Um, Actually: Star Trek, Schwarzenegger, and Stoker

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Um, actually, it's ok to wash cast iron cookware with soap.

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- Joining us today we have Zac Oyama. - Hi I am a one time Um Actually champion. - Very good. And Ally Beardsley. - Hello, I'm also one time Um Actually champion. - And Jessica Ross. - Hello. I've never been invited before. (laughter) - Well great. You two have played before. Jess you haven't. The rules are very simple. I have here a stack of false statements about franchises you know and love. It's up to you to find the thing that's wrong with it and correct me. The only two rules are you have to precede your corrections with "Um Actually", if you don't I won't give you the point, and you can interrupt me whenever you want, the moment you spot something that's wrong. Are you guys ready to get started? - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah. - Alright. Grab your bells and we'll get started. (laughter) - In Star Trek: The Next Generation, the crew of the USS Enterprise is a diverse group of humans and non-humans. And those from Earth come from a variety of different countries: Captain Picard is from England, Will Riker grew up in Alaska, and Geordi LaForge was born in Somalia. (Bell dings) - Ally. - Um actually he was not born in Alaska. (buzzer) - He did grow up in Alaska, yeah. (bells ding) - Um actually LaForge is not from Earth. - No he is actually from Samalia, yeah. (bell dings) - Um actually he's not from London. - I said England but that is correct. (bell ding) (laughter) - Oh yeah! - We kinda like knocked through a lot of the other ones there could've been something else wrong. But yeah I mean his name is Jean Luc Picard. - Oh yeah fudge. - Yeah he's from France. It's explained in the series that he speaks English because at this point in history, in the 24th Century, French has become an obscure language that no one speaks so they always speak English there now. - That's so funny. - France is now England. - Yeah. Which is like that's the least believable thing about Star Trek ever, right? - Why, why? - That France would be like we can speak English now we have no problem with that. - Oh my God yeah. - It's also just feels like you're just, they're just creating work for themselves. (laughter) - Yeah. - Just be from England. (laughter) - Yeah it's not like you'd be named Jean Luc and be born in England. - Oh no no that's crazy. - No but France is England now. (laughter) - Uh that is a point for Jess. - Awesome, I really thought I was gonna get none. Here I am winning the game, winning this. (laughter) - Demolishing everyone else. - And you guys look like idiots. Cuz I just Price is Righted one dollar the answer. (laughter) (bell ding) - The movie Predator, aside from being generally cool, is notable in other ways: it was number one at the Box Office it's opening weekend, won an academy award for visual effects, and has the notable privilege of being the only movie to feature two future governors: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura. (bell dings) - Ally. - Um actually I don't want to watch this and you're my babysitter. (laughter) (bell dings) - Um actually it did not get first in the Box Office opening week. (buzzer) - It did. (bell dings) - Um actually another movie had two governors. (bell dings) - There were actually two other movies that feature two future governors and they're the same two people. It's still Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura. They were both in The Running Man. - Oh yeah. - And they were both in Batman and Robin. - Ohhhh fudge. - Wait who was he in Batman and Robin? - Jesse Ventura plays a guard in Arkham. - Ohhhh. - So that is the noble filmography of our duel governor movies: Predator, Batman and Robin, and The Running Back. - So they're just buds. That's what that is. - I think, yeah I guess. - He's just like, Arnolds just like, getting his buddy Jesse Ventura in the movie. (laughter) - Yeah yeah. - He's that crafty with Jesse Ventura. And they're like "Really pop chips again?" - It's low calorie. (laughter) - Low calorie. - Low calorie. (laughter) - They swallow so much air. (bell dings) - Alright. We're going to go on to our next theme here. Although we see Ewoks earlier in Return of the Jedi, we don't actually hear the word "Ewok" until C-3PO encounters them, and is able to translate the Ewokese. (bell dings) - Zak. - You don't hear them say Ewok until the TV show. (bell dings) - That's correct. Yeah. (bell dings) - Um actually you don't hear them say Ewok until the TV show. - Ahhhh - Yeah you know what. (laughter) - Uhhh this God damn game. (laughter) - I've gotten socked. - That's correct. - Yes! - Yeah they never say the word Ewok in the movie itself. It's not until the end credits that you see the word Ewok on the screen. And never said aloud until the TV show. - What do they say? - No one ever says like "This is an Ewok right there". - What is that? - Oh. - Yeah weirdly no one was ever like "What the fuck is that thing?" (laughter) - Good question - I'm sorry what are these things trying to eat me? - Although Star Wars is just like "What's that? And what's that?" - What are these? - And what's that? - That's what the TV show is. - We have something to do there's a big war going on. - Wow space is crazy what's that? - It doesn't matter what it's called alright, there's like a big intergalactic kind of like battle thing going on here. - And this? - A tourist on this planet they're taking pictures. - Well, that is a point for Ally. (bell dings) Because Zak you didn't say "Um actually". - I know. - Yeah (laughter) - Its the one thing you have to do. - I remember it happened moments ago. - And I've never seen Star Wars. (laughter) (bell rings) - This brings us to our shiny question for the game. Now shiny questions are just like shiny Pokemon, just a little bit different, little bit rarer. Worth the same number of points. This is a game we're gonna call Find the Fake. - [Announcer] Find the Fake! - In just a moment we're gonna put up six images on the screen. It's up to you to find the one that does not belong. Take a look. These are Digemon. - Um actually this is not. (buzzer sounds) - That's incorrect. - Fuck. (bell dings) - Ally. - Um actually this one is not a Digemon. - That is incorrect. (buzzer) - Fuck! (bell dings) - Um actually this is not a Digemon. - That's