitely not me this is not Anna no now and aha see she will be gone soon I don't know why you're talking like a ghost that's it how do I find her it depends on it you will find her and find me I didn't work out at all let's see ah find her and you will find me nope god damn okay how about that find me and you will find her nor you das Frick who will find her okay got it nailed it I'm the best all right okay if not oh look at that I really don't want to look at this I'd really rather not look at this to be perfectly honest [ __ ] I did that wrong how about you you you and you got it now that doesn't make any sound I don't even know what that is that's just a normal picture of a skyline on thing is what's it seems nothing oh nothing nothing is what it seems alright huh well I really [ __ ] it up didn't I didn't seem good okay alright if the data's gone I'm gonna [ __ ] kill you alright everything is fine in now thank God Oh God you [ __ ] scared me I thought we're gonna lose our progress I don't know don't worry I fixed it so wink Winkle Winkle liar you're just as panicked as me this is too much weirdness for one day okay here it is I found something on her laptop Horne stash that's usually what you'd find there is a time and place for everything this is not unlike you I could actually found something useful there are some phone data backed up one here another one at her workstation that means her stuff might you know I don't like that we work with what we have I'm restoring it from her laptop firt let's see I'm not so sure something bad has happened well yeah I mean obviously I can feel it so don't you back out now okay Greg alright whoa whoa easy there so okay Oh oh nice got it nailed it okay should be done now I guess did you get it no I got it Jesus Christmas I don't wanna go through all that well else is there new wait a minute wait what was that picture that I just saw wait a minute I thought I saw a pregnancy test there is no it's a picture of a pregnancy test hang on wait a second here yeah something's funkalicious huh what is that Paris and cane extension 404 woods should I be writing some of this stuff down because I'm not Oh Farrah sim cane extension oh four oh five Yolanda okay that was someone that Ashley was talking about but I'm not sure what that is okay weird no there's gonna be a [ __ ] isn't it you you there we go inconclusive have to try again tomorrow who whose picture is that why is it a picture of someone's phone oh wait a minute that's that's a picture of Greg's phone weird okay bloggers all right what do we got here from the university to the school of veterinary science we ought to inform you that you have not been shortlisted blah blah blah we thank you blah blah blah they didn't even say why and they have to take three months for this okay all right sorry well you don't get to be a vet I'm very sorry about that yeah I guess okay any new history nope okay all right new mail I guess study leave Faraday safety that's the name of the company but oh well I'm not gonna relearn and it's gonna fail again rainforest god there's so many other pieces of information how would he be able to remember any of it Oh Hannah looks like you were most receiver for the next week's company oh god Merve Merve I don't want to oh wow tell me your body size and I will pick the perfect grass for you I don't like that that is terrible make sure to give me your bust waist and hip measurements oh boy oh that's that's the worst thing that's the worst thing ever that is literally the worst thing okay alright dice roll when your life is worth money okay oh boy is the kidnapping for ran all right leave chance to I don't you know that's that's not good either man none of that's good boy okay all right then what else we got Taylor recovered I don't even want to know about that Titanic what it's my icebreaker haha funny no what is this don't be I've got my eyes on you you're everything that I see I want your hot love and emotion and this D I can get over you you left your mark on me I want your hot love and emotion and this we [Music] okay all right well okay all right you sing okay all right well then bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla tell us I'm not gonna talk to you I don't even care about that I don't even know if I want to look at these okay what's this cat's birthday yesterday well you did remember you knew Greg you knew the birthday when is your birthday ah that's what that picture was who the hell is Malanda who they'll is Jolanda okay alright then you look through my phone I knew something was up oh boy I made a mistake I can explain she was the client I need for the last month's target she meant a few times she's persistent okay it's unreal I told you I'm not allowed to just get rid of clients that doesn't mean you're not allowed to [ __ ] clients okay I don't know why you needed to send that in a voice message but okay she was the last close I need I know it's hard to believe okay alright that's not a disagreement Greg I don't know how to break this to you softly Greg but that ain't that's alright anyway alright boy do you Anna take two buys the cat as your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold from this day forward for better for worse for richer for poorer in sickness and in health until death do us part yeah yes I do I don't think you want to marry a cat all right anyway back of rocks back of bricks made of the poop they dry out okay all right all right okay all right wow that's a lot of there's a lot of a lot of poop references there but I guess all right poop poop is the word of the day apparently okay hey um god I just read my text I am so so sorry can you do me a favor and just ignore all of it how do we bit too much to drink last night and I have no idea what I was saying I'll make it up to you okay I'm going back to sleep so I'll catch you soon all right okay all right weird but okay all right I think that's all there is to check up on so there wouldn't be anything else okay Greg all right I am well informed uh this is so wrong yeah that's how I feel harder percent through and through we got this far we just need to keep pushing all right Greg I trust you there's something else I was looking through a notebook is it the porn strache did you find the porn stash is there something you were not telling me let's see what are you implying sir it says in her notebook that she met someone on spark didn't you mention that she matched with some people on spark yes I did yeah it's Taylor I told you that so you've been talking to this guy all the time how much have you told him let's see I was very selective you better not be lying did you anyone ever taught you not to trust everything people say especially it's from online for the basic common sense let's see you're a stranger till and he sings so beautifully I am her feeting bar friend so you better stop listening to his crap and do as I say stay on the line I'm gonna make some calls get to the bottom of the spark thing okay all right anyway I'm going to spark hey it's wrong to share personal info that was why was there mmm today's gonna be an interesting day I can feel it haven't seen you for a while where you been yeah where you been it's not like to miss you to mr. Jim I am film I am fine just got caught up with work that's all going to take a short break don't worry about me what you know front a stranger anything just put some okay I guess she's all right let's see I wish that was true I wish it upon the stars you know maybe you're overthinking it maybe she just want to be left alone don't do that Wow no wonder you're single fine I'll work on my puns a bit more so what happened exactly the Greg checkered house or something about the post let's see well wait what wait wait how do you wait do you know wait did you who's smacking their lips over there don't do that don't do none of that don't do that he did but no sign of her and I would have called her phone by now she's okay okay and somehow she makes a post exactly the same time as when Greg is checking in on her doesn't sound a bit strange Occam's razor akhom let's see the simplest answer is most often correct yeah they're all the same thing right so let's say hypothetically there's a possibility that Greg somehow did something bad to Ana and he's hiding it from you and oh just a random thought what if Ana is deliberately trying to get away from Greg maybe he bombarded her with calls and messages to the point where she just went screw it and chucked the phone away [Music] I don't know about that let Greg know the phone is okay alright I don't know okay alright whoa oh whoops that's not what I wanted okay I don't know why you had to send it audio message about that let's see go think about it what kind of person in Greg is let's see he's kind of a dick and is a pretty sweet gal why would she date someone like him being verbally abusive is not far from being physical well okay all right hang on a second here Taylor excuse you all right is there something else that I can I guess I have to just talk to this guy all right whatever let's see imagine