Ganondorf, Gremlins, Geography of Westeros

from guy gax to our tax nerds are passionate about a lot of things but there's something they love above all else that is correcting people this is unactually [Music] joining us today we have ali beardsley what's up iffywaddyway hey howdy howdy indeed and becca scott good day i have here a stack of statements uh these are false statements about the franchises that are nearest and dearest to your hearts it's up to you to find the thing that is wrong with it and correct me now every correction must be preceded by the phrase um actually uh and secondly you can interrupt me at any time just like in real life like this yeah perfect everyone good on the rules yeah everyone ready to start yeah the primary antagonist of the zelda franchise ganondorf is a member of the gerudo race thieves and tricksters from the desert trained by his father in the ways of magic ganondorf often possesses the triforce of power making him nearly invincible um actually uh i don't i don't i don't think uh ganondorf has a dad hey that's correct yeah yeah yeah yeah it's primarily a race of uh women and they have one dude every 100 years uh and i don't know how they procreate but i assume that one dude has a lot of work that is a hundred percent correct i can't believe you knew that uh the gerudo are a race of women except for every hundred years when a man is born and he becomes their king wait a minute yeah right i literally read a tumblr post about that today no way yeah yeah all right we're moving on to question two we first see the palace of job of the hutt on tatooine when he has given han solo's body frozen and carbonite he also keeps a monstrous creature in his palace known as the sarlacc and feeds his enemies to it um actually han solo is not in carbonite oh he's in carbonite um actually i don't think they're on tatooine but i don't know any of the other planets i must say uh um uh jabuko no uh jabuko though uh the center of the universe uh doesn't know it doesn't exist there's no chipoko but they are on tatooine oh oh okay yeah it's moisture farmers and huts ooh moisture farmers all right allie calm down um actually he keeps the sarlacc outside that's correct the sarlacc is a different monster the sarlacc is out in the desert it's like the big the big whirlpool full of teeth basically that extends underground into like a bigger monster that we never see the raincore is the monster that we see inside jabba's palace um actually the second monster inside his palace is his crippling self-doubt that's true you know you're really not enough not enough attention is paid to that how did the hutts become crime lords right-wing media man came out there you know why are you gonna use the picture of the hutts using gang signs when they get slain by this question is about comics the character most people know as wolverine was born with the name logan howlett named after his father though he occasionally goes by the name james or jim howlett [Music] uh he actually goes by jukebox hallett because he was known for walking into a bar and then hitting the jukebox and it would always play the right song yeah wolverine was a real fonzie character he was like hey it's jukebox alan coming in with his knife fans and his perfect song choice no no that's incorrect i'm sorry um actually i don't think i don't think it was uh logan howlett that that sounds like a bootleg name that sounds like the name i use when i'm in these clubs you know you got to be like what's your name logan hallett i don't think that's his name i'm going to give you the point um wolverine was not born with the name logan hallett he was born with the name james uh howlett and later adopts the name logan from thomas logan who was his family's groundskeeper who murdered his father they later find out that thomas logan is actually his biological father oh wow this is about the chronicles of narnia edmund pevensey first crosses paths with the white witch false queen of narnia while wandering through the lantern waste an area of narnia so named after the lamppost built in the midst of the forest by talking beasts um actually they were in some snowy place there weren't that many lampposts um there aren't that many lamp posts but that is the lantern wastes uh which did happen to be a snowy place at the time but uh but no that is that is not correct uh i don't really have an answer for this one i just want to point out that i read the original before this called the bible and i'll tell you what uh not enough lines in the first one no i'm glad we redid it yeah um actually she wasn't the white witch she was the ice queen um she has uh ice queen powers but she is the white witch interesting how you say that but i disagree i just disagree um actually his name wasn't peter he had changed it to logan yes after the man who killed his father uh no no uh the lamp post wasn't built it grew with a dawn of time after the white witch dropped a chunk of lamppost from the real world into narnia that makes so much sense of course it makes sense how else would a lamppost get there this brings us to our first shiny question now shiny questions just like shiny pokemon are basically the same they're worth the same amount they're just a little bit different and a little bit rarer [Music] a little game called what's wrong with this picture we're gonna put a picture on the screen here and it's up to you to tell us what is wrong there's a lot to take in here everyone is scanning hoping to be the first to find what is wrong with this image um actually is that wally in player one uh no that is not wall-e although it looks very similar that is rob robot which was a peripheral you could buy for your nintendo um actually iffy zelda and sheik are the same character they're just alternate costumes that's correct but they are in fact different playable characters within this version yes um actually spyro was not in there that's correct spyro is not a playable character in smash