incorrect. (bell dings) - Um actually this is not one. (buzzer sounds) - That's incorrect. (laughter) (bell dings) - Um actually this is not a Digemon. (buzzer sounds) - You have guessed all of these... (bell dings) (laughter) - Um actually this is not one! - You literally guessed all the real Digemon before you found the fake one there. Yeah the goat with the wings, that is just something... - You know honestly that's on us. - No it's not, it's not on us. This is like a Simpson's character, this is a, just a man's head with legs, this is Legos, this is, this looks like the most normal thing. - This is a back to school, but also like ahhreal monster sex toy. (laughter) What the fuck. - So Digemon is anything. - Digemon is a state of mind bro. (bell dings) - Today we most frequently picture Dracula as depicted by Bela Lugosi- a pale, slick-haired, well-dressed man with sharp incisors and a red silk cape. However, in Bram Stoker's original book Dracula, he is described as looking much more like the vampire's appearance in Nosferatu- an ugly, rat-toothed man with long gnarled fingers and pointy ears. (bell rings) - Zak. - Um actually in Bram Stoker's Dracula he's just a weird old man? (bell dings) - That's correct. (bell dings) (laughter) - I mean there are some things here, but the way Dracula is described in Bram Stokers book is like, what the fuck is going on here? Bram Stoker describes "a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white mustache, and clad in black from head to foot without a single spec of color about him anywhere." - What? - Yeah. - So come in. - A long white mustache? - Dracula has a long white mustache in the book. - Is that like a fu manchu? - Kind of like bushy, kind of like sticking out. - It's how I've seen Romanian soldier pictures when they have like a similar mustache. - Yeah. - Were you on Pinterest? - Yeah. - He's got a Romanian soldier board. - Fall's coming up and I'm just trying to figure out... - Who I'm going to be this fall. (laughter) - And that's one point for Zak. - Wooo! And so much more for Zak. - I'm on the board. See ya bagel! (bell rings) - This is about Batman. - Finally! - Finally. - While Batman: The Animated Series is consistently ranked as one of the greatest animated series ever made, it is also the most expensive animated series on a per episode basis, due solely from the sheer amount of black ink used in every episode. (bell dings) - Um actually it wasn't solely for the black ink, it was for the rights of Batman and the characters? (buzzer dings) - No, good guess but no. (bell dings) - Um actually it wasn't the most expensive show? - It wasn't. - One point. - There... - Next question. - There's kind of like multiple things wrong here. There's one kind of like big thing. But it is true that like, I kind of pulled that out of my ass, it's not the most expensive. (bell dings) - But um... (laughter) - Um actually it was really expensive because they... (bell dings) - The voices that they got were so, they used a lot of expensive voice acting. (buzzer sounds) - No. (bell dings) I'll give it to Jess for finding at least like one of the things that's wrong with it. Batman animated series was actually animated on black paper. And so like all the black that's in there is the paper, and then all the white and all the other colors were painted on. So it was like sort of animated in a reverse style. Just how it has that kind of like dark look. - Does that make it expensive? - No it has nothing to do with the expense. - What! - The expense I just sort of like "I don't know." (laughter) (bell dings) - This brings us to our final question of the game. - Wow. - Which, as always, concerns real life skills. (bell dings) - [Announcer] Life Skills. - Cast iron cookware is valued for it's durability and even heating, but requires a certain amount of maintenance. It is important to wash your pan with soap and... (bell dings) - Um actually - Nooo! - [Director] No, I think Ally got that. - I think I did. - Ally. - Um actually it's important to never use soap on your cast iron skillet. You can use water if you want. And then you have to retreat it with oil, salt, and pepper and heat it up. (bell dings) - That is correct. - My dad's a chef bitch! (laughter) - Don't put soap on your cast-iron cookware. - Is that what you were going to say? - Yes. - Yeah! - We sure all knew a lot about cast-iron cookware. - You didn't? - Oh no I did I knew you don't put soap. - Don't put soap. Don't do it. You're going to lose that seasoning. (bell rings) Jess is our winner with three points. - Yay. (clapping) - Now we're not perfect here either and we make mistakes too. If you noticed something that we got wrong you can correct us by Tweeting @UmActuallyShow. We might even give you a point. And here's some things that we got wrong in the last episode. - [Narrator] @OhStewThis says "Um, actually the kingdom in The Phantom Tollbooth is called the kingdom of Wisdom. Rhyme and Reason are the names of the two princesses, not the place." That's correct. @JossetStern says "Um, actually you listed Wyverns as a kind of dragon but in the Dungeons and Dragons monster manuals going all the way back to AD&D it is very clear that Wyverns are not dragons and are more closely related to lizards and drakes." To those of you who pointed this out, no points awarded. While Wyverns might be distinct from dragons in several properties, it is also just as true to say that Wyverns are a kind of dragon. @owenschr says "Um, actually coconut oil vegetable is in its solid form at room temperatures below 24 degrees celsius." This is technically true although it is liquid at a higher temperature than that. I will award you one half of a point. - Thank you again for watching. Join us next time for even more pedantic corrections here on Um, Actually.
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Channel: Um, Actually
Views: 557,705
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Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, nerds, trivia, games, game shows, star trek, tv shows, predator, star wars, movies, bram stoker, vampires, monsters, batman, books, mythical creatures, sci-fi, jessica ross, ally beardsley, zac oyama, mike trapp, arnold schwarzenegger, terminator, actor, actors, hollywood, horror, dracula, latest
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Length: 11min 42sec (702 seconds)
Published: Sat Sep 15 2018
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