he got blocked from her apartment if they are indeed lovebirds at most he won't have the keys but by getting blocked as a strong word maybe she is keeping him away the phone Santa was almost deleted when he checked her laptop this is troubling he's trying to obstruct justice I think he's hiding something big in the phone otherwise why would he delete the phone's data let's see I don't think he did it I don't think it was him said every guilty person ever all I'm saying is I think there's a more to Graig than he's leaning on again hypothetical what else he told you he told me you actually met Anna if I met her our job would be done and I wouldn't be talking to you right now don't you believe me not even a little bit no I do not well you're not making this easy it's way easier to prove that you met someone then you haven't met someone you can trust me scouts honor I think we need to before we move on you need to confront him call him out let's see I got a new batch of phone stuff to look at all right did I like a great he's hiding something I can feel it if he did something to Anna we need to know what it is remember to get your facts straight and ask him about his actions and behavior maybe you'll slip up and tell you something we don't know okay all right then all right get to the bottom of the spark thing let's see Greg I need to ask you something what let's see Oh I can't see what's at the bottom I don't know no let's talk about Anna's place what about Anna's place let's see did you activate the phone reset I told you I didn't do anything are you calling me a liar if I wanted the phone erased why the hell do i back up the phone for you let's see because you screwed up the only one screwing around is you why the sudden interest in me this is not the time to be pointing fingers ah here I am busting my balls to find her and you are accusing me let's see what are you hiding I hope you're done wasting my time let's see let's talk about your attitude come on let's talk about that what about my attitude huh what about my tune I don't have time to deal with your feelings right now let's see you are verbally abusive mmm sometimes you come off as rude I am really stressed out over here okay I'm not sugarcoating anything for you just deal with it let's see you didn't header did you hey hi hey do farm man I'm sorry I did not lay my hand on her I would never physically arm Anna ever what about emotionally what about emotionally maybe she's running from you let's look at the facts huh she didn't show up for work and she's not at home is she hiding their job and family as well she is missing Sarah is missing not running okay all right sorry about your relationship with Anna so you're a shrink now yeah what's there to talk about us see why did she block you from her apartment we had a fight okay how would I know she would block me I just need to check if she is at home let's see sounds like trouble it's still Breaking and Entering Hey Hey you helped at the very least you are in a accomplice what's with all these accusations make your point let's see you're not being completely honest with me you are a random person who somehow got Ana's phone I'm not telling you any more [ __ ] you have nothing on me so if you want to start pointing fingers make sure you have proof why are you so defensive looking for Ana I believe this is her number yes this is detective Marilla from the Police Department received a report from one of your neighbors she mentioned that there was a suspicious-looking guy entering and exiting your residence can you confirm if this is true call us if you wish to report a burglary thank you and good day mm okay all right well I don't think see the thing is I don't actually think that greg has like he's he's obviously messed up but there's this clear scapegoat he's just worried about Ana and trying to get back to her even though he [ __ ] up like he definitely [ __ ] up by [ __ ] Yolanda but uh yeah there's more to this than than meets the eye definitely what if I didn't but if I just went on living a lie and he can do it looking me dead in the eyes God and he hasn't stopped texting any sense what what does that mean does he still love me then why would he you know what I hope it's positive I hope she's pregnant yeah he always wanted a family no everyone's happy hmm okay everyone seems real happy new everyone's real happy okay what's that's not a random thought what is Greg killed Ana well maybe kill is a strong word but what if he hurt her or something and tried to cover it up and all you hear from him is a lie huh nah Taylor you're getting a little now you're overreaching let's see I'm not even gonna talk to you about that you're overreaching a little bit here all right well anyway I got nothing on him why do I need to tell you this I'd all right are there and I left him because he cheated all right okay haha caught red-handed this or red fingered because it's in text okay that sounded weird now that I typed it out it was the unlucky girl Yolanda why do you why am i telling all these details I got nothing else to do god exotic name you know that sounds like a motive to me messy breakup fight things got violent who knows I think you should call her and ask if she knows anything about Greg like a second opinion get it straight from the source let's see it's too scandalous for my taste I'm gonna do it anyway but all right I think it's time to give him what he deserves remember we are here for Ana this is necessary I might find you a lot of why am i okay all right well I'll find ulanda then Yolanda hey yo yeah Yolanda not here wait extension Oh 405 wait wait wait wait my brain is connecting something here wait hang on I've almost got something yet okay hang on extension Oh 405 Ferris and Kane okay all right hang on wait okay and this look up Ferris and Kane oh let's the ferris and Kate here hey hey okay hang on I can do this I could yes [Music] okay again welcome to Ferris and Kane your personal shopper directory press 1 to request for a shopper press 2 to ask about being a patron press 3 to find out more 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extension don't worry as it happens at all the time I want to talk to you about the [ __ ] was that was anything was that was that in the game was that in the game I legitimately thought someone was but it wouldn't have happened because chica would have barked she could get over I'm so stupid was that in the gamer was that oh what can I do for you officer let's see Ana has gone missing huh but I don't even know her something is not right who is this did Greg put you up to this oh you know it's illegal to impersonate a cop right yeah he did that Greg he's such a wily fella damn piece of trash what did he do now let's see so we both agree on something wink wink wink wink so he ruined your life too what else is new look if you're looking for dirt on Greg I'm not getting involved with him again let's see he just broke into Ana's apartment whoa hold up time out are you telling this right let's see it's true 100% oh I see it now if you're implying that he actually did something Nana I highly doubt it he didn't even have the balls to break up with me face to face he's too [ __ ] to even be a criminal let's see so you two dated huh more like side girl booty call see he cheated oh yeah I am all in for some casual fun but having a girlfriend all this time that's a low blow when she find out about me all hell broke and I ended up being the other girl okay let's see did he get violent mmm god no he's not the hitting kind when it comes down to making a choice of course he went for Anna and I get the half-assed voicemail brick up okay that's interesting that adds the new death hey Yolanda got your text so you know now that the scare is over I think we should stop seeing each other like immediately it's not just that it's it's been fun but I haven't been completely honest with you I have a girlfriend and I want to make things work with her yeah we agreed to keep it casual right I hope you're not mad or anything yeah no our feelings this [ __ ] sucks all right well that's stupid let's see I Sam and a new light it is true 100% I hope it's a piss colored [ __ ] stain light at the end of the day he still cares about her if only he knows how to show it now everyone thinks I'm a bad person I don't see he fooled all of us if I knew he had a girlfriend I would have stopped in Italy stupid babe I hope that was helpful it sure was I got to get back to work now oh okay Greg cheated on you Ana with Yolanda whoops nope that's not what I wanted okay what's this I miss the days where opinions can only go for as far as you go well that's a thing you know I'll be right back what no whoa what is your deal seriously where is your head at whoa whoa that's not what I wanted yeah what Yolanda just called me well all right hang out I'll go deal with this huh did anything happen while I was gone I have no idea probably all right what have you got there is a reasonable I just want to know the full story that's all yeah no I don't care about your excuses you have crossed the line