brothers he's there uh the bottom row on the left uh yeah no spyro would be cool though right or gets the gecko it's just like sashaying through super smash brothers you noticed some mistakes that we made in the last episode and here they are at sunny clements said renly when acting as a self-proclaimed king did not have a kingsguard he had the rainbow guard which while serving the same purpose of the kingsguard is not named as such of which brienne was the blue frankie's cool 3 says roulier is pronounced incorrectly as the language of the old ones is unpronounceable by the human tongue that is correct and i once again mispronounced trillier this question is about harry potter the basilisk nagini is killed in the chamber of secrets when harry pierces its skull with the sword of gryffindor pulled from the sorting hat itself i'm actually he doesn't pierce that thing with a sword he gets in the head he hits him in the head no no actually yes he pierces nagini with the sword which he receives from the like the bird that belongs to dumbledore the things you're saying are correct but we're missing the big inaccuracy here um actually nagini is voldemort's pet snake that is correct yes the guineas voldemort's pet snake not the basilisk in the chambers oh my goodness oh it's obvious it kills me yeah why would they name them it's a basilisk it's crazy that voldemort is basically wizard hitler and his chief officer is just his pet snake i mean have you seen have you seen the movie anaconda it took a it took an ice cube to stop one of those right i thought nagini is such a cutesy name it's like i know my sidekick yeah nagini sounds like like a sushi option he does yeah or like a fancy drink wild night i'm gonna switch to new guinea this concerns the never ending story okay at the end of the movie as the nothing begins to spread and atreyu is confronted by the terrible gamork bastian must save the childlike empress by giving her a new name the name he chooses fantasia restores the world of imagination and brings back to life all that had been lost to the nothing i wasn't allowed to watch this right very religious really you weren't allowed to watch the never ending story we didn't yeah i watched like mulan a million times jordan became a baby dyke um any other guesses um actually i don't think they changed her name to fantasia i think they changed it to tracy um you're actually halfway correct um actually they didn't change her name to fantasia they changed it to anastasia um you you are equally right in that they did not change your name to fantasia um actually they uh they didn't change her name to fantasia they changed her name to celesti you are weirdly the closest guess um but i think i'm still going to give it to becca the first one the name he gives her is moon child was very close ali's reaction is the correct reaction to have to that it's like you can pick any name in the world it's like moon child yeah it's like a celebrity name yes oh this is my child moon child yeah it was on like page six the next day it's like did you hear the new name a child like empress has a new name and you'll never believe what it is that's the opposite end of the spectrum from the parents that don't let you watch never-ending stories if you were to name you allison yeah if you're named moonchild you're required to watch never-ending stories like all right we don't believe in religion here but we do believe in this eyes open yes just sitting there moving on to our next question batman also known as bruce wayne keeps the streets of gotham safe from the most impressive rogues gallery in comics his arch nemesis the joker has spoiled him time and time again often aided by harley quinn whose first appearance and the killing joke is held up as one of the most popular actually her first appearance was in batman the animated series that is correct he appeared in the animated series she appeared in the animated series first and was later added uh to the comics this brings us to our second shining question i will tell you the topic the first person to buzz in will get the chance to answer it question concerns game of thrones god you gotta get them fast you know flight simulator baby got that bogey maverick highway to the danger zone you oh no my ejector seat killed my best friend is this all game of thrones reference yeah [Music] okay this is a little game we're calling map maker map maker make me a map what is a fantasy series without a big complicated delightful map with little pictures of mountains on it now this is a map of westeros and the surrounding regions we've removed all the locations from the map and there's a few you can see lined up on the side there magnets that we want you to place in roughly their correct location if you can get more than half of these in their right spot i will give you a point okay all right well lucky for me i read the and the books was a map and every time i took a dookie i looked at that map [Music] okay let's see i'm seeing a couple here who are that are that are in the right spot but i don't think you have no i don't think you have more than half so i see becca eagerly okay let's let's let's see let's see you got to get this mostly right this is maybe one where it's actually more valuable to watch the show than read the books because you've got that map at the start every single time that's true unless you know you're one of those people who speeds through the introduction no all right well this is looking much better than iffy's well you know mount aaron is is noticeably off sunspear is noticeably off the rest are pretty close so i'm going to say that's more than half and we're going to give that point to becca i also look at that map will take in a dookie [Music] now of course we're not perfect either sometimes we're very very wrong so if you saw something that we got wrong on this show and you want to correct us you can tweet us at the handle that's on the screen right now this question is