good sir she is pissed a goose and you brought her into this mess let's see I had to be sure I had to be a hundred percent sure my personal affairs has nothing to do with you whoop-dee-doo you cheated on Anna now that it's out in the open would you stop digging into my life and get back on track only because you asked so nicely just stop and use your head for just one second have you ever considered that what's-his-face form spark is just [ __ ] you around come on what do you really know about him let's see he makes a lot of lewd jokes what kind of nut case will joke about something going someone going missing it's like he lacks any kind of empathy he did sidetrack the investigation so pointing the finger at me was his idea all along and you said that I'm the one with things to hide I won't be surprised if he had some kind of a criminal record he's just eccentric well I'm not taking any chances with him look what I found Oh spark related crimes Sora's increasing number of felons use dating apps to target victims well it doesn't sound good dating apps have been linked to more than 500 crimes several arrests seems like everyone's just trying to and national sex felon website NSFW huh okay alright then I see [Music] okay what do we got here who's on the west okay first name let's try through Greg Sommers no Greg Greg Sommers no records found all right that's good that's a good thing you don't need to do that that's okay don't do that all right okay yeah what's taking so long hang on wait whoa have you cleared it with a I'm stuck I'm stuck I don't understand put in the name age location how ours that I need a location I just don't know where hmm is he on Jabbar oh okay all right then Taylor you go to tail say Taylor mm-hmm that would have been smart I didn't even this Pringle Springwood it's perfect it's the perfect crime how would they report it okay Springwood got it toto Springwood look up Wow record no opening gross lewdness and lascivious behavior indecent exposure and public sexual indecent I'd rather not rather not do that okay if you got sloppy you gay you're offline again okay all right oh I got the dirt on Greg I spoke to Yolanda how do you know what Yolanda you wouldn't know I got the durka I got the dirt on Greg I got the dirt on Greg from you-know-who Yolanda's oh wait never mind no I gave her the name let's see he's a lover not a fighter hmm so Greg is not the violent type I assume I guess my theory about Greg making into disappear someone someone far-fetched was this someone walked by me on the sidewalk and said hello freak that's very funny hashtag relatable okay alright let's see an [ __ ] but not a criminal mmm-hmm speaking it's criminal you sure Greg didn't let anything slide can you source even be trusted let's see you our side tracking us all right Greg is keeping something about Ana I can feel it let's see you jealous of him no no way maybe maybe probably yes a little yeah of course I am I mean he is my competition after all how can I compete with an ex like you don't even know what this is you sound ridiculous this isn't about that who's about Ana being gone I don't think this guy did anything about it he's just an idiot apparently a seconder but I really think that guy's a nut job and he's hiding some dark stuff let's see he is not the only one I got I got nothing and you didn't find anything did you if you have something to say spill it let's see you've been you've been a naughty boy you've been naughty well some girls would agree I can pull off some sweet moves this is a voice message damn you found the damn registry didn't you I know it looks really bad a guy on spark being a sex offender is as bad as it gets but hear me out please game over [ __ ] alright wait you have see you have five seconds one okay I got I'll make it quick let's see I want all that nope I don't want the juicy details just keep it short so total it was all a misunderstanding someone caught me with my pants down in a public place end of story I changed my mind tell me more I don't want to go okay so I was at a mall like a huge glass of iced tea right before I gotta pee real bad the bathroom with clothes on the floor I was on in the next one it was really far away let's see and then but there was something about the gross sexual misconduct that's more then this lady with her kid came through I was exposed next thing you know lawyers were involved and I was charged let's see that was your only crime you got to believe me I don't believe that your only crime you technically call me a criminal but I would never harm another person come on you can trust me said every guilty person ever I'm not I know it sounds weird but this is not about me now I have to follow so many strict rules from the NSFW that I'm practically branded do you know how hard it is to find a job let's see sounds awful oh yeah sounds awful I'm just keeping my head low oh I meant that to be more sarcastic than this guy's probably taking it if I mess up it's straight to jail for me I would never do anything remotely illegal so let's just keep this between you and me eh all right it's a real conversation starter don't play with me on this I'm serious well do something I'll indecently exposed myself or I guess I'm done there what else we got whoa [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I can't believe you actually did it I just told you not to tell anyone wait I didn't do anything Ethan Greg he added me on jabbers oh he's definitely pissed how the hell did he find me let's see I might have told him about you maybe a few words hither and thither god damnit oh [ __ ] it he added me on his phone oh hey nice group chat Tyler got you now you sex maniac there's a little hello shut up reboot guy I'm the one Hanna should be with you stay out of this I don't think you guys are focusing on the right priorities here I think you guys should probably Greg let's see it's about time you all work this out get to chatting then we can get down to business how'd you get my number well chase the Internet is a resourceful place especially for finding pervs like you Wow from cheating to stalking can someone hand him the best boyfriend of the Year award well I do my private eyes none of your business I suppose maybe you're the one who drove her away in the first place how about I Drive my foot up your dick hole that's a that's a good one that way I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use the hi how about I Drive my foot up your dick hole line many times all right both of you shut up you don't know what you're talking about here I think you guys are missing the point and I is missing we are all on point until shit-for-brains showed up book man and I wanted to move on why can't you respect that she would be better with literally anyone else but you so mister I can't keep it in my pants too somehow an acceptable choice for her at least I don't have a criminal record with a little blue man needs BA okay guys have fun are you gonna say something I'm not done with you yet what the hell did you do to Anna if you touch her I swear how can I do anything if I haven't even met her yet she mentioned that she me is meeting someone from spark on her notebook have you ever considered that there are literally millions of other lonely single men out there of course I did and I'm starting with you that is not working smart I just want her back [Music] let's see ah there is a smarter way to do this guys we are wasting time here this this group chat is real cool I'm so glad that Greg picked out a specific icon for this but y'all shut up we gotta go find Anna finally we're agreeing on something no I'm not agreeing with you [ __ ] you are the one that accused me and threw everyone off hey so my fault that she left you oh my god did your head in the game Taylor uh whatever I don't know who depict shut up everybody we're all partly to be blamed whoever I am I see I didn't even tell you my name or whatever if you're gonna be like this fine I can prove that I didn't mean Ana you just said you couldn't show me my spark messages it's all there I will prove that Ana and I never planned to meet let's see he is telling the truth me the guy who's perused Ana's personal belongings I can confirm this with my own two I ball z' can you be any more insecure her found she cleared ed about logged go oh it's back develop I already looked if I can access it I'll have all the proof I need whoa whoa hey whoa I think you're onto something if we do that we might be able to know who she met on spark diam that's true Sean finally we're all in agreement we're best buds now in this suite group chat that's cute let's see you guys done fighting till we get down to business says the stranger no yes all right what mmm nah until I see the messages oh geez whatever man get over it maybe we can sell my collar office ask around for help Oh get her some get someone to get her computer or something what kind of shitty idea is that we got [ __ ] hole [ __ ] ideas that you [ __ ] brain I say I will just walk right in and get it done myself it's gonna be easy let's see let's not walk right in let's let's call her office let's just call excellent maybe she has friends that we can trick into getting under her computer we've raced it enough time already I'm not playing charades to get someone think that important are you doubting me yes yes I am let's see should we discuss this or should we act come on I'm done lit I've done listening to you I've I'm just gonna walk in and get the job done plain and simple that's too reckless oh my god you've children let's find him ordered indirect weights call one of her work friends I know her better oh she has no work friends oh my god and what makes you think you can use your computer so easily I Gregg is there's no [ __ ] way that Gregg's idea is better just call someone and get someone let's trick someone that's it two to one favor and that's how democracy works since we're all in agreement feel like we're becoming in sync fine be that way but I get to be Lance Bass no that's yeah that's no yes no you BJT is Lance Bass Backstreet Boys this is the important question that's gonna be on my brain for ever okay anyway Joey Fatone if she did end up meeting you you won't hear the end of it oh I'm sure oh no Greg no come on man you made this cool group why did you leave okay so that just happened that was really fun that was nice sorry for the outburst it's not meant for you I just want to make things right and I gotta do it on my own okay if we met under other circumstances maybe we would have got along I doubt it but there is a possibility there I said it what did you just say that you were we're best buds now did you manage to check her emails if you can read them all that would be great let's see there's a guy who is harassing her harassment nailed it we can use this are you up for some blackmail I'm thinking what you're thinking Oh Taylor you and I are on the same page after all use that email against him tell him that you're turning him in threaten him make him feel bad I don't know all right fine can do easy I asked him to do your bidding it's change for the harassment email okay all right Oh only you can think of something like this something so deviously genius Greiner I'll do anything okay all right then well that's it works sorry sorry no need to respond just want to try to call Ana's phone see if it's working Beadon trying to get it and I I finally did I guess next is to find her yeah so yeah bye okay all right bye what is this I've decided not to call Victor back you remember him oh boy [ __ ] okay the guy from the club yup I'm thinking he's just not right for me don't feel connection you know let's see yeah I forget about him am I too picky is there something wrong with me I love you just the way you are love you too we should totally get together soon okay all right okay all right Ashley I helped I did good I think I don't know if I did good Merv you're gonna love it at whoa yeesh greetings Merv greetings Merv wherever you burn though everyone's been looking for you I need a favor I need a favor you never asked me for anything before what gives I need you to get a phone backup from my PC using another employee's pcs against company policy why can't you do it yourself let's see I am caught up with something it's incognito that can't be right [ __ ] you're not Anna aren't you [ __ ] I should have known okay we are done let's see uh I guess you like being known as a pervert Merve blackmail is that what's happening you know I can get sued for sharing company secrets right if you still want access to Anna's computer I'm not doing it let's see what if I post your emails all over Jabbar mm-hmm what about that god [ __ ] damnit fine you win well that was easier than I thought looks like I'm screwed either way I need get a password reset for PC but HR will text your phone to verify you have to pretend to be Anna otherwise they will never get me access I'm up bro I'm a pro at pretending to be Anna you've done this before geez just make it quick okay all right and guy your password was but I didn't see you in today is everything okay let's see let's see I was out with a client just now I think I was out with a client yeah hmm I didn't know you were assigned to servicing today I must have missed something before I reset your password can I run something by you sir first let's see anything you know the report you handed to me last week I finally got it let's see and the results I got some good news and bad news it says here that you're making an official sexual harassment report against Merv let's see yep that's the one that is the one I brought this up with my manager and he told me to tell you to seriously think about this company can't afford to get into a scandal right now and send a glued emails while technically is reportable it's one of the smaller offense let's see that's ridiculous his words not mine hmm so we suggest you drop the report while he will have a talk with Merv Oh everything will be fine put it all behind and he might approve that study you'll leave you've been meaning to get but if you want you can still let the report go through facing forcing mr. farraday's hand it's just going to upset him let's see ah justice is more important send that report the [ __ ] if you insist okay consider it done personally I think you're doing the right thing oops almost forgot I just reset your password Thanks see ya at the barbecue you okay all right then ha Merv get rekt I guess I don't know if that's doesn't okay got the reset and I'm in alright still clear on your task do you know what you're doing mr. secret agent man yeah get the phone back upright give me a second okay all right I'm waiting it's starting down let me build it out gonna take a while to complete and then just explode all over my phone right probably I don't understand what's going on but you're not the only one who wants access to this computer uh there's someone else mmm that's confusing well I'm waiting for the reset some dude came by demanding to use Ana's computer he look cost quite a scene and security took him away I think his name was Greg not to go see with you let's see uh I might know him I know I might well getting him in was not part of the deal your friend is going to regret doing that finally I told him not to finally it's done whoa all right here we go okay James wait James that was the icon that was all kinds of kerfuffle okay all right well that's this is the opposite of restore well that's but no that's not good nothing is as it seems all right alder good see have you found er now not yeah I don't know what you're talking about no I have not getting closer uh-huh let's see oh wait I got it you need to hurry she is running out of time oh no the opposite of that she is running out of time you need to hurry okay all right I don't know why you're in such a rush mr. silly pants c-can you help me please it's just dumb desperate I don't know why the times are all weird let's see yes the answer is in spork I know I'm kind of on it I'm almost there you gotta give me life how do I know it's why I've been trying to do it before you interrupted me her survival and many more depends on you she mad she mad I'm not it it is not me find me find it I still don't know who you are I cannot remember time is short if you fail he will share my friend I don't know why you're talking like that that's weird okay oh all right well that's a face you know we use emojis nowadays okay that's not good I don't like that I like that I like that oh yeah like that oh no don't like that oh well you're dead okay I still don't understand what this pictures all about am i looking for something new something Oh nothing is as it seems apparently okay yeah come on don't be so weird bloggers time to go vlogger only three more vlogs this entire email is in the subject line and it's all in caps that's just rude like internet rude god and my dumb colleague won't stop texting me but not oh god I cannot wait to leave there and work with animals yeah cuz animals don't treat me like garbage still waiting on my vet school application though hope I get it well I'm sorry apparently you're not gonna get the vet school thing and it's just the long and the short of it there ain't nothing to do spark weekly sparks okay alright good stuff wonderful jabber okay love is around the corner chats what do we got ooh man some juicy here I'm probably gonna need to read this so I'm able to actually get this thing : no no keep going back and forth wait this is the same okay but there's new stuff right here like we talked about just get on spark I don't know oh I will make your profile for you alright got it come on it's gonna be fine it's gonna be fun I'll take care of everything okay I'm gonna make your profiles so good that even you would date yourself and I think it's time to unleash the hey my eyes are up here dress okay alright haha you're not going back to Greg so what's arm mmm-hmm you can come over to my place and we can swipe but I don't feel like going out hard heart I'm excited to see Toby takes a later do you give spark know I don't really if I want to if I really want to I know I could date but it