about firefly the tv show not the ins yeah okay captain malcolm reynolds and the crew of the serenity have plenty to worry about criminals outlaws and former rebels man the ship putting them on the wrong side of the alliance and the backwater planets they travel through put them often in the path of the reavers a deadly race of alien marauders that torture and devour their prey the reavers are not aliens that is correct the reavers are not actually but you did not say uh actually that's correct ally can you tell me what they are mutants that's actually correct [Applause] for you this is about gremlins oh okay midnight um actually goes to ally again are naturally affable cute little creatures such as gizmo however getting them wet causes them to multiply and turn into the evil scaly creatures known as gremlins um actually gremlins are furry not scaly no no that is gremlins are they're little slimy reptilian maguire furry iffy i'm actually you got to feed them after midnight uh to get them to turn into the gremlins if you get them wet they they just get nasty stanky i mean it's just another one the multiple ways that they can turn to the gremlins give me your give me your your correction here um actually you have to feed them after midnight to turn them in the gremlins uh as as well as get them wet that is correct the water makes them multiply but it's the food that makes that food after midnight that makes them turn evil very good half point for your very early first ally for stealing yeah halfway for ally she was correct with i'm actually midnight conquers rules with gremlins though right like it's always after midnight yeah when is that that is true yeah yeah that that is true like at some point it is always after like when does that turn over when can you start feeding them again it's officially before midnight now and this is our third and final shiny question first person to buzz in will get their chance to answer your topic is weapons no [ __ ] i thought i had it this works for both games and ddr you keep your finger on the button not above it [Music] this is a game called order up each of these swords has a specific name i want you to please arrange these swords in alphabetical order by the name of the sword uh got that yeah yeah okay okay so let's see here uh it's not in the perfect order so i will give who who buzz did ally ally ally uh i'll give ali a chance to correct it uh perfectly if you can do it perfect we'll give you the point incorrect [Laughter] becca i don't know why not hmm feeling their energy x before t bold the problem here is not me not knowing the swords it's my alphabetization oh good okay this is also incorrect but uh iffy since you were the first to go if um if you can at least tell me the name of the swords well i know this is the master sword correct lightsaber is this excalibur it is excalibur okay cool uh and this one is i know it's probably from lord of the rings so it's like the el orion or alorian alvin because it's definitely got the elven markings but i don't know you know how they the elves do and i don't i forgot the name of the thundercat blade this one is sting wow nothing like alloying that has frosted that is uh the the sword the bilbo found the name sting but it is an elvish blade yeah it probably had some other names see that was a tricky dicky one uh and this is the sword of omens uh and the fun fact uh the thing you assumed was excalibur is in fact an excalibur in fact if you look at the pommel it says excalibur well uh no one got it perfectly but if you were able to name more than half of these swords i'm going to go ahead and give you a point all right iffy you're in the lead with five becca right behind him with four ally delicious two thank you you know it's it's not a full meal but it's like it tastes good um and this brings us to our final question our final final question it's worth four points which is worth the same number of points but in some ways some might say it's more important than any other question because as always our final question concerns real life skills in the event of an earthquake the safest place to be is in a door frame because these are the most structurally sound elements of most buildings and will remain standing even if the rest of the building collapses i'm actually the safest place to be in an earthquake it's in an airplane that is technically true which is the best kind of true i'm inclined to give you a point unless someone can immediately tell me what is written on my card um actually the safest place to be in your house during an earthquake is between two bookshelves so then when they both talk you're in a little teepee a perfect arrangement with books toppling all over you wait what is his answer right now in an airplane what no okay i'm actually the safest place for me during an earthquake is in a hallway because then you're around photos of your loved ones this has got to be airplay is it really door frame but we have to have a better reason why um um actually yeah you want to be standing in the doorway um door frame because then if two bookshelves toppled over you won't be stuck underneath them uh we're going to move on to the correct answer um i'm not gonna i'd well [ __ ] it if he's in the lead anyway let's give him the point yes technically an airplane would be the safest place to be during an earthquake the answer i'm looking for is under a desk or other heavy object i literally did this once a year for school oh yeah most injuries from earthquakes happen as a result of falling objects like books from a book show so the safest place to be is under something that could protect you from falling objects and that concludes our game our winner here iffy waddy way close behind him becca scott and ally emotional support [Laughter] that's it for our episode join us next time for more pedantic hyper-specific corrections on um actually [Music]

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Published: Fri Sep 25 2020