feels like those apps are just objectifying anyway this missing people like an emperor at the Coliseum except I guess they get no chance to fight because you're just looking at some stranger's selfies wondering if that's really their dog or if his ex took the photo oh yeah this is supposed to be fun we're not looking for your husband just like visual stimulus Blair Blair boy oh yeah oh baby yeah alright see you later game answer me sorry sorry sorry started almost there okay I was doing an errand and it turned into longer thing than I thought just stay put at the door I'll be there soon hmm well that was only that was just a few days ago huh ten of August is boy hunting um shut up there's this guy I don't wanna jinx it huh what's he like I'll text you next time okay I might meet him aw don't make this a big deal hmm alright well this was just a couple days ago so I must have been something okay alright did you get the backup let's see it happened again it happened again the deal is to help with the backup I don't care if it works what's done is done I trust you're gonna keep my chats with Anna a secret let's see sorry creep you're done for yeah I will yeah I will thank God God thank you I swear she won't hear from me again that is not a compliment yeah alright well alright well anyway okay got that wait there's a new email [ __ ] yeah you really [ __ ] up didn't you Greg I think I'm in trouble yeah yeah I know I'm aware Greg I'm aware I'm aware what were you thinking and I told you sacrifices must be made the interest of the company I am now certain you can only think for yourself two choices come to my office except my official warning letter and leave a stain on your career or hand over your resignation okay I'll take your official warning letter guess that's fine with me all right wait I got to check all this stuff James James just the right amount of awkward James works at fresh ideas I've been called metrosexual but it's not what you think I'm not attracted to trains that is so goddamn funny oh my god okay that was a lot of corrupted [ __ ] okay hang on I got to pour through this [ __ ] copywriter okay you must be a smooth texture only when it comes to seducing corporate clients you still with them then oh this is gonna take a bit so I'm gonna restore it all and then I'm gonna get to it oh wow that's handy it fixed all of it there yeah that would have been a that would have been a [ __ ] and a half okay so it fix all of it meet me this weekend and I'll show you smooth fine but you better actually be useful I can think of a few things we can use haha like what depends on my move fun to fly now Saturday night 7:00 p.m. uptown you're lucky that's good timing for me so yeah see you soon be there in an hour I'm here where you are I see you I see you okay well that's where that ended okay all right see did the blackmailing work out not you let's talk - no not you Greg all right yeah I know yeah yeah I heard I heard about it you do feet idiot yeah [ __ ] I slipped up how the heck I knows that someone else will be at her computer wha ah you could have asked me first why do I need permission from you to do anything Oh too late for that now okay this is real bad the cops are involved now let's see Merv made it real clear that guy at Anna's desk what the hell is his deal looks like say he had something shoved up his ass do me a favor don't get the cops involved anymore I cannot get another target on me I will be arrested for sure let's see your secret is safe with me good buddy if something happens to me I'm dragging you down well that threat is unnecessary I'm gonna keep looking for Anna alone you just stay quiet I didn't do fine [ __ ] right did the blackmailing work went perfectly perfectly without a hitch couldn't even imagine it going any better than that so what did you find in the past spark messages just read all of them to find out who did meet I got him I met with James alder James huh sounds handsome oh pretty normal I would imagine the culprit might have a scarier name what else he got he is unnaturally good at guessing Anna's past sounds like stalker material to me wonder if there's any way to confirm this mm-hmm let's see he met keeping it Cassie before Anna that's in no way what a playa she's like a jabber sulabha I hope she's all right she looks half to give active on jabber if we can somehow talk to her maybe she can share what she knows about him he works at a design firm called fresh ideas with a pH that's a pretty cheesy name yeah I agree even for my taste maybe there's something someone there that can tell us what's up with him looks like we got enough to start with its James fellow it's close I can feel it okay yeah me too I'm not gonna go with the whole assuming she's alive or out because all nerves ghost keeps talking to me you got the most resources to figure out who this James person is I think you need to track this Cassie person down and call his work place dig a little more about him okay all right I'll try Cassie first I like going on Jabar it's my favorite plus I love those do both I'll leave it up to you okay right then okay but in time I'll give a spark call maybe they have something on this James person okay whatever you say buddy well if you say bad in ski yeah I got to go to fresh ideas okay my email position Adam oh hang on one second hello can you hear me this is detective Marilla from the police department again one of your colleagues reported that someone is attempting an unauthorized access to your work computer to retrieve some sensitive information this is a case of corporate espionage and we have reason to believe that a man named Greg Sommers is behind it I'm informing you that your personal data has been compromised and that Greg is now wanted for questioning if you have any information on his whereabouts please contact me on this number thank you and good day okay all righty then well that is definitely a thing anyway and at sea mail no I need to go for this and a junior executive a Faraday said junior executive is bringing Ana at Sea mail dot web that's email dot web position junior executive okay so the position your no wait wait shut up shut up over there wait wait your position workset but what are you what are you a copywriter a copywriter wait a copywriter that's right that's right that's right copywriter ana next Ana that's email web and copywriter ah okay before we commence the interview it is our policy to bouquet preliminary chat all right I'll get there soon all right Masen Mike something to think about all right where is where is keeping it coochi keeping it casual keeping it could keep it to kasi there's keeping it I see the fan a man will be published in an article only the best gets picked let's see uh Cassie I need to talk to you about James all nur please please contact me keep an eye on my upcoming post find the hidden phone number if you figured that out just call me for your AMA with me it's 9:00 in the morning 9:00 it's 9:00 the morning to 3 9 to 3 9 to 3 8 9 - 3 8 1 9 - 3 8 1 9 - 3 8 1 4 9 - 3 8 1 4 0 9 - 3 8 4 1 0 9 - 3 8 1 4 0 that was it oh I cannot see why are you in my book hiya this is keeping it Cassie congratulations you figured out the secret number very hard yeah you know you asked me one question for my upcoming am a threat so please be patient as I will contact you on my next availability will be texting you soon whatever you say keeping it gassy Oh got your number yo yo yo yo its first come first serve so let me finish up with the earlier winners I will get back to you once I'm done can't wait okay alright well that's good let me get back to my email I guess while I'm waiting for that start the interview oh [ __ ] hey you're up it's your turn - AMAO [ __ ] remember you only get one question let's see I will keep it to one awesome possum ask away let's see how well you know James ulnar say what him how the hell do you know about him let's see he is a person of interest you want dirt on him or something why go through me don't you have normal questions to ask like oh boy that's gonna be vapid what do I think of climate change little boy or the state of social media shaping consumerism oh boy you know normal questions yeah those are normal questions the a stands for anything yeah got him got him got him if that's what you really want to know only two conditions first boy tell me why do you need info on him let's see he's a key witness in a disappearance sweet Jameis I knew something was up oh boy oh god I could have been kidnapped look I'm not sure what you heard but this sounds seriously F job if it's gonna help someone else I will tell you everything but this is between us my second condition is that we keep this between us okay Wow okay all right okay all right sure sure sure okay sure it's a deal okay let me start from the top here we go I'm ready I keep my online persona keeping you casee him I realized separately my real name is Cassandra keeping the Cassie has always been a single but I'm not I've had a longtime boyfriend but I was dumped so I went on spark and chatted with a few guys to get over it that's when I met James he was so dreamy let's see did he act weird in a good way of good kind of weird nothing at the beginning actually started out fine he was a real charmer seems to tell me all the right things after coming off a shitty relationship I was at a low place he gave me some perspective and plenty of good advice then he started to get more things right about me let's see sounds creepy to me that is nothing wait till you hear this I'm all ears he starts to text me exactly when I finished my work I don't have a regular schedule they change over weekdays even but he somehow manages to text me at exactly the right time there was a photo shoot that ended at 2:00 a.m. he texted me the moment the photographer called roots in a wrap does he ever sleep okay that is weird man is exceptionally weird here's the final straw he knew about the break-up I worked my ass off to keep my relationship a secret for the sake of keeping it Cassie and somehow James knew I confronted him and he told me he guessed it look oh boy that's the last time I heard from him I think those chica so did your online persona drive your boyfriend away how the hell do you know about this I just took a guess guessing exactly when I wake up and when I finish work that has just plain creepy finding out about my jabber in my friend that is pure sorcery no one else knows about this who the hell are you I'm a methods to uncomfortable we are gone okay yeah that is weird all right let's see that is all I need to know okay are we done sure that's it that's all I'm saying just thinking about it makes my hair stand all right your story is gonna save lives you know I read somewhere that psycho tracks past try their best to fit in I feel James is kind of like that hope you got what you need there's something off about him oh yeah yeah I agree I agree all right oh if they have something on the James person Oh what Anna oh can we talk of course of course you remember when I told you to make a spark profile let's see yeah you made one for me I know about it it made me realize something it was a defense mechanism for something something that I can't hide anymore oh boy ever feel like you could lie to yourself so much you end up lying to others you're not alone to feel that way might be different in my case though here's the thing and I you're the only bestie I ever had I feel like I could tell you anything and trust you with anything okay all right whoa Oh Ashley see I thought having BFFs supposed to feel like this but I think I'm confusing it with syndrome else let's see Ashley just tell me I think I think there's a reason why I could never get along with guys tell me I won't judge and it's the same reason why I hated seeing you go out with Greg or anyone else uh-huh I'm just gonna cut to the chase okay I have feelings for you okay there I said it you don't have first bond you can ignore this if you want to pretend it never happened it's the fourth class talking so don't listen to it let's see yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna ignore this one we're just gonna ignore it and pretend it never happened cuz oh boy okay all right what if what do I do I fit this is a moral dilemma do I spill the beans about why is it so important that Ana doesn't know well IRA why is it so important that Ashley doesn't know that Ana is missing why do i why would I need to keep that illusion up I'm so deep in the nest of Lies that I don't know the way out did someone give me a truth machete so I can cut my way through the ligh jungle I don't know what to do I don't know what to do alright I'll just leave that there alright so yeah anyway okay I'm gonna take my selfie game up and it's really nice that's clever see okay here we go no wait what about the interview wasn't in this thing see the conversation will be recorded for internal use okay you're offline I tracked down Cassie oh that Jabbar hobby did she kiss and tell let's see he can predict her real her every move so he is either some next-level stalker or there's something didn't look to him that we don't really know never mind we know James is maximum creep material creepy enough to kidnap Anna perhaps have you called his workplace yet a second opinion from a professional would be great okay alright haven't done that yet but you know what it looks like it's not gonna let me get out of this alright sorry I can't keep this up anymore yeah I'm gonna come out and say this is yeah this is just bad so I can't keep this up anymore huh what's wrong see I am the not Anna I'm saying it what's up with you you know you've been acting really weird recently and if that's really you call me please well yep well I probably didn't do the right thing but you know what are you talking I can barely hear you I'll explain everything later you need to explain it now with Al's Anna she is missing since when well well about that it's right after I told you about it Yolanda isn't it I knew something was wrong is Greg involved you lied to me let's see I wasn't trying to hi why absolutely was that line [ __ ] we're done talking I'm calling the cops well she didn't need to know I guess so that is important all right you vlog available oh well that's handy good timing yes I figure I deserve to be happy and forget about everything else mm-hmm there's no point wasting time so here I go there you go okay okay okay all right good all right good job okay now we can talk apparently howdy there howdy there is this Anna let's see yes this is me Anna this is me neato oh man I'm Phil from fresh ideas or Phil fresh you some of my buds call me get it feel fresh oh boy we're off to a bad start this is just an informal chat so just loosen up and save it for the big interview later hey so you ready let's see yep can I ask the questions instead not out this works bud you can ask the questions a little later okey-dokey okay got it all right I'm ready Coolio god I hate you I hate you already if I use for now what do you see yourself doing let's see made an impact on your company's bottom line get to the point where I can tell people to develop the skills to manage other people sure all right let's do that one gun in for the manager eh well we are a tiny firm anything can happen in five years next question why should I are you oh god I have learned stuff which might bring unique value because hello this is detective Murillo from the police department we have strong evidence to suggest that you are holding on to a missing persons phone we also have reason to believe that you are working with an accomplice named Greg summers conspiring to keep Anna's disappearance a secret this is an obstruction of justice and I'm afraid I will have to bring you and Greg in for questioning please a woman's life is at stake here we are reasonable if you can assist us with the investigation there will be no charges call me back if you change your mind okay I'm not gonna do that okay why sure how are you I'm busy with an interview mr. cop man I can't possibly help you out I'm trying to get a job do you know the economy is like now shut up go to hell also I hope Anna's fine that's just an aside though all right I got other talents besides Ratan here hey you people with multiple talents are always welcome here how flexible are you we'd like to hear more if you get shortlisted that last question why do you want to work here Oh ha ha James alder spoke highly of you guys do you know him James Oh haven't heard that name in a while sorry bud why are you asking this let's see so I won't repeat his mistakes and he's made a great many missed a case that's the kind of forward thinking we're looking for it's a shame really we had to let him go because of his unprofessional behavior and see ah is there a misunderstanding I really am not sure to be frank I'm not liberty to discuss any personal matters all I can say socially he was one of our best he gets along with people well and generally likeable but that kind of changed what do you mean did your company change him he broke off with his girlfriend of course he was upset but he is still himself until he got spark since then he's been showing up late he grew distant then one day he just vanished no he'd okey then how he went into the bathroom for quite some time understandable then I heard a strange noise coming from it I even recorded uh-oh I shouldn't listen to this yeah thanks for sending me that very personal stuff even though you can't talk about it I went in there and checking no one was there and the last time anyone saw him in person let's see did you contact him since Oh we tried since then he never showed up for work no phone calls no emails nothing so we terminated him plus our big project coming up we don't really need it right now huh that is weird that's weird what is weirder is that after he disappeared we found his phone on his desk we tried checking it but I think it was broken because it kept glitching out someone say they still see him on jabber some female friends even saw him on spark whatever happened to that kid I think he needs help professional help God those noises are too realistic topic yeah whoa sorry went off on a tangent there thanks for the interview we'll call you if you get the position all right calls workplace fresh ideas isn't it what have you got for me Oh me every Wednesday is it Oh hashtag relatable okay anyway James lost his mind James ones missing as well mmm no way this kind of confirms what I found as well calling fresh ideas is a great plan I think we got some great leads okay you showed me yours now let me show you my nope don't want this I found something about James to don't show me your dick okay what do we got educate that self freedom to our turnit of facts power through different truths what the fake mass media do not want you to see about the recent appearances in dating apps whoa account suspended my account got suspended Oh local news coverage what boy oh wait that I already saw that so much trains going on with spark okay all right pictured how far to this story go okay first of all crimes is not represented Bubba - Bubba - Oh missing hmm I see the yellow line labeled missing and no one seems to bother mentioning this sure it's only a small number so they just lump it in with the rest of the crimes lazy pigs Tracey P missing okay Simon be missing okay Amy T missing James a missing girl guy girl guy and so on they all seemed to be bookworms of sorts either studying or working in related jobs they all broke up recently with their girlfriend boyfriends and are looking for love except James but I'm willing to put money that he did to trust no one there was only us against them don't trust the water in your pipes doubt your iris you're talking about iris the the the the company I think you are okay dear Anna you've logged into your account from unknown for security reasons we have logged you out from all of the devices to prevent further unauthorized access well that's not that's not suspended that's just logged out okay let's see I already read it I read it oh yeah I'm very readable I know what I'm doing you can read it at your own time I already did but I will keep this quick TLDR told err James vanished a couple months ago I already know this met someone from spark just like oh there's more okay combine this with what you've found out I think there's something bigger at work here okay I to record this so we are on the same page so commencing epic monologue Anna went missing the same way as James they were both last seen going on a date with someone on spark Anna and James still had activity on jabber but no one has physically seen them it's the same pattern james is still nowhere to be found I hope Anna doesn't share the same fate what where are you ah you're right you are right I think you're right probably anyway there are too many similarities between Anna and James for it to be a coincidence whatever that's happening right now is spooky Oh F there's an imposter going around making people disappear and I think he/she is assuming the identity of James we gotta find him and I think I know how C why don't I have a say come on you've been jabbering on forever I need to do you did good so far well let me figure this one out save and get the girl am i right okay didn't mean to sound weird but you get my drift just give me some time I will let you know right okay do I have another vlog oh I'm in dead ends everywhere it's like she vanished from the face of the earth let's see let's see oh there's a new vlog I am getting closer we are getting closer in the group chat that you made Greg if you would just join it again this is not a [ __ ] competition I can't get anything done with the cops breathing down my neck I can't be caught the way things are now they will think I'm the reason Anna's missing have they contacted you Ashley ratted on you yeah sorry I had to tell her oh my f G how did she know you told her didn't you yep I mean why why do you expect me to do she was confessing love I'm not gonna keep that up I can't confess love imma on the hollow husk of a man I don't have anything in my heart you need to do me a favor you can't I'll let them know about me let's see what is the worst that would happen what is the worst thing okay alright well you're gonna tell me in person okay pal friend you know I have nothing to do with Anna disappearing right you know what they do to guys like me in jail well I sure as hell don't want to find out look if anyone asks you gotta back me up dude Greg you are you are absolutely hilarious this [ __ ] socks going to jail is not an option for me I'm getting the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] Anna whoa [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm leaving this to you okay alright well see you Greg see ya I guess what a dick hole alright then I think I got something you Bugs Bunny fan what does that have to do anything then this is relevant because Taylor you're the only one left here and I need your help I'm getting there there are plenty of episodes where he will dress up like a girl - Laura's enemies into trap classic oh I see where this is going but I don't like it you thinking what I'm thinking I don't want to think what you're thinking I don't even want to know how your brain works we need to lure this creep out just like Bugs Bunny ah let's catfish him let's do it I'm ready yes yes what if we catch this imposter aka James in the act if this is some creep luring victims on spark we should beat him at his own game yeah I don't think that's a good idea when they seem to have some ethereal powers with which to affect my phone we can do the same wait where the guy's pretend to be children online to catch pedos we can do the same by we you mean me right boy yeah of course I have to do that you do have a phone and stuff I can give it a shot - yeah all right sure let's see what happened use an to spark account netted in a new new profile try to match with James set up a meeting okay then bust him from there I'm gonna bust him alright oh I'm gonna bust them all over the place you ain't gonna know how hard I'm sexual isn't it okay how do I do that so if there's anything I learned from using spark and watching TV and read almost all dating advice out there you got to be the person's type to get a better match type obli who they like huh okay all right right everyone has their own tastes and types all the people who disappeared while using spark shared something in common just make sure the profile you make contains tags that are similar to them Oh baby I'm gonna be all over those tags oh I'm I'll be all over those tags how do I think I can make a guess I got this just let me do this you're thinking what I'm thinking the article I sent you is full of clues you even spoke to Cassie all the missing people Anacostia stir something in common you just gonna find out what that is and make profile with the correct tags if I can do it you can do it let's see just be as smooth as your charming he's a little work you know I'll remember that yeah you better by the way you might need these ah why do you why why do you have glues mm-hmm why do you have those there's some pics you can use for the profile as long as you don't use the Anna's pics it's fine so you just have three women's photos lying around you mean you no I do not I don't I really don't you don't have friends and sharing pictures of pretty girls with you nope you know I really don't know no that's just creepy that's I just know mm-hmm okay this looks bad again yes yeah it does we can debate about this later we are so close go to Anna spark profile and start creating to catch the criminal you got to be the victim make sure your profile is similar to theirs remember the secret is in the tags alrighty then now let's look at this vlog why is this in the shower [Music] you all right you okay okay um I don't know these words mean okey-dokey all right yep don't know what that meant either well let's get into it let's do this I'm gonna we're gonna do this okay let's go with you okie dokie and my name is from my age is 24 my work studies are in tag line is I'm so [ __ ] lonely there we go all right just just broke up with my douche bag boyfriend [ __ ] wait wait a minute wait I just remembered something wait I just remembered something wait I just remembered something it said the pattern was boy-girl-boy-girl so this is I I can't have that no I need to be ah I don't ah that's right that's right it was boy girl boy girl so I got to be Greg my name is sprung 24 YouTube's so [ __ ] lonely just broke up with my my my [ __ ] ex-girlfriend I'm just a lonely boy who who who needs to move on from my previous shitty relationship and get some dick nope not a write get some poop in my face I'm sorry just really direct about my fetishes anyway or anyone anyway anyone will do okay moving on personal growth growling there we go oh hell yeah yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep well that didn't work hmm anybody anybody want a date sprung fair all right fine I'll use the damn picture let's try this one Oh 99 matches well that's a lotta it's too late for me okie I'm no longer of this world she still could be served do not trust this words nothing is what it seems who's that oh [ __ ] all righty then oh you know ki then that sucks okay [Applause] hello hi he's anyone there please answer me yes I don't know where I am help let's see you're not and what the heck happened I don't know the last thing I remember I was going out I met James [ __ ] I remember he was standing on the roof is he okay let's see that's not important now he died didn't he oh god it's my fault I saw him then I blacked out you got to get me out of here I think I was drugged where are you now a warehouse a building I don't know it's dark I can't tell I'm really scared I've been trying to reach out thank God I found James's phone James's phone was found by someone else oh it must be someone else's phone then it I don't know that is not important I think I can help myself now I will get out and get help thanks for not giving up on me I should go let's see I'm not letting this go he told you didn't he let's see who are you really reveal yourself demon how persisted that's me Morgan boy I am her as she is man win then you are not gotta pay if it as may wish to see them so a worthy Pretender my perversion fails to deceive you dog barking to my mess huh mask all right see thank you thank you thank you thank you I'm very clever my commendation is not a sign of victory okay the original and the copy are not one AHA momentarily as she is no you rejected all of my warnings do you crave the truth so badly yes flying determination to save this female has led you to me aha tender that's me I am a tender of pre let's see you've got you've got some splaining to do come on down and the simulacra eye on your glass screens aha your black nurse is a reflection of your reality aha and that reality right alrighty you are you're in the phone I am the new order grin existence perfected that sounds about right and society very English and destined for ascension where to that hyperreal existence I like hyper-real okay no I just want to save Anna so I want I guess you're a finite perception will be your own thing okay the material society is fading or taking its place cool a reality we're only perfect symbols of humanity exists murder their online personas aha there's Samuel a crows creepy huh huh okay alright what did she do wrong you're taking this too seriously why don't you relax a little bit come on simulacra characteristic with me to take matters too seriously okay gonna miss a world I suppose that needs to be eradicated a weak individual that only laments a strong individual would simulate a better one ah in the online world all right it's art like Second Life not everything is about online personas humans interact with their Senor occurrence nor must exclusively detached from the material world righty holding labor Oh picking food huh choosing habitants yep si si thinking mates leaving the screens hmm is that not everything I mean you still gotta go out into the real world and eat that food and seek those mates and blink that but doink I mean you've kind of got to work out and what's your point I'm getting real bored here uh-huh into obscurity right yeah all kind of precious space I simulate them yeah okay how strong we darted other worms for removal delete the original source from the material rule okay so do you suck them into their phones I delete you mean kill right just so we're on the same page Anna like James before ah cease to exist righty-ho next worm favor next one to be cold will not delay my simulation of him any longer not Taylor that creepy weirdo let it go I guess you should see that's maze of the weakness yeah okay for the next [Music] Oh Anna told me she's gonna be here this is really weird we might not even be here it might be a trap so if it turns out to be a bunch of kidnappers or something tell the world at least I tried uh-huh yeah well all right then let's see let's see no that's not a no no don't do it no stop Oh we were looking for Ana this whole time and we found her why are you being a buzzkill she even sent me pictures to prove it let's see did she say where she was all along well duh you had her phone also she said someone else I think she means you was hogging her spark account when she finally remembered her password she logged back in please don't know Taylor not only ready to brag but I have a green belt in karate I can take care of myself maybe we jumped into conclusions if it really is Ana we'll find out there and then I have to go to her don't go yet go then don't blame me don't blame that's what I'd say go then don't blame him if things go bad for an [ __ ] again with this how about no I'm sick of you treating me like some sort of sidekick I've played a huge part in getting you this far and all you can do is push me aside time and time again let's see oh stop your whining oh it's coming to this are we about to duke it out huh I got fists oh [ __ ] it I'm ready to use them buddy just because you have her phone doesn't mean you have the right to boss me around to be a jerk a little bit of respect would go far you know how do I know you're telling me the truth you tried to do me into thinking that you were Anna for all I know that's not the only thing you lied about do you even care about Anna you didn't share her emails with me whatever there's something that you've missed were you just trying to add thing for me oh god calm down will you I just don't care about this no you still see me as a criminal don't you despite all my efforts of finding or you accused me of having something to do with her disappearance is that all am do you a criminal I think you've got some unresolved trust issues to look into after pouring my heart out about the truth by my sexual assault charges you never believe me not one bit I'm starting to think that maybe I was better off on my own let's see I seriously doubt that that's it I'm done with you I'm done with you if that's how I'm being treated then I might as well get out of your way I'll just say man to myself you'll see Oh fine see then god I'll be in this amazing group chat by myself a week uh-huh pointless yeah I beware of that kind of ghetto lately he's just being emotional an emotional jerk who could have taken me yeah but I didn't feel like it yeah why no of crisis hmm he is going to follow his own will that's too bad for him then let's see what do you plan to do with him aha I sing for more words to be arranged right okay eventually after his usefulness okay well simulacrum will become a card reality right all right then okay they don't deserve to die youth is decay and bone there's simulacra are eternal that's not good that's good Sony's existence is approaching its end us what can you do against an unstoppable force and your reality will become well I am an unmovable douchebag and I don't think you're unstoppable alright alright then Oh No [Music] [Music] [Music] Hey did I get the ah man did I get the worst ending possible whoo ah you and 82% of players did not turn Taylor into him what wait a minute what what you and 62% of players choose not to hurt Ashley's feelings you and 41% of players help Greg escape the police you and 36% of players reported Merve sexual harassment it's too low that sucks you and 36 players did not get Taylor to trust you you and 82% of players did not turn Taylor into a murderer all right okay I guess sure we're gonna go with that Taylor's lack the trust and you made him take matters into his own hands which caused the demise of himself and Anna is that what you intended simulacra as many Easter eggs and multiple endings play again and try for a different outcome well did you enjoy the experience yeah sure yeah okay I did give us a rating leave a review nah I never do that all right next whoo well that is simulacra now a lot of you may be going like Oh mark you didn't get the good ending or could you do it and a die well to be perfectly honest how would you even have known going into it the first time that Taylor was the one to trust Greg was not in all honesty where's the line nev and determine which one is which so I played it the way I wanted to play it I got that ending I thought it was a really good game news it was definitely in the same vein as Sarah's missing and definitely along those same lines just in a bigger and better way but that is the end and that's all for sin Elantra so unfortunately we're all just digital copies of ourselves idealized in a digital form and maybe that's the way that life is just supposed to be maybe we should all just roll over and accept it because there's nothing that we can do to change our faiths after all and who's to say that it's not better for us just to wear the masks that are our digital personas and live out our lives as those maybe that is for the best so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know you thought down the comments below and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 11,760,469

Rating: 4.9124603 out of 5

Keywords: simulacra, scary games, horror games, simulacra markiplier, jumpscares, phone, ios, android

Id: mcyRYbcRWLQ

Length: 160min 0sec (9600 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2018